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[theme music]
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♪ I got ya with
my winnin' smile ♪
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♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire! ♪
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♪ And I'm Nouveau Deco
Roman-Greco Rococo Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop! ♪
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♪ Somebody stop me! ♪
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♪ Pretty Viridian
faces like mine ♪
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♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪
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♪ I stand out of the crowd ♪
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♪ Babe when they made me
yeah, they broke the mold ♪
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♪ Wholesome and
kind, staid and refined ♪
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♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
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♪ Arch-Villains
and ne'er do wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask, see ♪
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
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♪ Oh look out ♪
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♪ This is The Mask ♪
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♪ Smo-okin' ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[engines revving]
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[tires screeching]
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Smokin-n'.
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Screech You see him, Doyle?
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[grunting]
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I can't see anything through
this here wedgie, lieutenant.
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Welcome to the club.
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He's got me going through
three new pair a week.
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Underwear is not cheap.
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[police siren blaring]
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Where's the fire, pal?
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If this continues I'm gonna pull
your underwear over your head.
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[laughing]
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[grunting]
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[tires screeching]
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Ah, he's mine!
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Hmm, unseasonable
weather we're having, eh?
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Boing Yes, much better.
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[engine revving]
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Thud
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[lieutenant] You are
in violation of the law.
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Pull your vehicle over now.
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[tires screeching]
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Our deflector shields
are down, captain.
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I do not think she'll hold.
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Prepare for warp drive.
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Zap
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[whooshing]
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Poof
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[grunting]
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We lost him, lieutenant.
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He's gotta come down sometime.
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And when he does I think
we know where to find him.
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[beeping]
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Agent X, sir.
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Our bases in the gulf, frozen
tundra and Andromeda strain
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have picked up a signal of
an unidentified flying object.
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Snap Crosby, get
me close contact
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high resolution
photos of the object.
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'Done, sir.'
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[beeping]
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[Agent X] 'Object
has green skin.'
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'Imagine, just like
in the funny papers.'
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[Crosby] 'It must be of
extra terrestrial origin, sir.'
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This could be a matter
of cosmic significance.
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Not to mention
national security.
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Crosby, initiate
level A surveillance.
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We'll cling to that ET tighter
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than a wood tick
clings to your face.
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Done sir.
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[beeping]
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[whooshing]
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Ejector seat, engage.
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Thud
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thud Deluxe features,
gotta love 'em.
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Thud.
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Ahoy.
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Hey, hey, home sweet home.
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[Crosby] 'Enhanced
graphics engaged, Agent X.'
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[beeping]
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I need data on its co-ordinates?
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[beeping]
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Edge City.
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Edge City?
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But has it come to save us?
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Or destroy us?
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Hmm, the Mask
had another field day
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with the authorities last night.
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And I gotta tell ya,
I'm worried, Milo.
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They could be onto us.
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Agent X sir, I have the
subject under surveillance
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in the designated location.
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'But he seems entirely human.'
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[Agent X] 'Don't let his
appearance deceive you.'
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The alien is obviously capable
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of assuming
alternative likenesses.
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[yawning]
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[instrumental music]
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Hmm, you are right, Milo.
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I've got to chill out.
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[dramatic music]
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Whoosh.
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Agent X, my receivers are
picking up audio transmissions.
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'I'll dial you in.'
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[music continues]
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Buzz buzz buzz.
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Phase one of my
mission is complete.
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I have assumed humanoid form.
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'I will now annihilate
the earth creatures'
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'and pave the way for a
total conquest of the planet.'
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[Lizard Man laughing on TV]
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Red alert, men.
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We're going in for
a pre-emptive strike.
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Thud It's the next floor!
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[instrumental music]
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Oh!
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- You some kind of a nut?
- Federal agent, this is a raid.
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ECPD, this is a stake out.
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I'm with the government
and I've got carte blanche.
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Not in Edge City,
this is my jurisdiction.
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You're outta your
league, flat foot.
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In there is an alien bent
on world domination.
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Alien? He's a common criminal.
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Where'd you get your
training? The twilight zone.
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You're interfering with a
government operation brick head.
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You're trying to steal
my collar, glory guy.
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[grunting]
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Back off, or I'll
tear you apart faster
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than a rabid monkey
in a banana tree.
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Calm down, G-man.
Or I'll chew you up
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like a piranha and spit you
out like an unwanted hair.
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Hey, sharp suit.
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Hey, how does that work
when you have to go..
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You know?
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Chomp chomp chomp
I couldn't let them..
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Hurt you, Loris.
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[Loris screaming on TV]
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[newscaster on TV] 'WEDG
TV news, with an urgent flash.'
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A mutant with putty like
super powers escaped
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from the state pen last night.
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[chuckling]
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Oh, yeah, he's also
accompanied by a big fish.
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[laughing]
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Milo, that's no ordinary
big fish, that's Fish Guy.
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And, and Putty Thing.
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The terrible two.
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Oh, man, I gotta do something.
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[whimpering]
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Right, right, Milo.
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Good boy. Chill out, chill out.
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[newscaster on TV] 'In other news,
police are still seeking the Mask'
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'for another and a series
of public humiliations.'
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On second thought, a
little do-good-ing might..
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You know kind of
offset some bad perhaps.
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[thundering]
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Let's do it, team.
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Woo, woo, woo, woo.
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[both howling]
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Wah wah wah wah wah Break!
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Moron, you watch it.
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- Freeze!
- Freeze.
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You freeze.
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[whimpering]
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He's, gone.
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Nice work, Agent Skywalker.
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Canines, clean.
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You took the sting
out of my sting.
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No you took the guts
outta my operation.
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[indistinct arguing]
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Ha, check it out, dude.
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Cheese pork rinds.
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Hey, grab me some deodorant man.
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Spray only.
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Dude, how are we
gonna pay for this?
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I mean, we don't have
any, you know, money.
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[man on radio] This's just in.
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'The prison escapee with
putty like super powers'
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was last seen in the desert.
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'He's considered
extremely dangerous.'
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'Oh, yeah, ha, ha, ha.'
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'A big fish also escaped
but has no powers'
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'and is considered harmless.'
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Uh, that's right.
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We're criminals
on the run, dude.
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We'll just scarf the
stuff and you know
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knock over the place.
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We're desperate criminals,
so give us your dough.
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Hey, you're them two fellas
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escaped from
penitentiary, ain't ya?
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Can I have your autograph?
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I already got Thelma
and Louis Walter too.
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Okay, right, okay.
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To um.. Nowhere Mart guy..
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Best wishes, um, Putty Thing.
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Hey, how about me?
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I don't want yours.
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You got no powers and
you smell like my feet.
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That was a low munch, man.
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Let's trash the place.
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[clattering]
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[explosions]
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Ain't my place.
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I just fill in for
Zed on Tuesdays.
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Generally I fish on weekends.
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Thud.
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Our work here is done,
my partner in crime.
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It's time to jam.
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♪ We are Putty
Thing and Fish Guy ♪
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♪ We are the terrible two ♪
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♪ Blip blip blip ah ♪
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♪ Yeow ♪♪
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[engine revving]
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- Dak.
- 'Eddie.'
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Why'd you take that air
freshener from the store?
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[sniffing]
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Ah, no reason.
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You just keep dreamin' about
the beach, oh, bud of mine.
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'Cause you know
what, when we get there
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'it's gonna be tasty
waves and babes galore.'
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And no one, no one will
ever make fun of you again.
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[Fish Guy] Oh, rapturous.
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Yeah, 'cause know what?
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You'll be right there
where you belong.
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'And you can make friends
with all the hermit crabs.'
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You know what, it
will be fun in the sun.
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[tires screeching]
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Slurp
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boink ptooey You!
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You're busted, dudes.
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Well, if it isn't that bad
news, greenhead guy
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who put us in jail
in the first place.
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Let's mash him.
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Dak, you're hurting me.
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Oh, sorry, dude.
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Sniff [alarm ringing]
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You ever think of
using a deodorant?
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Yeah.
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Try industrial strength.
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[coughing]
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Dak, he's making fun of me.
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Strong enough for a fish but..
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Slurp slurp.
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No, no. No. This
can't be happening.
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Not to me. I'm the Mas..
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[grunting]
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Splat [Fish guy laughing]
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That was awesome.
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I didn't know I had
such gnarly powers.
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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Psych. Psych.
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[rumbling]
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Thud thud thud thud.
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Been under lot of
stress, have we?
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We'll have some more.
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I see the whale.
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No-o-o!
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[helicopters whirring]
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We must be real important.
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We'll be slabs back in the pen.
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[blowing whistle]
264
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,043
You can take it from here boys.
265
00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,700
I softened them up for ya.
266
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:19,877
Zap zap [mumbling]
267
00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:22,811
Ha, they busted the wrong guy.
268
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,880
[tires screeching]
269
00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,678
[dramatic music]
270
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,956
[sizzling]
271
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:38,896
Clang.
272
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,831
Now we transport the alien
to our underground installation
273
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,730
for laboratory experiments.
274
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:53,703
[talking gibberish]
275
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,188
Haven't tried a
romance language.
276
00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:56,292
[clears throat]
277
00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:58,674
[speaking Spanish]
278
00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:02,091
[speaking in Pig Latin]
279
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,576
It's no use trying
to communicate.
280
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:08,511
The only language these
aliens understand is fear.
281
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,444
Proceed with the experiments.
282
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,655
[engine whirring]
283
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,178
And now, I will do the box.
284
00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:23,664
He's good but, what is
he, some kind of clown?
285
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:24,804
Speed it up.
286
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,671
Its a new look, but I like it.
287
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:33,536
Does this thing get cable?
288
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,539
Bombarding him with gamma
rays, X-rays, micro waves
289
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,886
and high intensity radiation
290
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:40,509
should produce
interesting results.
291
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,545
[buzzing]
292
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,789
You know, this always happens
293
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,653
during the best
part of the movie.
294
00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:48,931
[male #2] 'Do not
attempt to adjust your set.'
295
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,864
'We control everything
you see and hear.'
296
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,453
He thinks this is a joke.
297
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:56,836
His alien body may be composed
of electromagnetic particles.
298
00:13:56,905 --> 00:14:00,218
Perhaps we should try
altering his brain waves.
299
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,186
I like it. Do it.
300
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,601
Break him, break him.
301
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,430
Will the doctor see me now?
302
00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:07,398
[buzzing]
303
00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:10,953
My brain.
304
00:14:11,022 --> 00:14:14,405
What are you doing to my brain?
305
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:15,716
[buzzing continues]
306
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:19,651
Groovy party, man.
Got any doors?
307
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,654
Oh, you want to party?
I'll give you a party
308
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,346
Mr. Annihilate-
the-earth-creatures-
309
00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,623
total-conquest-of-the-planet.
310
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,418
Where's the pulverizing switch?
311
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,213
I'm gonna vaporize this clown.
312
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:32,906
Thud I'm taking this
clown into custody.
313
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,322
You're a federal
dirt bag, polisher.
314
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,531
Save the smart
remarks for your retired
315
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,808
astronaut's poker parties.
316
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,983
'Cause I got a warrant, Jackson.
317
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:43,227
Doyle, arrest this man.
318
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,296
Okey-doke..
319
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:46,471
Thud Seize him.
320
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:48,646
[grunting]
321
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:51,165
[indistinct arguing]
322
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,375
[grunting]
323
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,515
Take it up, take
it outside here.
324
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,793
No brawling in the
secret installation.
325
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:02,453
How'd you get out of
the containment unit?
326
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:05,663
Oh, p-I-I-I-ease.
327
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:07,044
That old thing?
328
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,080
I only stuck around
because you're as amusing
329
00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:10,875
as old Lieutenant Kellaway here.
330
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,877
In fact you remind me of him.
331
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:17,744
No you remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
332
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,539
I don't think you'd
ever rescue me.
333
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:21,679
I didn't come to rescue you.
334
00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:23,198
I came to arrest you.
335
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,302
[laughing]
336
00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,339
Now, you knuckle
heads are so much fun.
337
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,272
Let's catch a
movie or go bowling.
338
00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,894
[grunting]
339
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,655
[indistinct arguing]
340
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:33,725
But first..
341
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,664
[instrumental music]
342
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,460
Oh, I'm cold.
343
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:47,429
- Dak.
- Eddie.
344
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:50,604
Tell me about the
hermit crabs again.
345
00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,779
Stay with me, bud.
346
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,436
We're almost there.
347
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,748
Tasty waves remember?
348
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:57,817
Babes.
349
00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,579
Hermit crabs.
350
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:02,133
[Putty Thing] 'Yeah,
all you can eat.'
351
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:03,376
Dak.
352
00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:04,480
Eddie.
353
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:07,104
[crying]
354
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,244
Your buds.
355
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:10,831
Hey, hey, that's okay.
356
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:14,007
Oh, lookie, see the
bunny on the road?
357
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,286
[laughing]
358
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,979
Five points if you bag him good.
359
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:23,085
Oh, I don't know,
he's pretty cute.
360
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,914
Okay, ten points.
361
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,124
Excellent. Let's rage.
362
00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,953
[both laughing]
363
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,648
Hey, hey, hey,
don't get upset folks.
364
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:37,203
We threw in the cute bunny
for the cliffhanger effect.
365
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,411
I'm gonna save him.
366
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,275
But first..
367
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,793
[instrumental music]
368
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:46,143
Zip Didn't I tell
you, I'd save it?
369
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,213
Did I?
370
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,802
That was a fast bunny.
371
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:53,840
Hmm, must have been
some kind of a super bunny.
372
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,117
Dak.
373
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:58,189
That bunny has
better powers than me.
374
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,021
Yo, Dexter, you
wanna play chicken?
375
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,470
Bak bak bakak.
376
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:06,853
Oh, it's that green guy again.
377
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:10,270
Or may be the only driving
game you guys know is.
378
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,339
Ah, Fish? Dak.
379
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,137
Oh, I'm gonna juke 'em.
380
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,829
Thud ting ting ting
381
00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:21,694
buzz buzz buzz.
382
00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:24,836
Congratulations.
383
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,976
You've just won your
very own brand new.
384
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,357
Fish Wizard.
385
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:30,670
"It cuts, scales and flays
everything you ever wanted
386
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:32,878
to do to a fish and more."
387
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,122
[sobbing]
388
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:39,161
[horn blaring]
389
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,542
[tires screeching]
390
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:42,612
Thud.
391
00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:45,685
- Bummer.
- Bummer.
392
00:17:45,753 --> 00:17:48,757
Boys, if there's one thing
I learnt in driving school
393
00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:51,552
it's keep your eyes on the road.
394
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:53,486
[whistling]
395
00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,323
Look, comics.
396
00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:05,567
Cool. What's it about?
397
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:14,403
[laughing]
398
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:17,026
[Fish Guy laughing]
Mondo-humorous.
399
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,685
Thud Somebody stop me.
400
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,135
[laughing]
401
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:23,204
Vroom.
402
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:29,487
You take the wheel, Eddie.
403
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:32,939
Oh, I'm gonna give him
somethin' to laugh about.
404
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,008
Hey.
405
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,356
Oh, Dak.
406
00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:38,151
I can't drive.
407
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,018
[tires screeching]
408
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,366
[whirring]
409
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:50,819
Sploosh.
410
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:55,375
Please, hold still.
411
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,377
[tires screeching]
412
00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:58,723
[speaking in Japanese]
413
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,139
One moment, please.
414
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,243
Whoosh
415
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,177
[laughing]
416
00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:05,834
Where'd you get
your license, pal?
417
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,387
A box of gold fish food.
418
00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:10,252
No, no, no more.
419
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,291
- We're there.
- We're where?
420
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:21,919
Screech screech phat No!
421
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,335
[grunting]
422
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:26,648
[whirring]
423
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,167
I've gotta funny
feeling about this.
424
00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:31,998
Splash.
425
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,107
The eagle had landed.
426
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:40,800
[gurgling] Oh, Eddie.
427
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:41,973
Dak.
428
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,562
Something's happening to me.
429
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,944
You're in your element.
430
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,428
Get the green guy.
431
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,880
Dak, I can't swim.
432
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,261
[gurgling]
433
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:57,299
You're not only a lame
mutant, you're a lame fish.
434
00:19:57,368 --> 00:20:00,129
And you Mr. Amorphous.
435
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,097
You're polluting
the environment.
436
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,927
Thud [coughing]
437
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:11,037
Oh, the salt water trashed
my super putty powers.
438
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:14,420
Maybe, the beach wasn't
such a rad idea after all.
439
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,076
Now, you're putty at my hands.
440
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:17,250
Had to say it.
441
00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:22,635
[inhaling]
442
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,500
Nah. Might get warts.
443
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,434
[siren blaring]
444
00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:30,401
- He's a common criminal.
- He's an alien.
445
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,092
- Criminal.
- Alien.
446
00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:34,888
I however don't
describe to either theory.
447
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:37,650
I think he's just
misunderstood and what not.
448
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:40,239
According to the computer
analysis of his tests
449
00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:43,587
he's just some guy
in a weird mask.
450
00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:46,037
- Hmm, nah.
- Hmm, nah.
451
00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:49,213
- Criminal.
- Alien.
452
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,318
Whoosh
453
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:56,669
whoosh.
454
00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:00,397
Greetings, Earth creatures..
455
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,640
Give me a break.
456
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,574
I am an intergalactic
security agent.
457
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,473
'Not unlike yourself.'
458
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:11,925
My true mission was to apprehend
the villainous Earth mutants
459
00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:14,790
and deliver them
into your custody.
460
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,999
Only you could comprehend
461
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,932
the cosmic threat they posed.
462
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,763
And ensure their
permanent captivity.
463
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:27,976
Ah, I'm, ah, sorry
about the test-ing.
464
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:30,496
I did not know.
465
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:31,600
Ouch!
466
00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:35,742
That is "no" in
my quadrant eyes.
467
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,192
The twister.
468
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:40,506
Galactically speaking
we are now even, Steven.
469
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,473
Farewell, my earth friends
470
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,510
and watch the skies.
471
00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:47,961
Whoosh
472
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,965
[sobbing]
473
00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:55,762
There is other
life in the universe.
474
00:21:57,971 --> 00:22:00,629
I told you, he was an alien.
475
00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:02,804
He's a common..
476
00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:04,702
Ah, forget it.
477
00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:06,773
Alien, shmaliens.
478
00:22:07,464 --> 00:22:11,882
Whoosh [screaming]
479
00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,124
pat.
480
00:22:15,161 --> 00:22:17,612
I told you to watch the skies.
481
00:22:17,681 --> 00:22:18,820
Earth creature.
482
00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:20,408
[laughing]
483
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,034
Whoosh [Agent X] I'll get you..
484
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,208
Mask!
485
00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:32,351
[theme music]
486
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:47,538
[music continues]
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