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[theme music]
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Bang.
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♪ I gotcha with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm nouveau Deco
Roman-Greco Rococo Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop hip-hop flip-flop ♪
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♪ Somebody stop me ♪
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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♪ Don't come a dime a
dozen I stand out of the crowd ♪
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♪ Babe when they made
me yeah they broke the mold ♪
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♪ Wholesome and
kind, staid and refined ♪
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♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask see ♪
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
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♪ Oh look out ♪
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♪ This is The Mask ♪♪
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Smokin'.
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[instrumental music]
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[grunting]
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[Stanley] Why always the
silent treatment, Walter?
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Why can't we communicate better?
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Ugh!
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One mask to a customer, bub.
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Boing.
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Yikes, I'm missing
the early bird breakfast
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at the Blue Bird Diner.
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Crash swish swish.
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Whoa! Time's just whizzing by.
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Ho ho! En garde!
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Whither thee, my silent hulk
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mine fishy snout
will cleave thy bulk.
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Splat
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clank clank Spring
forward, fall back.
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Stanley 'Hey!'
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crash
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swish swish swish.
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Mmm-hmm, my face is my fortune..
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And breakfast is my religion.
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Yeehaw! Time for some
bulldog gravy and biscuits.
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Screech.
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Oh, heaven help me.
Bulldog gravy and, bi-biscuits.
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Aah!
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Stan-man, I was about to file a
missing person's report on you.
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Oh, yeah, I, I'm
s-sorry, I'm late, Charlie.
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Gulp I've had a rough morning.
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No kiddin'. You
look like road kill.
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But put on your best face.
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I want you to meet our
new hotshot employee.
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Stanley, meet Chet Bozzack.
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Stanley Ipkiss, my oh my,
it's been a long time. Ha ha ha.
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Ch-Ch-Chet B-Bozzack, y-you're
the new, the new employee.
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You guys know each other?
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[both] We haven't seen
each other since high school.
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Say, we had some swell
times, didn't we? Huh? Ha ha.
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Gulp Yeah, real swell.
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Stanley, oh, Chuck I'd like
you to meet my old pal, Melvin.
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Ha ha ha.
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[gurgling]
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What's wrong, Stanley Dipstick?
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You're looking a
little flushed. Ha ha.
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[whirring]
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Here's my term
project, Mr. Philbert.
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Stanley doorstop, ha ha.
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Stanley doorstop.
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Yes, Stanley doorstop,
I remember that. Ha ha.
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The infamous wood shop caper.
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That was the one that got me
expelled from Edge City High.
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Gulp Ha, sorry about that.
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Oh, ho ho! Don't be
sorry. I had it coming.
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It's not right to go
around wood gluing things
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to people's skulls. Ha ha.
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Besides, you made a
lousy doorstop. Ha ha.
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Splash
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Stan-man, you look
like you've seen a ghost.
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I have and his name
is Chet Bozzack.
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Evil clown King of Mayhem.
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I thought you two
were old buddies?
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No, he always blamed me
for getting expelled from school.
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You know what, Charlie?
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He's holding a
grudge. I know it.
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Come on, Stan.
What's he gonna do?
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- Swipe your lunch money.
- No.
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No, because
that's not his style.
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He wants to flush me.
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Ha ha, so, he's
into water sports.
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The way you're
talking, you'd think
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he were the mask or something.
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The mask!
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Boom.
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No!
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Gosh and gollies, I was just
looking for the washroom key.
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Yeah, ahem, you see, I
take my office supplies
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very seriously, Chet.
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[Chet] What's with
the wooden mask?
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Uh, w-w-what wooden mask?
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Washroom key?
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Oops.
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Huh, I'll get it.
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Showing Chet your
organizational skills?
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Come on, Stanley, let's
check out the indoor plumbing
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for old times' sake. Ha ha.
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I told you he wants to flush me.
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Easy, Stan, you're a
ten on the tension meter.
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Yeah, like, Charlie, I-I
gotta take my break early.
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[panting]
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Phew! He's one guy I can't
let you get anywhere near.
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Huh!
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He's another.
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[car honking]
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[Stanley] 'Hey!'
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'Not even a scratch.'
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Well, guess I'm stuck with you.
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Whoa!
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Ha ha, look, Walter,
no mask. Honest.
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Bwogg Aah!
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Crash.
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Ha ha, good old indestructible
mask saved my bacon.
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Wait a minute.
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[Stanley whistles]
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That Walter packs quite a punch.
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Huh! Oh, I gotta find the
other half before Walter.
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Oh, come on! What
am I worried about?
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'It can't possibly
work if it's broken.'
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Can it?
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[whirring]
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Smokin'!
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, boy.
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Well, split my skull and call
me two-thirds Neapolitan.
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Looks like it's half wedgie
night on the police precinct eh?
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I don't believe this.
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Neither do I.
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Your cheap threads are
cramping my style, babe.
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What'd you do with the
remaining tablecloth?
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Never mind that. I,
we've gotta stop Walter.
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Even half the Mask could
give him incredible powers.
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Yeah, stronger
words never spoken.
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But first!
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What "But first" what?
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[Stanley] 'Wow!'
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[theme music]
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The Monkey Movie Marathon.
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Nine hours of fun
fur and bananas!
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Thud thud thud
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swish
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screech.
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Mister, that's
government property!
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Splash
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[theme music]
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Good to finally spend some
time together, huh champ?
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Yeah, listen, shouldn't
we be lookin' for Walter?
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Yeah, tell that to the boys.
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Well, okay.
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I mean, it's not half
my face he's got.
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Poing.
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Hey stealing
chocolate, I must pay!
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[whirring]
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[screaming]
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[panting]
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Return my face now
and no one gets hurt.
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Walt? Oh, well, missed him.
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Back to enjoying our day.
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Sniff sniff clang.
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And I'm taking it easy on you.
Till I get to the Coco Bongo!
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[Stanley] Look, don't you think
it's more important to find Walter?
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Hah! Not with your
rhythm, white boy.
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We gotta teach you to dance!
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[howling]
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[whistles]
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Don't do that.
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Paws off!
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Why is it everyone
wants to touch the face?
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We can't let anyone
see me like this.
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My, you know, secret identity's
hanging out all over the place.
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Stanley! Well, well,
well, long break, huh?
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Oh, I-I-I forgot to tell you.
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I had a-an appointment with the
an MD, you know, a-a d-doctor.
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Ting.
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Uh, right, I, ahem, need you
to mail this important document.
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Sure thing, Charlie.
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'You know, Stan.'
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'You oughta watch
out for that Chet.'
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He covered for your
absence just fine.
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In fact, he'll cover for you
tonight at the Coco Bongo.
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That is unless
you're still going.
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- 'Yes!'
- No!
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- Yes.
- No.
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Yes! Yes!
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- No!
- Yes!
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Well, make up your mind!
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I'd say I'm definitely not sure.
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Ugh! And you wonder
why you don't get promoted.
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Phew! Oh, that was close.
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You know, Stan
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you're really
underestimating the popularity
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of the Coco Bongo
salad bar, babe.
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They have jicama.
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For the last time, that's not
a Walter kind of hang out!
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Swoosh
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[rock music]
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Uh, no Walter here. Let's go.
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Oh no. I like this joint.
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It has character.
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At least I won't see
anyone I know in here.
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See you tomorrow, Agnus.
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What'll ya have?
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The split pea soup.
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- Just coffee for me, please.
- Yeah, me too.
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Can you pour the
decaf on his side
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and make the other side regular?
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Look, bud, you want a
drink, you order a man's drink!
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Ooh, then make it a red
hot battery acid pile driver
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with extra formaldehyde,
a dirty glass
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with a black widow
spider ridin' on the olive.
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We're outta olives.
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Don't even think about it.
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Glug glug
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boosh hiss
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burp.
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[Mask] 'Whoo!'
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Hey, we don't like
Halloween yuppies in here.
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Yeah, we eat punks
like you for breakfast.
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Oh, oh, oh, I see we haven't
been flossing after every punk.
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[Stanley] Uh, we
were just leaving.
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What do you mean we?
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I didn't break ya in two yet.
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Avast ye!
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Did you hags get in here
because it's ladies night?
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, let's get going.
Come on. Let's go. Let's go!
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Hah, back off, see?
Or you're Swiss cheese.
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Uh, the-the-the pen is
mightier than the sword.
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So, this is what I do as you.
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It's the voodoo I do.
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Thud thud thud
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splosh splosh A
great first day, doc.
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I'm finally putting
away those old urges.
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I even met an old nerd from
high school and left him alone.
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Well, I really wanted to
flush him, but I resisted.
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[Chet] 'Uh, doc, I got
something I gotta take care of.'
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Call you back.
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Hey, big guy, that's the worst
shoe shine I've ever seen.
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Ha ha ha.
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Thud thud.
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Whoa!
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'What is this?'
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[engine revving]
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Screech
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I am king of the
jungle. Woo, watch out.
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[Chet] 'Hey, Charlie.'
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00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:38,567
Chet! Hakuna matata,
my man! Ya made it.
256
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:42,295
Oh, I've made it alright.
257
00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:44,953
Chet, whoa..
258
00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:46,402
Ain't I a gasser?
259
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,026
Where's Stanley?
260
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,237
Uh, a definite maybe, my man.
261
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:55,860
Say, Chet-Bo, did you
forget your medication
262
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,413
before you got dressed?
263
00:14:57,482 --> 00:15:01,970
You should talk. You
look like a floor rug.
264
00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:08,217
I think I'll skin you alive.
265
00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:11,496
No! No, no, no,
Chet! Chet, no, oh no..
266
00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:13,326
[Charlie screaming]
267
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:19,953
When you see Ipkiss, tell
him to meet me Edge City High
268
00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:23,060
for a little night school.
269
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,649
'Yeah, night school.'
270
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:34,347
[theme music]
271
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:37,695
[whirring]
272
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:40,111
Stinkin'!
273
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,458
Face it, Stan-Bo. You're
stylistically challenged.
274
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:46,221
If I were you, I'd
never take off the mask.
275
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:50,432
You know, for all that
style you claim to have
276
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:53,849
your track record with women
is about as good as mine.
277
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,748
[Charlie] 'Psst!
Stanley, that you?'
278
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:58,267
Uh, over here.
279
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:07,380
Close enough, my
man, I'm not decent.
280
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,520
Charlie, what on earth...
281
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,729
It's Chet! He did this to me.
282
00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:14,939
And to think, I was gonna
make him employee of the month.
283
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,148
Bozzack? But why did...
284
00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:20,945
'Cause he knew my cool threads
outclassed his totally stupid
285
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,155
half green face split down
the middle getup. That's why!
286
00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:26,192
Chet has the other
half of the mask.
287
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,332
Oh, we dance later.
288
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,610
We'll get even for all
those dunkings and melvins.
289
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,646
Now, where's Chet?
290
00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:35,408
He babbled something about
meeting you Edge High tonight.
291
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,824
But hey, you wanna
help me out here?
292
00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:40,516
I have a serious
wardrobe shortage.
293
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,794
Uh, I just happen
to have these on me.
294
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:45,935
Gee, thanks.
295
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:51,769
Thud thud.
296
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:56,187
[Stanley] 'Whoa!'
297
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:00,916
We could've driven, you know?
298
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:02,469
I get better mileage.
299
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,334
[Chet] 'Ipkiss!'
300
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:08,544
You have one of these too?
301
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,512
There's only one and it's mine!
302
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,271
Hand over that mask, Bozzack.
303
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,136
The half jig is up.
304
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:16,587
No deal, nerd.
305
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:20,417
It's time for me to expel you.
306
00:17:21,522 --> 00:17:23,559
Yes, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
307
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,319
[chuckling]
308
00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:29,807
Yeehaw! I'm gonna
hog-tie me a half-wit. Yuhoo!
309
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,359
You can do this stuff too?
310
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:34,467
You wear the mask, Bozzack.
You better know the rules.
311
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,502
I know the rules.
312
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,022
[whirring]
313
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,300
Touche!
314
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,854
Toupee!
315
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,587
Well come on, join
the dark side, Stanley.
316
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,246
Chet, give me the mask come on.
317
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,904
You're not the right
personality type to wear it.
318
00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,457
[Chet] Are you kidding?
319
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:02,805
I haven't had so much fun
since I glued wood to your skull.
320
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,637
Make yourself useful and
take care of laughing boy.
321
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:13,574
Ting.
322
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:17,612
Eww!
323
00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:19,787
Ow!
324
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,309
Ooh, wet willie, a classic!
325
00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:25,690
Which reminds me, it's
time to even the score
326
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,244
for all those melvins.
327
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:28,900
Yeah.
328
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:32,352
Except I call 'em, wedgies!
329
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:33,353
[growling]
330
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:34,458
[screaming]
331
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:38,565
Anti-wedgie security system.
332
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:39,842
That kills me.
333
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,535
Anti-anti-wedgie
security system.
334
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:45,917
Click boom [dog yelping]
335
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,988
May I recommend
baby powder for that.
336
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:53,442
May I recommend
reconstructive surgery for that.
337
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:56,411
Snap [screaming]
338
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,480
crash.
339
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,516
Whoa.
340
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,317
That's what I call
facing the music.
341
00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,456
Ffff.
342
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:12,254
In this corner, it's
wrestling's favorite tag team.
343
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,463
The masked Mask
and new accounts guy.
344
00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:16,465
Watch out, he packs
a mean fountain pen.
345
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,158
You're in buddy.
346
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,608
- What do you want me to do?
- Never mind.
347
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,197
Bash.
348
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,030
Hey! Woodshop!
349
00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:31,756
[Chet] 'Familiar?'
350
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:36,623
'This is where you helped
destroy me a long time ago.'
351
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:42,250
So, it's only fitting that this
is where I even the score.
352
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,113
Screech.
353
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,221
No!
354
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:54,607
Thud
355
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:58,852
I'm gonna remove 80
pounds of nerd off you.
356
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,578
[grunting]
357
00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:01,752
[whirring]
358
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,203
Hey, wait a minute,
this is going too far.
359
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:05,204
Cool it.
360
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:06,481
What?
361
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:09,104
Come on, get into it.
362
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:12,383
Don't listen to him,
Chet. You gotta stop this.
363
00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:15,214
You're outta control. Enough!
364
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,457
[grunting]
365
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,252
Say Stan, you got any aspirin
366
00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:21,703
because we are about to
get a splitting headache?
367
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:22,772
[screaming]
368
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:27,847
Ha ha. Why didn't
you do that earlier?
369
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,158
Sense of jeopardy.
370
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,195
Keeps them on the
edge of their seats.
371
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:35,234
Get this thing off of me!
372
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,303
Shut up, you fool.
373
00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:37,339
Bash.
374
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,653
Now, wait. I haven't
even flushed him yet.
375
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:41,722
[screaming]
376
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,179
I don't believe it.
377
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,181
I will snatch the half mask.
378
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:56,324
[Mask] 'From the
big man's hand.'
379
00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:58,360
Come on, come
on. Put it on quick.
380
00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,742
We have to see if it
fuses back together.
381
00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:03,469
Okay, but first, listen up, kid
382
00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:04,815
I've got something to say.
383
00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,162
Actually, two things to say.
384
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,095
[indistinct chattering]
385
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,787
One, I'm sorry we
never got to the Coco.
386
00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,273
I really wanted to
teach you to dance.
387
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,688
[Stanley] Write me a letter.
388
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:18,242
Ha ha ha, and two..
389
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,451
There's something I've
always wanted to give you.
390
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,281
What, what?
391
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,661
[theme music]
392
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,456
Half wedgie!
393
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:31,599
Zap
394
00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:37,848
thud thud [intense music]
395
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,857
thud thud.
396
00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:49,721
Why?
397
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:58,075
I stared into the abyss,
Stanley. Right into it.
398
00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,629
Yeah, I think I did too.
399
00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:03,874
I'm sorry for everything
I've done to you.
400
00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:06,463
I'm gonna put the past
behind me and move on.
401
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:10,225
I'm gonna leave Edge
City and find a new future.
402
00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:13,297
Well, something tells me Charlie
would agree with your decision.
403
00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:16,749
Oh, Chet..
404
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,406
You're fired!
405
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:24,688
Well, gotta know.
406
00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:27,829
[whirring]
407
00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:29,278
Psych!
408
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,488
[Mask laughing]
409
00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:33,662
[Mask] Somebody stop me!
410
00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:39,496
[theme music]
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