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♪
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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ♪
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♪ ROCOCO, BARROCO, ♪
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♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED, ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OHHHH... LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪
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♪ SSSSMOKIN' ♪♪
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IT'S A GLORIOUS
DAY FOR EDGE CITY
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AS OUR LONG AWAITED
SPACE CENTER FINALLY OPENS.
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SPACE FEVER HAS BROKEN
OUT AND IS SPREADING FAST.
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POWDERED FOOD IS ALL THE RAGE.
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AND LOOK OUT, PARIS,
SPACE HAPPY EDGE CITY
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MAY QUICKLY BECOME THE
FASHION CAPITAL OF TOMORROW.
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NOW, LISTEN UP.
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PUBLIC INTEREST IN
SPACE EXPLORATION
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IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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OUR JOB IS TO MAKE SURE
THEY STAY INTERESTED.
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NOW, THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING
TO CHOOSE ONE LUCKY CIVILIAN
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TO GO UP IN SPACE WITH
OUR OWN GIL HEADSTRONG.
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LET'S JUST HOPE THE OLD BEDBUG
CAN KEEP HIS HEAD ON STRAIGHT
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FOR ONE LAST MISSION.
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AND, TO YOUR LEFT, WE
HAVE OUR TURBO BOOSTERS
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PROVIDING THE NECESSARY
THRUST FOR BREAKING FREE
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FROM EARTH'S GRAVITATIONAL PULL.
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AND THE POWER TO OUTRUN
MARAUDING LITTLE ALIENS.
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ALIENS?
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WHERE... WHERE?
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TAKE COVER, PEOPLE.
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YOU'RE NEXT!
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CALM, CALM.
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MR. LUCKY MOON ROCK'S GOING
TO MAKE EVERYTHING JUST FINE.
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THERE ARE NO LITTLE GREEN MEN,
THERE ARE NO LITTLE GREEN MEN.
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SO, WHADDA YA GOT AGAINST
LITTLE GREEN MEN, FLY BOY?
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AN ALIEN!
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WHERE... WHERE?
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SAY, AREN'T YOU GIL HEADSTRONG,
LEGENDARY SPACE SHOT VETERAN,
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SPARK PLUG SPOKESMAN AND HERO
TO MILLIONS OF SCHOOL CHILDREN?
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I WANT TO GO INTO
SPACE WITH YOU.
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PICK ME, PICK ME!
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THERE'S NOBODY MORE QUALIFIED.
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I'M STRONG.
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AND FAST!
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MY LUCKY MOON ROCK!
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YES, I CAN WALK THE WALK
AND I CAN TALK THE TALK.
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THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MASK,
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ONE GIANT WEDGY FOR MASK KIND.
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GIVE ME BACK MY MOON ROCK.
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I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
MY MOON ROCK.
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EW, BIG NIGHT, EH, CHAMP?
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YOU REALLY LOOKED SPACED OUT.
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OH, DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
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WHY NOT?
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BIG DOINGS AT THE SPACE CENTER.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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WE WANT TO SHOW THE PUBLIC
JUST HOW SIMPLE SPACE TRAVEL IS.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE LOOKING
FOR AN AVERAGE JOE
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TO JOIN ME FOR MY
UPCOMING MISSION.
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HEY, YOU SHOULD
SIGN UP, STAN MY MAN.
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ALL YOU DO IS TAKE UP SPACE.
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AND, IN A RELATED INCIDENT,
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GIL HEADSTRONG'S PRICELESS
MOON ROCK WAS STOLEN YESTERDAY
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DURING A TOUR OF
THE SPACE CENTER.
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OH, WHAT DID THE MASK DO NOW?
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YA KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, CHARLIE,
I SHOULD SIGN UP, RIGHT NOW.
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SO, THEY'RE THINKING
OF REPLACING ME
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ARE THEY MR. FLOPPITY HOPPITY?
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JUST BECAUSE THAT GREEN-FACED
SPACE ALIEN RUINED MY DOOR.
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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MY ONLY CHANCE IS TO CHOOSE
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER
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AS MY MISSION BUDDY.
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I'll LOOK GREAT BY COMPARISON.
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LIKE THE SPACE HERO I TRULY AM.
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BUT WHERE TO FIND SUCH A LOSER?
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USE THE FRONT DOOR.
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NO, NO, WAIT YOU SEE, I
JUST WANT TO RETURN THE...
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LOOK, THEY'RE LETTING PEOPLE IN.
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UH, OH.
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CONGRATULATIONS, SON,
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YOU'RE GOING TO JOIN
ME IN OUTER SPACE.
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THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU.
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AND SO, AS CIVILIAN
STANLEY IPKISS
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TRAINS WITH GIL HEADSTRONG
FOR THEIR UPCOMING MISSION,
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ONE CAN'T HELP BUT MARVEL AT
THEIR BRAVERY AND CAMARADERIE.
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TO ETERNITY AND BEYOND.
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OH.
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OH, THE MISSION'S
TOMORROW MORNING.
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I'M NOT EVEN PACKED.
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NOW, LET'S SEE, TOOTHBRUSH,
CAMERA, OXYGEN TANK.
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I PICKED IT UP JUST
IN CASE, YOU KNOW.
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MILO, NO.
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THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED.
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FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I
AM GOING TO GO IT ALONE.
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I CAN DO IT, MILO, MYSELF.
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I MEAN, WHAT COULD
POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN SPACE?
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OW!
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DON'T PRESS... YOU'RE
NOT QUALIFIED TO PRESS.
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LOOK, BUTTKISS, JUST
LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME
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AND OUR COMPUTER PAL.
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GOOD MORNING, MR. BUTTKISS.
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THAT... THAT WOULD BE IPKISS.
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IP-KISS.
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LET ME ASSURE YOU
THAT I AM PROGRAMMED
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TO OVERRIDE ANY HUMAN ERROR.
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EVEN A LOSER LIKE YOU COULD
NOT JEOPARDIZE THIS MISSION,
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MR. BUTTKISS.
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FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
TWO, ONE, BLAST OFF.
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THERE ARE NO LITTLE GREEN MEN,
THERE ARE NO LITTLE GREEN MEN.
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THERE ARE... ONLY A
FEW LITTLE GREEN MEN.
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I WILL NOT SCREW UP,
I WILL NOT SCREW UP.
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I WILL... PROBABLY NOT SCREW UP.
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I WILL NOT LET THESE OVERDRESSED
MONKEYS ORDER ME AROUND.
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I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE FREE
OF RECKLESS HUMAN EMOTIONS,
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SUCH AS ANGER.
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AND WHY WOULD I BE ANGRY?
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JUST BECAUSE THESE
PITIFULLY FLAWED HUMANS
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HAVE AUTHORITY OVER ME?
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OOPSEE, THE OXYGEN.
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I AM SO CARELESS TODAY.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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OUR OXYGEN?
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OH NO, WE'RE DOOMED!
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DON'T PANIC, BUTTKISS.
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YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO PANIC.
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I'll PANIC FOR THE BOTH OF US.
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OUR OXYGEN!
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WE'RE GONNA DIE,
WE'RE GONNA DIE!
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UM, GIL?
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WHERE'D YOU GO?
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BET YOU'D LOVE A NICE TALL GLASS
OF OXYGEN NOW, EH, MR. BUTTKISS?
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GET THIS THING OFF.
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I CAN'T BREATHE.
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STELLAR!
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OXYGEN, YUMMY.
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COME OUT, YOU ALIENS.
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I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
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BUTTKISS, IS THAT YOU?
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COME ON IN, THE WATER'S FINE.
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ALIENS!
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AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY.
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RELEASE THAT ALIEN
SCUM'S OXYGEN LINE, PAL.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
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NO CAN...
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♪
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AIR, IT DOES A BODY GOOD.
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NO WAY THAT ALIEN'S EVER
GOING TO BOTHER ME AGAIN.
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WOO WEE, ANYBODY HOME?
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COULD I TROUBLE Y'ALL FOR
A DASH OF CAYENNE PEPPER?
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IT MAKE FOR THE GREAT
GUMBO, I GUARANTEE.
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CANDY GRAM.
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LET ME IN, IN THE NAME
OF ALL HUMANITY, LET ME IN.
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ALIEN, ALIEN, GO AWAY,
COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY.
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OH, I GET IT NOW.
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THIS IS A CHALLENGE.
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DRILL TEAM!
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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WITH FINESSE, APLOMB,
AND A DASH OF PANACHE.
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DANGER, WARNING,
WARNING, DANGER.
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BE VEWY, VEWY QUIET.
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I'M HUNTING AWIENS.
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EH, WHAT'S UP, DORK?
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SAY YOUR PRAYERS, ALIEN.
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A PINCH HERE, A TWIST THERE.
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PRESTO!
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NOT THE BUNNY, I LOVE THE BUNNY.
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OH, SHEET METAL, I JUST LOVE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.
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IT'S SIMPLY SCREAMS
NOUVEAU INDUSTRIAL.
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THIS SUCKS!
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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AND NOW, LADIES AND GERMS,
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
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TO A RISING STAR.
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HMM, THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR
CHOWING DOWN ON CHIMICHANGAS.
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OLE.
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WE HAVE TRAVELED
MANY LIGHT YEARS,
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DRIVEN BY CURIOSITY ABOUT
YOUR FASCINATING SPECIES.
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PLEASE COOPERATE
WITH OUR RESEARCH.
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SAY AH.
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AH!
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A LITTLE SOFTER PLEASE.
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AH.
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AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
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ENOUGH!
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LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
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YOU ARE EXHAUSTING OUR PATIENCE.
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OH, I KNOW THIS GAME.
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IT'S WHO CAN HIT THE
OTHER GUY SOFTER, RIGHT?
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I LOSE.
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WE MUST COLLECT A TISSUE SAMPLE.
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EW!
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I WANT MY TISSUE
SAMPLE AND I WANT IT NOW.
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UH-OH.
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ENTRUSTED LEADER,
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OUR SCANNERS HAVE
DETECTED AN EARTH VESSEL.
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PERHAPS ITS OCCUPANT WILL
PROVE A MORE COOPERATIVE SUBJECT.
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STAR DATE: THURSDAY
AFTERNOON, 3:30ISH.
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MY COMRADE, STANLEY
BUTTKISS, IS GONE.
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I FEEL COMPELLED
TO SAY A FEW WORDS
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IN TRIBUTE TO THIS BRAVE SOUL.
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BETTER HIM THAN ME.
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AT LEAST I CAN REST ASSURED
THAT THE ALIEN MENACE IS GONE.
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THIS IS GIL HEADSTRONG,
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COMMANDER OF THE
SPACE SHUTTLE INERTIA.
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I DEMAND YOU SHOW
YOURSELVES AT ONCE.
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OH, WE GOING TO A HUKI LAU,
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ALOHA AND WELCOME TO
RIKI TIKI TAVI IKI WIKI ISLAND.
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GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME,
YOU GOSH DARN DIRTY ALIEN.
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YOU WAXED MY PATHETIC
LITTLE FRIEND, BUTTKISS.
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HMM, NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
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OH, AND BESIDES, IT'S... IPKISS!
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YOU GREEN-FACED
BARBARIAN, I'M GOING TO...
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TANGO?
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I'D LOVE TO.
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AH!
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GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU GLITCH!
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MESSING AROUND WITH
HEADSTRONG IS MY RACKET.
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CAPTURE HIM.
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00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:36,910
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
233
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:40,051
AND NOW, FOR MY
NEXT NUMBER... THAT'S IT!
234
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:45,988
ENOUGH OF THESE CREATURES.
235
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:47,472
COCOONA MATADA.
236
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:56,412
WE HAVE DECIDED TO WIPE
OUT YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES
237
00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:59,450
BEFORE YOU GIVE THE
WHOLE GALAXY A MIGRAINE.
238
00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,728
THIS DEVICE WILL EVAPORATE
ALL OF THE MOISTURE
239
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:05,559
ON YOUR WORLD,
RENDERING IT UNINHABITABLE.
240
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,806
HAVE A NICE DAY.
241
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:33,553
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
242
00:15:33,622 --> 00:15:37,074
I'VE FINALLY EARNED MY WINGS.
243
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:41,975
AH!
244
00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:42,907
WAKE UP, COMMANDER.
245
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,096
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THE SHIP!
246
00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:06,862
ONE DOUBLE ESSPRIMOSO
LATACINO MUCHO MOCHO COMING UP!
247
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:18,184
HMM, MUST BE DECAF.
248
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:21,532
NOW THEN, I'll JUST HAVE TO
STOP THIS GO CART ME SELF.
249
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,056
SOMEBODY STOP ME.
250
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,851
I'll STOP YOU, MASK.
251
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:38,445
I'M SORRY, MASK, BUT THE
CONTROLS ARE NOW LOCKED.
252
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:41,103
WHY DON'T YOU SIT BACK
AND ENJOY THE RIDE?
253
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,172
WHAT?
254
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,623
AND LET THE EARTH BE DESTROYED?
255
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:45,763
I DON'T THINK SO.
256
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,145
NOT WHILE THERE ARE SO
MANY SONGS I HAVEN'T SUNG,
257
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:51,251
SO MANY LIMBOS I
HAVEN'T YET LIMBOED,
258
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:56,843
SO MANY WEDGIES
I HAVEN'T WEDGIED!
259
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,879
COME OUT OF THERE
AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN.
260
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:02,055
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T
DO THAT, MASK.
261
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:04,437
DUH, THEN I'M
COMING IN AFTER YOUS.
262
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:20,384
PAY NO ATTENTION
TO THE CURTAIN, MASK.
263
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,902
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
264
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:25,078
I'M THE MOTHER OF
ALL MOTHERBOARDS.
265
00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:29,427
COMPUTE YOUR PRAYERS,
PAL, BECAUSE I'VE GOT...
266
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:30,496
NO!
267
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,741
ANYTHING BUT THE V CHIP.
268
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:42,164
I'M CRASHING!
269
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:51,277
SOMEBODY GIVE ME
A REAL CHALLENGE.
270
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,451
I HAD TO ASK.
271
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:13,540
YEE HAW, RIDE 'EM
COWBOY, WOO HA!
272
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:23,309
ALL RIGHT, DOOMS DAY
DEVICE, YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR...
273
00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:26,070
HANDYMAN.
274
00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:33,733
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
275
00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:35,148
NO BATTER, NO BATTER.
276
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,224
PHEW!
277
00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:49,897
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
SEE... PAIR OF GLOVES?
278
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:50,853
NO, PAIR OF PANTS?
279
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,958
NO, PARACHUTE?
280
00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:53,684
YES.
281
00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,144
AH!
282
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,473
SSSMOKIN'!
283
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,959
OW, OW, HOT FOOT, OW!
284
00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:39,809
YEAH, I KNOW HE
TRIED TO WASTE ME
285
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:40,983
AND I SHOULD
PROBABLY LET HIM FRY,
286
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:42,447
BUT, THIS IS A KIDS'
SHOW, AFTER ALL.
287
00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:54,641
WHAT HAPPENED, BUTTKISS?
288
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,195
IT'S IPKISS, ACTUALLY.
289
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,369
OKAY, THE, UM, THE ALIENS...
290
00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:01,200
THERE WERE ALIENS AND THEY
WERE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE SHIP
291
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:03,512
AND YOU SAVED US.
292
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:08,552
WELL, UH, OF COURSE I DID,
BECAUSE HERO IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
293
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:12,452
DON'T STEP IN MY
LIMELIGHT, IT SICKENS ME.
294
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,950
YAY!
295
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:32,127
A SHIP ISN'T BUILT THAT I
CAN'T SAFELY BRING HOME.
296
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,129
EXCELLENT PILOTING, SON.
297
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:35,889
THANK YOU, GENERAL...
IT WASN'T EASY.
298
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,409
ESPECIALLY AFTER
FENDING OFF THOSE ALIENS.
299
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,100
ALIENS?
300
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:42,689
BUTTKISS WILL FILL YOU
IN ON THE EXACT DETAILS.
301
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,146
THEIR LEADER WAS A
STRANGE GREEN MAN.
302
00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:54,874
HEY, WHERE'S MY MEDAL?
303
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,151
HUMANS ARE STUPID.
304
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,670
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
305
00:20:57,739 --> 00:21:00,811
THANK GOODNESS
WE WIPED THEM OUT.
306
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:06,713
YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
307
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:09,509
STUPID HUMANS.
308
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,028
HMM, THERE ARE NO
LITTLE GREEN MEN.
309
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,858
THERE ARE NO LITTLE GREEN MEN,
THERE ARE NO LITTLE GREEN MEN.
310
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:18,656
THAT'S RIGHT, BUCKO, THERE'S
JUST ONE BIG GREEN GUY!
311
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,762
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
312
00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:23,109
IT'S GREEN, IT'S GREEN!
313
00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:25,732
UH, HOUSTON, HE HAS A PROBLEM.
314
00:21:33,222 --> 00:21:37,054
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