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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVIOR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO ♪
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♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP
SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN,
I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND
KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-BILLIANS AND
NE-ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OHHH, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS "THE MASK" ♪
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♪ S-S-S-S-MOKIN' ♪♪
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AND NOW THE MOMENT
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
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THE CONGA CONTEST.
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YOWZA!
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OH BABY!
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THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG!
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♪
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SOMEBODY STOP ME.
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♪
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CONGA LINE!
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♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, HEY ♪
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AND THE WINNER!
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♪
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MY LUCKY NUMBER.
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NUMBER 26.
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♪
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MAKE THAT NUMBER 5.
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A WINNER.
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JUST LUCKY I GUESS.
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♪
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WELL, HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
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HOW ABOUT ADMIRING YOUR CHIPS?
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I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
ATTRACTED TO WINNERS.
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PERHAPS, YOU WOULD LIKE
TO COME TO MY OASIS, HUH?
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AND WATCH THE SUN
RISE OVER THE CAMELS.
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IS IT HANDSOME?
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YOU ARE A BIT TOO FAST FOR ME.
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I LIKE MY MEN SLOW AND QUIET.
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DON'T MOVE, SUGAR.
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I'VE GOT JUST THE CHUMP,
I MEAN, GUY FOR YOU.
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SPARKY, A REAL GEEKY GUY
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IS GOING TO BE
FILLING IN FOR ME, OK?
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I'll LET LAME-O STANLEY
SOFTEN HER UP,
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THEN I'll MOVE IN FOR
THE HEAVY SMOOCHIN'!
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HUH?
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HEY!
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HERE YA GO, ACE.
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SHAKE THEM UP GOOD!
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♪
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SEVEN!
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A LOSER.
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HMM-HMM.
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WHOA!
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WHAT A GEEK.
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YEAH, THE DUDE'S A TOTAL LOSER.
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I'D GIVE ANYTHING IF I
COULD JUST WIN ON MY OWN!
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I GUESS I'll ALWAYS BE A LOSER!
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♪
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PSST.
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OVER HERE.
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WHAT?
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WHO-WHO'S THERE?
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BUB'S THE NAME.
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I'M WHAT YOU'D CALL A
DEAL MAKER BY TRADE.
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO
MAKE A DEAL, KID?
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A... A DEAL?
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UM, WELL, WHAT KIND OF DEAL?
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A DEAL SO GOOD YOU CAN'T REFUSE.
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I HAPPEN TO BE ABLE
TO GIVE YOU A NEW IMAGE
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WITH ALL THE LUCK AND
PIZZAZZ ANYONE COULD WANT.
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I CAN MAKE YOU A WINNER.
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UH, SURE.
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RIGHT, OK.
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WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
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CHARLIE?
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I DON'T KNOW ANY CHARLIE.
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LOOK, KID, WHAT I'M OFFERING
YOU IS THE REAL DEAL.
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ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE.
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ON THE DOTTED...
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UM, HAVE YOU GOT ANY REFERENCES?
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I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
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ALL CLIENTS OF MINE.
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LET ME SEE-...WOW!
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A WORLD FAMOUS HOCKEY PLAYER.
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THE STAR OF A TV SITCOM.
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WAIT, THIS GUY HERE IS THE
RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
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NOT TILL AFTER HE
SIGNED MY CONTRACT.
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WOW!
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BUT YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED,
SO I'll JUST BE ON MY WAY.
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NO, NO, NO, NO WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
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UM, I MEAN, I'M ALREADY A LOSER.
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SO WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
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♪
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CONGRATULATIONS, AS OUR
ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER,
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YOU WIN A ONE HOUR
SHOPPING SPREE.
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TWO OF THESE, OH, CHRISTMAS,
MOM MIGHT LOVE THESE.
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MOM, DAD, SIS.
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OH, THIS IS GREAT,
OH, UNCLE JOHN,
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HE'S GOING TO LOVE THIS.
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THAT IS ONE LUCKY GUY.
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♪
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I'M A WINNER MILO!
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ME, ME BUDDY.
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NOT THE MASK, JUST ME!
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♪
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MORNING.
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BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT?
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HEY, NICE TO SEE YA.
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
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CHARLIE?
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CHARLIE, WHAT
HAPPENED TO MY DESK?
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IT'S GONE.
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I'VE BEEN FIRED!
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WORSE, YOU'VE BEEN... PROMOTED.
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♪
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VICE PRESIDENT?
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ME?
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WOO, THIS IS FANTASTIC!
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UH-HUH, I'M REAL
HAPPY FOR YA, STANLEY.
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♪
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YEP.
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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GLAD TO HEAR IT.
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AH!
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HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
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I HAVE MY WAYS.
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TIME TO SETTLE UP
THE ACCOUNT, KIDDO.
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WELL, SURE, ABSOLUTELY,
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
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NAME A FIGURE.
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YOU CAN PUT YOUR
CHECK BOOK AWAY.
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BUT HOW AM I GOING TO...
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OH, OH, I GET IT.
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YOU WANT CASH.
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GOTCHA.
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LOOK, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING THE PICTURE.
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SEEMS LIKE YOU NEGLECTED
TO READ THE FINE PRINT.
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LET ME SEE IT.
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THIS CAN'T BE.
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TRUST ME, IT BE.
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YEAH BUT THIS SAYS
THAT I'M GOING TO...
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YEP, GOING TO THE BIG SAUNA.
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THE LAND DOWN UNDER.
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AND I AIN'T TALKIN' AUSTRALIA.
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UM, WWW-WOULD YOU EXCUSE
ME FOR JJJ-JUST A MOMENT?
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UH.
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OH.
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OH, NO.
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO CHANGE CLOTHES.
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YOU ARE A LITTLE OVER DRESSED
FOR WHERE WE ARE GOING.
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MAYBE SOME SHORTS AND SANDALS.
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IT GETS KINDA HOT.
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HOW... HOW HOT?
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EVER BEEN TO THE SAHARA DESERT
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IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER,
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POKING STICKS OVER AN
OPEN FIRE IN A FUR COAT?
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WELL HOTTER.
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HOT.
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TIME TO GO, KIDDO.
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YEAH, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, WHAT
ABOUT ALL THOSE, YOU KNOW,
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MOVIE STARS AND
MILLIONAIRES IN YOUR WALLET?
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I MEAN, COME ON,
THEY ARE STILL AROUND.
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SO YOU KNOW.
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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
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THEY HAVE FANCY,
EXPENSIVE LAWYERS
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NEGOTIATING THEIR CONTRACTS.
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YOU ALWAYS GOT TO
READ THE FINE PRINT.
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MY DREAMS HAVE FINALLY
STARTED TO COME TRUE,
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AND NOW, NOW-...OK, OK.
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I'll GIVE IT ALL
BACK, THAT'S IT.
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TAKE IT ALL, THE
OFFICE, THE PROMOTION,
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EVEN MY CHOCOLATE...
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YOU CAN KEEP THE
CHOCOLATE FIN FANGS.
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NOW WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THOSE?
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WHERE WE ARE GOING,
THEY WOULD ONLY MELT.
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OH PLEASE!
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NO!
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HEY, BACK OFF.
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YOU ARE RUINING THE SHOES.
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I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
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WHAT, ANYTHING, ANYTHING!
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I'll DO WHAT EVER YOU SAY.
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FIRST, LET GO OF MY PANTS.
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YOU ARE RUINING MY CREASE!
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OH, SORRY.
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OK, LOOK.
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THERE IS ONE LOOP HOLE.
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IF YOU CAN FIND A SUBSTITUTE,
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SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
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I'll TAKE THE SUB INSTEAD.
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BUT YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE HOUR.
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AN HOUR.
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OK, I CAN DO THAT.
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I MEAN, COME ON, THERE'S
GOT TO BE SOMEONE OUT THERE
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WHO'S AS STUPID AS I AM.
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ANYTHING I CAN, UM, DO, SIR?
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CHARLIE, PAL, BUDDY.
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LISTEN, HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO BE RICH, WELL-LIKED,
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NEVER NEED A HAIR
TRANSPLANT YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
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JUST SIGN HERE.
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HMM, WELL, IT SOUNDS GOOD.
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GIVE ME A SEC.
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YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
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THE FINE PRINT WILL
GET YOU EVERY...
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AH-HA!
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NO, UH HUH NO, UH HUH.
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ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD
SIGN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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BUT CHARLIE... CLOCK'S TICKING.
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♪
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OH, STANLEY.
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YOU PROBABLY WANT THIS.
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YOU MEAN, I GET
EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED?
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WHERE DO I SIGN?
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YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
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DON'T BE A SAP.
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THIS IS YOUR TICKET OUT.
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- KEEP OUT OF THIS.
- SAYS WHO?
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STOP!
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I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT.
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BUT STANLEY!
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I KNEW YOU COULDN'T DO IT.
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JUST DON'T HAVE THAT
KILLER INSTINCT KID.
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OH NO!
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UH!
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I'M GETTING TOO
OLD FOR THIS JOB.
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HOW... WHAT IN THE
DEVIL DO I DO NOW?
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OH, GREAT CHOICE
OF WORDS, STANLEY.
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AH!
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WHERE IS THAT THING?
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♪
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S-S-S-SMOKIN'!!!
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FOR REAL.
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IF YOU'RE THE CHERUB
TAKING OVER FOR STANLEY,
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THEN YOU'VE GOT TO
ASSUME THE KID'S DEBT.
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MOI, DEBT?
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HMM, I THINK NOT.
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WE GOT A CONTRACT.
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NOBODY GETS OUT
OF A DEAL WITH ME.
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WHAT SAY WE SETTLE THIS IN
A CIVILIZED MANNER, OLD BOY?
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♪
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ALL RIGHT, YOU
WANT TO PLAY ROUGH.
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HEY!
251
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,027
WHAT'S WITH THE FIRM ARMS?
252
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:10,479
AH!
253
00:13:10,548 --> 00:13:14,000
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
ARE MISSING WITH, KIDDO!
254
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:19,902
♪
255
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:21,730
OH!
256
00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:33,398
AH!
257
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:39,335
♪
258
00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:03,221
I'M BACK!
259
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:07,536
THAT'S TOUGH LUCK FOR YOU, PAL!
260
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:10,228
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
261
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:19,410
AH!
262
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,999
HEY, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!
263
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,523
AH!
264
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:33,079
♪
265
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:37,117
WELCOME TO YOUR INFERNAL
RESTING PLACE, KIDDO.
266
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:43,020
♪
267
00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:48,197
LET ME SHOW YOU
AROUND HERE, BOY.
268
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,717
SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
269
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,619
OH BEAUTIFUL!
270
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,793
I LOVE A TOUR.
271
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:01,003
HEY DESIREE, GET THE KIDS!
272
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,867
HEY, UNO MOMENTO.
273
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,870
I MEAN THIS PLACE CAN'T
BE SO BAD IF YOU'VE GOT TV.
274
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,803
WHAT ARE THEY WATCHING,
TOONS, FOOTBALL?
275
00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:10,564
AND TODAY'S TOPIC, THE
SAME AS IT WAS YESTERDAY,
276
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,464
MEN WHO DRESS UP LIKE
THEIR GRANDMOTHERS.
277
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:17,640
LIKE THEIR GRANDMOTHERS.
278
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,989
NO, NOT DAYTIME TALK SHOWS!
279
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:23,543
EVERYDAY THE SAME SHOW.
280
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:26,580
OVER AND OVER.
281
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:32,310
♪
282
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,900
SOME OF OUR LUCKIER RESIDENTS
GET TO OCCUPY THEIR TIME
283
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,799
WITH A LITTLE MANUAL LABOR.
284
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:40,801
HMM, WHAT ARE THEY MAKING?
285
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,149
POLYESTER.
286
00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:47,015
EVERYONE DOWN
HERE HAS TO WEAR IT.
287
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,464
HOLY CHAFFING!
288
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,431
SYNTHETIC FIBERS.
289
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,329
NO, SAY IT AIN'T SO!
290
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:54,401
♪
291
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,747
OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.
292
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,439
ALL YOU CAN EAT.
293
00:15:57,508 --> 00:16:01,443
FINALLY, CIVILIZATION.
294
00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,686
OK, I'll HAVE A FILET
MIGNON, MASHED POTATOES,
295
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:08,036
AND A BIG SLICE OF APPLE PIE.
296
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:09,382
LIVER.
297
00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,073
LIMA BEANS!
298
00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:15,767
RICE CAKES!
299
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:18,874
THAT'S ALL WE SERVE, KIDDO.
300
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,187
AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME KETCHUP!
301
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,636
NO CONDIMENTS AVAILABLE.
302
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:27,262
NOT NOW, NOT EVER.
303
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,505
STOP, PLEASE!
304
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:32,370
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH,
IT'S TOO HORRIBLE!
305
00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:33,923
BETTER GET USED TO IT,
306
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,617
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE HERE A LONG TIME.
307
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:40,447
LIKE HOW LONG?
308
00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,070
WELL, LET'S SEE.
309
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:45,211
GIVE OR TAKE A WEEK... FOREVER!
310
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,765
THAT'S A VERY LONG TIME.
311
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,019
OK, THERE'S GOT TO A BE A
WAY OUT OF THIS, GOT TO THINK.
312
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,527
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
313
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:53,219
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, BUB.
314
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,392
YOU ARE A DEAL MAKER.
315
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:55,773
HOW ABOUT A DEAL?
316
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:57,223
WE HAVE A DEAL!
317
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:59,225
SURE WE DO, BUT I'M
TALKING ABOUT A NEW DEAL,
318
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:00,847
A BET, ACTUALLY, IF I WIN,
319
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:03,263
THE CONTRACT IS NULL AND VOID.
320
00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:05,852
AND IF I WIN?
321
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:08,096
IF YOU WIN, I BECOME
YOUR PERSONAL BUTLER
322
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:10,408
IN THIS SMELLY SAUNA.
323
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:14,309
FOREVER AND EVER.
324
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:16,414
SO WHAT SAY YOU, SIR?
325
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,796
YAY OR NAY?
326
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:21,626
HMM, LET ME THINK THIS OVER.
327
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:24,526
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
A MAN SERVANT.
328
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:25,596
WAIT A MINUTE.
329
00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:26,838
WHAT AM I THINKING?
330
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:27,908
YOU'RE HERE.
331
00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:29,186
YOU'RE MINE.
332
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,189
I CAN MAKE YOU DO
WHATEVER I WANT YOU TOO.
333
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:34,053
OH, I GET IT.
334
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:38,333
YOU'RE CHICKEN.
335
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:39,575
CHICKEN, CHICKEN!
336
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,439
YOUR NOSE IS GOOD FOR PICKIN'!
337
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:45,995
AH, NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN!
338
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,618
OK, WISE GUY.
339
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:49,240
NAME THE BET.
340
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:51,139
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, SMOKEY.
341
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,624
TONIGHT, THERE IS A DISCO
CONTEST AT THE COCO BONGO.
342
00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:54,763
WE MEET AT MIDNIGHT.
343
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:58,318
WHOEVER CAN OUT BOOGEY
THE OTHER GUY WINS.
344
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:01,942
YOU'RE ON!
345
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,461
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
346
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:06,568
THIS GUY IS THE MOST FAMOUS
DISCO DANCER OF ALL TIME.
347
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:07,672
YEAH, SO?
348
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,571
HE'S ALSO A CLIENT OF MINE.
349
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,746
I TAUGHT HIM
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
350
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:15,439
OH REALLY?
351
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:19,167
SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT SUCKER.
352
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:25,069
♪
353
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:30,039
AT THE TONE, THE TIME WILL
BE TWELVE MIDNIGHT EXACTLY.
354
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:35,700
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A
SPECIAL DISCO CONTEST TONIGHT,
355
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,772
WITH TWO CONTESTANTS ONLY.
356
00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:41,844
BUB AND THE MASK!
357
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,192
THANK YOU, THANK
YOU, YOU ARE TOO KIND.
358
00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:52,261
THANK YOU SO... ♪
359
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,627
TOP THAT WISE GUY!
360
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,146
NO PROBLEMO!
361
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:10,701
BUT FIRST, LET'S SAY WE MAKE
THAT LITTLE BOOM BOX OF YOURS
362
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:15,809
GO BOOM.
363
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:19,813
WHOA!
364
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,919
I SEE A LOT OF GIMMICKS, KIDDO,
365
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:25,094
BUT I DON'T SEE ANY DANCING.
366
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,613
THEN PLEASE TO WATCH CAREFULLY,
367
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,478
MY CAPITALIST FRIEND.
368
00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:30,479
HEY!
369
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:34,794
♪
370
00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:36,382
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
371
00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:40,558
WATCH THIS!
372
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,250
BIG FINISH NOW, I'll CATCH YOU.
373
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,251
I PROMISE.
374
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,461
♪
375
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,773
OOPS, HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED.
376
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,952
AYE-YI-YA!
377
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:56,160
PINEAPPLE.
378
00:19:56,229 --> 00:20:00,268
OH, THE BIRTHDAY
PINEAPPLE, HA, HA, HA.
379
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:03,857
I MEANT HAND GRENADE.
380
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,859
EIGHT, NINE, TEN.
381
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:06,998
IT'S ALL OVER.
382
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:07,999
YAY!
383
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:11,796
AND THE WINNER!
384
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:12,763
YOW!
385
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:13,867
IT AIN'T OVER YET.
386
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,593
I'VE GOT ONE MORE SIP.
387
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:16,594
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
388
00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:17,663
DOUBLE OR NOTHING?
389
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,528
YOU'RE ON.
390
00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:20,771
SIGN RIGHT HERE.
391
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:25,258
♪
392
00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:27,605
NOBODY CAN DO SPLITS LIKE ME.
393
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:32,472
♪
394
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,854
OH, NO?
395
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,614
NOW, I CALL THIS THE WA-TOOSY.
396
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:38,133
HOW ABOUT THE WA-THREESY?
397
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:42,068
WA-TOOSY ANYONE?
398
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,208
SOMEBODY STOP US.
399
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,348
HEY, WAIT, WAIT!
400
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:50,697
I... I'VE GOT... I... I...
401
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:58,809
BUB, OH, BUB!
402
00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:01,881
HI, I'M RUNNING A
LITTLE LOW ON ICE.
403
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:05,781
YES, SIR, RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
404
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,025
OH AND UH BUB, NOW
THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
405
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:09,416
HOW ABOUT RUNNING OUT
AND PICKING UP SOME STEAKS
406
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,063
FOR DINNER, AND SOME CAVIAR TOO?
407
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:14,687
LISTEN, IF YOU
THINK I'M GOING TO...
408
00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:16,516
UH, UH, UH, UH, UH.
409
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,000
WE'VE GOT A DEAL.
410
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:21,625
♪
411
00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:23,834
OOH!
412
00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:26,457
THERE'S A GOOD FELLOW!
413
00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:30,565
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL HEAVEN.
414
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:39,781
♪
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