Original subtitles

[theme music]

Thud.

♪ I gotcha with my winnin' smile ♪

♪ I'm a livin' lesson in flair and style ♪

♪ You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire ♪

♪ I'm Nouveau Deco Roman-Greco ♪

♪ Rococo Barroco bebop and hip-hop ♪

♪ Uh flip-flop ♪

♪ Somebody stop me ♪

♪ Pretty viridian faces like mine ♪

♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪

♪ I stand out in a crowd ♪

♪ Babe when they made me yeah they broke the mold ♪

♪ Wholesome and kind staid and refined ♪

♪ Totally out of my mind ♪

♪ Arch villains and ne'er-do-wells ♪

♪ Had better learn to decorate prison cells ♪

♪ Green goes with anything if they ask see ♪

♪ Well there's one last thing I gotta sing about ♪

♪ Open up wide and really shout ♪

♪ Oh look out ♪

♪ This is The Mask ♪♪

S-s-s-s-mokin'!

[siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

Screech.

This youngster hot out of the miners has broken away

and is leading the pack.

But can he keep his lead? Can he?

Screech screech

[siren wailing]

Screech.

Here comes the sadistic clown now.

Wow, how'd you know he was gonna come here?

Screech Because I have a hunch

the Mask is Stanley Ipkiss.

Lieutenant Kellaway! Doyle.

Here, look, Milo. Our friendly neighborhood detectives.

[Milo barks]

[groans]

We followed the Mask in here, Ipkiss.

We think you've got something to do with him.

[stammering]

W-Whatever gave you that idea?

Yeah, it's not like we ever seen 'em

talking to each other or somethin'.

I mean, I have never ever seen

Stanley and the Mask in the same place. So how do...

You know why you never see 'em in the same place?

I'll tell you why.

Because Stanley Ipkiss and the Mask

are the same person.

Wait! Hey, wait a second! What are.. Come on!

From here on, you go where I go, Ipkiss.

Um, am I going, too?

You can't pick your nose without me knowin'.

Eww!

And if you become the Mask

your little secret won't be so secret anymore.

Lieu-lieutenant, I'm-I'm going, too.

[tires screeching]

Look, c-could you.. Ah!

Not so.. Ah-ha!

[Doyle over radio] 'Ahem. Uh, lieutenant?'

'Uh, should I take this to mean'

'that I'm not going, or..'

You know, it occurs to me.

Doyle's not like the other cops, is he?

Let's get something straight right here in now, Ipkiss.

No one pulls my underwear over my head

and gets away with it.

[laughs]

Why, that-that felon.

I hope you nail him, Kellaway

and put him behind bars.

[tires screeches]

[clanking]

Aww! What?

What is it? Crime in progress?

No. I'm thirsty, and the car needs oil.

♪ Oom-tee poodly oom-tee poodly ♪

♪ Oom-tee poodly di-da-vun ♪♪

Stanley!

Pepe! Ha!

One complimentary nobody's-paying slushy!

Achoo Still thirsty?

[laughs]

Drink up, my square-jawed friend!

Quick! Those kids! They're loitering!

We're just reading the pictures.

Yeah. Gear down, man.

This is no library! Beat it!

You kids are ruining the world!

Come on, Ipkiss.

I want as many miles as possible

'between me and that monkey hair slushy.'

Wow. What a..

Jerk.

Yeah, Eddie. We should go whoomp him or something.

[laughs]

Know what?

Be easy if we were Insector the Bugman, though.

Yeah.

Dak, how can we both be Insector the Bugman?

- He's only one guy. - Ah! Easy.

We both get bitten by radioactive bugs.

And then we'd be..

One guy?

No, we'd be two guys

but we'd both be Insector the Bugman.

Okay.

Then, then we could whoomp that cop

or something.

Ooh! Like... revenge?

[Dak] 'Yeah. Revenge.'

[laughter]

[male #1 over radio] 'Kellaway, code 1428. Warehouse district.'

'Roll, roll, roll!'

screech

screech

screech.

Ow! Whoa!

What's going on here?

[gasping] Sir, Art Nouveau and his gang

are holed up inside

and they're threatening to, like

blow up the entire block

unless their demands are met.

Nouveau. He's bluffing.

He's an art forger, not a bomber.

Come on, Ipkiss. We're goin' in.

But, sir, it's a dynamite factory!

'It, you know, wouldn't take very much'

'at all to blow up this particular city block.'

Wait! He said..

Oow!

Hey... Kellaway!

This is a dynamite factory.

This is bad.

That's what I've been tryingto tell you!

I told you to keep everyone back.

But would you listen?

'No!'

Well, now it's time

for the next big explosion in art!

Wait! Listen, M-Mr. Nouveau.

Hi. Ahem.

Sir, have you considered that if you're standing

right next to the explosives, when you set them off.

It's not only going to blow up blow up the entire block

but, you know, you, too, sir?

Oh!

Ah, I was this close to doing it, too.

[screams]

[sighs]

It's gonna blow!

'We gotta stop that dynamite'

before someone gets hurt!

- 'It's a meltdown! Run!' - 'Run! Run!'

[alarm blaring]

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, cool. Now where's the bug?

I thought you brought the bug.

No. You were supposed to bring it.

- Bummer. - Bummer.

Okay. Alright. Okay.

Now we're radioactive

and we've got no bug to bite us.

Yeah, and I don't feel so good.

You know, I don't feel so good, too.

[both groans]

[siren wailing]

Screech

[both gasps]

- Look out! - Run!

Well, yoo-hoo to you, too!

Click click click.

Huh! This is a good thing, right?

[male #2 on PA] Hot dog!

Yee-ha!

Uh, My baby!

[chuckles]

Oh, my gosh!

[siren wailing]

[screams]

Crash

[tires screeching]

Screech.

Are things always this strange out on patrol?

[whooshing]

[glass shatters]

Yo, Eddie, check it out.

I'm-I'm some kind of putty thing.

'And I'm..'

I'm a fish guy!

Yeah, you are.

Whoa. Pretty strange.

[both panting]

Whoa. Alright. Uh, what do we do now?

I don't know. Do I smell?

Hey, let's wreck stuff!

Come on!

[grunting]

Coming.

I'm a fish. Wait up.

[car honking]

Ahh!

[both panting]

[both gasps]

[both groans]

Ha ha ha!

Ow! My fin.

Whoa. Scope this out.

Look, I can stre-e-e-e-etch

all over the place.

Ooh. Oh-oh, look.

I'm hard as a rock.

Thud

[rumbles]

Ho ho!

Is that full-on righteous or what?

I guess.

Aw, come on, uh, fish-guy.

What's wrong?

Hey, don't call me fish-guy.

I don't like being fish-guy!

'You got all the, like'

'the great scorcher super powers'

'and I didn't!'

I'm just a... fish.

Well, der.

But you breathe air, see?

And you talk.

You're like, I don't know

like a super fish.

That's, you know, ace cool, Bosco.

As if.

'Come on. We're the terrible two!'

♪ Na na na na ♪♪

We're a team, and we're gonna

break a bunch of stuff.

Come on, okay, do it. Pick a building.

[sighs]

That one, I guess.

Alright. No prob.

Home run for fish-guy!

Thud [rumbles]

Finish her off, buddyroo.

[inhales deeply]

[blows]

Oh, well, okay, that's cool.

Uh, well, look, we're a team.

We are Putty-thing and Fish-guy!

Yeah!

Whoo! Ha ha!

Thud [baby laughs]

Whoa, it's..

A flying baby?

Dak, he has better powers than me.

[chuckles]

[gasps] Aah!

Give me my baby!

Know what? She wants her baby.

[laughter]

Yeah. Her baby.

Eww! He's wet!

Here! Take him! Bleah!

[tires screeching]

Hold it right there!

[laughter]

Boom.

Over there. Hit it!

Boom

[both panting]

[panting] Oh! Monsters!

Monsters!

[screaming]

Blop blop blop.

Huh? They're some kind of mutants.

Save your elitist, Ivy League jabber for the bank, Ipkiss.

That guy's a fish.

Yee-ha!

There's no stopping 'em!

It's up to the Mask.

[grunting]

Ooh-ho!

[grunting]

[screaming]

[panting]

Milo!

'Milo!'

Mi... lo!

Good dog.

Okay, Milo.

Bring down my ma..

You know, the..

The "M" word!

[whimpers]

No! Not mom!

'The other "M" word!'

[Milo barks]

If I don't do this Edge City is doomed.

Hot-cha!

Time to mask-smash some mutants.

Ha ha ha!

But first..

Vroom.

Oopsy.

Okay, a little more to the left.

Per... fect.

Intense!

[imitating heavy metal guitar]

The Mask must annoy

the motley mutant miscreants.

I am bi-clops!

Make him cut it out, putty-thing.

You wanna mess with toolverine, huh, bub?

Yeah, do you, do you, do you! Ha ha!

It's your funeral.

Some putty tools ought to help your looks

Mr. Big and ugly.

What, does everybody have better powers than me?

Oh, I cannot believe this.

Wow. Do you really have all the powers of a fish?

Look out, everybody! He's gonna swim!

Uh! Dak, make him sto-o-o-p!

Leave Fish-Guy alone!

[sniffs]

Ooh! You mean day-old fish-guy.

Pee-yoo! Let me guess.

He can attract giant flies with his

uncanny power of stink. Am I right?

I do not stink.

Do I, Dak?

[sniffs]

Gulp No.

[laughs]

Oh, you guys are a million laughs. Let me tell you.

Hey, if only that blowhard Kellaway

could see me now.

Wait!

Shhh!

[Milo howls]

"Howl... colloquial.

"Kellaway is waking up.

"Get yourtuccus back here.

'"love, Milo.'

'to, PS I'm not kidding."'

[gasps] Kellaway is waking up?

Who cares? I'm not the one who land on the slammer.

Ipkiss is.

If Ipkiss goes to jail, I go.

Then I won't have a million laughs ever again.

[screams]

Sorry, fellas. Gotta amscray.

Oh, no, really, I've got a previous engagement.

Real ritzy-fitzy glamour and hoo-hah.

RSVP'd months ago for it.

Soften him up for me, Putty-thing.

Then I'll show him what a fish can do.

[laughs]

[panting]

[groans]

Ah!

[whimpers]

[groans]

[grunting]

Listen, one last request.

Can you finish me off in your hard rock mode.

This sticky clay stuff really stains the suit.

You know what I mean.

Uh... okay.

Somebody stop me!

Thud.

[Mask laughs]

What's going on? How'd we get here?

Would you believe a cowboy fell from the sky

and knocked you out, I mean, cold.

And then I had to come home to fed Milo.

[siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

Lieutenant!

Come to find out the Mask

was fighting the mutants.

'That means Ipkiss and the Mask'

'can't be the same person.'

So you can uncuff him

and I could be your partner again.

No deal, Doyal.

I wanna see the Mask and Ipkiss

side by side before I believe it.

Oh!

Now it's time to stop some mutant trash.

Ipkiss!

Please, Mr. Ugly guy with the face.

Do what you want with me, but don't hurt Pepe.

[screeching]

Ow! Get him off! Get him off!

You with the fins, up against the wall now!

Hiss You hurt Eddie.

Squash you now!

Squash me later!

Ohh!

[Kellaway] 'Ipkiss!'

What do you think you're doin'?

Oh, lieutenant. You were just getting into it.

You know what, potato-sack man

is me and Milo's favorite game.

Come on, let me put it on next.

Come on! Come on!

You're a sick man, Ipkiss.

Crash.

[Eddie] I hate pintos.

Smash that pinto.

And that building's ugly.

Waste it!

Yeah, if I can get on the big guy's head

I can take him!

Okay, hey, look, no offense

but it doesn't look like a fair fight.

No matter how you cut it.

He may mash me but I'm not going down easy.

Yeah, but-but what if he mashes me?

[elevator bell dings]

Stop the elevator!

Ipkiss, you fool!

Now I'm stuck!

[whistles]

Stop there, mister!

[grunting]

[screams]

You first, this time!

Ding.

Ipkiss!

[glass shatters]

[whooshing]

Vroom.

Alright!

[Kellaway] 'Ipkiss!'

Sorry, can't stay. I'm in a hurry. We'll fight later.

Gotcha. Ciao.

[grunting]

Lieutenant, don't you realize while you're messing around

superpowered mutants are destroying the city?

Ding.

Hay-yah!

This would be so much easier if I just put concrete boots

on Kellaway and throw him int the river.

But since I can't!

[grunts]

Forget the stinkin' elevator!

Now, right! You two freaks are under arrest.

Hey!

You're that cop from the Slurp n' Lube.

Hey, yeah!

"You kids are ruining the whole world."

Uh, s-sir, y-y-you may gonna point out

to the nice mutant that I'm innocent?

[chuckles]

Baby!

He's innocent.

Let the baby go.

It's okay by me..

Baby.

Thud.

[Kellaway] 'You'll never get away with this.'

My bigger, tougher brother's on the force.

Screech [Mask] 'Oh, boys!'

'Suppertime!'

Yeah, man, we're gonna have a fish fry in today's show.

'Cause I like my fish s-s-s-smokin'!

Dak, help me-e-e-e!

You're bluffin'.

Bluffin'?

Watch as I gut and scale him.

I'm sushi.

Aah! Ooh! Aah!

You know, I hate the chi-chi places

where they serve fish with the head still on the side.

Okay, alright. Okay!

You win.

Oh, gol. Here.

Take your grumpy old cop, already.

[grunts]

Snap.

Thanks, Dak. Now get the green head guy.

Sure thing, Eddie.

I'm... I'm melting!

Can't do my..

Putty-thing stuff!

Ho, ho, ho.

Everybody knows that common household putty

loses its elastic properties

when doused in canola oil. Ha ha!

I didn't know that.

Well, did you know that to keep your preserves

from losing their freshness

it's important to seal them up right away. Ha ha ha!

A little something grandma Einstein taught me.

[laughs]

[siren wailing]

Those are the men, officer.

I, uh..

I have to thank you for saving my life.

Maybe you're not such a..

Bad guy after all.

Does this mean we can be bowling partners?

I'm moved, I'm touched.

I'm glad we're on the same team.

[screams]

Ahooga! Ahooga!

Atomic wedgie!

Ha ha ha!

Doyle, come in.

That mask guy's headed east on Pine

and we're gonna take him down.

[Doyle over phone] 'What about Ipkiss?'

Forget Ipkiss. I want the Mask!

Now, get move on and Bring the squad car!

[Doyal] 'Lieutenant, I knew you wouldn't forsake me.'

[theme music]