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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO ♪
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♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP FLOP ♪
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN,
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I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD.
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED,
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TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND.
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♪ ARCH VILLAINS
AND NE'ER DO WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK. SEE?
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♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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OPEN UP WIDE AND REALLY SHOUT.
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OH! LOOK OUT!
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
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SMOKIN'!
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♪
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AND NOW, FLATFOOT PATROL
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IN EDGE CITY, IN COLOR.
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BROUGHT TO YOU
BUY CORNITO CHIPS.
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THEY'RE CRUNCHALICIOUS!
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♪
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TIME FOR NUCLEAR BURRITO!
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AH-AH!
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JUST LIKE MAMA'S
MICROWAVE USED TO MAKE.
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POLICE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS!
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NOW!
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YOU TOO. I KNEW
YOU WERE INVOLVED IN
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THIS, MASK!
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SOMETIMES YOU
REALLY LEAVE ME FLAT.
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NOW, DROP YOUR WEAPONS!
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WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
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WHOA! OW!
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♪
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AH, THEY'RE GETTIN'
AWAY, LIEUTENANT.
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OH, LIEUTENANT, SIR, IN
MY HASTE, I DID NEGLECT
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TO HAND OVER ONE LAST WEAPON.
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MY AK-47 SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEDGIE!
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HUH?
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♪
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE FILMED ENOUGH.
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LIEUTENANT CALLOWAY,
LOOKIN' GOOD!
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♪
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WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON
THAT GREEN-FACED FREAK,
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I'M GONNA RIP HIS LIPS OFF!
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IF SHOW AND TELL IS OVER,
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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOUR NEW SUPERVISOR,
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LAWRENCE LORENZO.
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NOW, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.
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I'M HERE TO SEE THAT THIS
DEPARTMENT STOPS MAKING
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MONKEYS OUT OF OURSELVES
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
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AND STARTS CATCHING NOTORIOUS
CRIMINALS LIKE THE HOOD.
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HE'S WANTED FOR LOAN
SHARKING, SMUGGLING,
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JEWEL HEISTS, YOU NAME IT.
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MY GOAL IS TO CATCH
HIM IN THE ACT, BOOK HIM,
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AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
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AND I'VE SELECTED JUST THE
MAN TO HEAD THIS INVESTIGATION.
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LIEUTENANT CALLOWAY.
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HIM?
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OH, IS HE JOKING?
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CALLOWAY'S SO WRAPPED
WITH THIS MASK BUSINESS
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HE CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.
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I CAN FORGET ABOUT
THE MASK. I'll PUT HIM.
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RIGHT OUT OF MY MIND.
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CAN YOU REALLY DO
THAT, LIEUTENANT?
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YOU KNOW, FORGET ALL
ABOUT THE MASK AND ALL?
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OF COURSE I CAN. AND I WILL.
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YOU WILL? WHAT?
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MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M VISITING MY ONLY SON.
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DESPITE THE FACT HE NEVER
WRITES, HE NEVER CALLS.
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OOH! OH, I MISSED THE SMELL OF A
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POLICE STATION, COFFEE
BREWING, CRIMES BEING SOLVED!
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NOT THAT YOU EVER CATCH ANYBODY.
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NOT LIKE YOUR FATHER. NOW
THERE WAS A POLICE OFFICER!
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BUT MA, I'M HEADING AN
INVESTIGATION AGAINST THE HOOD.
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HOW WONDERFUL! I'M
GOING TO GET A CHANCE TO
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JOIN MY SON IN ACTION.
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JOIN?
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. WE'LL
GET TO SPEND SOME QUALITY
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TIME TOGE...
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I CAN'T TAKE MY
MOTHER ON A STAKEOUT.
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UH, IT'S AGAINST REGULATIONS.
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I'M AFRAID YOUR SON IS
RIGHT, MRS. CALLOWAY.
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HOWEVER, SINCE YOU'RE
SUCH A CONNOISSEUR
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OF POLICE PROCEDURES,
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IT MIGHT NOT HURT
TO HAVE YOU THERE
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IN AN UNOFFICIAL CAPACITY.
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D'OH!
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I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.
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OH, DON'T WORRY,
MR. MAYOR. I DO.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY,
MILO, OLD BUDDY?
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ARE YOU UP FOR A
NICE, QUIET EVENING?
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AND NOW, A SPECIAL ENCORE
PRESENTATION OF FLATFOOT PATROL,
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IN EDGE CITY, IN COLOR.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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IPKISS, LISTEN UP,
AND LISTEN GOOD.
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I'M ON AN IMPORTANT CASE, AND
I DON'T WANT ANY GREEN-FACED
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TROUBLEMAKER
GUMMIN' UP THE WORKS!
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I, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, LIEUTENANT.
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JUST STAY CLEAR OF THE GREASY,
RUSTY, DISGUSTING SPOON DINER.
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GOT ME, JACKSON?
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DOYLE, I'VE SPOTTED THE
HOOD. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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LOUD AND CLEAR
THERE, LIEUTENANT.
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THERE HE IS, MA. NOW
JUST TRY TO BLEND IN.
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WHAT? YOU'RE SAYING
I DON'T LOOK NATURAL?
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WELL, NO, MA. I JUST...
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FIX YOUR COLLAR, SON. AND
STRAIGHTEN YOUR BEARD.
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YOU CALL THIS AN
UNDERCOVER DISGUISE?
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NOW, YOUR UNCLE
MANNY... SHH! SHH! SHH!
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THERE WAS A COPY WHO KNEW
HIS WAY AROUND A PHONY BEARD.
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YE-DA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA.
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♪
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OW! OH, I GOT
SHAMPOO IN MY EYES.
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TOWEL, TOWEL.
WHERE'D THAT TOWEL GO?
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OH, THANKS MILO.
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GUESS WHO-LA'S COMING TO DINER.
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♪
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SO HONEY, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO SEE THIS
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EVENING'S SPECIALS?
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ALASKAN SNOW CRABS.
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
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AND MY PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION:
TROPICAL FRUIT SALAD.
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♪
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BA-DUP-DUP-DUP-DUP-DUP HEY!
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A CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-OOH!
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BA-DUP-DUP-DUP-DUP-DUP EEH!
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UGH!
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WHY, LIEUTENANT CALLOWAY.
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ARE YOU UNDERCOVER OR SOMETHING?
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OOH, YOU CAN TELL
ME. I CAN KEEP A SECRET.
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REALLY, I CAN.
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WHOO!
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TO PROTECT YOUR ANONYMITY,
I'M GIVING YOU EACH CODE NAMES.
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YOU'RE MR. RED. YOU'RE MR. BLUE.
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YOU'RE MR. BROWN. AND YOU'RE...
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OOH! OOH! LET ME BE
MR. SALMON, YELLOW,
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PLEASE, MR. FUCHSIA, PLEASE.
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I WANNA BE MR. SALMON,
YELLOW, PLEASE, MR. FUCHSIA.
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DADDY! THAT MEAN
OLD MAN WON'T LET ME
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JOIN HIS GANG OF
RUTHLESS CRIMINALS!
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YOU'RE GONNA GET IT
NOW, MR. BECAUSE MY DAD IS
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AN UNDERCOVER POLICE OFFICER!
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WHY YOU LITTLE!
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♪
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HOW COULD YOU BLOW
OUR COVER LIKE THAT?
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BUT MA! IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
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SORRY, LIEUTENANT. THESE
ARE THE ONLY ONES LEFT.
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I'VE BEEN REFINING
THIS HEIST FOR WEEKS.
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IT'S FOOLPROOF.
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BUT FIRST, WE MUST
LEARN ANCIENT ART
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OF ORIGAMI.
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GIRAFFE-I-SON.
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♪
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MOOSE-SON.
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AND NOW, THE
PIECE DE RESISTANCE.
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UNICORN-SON!
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♪
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THESE AREN'T MY PLANS.
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THAT TEARS IT! I'M
RIPPIN' YOUR HEAD OFF,
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YOU GUACAMOLE-FACED WEASEL!
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IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF
WORKING UNDERCOVER?
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DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANYTHING?
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OW! OW! OW! UH, BUT
MA, HE STARTED IT!
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IF WE CAN PROCEED WITH
NO FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS,
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I'll TELL YOU THIS
ABOUT MY PLAN.
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IT WILL SPELL THE END OF
EDGE CITY AS WE KNOW IT,
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AND HERALD A NEW AREA OF CRIME.
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♪
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OH, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN UP TO NOW?
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♪
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WAIT A MINUTE. THESE ARE
THE HOOD'S PLANS FOR A HEIST
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AT THE COCO BONGO TONIGHT!
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♪
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LIEUTENANT CALLOWAY! OH, BOY.
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AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?
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HEY, YEAH. LISTEN, YOU
KNOW THAT HOOD GUY?
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HE'S PULLING A HEIST AT THE...
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TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR.
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HE'S PULLING A HEIST AT
THE COCO BONGO CLUB!
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HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE.
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AND I DIDN'T HEAR
ANYTHING YOU SAID,
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ABOUT THE COCO BONGO
CLUB. NOW GET LOST!
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT YOU!
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MA? WAIT! MA?
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OH, GREAT. NOW WHAT DO I DO?
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♪
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MR. AND MRS. VANDERBILT,
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I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
THE NEW POLICE CHIEF,
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MR. LAWRENCE LORENZO.
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WE'RE TAKING A TOUGH
STANCE ON CRIME.
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BOY, IT SURE WAS NICE OF
THE MAYOR TO INVITE US HERE,
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HUH, LIEUTENANT?
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I LOVE THESE PIG TAILS.
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GIVE ME THAT. HE
DIDN'T INVITE US, DOYLE.
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IT WAS MY IDEA.
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I GOT AN ANONYMOUS TIP.
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♪
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HEY, PAL. WHERE'S
YOUR INVITATION?
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MY INVI... OH, OH. YEAH.
UH, WELL, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
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UH, SOMEPLACE.
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THEN GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.
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♪
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OH!
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AND STAY OUT.
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SO HOW ARE THINGS FOR THE
POLICE DEPARTMENT'S UNOFFICIAL
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OBSERVER?
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OH! I JUST LOVE A MAN WHO
APPRECIATES THE IMPORTANCE OF
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DISCIPLINE.
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CARE TO DISCUSS IT OVER A WALTZ?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE
A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT.
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♪
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EVERYTHING'S QUIET LIEUTENANT.
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YEAH, WAY TOO QUIET.
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NEED PIZAZZ FOR YOUR PARTY?
SPARKLE FOR YOUR SHINDIG?
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SAVOIR FAIRE FOR
YOUR CHIC SOIREE?
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HA-HA. WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER.
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♪
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YOWZA! OH, BABY,
THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG!
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♪
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WHOO! SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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♪
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DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
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WELL, YEAH, LIEUTENANT.
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ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT
PIZAZZ AND CHIC SOIREES
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AND SHIN SPLINTS AND STU...
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I DIDN'T, AND NEITHER DID YOU.
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OH! I GET IT. JUST IGNORE HIM,
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00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:47,603
AND HE'LL GO AWAY. IS THAT IT?
235
00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:50,744
SAY, WHAT'S WITH YOUR EYE?
236
00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,608
WELL, I KNOW WHERE
I'M NOT WANTED.
237
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:56,474
I'M LEAVING, VAMOOSING,
TAKING A HIKE. I'M...
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00:11:56,543 --> 00:12:02,480
♪
239
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:07,934
IS THIS IS THE FACE THAT
SUNK A THOUSAND SHIPS?
240
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,177
MIND IF I CUT IN?
241
00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:15,631
♪
242
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,599
WHAT'S THAT FREAK
DOIN' WITH MY MOTHER?
243
00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:20,118
THE HUSTLE?
244
00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:23,397
SO YOU'RE CALLOWAY'S
MOM, EH? REALLY?
245
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,512
WELL, YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD.
246
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,228
SO, WHAT'S HIS
FIRST NAME, ANYWAY?
247
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:27,550
NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO. LET ME GUESS.
248
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:28,920
COSMO? HUBERT?
249
00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:30,301
RUMPELSTILTSKIN?
250
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,475
LET GO OF HER, YOU!
251
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:37,170
AH!
252
00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:41,553
OH, WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?
253
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:46,213
GAH!
254
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:49,423
EVERYBODY BE COOL.
THIS IS A ROBBERY.
255
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:50,631
- POLICE!
- HEADS UP!
256
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,151
- DROP YOUR WEAPONS!
- THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
257
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:56,361
GUESS AGAIN, MY
FLAT-FOOTED FRIENDS.
258
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,294
DON'T MAKE ANY DEALS, OFFICER.
259
00:12:58,363 --> 00:12:59,685
PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE MAKE A DEAL.
260
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:02,678
MAKE A DEAL. MAKE A DEAL.
261
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:06,855
AYE, CARUMBA! IT'S
A MEXICAN STANDOFF.
262
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,685
LA CUCARACHA. LA CUCARACHA.
263
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,687
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.
264
00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:14,172
I'll STOMP YOU LIKE
A COCKAROACHA,
265
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:21,801
YOU SPLIT-PEA
SOUP-FACED LITTLE... ♪
266
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,355
AND I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK
YOU DIDN'T CARE, LIEUTENANT.
267
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:29,912
♪
268
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:35,193
AH!
269
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,746
YOINKS!
270
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:41,130
♪
271
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,546
I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR
A BETTER DISTRACTION IF I'D
272
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:48,137
PLANNED IT MYSELF.
273
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:52,452
HEY, BOSS. I GOT US
A SECOND HOSTAGE.
274
00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:56,318
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS,
YOU TWO-BIT LITTLE THUGS!
275
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:59,908
MY SON'S A COP! UMPH!
276
00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:04,084
OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN
THERE, YOU HAD TO PICK HER?
277
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:09,987
♪
278
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:20,514
YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET
AWAY WITH KIDNAPPING THE MAYOR?
279
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:24,898
MY DEAR, DEAR, LADY. BY
RANSOMING HIM, WE'RE GOING TO
280
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,589
MAKE A FORTUNE.
281
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,109
AND THEN YOU'RE
GONNA LET US GO, RIGHT?
282
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:32,009
NO. THEN WE GET
RID OF HIS HONOR.
283
00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,494
AND THE TOWN WILL BE OURS.
284
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:38,118
YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY
SORRY. THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT'S
285
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,257
LOOKIN' FOR US!
286
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:42,053
YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, BUSTER!
287
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:43,572
FOR PITY'S SAKE,
MAN. LET HER GO.
288
00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:47,783
SHE'S GIVIN' ME A MIGRAINE!
289
00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:51,304
PUT ME DOWN! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
290
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:54,755
MY SON'S A POLICE
LIEUTENANT! ALL RIGHT,
291
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,378
HE'S NOT A VERY GOOD ONE.
292
00:14:56,447 --> 00:15:00,865
BUT YOU'RE STILL
GONNA BE VERY SORRY.
293
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,660
YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH THIS, HOOD.
294
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:06,043
MY NEW POLICE CHIEF WILL TRACK
YOU DOWN AND PUT YOU AWAY.
295
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,769
IS THAT A FACT, MR. MAYOR?
296
00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,495
LORENZO?
297
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:14,844
WHEN YOU'RE GONE,
EDGE CITY WILL BE MINE.
298
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:21,230
AW, AIN'T THIS THE CAT'S MEOW?
299
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:24,958
THE COCO BONGO IS
CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.
300
00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,822
I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
I'M GETTING BORED
301
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,548
OUTTA MY SKULL.
302
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:34,485
♪
303
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,355
NO SIGN OF THE CROOKS SO FAR.
304
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:46,324
♪
305
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:50,156
CORNITO CHIPS! WHY
THEY'RE CRUNCHALICIOUS!
306
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:53,780
♪
307
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:56,679
MAYBE THEY'RE GIVING
AWAY FREE SAMPLES.
308
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,750
RELAX, MR. MAYOR. YOU
AND THE OLD LADY AIN'T
309
00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:01,201
CHECKIN' OUT... YET.
310
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,927
HMM?
311
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:08,070
♪
312
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:11,211
NOT 'TIL THE HOOD GETS BACK
WITH YOUR RANSOM MONEY.
313
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:17,114
♪
314
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,702
CALLOWAY HERE.
315
00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,018
TELEGRAM FOR
LIEUTENANT CALLOWAY.
316
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,880
I KNOW WHERE YOUR
MOM'S BEING HELD.
317
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:29,643
GAH!
318
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,611
LORENZO. YES, I HAVE
THE RANSOM MONEY
319
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,026
RIGHT HERE.
320
00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:37,892
OKAY, LIEUTENANT.
321
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:39,215
THEY WANT YOU TO
GO DOWN TO THE WHARF
322
00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:43,899
AND WAIT FOR INSTRUCTIONS.
323
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:47,558
MEANWHILE, I'll TAKE OFF
WITH MY RANSOM MONEY.
324
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:51,355
♪
325
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:53,633
NO SIGN OF THE HOOD.
NO WORD FROM LORENZO.
326
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:56,153
WHAT GIVES? HUH?
327
00:16:56,222 --> 00:17:02,124
♪
328
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,199
AVAST, CALLOWAY.
WHY WON'T YE LISTEN.
329
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,822
I KNOW THE SCURVY
DOG'S TRUE WHEREABOUTS.
330
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:14,067
TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR.
331
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:15,655
HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE.
332
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,174
ARR!
333
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:21,212
YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE
SOMEONE CHECK OUT THAT EYE!
334
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,594
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
335
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:27,322
HA-HA! THAT'S THE SPIRIT, MATEY.
336
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,532
DONNER, BLITZEN,
MIRRO, SPARTACUS, AWAY!
337
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:35,364
♪
338
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,539
HEY, LIEUTENANT! WAIT UP!
339
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:43,476
♪
340
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,015
LOOKS LIKE THE CHIPS
ARE DOWN, MR. MAYOR.
341
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:12,056
♪
342
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,128
AND YOUR CHIPS ARE ABOUT
TO BE DOWN FOR ALL ETERNITY.
343
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:18,614
♪
344
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,790
BUT I'M THE MAYOR!
345
00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:26,001
♪
346
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,762
C-C-C-CORN!
347
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:34,699
♪
348
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,607
THERE YOU ARE!
349
00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:47,540
I'M GONNA RIP YOUR
HEAD OFF AND...
350
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:51,130
CORN, LIEUTENANT? HAH!
351
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,855
OOH!
352
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:58,792
♪
353
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,107
NOT THAT WAY. WE'RE SURROUNDED.
354
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,350
POLICE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS!
355
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:05,972
- THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
- HANDS UP!
356
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,976
OOH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW.
357
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:12,358
TAKE CARE OF THEM.
358
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:15,257
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
USE ME FOR A SHIELD.
359
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,846
WHAT AM I? A SCHMUCKA?
360
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,330
YAAAH!
361
00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:22,368
UGH. LORENZO.
362
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:25,060
SO, MR. BIG MOUTH LAW
AND ORDER'S NOTHIN'
363
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:27,269
BUT A TWO-BIT CROOK!
364
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:33,172
♪
365
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,071
HUH?
366
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,177
YOU'LL BE SAFE IN HERE. HURRY!
367
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:44,113
♪
368
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,572
AND ANOTHER THING!
369
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:57,023
MRS. CALLOWAY. YOU
BAGGED THE HOOD
370
00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:59,301
AND HIS GANG!
371
00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:02,235
♪
372
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:03,864
WHERE IS HE? WHEN I
GET MY HANDS ON THAT
373
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:04,824
GREEN-FACED LITTLE...
374
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,688
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
375
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:10,795
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT
IT, THE MASK SAVED OUR LIVES.
376
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:13,004
NO! DON'T SAY THAT!
377
00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:14,903
IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
378
00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,387
NO!
379
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:18,078
HAS HE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS?
380
00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:22,324
YES, AND I CAN'T FOR THE
LIFE OF ME IMAGINE WHY.
381
00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:25,224
♪
382
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,778
MRS. CALLOWAY, I
HAVE ONLY ONE THING
383
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,020
TO SAY TO YOU.
384
00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,677
FOR HELPING US
APPREHEND THE HOOD,
385
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:34,923
I HEREBY PRESENT YOU WITH
THE EDGE CITY MEDAL OF VALOR.
386
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,959
AND I DESERVE IT.
387
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:41,999
♪
388
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,450
AND I HEREBY PRESENT YOU
389
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:48,350
WITH THE EDGE CITY
WEDGIE OF VALOR!
390
00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:50,697
♪
391
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:52,734
AH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
392
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:55,150
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
393
00:20:55,219 --> 00:21:01,052
♪
394
00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:03,952
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR
ANOTHER THRILL-PACKED EPISODE OF
395
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:06,955
FLATFOOT PATROL IN EDGE CITY.
396
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,889
BROUGHT TO YOU BY CORNITO CHIPS.
397
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:14,169
♪
398
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,483
THEY'RE
CRUNCHALICIOUS! HA-HA-HA.
399
00:21:19,036 --> 00:21:24,628
♪
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