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[theme music]
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♪ I gotcha with
my winnin' smile ♪
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♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm nouveau deco Roman Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo baroque-o
bebop and hip-hop ♪
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♪ Uh flip-flop
somebody stop me ♪
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♪ Pretty viridian faces ♪
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♪ Like mine ♪
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♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪
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♪ I stand out in a crowd ♪
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♪ Babe when they made
me yeah they broke the mold ♪
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♪ Wholesome and
kind staid and refined ♪
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♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
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♪ Arch villains and
ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask see ♪
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
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♪ Oh look out ♪
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♪ This is the mask ♪♪
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S-s-smokin'!
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[screaming]
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Nobody clears a
room like you, Walter.
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Say, this place calls for
more appropriate attire.
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Wardrobe!
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So you think you know Kung Fu?
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Hm! Okay, then.
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Let's fight.
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Hyah!
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Ooh!
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Your Kung Fu is good
but you need discipline.
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Ugh.
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Your discipline
improves, Walt-san.
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[comical music]
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[Pretorius] 'No matter how
much punishment the Mask takes'
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it never leaves a mark.
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He always comes
back for more, sir.
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Maybe he likes it.
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Hmm... perhaps.
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Mental note.
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His invulnerability
could prove useful.
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[gunshots]
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I'm Mozart, the talking dog.
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Woof! Woof!
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[whimpers]
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Woof! Woof!
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Oh! Huh?
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Fortune cookies?
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Whoa! What happened
last night, Milo?
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I went on that date I've
been planning for a year.
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And then, ugh, and then
Walter showed up, and the mask..
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[gasps] The mask!
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The mask. Oh, Milo.
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The mask insulted my date.
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He left her in a lurch with
egg foo young on her face.
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Oh, she's gonna kill me.
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[phone rings]
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- Hello!
- Stanley!
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I thought you'd never wake up.
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Peggy. Oh, Milo,
it's only Peggy.
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I thought you were someone else.
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[Peggy] 'Right! Like,
who else calls you?'
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'Anyway, listen.'
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Meet me at the museum
of history, right away.
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[instrumental music]
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[yawning] Tell me what's
so urgent to wake me up
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on a Saturday, Brenda Starr.
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Lighten up, Stanley.
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- It's a surprise!
- What is it?
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Masks? Excuse me, Peggy!
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After my bumbled date last night
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the last thing I
wanna see are masks.
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No, come on! It was meant to be.
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The tickets just showed up
on my doorstep this morning.
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So, since you rarely
have anything better to do
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except spend a
year planning a date
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I figured you wouldn't mind
coming along with me to..
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Stanley, what's up?
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Look.
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It's my mask.
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Whoa! See?
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All that whining and now
you're glad you came.
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"This fabled 11th century mask
was known as master of darkness.
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'Eater of children's brains."'
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Peggy, help me! I'm
a brain-eating ghoul!
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Oh, pooh. It's an 11th
century superstition.
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TV's the only thing that eats
children's brains nowadays.
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Now, wait a minute.
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The mask was rude to my date.
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What if that's the first sign of
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the hunger?
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The mask isn't a ghoul.
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Look at the good he's
done for my career..
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I-I mean, the city.
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Oh, come on, you
know as well as I do
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the mask would rather
do water polo night
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at the cocobongo
than fight crime.
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[gasps] Another mask.
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"Legend refers to this
as the sister mask."
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Cool! The city could use a
good female crime fighter.
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Not sister as in girl, Peggy.
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Okay, "One should
never, ever wear the mask"
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"without the sister mask.
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"Lest ye unleash
all manner of evil
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and brain-eating madness!"
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Man, those people
got carried away
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with the brain-eating stuff.
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[Stanley] '"Worn alone the
sister mask wields no power.'
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'"When the two masks are joined'
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'"the sister mask
bestows the wearer'
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'"control over the
dark forces within.'
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'"Only then is there hope to
turn the mask's dark forces'
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'to the cause of good."'
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Well, no wonder the mask's
so unpredictable, Pegg.
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I've been wearing
the bad boy mask.
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With that sister mask,
I could be in charge.
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Peggy, I could teach
the mask manners!
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Uhm, nothing personal
but the thought of you
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controlling the mask sounds..
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Well, boring.
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Should I remove the mask?
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'It's for a good cause.'
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Peggy, say hello to a
new era for the mask.
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How about goodbye?
I gotta go, Stanley.
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All this excitement
is too much for me.
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[instrumental music]
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Well, we like sister mask.
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Don't we, Milo? Don't we, buddy?
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Don't we like them?
No, no! No, Milo!
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[growling]
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Sister mask is not a chew toy.
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No, it's the key to
making the mask
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an all-around nicer guy..
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Like me.
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[whimpering]
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[intense music]
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[grunting]
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Okay, righteously.
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For the greater good of man
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from this moment on
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I will bring wholesomeness
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to the heart of every citizen.
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Even the lowland creatures
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will eat from my hand.
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Aah! Bug!
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Splat!
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My, that wasn't very angelic.
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What a gyp!
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This sister mask
doesn't work at all.
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I ought to take it back
to the 11th century
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for a refund.
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And just what is this
goofball thing on my head?
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[gong dings]
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Greetings, Mask.
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Hey, Pretorius!
What's shakin', bub?
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We got matching tattoos.
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But not for long.
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[beeping]
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Bang Well, that was
completely unexpected.
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Of course it was.
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From this moment, Mask
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I will dictate
your every action.
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For you are now..
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My puppet.
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Puppet. Puppet?
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Who you calling puppet, pal?
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Come on. Show yourself
so's I can box your ears.
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I'm a wreckin' machine.
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Oh, I don't have to show myself
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since I have you
to do my bidding.
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Anything I command
is yours to obey.
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Bam bam bam My
sister mask has taken
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possession of your own
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allowing me to utilize
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your unique talents at my whim.
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I... am in the
driver's seat now.
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Oh, yeah? Well,
there's one thing
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you didn't bargain
for, Pretorius.
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Me taking the sister mask off.
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[straining]
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Fascinating apparatus, no?
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I created the sister
mask in my lab
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fed the museum tickets
to your reporter friend
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and led your alter ego on
the perfectly constructed
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goose chase.
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[barks]
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Thanks for the exposition, bub.
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Why not just jump
me in a parking lot
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and take my darn mask?
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Oh, I'm no longer interested
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in your mask for its own sake.
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I have other goals.
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[growling]
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[Pretorius] Goalswhich
require someone
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of an invulnerable disposition.
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Namely..
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You.
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We'll see who's pulling
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whose strings, gepetto.
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Clang clang clang.
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[Agnes Peenman] 'Hey,
Ipkiss! Pipe down over there!'
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Oh la la.
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I see further
demonstration is needed
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to prove you are my marionette.
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Perhaps your neighbor
could be of assistance.
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Are you..
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Fond of her?
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Mrs. Peenman?
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Oh, yeah, like I'm fond
of Montezuma's revenge.
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Then perhaps you would enjoy
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planting a great big fat one
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on her full red lips.
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No!
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No, you wouldn't!
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[intense music]
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No! Argh!
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[Pretorius] 'You're
making this harder'
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'than it has to be.'
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[grunting]
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You haven't seen her!
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[woman on TV]
'Straws. S-T-R-A-W-S.'
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You!
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For both our sakes
but especially mine..
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Run!
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[comical music]
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[both screaming]
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Thud vroom [panting]
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gulp gulp gulp
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splat.
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You're not gonna get away
with this, Mr. Sick Puppy.
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Enough histrionics.
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[intense music]
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[Pretorius] 'Head towards
the outskirts of town.'
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'The time has come
to begin your first task.'
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[panting]
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[music continues]
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'You need to get
inside the base.'
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'Some digging
equipment will be in order.'
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[whirring]
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P-tooey!
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You know, I really
meant to turn left
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to the groundhog family's hutch.
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[Pretorius] 'Our goal lies'
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'within that bunker.'
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Cease and desist!
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Oh, you mean this isn't
the Fresno furry friends
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arts and crafts fair?
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Well, I'll just be
goin' now, okay?
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Okay. Bubye.
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Hey!
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[whistle blows]
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[siren wailing]
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I am leaving now.
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Really, I am.
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Mask, it's time you
became a vehicle
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of absolute destruction
like, oh, say..
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The deadly robot.
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Robot schmobot.
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Slurp.
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How's this for absolute
destruction, doc?
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00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,229
Huh? Huh?
265
00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,819
[instrumental music]
266
00:11:58,338 --> 00:11:59,753
[banging]
267
00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:01,651
Sorry, Mr. Army Man.
268
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,412
Guard that bunker!
269
00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,414
[indistinct shouting]
270
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,728
Guys, this is nothing
personal, really.
271
00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:11,109
Thwack
272
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,080
[male #1] 'Move back,
kid with amazing powers.'
273
00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,564
'Throw down your weapon!'
274
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,404
I think we should listen
to the nice helicopters.
275
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:20,748
Don't you off voice
inside my head
276
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,293
making me do bad things.
277
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:23,294
Ooh la la.
278
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:24,502
But what makes you think
279
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:27,091
we would give up so easily?
280
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:36,169
Bells and whistles, Pretorius.
281
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:37,549
So I can fly.
282
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:39,379
Big deal.
283
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,523
[male #1] 'Emergency landing!'
284
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:48,837
Ooh!
285
00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:51,287
You got a baddisposition.
286
00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:56,672
Boom pew pew pew
287
00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,779
[tires screeching]
288
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,574
Milo!
289
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:04,576
[barking]
290
00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:08,408
Right!
291
00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,790
Like I can understand you.
292
00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:12,792
[intense music]
293
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,726
Mayday! Mayday!
294
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,556
I'm s-s-smokin'!
295
00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,179
Boom.
296
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,597
Adrian!
297
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,599
[gunshots]
298
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:31,741
Uh, I thought I loaded this
299
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,743
with flags with
funny words on 'em.
300
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:37,023
Firearms bad.
301
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:39,957
Oh, I must use mask for good.
302
00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:41,372
Bad firearms.
303
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:42,787
Must use mask for good.
304
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,478
[grunting]
305
00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:45,825
[beeping]
306
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:49,587
Yes!
307
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,692
Give peace a chance!
308
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,694
Pow pow pow
309
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,318
boom.
310
00:13:58,423 --> 00:13:59,908
Watch out, I might
transform into
311
00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:02,703
a four-speed
blender or something.
312
00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:04,222
Fine idea, Mask.
313
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,499
These shenanigans keep us
314
00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,881
from more important matters.
315
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,365
Eavesdropper.
316
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:10,677
Swish
317
00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:15,578
whoosh.
318
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,964
Retreat, men! He's gonna blow!
319
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,310
Boys, this is gonna hurt me
320
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,794
more than it's gonna hurt you.
321
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,796
Boom.
322
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:34,218
Ouch.
323
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:36,841
I knew your invulnerability
324
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,567
would prove useful.
325
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,914
'Now fetch it here, Mask.'
326
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:45,505
[tires screeching]
327
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,990
Stop the presses!
What happened here?
328
00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:50,855
Some guy in a mask broke in
329
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,408
kicked our butts
330
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:54,445
and stole somethin' top secret.
331
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:56,033
Which way did he go?
332
00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,827
[groans]
333
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,070
Never mind.
334
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,660
[sniffing]
335
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,662
[intense music]
336
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:13,809
Honey, I'm home!
337
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,845
Hey, nice lab. Looks
just like the last one.
338
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,882
It isthe last one.
339
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,470
Due to your prior meddling
340
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,369
I've been forced to relocate.
341
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,820
Now! The meteor fragment.
342
00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:25,821
Please!
343
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,823
Oh, what meteor fragment?
344
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,724
Thank you.
345
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,495
You know, the surgeon
general has determined
346
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,176
that being evil has been known
347
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:38,799
to cause bad karma
in laboratory rats.
348
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:42,389
Oh, you misunderstand me.
349
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,115
I'm not evil.
350
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,530
I'm a scientist.
351
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,532
A chaos theorist.
352
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:51,295
'It's just that in my
pursuit for scientific truth'
353
00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:55,264
the innocents are
bound to be harmed.
354
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,059
[growling]
355
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,128
Shh!
356
00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,476
Such is the way of chaos.
357
00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:06,275
This meteor
fragment, for instance
358
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:09,278
is no ordinary
chunk of space rock.
359
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:13,213
It has very special properties.
360
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:15,871
Behold!
361
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,253
[zaps]
362
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,634
The power of invisibility!
363
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:22,602
[gasps]
364
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,190
That's great, Pretorius.
365
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,812
But does he do parties?
366
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,193
Three other such fragments
367
00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,126
have recently fallen to earth
368
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:32,336
all guarded at military
bases around the world.
369
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:36,961
'Each fragment possesses
a different characteristic.'
370
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,860
'Fragment two will
transform a man'
371
00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:43,036
'into an unstoppable
being made of flame.'
372
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:45,659
'Fragment three
will bestow a man'
373
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:48,490
'with elastic properties.'
374
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:49,767
'And the fourth..'
375
00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:52,045
'A strength-enhanced man'
376
00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:54,634
'of unbreakable rock.'
377
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:58,362
Just like in the comic book.
378
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,365
Now it's time for
your next errand.
379
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,574
This time to Beirut
380
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,507
to secure the second fragment.
381
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:07,371
Sorry, I don't travel without
382
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,234
honey roasted peanuts.
383
00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:11,720
Oh, yes, you will.
384
00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:14,550
[intense music]
385
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,346
Boy, is this story
gonna sell newspapers!
386
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:18,796
[growling]
387
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,386
Hm, before we can proceed
388
00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:24,733
it seems there are distractions
389
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:27,046
that need tending.
390
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:28,530
[beeping]
391
00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:29,669
[gasps]
392
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,326
Hey, Pretorius. I
hate the press, too.
393
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:32,982
But this seems a little extreme.
394
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,467
[barking]
395
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,619
Come here, little bow-wow.
This is gonna hurt us both.
396
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:39,989
But not in the same place.
397
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,579
[laughs]
398
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,479
Somebody stop me!
399
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:51,622
No! Okay, uh, maskey pal.
400
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:53,416
'How many times have
I got you on page one?'
401
00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:56,558
[grunting] We're buds, remember?
402
00:17:56,627 --> 00:17:59,147
[Pretorius] 'The
mask is fully cognizant'
403
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,356
though not in
control of his actions.
404
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:03,461
That's the beauty of it.
405
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,876
[barking]
406
00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:06,154
- Hey!
- What!
407
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:14,576
Hey! I can move!
408
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,129
Watch me now!
409
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,786
[upbeat music]
410
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,753
No remote, no control.
411
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:22,135
Goodbye, sister mask.
412
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:24,103
[grunting]
413
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:31,869
[grunting] Don't
just stand there!
414
00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,871
[intense music]
415
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,603
Come on! You 'ol
buddy. You want some?
416
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:44,364
Okay. Say hello
to the real mask.
417
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,953
Wooh! Waah!
418
00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:48,955
[grunting]
419
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,547
[chuckles] Oh. Wrong mask.
420
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:55,927
Ugh!
421
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,412
Stanley... oh!
422
00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:58,930
Oh! Ooh!
423
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,484
Hey! Ooh!
424
00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:03,556
[grunting] Why, you..
425
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,833
[male #2] 'Hey!'
426
00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:09,493
[male #2 groaning] Ouch!
427
00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:12,772
Funny, you don't feel invisible.
428
00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,982
[grunting] Ah! Help!
429
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:18,847
Oh, Peggy!
430
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,331
Stanley, catch!
431
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,095
[screams]
432
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,686
[dramatic music]
433
00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:35,035
[growling]
434
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:41,180
Hmm, I can see now
435
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:44,217
that I am more
than just a scientist.
436
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:48,152
I actually am evil!
437
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,671
I could've told you that.
438
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:53,951
Run!
439
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,610
[music continues]
440
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,682
[growling]
441
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:06,791
[whimpers]
442
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:12,314
[music continues]
443
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,282
[panting]
444
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,389
Hey, it's those guys.
445
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,632
What happened to big head?
446
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,117
[snarling]
447
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:24,223
There will be no escape
448
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:27,156
this time, Mr. Ipkiss.
449
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,404
[screams]
450
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:36,027
Time to give myself..
451
00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:37,339
A cookie.
452
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,997
Ah, you should never eat
anything bigger than your head.
453
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,343
That means us.
454
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,002
Hey!
455
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,624
Milo!
456
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:48,385
Take this!
457
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:49,938
[growling]
458
00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,804
[zapping]
459
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:57,842
'Fools!'
460
00:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,948
The sister mask is useless
461
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,330
without the remote control.
462
00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:04,539
Thank you.
463
00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:07,818
Now, there. Would you like
to see some payback, Peggy?
464
00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:10,510
I know I would.
465
00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:12,478
Oh, puppet!
466
00:21:14,549 --> 00:21:16,620
Become an object of
absolute destruction
467
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,863
like, say, hmm..
468
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,865
A soccer ball!
469
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:25,422
No!
470
00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:27,734
This is for making
me kick my dog.
471
00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:30,392
[comical music]
472
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,437
Hey, you like wearing
the mask, huh?
473
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:42,784
'Oh, that's great.'
474
00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:44,682
Try getting a
date with it, creep.
475
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:47,236
[beeping]
476
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,031
And this..
477
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,930
This is for dashing my hopes
478
00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:53,760
of actually being able to
control the mask someday.
479
00:21:55,141 --> 00:21:57,281
Uh! Let me guess.
480
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,318
'You're never, ever going
to wear the mask again.'
481
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,734
- 'Huh, Stanley?'
- 'Au contraire.'
482
00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:07,947
I know someone who'd
like to get a few licks in.
483
00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:13,124
I'm back!
484
00:22:13,193 --> 00:22:16,473
And I understand it's water
polo night at the cocobongo!
485
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:19,268
But first, Pretorius
and I have some..
486
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,649
'Catching up to do.'
487
00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:22,099
[screams]
488
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,067
Squeal, Pretorius!
489
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,759
Squeal!
490
00:22:26,828 --> 00:22:28,381
[laughs]
491
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:32,489
[theme music]
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