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♪ I GOT YOU WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU,
DECO, ROMAN-GRECO ♪
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♪ ROCOCO, BAROCCO,
BEBOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN
I STAND OUT IN A CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND
KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OHH, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪
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♪ SMOKIN' ♪♪
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AND NOW THE PRO WILL ATTEMPT
THE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT
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SINK THE BALL IN
THE OCTOPUS SHOT.
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ARRIVAL IN 20TH CENTURY SECURE.
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HEY, NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT
THE FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT!
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THIS DEFINITELY
OUGHT TO BE A PAR FIVE.
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TARGET ACQUIRED.
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BALL, PLEASE.
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AH!
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LISTEN, GUY, IF YOU
WANTED TO PLAY THROUGH,
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK.
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PREPARING TO REMOVE THE MASK.
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WRONG CLUB.
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YOU'RE CLEARLY
UNFAMILIAR WITH THE GAME.
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TRY A THREE-IRON.
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TIME FOR YOUR
20,000-MILE CHECKUP, SON.
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HMM, IT POSSESSES A CERTAIN
NEW EXPRESSION OF ZEITGEIST
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AND I LOVE IT.
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DANG, THERE'S ALWAYS
ONE PIECE LEFT OVER
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YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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♪
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YOU THE MAN!
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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IT'S NOTHING REALLY, I... AH!
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HE RIPPED MY PANTS!
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NO ONE TRASHES THE TROU
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
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ALL RIGHT, MILLER, ME AND
YOU, HAND TO HAND COMBAT.
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BEST TWO AND... HELLO,
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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I'M THERE.
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SURE, BUT HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO GET THERE?
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QUITE SIMPLE.
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BY USING THIS PEPPY
LITTLE FORMULA, TIME TRAVEL
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IS POSSIBLE, YA?
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OF COURSE, YOU
NEED A TIME MACHINE.
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SO!
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REVENGE WILL BE MINE.
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NOT TO MENTION A WHOLE
LOT OF FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
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♪
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TAKE A RELAXING
VACATION ON MERCURY.
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TAN IN FIVE SECONDS.
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YEE-HEE-HEE-HOW!
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SMOOTH RIDE, HANDLES WELL,
BUT PARKING'S A PROBLEM.
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FAST-BREAKING NEWS, MAN FALLS
FROM SKY, LANDS ON MAIN STREET.
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WHERE YOU FROM, FLYBOY?
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AH, JUST A LITTLE BACKWATER
CALLED THE 20TH CENTURY.
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FOLKS, AN EXCLUSIVE WITH
THE MAN FROM THE PAST.
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TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
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AH, WHERE TO BEGIN?
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FIRST MAN ON THE MOON, ME.
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FIRST MAN TO PITCH
A NO-HITTER, ME.
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INVENTOR OF ROAST BEEF, ME.
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SPEAKING OF ROAST BEEF.
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STEP ASIDE, CHUCKLES.
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I GO 300 YEARS BETWEEN
MEALS, I GET A LITTLE CRANKY.
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WHAT, ALREADY?
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OKAY, GIVE ME SIX STEAKS, 17
WIENERS, A DOZEN CURLY FRIES,
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SIX HOT FUDGE SUNDAES,
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AND A DIET COLA BECAUSE
I'M WATCHING MY WEIGHT.
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ENJOY.
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HMM.
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♪
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NOT BAD, BUT A TOUCH
ON THE DRY SIDE.
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YOU EVER HEAR OF MUSTARD?
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YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT A TIP, BUDDY.
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HI THERE, WHAT'S
SHAKING, FUTURE DUDE?
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SO, WHERE'S THE PARTY AT?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
PEOPLE, UNDERWEAR TOO TIGHT?
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YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP,
HAVE A COUPLE OF LAUGHS.
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I'll TELL YOU FOLKS, I JUST
FLEW IN FROM THE PAST AND BOY,
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ARE MY ARMS HISTORY.
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HELLO, IS THIS THING ON?
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EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC.
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WELCOME TO EDGE
CITY, GREEN HEAD MAN.
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WHOA!
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YOU CALL THAT A WELCOME?
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OH BOY, I JUST LOVE
VIDEO GAMES, DON'T YOU?
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YA!
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TRAPPED.
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THOSE DANG ROBOTS
HAD ME TRAPPED.
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HEY, BUT YOU SAVED ME.
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SON, I'M JUST A GOVERNMENT GUY.
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A LOWLY CIVIL
SERVANT, IF YOU WILL.
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BUT LET ME SAY THIS,
AND I'M BEING CANDID HERE.
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YOU ARE JUST THE KIND
OF HERO THIS TOWN NEEDS.
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WHY, SIR, YOU FLATTER ME.
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REBELS ARE TERRORIZING
US, MY FRIEND.
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REBELS?
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YOU DON'T SAY?
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I DO SAY!
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REAL TROUBLEMAKERS, TOO.
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LOOK, THEY'RE THE ONES
BEHIND ALL THEM ROBOT ATTACKS.
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OH REALLY.
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YOU KNOW, SON, I COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE THE FACT
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THAT YOUR BRITCHES IS TORN.
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YEAH, AND IT'S ALL
THE REBELS FAULT.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU PUNKS,
YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME,
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I'M CALLING THE TUNE.
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♪
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THERE'S THEIR HIDEOUT, SON.
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AH!
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THIS IS TOO HORRIBLE.
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SEE HOW THEY MASSACRED
MY COCO BONGO.
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DELIVERY, AND NONE OF THAT SLIDE
IT UNDER THE DOOR STUFF EITHER
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BECAUSE I NEED A SIGNATURE.
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I'll BET IT'S THE DESIGNER
FATIGUES I ORDERED.
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MAYBE IT'S THE NEW
WEAPONS CATALOG.
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♪
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THIS OUGHT TO STOP 'EM.
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IT'S NOT HARD TO GET YOUR
MAN WITH MUCUS IN A CAN, EH.
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EW!
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WELL, SPIT IN MY EYE
AND CALL IT CHRISTMAS,
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YOU DID IT, SON.
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WE MAKE A SWELL TEAM, YOU AND I.
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WHY, TOGETHER, WE COULD FORGE
A NEW FUTURE FOR EDGE CITY...
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PUT A SOCK IN IT, JETHRO.
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I'VE STILL GOT TO FIND THAT
ROBOT THAT TRASHED MY TROUSERS.
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BUT FIRST,
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I'M GOING TO FIND ME SOME
FUTURE BABES TO CHA-CHA WITH.
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YOU HAVE YOURSELF A
SLAM BANG GOOD TIME, SON.
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YOU EARNED IT.
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WELL, PULL OFF MY OVERALLS
AND SEND ME HOME NAKED,
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THIS IS WORKING OUT
PERFECTLY, AIN'T IT, BOYS?
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THE REBELS ARE OUT OF MY HAIR
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AND I'M ABOUT TO GET ME THE
ONE THING I'VE WANTED ALL ALONG.
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MATCHING HANDKERCHIEFS?
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NO.
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THE WOODEN MASK.
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ONCE I'VE GOT THAT, I'VE GOT
COMPLETE AND TOTAL POWER.
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NOW, GO AND FETCH
IT FOR ME, BOYS.
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AND I WANT YOU TO DESTROY
THAT LOW LIFE CRITTER
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THAT'S WEARING IT.
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♪
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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HO HO HO, COME TO ME,
MY LITTLE BRAN MUFFIN.
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AH!
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I AM NOT REAL, MERELY AN
ARTIFICIALLY PROGRAMMED
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THREE-DIMENSIONAL HOLOGRAM.
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AND YOU ARE ONE FRESH GUY!
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FEISTY!
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PREPARE TO BE VAPORIZED.
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WHY DON'T YOU RUST
BUCKETS GET A LIFE?
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AND SPEAKING OF RUST.
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OXIDATION OF EXTREMITIES
HAS OCCURRED.
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RUST MALFUNCTION COMMENCING.
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OH, MAYBE THE CREAKY
OLD ROBOTS WANT SOME OIL.
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YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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I'M SEEING DOUBLE.
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I HAVE GOT TO GET THESE BABIES
CHECKED OUT WHEN I GET HOME.
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WE ARE REPLICANT ROBOTS.
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STRIKE US DOWN AND
TWO TAKE OUR PLACE.
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KIND OF LIKE THE ROACHES IN
STANLEY'S APARTMENT, HMM?
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THE TIME HAS COME
TO... YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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TO DO THE HIPPY DIPPY SHAKE.
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COME ON, EVERYBODY.
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LET'S GET NUTS!
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HIPPY DIPPY SHAKE
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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IT IS A DANCE OFTEN PERFORMED
BY INTOXICATED HUMANS
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AT WEDDING RITUALS.
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♪ WELL, YOU RUB-A YOUR
TUMMY LIKE IT'S GOT A BIG ACHE ♪
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♪ GOT A BIG ACHE AND
IT'S GOT A BIG ACHE ♪
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ARRIBA, HA-HA-HA
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♪ RUB-A YOUR TUMMY
LIKE IT'S GOT A BIG ACHE ♪
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♪ THEN SHAKE-A YOUR HIPS AND
DO THE HIPPY DIPPY SHAKE ♪♪
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HEY!
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CUT OUT ALL THAT HIPPYING
AND DIPPYING AND LET HIM HAVE IT.
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LET ME HAVE WHAT?
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OH, SOME OF KIND OF MEDAL
FOR BRAVERY, I SUPPOSE, HMM?
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HEY, WATCH IT.
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HOT FOOT!
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AND HOW DO YOU KNOW
I WASN'T ENJOYING THAT?
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IF YOU HAVEN'T
FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY,
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THAT GOVERNMENT GUY IS EVIL.
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YOU BACKED THE WRONG SIDE.
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I FEEL SO USED,
SO TERRIBLY USED.
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THANKS, I NEEDED THAT.
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THAT, I DIDN'T NEED.
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LOOK, THE GOVERNMENT GUY
CONTROLS ALL THE ELECTRIC
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AND NUCLEAR POWER IN EDGE CITY.
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THE PEOPLE HAVE TO OBEY
HIM OR THEY DON'T GET POWER.
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AND WITHOUT POWER, THEY... HUH!
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HUBBA HUBBA.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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THIS IS THE WALL OF HISTORY
WHERE WE RECORDED THE PAST,
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RIGHT?
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MM-HMM.
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ANYTHING ABOUT
MY PANTS ON THERE?
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THE CITIZENS LOST THEIR POWER
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DURING THE GREAT
THERMONUCLEAR SLIP-UP EONS AGO.
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BUT THEN CHECK IT.
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IT WAS MYSTERIOUSLY RESTORED
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WHEN THE GOVERNMENT
GUY GOT CONTROL, RIGHT?
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BUT HE OUTLAWED
EVERYTHING THAT WAS FUN,
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LIKE PIZZA, DANCING,
AND ACCESSORIZING.
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WE WANT TO GET RID OF HIM
SO WE CAN BE FREE AGAIN.
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BUT WE NEEDED A HERO TO HELP
US AND THEN YOU SHOWED UP.
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YES, I DID.
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YOU'RE GETTING SOFT.
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DO IT AGAIN.
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OW.
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GO ON, HIT ME WITH
YOUR BEST SHOT,
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YOU MALODOROUS MOUNTAINS OF TIN.
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YOU CAN'T HARM... ME.
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NO WONDER THAT GOVERNMENT
GUY WANTS US REBELS OUT OF HERE.
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LOOK!
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EDGE CITY'S POWER SOURCE
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IS RIGHT HERE UNDER THE
COCO BONGO'S DANCE FLOOR.
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IT'S MY MASK.
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BUT I'M WEARING MY MASK.
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THAT IS NOT MY MASK.
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CAN I BE SURE?
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I'M LIKE HAVING A TOTAL
IDENTITY CRISIS, OKAY?
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THIS MASK WILL GIVE US REBELS
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THE POWER WE NEED
TO SET EDGE CITY FREE.
233
00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,976
HOLD THE PHONE, LITTLE MISSY.
234
00:13:59,045 --> 00:14:01,288
I WOULDN'T DO
THAT IF I WERE YOU.
235
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:03,221
THAT LITTLE NIPPER'S RADIOACTIVE
236
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:06,052
FROM THE THERMONUCLEAR
INCIDENT A WAYS BACK.
237
00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:08,744
IT'S BEEN POWERING
THE CITY JUST FINE.
238
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,539
BUT NOBODY CAN WEAR IT.
239
00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:12,265
THAT'S WHY I WANT
YOUR MASK, FELLA.
240
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:16,752
WHEN I GET IT, I'll HAVE THE ONE
THING MISSING FROM MY LIFE...
241
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:19,720
A DECORATIVE OBJET D'ART?
242
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:25,623
NO, YOU TELEPHONE POLE,
I'll HAVE REAL STRENGTH.
243
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,868
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF FRAIL.
244
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:31,422
YA, YOU'RE A REAL
GIRLY MAN, ALL RIGHT.
245
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:34,390
YOUR ARMS ARE LIKE WET
NOODLES, SO SOFT AND SKINNY.
246
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,845
WHOA THERE.
247
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,605
NOW, THOSE ARE SOME
NASTY-LOOKING CHOPPERS
248
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,917
YOU'VE GOT THERE, JUNIOR.
249
00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:46,955
GOOD THINK YOU CAME TO SEE ME.
250
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:50,130
OKAY, RINSE AND SPIT.
251
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,856
REAL CUTE, GREEN BOY.
252
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,720
BUT I RECKON IT'S
ABOUT TIME FOR YOU
253
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:59,036
TO RENEW AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE.
254
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:02,453
WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE
TROUSER TRASHER HIMSELF.
255
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:03,937
HEY, GUESS WHAT, SPARKY?
256
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,926
I'VE GOT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
257
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:12,325
HEE-HA-HA-HA.
258
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,362
THIS HERE'S THE NEW
IMPROVED MODEL PULVERIZER.
259
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:20,678
HE CAN UNSCREW YOUR HEAD
LIKE A JAR OF BLACKBERRY JAM.
260
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:21,955
LID'S TOO TIGHT.
261
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:31,068
WELL, POKE ME IN THE
NOSE AND CROSS MY EYES,
262
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,794
I'VE FINALLY GOT MY PRIZE.
263
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:44,081
OH GOODY, I'VE GOT HIS HEAD.
264
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:47,498
AND I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE.
265
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:52,261
PSYCH.
266
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,954
AH YES, THE OLD BALLOON
HEAD SWITCHEROO TRICK.
267
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:07,207
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
268
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:12,385
PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED.
269
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:16,320
♪
270
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,605
OH, JUST GREAT.
271
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:28,711
YOU'VE DISCONNECTED THE
CITY'S WHOLE DANG POWER SUPPLY.
272
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,507
YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE GUTTERSNIPE!
273
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:35,995
SWITCH TO INFRARED AND BLAST
THE STUFFING OUT OF THIS RASCAL.
274
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,686
OKIE DOKIE.
275
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,515
HERE YOU GO, VERY BECOMING.
276
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,172
ON YOU IT WORKS, BABE.
277
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,036
OH, YOU'RE A GLAMOR-DO.
278
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,348
FABULOUS.
279
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,774
OH, CHECK IT OUT.
280
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,534
SPINACH IN YOUR TEETH.
281
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,644
NO, GET AWAY.
282
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:07,371
IT'S RADIOACTIVE.
283
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,684
HOLD ON A MINUTE NOW.
284
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:13,135
HEY, IT'S MOLD.
285
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:15,344
JUST PLAIN OLD MOLD.
286
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:19,038
ICKY, BUT IT'S NOT RADIOACTIVE.
287
00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:23,042
MUST'VE BEEN ALL THOSE
YEARS IN THIS DAMP BASEMENT.
288
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:25,596
THE MASK IS MINE, IT'S MINE.
289
00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:29,807
AND I'M GOING TO WEAR IT.
290
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:30,946
PLEASE, THINK, MAN.
291
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,190
YOU CAN'T USE TWO MASKS AT ONCE.
292
00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:35,019
THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE.
293
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,400
DIMENSIONAL RIFTS WILL OPEN.
294
00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:39,403
BESIDES, I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE THE ONLY MASK.
295
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:40,300
IT'S NOT FAIR.
296
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:43,062
IT'S NOT, IT'S NOT, IT'S NOT.
297
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:48,170
TOUGH TURKEY.
298
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:52,623
LOOK AT ME, I'M A BIG BRUISER
AND I'M STRONGER THAN YOU.
299
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:55,764
I'M A NEW MAN WITH NEW POWER.
300
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,318
YES, BUT THAT NEW
MAN HAS HIS NEEDS TOO.
301
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,769
AND FOR HIM WE HAVE A
COMPLIMENTARY MAKEOVER.
302
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,120
HEY.
303
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,225
GOING UP, YOU SAY?
304
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,950
WHY, CERTAINLY.
305
00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:19,305
GIVE THAT MAN A STUFFED GIRAFFE.
306
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:23,274
YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONG,
HOW'S THIS FOR STRONG?
307
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:28,176
♪
308
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:36,322
I BELIEVE YOU USED
TO CALL THIS A DISCUS.
309
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:37,461
UH-HUH.
310
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,670
AND THIS IS WHAT WE
USED TO CALL A BOOMERANG.
311
00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,884
I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS
GUY OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL.
312
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:49,162
BUT FIRST, CHOWTIME.
313
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:57,929
NO POWER, NO PROBLEM.
314
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,586
LUCKILY, I ALWAYS
CARRY JUMPER CABLES
315
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:04,143
FOR JUST SUCH AN EMERGENCY.
316
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:05,913
YOU THINK EATING A LITTLE
SNACK IS GOING TO MAKE
317
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,836
YOU STRONGER THAN ME?
318
00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,113
GOOD POINT.
319
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,184
YOU SHOULD HAVE A
LITTLE SNACKAGE, TOO.
320
00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:12,368
LET'S HAVE SOME MUSTARD, NATE.
321
00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:17,639
AND LOTS OF IT!
322
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,537
WOO HOO, MUSTARD BOY!
323
00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:23,472
I'M ABOUT TO KETCHUP WITH YOU.
324
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,440
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
325
00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:27,189
I'M NOT WASTING ANY
MORE TIME ON THIS JERK.
326
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,016
YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT HAVE A
LOT OF FANCY GIZMOS IN THE FUTURE,
327
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,458
BUT I'll TAKE 20TH-CENTURY
TECHNOLOGY ANY DAY.
328
00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:46,185
NO, NOT THAT.
329
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:53,847
NO!
330
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:58,438
OH, NO!
331
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,578
METHINKS THERE'S ONLY
ROOM FOR ONE OF US
332
00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:03,443
IN THIS TIME PERIOD
OR ANY OTHER.
333
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:08,345
♪
334
00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:21,737
WAY TO GO, 20TH-CENTURY MAN.
335
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:25,224
YOU'RE OUR HERO, DUDE.
336
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:26,846
BUT, HOW WILL THE CITY RUN
337
00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:29,400
WITHOUT THE WOODEN
MASK TO PROVIDE POWER?
338
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:34,163
HMM.
339
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,096
WELL, LOOKY HERE.
340
00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:39,238
YOU GUYS HAD THE
POWER ALL ALONG.
341
00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:41,240
NOW, JUST CLOSE
YOUR EYES AND REPEAT.
342
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,622
THERE'S NOBODY LIKE THE MASK.
343
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,090
COME ON ALREADY, I
DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT.
344
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:06,230
HEY, NICE HEM WORK, BETSY ROSS.
345
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,440
I'VE GOT MY PANTS,
NOW I'M READY TO DANCE.
346
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:12,271
SO, HIT IT!
347
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,170
♪
348
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:16,665
OKAY, PICK IT UP IN
THE BACK, PEOPLE.
349
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,069
HIPS OUT, KNEES LEFT, CHIN UP.
350
00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:22,073
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS ALL
NIGHT 'TIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.
351
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:27,009
♪
352
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,012
SMOKIN'!
353
00:21:31,635 --> 00:21:36,295
♪
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