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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe when they made me
Yeah they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid
and refined, totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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Nobody move, or I
blow this place sky-high!
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[screaming]
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Mama mia! That's
a spicy meatball!
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[belches]
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Another case of heartburn
from my least favorite cook.
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Issue one: the chef.
Why is he disgruntled?
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And was he ever truly
gruntled in the first place?
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My brother, Giuseppe, he stole
all of my recipes and fire me!
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So now I am gonna fire him!
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Wrong! Next issue:
what are your demands?
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Love ya, babe, always let your
agent handle the negotiations.
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You want a million
dollars? A helicopter?
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And a year's supply
of Scalp So Bright!
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America's favorite head polish!
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[sirens wailing]
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Did you hear that? They're
sending in a SWAT team!
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[guns cocking]
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♪ Da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da! ♪♪
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All right, Luigi!
Hands over your head!
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I'll find ya. Quick, this way!
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Quick, hide in here.
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Now where's that light switch?
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Don't worry, Luigi.
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Soon you'll be rollin' in dough.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la ♪♪
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Help! Help me, please!
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You gotta save me
from the little green man!
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[sniffs] And now back
to the lovely Kelly.
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This is the bill for
ruining my dress,
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and if that jerk Stanley
Ipkiss ever shows up,
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tell him to lose my number!
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[screams]
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[sniffles]
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[chattering]
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All right, so my date with
Kelly was a total disaster.
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Fine, but I still
don't understand
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how bringing Milo
here is gonna to help?
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Watch and learn.
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With a little Charlie magic,
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that dog is about to become
the ultimate babe magnet!
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[growling]
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[whining]
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Three, two, one...
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[panting]
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- How cute!
- Aren't they, like, adorable?
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What's its little name?
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Good evening, ladies.
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I'm Charlie Schumaker,
billionaire playboy.
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Um, Charlie? Charlie!
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Oh.
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[woman] Fired? Me?
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But I am Madam Suspiria,
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mistress of mystery.
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You and that phony gypsy act
are washed up, passe, old hat.
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When this gig's
over, so are you.
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You're gonna
regret this, Admiral.
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What happened?
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Our family once held
the greatest magic
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in all of Carpathia.
Huh, but now...
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Oh, Grandma, what happened
to the source of the old magic?
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[Stanley] Hello? Is this
where I get my fortune told?
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Oy.
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Madam Suspiria
knows all, Mister...
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Ipkiss.
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Obey my will, celestial sphere,
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and make the
future crystal clear.
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Oh, I see trouble
in your future.
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Wow!
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[gasping] I see you
surrounded by great wealth.
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I do work in a bank.
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I see... Huh?
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Oh, such power!
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Is something wrong?
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[Charlie] There you are!
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Your dog was stealing
all my action, Stanley.
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[panting]
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Hey, here you go, Stan.
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A love potion.
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Pay for it and let's get going.
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Be careful!
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One drop and any member of
the opposite sex who sees your face
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will fall hopelessly,
madly in love with you!
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Mask? Mask? Mask? Ah!
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Is it possible?
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Can that guy really possess the
secrets to our family's old magic?
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When I get it back and
combine its power with this...
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those ancient powers
will finally be ours again!
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Hey, Stan, wanna
try an experiment?
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[applause]
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[growls]
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[yipping]
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Whoa! Whoa!
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[yipping]
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Hey, Stan, you mind
if I... Sorry, Charlie,
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I'm confiscating this potion on
behalf of women everywhere.
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Milo!
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[yipping]
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Celestial sphere,
perform this task,
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reveal to me the ancient mask.
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[laughs] It works!
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The mask's power
must be great indeed!
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The most powerful
artifact in the world,
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and this idiot keeps
it with his laundry.
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Mm, but not for long. [laughs]
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A love potion that
actually works?
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Heh, I wonder what's in it.
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[sniffing]
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Eww!
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[pounding, yipping]
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Ipkiss! What are all
these dogs doing out here?
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[yipping]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Ipkiss, what is this?
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What are you looking at?
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What is this vision
I see before me?
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Mrs. Peenman, your beauty
shines as bright as the sun.
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Very funny, Ipkiss.
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Keep it up, and
I'll give you a fat lip!
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Ah!
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Put a lid on it!
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And get those dogs out
of my building! Pronto!
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She is the shrill
heartbeat of my dreams.
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And I know she'll love me, too.
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I got all the magic
I need right here.
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[yipping]
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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[knock on door]
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Chocolates, I'll take.
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At last!
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My family's name's
going to be restored.
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And then I'll get even
with Admiral Wombat,
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and all the others
who called me passe.
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So, my power's washed up, is it?
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Forces beyond all
imagination will soon be mine!
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[barking, yipping]
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[pants]
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No! Bring that back!
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[knocking]
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Ah!
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The throbbing in my foot pales
before the throbbing of my heart.
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[French accent] Oh,
my little mise-en-scene.
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The creme in my latte.
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The fruit of my loom!
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[bell rings]
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My salisbury steak's done.
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I'd invite you to stay
for dinner, but frankly,
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you disgust me.
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I will count les moments
until your return.
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Milo, what are you doing here?
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Hey! No! Oh, no, no! Not now!
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[yelling]
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Smokin'!
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No, not while I was so close.
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Hup! Hup! Hey! Hup!
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Ahooga!
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[howls]
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[wolf whistles]
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[cries] No!
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What wind through
yonder window breaks!
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[cries] No!
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Peenman O Peenman!
Wherefore art thou going, Peenman?
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[screaming]
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But I'm carrying
such a torch for you!
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[pants]
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[screaming]
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Light my fire!
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Go ahead, make my date.
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I shall treat you like a queen.
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[crying] Hello, 911?
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I wanna report a
maniac on the loose!
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I'm filling your
hide with rock salt.
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Now, now, you know the effect
of salt on high blood pressure.
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[Mrs. Peenman] No!
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[crying] No!
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[Tarzan yell]
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Huh? This wouldn't be the place
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we got all those calls
about? Huh, lieutenant?
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[grunts]
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If love is a crime,
then find me guilty!
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Arrest that lunatic!
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Anything you
say, light of my life.
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Backs up, I tells
ya! I seen her first!
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Oh, yeah?
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[both grunting]
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- [bell rings]
- Where'd she go?
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Peenman! Peenman!
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Mrs. Peenman!
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[snoring]
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[grumbles] What?
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Yes, of course I'll still
respect you, Mrs. Pee...
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[yells]
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Oh, man! Talk about the
mother of all nightmares!
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[chuckles] I dreamed I
was, like, madly in love
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with, of all people,
Mrs. P... P...
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[screams]
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[sputters, gurgles]
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[pants]
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[whines]
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Thanks, Milo.
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[sighs] At last, I've
found the love of my life.
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What am I saying?
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Only one person can help me now.
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Yes, that's it. That's it.
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Play right into my hands.
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00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,496
Is anybody home?
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00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:06,190
Ah, young Mr. Ipkiss.
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00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:11,436
And why have the fates brought
you once again to Madam Suspiria?
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I need something
that'll undo this.
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It made me fall in love with
the completely wrong person!
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Fear not, my young friend.
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The potion will
wear off, unless...
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You didn't use some other
magical device at the same time,
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did you?
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[gulps] Um, s-supposing I did.
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Then the love potion's effects
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would be permanent.
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No!
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00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:47,541
Oh, please. Please,
you gotta help me!
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Please, oh, please, oh,
please, oh, please, oh, please!
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Very well, Mr. Ipkiss.
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But I will need the
magical object you used.
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Well, I did bring it along.
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You know, just in case.
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Now, quickly, give me the mask!
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Boy, you're good. How'd
you know it was a mask?
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Time grows short.
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Do you want the
spell lifted or not?
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Yes. [Laughs]
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Yes! Yes!
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[speaking foreign language]
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00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:32,690
So that's it? My
troubles are over?
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Your troubles, perhaps.
254
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:43,045
But Admiral Wombat's
troubles are only beginning.
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00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:50,673
And now... revenge!
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00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,817
[screaming]
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00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:03,893
[carnival music playing]
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[screaming]
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00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,901
[growling]
260
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:20,531
I hope this still works.
261
00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:26,192
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
262
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,952
Oh, man!
263
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,954
I'm stirred and shaken!
264
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,232
And where's that
draft coming from?
265
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,648
[Scottish accent] 'Tisn't
exactly what I had in mind.
266
00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:38,204
Huh? I cannot change!
267
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,350
[screaming]
268
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,736
[Madam Suspiria] Where is he?
269
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:58,810
Where is the fool who calls
himself Admiral Wombat?
270
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,400
I ain't no fool, I'm outta here.
271
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,959
Now see here, little
miss fancy pants.
272
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,169
Begone, little man.
273
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,036
[screams]
274
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:26,114
Hey, I'm getting stronger!
275
00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:29,082
I can change!
276
00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:32,154
Maybe not a useful change,
but you take what you get, right?
277
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,918
Now, if I can just
keep Miss Congeniality
278
00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:40,956
throwing magic back
my way... [laughs]
279
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:43,165
Oh, Madam Diphtheria!
280
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,892
You couldn't hit the
broad side of a mask!
281
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:49,689
Time for you to get
your just deserts.
282
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,829
[laughing]
283
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,979
Oh, no cherry on top?
284
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,223
♪ To dance calypso
is my favorite bag ♪
285
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:09,364
♪ And you ain't nothing
but a wrinkled hag ♪♪
286
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:12,160
You dare to mock me?
287
00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:14,300
Then suffer my wrath!
288
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,379
[roaring]
289
00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:35,321
Whoa! Total bummer!
290
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:39,532
Now that was
like totally groovy!
291
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:42,880
You! You're to blame for this!
292
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,571
Hey, that wasn't me, man.
293
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,954
It was that wigged-out
flea-market looking lady!
294
00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:50,129
Not that! This!
295
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:54,547
You've got a lot to answer
for, my green-faced friend.
296
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:56,411
[roaring]
297
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,276
Ha! Sayonara, lieutenant-san.
298
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,527
Enough of this foolishness!
299
00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,702
Where is Admiral Wombat?
300
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,669
He must pay for his insolence!
301
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,401
Oh! [Tsking]
302
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:26,199
My magic is washed
up, is it? Passe? Old hat?
303
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:32,205
[growling]
304
00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:34,621
You know, four out of
five dentists surveyed
305
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:38,107
recommend wearing a retainer
for straighter, brighter teeth.
306
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,973
[yodels]
307
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:50,672
What a lovely fashion statement!
308
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,087
May I?
309
00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:00,785
[grunts]
310
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:02,511
Now to jumpstart the face!
311
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,568
Smokin'!
312
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:29,849
You can't stop Madam
Suspiria, you... [yelling]
313
00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:38,651
I can't bear to watch!
314
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:43,172
This just isn't my day.
315
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:49,351
Stupid love potion!
316
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:58,671
Get out of here. No, no, no!
317
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,985
[cheering]
318
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,780
[Stanley] Out of
sight, out of mind.
319
00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:08,094
And those guys are
definitely out of their minds.
320
00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:11,062
Well, that should keep the
old crone busy for a while.
321
00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:14,859
Every man at Edge City
wants to sample her goulash.
322
00:21:14,928 --> 00:21:17,621
Every man, hmm.
323
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:22,315
Leaving every single woman
dateless on Saturday night.
324
00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:25,663
This looks like a job for... me.
325
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:27,872
[screaming]
326
00:21:27,941 --> 00:21:30,668
Somebody stop me!
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