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[theme music]
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♪ I've got ya with
my winnin' smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau Deco Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo Barroco
be-bop hip-hop flip-flop ♪
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♪ Somebody stop me ♪
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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♪ Don't come a dime a
dozen I stand out in the crowd ♪
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♪ They went they made me
yeah they broke the mold ♪
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♪ Wholesome and kind staid
and refined totally out of my mind ♪
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask see ♪
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I got to sing about ♪
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♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
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♪ Oh look out ♪
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♪ This is The Mask ♪
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♪ Smo-okin' ♪♪
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[male #1] Nothing very exciting
really happens around here.
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Boom [screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, Walter.
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Guess who?
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Thud.
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Not even warm.
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It's me. The Mask.
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Thud Don't you recognize me?
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Tong tong tong whoosh whoosh.
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Argh, you scurvy scallaway.
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Prepare to exchange broadsides.
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Bang clank.
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Alright, forget the
broadsides, then.
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Prepare to exchange parrots.
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Boom
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[coughing]
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Argh! This place be smokin'.
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Thud.
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Score another one
for the Jolly Roger.
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Argh!
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Ha ha ha.
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[therapist] 'So, Mr. Ipkiss,
you have Charlie for a boss.'
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'You can't get a date.
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Your car won't run.
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And you spent the
morning as a pirate.
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Well, not me exactly.
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You know, The Mask.
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Oh, yes. Your
make-believe friend.
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Dr. Neuman, the point is,
I'm tired of people treating me
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like some kind of
a human door mat.
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I'm not asking for much.
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A-a-a promotion, a girl friend,
a car that runs once in a while.
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If I use The Mask,
I might get results.
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But I wouldn't dare.
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I mean, The Mask is-is
wild and unpredictable.
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A pirate. Everything I'm not.
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Mr. Ipkiss it sounds like this..
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Imaginary companion you
call "The Mask" is your opposite.
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Your inner child, so to speak.
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What if you were
the inner child?
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What if you were to the
opposite of what you normally do?
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Act like The Mask, that is.
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You might achieve the
results you want without him.
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It's called reverse psychology.
And it's all in my new book.
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- 'I'll put it on your account.'
- Thank you.
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So, you're saying,
all I have to do is..
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Do what The Mask would do?
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Precisely.
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If reverse psychology
works for you.
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Your imaginary mask persona
might even disappear entirely.
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Then I wouldn't have to
hear about him anymore.
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Good day, Mr. Ipkiss.
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Do what The Mask would
do, huh? Right, ha ha.
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What? So I can be committed?
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No, I think I'll stick to
being a door mat, thank you.
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Hi.
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Violet.
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'Wood polish.'
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Spiffy. Spiffy.
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Do what The Mask would do, huh?
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What have I got to lose?
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Woo!
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All aboard the old number nine.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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- Destination, new accounts.
- Uh..
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Salutation, geriatric earthling.
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You have lived
long and prospered.
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- Yes.
- Bank with Edge City savings.
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We offer the best
rates west of Pluto.
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- Well..
- Pardon me, eh, parsec.
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Hello?
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[man on phone]
'Stanley, I gotta know.'
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'Did aliens steal your brain?'
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Or have you just lost your mind?
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Oh, come on, what's
wrong, Chuck, huh?
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Too much oomph
in my presentation?
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Uh, I just needed to
use the ladies' room.
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Uh, sorry.
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I was just trying to get in
touch with my inner child.
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I just hope the bank
president didn't see this.
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Your inner child
needs a spanking.
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Do what the Mask would do. Psst.
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Only a lunatic would take
advice from this stupid book.
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High-tech this interactive that.
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The problem with kids these days
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is they don't
appreciate the classics.
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Reality carves..
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The exquisite lines
of... the balloon.
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Pop.
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But I, Joe Blow
have been inspired..
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With the help of this book.
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To invent the
greatest balloon, ever.
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Clank
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swish It's so obvious.
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The problem with balloons..
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They break.
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Bad, Mr. Pinprick.
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Bad, Mr. Bigmouth
over inflation.
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But now, my fragile
beauties will be..
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Well, the opposite of fragile.
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Hello, my little friend.
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My first of many. My prototype.
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Unbreakable balloon.
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Children will sing
songs of Joe Blow.
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The man who burst
a balloon unpoppable.
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Let's just hope this puppy
works so I can pay my bills.
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Wiff wiff Yes.
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Oh!
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Splash
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bloop bloop bloop.
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Yes, yes.
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Bigger.
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'Bigger, bigger.'
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It's gonna blow!
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Boom
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[man on phone] 'Mr. Schumaker.'
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I didn't do it!
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I mean, uh, yes,
Mr. bank president sir.
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'I want Stanley Ipkiss in
my office this moment.'
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I'm in trouble.
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[dramatic music]
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Hello, you, uh, you
wanted to see me, si-sir?
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'Mr. Ipkiss, you're wacky.'
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'And our clientele seems
to take a shine to that.'
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Hey, well, you got
all your limbs at least.
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How bad was it, huh?
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I've been, um... promoted.
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What?
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For acting kooky?
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Uh, wacky, actually.
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That lady came who
came in to use the restroom
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well, apparently she
deposited her life savings here.
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I'm now, ha ha,
executive bank manager.
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But that means, you are my..
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Boss.
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Schumaker, transfer Ipkiss'
belongings to his new office.
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And spiffy it up.
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This revers psychology
stuff can't really work, can it?
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[Stanley] Well... time
to put it to the test.
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Do what The Mask would do.
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Hello, babe. It
is babe, isn't it?'
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I know what you're
thinking. I look silly, perhaps.
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But, you and I can be the
hit of the Coco-Bongo tonight.
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Wearing these funny-looking
hats. What do ya say?
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I, I don't know what to say.
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Let me help you, say
you'll be ready at 8:00 PM.
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I'll pick you up.
What do you say?
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Hmm, you're kinda wacky but
okay, I'll see you at 8:00 PM.
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Oops, think I better dance now.
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Hey, I am wacky. Woo!
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Oh, poor Joe Blow.
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Nobody coulda survived this.
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Whoa!
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I, I guess I invented the
almost unbreakable balloon.
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My, my skin.
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I feel so... tingly.
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Wha-what's happening to me?
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Trr He's gonna blow!
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Boom.
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I explode. Yet I'm unbreakable.
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Like my balloon was to be.
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'Oh, it's all so clear now.'
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Balloons are fun
because they pop.
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Explode, go boom. Ha ha ha.
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Thank you, reverse psychology.
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From this day on, I
shall be Kablamus.
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The exploding man!
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And if the kids
don't like it, tough.
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[Stanley] "Ha ha ha,
no, really. It is amazing.'
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'My life is finally
happenin', doc.'
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'I mean, check this out, okay.'
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'I got a promotion this
morning. Thank you very much.'
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'I got a hot date tonight.'
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♪ I got a song in my heart
and a puppet on my hand ♪
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♪ Dun dun dun dun dun ♪♪
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- 'Ha ha ha. Go ahead.'
- I can see that.
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I assure you, Mr. Ipkiss, it
chills the marrow in my bones.
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You know what? Call me Stan.
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Call me Wacky Stan.
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Wacky Stan owes it
all to you, Neubie baby.
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Mwah.
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Far-fetched it may seem, I
think I like the old Stanley better.
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Perhaps, you
should try to reverse
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the reverse psychology.
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What? And give all this up?
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Forget about it, babe.
Wacky Stan is here to stay.
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Isn't that right, Sharky?
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We both agree.
We're here. Ha ha ha.
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Ipkiss, your TV is too loud.
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Mrs. Peenman, you're
just in time for... a waltz.
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♪ La de da da dum ♪
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♪ Yup up yen dip ♪
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♪ La de da dum bum ♪
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♪ Is this so fun ♪♪
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I oughta cut your liver out.
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Great.
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I'll prepare the fava beans.
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And since we're on the
subject of eating me alive.
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Here is the rent. Ha ha.
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'You have a nice day now, here.'
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Whoa, somebody stop me.
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Woof.
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That's right, Milo. That's
right, Milo, Milo, Milo.
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He he. Hey, buddy, from now
on Stan takes flack from nobody.
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Ow, oh.
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Huh, another piece
of the old Stanley
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that I won't be
needing. Thank you.
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Whizz thud [instrumental music]
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woof woof.
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We interrupt this program
for a special bulletin.
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W Edge TV News
reporting live from downtown.
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'Where a diabolical
exploding man'
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'is bent on
destroying the city.'
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Okay, mister. Give it up.
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[instrumental music]
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Smiles. Everybody.
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He's gonna blow!
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Boom
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[coughing]
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Tear gas!
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That's it. The guy's got gas?
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[instrumental music]
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Ahh.
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Boom thump Hey,
kids, look at me.
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The balloon that
keeps on poppin'.
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The police can't take him.
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I guess, it's gotta be me.
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Woof.
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But first, huh, oh, yeah,
what am I gonna do?
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Hit him with a pie?
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This is one job best
left to The Mask.
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Not Wacky Stan.
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I salivate to detonate.
I hop for pop.
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I scream, you scream, we
all scream for Kablamus.
255
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:06,440
Whack Pardon
moi, I believe it goes.
256
00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:08,753
We all scream for ice-cream.
257
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,618
You gotta quit mangling
our cultural heritage, bob.
258
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:16,209
Mangle? Ha ha ha.
That's a great idea.
259
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,869
Toing whizz.
260
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:23,561
Great. Thanks for
joining me. Appreciated.
261
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:27,151
Now submit to
my defeat, fat boy.
262
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:30,568
Oh, no, no, no.
263
00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:33,951
I don't think the little
children would like that.
264
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:39,957
Toing Oh, right. The children.
265
00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:41,717
I know, you've heard guys
266
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:44,133
but he's obviously got a
problem, you heard me?
267
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:50,070
Boom [all screaming]
268
00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,382
He he he.
269
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,626
My prima chargers.
270
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:55,800
You lookin' for this?
271
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,871
It's kind of a retro 70's thing
272
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:01,012
but, hey, whatever holds
the pants up. Am I right?
273
00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:03,049
[instrumental music]
274
00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:05,983
Okay!
275
00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:08,157
[gibberish]
276
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:12,472
Muchas gracias. Muchas gracias.
277
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:15,820
Mwah mwah mwah Ay caramba.
278
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:19,168
What is going on with my face!
279
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:20,756
Boom
280
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,379
[instrumental music]
281
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,868
He he he. My chargers.
282
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:34,390
Glurg glurg Whoa,
must be the non-stick..
283
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:40,638
Well, alright. Come
on. Let's, uh, stay, boy.
284
00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:43,537
You'd think there
was a short in here.
285
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:47,231
Say, anyone know
a mask repair man?
286
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,648
What happened?
The mask isn't working.
287
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:51,787
Oh-oh.
288
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,237
Boom.
289
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,933
Better than interactive
and twice as deadly.
290
00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:04,006
Reverse psychology?
Glad to know ya.
291
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,319
[gasping]
292
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,942
Reverse psychology?
293
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:11,841
Wait. That's why
the mask isn't workin'.
294
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,706
[Doctor Neuman] 'If reverse
psychology works for you'
295
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:19,090
'your mask persona might
even disappear entirely.'
296
00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:22,231
The Mask can only
exist with the old Stanley.
297
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,683
Huh? I destroyed The Mask.
298
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,927
Oh, right when the
city needs it most.
299
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:31,206
Okay, okay, Stanley,
Stanley, Stanley, think.
300
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,656
Nobody can stop that
exploding guy except The Mask.
301
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,935
And the only way
to get The Mask back
302
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:37,902
is to become the
old Stanley again.
303
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,939
[Schumaker on phone]
'Wacky Stan. Ha ha ha.'
304
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,320
'Lookin' forward
to workin' with you.'
305
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:45,047
Uh, umm, f-feelings mutual, sir.
306
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:47,912
Hi, Stan. Can't
wait till tonight.
307
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:51,329
Hi, Vi. Yeah,
I'll-I'll see you then.
308
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:56,610
To become The Mask,
I gotta give up all this.
309
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,026
I'm not doin' it.
310
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:02,028
[woman on radio] 'Flash,
Kablamus has struck again.'
311
00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:05,999
'This time leveling edge
city's largest cd-rom supplier.'
312
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:10,486
Okay, okay. I'll become
old, doormat Stanley again.
313
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,970
But how?
314
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:17,217
Duh, of course.
315
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,287
Like Neuman said.
316
00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:21,290
"Reverse the
reverse psychology."
317
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,189
A double reverse.
318
00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:25,743
Hey, Charlie.
319
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,331
Great lookin' tie.
320
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:32,853
Listen, Charlie. I just
wanted to say, you're the one
321
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,234
who deserved the promotion.
322
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:37,686
No, duh. You're darn right, I
do. What do you think you are?
323
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:40,068
Acting like a class
clowning giving respect.
324
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:43,864
Making me spiffy up your desk.
325
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,246
And after you've
scrubbed them carpets
326
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:49,974
I want those banisters
swabbed and my laundry done.
327
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,148
Got it, Ipkiss?
328
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:53,771
Yes, Mrs. Peenman.
329
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,154
Oh, well, I think enough
people have wiped their feet
330
00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:58,672
on me today.
331
00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:01,192
Okay, masky. Do your thing.
332
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:02,573
[babbling]
333
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:07,060
Oh, man. What's it gonna take?
334
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:10,270
Huh, okay, there's one
guy who can help me.
335
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:13,515
The man who got me into
this mess. Doctor Neuman.
336
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:16,173
I've tried reverse, reverse
psychology and the mask
337
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:19,244
still won't work. Watch.
338
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,762
[babbling]
339
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,667
- See.
- I do see.
340
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:31,257
I have some friends
who can help, Mr. Ipkiss.
341
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,948
Friends in white coats.
342
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,537
Friends in, no, no. You're
not listening to me, doc.
343
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,435
The old double
reverse is not working.
344
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:39,920
The Mask is gone for good.
345
00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:41,267
Boom.
346
00:17:44,165 --> 00:17:47,411
Doctor Neuman. Ha ha ha.
347
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,205
Hi-i-i.
348
00:17:57,179 --> 00:18:00,148
I'm here about your
book, Doctor Neuman.
349
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:02,598
It changed my life.
350
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,256
I-I-I'm glad you
found it useful, sir.
351
00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:10,744
Yes, sir. Thanks to reverse
psychology I've realized my best
352
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:14,369
hey, not a very good
listener for a shrink, is he?
353
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:18,097
Man, that makes me feel
like blowing somebody up.
354
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,204
You'll do.
355
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:23,861
Ah, no hablo ingles.
356
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,759
No problemo.
357
00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:30,730
I speak the universal
language of kaboom.
358
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:33,457
Hey, hey, look buddy.
Uh, give me a break okay.
359
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:36,425
I'm just a, a dork, who
works in a bank. Really.
360
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:39,773
Working in a bank is all I
do. Ple-please don't hurt me.
361
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:42,811
Sheesh, pal. Don't you
have any self-respect?
362
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,539
Not. I'm nickels worth. I'm a
coward. Hamsters scare me.
363
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,127
You wanna see my yellow streak?
364
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:53,580
Ew, you're pathetic.
Like-like some kind of..
365
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,720
Human doormat?
366
00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:59,103
Yes, that's it. A doormat.
367
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,071
Go on. Wipe your feet.
368
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,936
Well, okay. But then..
369
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:06,593
What?
370
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:09,872
You know? There are
three things I can't stand.
371
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:15,671
Lima beans, itchy underwear
and snobs who tread on my threads.
372
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,777
Green face. How did you..
373
00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,468
Shh. Shh.
374
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:22,126
Thud Yes, sir.
375
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:26,268
I got a lot of schmucks to
scrape off these pod hoppers.
376
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:31,100
Boom
377
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:34,587
boing boing
378
00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:38,107
whizz.
379
00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,559
Uh, where'd he go?
380
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:44,838
Vroom [The Mask] Were goin' in.
381
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:46,012
Vroom.
382
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:49,912
Bombs a-way.
383
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,431
Whizz whizz whizz
384
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:54,883
tung
385
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,233
boom May day! May day!
386
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:03,098
Mothers day, daddas day,
daughters day, grandpas day.
387
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,480
Where's my boom boom?
388
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:06,826
Puk puk.
389
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:10,968
No matter. I've got the
biggest boomer, right here.
390
00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:15,317
With my plutonium primer,
I'll level the entire city.
391
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,113
All the stinkin' kids who
never bought my balloons
392
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:21,668
and all the green-faced clowns
who'd ever tried to stop me.
393
00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:26,086
I am the only one who
can survive a plutonium pop.
394
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:30,781
For I am Kablamus,
"The Unpoppable!"
395
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,060
Sorry, I can't let
you go nuclear.
396
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:36,165
My favorite
restaurant's in this city.
397
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,238
Well, you're too late,
green face. Say bye-bye.
398
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,624
Kaboom
399
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:54,080
[popping]
400
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:55,149
What is this?
401
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:56,185
Hmm.
402
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,568
Cluck cluck Could
use a little salt.
403
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:03,883
Popcorn? But, uh-uh, how?
404
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:05,333
Why, it's like this, darling.
405
00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:09,095
I switched your plutonium primer
with a popcorn primer, get it?
406
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,028
Pop-corn.
407
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,962
Got the idea from this
book I found in your belt.
408
00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:15,688
[screams]
409
00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:19,416
Buster, I can't stop
you from explodin'.
410
00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:22,281
But I can install this
handy-dandy valve.
411
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,248
Now, how much would you pay?
412
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,870
[instrumental music]
413
00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:31,220
That ought to relief
some pressure.
414
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:35,052
Whizz Not to
mention clear a room.
415
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:39,056
[farting]
416
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:52,690
No, sir, I-I don't
have a whacky reason
417
00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:53,967
for being gone all day.
418
00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:57,661
Then you're back in
new accounts, Mr. Ipkiss.
419
00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:00,698
[instrumental music]
420
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:03,632
Hey, Stan. Like my whacky hat?
421
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:06,290
Y-you know, Violet,
maybe, the hat thing
422
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,327
isn't such a good idea.
423
00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:12,952
Oh, well, maybe the date
thing isn't such a good idea.
424
00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:17,128
Huh. Well, I'll get the
promotion and a date someday.
425
00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:19,407
And I'll do it as plain old me.
426
00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:21,305
Stanley.
427
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:25,792
But in the meantime, I know
something they don't know.
428
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:32,937
'Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am
a hero. Ah-huh, that's me.'
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