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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ♪
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♪ ROCOCO, BARROCO, ♪
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♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED, ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OHHHH... LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪
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♪ SSSSMOKIN' ♪♪
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♪
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SWEDISH KARAOKE NIGHT
AT THE COCOA BONGO.
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FIRST, I WIN THE PRIZE TONIGHT,
THEN EAT A CHIMICHANGO.
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CAN THIS BOY SING, OR WHAT?
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PIPE DOWN IN THERE, IPKISS!
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YOU'RE MAKING MY
AFRICAN VIOLETS DROOP!
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THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S
DROOPING ON THE OLD BAG.
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MM-MM-MM, I TELL YA, POOCH.
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EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC.
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BUT APPEARANCE-WISE,
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THIS BOY DEFINITELY
GETS TWO THUMBS UP!
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ONLY ONE THING MISSING
TO COMPLETE THE ENSEMBLE:
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MY LUCKY FEATHER.
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YEAH, SHE CAME INTO MY LIFE,
ONE VERY SPECIAL EVENING.
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BROUGHT ME LUCK EVER SINCE.
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AND TONIGHT WILL
BE NO EXCEPTION!
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AND THE WINNER OF OUR
SWEDISH KARAOKE CONTEST:
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OOH, THE MASK!
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STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS
CAP AND CALLED IT: SMOKIN'!
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THERE NOW... COMFY, ARE WE?
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HOW ABOUT SOME RAP
MUSIC TO UNWIND WITH?
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HEY!
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OH, I GET IT.
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RAP'S NOT YOUR
BAG, HUH, GIRLFRIEND?
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WELL, MAYBE SOME
EASY LISTENING, THEN.
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THAT'S RIGHT: IT'S THE
MASK'S GREATEST HITS.
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ALL MASK, ALL THE TIME.
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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OH, MRS. P, OH, MRS. P, HOW
UGLY ARE YOUR CURLERS.
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BETTER USE THESE.
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WOULDN'T WANT TO
DISTURB THE NEIGHBORS.
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AARGH!
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ENJOY, MILADY.
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AND I USE THE TERM LOOSELY.
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TIME CHECK?
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AT THE TONE, THE TIME
WILL BE... AH, GOOD.
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PLENTY OF TIME!
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NOW, ON TO THE COCOA-
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HMM, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.
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SHOES SHINY, SUIT ZOOTY,
HAT JAUNTY, FEATHER... GONEY!
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MY LUCKY FEATHER!
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WORRY NOT, OH FEATHER.
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I SHALL RETURN
YOU TO YOUR TETHER!
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NOW I'VE HEARD OF CRUST
THAT'S LIGHT AS A FEATHER,
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BUT OOH-HOO, THIS HERE
IS "PLUME" RIDICULOUS!
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LUCKILY, I'M KEEPING AN EYE OUT
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FOR THAT LITTLE
OL' FEATHER OF MINE.
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WHATEVER YOU'RE
BAKING, I'M TAKING!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, BUDDY,
I WAS HERE FIRST.
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OH, SURE, NO PROBLEM... SORRY.
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SAY, EVER SEEN ANYBODY DO THIS?
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I THINK I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.
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COMPLIMENTARY BARF BAG?
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AND NOW, TO RETRIEVE
MY PRECIOUS LITTLE...
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COME BACK HERE, YOU!
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HELLO, POLICE?
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I WANNA REPORT A PIZZA-NAPPING.
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WELL, IT WAS GREEN.
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GREEN, HUH?
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SAY NO MORE.
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SO YOU'RE FILING
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AN "INTENT TO KILL
WITH REALLY BAD MUSIC"
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COMPLAINT?
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IT'S A NEW ONE ON ME, BUT OKAY.
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YOU CAN'T MISS HIM.
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HE'S GREEN.
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DOYLE, I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT
GREEN FREAK GOING AROUND
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DISRUPTING THE LIVES
OF HONEST CITIZENS.
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- UH, LIEUTENANT?
- TONIGHT, I'M TAKING HIM DOWN.
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I FEEL LUCKY.
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WELL, IF YOU SAY SO, LIEUTENANT.
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♪
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AS MAYOR OF EGG CITY,
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I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN DECLARING
TOMORROW BAVARIA-VILLE DAY.
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WITH MY SIGNATURE, EGG
CITY'S OLDEST DISTRICT
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WILL BECOME THE
EXCLUSIVE PRETZEL SUPPLIER
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TO ALL EGG CITY FILM
FESTIVALS, POLO TOURNAMENTS,
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AND WIENERSCHNITZEL STANDS.
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FRITZ... FRITZ...
IT'S THE MAYOR.
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HURRY, OR YOU'LL MISS HIM!
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WHAT A CUTIE.
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OOH, IF I WERE FIVE
YEARS YOUNGER, RUFF!
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TODAY, I SPEAK FOR EVERY
EGG CITY CITIZEN WHEN I SAY,
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"ICH BEN EIN BAVARIA-VILLE"
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PEN... I NEED A PEN.
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BUT SIR, AS YOU MAY RECALL,
AFTER YOU HOSTED THAT BIG BASH
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FOR THE BEAUTY CONTEST
WINNERS, THERE WASN'T ENOUGH
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MONEY LEFT OVER FOR
BASIC OFFICE SUPPLIES.
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IX-NAY ON THE ASH-BAY.
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WE'VE GOT TV. CAMERAS ROLLING.
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NOW GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO WRITE WITH!
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YES, SIR.
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I'M CHECKING, BUT
I CAN'T SEEM TO...
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PERFECT!
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IF A QUILL WAS GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE FOUNDING FATHERS,
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THEN IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU... YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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NO, NO, NO, IT'S JUST A FEATHER.
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WELL, IT'S MY LUCKY FEATHER.
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BUT REALLY, YOU ARE TOO KIND.
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MAYOR OR NOT, NOBODY
JILTS COOKIE VAVOOM
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AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
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MR. MAYOR, IT'S THAT STRIP...
EXOTIC DANCER YOU WERE DATING.
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GET HER OUT OF HERE
BEFORE SHE RUINS
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MY WHOLESOME IMAGE!
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OUT OF MY WAY, PIPSQUEAK!
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BUT MS. VAVOOM, YOU CAN'T JUST-
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OH, CAN'T I?
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GRRR, DYNO-MITE!
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THAT'S RIGHT, TWO
MEGATONS WORTH.
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IF I CAN'T HAVE MORTIMER,
THEN NO ONE CAN!
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COOKIE, LET'S BE
REASONABLE HERE.
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YOU BLEW ME OFF.
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NOW I'M GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY!
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MY REVENGE!
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MY WORD!
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MY FEATHER!
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SHE'S GOT DYNAMITE!
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SNAP TO, SMIDLEY!
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DISARM HER!
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ON MY SALARY?
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I DON'T EVEN GET
OVERTIME, YOU CHEAPSKATE!
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UGH... MUST I DO
EVERYTHING IN THIS TOWN?
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KISS YOUR CONSTITUENCY
GOODBYE, MORTIMER!
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UH-UH-UH!
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NOW THEN, OUR SPECIAL
TODAY IS THE BIKINI COCKTAIL.
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HOW DO YOU FANCY YOURS, MAYOR?
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SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED?
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STRAIGHT UP?
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I PREFER MINE WITH A TWIST!
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FREEZE, YOU UGLY
WASTE OF OXYGEN!
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YOU HEARD HIM, SISTER.
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AYE... OH, MY!
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LADY, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
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SAY, DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM TRAFFIC SCHOOL?
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A MONSTER!
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A MONSTER WITH THE MAYOR.
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AND I'll JUST BET HE'S GREEN.
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GET OFF ME, YOU IDIOT.
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WE'VE GOT AN ARREST TO MAKE.
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PARDON ME.
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EXCUSE ME!
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♪
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HANG ON, OH FEATHER OF MINE!
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PAPA'S COMING!
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GASP!
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WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT!
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♪
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IT IS TIME.
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I, CRISCO, THE WORLD'S
GREATEST PERFORMANCE ARTISTE,
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AM ABOUT TO CREATE MY
MOST IMPORTANT WORK!
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HERE, HERE.
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ABSOLUTELY!
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS MORE THAN ART.
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IT'S SMART!
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REMEMBER CRISCO'S
LAST INSTALLMENT
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AT THE SEWAGE RECOVERY PLANT?
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WHAT A PUNGENT STATEMENT!
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UTILIZING THE MEDIUM
OF TAR AND FEATHERS,
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I, CRISCO,
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CHALLENGE YOU TO GAZE
AT YOUR OWN VACANT SOUL.
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STARE AND BLINKING IT
UP INTO THE BIG RED EYE
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OF YOUR EMPTY LIVES.
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OH, IMAGERY!
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FLATTERY!
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OVER MIND-NUMBING
INCONSEQUENCEINCONSQUENCE!
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AH, TO BE THIS ARTISTIC.
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OH, MY!
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- AMAZING!
- THAT'S WONDERFUL!
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HEY!
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THAT'S MY FEATHER
ON YOUR RUMP, CHUMP!
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YOUR FEATHER?
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MY ART BELONGS TO POSTERITY!
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YEAH... WELL, YOUR
POSTERIOR BELONGS TO ME!
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PREPARE TO BE UNDONE, SIR!
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TAKE THAT, AND ANOTHER,
AND ONE MORE, YET!
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OUCH, OUCHIE, OW!
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OH, YOU'RE MEAN.
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STOP IT WITH THAT, NOT THERE!
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LOOK, THAT GREEN
CREATURE IS PLUCKING CRISCO.
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JUST AS MONETARY GREED
PLUCKS AT MAN'S SOUL.
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WHAT SYMBOLISM, WHAT GENIUS!
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FEATHER?
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YOU GOT IT ALL GUNKED UP.
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♪
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♪
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SUNDAY DRIVER!
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♪
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COME TO FATHER,
LITTLE FEATHER DUDE!
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GOTCHA!
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THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY RAD AND
EGREGIOUSLY TUBULAR, I MUST SAY.
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UH-OH, SOMETHING GNARLY IS
ABOUT TO TRANSPIRE, MOON DOGGIE.
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AH-OOH-GA!
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THAR' SHE BLOWS!
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SWALLOWED BY TEN
TONS OF BLUBBER,
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IN SERIOUS DANGER OF
MISSING MY KARAOKE CONTEST.
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WELL, IT DOESN'T GET
ANY WORSE THAN THIS.
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MAYBE I SPOKE TOO SOON.
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WALTER?
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HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE, ANYWAY?
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YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
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EN GARDE!
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FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FEATHER!
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HMM, NO REACTION.
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THE SITUATION GROWS
LESS TICKLISH BY THE MINUTE.
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♪
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AH-CHOO!
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♪
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WOW.
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WAH-HOO!
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DON'T MIND ME.
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I'll BE OUT OF
YOUR HAIR IN A JIFF.
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SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED
HAIR TO A BALD EAGLE.
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HEY, WORM BREATH!
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GIVE THAT BACK!
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THIS CALLS FOR
EGGS-TREME MEASURES.
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♪
239
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,105
MAMA!
240
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,245
MWAH!
241
00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:11,729
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, MA.
242
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I'll WRITE YOU EVERY DAY.
243
00:16:18,839 --> 00:16:20,841
AND NOW, MY PRECIOUS FEATHER,
244
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:26,192
ONWARD TO VICTORY IN
THE KARAOKE CONTEST.
245
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,883
YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO!
246
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,023
YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO,
YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO!
247
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,542
YODEL-AY-HEE-HA!
248
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:34,372
YODEL-AY, YODEL-AY,
YODEL-AY HEE-HOO!
249
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:42,553
♪
250
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:49,180
THERE, THERE...
THAT IS THE SAVAGE!
251
00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:52,321
HE RUINED MY PERFORMANCE
WITH HIS PLUCKAGE.
252
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:55,738
RUINED IT, RUINED IT!
253
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,603
AW, GEE, WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
254
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:03,436
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PUT
ON A REAL NICE SHOW.
255
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:04,747
LISTEN, PAL.
256
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,474
THERE'S NO WAY WHAT YOU DO
COULD BE CALLED A PERFORMANCE.
257
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:12,203
MR. TONY BENNETT: NOW
THAT'S A PERFORMER!
258
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:14,102
ALL UNITS, COME IN ALL UNITS.
259
00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:16,414
PLEASE BE ADVISED OF AN
AVALANCHE IN PROGRESS
260
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,416
OFF MOUNT SUMMERY CLIFF.
261
00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:19,831
AVALANCHE?
262
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,671
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE
WITH THOSE PRETZEL-TWISTERS
263
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:23,180
OVER IN BAVARIA-VILLE.
264
00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:25,285
WITNESSES HAVE
REPORTED SOMETHING GREEN
265
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,115
AT THE CORE OF THE AVALANCHE.
266
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:30,014
PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
267
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,774
GREEN, HUH?
268
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:35,709
COME ON, DOYLE, LET'S MOVE!
269
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:38,919
YOU MIGHT WANNA STOP
BACK AT THE PRECINCT FIRST,
270
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:41,267
LIEUTENANT.
271
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:45,340
YEAH, GUESS THAT TAR'S
PRETTY STICKY STUFF, HUH?
272
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:47,928
WHAT?
273
00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:51,863
♪
274
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:55,833
BRRR.
275
00:17:55,902 --> 00:18:01,218
SOMEBODY THAW ME!
276
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:03,461
AAH, YOU!
277
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,773
THE MONSTER.
278
00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:07,016
THE MONSTER FROM THE TELEVISION!
279
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,503
LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MEIN HOUSE!
280
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:15,439
STOP THE MONSTER,
STOP THE MONSTER!
281
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:19,305
GET HIM, GET HIM!
282
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:22,170
WELL, SO NICE OF YOU TO
SEND OUT THE WELCOME WAGON.
283
00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:23,861
BUT, UH...
284
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:31,040
AAH!
285
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,358
THERE'S NEVER AN
ABANDONED WINDMILL AROUND
286
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:44,123
WHEN YOU NEED ONE!
287
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,986
WELL, ALMOST NEVER.
288
00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,650
IT'S FUSS, THE MONSTER.
289
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:57,550
HE'S A MONSTER, ALL RIGHT...
A MONSTROUS PAIN IN MY GUT.
290
00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:01,174
COME ON, DOYLE.
291
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,417
COME ON!
292
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,833
THEY'VE GOT HIM CORNERED
IN THE OLD WINDMILL.
293
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,809
WHO IS IT?
294
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:19,123
ANGRY, SEETHING MOB!
295
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,816
TELL HIM THIS: I
GAVE AT THE OFFICE.
296
00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:25,129
BOY, ARE YOU PEOPLE PUSHY!
297
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,717
GOTTA DO SOMETHING
QUICK... THINK.
298
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,201
THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.
299
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:33,172
I'VE GOT IT!
300
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:36,899
'TIS BUT ONE WAY TO HANDLE
AN UNRULY MOB SUCH AS THIS:
301
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,492
WITH SNACKAGES!
302
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:50,637
GOOD CITIZENS OF BAVARIA-VILLE,
303
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:55,332
AND ASSORTED OTHERS,
LEND ME YOUR EARS.
304
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:57,886
I ASKED FOR THAT, DIDN'T I?
305
00:19:57,955 --> 00:20:00,544
THERE IS MUCH
RAGE IN YOUR HEARTS.
306
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,374
THERE IS MUCH
BILE IN YOUR LIVER.
307
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:07,792
BUT NOW, LET THERE BE
S'MORES IN YOUR STOMACHS!
308
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,150
HEY, HEY, HI THERE.
309
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,014
YOU MIND IF I PLAY THROUGH?
310
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,273
ALL RIGHT, MASK, IT'S OVER.
311
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,919
YOU'RE COMING DOWNTOWN.
312
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:33,991
SHH... QUIET ON THE GREEN.
313
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,131
HE'S RIGHT, LIEUTENANT.
314
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,271
THEY GOT RULES, YOU KNOW?
315
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:42,793
DOYLE!
316
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:45,244
FORE!
317
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:49,455
YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
WORK ON THAT SLICE.
318
00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:50,939
I HAD HIM, DOYLE.
319
00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:54,460
HE WAS THIS CLOSE,
AND HE SLIPPED AWAY.
320
00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:58,774
YEAH, I REALLY WANTED
TO GET THIS RECIPE.
321
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:06,644
AND THE WINNER OF
TONIGHT'S KARAOKE CONTEST IS,
322
00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:08,232
HMM, LET ME SEE HERE...
323
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,339
WITHOUT MY GLASSES
THIS IS DIFFICULT.
324
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:13,824
AAH, AAH!
325
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:19,139
I'M ALLERGIC.
326
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,660
THE WINNER!
327
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:26,077
LIKE I SAID, LUCKY!
328
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:34,879
♪
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