Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,552 --> 00:00:02,968
[theme music]
2
00:00:06,247 --> 00:00:08,836
♪ I got you with
my winnin' smile ♪
3
00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:10,665
♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
4
00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:14,255
♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
5
00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:16,085
♪ I'm nouveaudeco Roman Greco ♪
6
00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:18,432
♪ Rococobarroco
bebop and hip-hop ♪
7
00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:21,538
♪ Uh flip-flop
Somebody stop me ♪
8
00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:25,508
♪ Pretty viridianfaces
like mine ♪
9
00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:27,234
♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪
10
00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:28,821
♪ I stand out in a crowd ♪
11
00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,720
♪ Babe when they made me ♪
12
00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:32,686
♪ Yeah they broke the mold ♪
13
00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:34,476
♪ Wholesome and kind
and staid and refined ♪
14
00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:35,863
♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
15
00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:38,141
♪ Archvillains and
ne'er do wells ♪
16
00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,912
♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
17
00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:42,076
♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask ♪
18
00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:43,319
♪ See ♪
19
00:00:43,388 --> 00:00:44,320
♪ Well there's one last thing ♪
20
00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:45,528
♪ I gotta sing about ♪
21
00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:47,633
♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
22
00:00:47,702 --> 00:00:50,015
♪ Oh look out ♪
23
00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:54,882
♪ This is The Mask ♪♪
24
00:00:54,951 --> 00:00:57,160
S-s-smokin'!
25
00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:00,301
[The Mask] Previously
on "The Mask.."
26
00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,234
- Peggy!
- Stanley..
27
00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:03,925
You made the front page!
28
00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:04,994
[gasps]
29
00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:06,444
It's been real.
30
00:01:06,513 --> 00:01:08,413
No, it's been surreal.
31
00:01:10,622 --> 00:01:12,520
The house of tomorrow!
32
00:01:13,694 --> 00:01:16,145
[screams]
33
00:01:16,214 --> 00:01:18,078
[Pretorius] 'Ah, Ms. Brandt.'
34
00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:23,497
[sighs] Peggy, Milo..
35
00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,501
[grunting]
36
00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:28,674
Come on, Stanley, get it.
37
00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:30,331
Come on, Stanley. Uh!
38
00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,400
[gasps]
39
00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,374
Thud [screams]
40
00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:39,926
Whoa-ho-ho!
41
00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:45,243
Oh, hey, pally.
42
00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:47,279
Insurance laws
prohibit civilians
43
00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:49,281
from entering the
actual work area.
44
00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:51,007
[panting] I hope
it's life insurance
45
00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:52,491
because I may be needing it.
46
00:01:57,876 --> 00:02:00,879
[teeth chattering]
47
00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:05,642
[screams]
48
00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:09,646
[wind howling]
49
00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,939
Uh-oh, a sledgehammer to
the kidneys won't tickle him
50
00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:20,105
but an ordinary lunchbox
will take him down.
51
00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,520
Banana at 6 o'clock!
52
00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:26,421
Thud
53
00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:33,636
[dramatic music]
54
00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,334
[gasps] Sturdy fellow.
55
00:02:44,992 --> 00:02:46,925
Sturdy's a good thing.
56
00:02:48,685 --> 00:02:51,067
- 'Come on!'
- Thank you!
57
00:02:57,728 --> 00:02:58,833
Screech.
58
00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:01,802
I feel good! Hit me!
59
00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:04,529
Ow!
60
00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,363
Magnifico!
61
00:03:11,432 --> 00:03:13,986
A little color in your cheeks
make you look so alive!
62
00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,367
Alive!
63
00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:21,442
You know, I really hate
to wreck a good piano
64
00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:23,410
but you're worth it!
65
00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:28,656
Thud [music from piano]
66
00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:30,520
Hm, out of tune.
67
00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,595
Hah! Wedgie!
68
00:03:37,389 --> 00:03:38,389
Smash
69
00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:40,805
[groans]
70
00:03:42,325 --> 00:03:43,430
Splash.
71
00:03:45,052 --> 00:03:46,812
Now I'm mad!
72
00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:48,400
Here, hold the duck.
73
00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:52,749
Boom.
74
00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,478
Whoa, tough cookie.
75
00:03:57,547 --> 00:04:01,379
When the cookies get
tough, do like the Romans!
76
00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:03,933
[instrumental music]
77
00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:05,935
Let the hostilities begin.
78
00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,220
Hm, in the name
of Caesar, time out!
79
00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,670
Wait right there, don't move.
80
00:04:16,738 --> 00:04:19,673
[instrumental music]
81
00:04:19,742 --> 00:04:21,122
Let her rip!
82
00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,924
[inhales deeply]
83
00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:31,443
[blowing]
84
00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:34,032
Knock knock.
85
00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:36,793
Whoa! Talk about
your hardened criminal!
86
00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:38,519
[laughs]
87
00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:43,006
[Milo barking]
88
00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:47,459
Look, I'm warning
you, the dog has rabies.
89
00:04:47,528 --> 00:04:48,805
He's certified.
90
00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:52,533
Okay, people, quiet on the set!
91
00:04:52,602 --> 00:04:55,053
Ah, you must be the
stinking, no-good henchmen.
92
00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:56,054
The Mask!
93
00:04:56,123 --> 00:05:00,300
Arf arf Center, people, center!
94
00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,302
[purring]
95
00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:04,821
[camera clicks]
96
00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,478
Were you born in a barn?
97
00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,135
We do not look at the camera
98
00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:09,136
fourth wall and all that.
99
00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:12,104
'Actors! Now, ready? Action!'
100
00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:18,594
Oh, pardonne moi. Did I mention
this was a high-seas adventure?
101
00:05:19,422 --> 00:05:21,528
[screaming]
102
00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:23,702
Bravo, bravo. Fear, terror!
103
00:05:23,771 --> 00:05:25,014
I'm believing it, people.
104
00:05:25,082 --> 00:05:27,741
Nice squid, too,
prop department. Ah!
105
00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,950
Ah, Mr. Ipkiss, I see
you have returned
106
00:05:30,019 --> 00:05:32,124
with my mask.
107
00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:34,782
What mask? You're
grabbing my face!
108
00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:36,232
[groans]
109
00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:39,615
Gotcha!
110
00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,173
Buddy, I hope you know
a good plastic surgeon
111
00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,209
because I'm gonna
need one after this.
112
00:05:51,074 --> 00:05:52,731
Let go!
113
00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,631
- Shall we?
- Customer's always right.
114
00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:59,497
Crash.
115
00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:02,603
Step right up. Win a prize,
every throw's a winner!
116
00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:04,018
How about you, kid?
117
00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:08,540
[groans]
118
00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,647
Aw, gee, missed.
119
00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:14,960
Let's blow this science lab.
120
00:06:16,306 --> 00:06:20,069
Whoosh [Pretorius]
'Mental note.'
121
00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:22,658
Tamper-proof
head-eject mechanism.
122
00:06:23,313 --> 00:06:24,763
Eh? Mm..
123
00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:30,769
How inspirational!
124
00:06:30,838 --> 00:06:34,186
[panting] They
won't escape, sir.
125
00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:36,810
They already did..
126
00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:39,260
But it's a minor glitch
127
00:06:39,329 --> 00:06:41,987
for I intend to
pay a little visit
128
00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:45,301
to the house of tomorrow.
129
00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:48,994
Mental note, submit
the mask to a defeat
130
00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:51,445
from which he will never waken.
131
00:06:54,586 --> 00:06:56,416
[Peggy] 'Oh, Stanley,
what are you doing?'
132
00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:59,177
[grunts] Destroying the mask..
133
00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:01,144
Among other things.
134
00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,801
Any particular reason?
135
00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:05,021
Besides from flushing my
career down the drain, I mean.
136
00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:06,667
The good of mankind!
137
00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:08,911
'Can you imagine if
Pretorius what's-his-name'
138
00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,844
'got his hands on it?'
139
00:07:10,913 --> 00:07:12,777
Good choice, Milo.
140
00:07:12,846 --> 00:07:15,607
But you having it is
for the good of mankind.
141
00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:18,610
You're a crimefighting
dynamo, a superhero.
142
00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:21,164
[grunts]
143
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,822
Well, Stanley the destroyer?
144
00:07:23,891 --> 00:07:26,066
Uh, I destroyed my watch!
145
00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,414
Oh, it's 5 o'clock!
146
00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,865
I promised Charlie I'd meet
him at the house of tomorrow.
147
00:07:31,934 --> 00:07:32,935
I think he'd understand
148
00:07:33,004 --> 00:07:35,178
considering the
day you've just had.
149
00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,939
Now what am I gonna do, Peggy?
150
00:07:37,008 --> 00:07:39,251
Tell him I've been fighting a
guy with a detachable head?
151
00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:40,874
[engine starts]
152
00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:42,462
[tires screeching]
153
00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,364
[grunting]
154
00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:49,514
[Stanley] 'Come
on here. Get up.'
155
00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:51,125
Get up the hill,
get up to the gate.
156
00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:53,265
[grunts] That's it.
157
00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,096
Bad car! Ow!
158
00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:58,098
[groans]
159
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,448
[dramatic music]
160
00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:06,140
[chuckles] The
police already suspect
161
00:08:06,209 --> 00:08:08,384
you are The Mask, Mr. Ipkiss.
162
00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:10,938
I intend to confirm
their suspicion.
163
00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:17,082
But first, I will
devise a situation
164
00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:21,017
worthy of The Mask's
criminal genius.
165
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,159
Okay, Charlie. Red
wire goes where?
166
00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:27,955
[laughing]
167
00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:29,992
That's great!
168
00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:31,925
Red wire goeswhere?
169
00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,479
[laughing]
170
00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,584
Red wire, red wire..
171
00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:38,172
"Red wire into blue plug."
172
00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:42,522
Okay, red wire blue plug.
173
00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:45,697
[screams]
174
00:08:45,765 --> 00:08:48,320
[Charlie] 'After removing
green wire from yellow plug.'
175
00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:59,677
Ah, the central nerve bank.
176
00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:04,095
[whirring]
177
00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:06,925
Time to get this
house up and running.
178
00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:09,859
Whoo! You alright, my man?
179
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,622
Oh, yes but I told you
I am no handyman!
180
00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:16,590
[beeping]
181
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,697
[static]
182
00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:24,805
[laughs] No handyman, huh?
183
00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,358
- How'd you do it?
- Yeah.
184
00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:28,498
Uh, red wire in blue
plug before removing
185
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,811
green wire from yellow
plug. There, sparky.
186
00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:34,608
Right. My idea. I
know how to supervise.
187
00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:36,679
Hey, you! Clean
up on aisle seven!
188
00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:38,025
You missed a spot!
189
00:09:39,509 --> 00:09:41,511
[chuckles] It heard me.
190
00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:45,170
[groaning] Hey,
hey! Whoo. Hey, hey.
191
00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:46,689
Cut it out! Hah, whoo, hey!
192
00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,380
Cut it out! Hey, ooh, ah!
193
00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:51,245
[whirring]
194
00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:53,040
Growl
195
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,905
[gasps]
196
00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:59,081
[screams] Don't be..
Down, boy, girl, it..
197
00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,461
Get off me!
198
00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:01,946
[barking]
199
00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:04,673
Charlie! Something's wrong here!
200
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:06,813
Yeah, I know!
201
00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:09,160
I kno-o-ow!
202
00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:10,368
Arf arf
203
00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:16,339
thud [groans]
204
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,479
[screams]
205
00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:22,932
Can't move. Broke spine.
206
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,003
Charlie!
207
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,384
[beeps]
208
00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:34,703
She's got an axe!
209
00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:37,533
- But your spine!
- Playing possum.
210
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:38,602
[gasps]
211
00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:47,647
Thud thud thud [panting]
212
00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:51,305
The test run proves promising.
213
00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:54,032
Let's see what this
baby can really do.
214
00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:58,036
Beep [rumbling]
215
00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:04,629
[screaming]
216
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:18,229
Crash Charlie, it's walking!
217
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,783
Whoa! The house has gone wacko!
218
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,958
- What do we do?
- 'You're the bank manager!'
219
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:29,654
[dramatic music]
220
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,415
[laughs] The Fire Department.
221
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,417
But it's not on fire.
222
00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:39,940
Zap [explosion]
223
00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,564
This house is dangerous!
224
00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:48,121
Events are proceeding
as formulated.
225
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,295
Now for the coup de grace.
226
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,850
[imitating a woman] Testing.
227
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:54,230
[in a British accent] Testing.
228
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,923
[imitating Charlie]
Testing. Excellent!
229
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,510
[telephone dialing]
230
00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:00,488
[man on phone] 'Edge City
Police Department. We read you.'
231
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,214
[imitating Charlie] Help. My
name is Charlie Schumaker.
232
00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:04,413
I'm trapped inside
this homicidal house!
233
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,173
The Mask is controlling it!
234
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,279
The Mask is behind it all!
235
00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,941
[explosion]
236
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:17,219
[all screaming]
237
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,368
[man on radio]
'All-points bulletin!'
238
00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:19,531
'A walking house, I repeat'
239
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,775
'a walking house is
demolishing downtown!'
240
00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:23,328
'An inside source has informed'
241
00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:24,927
'that the perpetrator
is the individual'
242
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:26,435
'known as The Mask.'
243
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:28,713
Let's see. Walking
house, walking house, wa..
244
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,966
Oh, see, now-now
that one, that one's
245
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,002
not in the codebook, lieutenant.
246
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:37,895
Screech thump
thump This is horrible!
247
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,113
If they blame this on the bank.
248
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,552
'I could be demoted.'
249
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,143
I must eliminate the
element of chance.
250
00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:49,078
The Mask will be
discovered when I indicate.
251
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,185
- Huh!
- Whoa!
252
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,189
[ripping]
253
00:12:57,431 --> 00:12:59,261
Ah, th-th-this is not a girdle
254
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,539
it's a, uh, a sports schmenge.
255
00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:05,129
Ugh! Whoa!
256
00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,924
- Stanley!
- Whoa!
257
00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,995
[screaming]
258
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,031
Grab my shirt if you find it!
259
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,898
[screaming]
260
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:21,421
- Mr. Ipkiss.
- You..
261
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,561
[grunting]
262
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,254
The police will have
their perpetrator
263
00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:30,085
of this heinous destruction
264
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,983
when they discover your body
265
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:34,192
alongside the mask.
266
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,402
That's rather intricate,
don't you think?
267
00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:40,267
Yeah, except for one flaw..
268
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,235
[screams]
269
00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:46,101
I'm sure you had
something fascinating to say
270
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,517
but we have schedules to keep.
271
00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:55,593
Thump thump [explosion]
272
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,562
[barking]
273
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,288
You know, Stanley didn't mention
274
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:03,843
the house of tomorrow
blew up things.
275
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:05,845
[screams]
276
00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:07,605
No!
277
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,124
[babbling]
278
00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:11,126
[groans]
279
00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,612
[babbles]
280
00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:20,929
S-s-soakin'.
281
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,172
[steam hissing]
282
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,553
Ah!
283
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:26,451
Look, ma, I'm perma press!
284
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,970
[laughs]
285
00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:31,248
[door opens]
286
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:35,771
No! No! I'm not a hedge!
287
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,773
I'm a human being!
288
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,673
[dramatic music]
289
00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:44,814
Thud He slices, he dices.
290
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,444
'He makes mounds
and mounds of coleslaw'
291
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,370
and a nice deli sandwich.
292
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,615
Not that you need one, cubby.
293
00:14:57,344 --> 00:15:00,313
Witness the ancient
fighting style known as..
294
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,660
Blow 'em up real good!
295
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,869
[gunfire]
296
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,908
Crash Foo!
297
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,532
Stanley?
298
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:13,681
Nervousy guy about my height
299
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,924
doesn't get out
much new accounts?
300
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,433
Not me, but he did
ask me to give you this.
301
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,953
Wedgie!
302
00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:22,749
Milo, I smell a story!
303
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,130
Arf arf.
304
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:26,546
Tsk, tsk, tsk! This
place is a mess.
305
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,652
[whirring]
306
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,414
She's still got an axe!
307
00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:40,525
Thud.
308
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:44,115
Ooh-la-la! That's how
you clean a house, Heloise!
309
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,358
[camera clicks]
310
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:51,571
Alright! Mask-o-rama!
311
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,540
I see things did not
turn out as planned
312
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,336
in the laundry room.
313
00:15:58,405 --> 00:15:59,405
[beeping]
314
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,858
The front page, you
say? Make it a 5x8 at least.
315
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,284
How about a
foil-embossed, die-cut cover
316
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:05,561
with a free trading card inside?
317
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:08,312
Let's try sassy!
It's for my fans!
318
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:09,520
Milo, say cheese.
319
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,728
Don't forget my good side.
320
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:13,248
Stanley's really gonna
hate me in the morning.
321
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:14,766
Too bad! Huh?
322
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,839
Hm. Must be
spring cleaning time.
323
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:22,982
Eat space dust, robot trash.
324
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:29,195
[groans]
325
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:35,546
Experiencing
difficul-difficulties.
326
00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:37,858
Stand by, stand by.
327
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:39,170
I broke a nail.
328
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,691
Robot maid must pay!
329
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,557
[engine revving]
330
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,493
[laughs]
331
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:52,942
Who carpeted the tarmac?
332
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,807
[car revving]
333
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,819
Mortar launchers at the ready!
334
00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:12,307
Let's see how funny The Mask
is with a face full of tear gas.
335
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,377
Are you sure The
Mask is behind this?
336
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:15,964
I mean, we haven't
even seen him.
337
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,589
Yee-hah!
338
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,006
Thud
339
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:26,114
[sputtering]
340
00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:32,050
Whoa. That kinda
action's hard on the paint.
341
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,951
Mask, you're under arrest for..
342
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:39,472
Doyle, what's that
code for walking house?
343
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,577
Whoosh.
344
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:44,132
To arrest me would
be unfraternal, brother.
345
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,788
We're on the same team
346
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,170
fighting for the same cause.
347
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,207
We're even married
to the same woman!
348
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,311
Margaret?
349
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,625
[beeping]
350
00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,663
[whimpers]
351
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:03,944
[Milo barking]
352
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,013
Hark!
353
00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,534
[Milo barking]
354
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:11,193
I said howl, not bark like
a Jack Russell Terrier!
355
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,368
One long bark
followed by two short.
356
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:14,437
Arf arf.
357
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:17,544
Egad!
358
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,270
My archnemesis, Pretorius
359
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:20,754
is controlling the entire house
360
00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:21,893
from the basement!
361
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:24,551
Pretorius, you're going down!
362
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,003
Helps to have a doggie
decoder ring, don't it?
363
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,902
Boom.
364
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:43,018
Alright, bugsy. We got
you surrounded, see?
365
00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:44,709
Come out with your mandibles up!
366
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:48,989
So we meet again.
367
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,060
Ooh, a talking head!
368
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,717
Mister, I'm gonna
wash your mouth out
369
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:54,616
with bug spray! Nyaa!
370
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:57,860
[groans] Hey! You
guys must be related.
371
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,761
So without further ado
372
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:05,558
let us gaze upon
my mayorial likeness!
373
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:08,526
[all screaming]
374
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,841
No, no, no!
375
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,739
Not the statue!
376
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:16,500
Phew!
377
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:25,474
[laughs]
378
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,960
[laughs]
379
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:31,204
How very clever of you
to limit my target area
380
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,275
by not bringing your
head to the duel!
381
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,381
It's heading for the
Children's Hospital!
382
00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:39,626
Children's Hospital?
383
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,744
'You are a naughty
walking house, aren't you?'
384
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,775
'For shame, for
shame, for shame!'
385
00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:52,950
Next stop!
386
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:54,686
Heck, I don't know,
but it sure ain't gonna be
387
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,264
the Children's Hospital.
388
00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:01,061
Everyone out, everyone
out! Big kaboom coming up!
389
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:09,587
Oh, Milo! Little doggie.
Poochie-goochie-woochie!
390
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,624
[snarling]
391
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:14,143
Arf arf arf [snarling]
392
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,386
Get away, get away!
393
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,288
Splash.
394
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,254
No!
395
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:31,299
- 'Stanley!'
- I hope The Mask is okay.
396
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,439
- He saved...
- Yeah, yeah, so he did.
397
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:34,819
I just wanna know one thing.
398
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:37,305
How come we never see Ipkiss
and The Mask together, huh?
399
00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:40,204
[coughing]
400
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,273
Oh!
401
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:45,313
Say goodnight, Mr. Ipkiss.
402
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:46,590
[gasps] Hey!
403
00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:51,629
[growls]
404
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,459
Milo?
405
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,426
[growling]
406
00:20:56,738 --> 00:20:59,016
Green head chasing the bad guy?
407
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:00,845
Looks like The Mask to me.
408
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:03,572
[Doyle] 'And together with
Ipkiss. How about that?'
409
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:05,160
[indistinct chattering on radio]
410
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:06,541
[Peggy] Well, I guess you're not
411
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,439
a crimefighting
dynamo after all.
412
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:11,339
You're just an awesome
one-man army of superheroes
413
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:13,548
wrapped into one green package!
414
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:16,792
Yeah. I saved the
Children's Hospital.
415
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,000
That was pretty cool.
416
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,105
[chuckles]
417
00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:21,210
But I am never
using the mask again.
418
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,592
I'll make sure it doesn't
fall into evil hands
419
00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:26,906
but I am leaving heroics
to the police from now on.
420
00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,909
[whimpering]
421
00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:34,845
A big career opportunity gone.
422
00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:37,675
Bye-bye, bank president.
423
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,781
Well, at least it's insured.
424
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,990
[chuckles] Good
thing I had the, ahem
425
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:43,336
supervisory foresight
426
00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:45,925
to send you on that
errand, eh, Stanley?
427
00:21:45,994 --> 00:21:47,858
Oh, the envelope?
428
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:49,825
[Mitch] I want an APB
on the fugitive head.
429
00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:54,209
[dramatic music]
430
00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:57,626
We will meet again, Mr. Ipkiss.
431
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,044
Mental note. Break body
out of Edge City prison.
432
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,599
Peggy, Peggy, Peggy,
when's the last mail pickup?
433
00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,083
Oh, right about now.
434
00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:08,085
What I just said
about the mask...
435
00:22:08,154 --> 00:22:09,394
I will never use the mask again
436
00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:10,650
etcetera, etcetera.
You mean that?
437
00:22:10,674 --> 00:22:12,434
Uh-huh. Just this once.
438
00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:15,230
- Hey, guys. What's up?
- Watch your step.
439
00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:16,714
Whoa!
440
00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:18,785
Splash.
441
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,584
Make sure Milo gets his
dry food and don't wait up.
442
00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:27,794
The Mask is gonna
paint the town tonight!
443
00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:32,868
Arf arf arf S-s-smokin'!
444
00:22:35,077 --> 00:22:37,528
[theme music]
28966
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof