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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe when they made me
Yeah they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid
and refined, totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well, there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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- [music playing]
- [cheering]
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And you can almost taste the
excitement in the air tonight, folks,
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and here comes the guy
the crowd has come to see.
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This year's Edge
City billiards champ.
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He's pulling up.
Still pulling up.
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[crowd cheering]
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Let's shoot some pool.
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The Great One himself.
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Let's go inside,
see him up close.
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Hey, you are not on the
list, you ain't getting in.
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Of course, if you wanna grease the
palm a little bit, you know what I mean?
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Oh, yes! We grease
whole body. Coconut oil.
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Very slippery.
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Hey, what's your big idea?
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[shouting]
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Come back here.
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Smokin'!
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[cheering]
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I call this one my bank shot.
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[crashing]
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[alarm blaring]
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[cheering]
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You are most wonderful.
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Golly, that's just swell, boys.
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Now back off. You're
creasing the suit.
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You come to our island. My card.
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"Chief Louie, island of
Coco Bongo." Tourist trap.
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No trap. All expenses
paid free vacation.
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You don't say.
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[woman screams]
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Yeah, I could groove with
that. So when do we leave?
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Ten minutes.
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Now step aside
'cause big daddy's got
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some serious packing to do.
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Honored guest, time to make
like a coconut tree and leave.
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No! Stop plane!
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Why? Did you forget
your suntan lotion?
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- [laughing]
- [alarm blaring]
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[screaming]
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No disrespect, honored one,
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but it occurs to me to
wonder, who is flying plane?
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My co-pilot. Who else?
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[yelping]
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[passengers screaming]
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And you call
yourself a co-pilot.
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Give me the wheel at once.
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[growls]
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[shrieks]
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Walked right into
that one, didn't I?
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I have got to find a better
brand of denture glue.
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Welcome to Coco
Bongo, island paradise.
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OK, these must be
the servants' quarters.
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When do we get to
the paradise part?
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[laughing]
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Honored guest, you have
caustic sense of humor.
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- Best hut in the village.
- [gasps]
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Enjoy.
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Time for a little
hut improvement.
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Smilin'!
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[howls]
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[scoffs]
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Green man is long lost
Most Exalted Ancient One
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come back to protect island.
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His powers even greater
than yours, witch doctor.
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Bah! Green man
nothing but con artist.
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Green man amazing. Shoot pool.
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Make eight ball
in corner pocket.
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Yeah, him work mean stick.
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I tell you green man ain't
Most Exalted Ancient One.
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Him big fake. Look and compare.
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Nose too big, chin too weak.
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Witch doctor have only power.
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[snoring]
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Me prove him big fake.
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- Put hex on him.
- [rattling]
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Mariachis!
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Yee-ha!
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Chicky-boom! Chicky-boom-boom!
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[mutters]
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You might wanna think about
waxing those legs, Desiree.
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Big ball in sky go down. Time to
throw big luau for honored guest.
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Groovy, man,
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'cause I got some major
munchies happening.
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Time for ceremonial oil dance.
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[laughing]
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No offense, Chief, old pal, but that
is the lamest dance I've ever seen.
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00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:09,730
You guys oughta
be doing the hula.
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The hula?!
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What is this thing called hula?
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Well, slam your eyeballs
against this, Chiefy.
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It's all in the hips. Ain't
nothing cooler than the hula.
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[oohing and ahhing]
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Somebody stop me.
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Me stop him all right.
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Put big hex on green man.
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Sounds like somebody
wants to play.
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
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It's all in the
hips, witch doctor.
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[loud rumbling]
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[screaming]
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Island angry with us.
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Big shake-shake all finished.
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Good time to tell story of
Most Exalted Ancient One.
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Most Exalted Ancient One
first appeared 100 years ago
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when great tsunami
threatened island.
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He saved the island, chase away
tsunami with his great powers.
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Away, tsunami, go home.
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But Most Exalted Ancient One
disappeared when tsunami vanished
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never to be seen again.
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So how do you like
our little paradise?
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[snoring]
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- [loud rumbling]
- [screaming]
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The totems are falling down.
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[barking]
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What I tell you? Him no
Most Exalted Ancient One.
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Him bum.
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[screams] Hey, what's
the big... [barking]
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This is a job for
Buzz Saw Head Man.
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No, wait, make that
Rotary Head Guy.
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The Human Cleaver?
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- [whimpers]
- All right, all right.
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[shouting]
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There is no question
our guest is the one.
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All hail Most
Exalted Ancient One.
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Hail, Most Exalted Ancient One.
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Me still say his nose too big.
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[spits] Pal, get it together.
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So hard to find
good help these days.
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[wolf whistles]
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Now hear this, "By royal decree,
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I command that
right now it is time
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to par-tay!"
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[cheering]
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[chanting] Party!
Party! Party! Party!
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Tell me now, where is
the best place to party?
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- The club!
- [cheering]
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[all groan]
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We are hanging our heads
in shame, O Great One.
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- We have no club.
- Then build it.
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We're talking pool table with a
capital T and it stands for bowling alley,
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gladiators, petting zoo,
state of the art outhouse.
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And remember, no
shoes, no shirt, no service.
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Ahh, that's more like it.
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Me really hate that guy.
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Most Exalted Ancient
One must not leave.
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If it'd be up to me, you'd
be on the first boat to China,
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but they think you big hotshot.
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So me have to make you stay.
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Really?
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Let's see you try.
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Cookie lookee hooky cabana.
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Turn you into a big banana.
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[all gasping]
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A little snug. You got
anything in size 12?
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Hokey dokey, ping and pong,
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turn you into a great big gong.
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You're looking a tad shaky, Doc.
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Maybe you oughta cut down on the
double espresso cocoa beans, hmm?
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OK, you asked for it.
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- Bring me the big pouch.
- Oooh!
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The big pouch?
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Ooh! Not the big pouch.
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Inky binky bingo bing,
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big magic, do your thing!
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Oh, right.
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Like a couple of flakes
of parsley are gonna...
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[cheering]
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Him good.
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Better than Copperfield.
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[gasping]
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Hi, everybody. Awfully balmy
weather we're having, isn't it?
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What you do to Most
Exalted Ancient One?
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Me did nothing.
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Maybe Earth's gone bad.
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No, the top seals freshness in.
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It's all his fault.
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Must sacrifice him to Great Bog.
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Only way to bring
back you know who.
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00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,663
Sacrifice? Bog?
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00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:11,876
You're making a big mistake.
We're talking lawsuit here, people.
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[barking]
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Great Bog beckons.
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Yeah, it looks like it.
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00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:51,191
Boiling lava really makes
me break out in a bad rash.
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00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,332
Silence! You make Most
Exalted Ancient One disappear.
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Maybe you disappear,
bring him back.
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00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,891
The only thing that'll bring him
back is if I get the Mask back on.
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00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,212
Do it, boy. Bring
me the mask. Please.
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00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,633
What all this talk
about the Mask?
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00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:22,533
Who knows? Him talk more
mumbo-jumbo than my brother-in-law.
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00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:27,193
Soon great fireball in
the sky rise over ocean.
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00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:30,092
Then we throw him in the bog.
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[gulps]
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Ooh! [Barks]
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[howls]
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[loud rumbling]
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Most Exalted Ancient
One ticked off with us.
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Must hurry sacrifice.
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00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:55,591
Goodbye, world.
I'll miss you, Peggy,
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and Charlie, even
you, Mrs. Peenman,
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00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:02,909
and especially my
bestest pal Milo.
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Milo! [Whistles]
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O Most Exalted Ancient One,
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accept this miserable
sacrifice and come back to us.
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- [loud bang]
- [screaming]
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Milo!
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00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:30,039
Oh, no, you've got the Mask on.
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00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,840
Milo, don't. You're
gonna make us fall!
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Sacrifice is done.
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Maybe now Most Exalted
Ancient One come back.
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Me hope not.
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00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:51,302
Hi, guys. Miss me?
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Man, I tell you. That boiling
lava really clears out the sinuses.
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[cheering]
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Most Exalted Ancient
One, thank goodness.
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Tsunami!
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Gesundheit.
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00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,428
No. Tsunami.
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Big wave heading for island.
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00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:22,851
Save us, O Mighty
Exalted Ancient One.
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00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,855
Well, I don't know. You
fellas are pretty ungrateful.
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00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:29,616
I mean, casting spells,
turning a guy into a banana,
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throwing my pal into
that big bog of yours.
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It never happen again.
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00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,692
We promise. Scout's honor.
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So if I save you,
you will let me leave?
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00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:44,907
Is it a deal?
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00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,702
Deal, yes, deal!
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00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:50,534
Now quick. Stop great tsunami
before it wash everything away.
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00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:53,744
No more island. No
more beach. No more club!
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00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,988
No more club? Why
didn't you say so?
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00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:58,438
All right, tsunami.
254
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:04,686
Time for a showdown
with... Samurai.
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00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:07,413
[grunting]
256
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,296
Listen up, tsunami.
257
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:32,300
You go back to mommy.
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00:20:56,979 --> 00:21:01,881
Well, fellas, it's been
great, but we really must run.
259
00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:09,854
Hang ten, gnarly native
dudes. Catch you on the flip side.
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00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,206
Smokin'!
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00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:25,076
Him was the best
friend I ever had.
262
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,363
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