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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNIN' SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ♪
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♪ ROCOCO, BARROCO,
BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME! ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED, ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING ♪
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♪ I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪
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SMOKIN'!
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♪
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SO, PHONY FRENCHMAN,
AT LAST WE MEET.
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♪
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OH, IT'S THE MASK.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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I WAS A FOOL TO
FOLLOW THIS BOGUS TRAIL
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OF STALE BAGUETTES
TO THIS PHONY FAUX
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EIFFEL TOWER.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
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IT'S REAL. I BORROWED IT!
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♪
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MONSIEUR MASKED MAN,
YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART!
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EAT MY FONDUE!
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END OF THE LINE, FRENCHY!
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IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP
YOUR PHONY FRENCH WAYS.
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HA, THAT'S FUNNY!
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ALL RIGHTY!
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YOU FIEND!
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MAKE IT STOP!
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♪
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TOUGH GUY, HUH?
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WELL, WATCH ME EAT
SALAD WITH A DINNER FORK!
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MM, ARUGULA.
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NO! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE
THE TEENY-WEENIE SALAD FORK!
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YOU KNOW, THIS BRIE IS
A LITTLE PAST ITS PEAK,
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BUT I'M SURE IT STILL
MAKES FOR GOOD EATIN'!
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YOU ARE EATING
BRIE PAST ITS PEAK?
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OH, YOU'VE TAKEN
LEAVE OF YOUR SENSES!
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YOU CRAZY!
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♪
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THIS IS ALMOST AS CHEESY
AS YOUR FAUX FRENCH ACCENT.
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♪
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NO!
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OUI!
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SACRE BLEU!
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I'll GET YOU, YOU RUDE
AMERICAN MASKED MAN!
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VIVA LA FRANCE!
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BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO PARIS.
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I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN
THE EIFFEL TOWER.
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WELL, HERE'S YOUR
CHANCE, SMART GUY.
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♪
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THE WHOLE THING STINKS
LIKE CAMEMBERT FONDUE.
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MM, ACTUALLY, IT HAD
MORE OF A CHEDDAR BASE
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THERE, LIEUTENANT.
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WHAT?
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DOYLE!
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HEY, STANLEY, GUESS WHAT
I JUST HEARD ON THE RADIO?
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THE FRENCH HAVE
DECIDED TO LEND US
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THE EIFFEL TOWER FOR A WEEK
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IN EXCHANGE FOR BUDDY HACKETT.
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IPKISS!
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I JUST MADE YOUR APARTMENT
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THE OFFICIAL EIFFEL
TOWER OBSERVATION SITE.
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THE FIRST TOUR COMES THROUGH
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TOMORROW MORNING, 6:00 AM SHARP.
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SO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
AND DISAPPEAR FOR A WHILE.
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YOU GOT LUCKY, IPKISS.
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THIS TIME.
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QUE PASA, STAN, MY MAN?
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YOU LOOK STRESSED OUT.
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HEY, TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'VE GOT THIS HOT
RAFTING DATE LINED UP,
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BUT SHE'LL ONLY GO
IF HER FRIEND GOES.
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SO I NEED A FRIEND
FOR HER FRIEND.
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IT'S A CHANCE TO
GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.
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A RELAXING VACATION.
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SUNSHINE, TREES, THE
GREAT OUTDOORS, HMM?
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WELL, NO ONE WANTS
ME AROUND HERE.
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GREAT!
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PICK YOU UP TOMORROW,
BRIGHT AND EARLY!
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BUT YOU'RE STAYING.
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AND SO ARE YOU.
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♪
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CHARLIE, I... I... I THINK
YOU MADE A WRONG TURN.
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HEY, RELAX.
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'M GOING.
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♪
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT US LOST!
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I GOT US LOST!
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WHAT... ♪
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GREAT! SOME RELAXING GETAWAY.
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ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.
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ONCE WE MEET UP WITH THE GIRLS,
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IT'LL BE FUN IN THE SUN.
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♪
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"DEAR CHARLIE, THE
WEATHER WAS SO NICE,
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WE DECIDED TO START WITHOUT YOU.
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HOPE YOU CAN CATCH UP."
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HM, SWELL.
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HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE?
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♪
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AH, YES.
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FINALLY, A CHANCE TO RELAX.
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♪
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CHARLIE, I CANNOT TELL
YOU WHAT A RELIEF IT IS
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TO GET AWAY FROM THE MASK.
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I... I... I MEAN, YOU
KNOW, THE... THE CITY
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WHERE THE MASK HANGS OUT.
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I JUST... OH.
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YEAH, IT SURE IS PEACEFUL.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GO FOR A SWIM.
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OOH, WATER'S NICE, TOO.
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♪
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MILO!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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♪
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I'll SAVE YOU, STANLEY!
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MILO, GIVE ME THE MASK!
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COME ON.
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HUH?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE SHARK THINGY?
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MILO SCARED HIM OFF.
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YEAH, IT'S A REALLY GOOD
THING HE STOWED AWAY
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IN OUR STUFF.
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GOOD... GOOD MILO.
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YEAH.
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YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
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♪
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♪
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WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW!
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HEY!
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WEREN'T YOU JUST A SHARK?
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AND... AND WHERE'S STANLEY?
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YOU WANT TO PLAY 20 QUESTIONS
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OR YOU WANT TO
SURVIVE THIS LITTLE TRIP?
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WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
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♪
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BANKERS ARE DOCKING SECOND.
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YES!
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NO, WAIT. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
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OH, YES. GERONIMO!
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♪
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HMM, PERHAPS I SHOULD JETTISON
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SOME OF THIS EXCESS WEIGHT.
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♪
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WAIT, MAYBE I CAN USE THAT.
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♪
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CH-CH-CHEEKY!
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I'M ALIVE.
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I'M ALIVE!
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TIME TO PARTY!
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SOMEBODY POP ME!
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♪
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SOME GREAT OUTDOORS.
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NO COCO BONGO CLUB.
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NO MAD MONKEY MOVIE MARATHON.
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NO OVERZEALOUS POLICE
LIEUTENANTS TO HARASS.
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WHAT SORT OF SICK, TWISTED MIND
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COULD CONCEIVE OF SUCH A PLACE?
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WELL, LOOKY HERE, PA.
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CITY FOLK.
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♪
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I KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS!
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A HULA LOUNGE.
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♪
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EVERYBODY HULA!
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A-WIKI-TIKI-TIKI,
A-WIKI-TIKI-TA.
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A-WIKI-TIKI-TIKI A-WIKI-TIKI-TA.
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CLEM, GO GET THE SHOTGUN.
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A-WIKI-TIKI-TIKI,
A-WIKI-TIKI-TA.
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TONIGHT ONLY,
TWO-FOR-ONE PASSES.
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BRING A POSSUM, GET IN FREE.
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A SHOOTING CONTEST!
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SHOOTIN' CONTEST!
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LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
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MEH, TOO SMALL.
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THROW IT BACK.
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NOPE, STILL TOO SMALL.
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NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
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AH-HA!
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♪
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WHAT'CHA GONNA DO
WITH THAT TEENY THING?
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♪
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I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE A WINNER!
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♪
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AND FOR OUR RUNNERS UP,
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A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF WEDGIES!
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HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR UNDERWEAR?
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UNDERWEAR?
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WHAT'S UNDERWEAR?
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FORTUNATELY, I COME PREPARED
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FOR JUST SUCH EMERGENCIES.
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♪
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YOU BOYS CRY OUT
FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL,
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PERHAPS SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE,
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I DON'T KNOW, ROMAN-GRECO.
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♪
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OH, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN MOTIF.
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♪
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A-WIKI-TIKI-TIKI,
A-WIKI-TIKI-TA.
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♪
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YOU! YOU!
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I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU
OVER THE WATERFALL!
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NO, NO.
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SEE, I ENDED UP ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER,
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BUT I COULDN'T FIND ANY HELP.
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SO I CAME BACK HERE,
BUT I... YOU KNOW,
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I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU.
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WELL, WE CAN KISS
GOOD-BYE TO EVER
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CATCHING UP WITH THE GIRLS.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY
MILES FROM HERE BY NOW.
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HMM. THE ONLY THINK I CAN'T
FIGURE OUT IS WHY WOULD
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THE MASK FOLLOW
US ALL THE WAY HERE?
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MILO, WILL YOU STOP BARKING?
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♪
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OPEN SEASON ON CITY FOLK.
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WE GOT... WE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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THERE THEY ARE!
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WOO-WEE!
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♪
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BILLY BO BOB, THIS IS PA.
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CITY FOLK COMIN' YOUR WAY.
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THEY'VE GOT
WALKIE-TALKIES STANLEY.
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THEY... THEY'VE
GOT WALKIE-TALKIES!
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SO?
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THEY'VE GOT GUNS, STANLEY!
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THEY'VE GOT GUNS!
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GUNS I CARE ABOUT!
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KEEP ME POSTED ON THE GUNS!
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BILLY BO BOB HERE.
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TARGET ALPHA OMEGA NINER OVER.
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OOH, WHAT'S ALL THAT MEAN?
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HECK, I DON'T KNOW.
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IT SOUNDS KINDA
PURTY, THOUGH, DON'T IT?
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THIS WAY!
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I THINK WE LOST 'EM.
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WE'RE JUST TOO SMART
FOR THOSE STUPID...
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00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:32,535
I MEAN, STUPID IN THE
MOST POSITIVE SENSE.
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♪
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WELL, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE GREAT FOR YOU BACK.
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♪
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YEE-HA!
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HE-HE!
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YEE-HA!
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♪
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CAN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE?
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WHY, SURE.
260
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:06,638
WE COULD SAY, "HOW
COMPLETELY SPLENDIFEROUS
261
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THAT WE HAVE APPREHENDED
SUCH UNPLEASANT URBAN DWELLERS."
262
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:15,164
BUT IT AIN'T GOT NEARLY
THE SAME TWANG TO IT.
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YEE-HA!
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♪
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00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,613
WHAT NOW, PA?
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WELL, WE EAT 'EM, I GUESS.
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WOO-HOO!
268
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,242
LET'S MAKE STIR-FRY!
269
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YEE-HA!
270
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
271
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RELEASE THOSE MEN!
272
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DANG YOU, JED JIGSEN JEDEDIAH,
273
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,739
AND YOUR WHOLE CLAN!
274
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.
275
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WHEW, THE CAVALRY!
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JUST IN TIME.
277
00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:20,333
NOW, OUR TWO
FAMILIES BEEN AT WAR,
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SHOOTIN' AT EACH OTHER,
STEALIN' FROM EACH OTHER
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FOR 70 YEARS.
280
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AND I'M GONNA
TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.
281
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IT'S GETTIN DANG INCONVENIENT.
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00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,587
WELL, I RECKON
YOUR FAMILY SHOULDA
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00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,313
HAD-A OUGHTA CONSIDERED THAT
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00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:37,695
AFORE THEY LEFT
BESSIE AND BEULAH
285
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,766
AWAITIN' AT THE ALTAR!
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00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:41,181
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
287
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:45,047
I DONE DECIDED TO MAKE GOOD.
288
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:48,602
BUT BILLY BO BOB'S ALREADY
GOT HIM THREE WIVES,
289
00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:52,365
AND ZEKE OVER
THERE'S REALLY A GIRL.
290
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:53,953
AND THERE'S CLEM AND MUDHEAD,
291
00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:56,093
BUT THEY'LL BE OFF
NEXT YEAR TRAVELIN'
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WITH THE BALLET.
293
00:15:58,198 --> 00:15:59,279
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DAUGHTERS
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MIXED UP WITH NO SHOW FOLK.
295
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:05,171
SO, WHY DON'T WE
GIVE YOU THESE TWO?
296
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:09,278
I RECKON THEY'D MAKE
GOOD FOR HUSBANDIN'.
297
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,729
BETTER FOR EATIN'.
298
00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:14,283
ALL RIGHT, IT'S A DEAL.
299
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,424
YEE-HA!
300
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:20,496
YEAH!
301
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,775
YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE
OF BESSIE AND BEULAH?
302
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,363
THEY'S THE PRETTIEST
DARN CRITTERS
303
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:28,953
EVER TO WADE THROUGH
THESE HERE BOGS!
304
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,404
WOW, THEY ARE PRETTY.
305
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:32,888
YEAH.
306
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:35,028
COURSE, YOU KNOW,
THESE PHOTOS WAS TAKEN
307
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:37,134
'BOUT 70-ODD YEARS AGO,
308
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:40,758
AND TIME DOES HAVE
A WAY OF AGIN' FOLKS.
309
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,691
70 YEARS!
310
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,625
WELL, THAT WOULD
MAKE 'EM... CARRY THE FI...
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00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:47,144
UH, REALLY OLD!
312
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,870
YEAH, I MEAN!
313
00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:52,149
AND THEY AIN'T
GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER.
314
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,082
SO LET'S JUST GET
THIS HOOTENANNY
315
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:56,015
ON THE ROAD!
316
00:16:56,084 --> 00:17:02,021
♪
317
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,303
HI, THERE.
318
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:13,825
I RECKON WE BETTER GET STARTED.
319
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:18,140
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?
320
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,279
YEAH!
321
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:20,418
WE... NO.
322
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,144
- UH-UH.
- SURE DON'T.
323
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,663
NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
324
00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:25,147
I GOT NO IDEA.
325
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:31,050
♪
326
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,340
HOLD IT, I REMEMBER NOW.
327
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:48,757
EVERYBODY SAYS, "I
DO," AND THEY CARRY
328
00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:53,451
THE BLUSHING BRIDES
OVER THE THRESHOLD.
329
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,628
DO WE GOT A THRESHOLD?
330
00:17:57,697 --> 00:17:59,423
WE GOT AN OUTHOUSE.
331
00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:01,425
FINE BY ME. I'M GETTIN' HUNGRY.
332
00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:05,325
BESSIE, BEULAH, SAY "I DO."
333
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,189
I DO.
334
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:13,092
♪
335
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:38,807
NOW, YOU SAY, "I DO."
336
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:44,709
I... ♪
337
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:48,023
I... I... MILO!
338
00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:52,614
♪
339
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,271
I MILO?
340
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,755
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
341
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:58,723
WELL, MAYBE IT'S ITALIAN.
342
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:02,210
THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
343
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:06,524
SAY IT IN ENGLISH.
344
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:09,458
I AM... I... I...
I... I GOTTA GO
345
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,564
TO THE LITTLE HILLBILLIES' ROOM.
346
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:16,500
♪
347
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:21,263
Y'ALL THINK HE REALLY HAD TO GO?
348
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:26,441
♪
349
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:27,683
HECK, I DON'T KNOW.
350
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,478
LET'S JUST SHOOT HIM.
351
00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:35,450
♪
352
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,693
HOO-OO-WEE!
353
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:40,075
DO NOT GO IN THERE!
354
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:44,597
IT'S THAT GREEN-FACED
CITY SLICKER!
355
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,150
MISSED. MISSED AGAIN.
356
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,255
SORRY. WOO!
357
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:48,773
DON'T DO THAT.
358
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:51,431
♪
359
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,950
ALL RIGHT, CLEVELAND!
360
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:54,779
LET'S ROCK THIS PLACE!
361
00:19:54,848 --> 00:20:00,751
♪
362
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,030
NOW SWING YOUR
PARTNER, DO-SI-DO,
363
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:06,515
STOMP REAL HARD
RIGHT ON THE TOE.
364
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:12,176
♪
365
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,799
LET'S PICK UP THE
PACE, CHILLINS.
366
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:17,388
♪
367
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:18,814
GRAB THEIR GUN
AND TIE 'EM UP TIGHT.
368
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:23,291
WEDGIE YOUR PARTNER
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.
369
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,740
ALLEMANDE LEFT
AND DO A LITTLE JIG.
370
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:29,228
COVER 'EM WITH SLOP
AND FEED 'EM TO THE PIG.
371
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:34,163
♪
372
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,855
Y'ALL GET IN MY WAY.
373
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,237
GET ME ON OUT HERE, WOULD YOU?
374
00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:39,514
TIME TO SHOVE OFF!
375
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,033
EXCUSE ME.
376
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:44,864
YEE-HA!
377
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:46,935
♪
378
00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,730
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT LOSING
379
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,939
ALL THAT CAMPING
EQUIPMENT, STANLEY.
380
00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:53,252
I PUT IT ON YOUR CREDIT CARD.
381
00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:55,046
OH! I CAN'T TALK NOW!
382
00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:58,395
I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR
THE INVITATION-ONLY
383
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,638
BANKERS' BASH.
384
00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:05,609
GOIN' TO THE PARTY.
385
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:10,096
GOIN'... LOVER BOY!
386
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,511
OHH!
387
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,927
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
388
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:16,205
INVITATION ONLY.
389
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,276
A PARTY?
390
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:21,107
I JUST LOVE PARTIES.
391
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:26,077
GOIN' TO A PARTY.
392
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,597
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
393
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:30,772
♪
394
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:37,261
♪
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