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[theme music]
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♪ I've got ya with
my winnin' smile ♪
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♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ And I'm Nouveau Deco
Roman Greco Rococo Boroco ♪
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♪ Be Bop hip-hop flip-flop ♪
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♪ Somebody stop me ♪
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪
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♪ I stand out in the crowd ♪
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♪ Babe when they made me ♪
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♪ Yeah they broke the mold ♪
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♪ Wholesome and
kind staid and refined ♪
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♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
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♪ Arch villians
and ne'er do wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask see ♪
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
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♪ Ohh look out ♪
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♪ This is The Mask ♪
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♪ Smo-okin' ♪♪
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[thinking] You can
do it, Stanley Ipkiss.
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You can get your own dates.
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- Care to..
- Dance?
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Uh, delighted.
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Pretorius.
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Health and genetic makeup..
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Excellent.
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Are you some kind of doctor?
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Beep beep Brain stem,
larger than average.
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You'll do.
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Ah!
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Oh, no.
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Must use The Mask
for good, after all.
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Tush
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whoosh whoosh Ah,
do you come here often?
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I have never been here.
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But then, I've never
sought a bride before.
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His head. It's gone!
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Woink.
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Much better.
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Bam thud
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crack crack thud
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[crowd screaming]
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We'll be safe at my place.
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I calculated the probability
that you might be here tonight.
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To interfere with my plan.
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So, I came prepared
to remove your mask.
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Defense.
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Trr grr grr.
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Ha ha ha.
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Ugh.
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Mental note.
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I'm not a crook.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Psych. Ha ha ha.
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Oh, somebody stop me.
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O-oh, ha ha ha.
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Trr
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pop
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boom Smokin'.
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Mental note.
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Construct new robot body.
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[Instrumental music]
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Mask, your powers are
bizarre, unpredictable
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and beyond the realm of science.
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And if you were a
woman, I would marry you.
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Vroom Yaah! Agh!
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[Stanley] 'Another night at the
Coco-Bongo without meeting anyone.'
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Haven't been on a
date in three years?
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Your only companion a dog?
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Call Desperate Loners
Video Dating Service.
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No, no, I'm not that desperate.
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The comet Sebo will pass
within 50,000 miles of the earth
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becoming visible to
star gazers everywhere.
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Let's take a look, Milo.
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This is a once in a
life time experience.
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I wish I had someone
special to watch it with.
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[whimpering]
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[Pretorius] 'It approaches.'
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And with it the
realization of my scheme.
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But first there is a detail
yet to be worked out.
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I'm still in search of..
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The perfect bride.
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[automated voice]
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[female #1] 'Haven't been
on a date for three years?'
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Call The Desperate
Loners Video Dating service.
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[Stanley] 'Well,
I'm picky, Charlie.'
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I won't go out with
just anyone, like you.
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Excuse me, I'm very picky.
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I only go out with
good-looking blondes.
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Well, my perfect woman
is someone soft spoken.
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'You know, someone who
doesn't need to dress fancy.'
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'Who likes to stay
home and read.'
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If she's socially
inept or awkward
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hey, that's okay.
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[screaming]
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Ha ha ha. Gave
me a little jolt, there.
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Umm, agh.
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Is this new accounts?
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I'm sorry, I didn't
quite hear you.
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[clears throat]
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Is this new accounts?
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Cause I would like to
open an account for my dog.
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For your... dog?
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Uh-huh.
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Esmeralda.
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Oh, oh, she is cute.
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Well, she is very, very shy.
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Ha ha ha, I see.
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Oh, you like comets?
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Ha, 'cause I like
comets too. Ow!
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Ha ha ha, oh, she's
wild about you, my man.
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Really? How can
you tell, Charlie?
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I can't make out a word.
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[Charlie] 'Oh, come on, I got a
sixth sense about these things.'
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She's a caged animal
waiting to escape.
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She'll eat you alive.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Hi.
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Listen, uh, wou-wou-would
you be interested in watching
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the co-co-comets, you know.
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'Cause I've got this
great telescope and I..
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[mumbling]
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Uh, I'm, was that a yes?
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[man on TV] 'We now return to
Friday night co-ed mud wrestling.'
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Milo, Milo, Milo,
my little buddy.
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Could you make
yourself scarce tonight?
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Because I have got a date.
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Evelyn.
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Get down, get down, get down.
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Swish swish swish brrh brrh
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[instrumental music]
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Nah!
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I almost got it.
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Thump thump Gotta be her.
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Sniff sniff.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Come on in.
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This is nice.
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Oh, you've brought your dog.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Have a seat.
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I'll be right back.
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Milo, do it for me.
Just for a while?
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I promise. I'll buy
you a steak, please?
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Here we go. Look,
Milo. It's Esmeralda.
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Grr
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[whimpering]
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Slurp slurp
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[instrumental music]
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Ha! Dogs.
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Nature's little clowns.
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Pork rinds?
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[instrumental music]
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Right. Entertain her.
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Ha ha ha. You know
what really cracks me up?
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This.
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Aah! Ha ha ha.
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[dramatic music]
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I don't get it, Milo. The
face always gets a laugh.
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I just can't tell
if she likes me.
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Hey, maybe I should
talk about her dog more.
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[whimpering]
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Sorry, I didn't
mean to rub it in.
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Enough dilly-dallying.
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I asked her here for one reason.
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A moment like this
comes once in a life time.
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It would be foolish
to just let it pass by.
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Umm!
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Oh, no. I meant the comet.
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Please. Yup. Comets.
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You know, Evelyn,
they are so far away.
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- And yet..
- So close.
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Well... yeah.
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Um, Oh, God.
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Um, uh, I have to go.
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[Stanley] 'No, wait,
Evelyn, that's the closet.'
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crash thud
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[instrumental music]
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[Evelyn] 'I can't see.
without my glasses.'
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Evelyn, no!
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Whoosh whoosh
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whoosh whoosh.
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Hi there, sugar.
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[howling]
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[whistling]
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[whimpering]
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Arf woof
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[panting]
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Arf woof.
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- Evelyn.
- Call me, Eve.
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It's more how you
say, je ne sais quoi.
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Oh, Stanley, when I look at you
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I see vital organs
and my head aches.
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In a good way.
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We were meant for each other.
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You love pork rinds.
I love pork rinds.
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Slurp slurp.
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Oh, those faces you make.
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Aah! He he he.
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She thinks I'm
screw ball rabbit.
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Screw ball rabbit?
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[screaming]
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You're hurtin' my back.
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Ha ha, and you're
makin' me sweat.
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Kiss me.
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Mwah mwah [whimpering]
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I guess she likes me after all.
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And then he dumped me.
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And that's why I became..
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A cow girl.
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[Pretorius] 'The comet Seba nears
its closest proximity to the Earth.'
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I am running out of time.
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Well, I've been talkin'
about myself all night.
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I wanna know more about you.
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Well, I have developed a
new tissue rejuvenation serum.
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Swish
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[dramatic music]
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Help me.
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What do you think?
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Ugh!
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He's... kinda cute.
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Then you'll do.
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Vroom screech
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[instrumental music]
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What's with this
crown in your pretzels
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achy-breaky cowboy clammer?
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Let's swing!
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Female mask. She's perfect.
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[instrumental music]
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Thud
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[music continues]
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Where ya goin'?
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I was just gonna
go to the men's..
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Oh, yeah. Ha, cha cha cha.
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Thud.
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Oh.
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They are really good,
aren't they, darlin'?
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Darlin'?
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[instrumental music]
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[Evelyn] Aw, you
shiverin', slender thing.
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Ah, uh, I-I-I'm frozen in fear.
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I'll heat you up.
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Oh, should I remove The Mask?
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Eve, really loves me.
But what if Evelyn doesn't?
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But the mask must
be used for good.
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It's good that she loves me.
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But she's got a big green head.
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What would our
children look like?
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Mask has got to go!
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How about that? The
stars are far away.
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Yet so very, very close.
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Yeah, so close.
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Say it in French.
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[screaming]
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Get off my spleen.
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S'il vous plait.
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Huh?
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[dramatic music]
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Eve, behind you.
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Mwah mwah mwah
Oh, feisty rabbit.
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[whirring]
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At last. My perfect bride.
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The future belongs to me.
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00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:48,966
Stanley-y-y!
268
00:13:54,764 --> 00:14:00,529
Yes, siree, space not it's
gonna be one cosmic spectacle.
269
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:05,085
The moment I saw you doing
that new-fangled jitterbug dance
270
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:09,952
I knew we were destined
to spend eternity together.
271
00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:14,957
Forgive me for encasing you
in the titanium based cylinder.
272
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:21,101
But it was necessary to
contain your mask super powers.
273
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,827
He thinks I'm Eve.
274
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,243
Ha, I hope he likes surprises.
275
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:31,249
Click whirr swish whirr.
276
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:35,875
[Pretorius] 'This laser cannon will
divert the Comet Seba from its course'
277
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:38,912
to a direct collision
with Edge City.
278
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:41,294
'When the comet strikes earth..'
279
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,917
'...it will destroy
all human life.'
280
00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:46,955
'Just like the dinosaurs.'
281
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:51,718
That is except for you and
me, when we retreat to my
282
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:55,515
underground stronghold.
283
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,897
Ironic name, Eve.
284
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,554
Considering we shall
be the Adam and Eve
285
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:04,524
of a new super-human race.
286
00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:10,047
Born of my brilliant intellect
and your mask powers.
287
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,427
Sure.
288
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,982
Except I don't have any
mask powers at the moment.
289
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:16,812
And you are psychotic.
290
00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:17,951
Ow!
291
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,643
But first, I must
remove your head.
292
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,853
'So we're more
physically compatible.
293
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,787
Let me out of here.
Let me out of here.
294
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,550
Boom.
295
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,762
Get away from my
screw ball rabbit.
296
00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,043
You're not Eve.
297
00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:45,289
Eve, be mine and we
shall rule the Earth together.
298
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,118
Dream on, zippy.
299
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,913
I love Stanley Ipkiss.
300
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:53,021
Eve, uh, Eve, those
things never work.
301
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:57,473
Bang [Eve] 'Bulls eye.'
302
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,544
bang
303
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,996
[singing]
304
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,894
♪ Clinch the bad guys ♪
305
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,896
♪ Slice the bad guy ♪
306
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,795
♪ Chop the bad guy ♪
307
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,625
♪ Dice them all ♪♪
308
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:13,179
Ah!
309
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,874
Clank
310
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,739
Eve, will you watch
it with that thing?
311
00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:22,912
P-taff
312
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,780
zap zap zap.
313
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:32,267
It's not just a laser.
It's mortar cannon.
314
00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:37,375
Bang boom Eve.
315
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,482
[dramatic music]
316
00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:47,523
Soing [grunting]
317
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:54,082
I shall be forced to use more
drastic methods of persuasion.
318
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:58,845
Eve, will you marry me?
319
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,781
You can't.
320
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,576
Clank clank.
321
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,959
Miss me?
322
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:14,895
We will continue this
spat, momentarily.
323
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:19,002
It's time to put the next
big bang into motion.
324
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:23,249
[Eve] 'Alone, at last.'
325
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,973
No, stop him!
326
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:34,742
Thud bam beep beep zap
327
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,299
zap
328
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:42,487
[female news reporter] 'We interrupt
this broadcast for a special news bulletin'
329
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,787
The comet Seba has
just gone off course
330
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,756
and it's due to destroy
earth in five minutes.
331
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:50,828
[news reporter] 'We now return
to part one of War and Peace.'
332
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:54,211
Eve, you've got to use your
super powers to stop that comet.
333
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,075
Say it in French.
334
00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:58,974
[grunting]
335
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,395
[dramatic music]
336
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:08,915
Oh, ah, ah.
337
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,196
Goodbye, Eve.
338
00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:15,991
It's up to you, now.
339
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:23,171
Swoosh [indisting singing]
340
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,344
Halt!
341
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:28,521
Good thing I'm
inperious to pain.
342
00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:35,217
Hmm, how to stop a speeding
comet from destroying the Earth?
343
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:38,772
I'm stumped. Might as well go
home and prepare the inevitable.
344
00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:41,154
[instrumental music]
345
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:42,949
Woof woof
346
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,469
woof woof
347
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,129
whoosh whoosh.
348
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,857
Ah, I always
wanted to read these.
349
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,136
That was good. That
was good. That was good.
350
00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,208
My last meal.
351
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:03,245
Gulp [burping]
352
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:08,216
Charlie, you can keep
your lousy promotion.
353
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:10,701
I always wanted to say that.
354
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:11,840
One minute left.
355
00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:14,014
I gotta go out lookin' sharp.
356
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:21,056
Swish swish click
click [humming]
357
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:30,376
You know, I've been
meaning to get that fixed.
358
00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:32,101
That's it.
359
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,310
Thump clank
360
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:39,592
whoosh whoosh
screech whoosh whoosh
361
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:46,185
crash clank clatter clatter.
362
00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:52,363
Yep, that ought to do it.
363
00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:56,229
Oops.
364
00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:59,853
[dramatic music]
365
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,863
Boom.
366
00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:12,763
Solid.
367
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:15,421
Oh, you again.
368
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:18,838
I constructed a new
improved robot body.
369
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:22,151
Equipped with lard bucket.
370
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,568
Glug glug glug
371
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,504
trr.
372
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:37,166
And now, I shall
destroy you, Mr. Ipkiss.
373
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,377
For foiling my brilliant plan.
374
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:42,033
[Evelyn] 'Freeze, low life.'
375
00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:47,315
I'm sorry, what was that?
376
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:48,557
[clears throat]
377
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:51,974
I said... freeze, low life!
378
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,840
You just get away
from the man that I love!
379
00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:58,567
Aren't we the bold one?
380
00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:01,950
Evelyn, you said, you love me.
381
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:05,125
That's right! I guess I did.
382
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:09,060
Now you can say... farewell.
383
00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:11,304
Zap zap
384
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:15,377
boom
385
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:23,282
clank clank.
386
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,908
[Pretorius] 'Mental
note, don't make threats'
387
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,738
'with a mortar
launcher trained on you.'
388
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:34,120
clank clank.
389
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:37,503
Oh, Stanley. How
did we get here?
390
00:21:37,572 --> 00:21:40,229
Gee, I don't know.
391
00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:46,305
[Stanley] 'Ha ha ha, you
know, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve.'
392
00:21:46,374 --> 00:21:51,448
We have everything in common.
I mean, comets and pork rinds.
393
00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:54,416
And making funny faces.
394
00:21:54,485 --> 00:21:56,176
He he he.
395
00:21:56,245 --> 00:21:58,800
- Too bad I wanna kill your dog.
- Hey, likewise.
396
00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:00,146
What?
397
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:03,011
Excuse the heck out of
me but at least Milo knows
398
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,703
not to do his doody on
my comic book collection.
399
00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:09,431
Well, maybe Esmeralda
wouldn't have had to doody
400
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,020
if your dog didn't
make her so nervous.
401
00:22:16,507 --> 00:22:19,061
There is only one thing to do.
402
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,478
We don't have much choice.
403
00:22:27,242 --> 00:22:30,107
I'm glad I have someone
special to watch the comet with.
404
00:22:30,176 --> 00:22:32,351
Woof woof
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