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♪ I GOT YOU WITH MY WINNING SMILE ♪

♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪

♪ JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR FAIRE ♪

♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO, ROMAN-GRECO ♪

♪ ROCOCO, BAROCCO, BEBOP, HIP HOP, FLIP FLOP ♪

♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪

♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES LIKE MINE ♪

♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN I STAND OUT IN A CROWD ♪

♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪

♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪

♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪

♪ ARCH-VILLAINS AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪

♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪

♪ GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪

♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪

♪ OPEN UP WIDE AND REALLY SHOUT ♪

♪ OHH, LOOK OUT ♪

♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪

♪ SMOKIN' ♪♪

OH, I LOVE TEARJERKERS.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE KILLER CRAB CAKES GOT FRIED.

I'll GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO REALLY CRY ABOUT, MASK!

YOU'VE GOT ME, LIEUTENANT.

CUFF ME.

THROW THE BOOK AT ME.

TAKE AWAY MY TV PRIVILEGES.

MAKE ME CAST A VOTE.

BUT FIRST... OHH!

♪

IS A WHAM, BAM, SLAM DUNK.

TWO POINTS FOR THE HOME TEAM.

THE CROWD ROARS.

BASK, BASK, BASK, BASK.

WILL SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE?

TENNIS, ANYONE?

OH RATS, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M ON DUTY AND I...

SINGLES IT IS.

AHH!

♪

I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG, AND I THINK I WILL!

HA HA HA!

♪

WELL, UM, OKAY, I'M COMING.

WHERE IS IT... GIVE ME THE PHONE.

HELLO?

STANLEY, YOU'VE GOT TO GO TO THE AIRPORT ASAP.

I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT PACKAGE COMING IN

AND I NEED YOU TO PICK IT UP.

BUT, CHARLIE, I...

STANLEY, BUDDY, THIS IS URGENT BANK BUSINESS.

IF I DON'T GET THAT PACKAGE BY NOON, YOU'RE FIRED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE... IT'S 5:30.

UGH, DON'T WORRY, CHARLIE, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

♪

HELP!

HEY, COME ON.

COME ON, THIS IS SO BOGUS.

SPLITTIN' ME UP FROM MY BEST AND ONLY BUD.

AT LEAST YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON, DAK.

THEY'RE STICKING ME IN THE AQUARIUM.

NO WAY, WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT OF HERE NOW.

♪

WAY TO LEAVE 'EM FLAT, DAK.

YOU'RE A TRUE BUD.

TO THE END.

I HOPE CHARLIE APPRECIATES THIS, MILO.

MAN, THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.

JUST A MINUTE, SIR.

I NEED TO SEE SOME ID.

ID... OH, YEAH, SURE.

I'VE GOT IT RIGHT... HOW'D THAT GET THERE?

AHH!

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

PUTTY THING AND FISH GUY?

HERE?

WE ARE THE TERRIBLE TWO!

WE'RE HERE TO SCULPIFY YOU.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA NEED YOU KNOW WHO AFTER ALL.

IT'S THAT GREEN HEAD GUY.

EAT CROP DUST, MUTANT TRASH!

BUT FIRST...

SO, WHAT'S ON THE MENU TODAY, HUH?

HOW ABOUT COFFEE, TEA, AND ME, ME, ME?

AHH!

IS IT MY BREATH?

IS MY UNDERWEAR SHOWING?

DO I HAVE A PIECE OF SPINACH STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH?

GUESS NOT.

RIGHTEOUS BULL'S-EYE, BIG DUDE.

I HATE TO SOUND BENT OUT OF SHAPE,

BUT YOU BOYS ARE CRAMPING MY STYLE!

WRITE, "I WILL NOT WRECK ANY MORE AIRPLANES EVER AGAIN"

1,000 TIMES, NOW!

YES, TEACHER.

UM, EDDIE, HOW DO YOU SPELL "I"?

NO TALKING!

COME ON, DAK, GO AND, YOU KNOW, LIKE, TOTAL, LIKE,

GREEN HEAD DUDE.

HEY!

♪

OH, THIS IS WAY TOO SMALL.

SORRY, BUT I GOTTA THROW YOU BACK, FISH FRY.

OKAY, THAT'S FISH GUY.

WHATEVER.

AHH!

OW, MY FIN.

NOW, THIS IS A REAL CATCH.

♪

DAK, HE'S MAKIN' FUN OF ME.

OH, CHILL, EDDIE.

YOU KNOW, YOUR GRIEVAGE IS SERIOUSLY BUMMING ME OUT.

OH, SORRY, DAK.

I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL HAVE MEGA COOL POWERS LIKE YOU.

YEAH, LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU'RE SUCH A LAME-A-ZOID.

AWW, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

YOU'VE HURT THE LITTLE GUPPY'S FEELINGS.

JUST BACK OFF, MAN!

WHOA!

NOW, THAT'S A NEW ONE.

♪

GOTTA SAVE IT FOR THE FILE.

HEY, I APPRECIATE THE CRUSH, BUT I GOTTA GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY

REALLY WELL BEFORE THEY BECOME MY MAIN SQUEEZE.

EDDIE?

DAK.

I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHIN' BEFORE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO, YOU KNOW, LIKE, FINISH OFF THE GREEN GUY,

HUH?

YEAH.

SURE.

WHATEVER.

THIS SUCKS!

WHOA!

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND

ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND

HUH?

NO, IT CAN'T BE!

ABSO-FABSO, FISH GUY.

NO MORE FISH GUY.

FROM NOW ON I'M ULTRA COOL MEGA SHARK DUDE.

DUDE.

WELL, GOOD TO KNOW YOU'VE GOT SUPERPOWERS AND COOL AS MINE.

GUESS THE LAME-A-ZOID DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

OH, PFFT, YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD ABOUT THAT, ARE YOU, EDDIE?

HA HA HA.

FORGET IT, DAK.

I'VE GOT MONDO COOLER POWERS THAN YOU.

I'M GOIN' SOLO!

OH, THIS IS WAY, MONDO BOGUS!

I FEEL EXTRA GNARLY!

MEGA SUPER, EVEN!

HOW, JUST LIKE INSECTOR, THE BUG MAN,

IT'S RAD PLUS INFINITY.

I AM SHARK DUDE!

MILO, THIS IS HORRIBLE.

♪

I AM THE TERRIBLE ONE!

HA HA HA!

A TOOL.

MILO, I'VE GOTTA GET THE MASK AWAY FROM HIM

BEFORE HE TRASHES THE WHOLE CITY.

ALL RIGHT, I'll JUST GET A BRAND-NEW BUD.

LIKE, LIKE... LIKE THIS GUY!

SEE, EDDIE?

I ALREADY GOT ME A BRAND-NEW BUD.

SHH, QUIET, MILO.

HE MAY BE THE KEY TO GETTING THE MASK BACK,

YOU KNOW...

PUTTY, FISH GUY WAS NOTHING BEFORE HE STARTED

WEARING THAT MASK

NOW, YOU WANNA GET BACK AT HIM?

YANK OFF THE MASK.

OH, AS IF.

HE'S TOTALLY MEGA STRONG.

OH, COURAGE, DUDE.

COME ON, THEY DON'T CALL YOU "PUTTY THING"

FOR NOTHIN', RIGHT?

YEAH.

YEAH, MAN.

YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'... YOU'RE THE MOST RIGHTEOUS BUD

OF THEM ALL.

I'M HONORED.

OKAY, THIS IS MAJOR YAWNAGE.

I GOTTA TRY OUT A NEW POWER.

RAGIN', JUST LIKE DR. OCTOPOID MAN,

BUT IT'S MONDO COOLER ON ME!

SHARK DUDE!

MASK.

GET... NOW!

OH, RIGHT, I'M SUPPOSED TO GET HIS MASK.

HA HA HA.

YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR SHARK DUDE!

♪

AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR YOU!

WHOA, WHOA!

THAT'S COOL, WE'RE BOOKIN'.

THAT'S A BIG NEGATIVE, YOU'RE YESTERDAY'S ROAD KILL.

CHECK THIS NEW POWER OUT.

I'M BIGGER THAN GARGANTUAN MAN.

♪

MASK!

OH YEAH, DUH, RIGHT.

GIVE... ME... THE... MASK... DUDE!

♪

BUMMER.

SPINNING.

OH, GOOD ONE, STANLEY.

JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIZZY DOESN'T MEAN

YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME FOR A SPIN.

ALL RIGHT, WORLD.

ARE YOU GONNA STOP TWIRLING ' AROUND

OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO GET TOUGH?

OH, MY NEW BEST BUD'S GONE.

HEY, WHAT DID YOU AND FISH GUY DO WITH STANLEY?

AH, SORRY FOR DISUSING YOU, DAK.

I NEVER HAD COOL POWERS LIKE YOU BEFORE.

PUT A FORK IN OUR FRIENDSHIP, MAN,

IT'S DONE.

AHH!

FROM NOW ON, I WILL ONLY COMMUNICATE

THROUGH THE POETRY OF DANCE.

GREEN GUY'S IN TOTAL OZONE LAND.

PARTY ON, DUDE.

SYNC.

LET'S BRINK ON PUTTY THING, LIKE, SOFTEN HIM UP,

MELT HIM DOWN.

YOU KNOW, WASTE HIM?

YEAH, PLEASE.

HASTE LA VISTA, GIRLY BODY MAN.

EXCUSE ME.

HI, COULD I BORROW A CUP OF PLUTONIUM?

STANLEY!

WHERE YOU HIDING '?

STANLEY'S NOT AT HOME RIGHT NOW,

BUT YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!

OH, BOGUS, MAN.

MY BODY IS WON KIN ' OUT.

HA HA HA.

ACES, BRO.

THE SLUSHIEST ARE ON ME.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

TOTALLY RAD!

OH, OH, OH.

I GOTTA SHOW THIS TO STANLEY.

♪

FREEZE, MASK!

RIGHTLY, HA HA HA!

CAN THE COMEDY, GREEN GUY.

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

OKAY DONKEY, ARTICHOKE, BUT CAN I RIDE

IN THE FRONT THIS TIME?

YOU PROMISED.

HEY, I ALWAYS RIDE IN THE FRONT.

PUT A LID ON IT, DOYLE, THE MASK IS UNDER ARREST, FINALLY.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU?

YOU'RE JUST A FISH.

I'll GIVE YOU A RIDE TO THE BEACH.

♪

OKAY, TELL US EVERYTHING, MASK,

OR YOU'RE GONNA BE TURNED INSIDE OUT.

NO!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

NO!

SPARE ME.

I'll TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

I WANNA HEAR IT ALL: DATES, NUMBERS,

EVEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.

IT'S BLUE.

I MEAN, PLAID.

HONEST!

PARTY'S OVER, MASK.

ALL I REALLY WANNA KNOW IS WHO'S UNDER THIS MASK.

HEY.

LAY OFF HIM.

♪

NOW THAT'S A WAKE-UP CALL.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING '.

MR. ONE-AND-ONLY IS BACK, AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, FISH FRY.

THAT'S FISH GUY.

WHATEVER.

DON'T MAKE A MOVE, MASK.

THANKS, IT'S BEEN A SLICE, SORRY, CAN'T STAY.

MUTANT ON THE LOOSE, GOTTA GO, BYE-BYE.

PUTTY FUDDY DUDDY TOTALS THE CITY,

THAT WOULD PUT A REAL CRIMP IN MY SOCIAL LIFE.

STANLEY!

OH, WHERE YOU HIDING ', MY NEW BEST BUD?

STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.

GET THREE SHOTS AND WIN YOURSELF A KEWPIE DOLL.

♪

GIVE IT UP, GREEN HEAD GUY.

WHERE'S STANLEY?

ALL RIGHT, PUTTY FOR BRAINS, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

TIME FOR MY SECRET WEAPON.

YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GONNA HATE MYSELF FOR THIS

IN THE MORNING.

OH, STANLEY, WHERE YOU BEEN, BIG DUDE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOAST.

HEY, HEY, LET'S RAGE, LIKE, SMASH AND TRASH, OH!

OH, PUT.

STANLEY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?

SOMEBODY SMASHING A CEMENT MIXER

FROM THE INSIDE.

COOL, MONDO COOL.

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

HA HA, DUMB AS A STONE, AND TRAPPED.

NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CALL LIEUTENANT CALLAWAY,

AND I AM... MILO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

♪

HUH?

WHOA.

IS THIS A GREAT RIDE OR WHAT?

WHOA!

STOP IT, MILO!

LET GO NOW!

SUPER BUMMER.

MY POWER'S GONE, AND I'M STUCK.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT BECAUSE YOU WON'T

BE NEEDING PLUTONIUM BREATH... IN JAIL.

NEITHER WILL YOU, PIKES.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR AIDING AND ABETTING

ESCAPED CRIMINALS.

AND YOU'RE ALSO FIRED!

I'M TAKING YOU AND YOUR LITTLE PARTNER

STRAIGHT TO MAXIMUM SECURITY.

EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT, BUT DIDN'T HE STOP

PUTTY THING AND ALL?

I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT MAKE HIM TECHNICALLY, I DON'T KNOW,

SORT OF A HERO?

HMM, "EDGE CITY SAVINGS: HOME OF HERO STANLEY PIKES ."

I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.

PLEASE, DON'T YOU MEAN, "FORMER HOME OF FIRED HERO"?

FIRED?

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FIRED?

LIEUTENANT, I DEMAND YOU RELEASE THIS MAN AT ONCE!

YOU LUCKED OUT THIS TIME, PIKES.

BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU SLIP UP, I'll BE ON YOU SO FAST.

IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!

OH, NO, NO.

OH PLEASE, DON'T MENTION SPINNING HEADS.

THINK ABOUT IT, STANLEY,

"EDGE CITY SAVINGS: A HEROIC FORM OF BANKING."

OH, THANKS, BUDDY.

UH, I ALMOST FORGOT, CHARLIE, YOUR PACKAGE.

♪

URGENT BANK BUSINESS?

AW, DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD.

THE DAY WOULD'VE BEEN A WASH IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.

REALLY?

THANKS, DAK.

CHEESY SLEAZE RAG.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ME.

MAIL CALL.

PACKAGE FOR "POTTY THING AND FISH FRY."

THAT'S PUTTY THING AND FISH GUY!

SURPRISE!

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO FOR A SPIN?

♪

WHOA!

DON'T STOP THE MADNESS!

ROUND, AND ROUND, AND ROUND SHE GOES, WHERE SHE STOPS,

WHO CARES?

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