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[theme song]
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♪ I gotcha with
my winnin' smile ♪
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♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm nouveau Deco Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo Barroco
be-bop hip-hop flip-flop ♪
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♪ Somebody stop me ♪
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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♪ Don't come a dime a
dozen I stand out of the crowd ♪
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♪ Babe when they made
me yeah they broke the mold ♪
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♪ Wholesome and kind staid
and refined totally out of my mind ♪
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask see ♪
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
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♪ Whoa look out ♪
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♪ This is the Mask ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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[birds chirping]
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[Mrs. Peenman] 'Ipkiss!'
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[snoring]
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Huh, uh, what?
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Oh, somethin' tells me I didn't
get much sleep last night, Milo.
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[whining]
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[Mrs. Peenman] 'I know
you're in there, Ipkiss!'
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'I can hear you.'
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Uh, and I thought old bats
were supposed to be deaf.
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[knocking on door]
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Why, Mrs. Peenman, hi!
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Now, look I know I'm
five days late on the rent
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but, uh, you know, the
bills have been piling up
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and I'm a little
short on cash...
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Never mind the rent, Ipkiss!
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I got a proposition for you.
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My niece Jennifer is
coming to town this afternoon
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to visit for a couple of days.
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Unfortunately, I gotta prepare
for my big paintball tournament
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can't spend much time with her
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and she don't
know a soul in town.
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Uh-huh, so-so-so wh-what
does that have to do with, uh..
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Oh, no, no, hold on.
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You take her out,
show her around
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and you can skip
this month's rent
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or else consider
yourself evicted.
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Ipkiss, take your
elbows off the table
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sit up straight, I don't
go out with slackers.
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Stop drooling! Ipkiss?
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[Mrs. Peenman] 'Ipkiss?
I don't have all day.'
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'Is it a deal or not?'
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'Ipkiss?'
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Huh? Oh, uh, yes, yes.
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Of course, I'd love to take
Jennifer out, Mrs. Peenman.
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[chuckles]
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Then, be ready at 4 p.m. sharp.
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I don't like stragglers!
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[Ipkiss groaning]
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[Milo panting]
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[clock ticking]
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[Mrs. Peenman]
'It's 4 o'clock, Ipkiss!'
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'Jennifer's here!'
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Look out, Milo.
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Dead man walkin'.
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[instrumental music]
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Well, uh..
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H-h-hello.
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Oh, you must be J-J-J-Jennifer
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and, uh, I guess
that makes me...
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[chuckles] You're Stanley.
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Um, Auntie Pee, he is so sweet.
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He better be. You ready, Ipkiss?
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Yeah, sure, I'm-I'm
ready. Ready to go!
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And here.. Uh, oh, boy.
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You be extra careful
crossing streets.
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Don't talk to strangers.
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And you better have Jennifer
back home early. You got me?
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A-Auntie Pee,
honestly, we'll be fine.
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And you keep your creepo
hands off my niece, Ipkiss
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or else..
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[indistinct chatter]
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Wow, Jennifer.
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You know, I don't
think I've ever met
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an archaeologist before.
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Must be really interesting.
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Yeah, well, it definitely
has its moments.
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I just flew in from a dig at an
ancient Mesopotamian tomb.
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Oh, you wanna see the pictures?
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Yeah, you bet!
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See what I've got
here. Oh! This is me.
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Here I am entering
Gorgonzola's tomb.
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And this is the hall
of a thousand cows.
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And this is when I removed
Gorgonzola's amulet.
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No one had seen it
for over 4000 years.
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See, it's actually a wedge
of cheese encased in amber.
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So, who is this Gorgonzola?
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Legend has it that
she was the evil
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half sister of Parmesano
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the greatest dairy
farmer in Mesopotamia.
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After she got caught trying
to steal her brother's riches
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she became an outcast,
shunned by society.
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She went mad and
vowed that some day
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she would get her revenge.
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Must've have been
lactose intolerant.
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Wow!
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I haven't quite finished
translating the inscription
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but there is supposedly a curse
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on whoever removes
it from the tomb.
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Some kind of,
transformation that occurs
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when the moon is
in its third quarter.
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But, but, you're the
one who removed it.
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[chuckles] Oh, come on, Stanley
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all that stuff about curses
and-and transformations
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is just silly superstition.
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[grunting]
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[chuckles] Yeah, yeah,
right, I mean, you know.
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What a bunch of hooey.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh!
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My goodness, I-I
suddenly feel so..
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Lightheaded.
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You do? Uh, uh, here,
here, you-you sit down.
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[sighs] I-I guess it's
just been a long day
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you know, traveling and all.
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Maybe-maybe it's just jetlag.
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Yeah, y-you wait here, okay.
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I'm going to run to
the convenience store
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down the street and I'm
gonna get you some water.
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Oh, so sweet of you, Stanley.
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[dramatic music]
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[crackling]
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[screams]
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After 4000 years.
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Gorgonzola walks
the Earth once more.
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And now, I shall take my revenge
upon the mortals who treated me
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like so much spoiled milk.
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Pretzels! Get yourself pretzels!
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Oh, I shall have
mine with... cheese.
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[laughing]
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Zap [screaming]
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[laughing]
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Payback time, mortals!
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Vengeance is mine.
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Alright, you weirdo,
you're comin' Downtown.
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Oh, I think not, copper.
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Gorgonzola shall never
be locked up again.
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[laughing]
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[Ipkiss] Okay, here
you go, Jennifer
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just call me Gunga Din.
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Nice cold bottle of, uh..
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J-Jen-Jennifer?
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[instrumental music]
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[laughs] Let every mortal shudder
at the power of Gorgonzola.
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I shall destroy your world.
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[zapping]
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[crackling]
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[tires screeching]
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We are live at the
Edge City Bridge
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which has just been
turned to cheese
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by the creature who
calls herself Gorgonzola.
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What we're witnessin'
is the most powerful
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destructive force that
Edge City has ever...
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Hey!
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I thought I was the
big cheese in town.
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Now anymore, Gorgonzola
is far more powerful than you.
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This cheese woman
stinks, me thinks.
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Now, let me to my task
for nobody upstages.
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The Mask!
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[intense music]
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Ohh, careful, oh!
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[The Mask] 'Must
be a van, ouch!'
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thud This mold faced meddler
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shall get a taste of my
extra sharp cheddar.
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Whoosh
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[hissing]
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Somebody poked me!
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[laughs]
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Now, that should
take care of.. Oh!
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No, no, no, no, you
have to lie down, please
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or else the therapy won't work.
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[instrumental music]
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So, how long have
you had this obsession
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with turning stuff
into... cheese.
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- You dare mock me?
- "You dare mock me?"
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- Stop it!
- "Stop it!"
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Annoying, aren't I?
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But you know what's
really annoying?
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[gibberish]
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Prrrt prrrt prrrt [flatulating]
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But wait, there's more.
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Swoosh
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[screeching]
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[screams]
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The noise!
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Big smile, now!
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Say cheese!
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Aaah!
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Cheese wedgie!
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Ah!
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Nobody wedgies Gorgonzola.
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[zapping]
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[zapping]
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[crackling]
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[laughing]
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Now that's a cheese wedgie.
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[cracking]
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[zipper opening]
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Sorry, that's just not my color.
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You got anythin' in
a nice blue cheese.
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None are impervious
to my powers.
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It's im-impossible!
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[zapping]
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Your offendable
rays can't harm me.
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For I am lactose intolerant man!
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[instrumental music]
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[zapping]
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[crackling]
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Crush that green faced fool!
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[engine revving]
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[horn honking]
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[whirring]
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The all new Mask saw bearer.
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It slices, it dices!
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[music continues]
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I really cut the
cheese that time, huh?
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Didn't see that comin', did ya?
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I've had enough of you!
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Oh, just when we were getting
to know each other so well.
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Aaah!
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[instrumental music]
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[upbeat music]
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[screams]
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Thud Whoa, I thought
green hair was cool
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but this dude's
got it all happenin'.
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Yeah.
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[Mask gibbering]
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He is totally out there.
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[upbeat music]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Yeah, mosh pit!
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Kickin'!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Now I ask you, could
I be anymore hip?
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[screams]
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These horrible sounds!
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What's her problem?
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[screams]
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Oh, well, you know
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she's more of that
new-age music scene.
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You're gonna miss a great party!
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Shake it, sister, shake it!
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[snoring]
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[alarm buzzing]
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[Milo growling]
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[yawning]
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Wow! What a weird dream.
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Well, the whole city
was being turned
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into cheese by a
hideous monster.
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[chuckles] Oh, yeah,
that's pretty silly, huh?
261
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[screams]
262
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,576
[woman on TV] 'And
the city is in chaos'
263
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,705
'after Gorgonzola's
all night rampage'
264
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,295
turned half the Downtown
area into so much Muenster.
265
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:03,610
Wait a minute!
Gorgonzola and that amulet.
266
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:04,794
It looks just like the one...
267
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,234
[Mrs. Peenman] 'Ipkiss!'
268
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:08,546
[knocking on door]
269
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:11,480
'Ipkiss!'
270
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,207
What have you done to my niece?
271
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:16,519
- D-d-done?
- Hmm!
272
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:19,695
Well, I don't know why,
but Jennifer likes you.
273
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:20,869
Now, listen up!
274
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:23,319
I've set up a carriage
drive for the two of you
275
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,528
to Landfill Park this afternoon.
276
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,437
And then you're gonna
take her to the football game
277
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,049
at Edge Stadium tonight.
278
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:31,465
This way, I'll know
where you are.
279
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:35,159
Tonight, well, uh, gee, that,
that is really g-generous of you
280
00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,712
but I-I-I..
281
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,610
I-I-I nothin'!
282
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,716
You don't keep
your end of the deal
283
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:43,132
then you can start packin'.
284
00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:46,032
'Cause you'll be out
on the street tonight!
285
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,205
[Ipkiss chuckles]
286
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:49,794
[sighing] Sounds like
fun, Mrs. Peenman.
287
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,386
[crickets chirping]
288
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:56,974
[horse neighing]
289
00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,498
Stanley, hi.
290
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:06,742
You know, I'm so sorry
291
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,986
for disappearing on
you like that last night.
292
00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:10,263
Y-yeah.
293
00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:13,645
Um, where did you go?
294
00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:16,752
Well, to be honest,
I-I don't know.
295
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,061
You know, I can hardly remember
296
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:19,617
getting back to my
aunt's apartment.
297
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,757
Uh, Jen-Jennifer
298
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:24,691
I think there's something you
should know about the amulet.
299
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,348
Oh, oh, Stanley,
I forgot to tell you
300
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,798
I finished translating
the inscription.
301
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,673
[Jennifer] Climb in,
I'll tell you all about it.
302
00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:32,354
[horse neighing]
303
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,114
The inscription
says that in the light
304
00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:35,495
of the third quarter moon
305
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:38,498
the bearer of the
amulet transforms into...
306
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,155
Some kind of
nasty-looking monster
307
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,398
with awesome destructive
dairy related powers?
308
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,537
How did you know that?
309
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,470
[chuckles] Just a crazy hunch.
310
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:46,859
Y-y-you know,
Jennifer, you really
311
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,542
ought to return that
thing to its tomb.
312
00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:50,613
Oh, Stanley,
don't be ridiculous.
313
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:52,546
[yawning]
314
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:57,413
Oh, my, the ride is making
me so, um, so drowsy.
315
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,863
Hmm.
316
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,971
I need to get that
amulet off her before..
317
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,765
[crackling]
318
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,457
What of the amulet?
319
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:08,942
You wouldn't be thinking of
320
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:12,670
returning it to my tomb, in
order to imprison me again
321
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,534
would you?
322
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,294
N-no, no, no, no, of course not.
323
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,296
I-I mean, the-the-the
thought never crossed my...
324
00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:20,850
Liar! Prepare to meet
your cheesy doom.
325
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,369
[galloping]
326
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,130
Oh!
327
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:28,065
[zapping]
328
00:15:28,134 --> 00:15:29,480
[screams]
329
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,552
[panting]
330
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:34,416
I thought you might
come in handy.
331
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,144
[zapping]
332
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:48,292
Mmm, tickets to a stadium.
333
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:49,845
[chuckles]
334
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:54,091
A chance to curdle thousands
of mortals in one fell swoop.
335
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,747
[laughs]
336
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:58,371
Aah! How delightful.
337
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,408
[instrumental music]
338
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:08,346
[crickets chirping]
339
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:15,836
Wow, cool-lookin' mask.
340
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:21,325
Hey, kinda looks like
you on a bad night.
341
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:23,672
Hey! It's mine, give it back!
342
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:25,225
[laughs]
343
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:26,744
Oh!
344
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,713
[laughs]
345
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,406
What a dorky-lookin' statue.
346
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:36,443
Hey, maybe this
will improve his looks.
347
00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:39,826
[thunder crashing]
348
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,518
Cheezin'!
349
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,973
Now, alright, you punks
350
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,906
I'm gonna have to
blow you away, see.
351
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:54,047
[fan whirring]
352
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,463
[screaming]
353
00:16:58,258 --> 00:17:01,227
[blows air] And away, we go!
354
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,782
[crowd cheering]
355
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:17,760
Man, these get-ups
get wilder every year.
356
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,073
[man on PA] 'It's
third in 15, sports fans.'
357
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,731
'And all teams gonna
need a big pass play.'
358
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,527
'Ayer takes the snappin'..'
359
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:28,564
'My, oh, my, it's the old
Statue of Liberty play.'
360
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,567
Wait, just one doggone minute.
361
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,604
Somethin' cheesy
is goin' on here.
362
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:34,777
You bet it is.
363
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,609
Attention, attention, mortals!
364
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,507
The last thing you smell
365
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,510
will be the sweet
stench of my revenge.
366
00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:44,649
[zapping]
367
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:45,892
[crackling]
368
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,517
[zapping]
369
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,245
[laughs]
370
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,903
Alright, Gorgonzola, come
out with your hands up!
371
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:59,043
It's the SWAT team!
372
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,251
[instrumental music]
373
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,459
Whip
374
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:05,532
thud
375
00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:09,467
[man on PA] 'The Mask
snaps the ball back to..'
376
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,712
'...The Mask!'
377
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:15,024
'He hurls the ball
into the end zone to..'
378
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:17,612
'...The Mask.'
379
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:18,718
'He's got her, he doesn't'
380
00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:19,926
'he does, he doesn't.'
381
00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:23,688
'My, oh, my, that was unmanly!'
382
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,691
[crowd cheering]
383
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:33,319
Perhaps, you have an appetite
for some of my string cheese.
384
00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:35,597
[screams]
385
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:38,289
Maybe later, I'm a
little uptight right now.
386
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,635
[grunts]
387
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,050
Oh! Ow-ow! Whoa! Whoa!
388
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:44,226
[whirring]
389
00:18:46,677 --> 00:18:48,127
Round up time.
390
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:51,060
And I'm a gonna rope
me a cheese doggy.
391
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,272
Yee-haw!
392
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:59,793
Thud Hope you
had a pleasant flight.
393
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,726
Bye-bye, bye-bye!
394
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:04,212
[machine whirring]
395
00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,075
[screams]
396
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:10,528
[birds chirping]
397
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,675
I know I've been a rotten
kid, Miss Cheese Lady
398
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,574
but please, please,
please don't zap me
399
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,403
'with that cheesy
stare of yours again.'
400
00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:25,819
[instrumental music]
401
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:29,996
On account of, I'm so
weak from our battle
402
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:33,896
it would turn me into
cheese this time for sure.
403
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,726
Oh, really.
404
00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:37,521
[slurping]
405
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,764
[zapping]
406
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,904
Back at you..
407
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,734
No!
408
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:46,702
[instrumental music]
409
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:52,950
This little piggy needs
to go all the way home.
410
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:02,201
[whirring]
411
00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:13,073
[screams]
412
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:18,320
[instrumental music]
413
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:23,394
[buzzing]
414
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:41,895
Whoa, oh.
415
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:46,245
Now, I get to play
hero with Stanley's girl.
416
00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:51,008
Ipkiss, I told you to get
my niece home early.
417
00:20:51,077 --> 00:20:52,734
Wait till I get my hands on you!
418
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:55,012
On the other hand..
419
00:20:58,187 --> 00:21:00,468
Why not let Stanley get
the credit for saving the girl.
420
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,053
[thunder crashing]
421
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,402
Jennifer! It's you!
422
00:21:05,471 --> 00:21:08,197
[chuckles] Well, of
course it's me, Stanley.
423
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,647
Who-who were you expecting?
424
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:12,029
Well, uh, nobody.
425
00:21:12,098 --> 00:21:14,065
How in the world
did we get here?
426
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:18,932
It's a re-e-ally long story.
427
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,694
Well, do you think maybe you
could tell me over breakfast?
428
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,005
I suddenly got a craving
429
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,732
for a thick drippy
triple cheese omelet.
430
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,355
[gulps]
431
00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:33,361
[theme music]
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