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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe, when they made me
Yeah, they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid and
refined. Totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well, there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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My fellow citizens,
this is a historic day.
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Not only are we opening up
the newly renovated section
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of downtown Edge City,
but arriving any second now
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will be our most honored
and very special guest...
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[stammering]
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Yes, yes, it's him!
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I give you, the President
of the United States!
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[crowd cheering]
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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Mr. President,
welcome to Edge City.
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A true flash to the bluffin' it.
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I mean, a true
bastion of fluffiness.
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[laughing] Well, I'm
as pleased as a peach
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to be here, Tilton.
Now, let's see
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this new downtown of yours.
I've got a schedule to keep.
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Tax dollars paid for the
renovation, Mr. President.
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But now we're painfully
short on funds, you know...
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[President]: Well, I'm sure
we can work something out,
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provided I can count on your
support come Election Day, huh?
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Avast, ye maties!
We sail with the tide.
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[chuckling]
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Be free, me
barnacle-loving boyos.
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Back to the briny deep with you.
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[man]: Nobody liberates
lobsters in my town
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and gets away with it.
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[grunting] I got
one, Lieutenant.
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Quick, get some butter.
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- [clicking]
- [shouting]
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[muffled] Get it
off of me, Doyle!
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Come here, buddy.
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[both struggling]
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[laughing] Aye!
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A hard night of lobster saving
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always gives me a hankering...
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for a crab taco from
Murray's Taco Hutch.
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[President]: So, with
a sizable contribution
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to my campaign fund,
I'm sure I can arrange
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some more government
dollars for your renovation work.
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[rumbling]
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It's gonna hit my Taco Hutch!
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[both gasping]
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OK, buddy, don't move.
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Hold on there, Greenfield.
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Let this young man go.
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But, sir, this guy could
be some sort of wacko.
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[Lieutenant]: Yeah,
he's worse than that.
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He's a menace!
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I beg to differ.
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This young man saved my life.
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He's a national hero.
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I'm a hero, you're
a zero. Hey, Murray!
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One triple crab taco, por favor.
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Son, I'd like to award you this
Congressional Medal of Honor
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in recognition of
your act of bravery.
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[female voice] Oh, I'll treasure
this for the rest of my life.
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Here you go, Murray.
Keep the change.
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Young man, I want you
to come to work for me
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as a Secret Service agent.
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[clears throat]
Sorry, Prezo pal,
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but work isn't part
of my vocabulary.
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See, I'm what you call a
member of the leisure class.
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Member of the criminal
class is more like it.
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Don't sell yourself short, son.
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You're the type of
brash young upstart
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this country needs.
You owe it to the nation
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to give them your best.
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[Mask] My fellow
members of Congress,
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today's first order
of business is...
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everybody conga!
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♪ Democrats, you go right here ♪
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♪ Republicans,
you go right here ♪
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♪ Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh ♪
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How'd you like to
be my First Lady?
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And you can be my second,
and you can be my third.
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Yeah, I can hang with that.
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I mean, since the
country needs me and all.
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Thatta boy!
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[cheering]
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That guy's got troublemaker
written all over him.
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You got that right.
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But don't worry, I'll
help you get rid of...
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- [creaking]
- [all shouting]
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Lieutenant, did you
want mild or hot?
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Lieutenant?
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[grunts]
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Mmm.
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I've been ordered to give you
your first Secret Service assignment.
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[Scottish accent]
Doubtless I'll be going after
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that notorious
criminal, Goldpinkie.
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Remember, G, I like my
sodas shaken, not stirred.
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Tonight, you're
on parking detail.
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What? No political intrigue?
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No super villains?
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Bummer, man.
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[engine starting]
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[tires screech]
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Well, that was easy enough.
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Now, to crash the bash!
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[man] So I told them I
wouldn't put up with that.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[man] I couldn't
believe what he said.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Now that we've gotten the
formalities out of the way,
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let's chow down!
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Excuse me there, bunkie,
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do you mind if I cut in?
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Do you no know who I am?
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Presidente Sammy de Coca,
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dictator of the
Plantain Republic.
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No one but no one cuts in on me.
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Fine. Then I'll just take
this last deviled egg.
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No! I had dibs.
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Give it back at once.
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You want it? You got it.
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Oh, you capitalistic cow!
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[sputtering]
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So much for diplomacy.
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- Oh!
- [man] Vanderbilt!
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Oh, I never! Oh!
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[chatting]
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- [all gasping]
- [man 2] My eye!
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[indistinct chatter]
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I knew that green-headed
punk was trouble.
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It's the end of the
buffet line for you, pal.
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Ho, ho! Not so fast, knave.
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My rapier drumstick
shall hold you at bay.
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I see London, I see France,
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I see stinky underpants.
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- [ripping]
- [all laughing]
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What's that, you
say? Pass the dip?
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Certainly.
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And here's a little
punch to wash it all down.
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Feels so good to look so bad.
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Young man, your days with
the Secret Service are over.
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[panting] Yeah.
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I'm glad you've finally come
to your senses, Mr. President.
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You made my party
a smashing success.
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I don't know when
I've had so much fun.
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I want you to be my
personal aide from now on.
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[Mask] Capital idea, old boy.
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[laughing]
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I just loved it when you threw
that torte at Mrs. Beavish.
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I laughed so hard,
yogurt came out my nose.
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[Mask laughing] Oh, Greenfield,
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bring the white limo around,
won't you? Me and the Prez
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are going out for some
chili fries and pork rinds.
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[grumbling]
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[gasping]
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And what a gorgeous
day it's turned out to be
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for the opening game
of the football season.
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And of course, the
President is on hand
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to throw out the first ball.
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Son, how'd you like to
throw out the first ball for me?
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Why, hoppin' howdy hamcakes.
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Would I ever!
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[grunting]
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Well, golly, I guess I don't
know my own strength.
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[Greenfield] That's it.
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I've had it up to here
with that green-faced freak.
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But Chief, the
President loves the guy.
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Which is why I'm putting
him on 24 hour surveillance.
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I know he's up to no good,
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and I'm gonna catch
him red-handed.
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- [phone ringing]
- Ye-llo?
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This is Presidente
Sammy de Coca,
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of the Plantain Republic.
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Porky! How you doing, buddy?
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Porky? Do not call me Porky!
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I am demanding an apology
for the culinary insults
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I endured the other night!
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[radio announcer] And the
first lucky listener to call in
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will get free concert tickets
to see Sam Luis Obispo
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and his fabulous
Irish Jawtaw Band.
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Sorry, pudge buddy, but
something big's come up.
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[dial tone]
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[dialing buttons]
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Yes, indeed.
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A little phone tap on Mr. Mask
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should give me
the evidence I need.
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[announcer]
Congratulations, music fan,
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you've just won yourself
some free tickets!
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Oh, yes!
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Daddy's steppin' out tonight!
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Rats! I think I've
got a loose wire.
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So, I guess you'll be
wanting my address.
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- OK, it's a big white house on Pennsly...
- [phone clicks]
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Sorry, I'm having some
trouble hearing you.
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Oh, looks like we
got disconnected.
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Guess we'll just have to
go on to another lucky caller.
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[screaming] No!
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[panting]
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Messing with my wires?
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That gets me...
moderately peeved.
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Bet you thought I was gonna
say "steamed", didn't you?
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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- [straining] - [President]
Ah, my favorite assistant.
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Thanks for sitting in
and taking my calls today.
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No-no problemo, Big P.
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Now, if you don't
mind I need to order
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some more doggie biscuits
for little Poopsie here.
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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Greenfield! It's
the patrol for you.
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Oh, no. Please, sir.
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Not that.
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Puppy patrol is so humiliating.
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[barking]
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Cut it out, you dumb
dog, it's only a...
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[shouts]
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[groaning]
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The Washington Monument.
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It's majestic. It's noble.
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It's gotta go.
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He's up to something, all right.
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[Mask] Stand back, everyone.
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Progress on the move.
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[screaming]
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[indistinct chatter]
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You destroyed the
Washington Monument!
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Had to, kids.
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It was blocking the view of
my new floating nightclub.
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[all cheering]
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[reporter] Mr. President,
how would you characterize
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the first three years
of your administration?
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[whispering] I think you
should say it was smokin'.
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Smokin'!
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- [applause]
- Good answer.
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He's got total
confidence in his agenda.
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What do you say to
the other politicians
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who are trying to
run you out of office?
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[whispering] Definitely
you should be doing this.
253
00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:25,503
Somebody stop me.
254
00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:28,471
Somebody stop me!
255
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[reporter] Very good. Excellent.
256
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,372
[reporter 2] He's really
standing up for his beliefs.
257
00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:34,823
[reporter 3] He won't be
bullied, and good sound bite.
258
00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:37,066
I can't take it, Doyle.
259
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,241
That psycho has
got to be stopped.
260
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:43,072
Oh, gee, Lieutenant, I
thought you voted for him.
261
00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:45,661
I'm talking about
the Mask, you idiot!
262
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,076
[shouting]
263
00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,354
Mr. President,
264
00:12:49,423 --> 00:12:51,909
why was the Washington
Monument demolished?
265
00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:56,016
Uh, well, uh, I... [whispering]
266
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:57,984
It was blocking my view.
267
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,399
[chatter]
268
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,918
That was brilliant.
269
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:03,541
He's saying out with the
old and in with the new.
270
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,646
Finally, a true visionary.
271
00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,821
[all chattering]
272
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:09,616
[all chanting] Four more years!
273
00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:15,208
Four more years!
Four more years!
274
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,486
Mr. President, I
just received this fax
275
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,453
from Lieutenant
Kellaway in Edge City.
276
00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:22,284
All previous offenses that
the Mask has committed.
277
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:24,148
Hundreds of unlicensed wedgies,
278
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,220
felonious transport of
hamsters across state lines.
279
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,498
Sir, you have to do something.
280
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,500
Greenfield, you're
absolutely right.
281
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:33,847
In fact, I've already
taken action.
282
00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:37,471
I've appointed the Mask
my new Secretary of State.
283
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:41,096
According to a recent poll,
my popularity has soared
284
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,892
- since he's been at my side.
- [gasping]
285
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:47,102
Now I can take a
much needed vacation
286
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:48,828
and leave him in charge.
287
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,830
But first...
288
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,627
my buddy and I are
gonna play a round of golf.
289
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:57,837
[both] Smokin'!
290
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,598
[growling]
291
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,049
Yeah, here you go
there, Greenfield.
292
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:04,395
Duty calls.
293
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:09,883
And make sure you use
the pooper-scooper this time.
294
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:11,609
[shaking]
295
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:17,373
[growling]
296
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:20,307
- [biting]
- [Greenfield screams]
297
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:30,559
Hmm, my first day
as acting President.
298
00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:32,906
What should I do first?
299
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:38,843
Balance the budget,
develop alternate fuel sources,
300
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,534
go to the theater.
301
00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:43,192
No! Scratch that idea.
302
00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:47,645
Sammy de Coca waits for no one!
303
00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:50,751
El muchacho muy
grande. How've you been?
304
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,753
Now you simply must tell me
305
00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:55,032
every little thing
that's been going on.
306
00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:01,314
I am demanding an apology
for the humiliation you gave me
307
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:02,971
at the White House ball.
308
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,213
An apology? [sniffing]
309
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:07,113
You don't write. You don't call.
310
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,494
And now you want an apology?!
311
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,358
[sobbing]
312
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:16,329
I might as well not go on.
313
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,779
No, don't. Don't cry.
314
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:21,472
Don't cry for me. I am sorry.
315
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,508
I'll do better in the future.
316
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:25,131
[sniffs] Hold me.
317
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,374
Promise to visit more often?
318
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,480
Every Sunday.
319
00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,137
[sobbing]
320
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:34,347
That's my little Porky.
321
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:38,972
I am not Porky!
322
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,250
I'm... big-boned!
323
00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,255
Howdy, partner. Miss me?
324
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,602
Something stinks in here. Ta-da!
325
00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:51,226
Just your typical head of state.
326
00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,331
In honor of this
momentous occasion,
327
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,679
I'd now like to present you
with the Presidential Seal.
328
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:02,996
[shouting]
329
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:10,728
This means... war!
330
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,109
Closet.
331
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:15,491
Do you hear me? War!
332
00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:18,529
War? Huh!
333
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:19,918
What could his
puny little country
334
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,188
possibly do to hurt me?
335
00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:30,196
[people screaming]
336
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:31,818
That's it.
337
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:34,441
No more Mr. Nicey-Nice.
338
00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,831
[grunting]
339
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,591
Sink my nightclub, will he?
340
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:50,975
I'll show him swift
American vengeance.
341
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,260
Ha, ha! Take that.
342
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:05,196
Nobody defaces my face.
343
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:06,991
Fire!
344
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,036
[Greenfield] Well, well, well.
345
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,693
So he started
his own little war.
346
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:22,041
This news ought to end
his career with a bang.
347
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,767
[boinging]
348
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,079
Whoa!
349
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,148
Oh!
350
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:32,499
Do not let him get away!
351
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,022
[shouting]
352
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,438
Ooh, that hurt!
353
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:43,234
[groaning]
354
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,616
You got me.
355
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:48,205
Ha! You are my prisoner.
356
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,517
Now you will have to apologize.
357
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,863
[coughing]
358
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:54,556
No, no. I can't.
359
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:58,974
You see, I feel... I feel...
360
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:01,287
I feel like dancing!
361
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:10,572
[grunting]
362
00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:13,747
To the planes, men!
363
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:27,140
[panting]
364
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,556
Oh, these guys are fun and all,
365
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,283
but they are really...
366
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:34,665
starting to bug me!
367
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,016
[gasping]
368
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:48,506
I will take care of him myself!
369
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:52,924
Oh, sure, he's got a big tank.
370
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:55,755
But I've got
something he doesn't.
371
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:57,860
But first, our adventure.
372
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:00,621
[slurping]
373
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,537
OK.
374
00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:22,437
That's it. I'm for giving up.
375
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:25,129
[groaning]
376
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,373
[woman]: And due to
the Plantain Republic's
377
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:30,445
recent military defeat,
dictator Sammy de Coca
378
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:33,827
has just signed a
long-awaited peace agreement.
379
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:36,278
Nice doing business
with you, Porky.
380
00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:41,663
I am not... Oh, never mind.
381
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:47,910
Son, I had to come back
when I heard the news.
382
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,811
You're an international hero
for getting that treaty signed.
383
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,054
I think it's about
time I appointed you
384
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:56,540
to be my Vice President.
385
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:59,025
[Greenfield] Wait! I
have irrefutable proof
386
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:00,751
that the Mask is no good.
387
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,999
So, if I give you this
10 million dollars,
388
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:12,349
you promise to support
the truss and girdle lobby?
389
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,834
Well, I don't
ordinarily, but, uh...
390
00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:17,146
you bet your lederhosen, baby.
391
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,012
There it is. The
Mask taking a bribe.
392
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:24,119
But I thought that's how
you politicians got paid.
393
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:27,329
Well, it is, son, but we
don't like to talk about it.
394
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:30,021
And getting caught
is a huge no-no!
395
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,507
If this scandalous
information gets out,
396
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:35,717
- your popularity will plummet.
- You're right, Greenfield.
397
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:39,962
I'm afraid you'll have
to resign immediately.
398
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,517
My fellow Americans,
399
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:46,521
as I say farewell, I do
so with a heavy heart.
400
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,352
[groaning]
401
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,872
Ah. Well, that's
a little better.
402
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,150
And I want you all
to know one thing,
403
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:57,152
I am not a crook.
404
00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:59,982
Well, OK, maybe
a little bit of a crook.
405
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,710
So, without any
fanfare, I'll take my leave.
406
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:06,403
- [all sobbing]
- I'll be going now.
407
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,370
But first...
408
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:22,108
Somebody stop me!
409
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,765
[laughing]
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