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♪
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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVIN' LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE ♪
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♪ AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO, ♪
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♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP,
SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, ♪
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♪ YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED, ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOT TO SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ WHOA, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
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SMOKIN'
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♪
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IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE MUNCHITO.
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IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE
MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE!
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OLE, BURRITO BURGLING BANDITS!
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NONE SHALL PILFER
GUACAMOLE FROM SUPER MASK.
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AND THAT GOES DOUBLE
FOR NACHO BURRITO,
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DEEP FRIED ICE CREAM CUT, CUT!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW LONG IT TOOK US
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TO SET UP THAT SHOT?
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
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UM, SMILE, YOU'RE
ON CANDID CAMERA?
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HE DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM, HONEST!
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YOU KNOW THIS PERSON?
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HE'S A LOCAL ECCENTRIC,
HARMLESS, REALLY.
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HARMLESS, HIM?
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HE'S A MENACE!
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SHH, IX-NAY ON THE ENACE-MAY.
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THE CITY NEEDS THEIR PRODUCTION
MONEY AND THE GOOD PRESS.
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BABY BEAR, THIS IS PAPA BEAR.
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TELL THE BIG BOYS
IN THE MAIN OFFICE
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THAT EDGE CITY
IS DEFINITELY OUT.
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NO, NO, NO, LET'S
NOT BE HASTY NOW!
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I'M SORRY, BUT
MR. EASTENEGGER WILL NEVER
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TOLERATE THESE INTERRUPTIONS.
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SLY EASTENEGGER,
MEDIA SUPERSTAR?
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ACTION HERO EXTRAORDINAIRE?
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NUMBER ONE BOX OFFICE
ATTRACTION IN THE WORLD?
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HERE?
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CAN I HAVE HIS
AUTOGRAPH, PLEASE?
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CAN I, CAN I, HUH,
HUH, HUH, HUH?
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STRIKE THE SET, WE'RE GONE.
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THE MASK WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
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YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S HERE.
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I PROMISE, AND NOT
A CAMPAIGN PROMISE.
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A REAL PROMISE, PLEASE,
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
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♪
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AVAST, YE MATEY!
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THERE BE A GREAT WHITE WHALE!
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS,
BLOW THE MAN DOWN!
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CUT, NOT AGAIN!
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GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
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DO I HAVE STAR
POTENTIAL OR WHAT?
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SPECIAL EFFECTS!
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WELL, THERE GOES MY
CHANCE TO RAKE IN THE DOUGH.
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PSYCH, DO I GET THE PART?
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GET THIS THROUGH
YOUR LOONY GREEN HEAD.
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SLY EASTENEGGER
IS THE REAL DIRECTOR.
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HE'S THE ONLY ONE
DOING THE CASTING!
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I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE,
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NO ONE BY THE NAME OF SLY.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
HE'S NOT HERE YET!
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YOU'RE INSANE, YOU'RE
OBNOXIOUS, YOU'RE GREEN,
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AND YOU CAN'T EVEN ACT!
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OH, WHEN MR. EASTENEGGER
SEES MY TALENT AND GOOD LOOKS,
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YOU KNOW HE JUST HAS
TO PUT ME IN HIS PICTURE!
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I AM SO GLAD THEY DIDN'T WANT
TO PUT THE MASK IN THAT MOVIE.
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'CAUSE THE BANK
IS GIVING THAT BIG
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ACCOUNTING TEST
TOMORROW MORNING,
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AND IF I PASS IT, I WILL BE IN
LINE FOR A BIG PROMOTION!
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SO I HAVE GOT TO
STUDY, STUDY, STUDY.
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GO TO BED EARLY AND
GET A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP.
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GOOD NIGHT, MILO.
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♪
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WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
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CUT!
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WHO'S THE JERK STICKING
HIS HEAD INTO THE SHOT?
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HEY, GET YOUR HEAD
OUT OF THE SHOT!
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OH, NOT HERE, NOT NOW!
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HUH, YOU MIND, WE'RE
MAKIN' A MOVIE HERE!
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WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY
SHOOTING, I DON'T KNOW,
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SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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SEE, I'VE GOT THIS BIG
TEST TOMORROW, AND I...
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SECURITY!
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BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
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THESE GUYS ARE MAKIN'
AN AWFUL LOT OF RACKET,
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AND I JUST GOT... LOSE HIM!
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HEY!
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MOVE ALONG, IPKISS.
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THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BRING
EDGE CITY A GOOD KINDA GREEN.
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BUT I NEED SLEEP!
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PLEASANT DREAMS, IPKISS.
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OH, WELL, I CAN STILL
GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
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AND PASS THE TEST.
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GOOD NIGHT, BOY.
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THAT'S IT, THIS
TIME IT'S PERSONAL!
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HEY, WHERE DO YOU
HOLLYWOOD TYPES COME OFF
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WALKIN' ALL OVER ME, HUH?
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I TOLD YOU, I'll BE BACK.
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WOW! SLY EASTENEGGER,
ON MY STREET!
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IT'S JESS LETHAL,
THE EX-TERMINATOR!
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WE'RE DOOMED!
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HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
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EXCUSE ME,
MR. EASTENE... YO, PUNK.
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NOT EVEN A PIT FULL OF
DOLLARS WILL SAVE YOU NOW.
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KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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WELL, PUNKYDOODLE.
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DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?
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CUT, CUT, STOP THE CAMERAS!
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HEY, YO, I'M THE DIRECTOR!
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ONLY I SAY CUT AND STOP
THE CAMERAS AND YOU KNOW,
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THINGS LIKE THAT.
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LISTEN, I'M NOT
AN ACTOR, AND I...
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YEAH, THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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YOU RUINED MY SCENE,
YOU TAMPERED WITH US!
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YOU STEPPED INTO MY LIGHT!
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GO AWAY!
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BUT THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD!
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NOT ANYMORE, SMART GUY!
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MR. EASTENEGGER, THE SPECIAL
PROP YOU ORDERED HAS ARRIVED.
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OH REALLY, HOW POWERFUL IS IT?
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IT'S GONNA MAKE YOUR DAY.
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♪
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PEGGY?
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I CAN'T SEE A THING!
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THERE HE IS, SLY, OH, SLY!
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THANKS FOR THE LIFT, GUYS.
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PEGGY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
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YOO HOO, SLY! OVER HERE!
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OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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THAT EASTENEGGER
GUY IS RUINING MY LIFE!
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YOU TALKED TO HIM?
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YOU THINK YOU COULD GET
ME AN INTERVIEW, STANLEY?
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HE'S HARD COPY.
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HE'S... WHAT ABOUT ALL THE
HEADLINES THE MASK GOTCHA?
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OH, PLEASE, THAT WAS YESTERDAY!
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I'M WORKING ON TOMORROW.
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SEE YA THEN.
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PEGGY, I...
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OH, HOW AM I EVER
GONNA GET ANY SLEEP?
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KEEP OUT, RENTED
TO MOVIE COMPANY?
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MRS. PEENMAN, I NEED CLOTHES!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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NO MORE MISTER NICE STANLEY.
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OH, PLEASE, LET IT BE HERE.
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OH, GREAT, WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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MILO!
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BUDDY, YOU JUST EARNED
A SLAB OF PRIME RIB!
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SCENE 68, TAKE TWO!
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IT'S JESS LETHAL,
THE EX-TERMINATOR!
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WE'RE DOOMED!
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HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
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LET'S GET 'EM, PARTNER!
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OH, PLEASE, THAT'LL NEVER
WORK AGAINST TOERATE.
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GET OFF MY SET!
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I'M AN ACTION STAR, RIGHT?
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NOT A KINDERGARTEN COP!
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♪
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GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU WITCH!
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HEY, BE CAREFUL,
DON'T DROP THAT!
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NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
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ALL RIGHT, PUT THE
PROP SOMEPLACE SAFE,
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YOU GOT IT?
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I'll DEAL WITH THIS
STRING BEAN NINCOMPOOP.
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BEFORE HE GETS IN OUR WAY!
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I THINK THE PLOT JUST
BEGAN TO THICKEN!
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YOU WANNA BE AN
ACTION HERO, HUH?
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YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH,
YOU GOTTA BE STRONG!
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HEY, YOU GOTTA NOT SHAVE.
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THAT'S IT, MASK, YOU'RE MINE!
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OKAY, YOU GREEN SLIME BALL,
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THERE'S A CELL WAITIN'
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!
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HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'?
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THERE'S NO QUESTION, I
SEE STAR POTENTIAL HERE.
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OH, YOU'RE TOO KIND, REALLY.
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YOU'LL BE TERRIFIC, THAT
MANLY JAW, THOSE STEELY EYES,
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THAT DEVIL-MAY-CARE SMILE.
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WHY, THANK YOU.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH,
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?
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I'll SHOW YOU TOUGH!
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THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US, PILGRIM.
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YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS
TO GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH ME!
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AU CONTRAIRE, STEROID BREATH!
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CONTEST.
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SHALL WE SAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL,
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MINDLESS ACTION STUNTS AT DAWN?
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IF THAT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO GET RID OF YOU,
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WE'LL LET THE FANS DECIDE
WHO'S THE LAST ACTION HERO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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BUT FIRST, YOU CAN
HAVE MY SIGNATURE.
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YOURS 'TIL THE END.
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THE MASK HAS GOTTA
KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS.
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♪
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OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE.
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THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE,
HANDLE WITH CARE?
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PROPERTY OF U.S. GOVERNMENT?
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OH, WHEW, THIS LOOKS TOO
REAL TO BE A SIMPLE MOVIE PROP.
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COULD IT REALLY BE A...
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HEY, I WANT YOU TO
MAKE SURE THAT THE MASK
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NOT ONLY LOSES THE CONTEST,
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BUT HE DOESN'T
SURVIVE IT EITHER!
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NO ONE MUST INTERFERE
WITH THE CLIMAX OF MY MOVIE.
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THE REAL AND TOTAL
DESTRUCTION OF AN ENTIRE CITY!
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HELLO THERE.
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YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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WHEN I WRITE MY STORY UP...
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YOUR STORY'S GONNA
HAVE A REAL CLIFFHANGER.
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WHEN THE BOMB GOES OFF,
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YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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HEY!
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ALL RIGHT, DOLL FACE,
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I PROMISED YOU THE
BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D
DESTROY A WHOLE CITY,
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JUST FOR ONE STUPID MOVIE!
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THE CRITICS CALLED
MY LAST PICTURE A BOMB!
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NOW THEY'LL EAT THOSE WORDS,
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AND I'll GET THE RESPECT
I'VE ALWAYS DESERVED!
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BUT FIRST, TO GET
THE MEDIA'S ATTENTION,
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I GOTTA DEFEAT THAT
BUFFOONISH MASK!
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YOU THINK YOU'RE A MATCH FOR ME?
233
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,026
THEN YOU GO FIRST.
234
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,580
NO PROBLEMO.
235
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,790
THE TEST IS CALLED
SURVIVING THE GAUNTLET.
236
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:51,416
TO WIN, YOU GOTTA REACH
THE FAR END, STICK BOY.
237
00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,522
MAY THE BEST ACTION HERO WIN,
238
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:54,834
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
239
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:57,767
♪
240
00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:07,639
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!
241
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,746
HE FLIES THROUGH THE
AIR AND DOES VERY WELL.
242
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:14,612
THAT DARING YOUNG MASK
ON THE TANK'S CARNEGIE.
243
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:23,448
I'M HANDSOME AND GRACEFUL!
244
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:28,143
AND QUITE AGILE!
245
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:31,629
IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE,
246
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:36,116
IT'S A GOOD BARBEQUE!
247
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:38,843
SMOKIN!
248
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,777
♪
249
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:51,028
I FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY
AND STING LIKE A BEE.
250
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:57,655
I AM THE GREATEST,
I AM... SQUISHED!
251
00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:02,763
BEST OF LUCK, PAL!
252
00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:06,008
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
253
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:08,908
♪
254
00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:23,508
EACH IN THE WOODS.
255
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:26,442
♪
256
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,209
THIS AIN'T SAFE!
257
00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:37,108
♪
258
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:53,400
NOW, WE'RE GONNA
DO THE BUNGEE JUMP!
259
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,334
♪
260
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:02,064
I'll BE BACK.
261
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:13,489
I GOTCHA, I GOTCHA!
262
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:17,355
OOPS.
263
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:20,807
TOP THAT!
264
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:25,501
ALL RIGHT, SMART GUY!
265
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:28,815
ELEVATOR GOING DOWN!
266
00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:35,856
NOBODY'S USING ME AS A... YO!
267
00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:38,445
WHEW!
268
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,393
ACTION HEROES HAVE
TO BE ABLE TO ESCAPE
269
00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:58,017
IMPOSSIBLE SITUATIONS.
270
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,746
SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH PARACHUTES
271
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,335
FOR THE BIT PLAYERS.
272
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:20,211
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
MORE BANG FOR THE BUCK!
273
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,215
OH, MR. DARING DO'S AND DON'TS.
274
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:28,323
MODERN HEROES DO THINGS
WITH A LITTLE MORE PANACHE!
275
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:31,257
♪
276
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:39,817
WELL, THAT'S EGG ON MY FACE!
277
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:43,614
OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
278
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,834
DON'T GIVE UP
YOUR DAY JOB, WIMP.
279
00:17:56,903 --> 00:18:00,320
AND STAY AWAY FROM MY MOVIE.
280
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,878
ALL RIGHT, THIS
IS YOUR BIG SCENE!
281
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:10,917
NOW WHEN I CUE YOU,
PRESS THIS RED BUTTON.
282
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,816
AND THAT'LL MAKE
THE BIG EXPLOSION?
283
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,786
YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT,
THE BIG EXPLOSION!
284
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,964
ISN'T THIS KIND OF DANGEROUS!
285
00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:28,452
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL
BE VERY FAR AWAY!
286
00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:31,386
♪
287
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:39,187
DETECTIVE KELLAWAY,
MAN AMONG ACTORS.
288
00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:45,883
WAIT, I WANNA
DO IT, LEMME DO IT!
289
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:47,678
SCRAM, YOU EMERALD IDIOT!
290
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:50,163
YOU'RE RUINING MY SCENE!
291
00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:53,097
♪
292
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,655
STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU RIGHT NOW!
293
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,313
THE BOMB IS REAL, IT'S REAL!
294
00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:05,144
REAL, AS IN... AS IN
THERMONUCLEAR,
295
00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,594
CITY-BUSTING,
CRATER-MAKING REAL!
296
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:11,702
READY AND ACTION!
297
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:14,601
HEY, YOU CAN'T FOOL US WITH
YOUR SHOW BIZ GLITZ AND HYPE!
298
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:18,226
WE'RE ON TO YOU,
BUB, RIGHT, GUYS?
299
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,987
IT'S MY SCENE!
300
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:26,372
I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS PART!
301
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:28,857
WAIT A MINUTE, THIS BOMB'S REAL!
302
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,548
NO SHINOLA, SHERLOCK!
303
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:31,894
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
304
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,137
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
305
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,425
CALLING ON MY EXTENSIVE
POLICE TRAINING,
306
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:40,075
I THINK THIS STRATEGY
WILL WORK, RUN!
307
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:41,870
FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN,
308
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,906
LEND ME YOUR EARS, THANK YOU.
309
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,736
I COME NOT TO PRAISE
MY FAVORITE TACO STAND,
310
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,807
BUT TO SEE IT BLOWN
TO SMITHEROONS.
311
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:51,983
ALONG WITH MY SONNY
CHIBA VIDEO COLLECTION.
312
00:19:52,052 --> 00:19:53,122
LIKE HECK!
313
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,436
NOBODY FLUSHES MY
TOWN DOWN THE TUBES!
314
00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:01,786
OH, MR. MEGASTAR!
315
00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:04,341
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
TO SHUT DOWN THE BOMB!
316
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,205
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
317
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:10,381
IT'S THE CLIMAX TO
MY, UH, MASTERPIECE.
318
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:14,143
BECAUSE, THAT'S WHERE I
MOVED ALL THE FILM YOU SHOT!
319
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,493
AND IF THE CITY
GOES UP IN SMOKE,
320
00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:19,218
SO DOES YOUR BIG COME BACK.
321
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:22,221
WE HAVE TO SAVE MY CAREER!
322
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:26,811
I'M IN THE CITY!
323
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,952
HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
324
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,886
♪
325
00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:39,790
IT'S HOPELESS.
326
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,585
YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
327
00:20:41,654 --> 00:20:45,623
I'M NOT A HERO, I'M JUST
AN ACTOR, YOU KNOW?
328
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:49,420
NOT EVEN CLASSICALLY TRAINED!
329
00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:50,628
THE CLOCK'S TICKING!
330
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,699
MASK, DO SOMETHING!
331
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,253
YEAH, BUT WHAT?
332
00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:57,566
I ALWAYS DO MY BEST
THINKING SITTING DOWN.
333
00:20:57,635 --> 00:21:00,328
THERE'S GONNA BE NO REMATCH.
334
00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:09,820
OOPSIE, MUST HAVE
BEEN ALL THOSE TACOS.
335
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,511
YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN,
336
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:16,240
OR ANYWHERE ELSE,
FOR THAT MATTER!
337
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:20,106
OH, SLY, ANY FINAL
STATEMENT FOR YOUR FANS?
338
00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:21,280
JUST THIS.
339
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:26,975
MR. DEVILLE, I'M
READY FOR MY WEDGIE!
340
00:21:27,044 --> 00:21:31,359
CUT AND PRINT!
341
00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:35,294
♪
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