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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,333 - Arthur? - What? 2 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,500 - Insult session time! - Oh no! 3 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:21,917 - Come on, please, sweetie! - Fine. 4 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,958 If you hadn't pushed me into a pool to teach me survival, 5 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,875 I'd be a top swimmer now. So, fuck off! 6 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:28,917 I didn't want you to become a coward! 7 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:31,208 - You're losing it. - You're so ungrateful. 8 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:32,708 Just like your shitty dad. 9 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,500 You could have at least tried to make dad stay! 10 00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:39,917 You can give couple's advice when you finally mange to get a girl. 11 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:42,708 Two kids from two different fathers, 12 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,375 you must get plenty of advice, right? 13 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:48,208 You can give advice when you learn to swim, ducky. Okay? 14 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,667 Well done, sweetie, you were great. 15 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:56,375 It's so good for us to speak with no filter like that. 16 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:58,125 That news story was right. 17 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:01,042 Communication is so important in life. 18 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,792 When I see other moms struggling 19 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:04,458 with their teen kids, I think, 20 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:06,167 "honestly, it's not so hard". 21 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,000 You just need to listen... 22 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:09,583 Want me to drop you off? 23 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:10,708 No, I'll take the bus. 24 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,375 If you're happy with it, I'm fine. 25 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:14,333 - Bye, Jose. - Later, Arthur. 26 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,958 Don't forget, 9th grade is important. 27 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,208 Work hard, because then it's high school. 28 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,750 It gets serious. I've told you 30 times, 29 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,667 - Arthur, please. - Bye, mom. 30 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,708 - You okay? - Yo, big guy. 31 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:08,167 Yo, stud. 32 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,542 - What's with the moustache? - You noticed? 33 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,708 It's for the ladies, they like the tickle, see? 34 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,542 I read it in my mom's Grazia. 35 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:26,208 You can only see it up close, it looks like 36 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:29,083 a moustache tadpole that'll morph into something else, 37 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:30,792 like an octopus. 38 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:33,375 I'm afraid of nothing, this year is gonna be lit. 39 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,417 'Stache Man, in the starting blocks. 40 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:37,792 Did you see? My arms are getting bigger. 41 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:41,625 Yeah... Dude, for real, you didn't make out with Yaëlle? 42 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:42,917 Of course we did! 43 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,250 No, she kissed you at truth or dare. 44 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:48,125 It was just the game. And no tongue, it doesn't count. 45 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:51,333 It was no joke when I touched her boobs over her sweater. 46 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,708 She calls you 'Boob Guy'. 47 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:55,000 You dated for, like, 24 hours, Saturday to Monday, 48 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:58,125 didn't even see her Sunday. You've never really had a girl. 49 00:02:58,292 --> 00:02:59,458 You're single, accept it! 50 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:08,208 THE ESSENTIAL'S INVISIBLE TO THE EYE, ONE SEES CLEARLY ONLY WITH THE HEART. 51 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,667 HOW TO MAKE OUT 52 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,208 Hello! 53 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,667 I'm so happy to see you girls, I missed you so much! 54 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,833 - Hi, Yaëlle! - I have major news to tell you. 55 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:31,750 - My party this year will be sick. - Your parties are always sick. 56 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:33,333 No, it's the theme: SICK. 57 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:38,500 Isn't it great? All the costumes, food, decorations... 58 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,000 It's gonna be crazy. Plus, my parents will be gone, 59 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:45,958 so the whole house'll be ours. It'll be the best party ever! 60 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:01,167 - Boob Guy! - Boob Guy, Boob Guy! 61 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:18,666 - You new haircut suits you. - What do you want? 62 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,791 Nothing. Did you have nice holidays? 63 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:22,417 Are you kidding me? 64 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:24,208 You grope me, then ask about holidays? 65 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:28,083 Go get a life. You're pathetic with that bump. 66 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,958 Yeah, it really hurts. 67 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:35,292 So, can Guigui and I come to your party in December? 68 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:37,417 It's called 'Dec.', use the right word. 69 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:40,208 I invite cool people. You're useless, clingy, 70 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,625 your friend's lame. You're not invited, ever. 71 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:45,458 Since we made out, you could do something about it. 72 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,833 We didn't. You raped me by groping me. 73 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,167 It's different. 74 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 All you care about is sex since 2nd grade. 75 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,875 We didn't make out, you're not invited, period. 76 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,792 Go jerk off, sicko, or I'll report you. #MeToo 77 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:04,500 Hello to all of you, and welcome to 9B. 78 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:12,792 Yes, you've made it to the end of the second part of your education. 79 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,667 My name is 80 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,958 Miss Viel. 81 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:24,250 I'm your French teacher and also your main teacher. 82 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,833 The main class teacher is to whom you can talk to 83 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,833 about your problems regarding your studies, work, 84 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,917 relationships with other teachers, which can be difficult... 85 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:40,792 I'm also here to listen to any family issues you may have... 86 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:42,167 BOOB GUY 87 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,333 What a pain... 88 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,750 ... may hinder your studies and your success. 89 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,542 Watch my new dance. 90 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,208 Meh, you're too twitchy. 91 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:22,625 You'll be sorry when I'm a celebrity. 92 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:24,792 When they'll interview you on the news, 93 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:27,042 "it's true, I said he was too twitchy". 94 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,458 You'll look dumb. 95 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:30,500 I'm a celebrity radar, you don't measure up. 96 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:33,250 A shit radar. Dancing is in my DNA! 97 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:00,750 Dude, are you watching? Dude! 98 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,417 You better take that look off your face. 99 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,792 She's insanely hot, I want her. 100 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:09,083 We know her since 5th grade, you never cared! 101 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,000 She changed over the summer. 102 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:16,208 She's the same, but also not the same. She's stunning now! 103 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,125 You're nuts. Look, her dad's a loser. 104 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,750 Hello, everyone! 105 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:30,667 Our seagull, Daniel, who you can call Danny, 106 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:34,917 can offer private or group swimming lessons, 107 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,458 as well as aqua-gym. 108 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,375 In the Pool Family, can I have the daughter? 109 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:42,042 Have a nice swim! 110 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:47,708 You alright, kid? 111 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,917 Any thoughts about swimming lessons? 112 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,083 It's not for me, I've thought about it. 113 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:56,875 Water is life, you know? 114 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,208 In your mom's belly, you were floating, swimming. 115 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,875 No questions asked, that's instinct. 116 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,292 And I promised Paola... 117 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,667 Well, I promised your mother I'd teach you to swim. 118 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,250 To swim is to... 119 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,250 It's to face the unknown, see? 120 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:19,625 Fears are just things that need to be conquered. 121 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,917 You must build on your strengths, 122 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:25,042 build up your Jedi skills. 123 00:08:26,292 --> 00:08:27,667 What's 'Jedi'? 124 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,625 You don't know Star Wars? 125 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:33,207 You don't know the movie? 126 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,625 - No. - R2D2? Yoda? 127 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:38,082 You don't know it? 128 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:41,625 Now, that's real philosophy. 129 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:44,082 It's got everything: good, evil, 130 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,042 connections, conflict, love. 131 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:47,875 It should be part of social security. 132 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,792 Really? It's got love? 133 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:50,208 The elevator's busted again, my legs are dead. 134 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,417 Here, it's for you. 135 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,542 What's this? 136 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,292 No, it's bills, I'm not opening it. 137 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:58,042 What a cute little cap. 138 00:09:59,292 --> 00:10:02,167 Your swim teacher's super sweet. 139 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,792 It's called a life-guard, mom. 140 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,208 Anyway, I'm not taking classes. 141 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,833 It's a shame, sweetie, you'll regret it later. 142 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Before you know it, life passes you by. 143 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,167 What's wrong? What do you want? 144 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,333 She's a baby, she doesn't understand you. 145 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,917 Why are you alone in life? 146 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,875 What's with all the questions? 147 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,792 What's up with you? I don't know why... It's complicated. 148 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,167 I'm scared that loving someone will take something away from me. 149 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,917 And anyway, I'm tired. 150 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,458 When we get old, we're more emotional and fragile, 151 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,208 so we just avoid it. 152 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,292 And you, smarty-pants? Why don't you have a girl? 153 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:41,500 It's never quiet here. Can you stop your fu... 154 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:42,667 dumb music, please? 155 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:47,417 No, it's a song about a great dinosaur! 156 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,417 - Knock knock. - What? 157 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,083 What are you doing? 158 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,750 I'm watching a movie from the last century: Star Wars. 159 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:06,125 - Can I join you? - No. 160 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,833 A girl will love you one day, be patient. 161 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,333 My life isn't going too fast, 162 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,667 it's going by too slow. 163 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,917 They're all crazy about him. 164 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,542 What's he got more than us? 165 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,333 Everything. Grade retention, 166 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,042 muscles, a surfboard, wheels, 167 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,833 girls, a 'bad' look. 168 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,667 - A sex life. - You're so negative. 169 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,125 He counts on his looks but 170 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,250 he's repeated twice, so he's no Steve Jobs. 171 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:03,875 Arthur, what's up? Breathe! 172 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,208 One, two! One, two! 173 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:16,208 Turn, turn, turn. 174 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,667 Come on, one, two! One, two! 175 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,583 And stop. 176 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,875 Relax, relax, relax the shoulders. 177 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,625 There. Ready? 178 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,042 Hey, what's up? 179 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,792 Come on, it's important. 180 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,792 I've got an offer you'll adore. 181 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,833 Let's go talk on the plastic chairs. 182 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,500 Want to spray me, Nemo? 183 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,333 Or grope me, Boob Guy? 184 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,708 I told you. I'd never invite him to my 'Dec' party. 185 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,792 I need to bring my standards up before high school. 186 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,125 I'll do whatever you want. 187 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,042 Whatever I want? 188 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,375 So... I'd like to know if you'd be up for 189 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:23,750 teaching me and some friends how to make out with girls. 190 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:24,625 - What? - Well... 191 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,708 You're gorgeous and clever about emotions, 192 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,417 I thought you'd be the best person. 193 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:33,917 My friends and I suck at basic understanding, 194 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,333 especially specific to girls, 195 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,792 well, mainly my friends, 196 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,750 it'd be cool if you helped. 197 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,958 - How much will you pay? - It's non-profit. 198 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,000 You think I'm some kind of Dalai Lama? 199 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,417 You're using me to help some losers for free. 200 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,500 Matt and I want to go see the Kanye West concert in New York. 201 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,708 I need money for the plane ticket. 202 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,292 I'll get ten euros per lesson per person, or fuck off. 203 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,833 Fine, five euros, my last offer. 204 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,167 - Kanye's old, not worth it. - No, ten. 205 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,208 Get lots of losers. 206 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,167 - Under 40 euros, I won't bother. - Fine. 207 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,083 At that price, you teach us how to make out with a girl 208 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:14,000 - and how to keep her! - Don't worry, Willy, I'll free you. 209 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,292 Your swimsuit. 210 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,750 You said, whatever I want. 211 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,958 - I want your swimsuit. - Don't be nasty, 212 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,583 I'll give you my cap. 213 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,917 You're not a man of your word. 214 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,583 Fine, go find someone else. 215 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,208 Need help showing your butt in my pool? 216 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,583 Arthur Vidal, your daughter's classmate, 9B. 217 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,750 You walk around naked in school too? 218 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,417 It's the new fashion in 9B? 219 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,042 Clear the area, kid! You don't follow the dress code. 220 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,042 I already know my costume, it'll be awesome. 221 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,083 To be invited, we gotta make out with a girl. Go from loser to cool. 222 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,542 For that, we need Ouassima. 223 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,458 Help me recruit! How about him? 224 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,333 He's gross, tiny, scrawny, super freaky. 225 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,625 Looks like he'd drag you tied behind a car when he gets angry. 226 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,458 I confirm he's never made out. 227 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,375 Don't discriminate. Maybe he's suffered as a kid. 228 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,625 - Come on, let's ask him. - I'm only doing it for the party. 229 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,292 - You good? - UYA. 230 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,833 We're got a great offer for you, 231 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,292 - you interested? - UYA. 232 00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:48,792 - I don't speak Arabic. - Up Your Ass. 233 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,375 Right! 234 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,167 I was offering to make out with girls, 235 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,833 it's not UYA, it's for real. 236 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,708 - Don't we look stupid? - No. 237 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,458 We're at the brink of our intimate revolution. 238 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,333 We're savages! 239 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,500 Well? 240 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,208 Let's go, lady killers! 241 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,542 Better move your asses if you want to get girls. 242 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,458 With my classes, learn to make out. 243 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,917 Making out is like football, you need to stand out. 244 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,750 We need to see how you stand out. 245 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,708 - By being myself? - Just wait! 246 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,917 You'll each tell me what's original about you. 247 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,792 Let's go, who starts? 248 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,083 No, teacher's pet. Guillaume? 249 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:56,125 I'd like to point out that I'm here to get invited to Yaëlle's party. 250 00:16:56,625 --> 00:17:00,333 I don't need help to make out, I'm not part of this group. 251 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,292 I stand out with my love for dance. 252 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,958 That's great, you can use that. 253 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,916 No, stop. This won't work for the party. 254 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,833 Let's move on. Next! 255 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,666 My asset is my honesty. 256 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,750 I'm often told I'm an honest person... 257 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,708 Swallow your tongue, that's bullshit! 258 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,542 No one cares about honesty. 259 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,708 Like your plastic shoes. It's useless. 260 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,625 - You think? - Yeah. 261 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,750 I'll need to think, then... 262 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,083 - Can I go last? - Yes. 263 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,667 - Samir? - Me? 264 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,792 I'm crazy. They call me the Jackal 'cause I'm so tough. 265 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,417 That stands out with the girls. I intimidate. 266 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,292 Not great, tough only works if you're gentle. 267 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,333 You've gotta optimise. Arthur? 268 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:53,958 Dunno, I don't have anything special. 269 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:02,208 Fine, I'll say it. I'm a leader, boss of everything. 270 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,625 Who organised the lottery in 7th grade? 271 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,458 Who collected money for Tabard's going away present? 272 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,500 Who almost was class rep last year? So, who's the leader? 273 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,167 It's so hot how you embarrass yourself. 274 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,500 Your sexiness is zero. 275 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,708 - You don't look like a winner. - I'm a win-win. 276 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:21,333 What's going on? 277 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,833 Okay, coast is clear. 278 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,958 I've got it. I'm doing great in class. 279 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,292 I'm in first place in Math. French, I'm one of the best. 280 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,042 That's so lame. It might be good for yourself, 281 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,917 but for making out... You're dead. 282 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,333 I must contradict you. 283 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,542 Having good grades shows a man with ambition, 284 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,708 - wealthy, have access to... - You're pissing me off. 285 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:56,833 Get your asses in gear! 286 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,833 - Question: are you with me or not? - Yeah. 287 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:02,792 - I can't hear you. - Yeah! 288 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,458 That's better! Figure out how you stand out. 289 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,042 Next time, we'll do something about your stupid faces, 290 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,250 - you're all covered in spots. - Yeah! 291 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,500 - You've pissed me off. - UYA, who does she think she is? 292 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,000 Yeah... And she doesn't like my shoes. 293 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,833 - My shoes are fine. - You pissed her off! 294 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,917 Okay. I'm ready. 295 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:34,333 There, that's good. On your belly, float. 296 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,125 The fear's in your head. The idea of fear paralyses you. 297 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:44,042 Come on, Arthur, lift your head. If not, you'll drown. 298 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,000 There, lift your head. Good. 299 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,583 The force is with you. Stretch out your legs, like a frog. 300 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,875 Good. Stretch them out. 301 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,042 Horizontal, not vertical! Don't drown on me! 302 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,917 Come on. 303 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,125 Arthur, come back up! 304 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,500 Never fight a losing battle! 305 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,875 "Joy of being in school, when BOX OF JOY 306 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,500 many aren't lucky enough." That's lovely, Arthur. 307 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,667 "Joy of having a son like you." 308 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,875 - Thanks, mom. - You're welcome. It's true. 309 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,167 "Joy of learning to swim". I'm so happy you enjoy it. 310 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,042 Mr Poupinel is a great teacher. 311 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:36,167 It's so brave of you to face your fears like that. 312 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:37,958 It's called a 'life-guard', mom. 313 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,125 "Joy of having a mom who loves me as I am." 314 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,833 "Joy of having a son who trusts me and is trustworthy." 315 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,833 All done. Tonight was intense! 316 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,708 I love this Box of Joy, I think it's a great idea. 317 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,917 It's important to be positive in life, to... 318 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,417 to see the glass half full, you know? 319 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,375 Why did dad leave, the night of the fireworks? 320 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,792 Arthur, please, we're having a nice evening. 321 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,583 Don't start with that again. 322 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,333 He left because... he left. 323 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,750 I'll make bolognese and we'll have a nice evening, okay? 324 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,458 First, I'll have a smoke. 325 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,708 Even if smoking kills, says so on the packet, all over. 326 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,125 After diner, I'll go to the pharmacy to buy some patches. 327 00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,250 What do you want for your birthday? 328 00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:52,583 For my birthday, 329 00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:56,333 I want a normal life and some answers. 330 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,917 - What's with that imitation? - It's a dog. 331 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:03,917 - You're nuts. No way. - Come on, please! 332 00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:05,875 - I'll take care of it. - You? 333 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,792 A little dog, with a cheeky look, super sweet. 334 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,000 Like this. Very smart and funny. See? 335 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,708 He'd give lots of cuddles. No? 336 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,000 - There's no room. - No room? 337 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,542 There's no room for me or for a dog. 338 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:22,917 You think I'm bad at impersonations. 339 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,792 You're a bit unpleasant today. 340 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,625 I already have two kids. 341 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:32,292 Why would I now complicate my life with a dog? You don't get it. 342 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:34,417 A pet means responsibilities: 343 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,792 take it out for walks, feed it, take care of it. 344 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,542 A lover as well... So, stop with the cliches. 345 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:41,208 A dog would make Arthur so happy. 346 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:42,958 Animals can humanise teenagers, 347 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,458 it's been proven, the specialists say so. 348 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:49,875 You always need to control everything! It's true! 349 00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,042 You're always like this... 350 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,958 - Oh, well... - I love you. 351 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,458 Even with me, it seems too much for you. 352 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,208 Honestly, I don't really know why I'm still here. 353 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,083 You have a hair in your mouth. 354 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,375 - Really? - Yeah, wait. 355 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,458 There, I got it, see? 356 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,333 It won't bother you anymore. No need for a hairdresser. 357 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:15,417 Got another one? Call me, I'll take care of it. 358 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:19,333 Wait. I got this for you at the pool. 359 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:23,292 That way... 360 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,083 - you won't catch cold. - That's so cute. 361 00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:29,625 You're my hero. 362 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,875 Go on. Taking an hour and a half at the pharmacy... 363 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:36,708 Arthur's a teen, but not stupid. 364 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,833 See you. "Who's more foolish?" 365 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:44,708 "the fool or the fool who follows him?" 366 00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:49,417 - Obi Wan, episode 4. - It wasn't a real question. 367 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,375 It's a haiku, see? See you soon. 368 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,667 - What's that? - It's fine, everyone has one. 369 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:11,292 Sure, "everyone has one". If everyone jumps off a cliff, you'll jump too? 370 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,333 I forbid you from entering my room! 371 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,167 Are you crazy? I'm the one who forbids in this house. 372 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,333 Get a grip, Oussima, you're fooling around 373 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:22,125 with your singing nonsense and skimpy swimsuits. 374 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,083 This is not what I expect from you. 375 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:26,167 Take that off and give it now! 376 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:29,208 - The one-piece is too warm. - Then, go to the fridge, 377 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,000 swallow some ice, it'll do you good. 378 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,542 - You'll make me look like a kid. - That's what you are! 379 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,542 You can't be like the Arab girls who prance around, 380 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,542 live off benefits, or worse, sell drugs. 381 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,250 You behave like a French girl. 382 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,667 Take that off now and give it to me. 383 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,458 And what they say about you? You're a fascist! 384 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,750 We are Arabic. You don't accept where we're from. 385 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,917 You don't even teach me Arabic. It sucks! 386 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,125 We're of Arab origin! 387 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:05,208 French for three generations. My ID card is French. 388 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:08,833 I'm no leech. I love my country, I speak French. 389 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,333 Please, be polite! 390 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,542 If your mother were here, she'd be ashamed. 391 00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:23,375 So, the first thing a girl sees is your face. 392 00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:25,708 It's like for houses, it takes three seconds to choose. 393 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,708 I won't introduce Jen, my BFF, 394 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:30,917 who'll help me with makeovers, since there's a lot of work. 395 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,042 What do you want to keep most? 396 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,167 - My aquiline nose? - Loser. 397 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,083 Why not your ass or crappy shoes? 398 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,958 I say 'ass' a lot too! So much in common. 399 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:40,833 Don't you think, babe? 400 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,208 - That wasn't the question? - Your nose isn't a look, 401 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,417 it's an observation. 402 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,000 We'll give you sunglasses, so we see you less. 403 00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:49,042 It'll reinforce your mysterious side. 404 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,750 Guigui, get up and do a spin. 405 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,042 This guy thinks he's a ballerina! 406 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,625 I love dance, I'm proud of it. 407 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,583 My look is my 'stache, that's all I'll say. 408 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:04,458 - You see this? - Moustaches are cool. 409 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,750 Okay, we'll see what we can do with it. 410 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:08,917 It's more like before 411 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:11,375 - Jesus Christ's time. - It's called 'vintage'. 412 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:15,083 - She's vintage too. - Move your ass, old fart. 413 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:17,292 See how rude she is? 414 00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,333 You know what? I'm my rage. 415 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:24,458 I can see you as a crazy badass rapper. Trash. 416 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,833 Baby, baby, baby. 417 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:32,792 Don't talk shit, I'll bring it all down just so we can do it. 418 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,500 Dude, forget it, you've got no flow. 419 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,667 You need some chains to shine. 420 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,875 I was thinking an eyebrow piercing. 421 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,083 Your shitheads have a fat chance. 422 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,667 So lame. You need a skateboard. 423 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,333 You'll skate, you'll look less uptight. 424 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:52,625 - Like Matt, so hot on his wheel. - Cool it with Matt. 425 00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:55,958 You, Guigui, do something about your hair. 426 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125 Don't be afraid to show your personality. 427 00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:01,083 Not on the surface, but deep down. 428 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:04,500 Let's shower. 429 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,833 Thanks for the tips, you're awesome. 430 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:13,875 Can I get your number? 431 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,917 Yeah, but don't text me too much, I don't really use my phone. 432 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,208 What's going on in my pool now? 433 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,833 Assaulting old ladies? 434 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,125 No, sir, we're collecting money for migrants, 435 00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:36,167 - funds for a charity... - Get out of the girls' locker room! 436 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:39,375 This is my place and works by my rules. 437 00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:41,375 Go mess around elsewhere! 438 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:43,208 In another pool! 439 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:47,958 I've decided! 440 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,083 You've decided what career you want? 441 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:52,583 I'll be me! 442 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:56,083 I want a skateboard for Christmas. 443 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,750 Really? But your birthday's before Christmas. 444 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,042 Wait, you don't want to take the bus with Guigui? 445 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:03,250 No, mom, I'm changing. 446 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:06,458 My whole life's changing, I'm becoming an adult. 447 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,292 Okay, we'll ask Santa for a skateboard. 448 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,625 Let's hope he can find a cheap one. 449 00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:19,875 - I have my Santa list too, write it. - I'm listening. 450 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:25,042 - A kitty, a ferocious T-Rex. - Yeah. 451 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:29,542 A dad, a yellow watering can. I'll leave carrots under the tree, 452 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,292 so your reindeer can eat. Signed Jose Vidal, on 23rd floor. 453 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,833 Santa may not get you everything on your list, monkey, 454 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,250 but I promise I'll send it. 455 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:42,250 Yeah, it's obvious you won't get a dad. 456 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,208 Very mature comment. Impressive. 457 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,292 And very nice of you. 458 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:59,458 I miss your hair. When can I see you? Danny, your personal hairdresser. 459 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,500 Actually, I'll need the skateboard earlier. 460 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,875 I could quickly tell these glasses were made for me. 461 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:41,375 Guys! I had an idea this weekend. 462 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:44,208 Woah, guys, you look great! 463 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,208 Well done! 464 00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:49,875 This weekend, I had an awesome idea. 465 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,167 I'll give you homework! 466 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,250 Video yourself talking about what love means to you. 467 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,500 Well, what you're looking for in love. 468 00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:00,167 There are several subjects? Not very thorough. 469 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,708 It's one subject: what is love, with a question mark. 470 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:07,250 That's tough, giving us extra work. We're paying you so we work more. 471 00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:10,167 We don't want philosophy classes. You're pissing me off. 472 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,708 I find it interesting. It gives meaning to what we're doing. 473 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,833 Exactly, thank you! And Victor Hugo said, 474 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:20,458 "Nothing is more sacred than a woman's tantrum." 475 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:23,458 Meaning, you do it because I'm the woman! 476 00:30:24,542 --> 00:30:26,458 Guys, you need a purpose to get a girl! 477 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:29,833 You haven't even made out with girls yet, so get to work. 478 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:33,833 - So annoying. - Damn. 479 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:36,458 Stupid Victor Hugo. 480 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:39,583 I like him. 481 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:42,667 Which hand? 482 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:44,958 Careful, are you sure? 483 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,875 Well? Now, blow here. 484 00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:54,708 Look! It's there. 485 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,583 It was you. See? You made it appear. 486 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:04,167 I didn't know you were so good with kids. It's nice. 487 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:07,792 Why don't you have any? 488 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,500 - Do you want to live with me? - What? 489 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,875 What are you talking about? 490 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,667 - Okay, got it. - No, well... 491 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:24,375 It really unsettles me that you make me run around like this. 492 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:33,708 You know, I don't have kids because life goes by too fast. 493 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:40,042 Come on... Smoking is bad for kids and dogs. 494 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,667 You should keep that in mind. 495 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,625 Listening is important. 496 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:55,333 I'm not going to live with you just to make you happy. Right? 497 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:21,708 For me, love is... 498 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,292 ...is... 499 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:32,333 ...is shit. 500 00:33:37,792 --> 00:33:39,500 To a woman I love, no harm done, 501 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:42,542 I targeted you to rob you, I watched you to shotgun you, 502 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:45,333 shot an arrow to catch you, tied you up to keep you. 503 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:48,208 It's my way of loving you. To a woman called Jen, 504 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:53,458 Don't piss me off. The Jackal, UYA, in your face. 505 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:58,875 Nice, Samir. Thanks for doing the work, it's... sensitive. 506 00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:01,875 - If I may, have you shown it to Jen? - You're mad! 507 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,708 - Be proactive! - I don't care, I have my pride! 508 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,833 Leave him alone! At least he had the balls to do the work. 509 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,667 I'm still waiting for you guys. 510 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:10,042 I can't always be behind you but never at your side. 511 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,583 I don't want us to break up. 512 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,958 You don't want us to stay together. 513 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:19,125 - Give me some time to... - You know, 514 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:20,500 when porcelain breaks, 515 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,958 you can't glue it back together. 516 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,792 It all ends abruptly. 517 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:38,958 It's over, Paola. 518 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:43,083 No more. I don't like what I'm becoming. 519 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:48,167 "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." 520 00:35:49,417 --> 00:35:52,542 That's not me, Obi-Wan Kenobi says that, 521 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,583 episode 3, just so you know. 522 00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:08,708 Two ways to approach a girl: talk or no talk. 523 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:13,667 No Talk is through eye contact. Look at her so she looks back at you. 524 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:17,625 But careful! Never, ever smile! Only the girl smiles, not the guy. 525 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:20,667 You look dumb when you smile. Nothing I can do. 526 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:23,417 Go on, Guigui, get up and give me eye contact! 527 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,708 Seriously? You look like a clown, that's too violent! 528 00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:34,667 Your stare confuses me. Like you're gonna attack me. 529 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,750 - Can I try someone else? - Don't dance when you see a girl, 530 00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:40,000 you're not a musical. Go with Jen, then. 531 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:41,917 No, Arthur. It's easier with a dude. 532 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:45,167 Stop changing the rules! 533 00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:02,958 There, that's good. It was honest, that was cool. 534 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:05,000 - Guigui, you have great eyes. - My turn! 535 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,292 What? 536 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,792 - Why are you laughing? - Forget it. 537 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,583 Arthur, your turn. Get up. 538 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:26,208 Look at me, damn it! Hey, Arthur? 539 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:29,250 - I am. - You're looking but not seeing me. 540 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,750 Okay, drop it! Aube, your turn again. 541 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,625 Eye contact isn't for you. Try the Talk technique. 542 00:37:35,792 --> 00:37:37,667 Give me a pick up line, go on! 543 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:43,375 I love who you are. 544 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:46,167 - You don't even know me! - Let the boss handle it. 545 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,875 I could kill someone for you. 546 00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:50,208 - Me too. - Rob a grocery or a car for you. 547 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:52,375 With balaclavas and a gun? Cool, go on. 548 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:53,625 - You're hot. - Yeah? 549 00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:55,792 I'm a jackal. I'd tattoo a target on your ass. 550 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,458 - Trashy! Anytime. - You're mad, so intoxicating. 551 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,667 Hey, please, let's stay focused! 552 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:03,875 Okay, thank you! 553 00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:06,250 Everybody up. 554 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:13,250 Would you rather have arms made of foam or a duck beak? 555 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,625 - A duck beak. - Good. 556 00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:17,208 That way, I can still hold your hand. 557 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,833 But it's not ideal for kissing. 558 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,167 Quack, quack! 559 00:38:23,542 --> 00:38:25,250 That's cute, Arthur. 560 00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:26,917 Try things out, guys! 561 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:30,042 Don't bore me with your videos, I'll hunt you down to death! 562 00:38:50,292 --> 00:38:52,833 Did you know the essential's invisible to the eye? 563 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,292 Your glasses are pathetic. 564 00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:06,583 Did you know you can't learn about life from reading? 565 00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:10,833 - Did you know you're annoying? - Did you know you're lucky we met? 566 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,083 Did you know that I like you like no one else? 567 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:16,000 Did you know my name's Morgane? 568 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:21,625 - It's because he's got sweet talk. - He's got no body, just stares. 569 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,833 - He did it with eye contact. - I'll practice with Ouassima. 570 00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:28,083 - Can you stop saying 'Ouassima'? - No, he can't. 571 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:31,208 I can't believe how jealous you are. Go get your own girls. 572 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,417 She's not your girl, she's Matt's! 573 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,958 - That will change! - UYA, way up! 574 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,500 Okay, girls. You're next, get ready. 575 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,792 What do you want? Go away, I don't like being alone with people. 576 00:40:06,958 --> 00:40:09,167 I'm skipping sports. I suck at them. 577 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,917 Me too. I hate it when everyone watches me when I exercise. 578 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,167 - It's too tough. - Can't avoid it, you're too pretty. 579 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,667 We only see you, even if you're not there. 580 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:23,667 There, you've found how to stand out: smooth talk. 581 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:25,750 Wanna do something together after class? 582 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:28,917 We'll see. 583 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,708 You're being so mysterious, it totally works on me. 584 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,250 It disturbs me. You disturb me. 585 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,250 You're chaotic. 586 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,167 You're here, babe? 587 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,958 - What are you doing? - I'm coming. 588 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,500 Come on. I scored awesome points and did my victory dance. 589 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,042 You better stay away from my girl. 590 00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:06,917 You like Boob Guy now? 591 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:08,542 No way. Have you seen his face? 592 00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:10,917 You're bright red, you totally like him! 593 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,042 Boob Guy's liked me since 2nd grade. 594 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,500 - He's obsessed with me. - Either way, 595 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,583 it's fine, I'm with Matt. If you want, you can have him. 596 00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:20,792 - I'd rather drop dead! - Agreed. 597 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:24,292 "The ideal man must be: a. Romantic like his flowers 598 00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:26,042 b. Reliable like his promises 599 00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,625 c. Loyal like his dog, or 600 00:41:27,792 --> 00:41:28,625 d. Sexy like his abs?" 601 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:31,917 Sexy like his abs! All agreed. 602 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:52,875 Hi, beautiful! 603 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,833 - Hi, Arthur. - What you up to? 604 00:41:56,542 --> 00:41:58,042 I'm paragliding! 605 00:41:58,917 --> 00:41:59,875 I'm shopping, 606 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:04,417 It's for a friend. She's super shy, so I go for her. 607 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,833 The pharmacy's worse, you gotta talk to a person. 608 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:10,042 Yeah, so shy! I need some too, for my mom. 609 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,708 The yellow ones, with applicators. 610 00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:14,833 Biodegradable, great quality, good for the planet. 611 00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:18,917 Okay... So, what's new? 612 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:21,708 - My mom's annoying, totally lost it. - Yeah? 613 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,250 Mine's not lost, she's dead. 614 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,875 - Really. - I didn't know, sorry. That's tough. 615 00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,250 Lung cancer, four years ago. 616 00:42:32,042 --> 00:42:34,375 Life's horrible. My dad left on Bastille Day. 617 00:42:34,542 --> 00:42:36,667 I'd rather he be dead, than alive and not care. 618 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,583 By the way, why do you rap? It's annoying! 619 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:44,708 No, I don't rap. I do my own songs and play along on a ukulele. 620 00:42:45,042 --> 00:42:46,208 Really? Can I listen? 621 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,292 No, you can't. 622 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:56,917 Well, if you want... Friday 30th at 9pm I'm doing an Open Mic. 623 00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,208 The 30th isn't great for me, but... 624 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:04,042 Okay. Isn't Matt going to get pissed off? 625 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,583 I mean, us hanging out. 626 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,208 Don't worry, he doesn't know. 627 00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:10,958 - You guys okay? - Yeah, I'm totally in love. 628 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:15,583 Great. It'll be awesome to see you. Come. 629 00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:19,292 What are you doing? 630 00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:22,125 Pink, orange or blue? 631 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:25,042 - Go on! Pink, orange or blue? - Blue. 632 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,042 The shop Leclerc and Arthur are happy to offer you this amazing bath sponge 633 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:31,375 with a voucher for ?1.20! 634 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:35,042 Better than flowers, it doesn't rot, don't need a vase or water. 635 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:37,667 Hang it like this, like dried sausage on a string. 636 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:39,250 Or a guy committing suicide. 637 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,167 Okay, thank you. 638 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,875 It's weird, but... Nice of you, thanks. 639 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,083 It's time to start class. 640 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:55,792 Let's start. I've noticed you're too tense. 641 00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:59,500 When you talk to a girl, you need to relax or you look desperate. 642 00:44:00,042 --> 00:44:03,750 And I thought, "you look desperate because you ARE desperate!" 643 00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:05,542 You've never snogged, you're lame. 644 00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:07,083 I snogged Yaëlle! 645 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:09,208 Stop lying, she said you didn't use tongue. 646 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,750 Today, we'll get hands-on, we'll make out. 647 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:16,500 I'm sacrificing myself, so my classes are productive. 648 00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:19,542 - Hey, wait! It's not just theory? - Good timing. 649 00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:22,500 I've been training on a mannequin in my first aid class. 650 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:26,167 To react in case of an attack. 651 00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:29,792 You nagged me about getting action. Now you're getting some! 652 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,875 We'll make out, but it doesn't count. It stays between us. 653 00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:34,875 If I learn you've told anyone, 654 00:44:35,042 --> 00:44:37,417 I'll report your asses like crazy. 655 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:39,208 You'll need to move to another city. 656 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:43,167 Fine with me if it doesn't count. Women are very territorial about men. 657 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,375 While I'm at it, I can officially announce that 658 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:48,042 Morgane and I are a couple. I did it. 659 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,167 - Bravo! - I, Aubin, made out with a girl. 660 00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:52,958 Now, to keep the flame. 661 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:55,875 - No point if we can't tell. - You'd rather be outrun by Aube? 662 00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:01,875 To make out, you must be two things: Relaxed and Determ. Come, Samir. 663 00:45:02,042 --> 00:45:03,750 - What's "determ."? - Determined. 664 00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:06,542 - Where have you been? - I thought it was detergent. 665 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,708 A bit too determ. I thought you were going to bite me. 666 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,375 That one counts. 667 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,667 - So, we're together? - No. 668 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:31,542 - Women are fickle. - Shut up! 669 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:35,167 - Will you kiss us? - You freak! You're not even legal! 670 00:45:36,042 --> 00:45:38,792 - I'm eleven and a half. Here! - Here! 671 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:41,375 Aubin! 672 00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,125 Why do you turn your tongue in one direction? 673 00:45:57,292 --> 00:45:58,625 First aid class didn't work out? 674 00:45:58,792 --> 00:46:03,375 My cousin told me girls turn clockwise, guys counter-clockwise. 675 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:07,500 - Doesn't seem to annoy Morgane. - Be cool, tongues should dance! 676 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:10,667 We've lost him. 677 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:12,875 Here, come. 678 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,667 - It's awkward. Can we go elsewhere? - It's fine. 679 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:20,417 It's just us. Don't be a pansy! 680 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,375 Okay, fine, no one's dying. 681 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,667 We'll try another day. Arthur? 682 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:41,875 We must remind you: swimming caps are mandatory for hygiene purposes. 683 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:46,542 Thank you for your understanding and have a good swim! 684 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:56,833 Hey, guys, I smell fire, they're burning hot! 685 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:00,042 - You see that? So, looks like... - Alright! 686 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,417 Okay, Arthur, you've got both points. 687 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:08,875 Where do you think you are? Ouassima, what are you doing? 688 00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:10,833 Quiet, I don't want to hear from you. 689 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:15,833 You can forget your guitar! You have no decency or self respect. 690 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,833 And you? What do you want with my daughter? 691 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:20,750 Get out of here! Move! 692 00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:24,542 You have no business with Ouassima in my pool. Got it? 693 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,625 Get out! All of you, disappear! 694 00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:32,917 You're not living your youth, you're wasting it, Ouassima! 695 00:47:37,917 --> 00:47:41,375 Well, son, nothing else to say. You're a genius in dance and school. 696 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:46,333 As your mother, I congratulate you as well, bravo! 697 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:50,083 It's not great, but it's the college prospects, I'm stressed. 698 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,125 You're joking, pass marks in two subjects. 699 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:55,083 At this pace, you'll do a full burnout. 700 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:58,292 On the 30th, you can forget your 15th birthday. 701 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,042 From now on, you're working! 702 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:02,083 Is this out of 10, not 20? 703 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:07,750 French: 8, history: 9, math: 7, honestly... 704 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,042 And the icing on the cake, 5 in sports! 705 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:12,917 You've surpassed yourself... Not interested in what I'm saying? 706 00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:16,417 I am! I'm sorry about my grades. I'll work harder, I swear. 707 00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:31,542 Sit at your desk now. I'll be behind you, supervising. 708 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,583 I'll go to my meeting another night. 709 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,417 I don't want you to waste your life, even if you hate me. 710 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,542 I don't care if you hate me, you hear? 711 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,375 And your music, that's over. 712 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,875 - No, no! - It's over. 713 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:46,250 You may be stubborn, but I'm more so than you! 714 00:48:46,417 --> 00:48:48,375 - DAD! - No dad! 715 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:16,958 {\an8}I WANT YOU, BABY. MEET AFTER TOMORROW AT THE STADIUM? MATT 4EVER 716 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:20,000 {\an8}I WANT YOU TOO. OKAY FOR MEETING AT THE STADIUM. 717 00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,583 Sorry, I rushed over, had to wait 718 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,750 - for dad to fall asleep. - No ukulele? 719 00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:06,667 No, dad blew a fuse so he broke it. 720 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:11,208 - I don't care, I'll sing a Capella. - Shit! It's your turn! 721 00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:12,917 Wait, don't move. 722 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:27,250 It'll be fine. I'm here. 723 00:52:58,667 --> 00:53:00,875 I'd like to ask you a favour... 724 00:53:02,292 --> 00:53:04,000 but it's a bit embarrassing. 725 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:07,042 - Actually, it's super embarrassing. - Go on. 726 00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:11,083 Matt wants to do it, and I'm a virgin. 727 00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,500 I'll look like an idiot. 728 00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:19,542 So, I thought you and I could do it as practice, 729 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:22,583 since that's kind of the aim of our lessons. 730 00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:25,375 Would... you be okay with it? 731 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:27,458 Well, but... 732 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:34,375 No. I don't want to do it. 733 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,458 I just want to make out, I don't want to fuck. 734 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,708 I'm not ready for... 735 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,792 Yeah, you're right, it's so embarrassing... 736 00:53:44,250 --> 00:53:46,708 Kissing is one thing, but real sex... 737 00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:50,250 I've never done it. 738 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,125 I can't accept... 739 00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,750 You're giving me so much pressure! 740 00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:00,125 I really like you. 741 00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:05,542 But if being intimate stresses you, you won't be relaxed, I won't either. 742 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,042 It's fine, just forget it! 743 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:11,917 "Be relaxed"... Aren't you funny? 744 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:16,917 I'm fine with being "determ.", but "relaxed"...? 745 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:20,583 Just kissing, or even hand stuff... 746 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:25,542 That I can do. But after that, I'm not sure, it's really intense! 747 00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:28,875 Listen... I trust you. 748 00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:31,167 And you're so gentle. 749 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,250 And with these lessons, I feel connected to you. 750 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,792 - Doesn't matter... I'll ask Samir. - Are you nuts? 751 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,125 I didn't say no. 752 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:44,417 I'm thinking it through. 753 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,292 For the lessons, you're being paid... 754 00:54:50,042 --> 00:54:51,208 How much do you want? 755 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,833 I'm not a hooker! Calm down, it's fine. 756 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:01,208 - We'll do it non-profit. - Really? 757 00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:05,792 You're awesome. Let's say, meet at the pool tomorrow at 10 pm? 758 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:08,667 My dad has a national meeting, so I can steal his keys! 759 00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:16,000 Tomorrow already? I don't even have time to... 760 00:55:17,375 --> 00:55:18,917 Wouldn't you prefer after tomorrow? 761 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:29,792 Fine, you win. Tomorrow, then! 762 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,750 Cool, thanks! It's great that it'll be with you. 763 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:37,167 I have to go, okay? My dad... 764 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,875 - See you tomorrow? - Yeah, 10 pm is good. Hey! 765 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:45,917 You sing really well. 766 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,958 It was a great present for my 15th birthday. 767 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:54,500 It's your birthday? Why didn't you say anything? 768 00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:57,458 I don't like getting older, it depresses me. 769 00:56:01,042 --> 00:56:02,125 Happy birthday. 770 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,542 Where were you? 771 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,708 I waited and waited for you! 772 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,208 At Guigui's house, working on a music paper. 773 00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:26,750 Really? 774 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:31,750 You worked so late, I was worried! 775 00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:35,958 I won't yell, but you're lucky 776 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,458 it's your birthday and I'm a super nice mom. 777 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:41,667 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 778 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,125 I know we said no presents, but... 779 00:56:45,667 --> 00:56:47,292 I got you a small thing anyway. 780 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,708 Since you already got your skateboard... Here. 781 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,083 LIFE IS A PARTY! 782 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,167 If you don't like it, you can change it. 783 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:04,375 Happy birthday, sweetie. 784 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:18,000 That's a firefighter man defending the city from dinosaurs. 785 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:19,375 And that's you. 786 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:22,417 Thank you. 787 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:30,208 Happy birthday, Arthur. 788 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,583 - You're keeping your...? - Don't care. 789 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,125 Kiss me? 790 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,125 Thanks for tonight, Nemo. 791 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,792 You're my friend. My best friend. 792 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,750 2 am on a week night. Are you kidding me, Arthur? 793 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,042 We said 11 pm at the latest. 794 01:01:33,292 --> 01:01:34,583 Insult session right now! 795 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,292 - Please don't. - Now, I said! 796 01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:40,792 You respect nothing, only think of yourself. You selfish idiot! 797 01:01:41,792 --> 01:01:45,292 You only care about yourself, your money and José. 798 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,708 - You don't care about my problems! - You're spoiled, poor thing! 799 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,958 You don't study, ask me for money. 800 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,958 I don't recognise you, what's going on? 801 01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:59,917 - Where's my dad? - He doesn't care, he abandoned you! 802 01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:07,292 I hate your insult sessions, we don't say anything real. 803 01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:09,458 "Life is a party" only for you. 804 01:02:10,542 --> 01:02:14,458 I'm in love with a girl who doesn't like me. Got it? 805 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:16,917 She's not even my girl, okay? 806 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:20,375 So, I don't give a shit about your mother-son moments. 807 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,833 I saw her naked and everything! I can't believe it happened. 808 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:36,458 I was so comfortable, like I'd fucked my whole life. 809 01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:38,708 It feels like a dream! 810 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,875 - It's the best day in the world! - Not really... 811 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,000 She wanted me to help her practice to sleep with Matt, so... 812 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:48,792 that kinda sucks, right? 813 01:02:49,792 --> 01:02:51,667 Although, I think I was really good at it. 814 01:02:54,042 --> 01:02:55,917 Ouassima is the woman of my life. 815 01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:58,000 I'm ready to go steady with her. 816 01:02:58,167 --> 01:02:59,125 - Arthur! - She's... 817 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,708 I'm sick of hearing you. You're self-centred, don't you see? 818 01:03:03,292 --> 01:03:04,250 I'm in love with you. 819 01:03:04,417 --> 01:03:06,583 So, I don't care about your girl stories. 820 01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:12,667 You're joking, right? 821 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:15,625 I'll admit, I believed you. You're good! 822 01:03:19,292 --> 01:03:20,333 Hey, dude! 823 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:25,250 Guigui! Guillaume... 824 01:03:43,042 --> 01:03:44,250 So, you're abandoning us. 825 01:03:44,625 --> 01:03:47,917 When I'm in full romantic peak with Morgane. How do I keep her? 826 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:53,625 I don't know, by boosting her self-esteem, declaring your love. 827 01:03:53,792 --> 01:03:56,750 You're full of shit! Don't stop until each of us has made out. 828 01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:59,375 - Who do you think you are? - I do what I want. 829 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:02,542 Reconsider! Guigui won't come anymore! 830 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:04,708 That's unrelated, we had a stupid fight. 831 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,792 What the hell's going on? Everyone's leaving? We're not ready! 832 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:10,583 I don't have time, my dad is mad, I can't carry on. 833 01:04:10,750 --> 01:04:11,750 It's the minimum. I won't lose Morgane 834 01:04:11,917 --> 01:04:13,833 because you're bailing. 835 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,250 Do you need money or not? 836 01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:19,042 Guys, you're scaring me, soon you'll start hitting me! 837 01:04:20,167 --> 01:04:21,708 Fine, here's a crash course. 838 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:24,208 New method: To get a girl, you need to text. 839 01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:27,375 In texts, always send a girl a question for her to reply to. 840 01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:29,875 It's like rock climbing, no grip, you'll fall. 841 01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:33,167 She doesn't reply right away, it's a hard-to-get strategy. Okay? 842 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:38,292 If she sends emojis like kiss, heart, blush, LOL, LMAO, it's in the bag. 843 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,417 Keep asking her questions, always be interested in her. 844 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:44,792 She tells you her problems, say, "I get it". Even if you don't. 845 01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:45,958 - So, we lie? - Yes. 846 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:48,333 - She won't ask if you get it. - Interesting. 847 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,125 I read a book on manipulation, 848 01:04:50,292 --> 01:04:52,500 it said the same: fake it to gain it. 849 01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:56,625 Always write, "lots of love", not "kisses" or an "X", 850 01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:58,167 that's not romantic at all. 851 01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:02,125 Say, "good night" or "sleep well" to show you're concerned about her. 852 01:05:02,292 --> 01:05:04,292 Guys, I'm going. I'm super busy, I'll... 853 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:07,167 - Good night. - Text, Samir! 854 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,875 It's 2 pm! I meant texts! 855 01:05:10,792 --> 01:05:12,542 Where are you going? Your class sucked. 856 01:05:12,792 --> 01:05:14,000 I've got a thing to do. 857 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,750 You'll do it for free or get paid for it? 858 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:25,542 Hey, we're all made of electricity, that's why we say "love-struck". 859 01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:27,958 That could work: using the lighting emoji. 860 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,167 Shut up! 861 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:01,417 You're beautiful. 862 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,167 Come on. 863 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:36,000 Tell me what you like. 864 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:39,958 Go on, tell me. 865 01:06:41,792 --> 01:06:43,542 What? What's wrong? 866 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,667 I can't, I'm sorry. 867 01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,083 - I can't. - What are you doing? 868 01:06:51,333 --> 01:06:52,333 Ouassima! 869 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:04,000 "Are adults happier?", "are adults happier?" 870 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:07,000 - That's not what Box of Joy is for. - Well, yes. 871 01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:08,583 I put the word "happier". 872 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:10,875 What's wrong, Arthur? Problems at school? 873 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,958 If you were being bullied, you'd tell me? 874 01:07:13,792 --> 01:07:14,833 You're not answering. 875 01:07:15,917 --> 01:07:18,167 When adults don't answer, it means "no". 876 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,500 "Happier", aren't you funny? I don't know. 877 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:24,125 Yes, sometimes we're happy and other times, not as much. 878 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,958 But... is it worth it? 879 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:31,333 You're scaring me, sweetie. Are you thinking of suicide? 880 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:40,333 Is... growing up worth it? 881 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:44,042 Of course it is! You're so silly. 882 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:50,208 Look, if I hadn't grown up, I wouldn't have had you or José. 883 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,667 I wouldn't have known what it's like to have you two, 884 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,125 whom I love more than myself. 885 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,208 It's crazy! And... 886 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,417 I'd have missed out on unrequited love. 887 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:05,917 I didn't miss out on that. 888 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:10,333 Speaking of love, I wanted to show you... 889 01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:17,792 This. Know what it is? 890 01:08:20,582 --> 01:08:22,667 - No! - Cool it, Mr Anxiety 3000! 891 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:24,750 You have to learn, it's normal. 892 01:08:25,207 --> 01:08:26,957 Opening it isn't complicated. 893 01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:28,957 It's like... opening a tea bag, see? 894 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:31,542 Take the side... and open it. After that... 895 01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:35,292 I must tell you that unrolling it... 896 01:08:35,832 --> 01:08:38,125 - that's where it gets... - Mom, seriously. 897 01:08:38,292 --> 01:08:39,667 You got it to embarrass yourself? 898 01:08:41,292 --> 01:08:43,542 I have bio class, I know how it works, it's fine. 899 01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:52,750 One, two... turn... Perfect. 900 01:08:57,417 --> 01:08:59,582 - You're the one in Ouassima's head? - No. 901 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:00,957 What'd you do, Boob Guy? 902 01:09:01,582 --> 01:09:04,082 - I respected her. - Yeah? Respected how? 903 01:09:04,832 --> 01:09:06,417 By making love to her, slowly. 904 01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:11,250 Just talk! I read about non-violent communication, very effective! 905 01:09:18,957 --> 01:09:20,332 He slammed him to the ground! 906 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,707 Hands off my girl. Hands off, okay? 907 01:09:28,750 --> 01:09:29,750 Thanks. I'm sorry. 908 01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:32,000 You'll always be my best friend, no worries. 909 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:35,457 It just felt weird on the spot. 910 01:09:40,582 --> 01:09:42,167 You cute little bastard. 911 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:53,125 But did you actually make out with Ouassima? With emojis and all? 912 01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:56,167 No. I'd like to, but no. 913 01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:01,833 I remind you to set your alarms earlier to arrive on time... 914 01:10:02,542 --> 01:10:05,333 And also to bring your pens, etc, etc. 915 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,250 It's double penalty... 916 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:12,417 Keep your chins up! It's your last homework before end of year. 917 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:25,208 You know what? 918 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:29,375 It's a shame, you and I really overlooked each other. 919 01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:34,917 I admit I'm a pain in the ass, but... 920 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,500 you and I have been close since forever. 921 01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:47,458 I don't know, you've changed. You're sexy now. 922 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:57,250 I've thought it over, Arthur. It's okay, you can touch them. 923 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:06,125 Go on, touch them under my sweater, on the skin. 924 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:12,125 Put your top down. It's nice of you, but... 925 01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:14,458 You find them too small? 926 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:17,083 You can't do this to me, you've liked me since 2nd grade! 927 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:20,208 You've known Ouassima since 5th grade, I was first! 928 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:22,833 I have small tits, doesn't mean I can't be loved. 929 01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:27,000 Personality counts too. 930 01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,708 Please, I love you! 931 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,417 I'll invite you to my party, all of you, I promise! 932 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,708 It'll be awesome, please! 933 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:17,917 YOU ALRIGHT? 934 01:12:25,042 --> 01:12:29,000 {\an8}YOU'RE ALWAYS HARD-TO-GET, SO CAN YOU REPLY QUICKLY? 935 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:33,250 You really suck for telling Yaëlle. She hates me now. 936 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,833 I swear, I said nothing. 937 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:39,375 You'll give us class tomorrow? 938 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:42,833 Why? I don't want to anymore. I'm quitting, like the others. 939 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,167 I think you're strong. 940 01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:48,542 You give us self-esteem. 941 01:12:49,917 --> 01:12:50,958 We need you. 942 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,167 And there's the Kanye West concert, right? 943 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:58,208 Yeah, the Kanye concert... 944 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:01,208 Plus, I need to buy a new ukulele. 945 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,542 Fine, but it's the last time. Here, tomorrow, at 6 pm. 946 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,625 My dad will be at his meeting. 947 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:12,500 I don't like you sleeping with Matt. 948 01:13:12,875 --> 01:13:14,000 You had agreed. 949 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,417 Your word means nothing, you're not a man! 950 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,958 A man can change his mind. 951 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:21,000 - It's not about my word! - Then, if I'm wrong, see ya! 952 01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:26,792 You don't speak English? 953 01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,042 I don't want to see you with my daughter. 954 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:32,292 This is your last chance. Next time, I'll do some damage! 955 01:13:33,167 --> 01:13:36,083 - Is there a problem? - That kid's looking for trouble. 956 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:39,125 Arthur? I'm surprised, he's a good kid. 957 01:13:39,292 --> 01:13:41,083 Yeah, sure, and I'm an air hostess! 958 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:44,917 Dany, come on, he's a punk. Open your eyes, he's a scumbag. 959 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:49,125 He's up to something in my pool. He was all over my daughter! 960 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:50,917 I've seen money left everywhere. 961 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:54,167 He smokes and sells pot. 962 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:58,375 I watch him when he comes in. He always has red eyes. 963 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:00,000 That's the chlorine. 964 01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,458 I know his mother well, she's very nice. 965 01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:07,333 Anyway, he's 15, it's normal to have red eyes when you cry a lot. 966 01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:11,833 He's a degenerate... I can sense these things. 967 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,833 Remember the Moroccan guy last month? 968 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,125 He seemed normal. And in his swimming cap? 969 01:14:16,292 --> 01:14:19,458 Bars of hash. And he had red eyes too. 970 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:21,958 They should be sent back home. 971 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,083 Arthur's French. Where should he be sent? 972 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,458 One-way ticket far away from my daughter. 973 01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:28,583 Prison or charter flight, I don't care! 974 01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:32,333 If you put all the guys who flirt on a charter flight, 975 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,083 there'd never be enough planes. 976 01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:37,042 Maybe... But France would be more sophisticated. 977 01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:42,875 Sir, wear a swimming cap, it's written everywhere! 978 01:14:43,792 --> 01:14:45,417 Go to an optician! 979 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:50,208 You have a dog? 980 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,708 You're right, dogs are super cute. 981 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:00,250 I'm sorry... 982 01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:03,750 Never apologise for what you are. 983 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:08,083 I'd like to get my hairdresser back, it's not going well. 984 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:09,542 My hair's a mess. 985 01:15:12,292 --> 01:15:15,000 What if I tried to stick my bullshit back together? 986 01:15:15,167 --> 01:15:18,958 I bought this, it glues everything. Nothing moves with this, it says so. 987 01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:21,542 I won't move, I promise... 988 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,958 I can take the dog home. What's his name? 989 01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:32,708 It's Darth Vader. But the dog's not the problem. 990 01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:43,917 I think love is being real. I'd like to be real with you and everyone 991 01:15:44,667 --> 01:15:48,333 So that maybe I'll be loved now or in the future, no rush. 992 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:55,042 So, I'm gay. Well, yeah... I'm gay. 993 01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:57,000 It's weird to say, but... 994 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,042 For me, it's complicated to make out with girls when I prefer guys. 995 01:16:09,542 --> 01:16:11,375 I feel like a traitor, out of sync. 996 01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:17,292 I'm out of sync all the time, with family, dancing, or at school. 997 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:21,375 But love is about accepting yourself. 998 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:26,875 I want to thank you for the time we've spent together. 999 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:31,667 I didn't make out, but I made friends, and that's real love for me. 1000 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:43,125 Well... Thanks, Guigui. 1001 01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:46,000 Thanks for doing the work. It's... 1002 01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:48,083 Wait, are you 'gay' gay or is it a phase? 1003 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,292 - 'Gay' gay. - Right, wow. 1004 01:16:50,917 --> 01:16:55,750 I knew a girl that was lesbian for a month just to be cool. 1005 01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,792 Well, you've got balls for a guy gay! 1006 01:16:59,917 --> 01:17:03,625 Wanna do one last express class on how to manage your girl? 1007 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,417 I don't know what's up with Morgane. 1008 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:11,667 It seems I've offended her by saying we should optimise our communication. 1009 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,500 You thought you could manage it, but you can't. 1010 01:17:14,667 --> 01:17:18,042 Give her freedom. Don't annoy her with bullshit like 1011 01:17:18,708 --> 01:17:20,833 "where are you?", "what are you doing?" 1012 01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:25,833 You need to trust her, respect her. Give her oxygen. 1013 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,292 Can you explain this 'freedom'? 1014 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:30,542 - I don't get this nonsense. - Let her live as she wants, 1015 01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:32,917 even if you don't agree or understand. 1016 01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:34,542 Respect who she is. 1017 01:17:35,708 --> 01:17:39,500 Have a connection where you're equal to her, not better than her. 1018 01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:43,125 And you don't 'manage' a girl, she's not a bank! 1019 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:45,333 Learn to speak properly! 1020 01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:51,292 In other words, I must optimise my communication 1021 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,542 so that Morgane can optimise hers? Okay, makes sense. 1022 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:57,083 To manage a girl, you must constantly reassess yourself. 1023 01:17:57,875 --> 01:18:01,292 - And to manage a guy? - Same thing, don't say 'manage'. 1024 01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:05,750 No one cares, guy, girl, we're all people. 1025 01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:08,500 I've told you lots of bullshit. 1026 01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:11,417 You're better than me, guys. 1027 01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:13,875 Your emotions are great, 1028 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:18,792 a guy or girl won't make fun of you if you truly show them. 1029 01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:21,333 Lying is not a real trick. 1030 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:22,958 You know all about that! 1031 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:25,125 What's your problem? 1032 01:18:25,292 --> 01:18:27,375 - What do you think? - The Jackal feels tension. 1033 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:28,958 Okay, Arthur, cool it! 1034 01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:30,917 I won't. Not another word from you! 1035 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:32,875 Sit here to be in our shoes for a bit. 1036 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,375 - Let me go! - Arthur, relax. You're wound up. 1037 01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:38,125 You give advice and do shit with others. 1038 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:41,125 You say we should listen, but what about you? 1039 01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:42,500 How are you sincere? 1040 01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:45,125 - You sleep with me then ignore me? - Shut up, we had agreed! 1041 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,375 Agreed on what? That you'd use me? 1042 01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:50,625 You're just not with it, Ouassima! 1043 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:52,375 Can't you tell I like you? 1044 01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:56,292 No, you're there getting a new guy each day. 1045 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,333 What about you and me? 1046 01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:01,667 You give lessons but behave like a kid. 1047 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:04,042 Wow, they did make out! 1048 01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:06,250 Damn it, I didn't sleep with Matt, asshole! 1049 01:19:06,417 --> 01:19:08,167 Because he's an asshole too! 1050 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:13,458 - Happy now, marked your territory? - Right! Know what? 1051 01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:15,208 All along, you've been playing 1052 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:16,875 the role of a slut! 1053 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:18,458 You asshole! 1054 01:19:20,042 --> 01:19:22,583 - Matt! Stop! - Bastard! 1055 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:25,792 - Shit, calm down! - Let me go, damn it! 1056 01:19:26,292 --> 01:19:27,250 I'll kill you! 1057 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,875 Come here, you. 1058 01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:34,208 Yes, hello? It's for some punks. 1059 01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,542 The Seagulls Pool, for acts of violence. 1060 01:19:37,042 --> 01:19:40,583 Must be a drug deal, there's money on the floor. You, stay here. 1061 01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:44,583 Thank you, I'll wait for you. They're under control, not going anywhere! 1062 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,375 - Guys, run! - Watch it! 1063 01:19:52,167 --> 01:19:54,250 You, calm down! Sit down! 1064 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,958 In summary, you've each paid ten euros so she would 1065 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:40,708 - teach you "how to make out", right? - Yes, 1066 01:20:41,167 --> 01:20:42,542 she really made me haggle. 1067 01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:44,500 Wait, two seconds, please. 1068 01:20:44,667 --> 01:20:47,708 Arthur, is this a joke? You went to see a 'good-time girl'? 1069 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:49,417 No, she was super late. 1070 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,208 For flirting classes? 1071 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,333 You must be skilled, you've earned a lot. 1072 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:54,542 Not enough for New York. 1073 01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:57,292 It's not flirting, it's "love behavioural psychology". 1074 01:20:58,292 --> 01:20:59,417 Love! When you're 15! 1075 01:20:59,583 --> 01:21:01,750 I'd rather be deaf than hear this! 1076 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:06,125 - Did you use protection? - Not enough, given my suffering... 1077 01:21:06,292 --> 01:21:08,792 I'm curious, did you learn to "make out" in the end? 1078 01:21:09,292 --> 01:21:12,500 - No, I matured. - So, she tricked you. She's clever! 1079 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:16,375 No, I'm just gay and in platonic love with my best friend. 1080 01:21:17,292 --> 01:21:20,083 As long as this all stays legal, there's no harm. 1081 01:21:22,167 --> 01:21:24,000 As long as it's legal, no harm done. 1082 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:26,958 You'll work hard to pay me back, all holiday long. 1083 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,958 - Can I still go swimming? - We'll see. 1084 01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:38,625 You know, your dad pushed you into the pool, not me. 1085 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:43,625 He met a Cuban girl on July 14th and left with her. 1086 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:46,333 It's not a national holiday for them. 1087 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,292 He disappeared without fixing anything. 1088 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,417 I'm sorry he left you, Arthur. 1089 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,375 Loving my sons, I can do. But choosing the right dad... 1090 01:21:57,792 --> 01:22:00,417 Why did you make me think it was you who pushed me? 1091 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:04,167 It's easier to hate the parent who stayed than the one who left. 1092 01:22:08,917 --> 01:22:11,083 - Shall we do an ad-hoc Box of Joy? - No. 1093 01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:13,792 No more Box of Joy and insult sessions. 1094 01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:16,250 You've been doing it too long to make me happy. 1095 01:22:16,417 --> 01:22:19,917 I knew nothing about Ouassima. You're right, I don't listen enough. 1096 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,417 I was wrong, that's it. Parents can be wrong. 1097 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:30,667 We're going to change things. We'll talk to each other more. 1098 01:22:32,792 --> 01:22:34,417 With no obligation, if possible. 1099 01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:42,083 Move forward, Ouassima, or you'll end up like your friends. 1100 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:45,833 You won't get a job, 1101 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,000 or a nice life either! 1102 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:50,958 You need to want it! 1103 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,292 Others won't want it for you! 1104 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,250 You need to have fury for it! 1105 01:22:58,542 --> 01:23:00,750 Your fury is not with that boy, it's in you! 1106 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,292 Did you have fury for mom? 1107 01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:07,958 No. I've had it since she's no longer with us. 1108 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:12,208 It's not by going to your meetings that you'll feel better, 1109 01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:15,708 that mom will come back and you'll start your life over. 1110 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:18,333 You put your anger in the wrong place, dad! 1111 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,292 You'll pay those boys back, one by one. 1112 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:23,000 You must take responsibility, my dear. 1113 01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:26,292 But I need money to buy a new ukulele! 1114 01:23:27,292 --> 01:23:28,875 Life is not a walk in the park. 1115 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:34,542 Now, eat. 1116 01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:55,458 - You're ready, buddy! - For what? 1117 01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,625 To take the exam! 25 meter backstroke. 1118 01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:03,042 - Seriously? - Yes. 1119 01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:06,833 - 'May the force be with me', then. - Yes. 1120 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:10,125 I asked my daughter not to see your son. I've asked him, 1121 01:24:10,292 --> 01:24:13,250 but he's already slept with her, so my request had no effect. 1122 01:24:13,417 --> 01:24:16,625 You think we can stop them from seeing each other? Ridiculous. 1123 01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:20,958 - Plus, my son used protection. - Great, we'll give him a medal? 1124 01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:23,500 No. Maybe we treat them too much like children... 1125 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:26,333 We still see them as babies, but they've grown up. 1126 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:29,292 Maybe we need to loosen up a bit. 1127 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,250 I think they're in love. I know Arthur really loves Ouassima. 1128 01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:34,833 Well, good for him! 1129 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:39,542 I don't want to validate a 'serious' relationship at 15. It's nonsense. 1130 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,042 - Ouassima has a whole life ahead. - I know. 1131 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:46,667 What's going through their head? Do you ask yourself that? 1132 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:48,542 All the time. 1133 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,333 I think it's a hormone issue, or too many emotions, or... 1134 01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:55,875 What they need is rules. Rules will make them feel reassured. 1135 01:24:56,042 --> 01:24:58,333 My kid sweeps all my rules aside. 1136 01:25:00,042 --> 01:25:01,125 Mine wants to be a singer. 1137 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:04,417 That just shows you it's a real circus at my house now! 1138 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,958 Mine tells me he wants to be himself. 1139 01:25:07,417 --> 01:25:09,792 - I find it interesting, really. - I'd like... 1140 01:25:11,917 --> 01:25:15,208 Danny? We're in a parent-teacher meeting, we'll meet later. 1141 01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:17,250 Actually, it's not you I came to see. 1142 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:29,000 Right, so, I wanted to say... 1143 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:34,042 I'm up for giving life with glue a shot. 1144 01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:36,958 It's a yes. 1145 01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:41,000 I'd have to be crazy to just walk away now, 1146 01:25:41,167 --> 01:25:43,542 simply because you made me wait like an idiot. 1147 01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:46,792 Well, I... I mean... 1148 01:25:48,625 --> 01:25:51,125 I'd like to introduce... my partner. 1149 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:54,625 And now Arthur's stepfather, 1150 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:57,042 and our dog, Darth Vador. 1151 01:25:59,042 --> 01:25:59,917 You too? 1152 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:04,500 - Is there anyone not into love? - No, that doesn't exist. 1153 01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:06,625 I mean... Other than dead people. 1154 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:50,417 You okay, bro? 1155 01:26:51,417 --> 01:26:53,917 I don't know how to get her to talk to me again. 1156 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:27,125 For me, love is having appetite for life. 1157 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,667 It gives you desire for everything. It makes you hungry. 1158 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:35,375 Since I met Morgane, I eat ten times more than before. 1159 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,125 And I eat everything. 1160 01:27:53,708 --> 01:27:55,167 Dany, can I ask you a favour? 1161 01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:57,917 - Yes, of course. - Give me the pool keys for a night. 1162 01:27:58,625 --> 01:28:01,500 What are you up to now? The police station wasn't enough? 1163 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,333 No, no way. 1164 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,333 If someone drowns, it's my responsibility... 1165 01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,333 It's not dangerous, it's for a girl. 1166 01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:10,708 I really like her, it's my last chance to... 1167 01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:12,458 Anyway, there'll be no drowning. 1168 01:28:19,417 --> 01:28:21,625 If it's for a girl, I'm beaten. Here. 1169 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,542 But on two conditions, Arthur: 1170 01:28:25,167 --> 01:28:27,333 you say nothing to your mom, and 1171 01:28:28,333 --> 01:28:30,333 - don't be so formal with me. - Okay. 1172 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:42,542 {\an8}I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT MY PARTY - YAËLLE 1173 01:28:49,292 --> 01:28:50,208 Yes? 1174 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,792 - Can I ask you a question? - Yes. 1175 01:28:59,875 --> 01:29:02,000 Did you lie because I have too many rules? 1176 01:29:03,417 --> 01:29:06,875 Yes. I guess it's hard to be a mom and dad, 1177 01:29:07,042 --> 01:29:09,042 - you have flaws of both. - Yeah but, 1178 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,292 like today, I had a meeting but I didn't go. 1179 01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:16,333 Because I thought about what you said. 1180 01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:20,125 I'm not tough, I just want what's best for you. It's not the same. 1181 01:29:20,292 --> 01:29:23,542 But trust me a little, so I can know what's best for me. 1182 01:29:24,458 --> 01:29:26,292 Sure, but it's not easy. 1183 01:29:27,667 --> 01:29:30,583 Not long ago, you were this tall, and now you're... 1184 01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:40,333 Raising a daughter is harder than facing ten revolutions. 1185 01:30:19,417 --> 01:30:21,708 It took me ages to know what I wanted to say. 1186 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:24,458 This was the hardest exercise I've ever had. 1187 01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:30,292 Now, I know for sure that love is getting to know you. 1188 01:30:30,792 --> 01:30:33,333 It's being with you to do everything and nothing. 1189 01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:37,042 It's also being without you, thinking about you all the time. 1190 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:41,458 It's when someone takes up all the space. 1191 01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:45,667 When it makes you vulnerable but strong at the same time. 1192 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:50,250 It's full of contradictions, both easy and hard to understand. 1193 01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:57,833 Since I've gotten to know you... I'm ready. 1194 01:30:59,917 --> 01:31:02,167 It's not easy, but I'm ready to go forward. 1195 01:31:05,917 --> 01:31:09,542 I want to say sorry. I'm sorry, Ouassima. 1196 01:31:10,375 --> 01:31:12,083 That's why the ukulele is there. 1197 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:18,458 It's for you. With my 80% water and 20% electricity 1198 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,875 I love you like crazy. 1199 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,958 I'll say nothing, or I'll look like a fascist again. 1200 01:31:40,417 --> 01:31:42,125 But that kid's getting on my nerves. 1201 01:31:42,542 --> 01:31:44,250 Even though it's life, as you say! 1202 01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:47,750 Don't worry, dad, we'll clean it up. Can I keep the ukulele? 1203 01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:53,917 That's "stubborn" in Arabic. 1204 01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:57,000 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 1205 01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:00,417 Go put those noodles away. 1206 01:32:08,583 --> 01:32:09,750 Arthur! 1207 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,542 You're running around like Usain Bolt? You'll get a stroke! 1208 01:32:13,708 --> 01:32:15,917 I just wanted to wish you luck for your job. 1209 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:18,917 You already had the stroke, then, I started last week. 1210 01:32:21,417 --> 01:32:23,167 Actually, I wanted to tell you... 1211 01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:25,708 I'm going out with your life-guard. 1212 01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:31,208 You okay, Arthur? Shit, I'm sorry... I know it's brutal but... 1213 01:32:31,375 --> 01:32:33,208 I didn't know how to tell you... 1214 01:32:33,375 --> 01:32:36,833 Are you serious? This is bullshit, how you drop this on me. 1215 01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:38,625 You used protection? 1216 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:42,875 Yes. But I especially want to start a new life with him. And you and José. 1217 01:32:43,042 --> 01:32:45,708 Your mom's having sex with your teacher. I have no words. 1218 01:32:45,875 --> 01:32:48,625 He's not your teacher, he's a life-guard. Arthur, wait. 1219 01:32:50,917 --> 01:32:54,875 - Do you hate me? - Mom, don't talk nonsense, grow up. 1220 01:32:55,208 --> 01:32:56,875 You're way too hormonal. 1221 01:33:01,667 --> 01:33:02,750 I'm kidding! 1222 01:33:02,917 --> 01:33:04,708 You really think I hadn't found out? 1223 01:33:05,208 --> 01:33:08,333 Swimming caps and pharmacies, you really took me for an idiot! 1224 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:14,083 Live your life, mom, have fun! We're good, with José! 1225 01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:52,458 A FILM BY ADELINE PICAULT 1226 01:35:53,750 --> 01:35:56,292 SINGLE MODEL 91007