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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe when they made me
Yeah they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid
and refined, totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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[men arguing]
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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[laughing]
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Speaking of dough,
time to rise and shine!
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With Chef Mask's
fast-rising yeast!
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- Ooh!
- [both] Ooh!
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Now that's what
I call "fluffy buns."
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[laughs]
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Oh, honey, I'm home!
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Fear not, my petites,
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you are now safe with me.
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Liberated from those
oppressive, snooty bakers.
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[knocking]
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[Mrs. Peenman] Ipkiss!
I want a word with you!
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[gasps] Sacre bleu! We
have been discovered!
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We should hide! We should run!
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We should... Let
Stanley deal with this.
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[grunting]
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Huh?
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Not again!
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Ugh, only a pig'll
be able to eat all this.
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[belches]
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[Stanley sighs]
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[Mrs. Peenman] Ipkiss!
Open up! I know you're in there!
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[mumbling indistinctly]
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Hello, Mrs. Peenman.
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Ipkiss, we have strict rules
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against harboring
illegal immigrants here.
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Illegal immigrants?
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Don't you play dumb with me!
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I heard French
being spoken in there.
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French? Oh, yes! Oh,
yes! That was the TV!
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You see, there's a Marcel
Marseau movie marathon on and,
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[chuckles] sue me, I had
the volume up too loud.
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[chuckles]
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Then what about all
these French pastries!
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[stammering] I'm having
a bake sale. Yeah, see?
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Here, have a pie. [yells]
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Ugh!
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That's it! I'm calling
the immigration cops!
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Whew! That should do it.
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As we go downtown,
where Mayor Tilton
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is ready to cut the
ribbon at the opening of.
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Edge City's new mega mall.
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Yes, the new
mega mall has it all!
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It has 15 ice
rinks, 167 theaters,
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21 opera houses and 1,230...
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Boy, Milo, I tell you, buddy,
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I would hate to be
at that mall today.
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I mean fighting that sweaty,
shoving opening-day crowd. Ugh!
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Not this boy.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Stanley, my man. Charlie here.
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Listen, buddy, I need
you to run downtown.
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Our new branch
over at the mega mall
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is having trouble
opening its vault.
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But... you're the bank manager.
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I mean, that's your job.
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Right, right, and
normally I'd do it,
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but, well, I've got a big
date tonight, and, well...
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I'm getting my back waxed.
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- [tearing]
- [screams]
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[crowd chattering]
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[man] I can't wait to shop.
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Oh, yeah, this place
is something, all right.
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Ooh.
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[man] I can't wait to shop.
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[chattering]
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How am I gonna find the bank?
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[announcer] Attention, shoppers.
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Shoelace City is now
having a two-for-one sale.
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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You, my friend, are
way out of shape.
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Time to get you into
one of these babies.
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Our new combination
treadmill, muscle massager
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and cappuccino maker.
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But look, I really
don't have the...
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Now let's lube those tired, achy
muscles with a little massage.
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Hey, ow! Ow! It
doesn't bend that way!
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Wow, the cappuccino's ready.
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[breathing heavily]
Thanks. I could really...
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Uh, uh, uh.
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This is for me.
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You're in no shape to
drink cappuccino, dude.
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[beeping]
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Hey! Sorry, but
you can't park here!
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This is a loading zone!
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[engines revving]
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[yelling]
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[panting]
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OK, I'm here to open the...
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- We want our money!
- [shouting]
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Well, well, look at all
the happy shoppers.
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Clear out the place, mates!
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I'd do it myself,
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but my trick knee's
acting up again.
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OK, let's see.
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Left 36, right 27... no 28.
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Carry the four, add two...
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[whooping]
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[screaming]
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Turn both handles
counterclockwise
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and press the keypad
with your elbow
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while holding down
the pound key and...
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Voila! It's...
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not opening.
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You stupid vault!
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[chattering]
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Play your cards right
and nobody gets hurt.
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Huh?
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[beeping]
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OK, boss,
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we're in and everything
is going according to plan.
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Excellent, Pete, I'm on my way.
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Eh, eh, eh. Naughty, naughty.
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We don't want to alarm
nobody, now do we, mate?
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[laughs]
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The watches, too!
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And don't forget any spare
change you might have.
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Come on, I gotta stall these
guys until the police get here.
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Say, fellas! Hi!
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Have you guys heard
about our Christmas club?
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It is never too early to
start saving, you know.
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Here, now, what's
all this about?
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They wants us to join
the Christmas club.
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Oh, he does, does he?
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[laughs]
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[all laughing]
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I don't think so!
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[gulps]
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You'll get a free
toaster if you do.
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[laughing]
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Blimey! Sign me up!
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Fill out six of these,
this one in triplicate,
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I'll need a co-signer
on this one,
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and two forms of
ID plus... copies.
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Nice try, little man.
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Distract my men again,
and I'll rip out your spleen.
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Into the vault, you imbeciles.
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[chattering]
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You'll never get away
with this, you know.
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Let me tell you
something, buster,
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this mall has the
tightest security in town.
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Oh, yeah, security's
tight all right.
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Tied up real tight.
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[guard grunting]
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[alarm beeping]
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Boss, the whole place
has been shut down.
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Nobody's getting in or out!
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So, you were saying
about security?
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Well, since no one's
getting in or out,
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that makes you all my hostages.
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And if my demands aren't met,
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the hostages get wasted.
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[gulps]
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You know, a hostage is
a terrible thing to waste.
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Move them out into the
atrium where it's nice and cozy.
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I've got special plans for you.
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[siren wailing]
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The whole place is
locked up tight as a drum.
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We got a situation here, Doyle.
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So how come we're the
only ones here, lieutenant?
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All of the units are
on a city-wide manhunt
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for whoever ransacked the
Bastille Bakery this morning.
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Boy, I sure hope
they catch that guy.
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That's the department's
favorite doughnut shop.
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I tell you, Doyle, there's a
lot of sick puppies in this town.
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Now? Am I on? OK.
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People of Edge City,
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I and several others
are being held hostage
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in the new mega mall.
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[whines]
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Our captors demand that
a helicopter be delivered
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on the roof within the hour
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so they can make their getaway.
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If these demands aren't met,
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they're going to start...
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w-w-wasting the hostages.
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Ipkiss, I shoulda known
this was an inside job.
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So at a time like this,
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there is no reason to
mask our fears, hmm?
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Oh.
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I hope we can bring this
mask-querade to an end soon.
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[growling]
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[panting]
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With this money, I'll be able
to finance our next big crime.
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Here's your share, boys.
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Spend it well.
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Now I can get my
moped repainted!
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Oh, I'm getting myself
a lovely spiked helmet!
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I'm going to get a new tattoo.
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Yeah, I'm gonna open up me
a Victorian bed and breakfast
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in the country, I am.
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And plant me some wild
flowers along the road,
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and take the used petals
and make potpourri and...
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Eh, why is everyone
looking at me?
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[shouting]
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[whining]
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[panting]
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[whines]
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[growling]
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[growls]
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[groaning]
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Come on, I gotta be able
to get the police on this stuff.
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Uh, hello?
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Can anybody hear me?
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Hmm, June? May! Mayday! Mayday!
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[static]
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Help, police! Uh,
10-4, good buddy!
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Is anybody there?
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Ipkiss, what are you up to?
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Kellaway, listen, listen...
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Lonnie the Shark has
just taken over the mall.
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You don't fool me, Ipkiss.
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I saw that statement
you read on TV.
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You're in cahoots
with the crooks.
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No! They made me read that.
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The hostages are being
held in the atrium, OK?
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Lonnie the Shark and
his thugs are responsible.
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Get him now!
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They're big and they're ugly,
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and they smell bad, kinda
like stinky old sweatsocks
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filled with day-old salami.
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It is the worst smell...
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[chuckles nervously]
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Uh, you know,
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sweatsocks and salami are two of
the most beloved smells in the world.
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You know, honest.
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Uh, you know, I already
had my workout today,
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so it's not really a thing...
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Come, come, you really must
learn to push yourself harder, my boy.
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[laughing]
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[panting] Milo, where are you?
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00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,605
[growling]
258
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,001
Oh!
259
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,005
[panting]
260
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,769
[panting heavily]
261
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,840
[laughing]
262
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,534
[chattering]
263
00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,371
Oh!
264
00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:02,487
OK, you lowlifes,
265
00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:04,248
we're agreeing to your demands.
266
00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,767
The chopper will be on
the roof in 20 minutes.
267
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:09,978
Excellent,
lieutenant. Excellent.
268
00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:12,428
They're gonna get
their chopper all right,
269
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:15,984
but we'll be on the rooftop
to bust them when they do.
270
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:19,228
Ugh, I'm feeling kinda
nauseous, lieutenant.
271
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,887
[belches] I think I may have
had too many doughnuts.
272
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:27,927
[stammers, yells]
273
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,033
- [grunts]
- Ow!
274
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,183
You see that green face, Doyle?
275
00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:36,521
First Ipkiss, now the Mask.
276
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,144
They're both in on it.
277
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,180
Gee, lieutenant,
278
00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:42,631
I don't remember
the Mask having a tail.
279
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,081
[belches]
280
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,876
You don't have a barf
bag on you, do you?
281
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,877
[retches]
282
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,017
Doyle!
283
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,784
[panting]
284
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,131
Milo! Oh, good boy!
285
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,517
Oh, this could be bad.
286
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:09,382
Oh, come on, boy. Here, Milo!
287
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:17,528
Now, aren't you the
mangiest mutts I've ever seen.
288
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:18,597
[laughs]
289
00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:19,564
[growling]
290
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,118
[barking]
291
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,914
You smelly little fleabags!
292
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,364
[laughs]
293
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:39,412
Ow! Keep away from
me, you scary dog.
294
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,414
[yells]
295
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:50,630
Blimey!
296
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:51,907
[grunt]
297
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:55,290
[stammering] There's
a monster dog after me.
298
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,843
[panting]
299
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:02,124
You're in for some
severe discipline
300
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:04,023
when this caper is over, Pete.
301
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,410
Give Poppa some ointment,
302
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:15,517
'cause he can really
feel the burn today!
303
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,424
Gets that bloke!
304
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,254
He'll ruin everything!
305
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:31,257
I'd do it myself, but
this bloomin' psoriasis
306
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:33,638
has chapped me
hand something awful.
307
00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:37,056
Guten Tag, lovely
day for a skate, ya!
308
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,202
[yells, grunts]
309
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:49,896
Young fella, you need
to be taught a lesson.
310
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:52,243
But first!
311
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,590
Martian Kung-fu
Kickboxer Part Two?
312
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:59,147
You know, part one was
like my favorite flick of all time.
313
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,217
Donnie!
314
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:03,668
There's this green-faced
bloke out to get me.
315
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:07,776
Just like that monster
dog you saw earlier?
316
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:10,779
Now, gather the men,
our chopper has landed.
317
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,128
Hurry it up, Doyle!
318
00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:18,890
[grunting]
319
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,340
[screaming]
320
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,967
What's all that racket!
321
00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:32,180
It's not nice to mess with
Mr. Mask's movie-going experience.
322
00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:39,014
- [bell dings]
- Going down?
323
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:41,741
Going down?
324
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,639
[all yelling]
325
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:51,613
Ground floor: Laundry
World, Hall of Cheese,
326
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,856
and the International
House of Velcro.
327
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:58,275
Speaking of which... [yelling]
328
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,416
[grunt]
329
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:05,040
[laughing] Why don't you
boys hang out a little, huh?
330
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:07,180
I'll be back in a jiff.
331
00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:09,148
[crying]
332
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:12,599
I just love a happy ending.
333
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:15,084
I wish my buddies were here.
334
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:23,955
Hey, they were
supposed to stick around.
335
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,578
[engine revving]
336
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,272
Ram him good, maties!
337
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,894
Thanks for the lift.
338
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,725
Drop me off at the
big-screen TV store, will ya?
339
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:36,105
[tires screech]
340
00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,319
[Pete] OK, tough guy!
341
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:45,253
Now you're gonna
get electri-fried.
342
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,495
[crackling]
343
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:47,564
[dogs barking]
344
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,813
Hey, hey! Get back,
you rotten mongrels!
345
00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,711
[screams]
346
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:02,822
Make guacamole out
of that green-faced punk.
347
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:07,654
All right, Biff, Muffy and Brad,
348
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,069
hot tub time!
349
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,455
What you fellas
need is a helping of...
350
00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:18,044
Grandpa Mask's
Instant Ice Flakes.
351
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:20,702
Cold and icy makes
it twice as nicey.
352
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,290
[shivering]
353
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,362
[Kellaway] All right, freeze!
354
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:31,195
Um, I think they're
already froze, lieutenant.
355
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,508
[dispatcher]
Attention, all units!
356
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:34,957
Hey, guess what?
357
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:38,789
Our guys are closing in on the
bakery thief from this morning.
358
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,585
Uh-oh, better go
hide the evidence.
359
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,452
I may have caught
Loni the Shark,
360
00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:50,697
but the real mastermind,
the Mask, got away.
361
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:54,494
Not to mention that
wimp... Stanley Ipkiss!
362
00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:58,015
I tell ya, he's harboring illegal
Frenchmen in his apartment,
363
00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,396
and I want him busted!
364
00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:00,914
Hold on a minute.
365
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:04,228
A croissant? Well,
who lives here anyway?
366
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:08,991
I do, but Ipkiss lives
over... [screams]
367
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,822
So you're the one that
burgled the Bastille Bakery.
368
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,479
No, I tell you, it's Ipkiss!
369
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:15,239
Will you just wait a second?
370
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,516
Read my lips!
371
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,794
Don't you... Don't you touch me!
372
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:23,558
[French accent]
Somebody stop me!
373
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:24,627
No?
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