All language subtitles for The MASK - S01 E10 - Mayor Mask (480p - AMZN Web-DL)

[theme music]

♪ I gotcha with
my winning smile ♪

♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪

♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪

♪ I'm nouveau, Deco,
Roman-Greco, Rococo ♪

♪ Barroco, be-bop,
hip-hop, flip-flop ♪

♪ Somebody stop me ♪

♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪

♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪

♪ I stand out of the crowd ♪

♪ Babe, when they made
me, yeah, they broke the mold ♪

♪ Wholesome and
kind, staid and refined ♪

♪ Totally out of my mind ♪

♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪

♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪

♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask, see ♪

♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪

♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪

♪ Oh! Look out ♪

♪ This is the Mask ♪♪

S-s-smokin'.

[instrumental music]

[birds chirping]

[engine rumbling]

[Stanley] 'Come on!'

City's going to
heck in a handcart.

I mean, the taxes are up, the
garbage is piled everywhere.

What? Are the garbage
trucks on strike or something?

[male announcer] 'The
election's only days away.'

'So, re-elect the man who
put the fun back into Edge City.'

'Mayor Tilton.'

Yeah, what about
putting the garbage back

in the garbage trucks?

Hand over your money, pal?

Okay, okay, just don't panic.

Stay calm.

Cash, credit cards, what's this?

Two hundred bucks
for a dog license?

You believe that?

Highway robbery.

They're all crooks,
them politicians.

- Yeah? The watch?
- Hmmm? Yeah, sure thing.

I mean, how's a couple of
honest guys like you and me

supposed to make a living?

[smirks]

- I tell ya.
- Well, gotta run.

- Have a fluffy day.
- Yeah, you too. Bye, now.

I've just been robbed
at... g-gun point.

I could've been killed.

Police! Oh, officer, thank
goodness you're here, because..

This your car?

Yeah, as a matter of fact it is.

But that's not what..

Here, I'm citin' you for
an expired parking meter.

Expired? Well, excuse
the heck out of me, sir.

That meter wasn't
even there a minute ago.

As you can see, it's here
now. Puttin' 'em in all over.

Mayor Tilton figures it's a
good way to raise revenue.

Have a fluffy day.

[hissing]

[instrumental music]

Hmm, have a fluffy day. Oh,
boy, this town is going to the dogs.

[growls]

Oh, I'm sorry, Milo.
Nothing personal.

Can you believe
they are charging $200

'to renew your dog license?'

[moans]

Oh, of course you're worth
it, buddy. I'm not mad at you.

I'm mad at the city. Boy, am I?

I'll tell you one
thing, if I were mayor

things would be different.

Yeah, right. Like I
can ever be mayor.

But I can give them
a piece of my mind.

With a little help.

[moans]

[rumbling]

Give a piece of my
mind? Great idea.

Run for mayor, even better.

[laughs]

I'll do both.

Pong pong pong Tally-ho!

So, let us make an effort
to stop dwelling on crime

and corruption.

After all, if the press
stops writing about it

the public will stop
reading about it.

Remember, fluffy begins up here.

And now, the unveiling
' of my new statue.

[gasping]

Speaking on behalf of
all the pigeons in the city

I just wanna say, great statue.

Enough fluff, more
rough, tough and buff.

Now, listen up, friends,
'cause this city's in trouble.

Trouble I say and
trouble I see and why?

- Is it the crime?
- Yes.

- No. Is it the pollution?
- Yes.

Wrong again, now, ladies
and suckas... I mean gentlemen

your trouble comes down
to one word, parkin' meters.

- That's two words.
- Hey, I'm talkin' here.

And what are we going to do
about these parking meters?

Off with their heads, I say!

[cheering]

Thank you for that
spontaneous outpour.

Glad you feel that way, because
I've decided to throw my hat

into the ring and
ta-da-da! Run for mayor.

[murmuring]

Look, up in the sky!

Vroom

[engine rumbling]

Yes, my friends, vote for
me, the guy who invented

the Green Party.

In fact, I am the
original party animal.

[braying]

[trumpeting]

Read my lips.

[crowd chanting] 'Mayor
Mask! Mayor Mask!'

No new taxes.

If elected, I promise a
chicken in every garage.

No, make that a water buffalo.

Yeah, yeah, but where do you
stand on the toxic waste issue?

I love it! Toxic waste
in every garage too.

[booing]

Ha ha ha!

Uh, just making
sure you're listening.

Toxic waste, stinky. No good.

[cheering]

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

[woman on TV]
'And now the news.'

'The newest candidate to enter
the mayoral race is, the Mask.'

He is? I mean, I am?

'The Mask has become
an instant folk hero.'

'They're already comparing
his parking meter speech'

'to the Gettysburg Address.'

[gasps]

It's on TV. It's got to be true.

Oh, this is terrible,
Milo. This is terrible.

The Mask can't run this city.

He, he's got too
many... weird ideas.

'Oh, no. Oh, no.'

'I can just see him turning
city council meetings'

'into limbo parties and worse.'

Wait a minute.

You can't be mayor, if you're
not around to be elected.

Milo, when I go to
work this morning.

Milo, look at me.

Hide the mask somewhere
I'll never find it, okay?

You gotta promise me
that under no circumstances

no matter how much I
beg or plead, you will not

'give me the mask, okay?'

[instrumental music]

You coming to the "Mask
For Mayor" rally tonight?

They say the Mask
is gonna be there.

Doubt that. I-I mean, I-I
doubt that I can make it, Lizzie.

Okay. Your loss.
See you tomorrow.

[engine rumbling]

It's about time you guys started
picking up the trash, because..

What are you... come on.

If you'd be good
enough to accompany us

the mayor would like to see you.

He, the may..

He would? Oh!

[dramatic music]

[door opens]

You wanted to see me, Mr. Mayor?

That's right.

I do want to see you... wearing
concrete boots at the bottom

of the Edge City harbor.

If this is about that
unpaid parking ticket..

Thud thud thud

[panting]

Oh, this is, this is too weird.
What's got into Mayor Tilton?

Funny you should ask.

[screams]

Good evening, Mr. Ipkiss.

[dramatic music]

Well, where are you taking me?

[Pretorius] 'Basement level.'

[phone ringing]

I don't believe it.

[phone ringing]

You've moved your
laboratory into City Hall?

I prefer to call it my campaign
headquarters, Mr. Ipkiss.

Where does Tilton
stand on term limits?

Uh, just a minute.

He's all for it.

Do we favor the new
interstate highway project?

Uh, let me consult
our policy book.

Okay, outlook is rosy.

You're..

Replacing Mayor Tilton? Yes.

Once re-elected, I
will be the new mayor.

Which will give me the
legal power to sell out.

Edge City to certain
international corporations

who will then turn it into
the world's largest depository

'of toxic waste.'

Observe.

[static]

'Even as we speak,
hundreds of barges'

'of toxic waste are
poised and ready.'

All they need is a signal
from his honor, the mayor.

I can't believe that
even you would endanger

the lives of every
one in Edge City

for the sake of
the almighty dollar.

Goodness, how crass
you must think me?

I am not doing it for money.
I'm doing it for science.

Have you any idea, how
many sub-varities of toxic waste

there are?

Um, I kinda thought that
toxic waste was toxic waste.

Let's have a demonstration
for our unenlightened guest.

[dramatic music]

Never mind a science lesson.

What did you do
with Mayor Tilton?

[music continues]

Smack.

- 'Hmm, goodie, visual aids.'
- Mayor Tilton? You monster!

That's hamburger meat, you fool!

Uh... I knew that.

The real Tilton is
healthy in captive.

Clank.

[Pretorius] 'It suits my purposes
to keep him alive. For now.'

But back to my plan.

I want to study all toxic
waste sub-varieties.

And learn to use them
to alter life as we know it.

[Pretorius] 'Ultimately
creating a mutant slave race'

'to serve me.'

[roaring]

[screaming]

[roaring]

Ah!

What a grand experiment
we're about to undertake here

in Edge City?

Unfortunately, you won't be
around to see it, Mr. Ipkiss.

I-I won't?

Not as you are, anyway.

You'll be my first
human guinea pig

for toxic waste subvariety 57B.

You see, I must
eliminate my competition.

I can't very well run the risk
of your alter-ego, the Mask

winning the election.

But I don't want
him to win either.

Really. Just ask me
about the Limbo-parties.

I mean, this guy's a nut.

Come now, do you expect
me to believe that, Mr. Ipkiss?

Now, prepare for mutation.

[instrumental music]

Smack [roaring]

plonk Get him, you fools!

Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.

[panting]

Thud.

Gotta get the mask.

Evening, ma'am.

Remember, the only
thing better than Quilton

is a vote for Tilton.

Mayor Tilton, Mayor Tilton.

Debby Rich, TV
News, Mayor Tilton.

How do you feel about the
Mask running against you?

He can run, but he can't hide.

Well, there you have
it. An enigmatic reply

from a very complex man.

Milo. Milo. Good boy. You gotta
tell me where you hid the mask.

[whining]

I know, I know I told you
not to. But this is different.

It's Pretorius. Please!

Tell me where the mask is.

I'm begging you.
I'm pleading with you.

No matter how
much I beg or plead

you'll not give me
the mask. Okay?

Okay, fine. Fine.
I'll find it myself.

Crash Ready or not, here I come.

C-c-come on.

If you were a dog, hiding...

Hey! That's an awful
lot of food in Milo's bowl.

Crack.

Did you really think you
could escape me, Mr. Ipkiss?

After all, you
can't fight City Hall.

[screaming]

Tilton came this way. Maybe
he'll give us a full interview.

Whoosh Interview?
Why, I'd love to.

How about a little tango at
ze Coco Bongo, n'est-ce pas?

[whining]

[instrumental music]

Ma'am, if you'll excuse
me, I gotta deal with a dirty

low down varmint.

Who was that masked man?

Okay, you say you're the
fastest mudslinger in town.

But I say you ain't.

Splash splash.

Want to play rough, Mr. Ipkiss?

How about a Celanese blowgun
dart tipped with toxic waste

subvariety 86c?

Back at ya.

Clang

thud

[screaming]

Thud.

Come on, mayor. Stretch it off.

You ain't no match for
rough, tough, and buff.

Ladies and gentlemen,
you're seeing this live.

Candidate Mask caught
in the act of giving a pasting

to an elected official.

And what do you have
to say for yourself?

Whoops!

[dramatic music]

[male #1] 'They say that
politics is a tough business.'

'Well, nobody knew just
how tough, until last night'

'when our incumbent mayor
was jolly stomped by the Mask.'

It's no surprise that the
Mask is a vicious criminal.

If history has
taught us anything

it's that people don't
commit crimes, Masks do.

He's a liar and a
fake. He's not Tilton.

He's a puppet candidate.

[dramatic music]

And ever since he attacked
Mayor Tilton for the second time

'the Mask has been
plummeting in the polls.'

'Pundits are now predicting a
landslide for the incumbent... '

I thought the Mask as
mayor would be bad news.

But this is worse.

Pretorius is gonna
win and turn Edge City

into a toxic waste dump.

Right, Milo. As much
as it makes my skin crawl

we have to get Mask
back in this race.

But first, there's a matter
of repairing his reputation.

And that's gonna
take some team work.

[instrumental music]

Vote for me, vote
for me, vote for me.

Mask and Mayor Tilton
have been out hitting

the campaign trail in a big way.

'And while Mayor Tilton has
been out all day kissing babies'

'Mask was out kissing babes.'

Somebody stop me.

'And while Mayor Tilton
was out pressing flesh..'

'the mask was
pressing trousers.'

Smokin'!

[dramatic music]

'Later in the day, campaign
manager Stanley Ipkiss'

'called a press conference'

'to offer an explanation
of a recent scandal.'

Precisely so. You
see, it only looked like

the Mask was attacking Tilton.

He was actually administering
the Heimlich maneuver.

But isn't the Heimlich
given from behind?

Ah... ah, usually, yes. Um... but
this was the... reverse Heimlich

because Tilton was... choking
on a piece of... upside down cake.

I'm standing here talking
to a voter who has recently

changed her opinion of the Mask.

Mrs. Peeman, I understand
you and the Mask

have had your differences.

Was it his stand on parking
meters that turned you around?

No. I want a water buffalo in
my garage, and I love to limbo.

Of course it was his
stand on parking meters.

And what looked like a
landslide for Mayor Tilton

'only a few days ago, is
turning into a close race.'

Here it is, election day.

And as voter city
ward flock to the polls.

'Mayor Tilton has
decided to make'

'his campaign appearance
down here at Edge City Harbor.'

And I hereby christen this
ship, the SS Floating Banana.

[glass shattering]

Thank you. Thank you.

Election returns in yet?

[instrumental music]

Yes, my fellow citizens.

I firmly believe that
Edge Harbor is the key

to our future prosperity.

As a matter of
fact, any time now

that future will
come barging in.

And we'll return with our
election day coverage in..

This just in.

According to WEDG TV's new
computerized tabulation system

with 15 percent of
the precincts reporting

'we can now declare a winner.'

'The Mask wins by one vote.'

Yes! Yes, Milo,
the Mask is mayor.'

Milo, Milo, Milo.

Mayor Milo. Milo
is the mayor too.

You're the first dog, Milo.
Isn't that great? I'm mayor. I..

Which means the life of
Stanley Ipkiss as he knows it

is about to come
to a screeching halt.

But I can't think
about that now.

But first, there's still
a matter of a little..

Public unveiling.

What do you mean I lost?

I demand a recount.

I'd like to take
this opportunity

to begin my term in office..

With a proverbial... bang!

[screaming]

Boom.

May have lost the election,
but I'm still going through

with making Edge City
Harbor the world's largest

'toxic waste dump.'

You see, I took backup measures

which my other half will now
initiate by manually releasing

toxic ooze from the burst barge.

Unless I beat
him to it, Brainpan.

[whistling]

[engine revving]

[coughing]

[theme music]

[music continues]

Need a little... help?

But first..

[music continues]

Splash How ironic?

Destroyed by the very toxic ooze

he was fighting
so valiantly against.

[dramatic music]

[roaring]

No! Stand back!

Scared you, huh?

Okay. It's late in the
game. We're down by two.

Only one thing to do!

'And it's gone.'

That head is heading
non-stop to Hawaii.

Whoosh.

When you get to Hawaii,
drop me a postcard.

Whoosh.

WEDG TV with another exclusive.

The real mayor has been
found tied up in a lifeboat.

Mayor, how does it feel
to have lost the election

by one vote?

I didn't. I never got to vote.

And I've still got five
minutes till the polls close.

I voted for me.

Which means the Mayoral
race is now actually a tie.

Don't be so sure. I was
so busy being the Mask's..

Campaign manager,
that I-I didn't get a chance

to vote either. So, here I go.

Vote for me. I'll give you
anything. You name it.

With Pretorius
out, I can rest easy

putting my vote for
Tilton and end this.

Mayor Mask stuff.

But first..

Your Honor, did
you say... anything?

Okay, what I think is a garbage.

[Mayor Tilton]
'Garbage off the streets.'

Dog license. Cut-rate.

Parking tickets fixed.

Limbo parties?

Well, yeah, that or a
water buffalo in every...

Limbo parties. Deal.

Tilton gets my vote.

[crowd cheering]

You drive a hard
bargain, mister.

[instrumental music]

It's my... civic duty.

[theme music]