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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:06,349 {\an9}♪♪ 2 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:09,585 Randy: ♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:09,586 --> 00:00:11,854 {\an1}♪ Friendly faces everywhere 4 00:00:11,855 --> 00:00:13,823 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:13,824 --> 00:00:16,993 ♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 6 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:19,028 ♪ There's ample parking day or night ♪ 7 00:00:19,029 --> 00:00:20,496 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 8 00:00:20,497 --> 00:00:22,098 ♪ I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ♪ 9 00:00:22,099 --> 00:00:24,000 {\an1}♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind 10 00:00:24,001 --> 00:00:25,601 Towelie: I got some weed, and... 11 00:00:25,602 --> 00:00:27,503 {\an1}I don't know what's going on. 12 00:00:27,504 --> 00:00:29,405 Randy: ♪ So come on down to Tegridy Farms ♪ 13 00:00:29,406 --> 00:00:31,108 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:32,376 --> 00:00:35,077 {\an9}♪♪ 15 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:39,015 Good morning, everyone... good morning. 16 00:00:39,016 --> 00:00:43,019 So listen, guys, we are not in good shape. 17 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:45,488 The whole doing-business-in-China thing 18 00:00:45,489 --> 00:00:47,323 has sort of bitten us in the ass. 19 00:00:47,324 --> 00:00:51,127 {\an1}And now we aren't selling enough weed to keep up with our costs. 20 00:00:51,128 --> 00:00:52,261 You see this? This right here? 21 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:54,163 That's us plateauing. 22 00:00:54,164 --> 00:00:56,565 We no longer get any of that sweet Chinese money 23 00:00:56,566 --> 00:00:58,434 and now, all the money we do make 24 00:00:58,435 --> 00:01:00,303 {\an1}doesn't even cover our expenses. 25 00:01:00,304 --> 00:01:06,309 So, how do we sell more weed? Stan? 26 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:08,377 [ Scoffs ] I don't know. 27 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:10,112 Do, like a sale? Like a fall sale? 28 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,347 Not good enough! Shelley? 29 00:01:11,348 --> 00:01:13,282 I hate marijuana. 30 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:16,319 Nice attitude. How do we sell more weed? Sharon? 31 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,055 If you don't make commercials or do more parades for the town 32 00:01:19,056 --> 00:01:21,023 we'd have more money. Right, cut out all our marketing. 33 00:01:21,024 --> 00:01:23,659 That's Sharon's great idea, everyone. Towelie? 34 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,228 You know what the problem is, it's the schwag. 35 00:01:26,229 --> 00:01:29,599 {\an1}All those stands and seeds, they just go to waste, man. 36 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,233 Go on. 37 00:01:31,234 --> 00:01:33,502 It's like -- we sell all the good parts of the weed 38 00:01:33,503 --> 00:01:35,471 but we throw away, like, tons and tons 39 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:37,206 of all the left over shit. 40 00:01:37,207 --> 00:01:40,476 You can sell that crap as mulch to a hardware company. 41 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:42,144 Mulch. 42 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:45,147 Use our discarded product to recover costs. 43 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:46,616 Everyone, great job. 44 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:48,852 {\an1}You just got pwned by a towel. 45 00:01:50,654 --> 00:01:52,255 ♪ It's Sloppy Joe Day! 46 00:01:52,256 --> 00:01:53,656 Both: ♪ It's Sloppy Joe Day! 47 00:01:53,657 --> 00:01:54,690 I seriously think that Sloppy Joe Day 48 00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:56,158 is my favorite day at school. 49 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,660 Yeah, it's the best. 50 00:01:57,661 --> 00:02:00,630 Both: ♪ Sloppy Joe Day it's sloppy Joe day! ♪ 51 00:02:00,631 --> 00:02:04,033 Come on, keep the line moving, kids! 52 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:06,535 What is this? That's today's lunch. 53 00:02:06,536 --> 00:02:08,938 It's feesh. [fish] Feesh? 54 00:02:08,939 --> 00:02:10,640 But, but this is Sloppy Joe Day. 55 00:02:10,641 --> 00:02:13,142 Yeah, well, the menu's been changed. 56 00:02:13,143 --> 00:02:15,444 We had kids complainin' our food wasn't healthy 57 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:18,614 or sustainable enough so don't you start bitchin' about it now. 58 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:21,250 What kids were complaining about health and sustainability?! 59 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:22,952 What kids would care at all that -- [Gasps] 60 00:02:22,953 --> 00:02:24,420 The girls! The girls? 61 00:02:24,421 --> 00:02:27,290 The [bleep] girls. 62 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:29,292 Excuse me! 63 00:02:29,293 --> 00:02:32,028 Can someone explain to us why this is on our lunch trays? 64 00:02:32,029 --> 00:02:34,230 Yeah, it's supposed to be Sloppy Joe Day! 65 00:02:34,231 --> 00:02:35,965 We asked for healthier options 66 00:02:35,966 --> 00:02:37,466 and to sometimes have food for those of us 67 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:39,101 who don't eat red meat. 68 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:41,437 Oh, my God. I'm about to lose my mind... 69 00:02:41,438 --> 00:02:43,239 You think you can just mess with a man's lunch -- 70 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,207 It's okay Eric -- You think that your ideas 71 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,276 about health and nutrition -- should be somehow 72 00:02:47,277 --> 00:02:48,744 interfering with mine -- Eric, Eric... 73 00:02:48,745 --> 00:02:50,580 You dictate what foods I can eat -- 74 00:02:50,581 --> 00:02:52,048 Urk! [ Tray clatters ] 75 00:02:52,049 --> 00:02:57,219 [ Gasping, grunting ] 76 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,689 Eric? Eric? I can't. I can't. 77 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:01,257 Butters, I can't... [ Whump ] 78 00:03:01,258 --> 00:03:03,659 [ Food splatters ] 79 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:07,763 [ Siren wails ] [ Monitor beeping ] 80 00:03:07,764 --> 00:03:10,232 [ Shockers charge ] Clear. 81 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,702 [ Thump ] 82 00:03:12,703 --> 00:03:15,638 We got him back. 83 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,440 [Bleep] you, Wendy. 84 00:03:17,441 --> 00:03:23,512 {\an9}♪♪ 85 00:03:23,513 --> 00:03:26,349 How much you think we'll get for our mulch? 86 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:28,184 Even if we only get ten cents a pound, 87 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:30,019 we have, like, a million pounds of it. 88 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:33,155 This is gonna save our business. 89 00:03:33,156 --> 00:03:34,457 I'm really hungry all of a sudden, 90 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,625 you want some Burger King? 91 00:03:35,626 --> 00:03:37,159 Yeah, I'll take some onion rings. 92 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,329 {\an9}♪♪ 93 00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:42,598 Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order? 94 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:45,635 Uh, hi, can I get, um, large onion rings... 95 00:03:45,636 --> 00:03:48,638 {\an1}The big Coke Zero and, um... 96 00:03:48,639 --> 00:03:50,640 {\an1}What's an Impossible burger? 97 00:03:50,641 --> 00:03:52,775 It's a plant-based burger, sir. 98 00:03:52,776 --> 00:03:54,343 Plant based? 99 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,145 You mean, like, it's not, like, a cow? 100 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:58,247 No sir, it's completely vegan, 101 00:03:58,248 --> 00:04:02,518 but it's engineered to replicate the taste and texture of beef. 102 00:04:02,519 --> 00:04:05,288 Huh. Okay I'll try it. 103 00:04:05,289 --> 00:04:06,455 [ Cash register beeps ] 104 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:12,828 {\an9}♪♪ 105 00:04:12,829 --> 00:04:15,731 Hey, this tastes like shit. 106 00:04:15,732 --> 00:04:17,500 You guys make money off of this? 107 00:04:17,501 --> 00:04:19,568 They're very popular, sir. 108 00:04:19,569 --> 00:04:22,338 A lot of people care about the environment and sustainability. 109 00:04:22,339 --> 00:04:24,073 Ah, that, that's amazing. 110 00:04:24,074 --> 00:04:25,741 I mean, this seriously tastes like dog shit. 111 00:04:25,742 --> 00:04:27,510 {\an1}and you get people to buy it? 112 00:04:27,511 --> 00:04:29,378 Wait a minute... 113 00:04:29,379 --> 00:04:31,213 Plant based... 114 00:04:31,214 --> 00:04:32,481 Plant. 115 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,350 Based... 116 00:04:34,351 --> 00:04:36,253 Plant based. Oh, my God. 117 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:39,789 [ Bell rings ] 118 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:42,425 Comin', through! Make way! 119 00:04:42,426 --> 00:04:43,693 Hey guys, how's it going? 120 00:04:43,694 --> 00:04:45,494 You're out of the hospital? 121 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:48,130 Yes. The girls tried to kill me, but they didn't succeed. 122 00:04:48,131 --> 00:04:50,433 However we cannot let the girls' protests 123 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:51,801 ruin our lunch ever again. 124 00:04:51,802 --> 00:04:54,103 Nichole: Oh, gimme a break! 125 00:04:54,104 --> 00:04:56,205 It's not just girls who want to change the menu, 126 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:59,175 it's boys too! Yeah! I want vegan food! 127 00:04:59,176 --> 00:05:01,510 A lot of students are protesting! 128 00:05:01,511 --> 00:05:04,113 Well their protesting is ruining my lunch! 129 00:05:04,114 --> 00:05:06,415 We have a right to free speech! 130 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:08,284 Yes, we do all have freedom of speech, 131 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:09,885 but at times there are ramifications for the negative 132 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,520 that can happen, when you're not thinking 133 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:13,389 about others and you're only thinking for yourself! 134 00:05:13,390 --> 00:05:15,358 Woah, woah, woah- what's going on, kids! 135 00:05:15,359 --> 00:05:17,793 {\an1}the protestors are trying to kill Eric again Mr. Mackey! 136 00:05:17,794 --> 00:05:20,763 M'kay, kids, we don't want another incident here, m'kay? 137 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:22,598 When you try to change people's lunch, 138 00:05:22,599 --> 00:05:24,300 they don't realize it harms people financially, physically, 139 00:05:24,301 --> 00:05:25,568 emotionally, and spiritually. [ Grunts ] 140 00:05:25,569 --> 00:05:27,303 Eric, it's okay. 141 00:05:27,304 --> 00:05:28,671 We aren't going to change the school menu, m'kay? 142 00:05:28,672 --> 00:05:29,872 Everything's fine. 143 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:31,474 That's not fair! 144 00:05:31,475 --> 00:05:32,908 Doesn't it matter we're being silenced?! 145 00:05:32,909 --> 00:05:35,444 [ Gasps ] My lunch! 146 00:05:35,445 --> 00:05:38,781 Girls, I'm sorry. But the health of our students has to come first. 147 00:05:38,782 --> 00:05:41,852 {\an9}♪♪ 148 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,387 Gerald, thanks for coming. 149 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:46,255 You're not going to believe this. 150 00:05:46,256 --> 00:05:47,223 Believe what? Your text said that -- Come on! 151 00:05:47,224 --> 00:05:49,258 Come on! Come on! 152 00:05:49,259 --> 00:05:50,893 I think I've perfected it, Gerald. 153 00:05:50,894 --> 00:05:53,763 I've made a sustainable, healthy alternative to meat. 154 00:05:53,764 --> 00:05:56,165 I want you to to try it. 155 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:59,268 It's a hamburger? It's a Tegridy burger. 156 00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:00,671 Go ahead. Try it. 157 00:06:02,706 --> 00:06:05,374 Well? 158 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,576 [ Muffled, mouthful ] It tastes like shit. Yeah, it's plant based. 159 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:09,112 But keep eating it though. 160 00:06:11,381 --> 00:06:13,516 I just -- I just don't think it's very good. 161 00:06:13,517 --> 00:06:14,817 Randy wait for it. 162 00:06:14,818 --> 00:06:17,486 Wait for it. 163 00:06:17,487 --> 00:06:19,622 Oh. 164 00:06:19,623 --> 00:06:22,325 Oh-ho! [ Both laughing ] 165 00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:26,195 Huh? Yeah, it's good. Yeah, right? 166 00:06:26,196 --> 00:06:28,331 It's really [bleep] good, man. 167 00:06:28,332 --> 00:06:30,366 This is like the best burger I've ever had! 168 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:32,602 And you can eat a lot of 'em and not feel bloated. 169 00:06:32,603 --> 00:06:36,305 Towelie's had, like, 12! 170 00:06:36,306 --> 00:06:38,908 Best burgers I ever had. 171 00:06:38,909 --> 00:06:40,943 [ Indistinct chatter ] 172 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:42,645 Mmm. 173 00:06:42,646 --> 00:06:44,547 Mmm. Oh, my God. 174 00:06:44,548 --> 00:06:46,582 School cafeteria ribs. 175 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,684 {\an1}After all that yogurt and crap they gave me at the hospital. 176 00:06:48,685 --> 00:06:50,353 Mmm! 177 00:06:50,354 --> 00:06:52,255 ♪ I love Barbecue Rib Day ♪ 178 00:06:52,256 --> 00:06:54,257 ♪ Yeah, I think maybe I like Rib Day ♪ 179 00:06:54,258 --> 00:06:55,524 ♪ Even more than Sloppy Joe Day ♪ 180 00:06:55,525 --> 00:06:57,994 {\an1}♪ It's a difficult choice 181 00:06:57,995 --> 00:07:01,330 Wendy: Everyone? Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 182 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:04,667 Look, guys. We're supposed to be the young generation, right? 183 00:07:04,668 --> 00:07:08,337 We're the ones upset about the world our parents left us. 184 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:10,706 Yeah, but eating this kind of food 185 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:12,742 makes us all just as guilty. 186 00:07:12,743 --> 00:07:15,878 The millions and millions of cows and pigs and chickens 187 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:19,415 {\an1}that we harvest every year are a huge reason for climate change. 188 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:23,719 It is up to us as students to protest for change. 189 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,855 Young voices matter! 190 00:07:25,856 --> 00:07:28,958 Without sustainable and ethical food choices now, 191 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:31,861 we're proving to be no -- [ Yells ] 192 00:07:31,862 --> 00:07:34,864 Can I please just enjoy my lunch for five God damn minutes. 193 00:07:34,865 --> 00:07:36,666 You gotta calm down, Eric, Remember your condition -- 194 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,467 {\an1}We all have freedom of speech 195 00:07:38,468 --> 00:07:40,703 but stop talking about climate change during lunchtime! 196 00:07:40,704 --> 00:07:42,371 Okay, let's sit down. 197 00:07:42,372 --> 00:07:43,606 Some of us are trying to just enjoy some simple 198 00:07:43,607 --> 00:07:45,741 God damn barbecue ribs and I -- 199 00:07:45,742 --> 00:07:47,610 [Grunting, groaning ] 200 00:07:47,611 --> 00:07:49,045 Oh, God they did it to me again, Butters. 201 00:07:49,046 --> 00:07:51,948 Eric! I think this is the big one. 202 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,516 Don't let me die. Somebody, help! 203 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:55,384 Don't let me d- don't let me die, butters! 204 00:07:55,385 --> 00:07:58,554 [ Groaning ] [ Siren wails ] 205 00:07:58,555 --> 00:08:00,289 Clear. [ Thump ] 206 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,724 We got him back. 207 00:08:01,725 --> 00:08:03,859 [Bleep] you Wendy. 208 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,696 So that's one Whopper, one order of chicken strings, 209 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:08,064 and a medium beverage... 210 00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:10,433 Randy: Burgers! Get your burgers here! 211 00:08:10,434 --> 00:08:11,634 Okay that'll be fif-- 212 00:08:11,635 --> 00:08:13,769 Plant-based burgers for sale! 213 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:16,038 Excuse me one moment. 214 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:17,773 Get your hamburgers here! 215 00:08:17,774 --> 00:08:19,942 {\an1}Plant-based burgers for sale! 216 00:08:19,943 --> 00:08:21,777 Hey! What are you doing? 217 00:08:21,778 --> 00:08:25,348 I'm sellin' hamburgers! All natural, completely plant based. 218 00:08:25,349 --> 00:08:28,017 Thank you sir. You can't sell hamburgers here, 219 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:29,785 this is a Burger King! 220 00:08:29,786 --> 00:08:31,020 You sell hamburgers here. 221 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:33,055 Yeah, you sell hamburgers here. 222 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:34,557 This is seriously as good or better 223 00:08:34,558 --> 00:08:35,891 than a real hamburger. 224 00:08:35,892 --> 00:08:37,627 Can I get a couple more to take to work? 225 00:08:37,628 --> 00:08:39,762 Hey now look, buddy! 226 00:08:39,763 --> 00:08:42,665 I'm not gonna lose customers because of you! 227 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:45,101 We have plant-based burgers inside as well! 228 00:08:45,102 --> 00:08:47,069 Come try our Impossible burger! 229 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,939 Tegridy burger! Made locally right here in South Park! 230 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:51,407 Tegridy burger. 231 00:08:51,408 --> 00:08:53,342 Stop that! 232 00:08:53,343 --> 00:08:54,744 {\an1}Alright, everyone, listen up. 233 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:56,112 As you know, there are several students 234 00:08:56,113 --> 00:08:57,813 {\an1}protesting the school menu. 235 00:08:57,814 --> 00:08:59,949 But there are other students who are voicing 236 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:01,751 {\an1}their concerns against changes. 237 00:09:01,752 --> 00:09:03,819 Eric Cartman is still recovering in the hospital, 238 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,688 we all wish him well. [ Clears throat ] 239 00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:07,590 Now the school has been looking into several options 240 00:09:07,591 --> 00:09:08,991 to deal with problem. 241 00:09:08,992 --> 00:09:11,827 And I do believe we have found a compromise. 242 00:09:11,828 --> 00:09:14,463 We have found a new company in the plant-based 243 00:09:14,464 --> 00:09:16,632 fast food industry who would like to be 244 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:18,668 the supplier for our cafeteria. 245 00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:23,072 And so please welcome the founder of Incredible Meat. 246 00:09:23,073 --> 00:09:25,107 [ Claps ] 247 00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,709 Hello, children. 248 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,711 I want to thank you and I want to thank 249 00:09:28,712 --> 00:09:30,813 your fine principal, for hearing me out. 250 00:09:30,814 --> 00:09:34,083 I take plants and I process them into goo. 251 00:09:34,084 --> 00:09:35,718 I am a goo man. 252 00:09:35,719 --> 00:09:37,687 I have factories all over the country. 253 00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:39,722 I have trucks right now loaded with goo 254 00:09:39,723 --> 00:09:41,490 that can be here within the week. 255 00:09:41,491 --> 00:09:43,893 The goo I speak of can be made into anything. 256 00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:45,461 It can be made into tacos. 257 00:09:45,462 --> 00:09:47,597 {\an1}It can be made into hot dogs. 258 00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:49,699 And I promise you that none of your students 259 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,767 will know the difference. 260 00:09:51,768 --> 00:09:53,636 {\an1}I would very much like to be the plant-based meat vendor 261 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:55,171 for your school. 262 00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:56,806 I would like to be the plant-based meat vendor 263 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:58,574 for your town. 264 00:09:58,575 --> 00:10:00,843 I'm a simple family man and a vegetarian. 265 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,645 I would like the opportunity to make you all 266 00:10:02,646 --> 00:10:04,047 vegetarians as well. And I thank you. 267 00:10:06,165 --> 00:10:09,011 For subtitling services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 268 00:10:10,422 --> 00:10:13,858 Randy: Eating meat doesn't just hurt animals, it hurts people. 269 00:10:13,859 --> 00:10:15,826 It takes 13 pounds of grain to produce 270 00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:18,529 {\an1}just 1 pound of animal meat. 271 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,765 All that plant food could be used 272 00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:25,236 much more efficiently if people just ate it directly. 273 00:10:25,237 --> 00:10:28,406 Meat is also not environmentally friendly. 274 00:10:28,407 --> 00:10:30,508 Meat production is wasteful and causes 275 00:10:30,509 --> 00:10:32,410 {\an1}enormous amounts of pollution, 276 00:10:32,411 --> 00:10:41,285 and the meat industry is one of the biggest -- 277 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:42,887 Huh? 278 00:10:42,888 --> 00:10:45,856 Oh, I was just saying that adopting a vegan diet 279 00:10:45,857 --> 00:10:48,559 is way more effective than switching to 280 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,529 a "greener" car in the fight against climate change. 281 00:10:51,530 --> 00:10:53,631 For your health, for our planet, 282 00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:55,633 for the animals, and for each other. 283 00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:59,570 We have to switch to plant-based foods. 284 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:02,574 {\an1}Now, i-it just so happens... 285 00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:05,910 [ Sighs deeply ] 286 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,311 ♪ Cheeba 287 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,413 ♪ Cheeba, cheeba 288 00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:10,948 ♪ Cheeba Cheeba, cheeba. 289 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:13,617 ♪ Cheeba, cheeba 290 00:11:13,618 --> 00:11:15,619 You gotta be kidding me! 291 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,656 {\an1}Randy: It's our grand opening! 292 00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:21,993 Come and visit your town's only plant-based burger joint! 293 00:11:21,994 --> 00:11:26,364 It's not the town's only plant-based burger joint! 294 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:28,666 ♪ Cheeba, cheeba-cheeba [ Indistinct talking ] 295 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,401 {\an1} Celebrate our grand opening -- 296 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:31,669 Tegridy Burger. 297 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:33,070 ♪ Jeeba, jeeba ♪ 298 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:34,905 ♪ Jeeba-jeeba ♪ 299 00:11:34,906 --> 00:11:38,442 [ Indistinct talking ] 300 00:11:38,443 --> 00:11:40,945 Here he comes! [ Talking stops ] 301 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,313 ♪ It's Taco Tuesday 302 00:11:42,314 --> 00:11:44,983 ♪ It's T-Taco -- 303 00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:49,354 [ Students murmur ] 304 00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:55,559 Mr. Mackey. Oh, h-hello, Eric. 305 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,329 What's going on, Butters? ♪ It's Taco Tuesday 306 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:01,299 [ Weakly ] ♪ It's Taco Tuesday 307 00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,604 These tacos look different. What kind are they? 308 00:12:06,605 --> 00:12:11,409 They're... Incredible Beef Tacos. 309 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:14,379 Oh, Incredible Beef Tacos. That sounds nice. 310 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:37,101 Hmm? [ Sniffs ] 311 00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:39,338 [ Taco crunches ] 312 00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:49,080 [ Taco crunches ] 313 00:12:49,081 --> 00:12:51,482 Did you guys see that new "Joker" movie? 314 00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:53,752 Oh, thank God. It worked. 315 00:12:57,923 --> 00:13:00,624 [ Bell dings ] 316 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,027 Welcome City Wok. I take a order, please. 317 00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:05,429 Are you the owner of this restaurant? 318 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,565 Yes. I take a order, please. 319 00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,600 I'd like to do business with you. 320 00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,168 Your establishment here is perfect 321 00:13:11,169 --> 00:13:12,903 for my plant-based meats. 322 00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:15,606 You see, I am a goo man. 323 00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:17,875 If you carry my product, Incredible Meats, 324 00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:21,178 we can put the word "incredible" before all of your dishes. 325 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,414 You mean, instead of City Chicken, 326 00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,982 I could have Incredible City Chicken? 327 00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:26,717 That is correct. 328 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,753 You mean instead of City Mongorian Beef, 329 00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:31,055 I can have Incredibly City Mongorian Beef? 330 00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:32,757 That's right. You're saying now 331 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,526 I can have scallops with Incredibly City XO Sauce?! 332 00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:37,094 Okay! Sign me up! 333 00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:38,829 That is most excellent! 334 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,998 Now, how many customers on average do you have 335 00:13:40,999 --> 00:13:42,767 per day? 336 00:13:42,768 --> 00:13:45,836 Including my wife? Uh, zero to one per day. 337 00:13:45,837 --> 00:13:47,905 That's it. 338 00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:50,908 Yeah, I got no customers now that a Tegridy Burger opened up. 339 00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:52,510 Everyone want plant-based food now. 340 00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:53,944 That's why I'm ready you sign me up. 341 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,713 What is Tegridy Burger? 342 00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:58,449 Yeah, here you look. Down the block. 343 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,052 Most popular place in town. 344 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,755 Is that so?! 345 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,457 Hey! 346 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:09,060 Hey, what about my Incredibly City Chicken? 347 00:14:09,061 --> 00:14:11,530 [ Knocks on door ] 348 00:14:13,098 --> 00:14:15,833 Whatchu doin', you sum bitch? 349 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,468 Excuse me? 350 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:19,236 I'm the biggest cattle rancher in South Park. 351 00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:23,541 {\an1}I made my livin' 62 odd years before you fancy plant growers 352 00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,810 done showed up and put me outta job! 353 00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:28,012 Well I'm sorry, Mr. Cow Killer... 354 00:14:28,013 --> 00:14:30,648 but this is called "evolution." 355 00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:33,217 I got 300 cows that the world has suddenly decided 356 00:14:33,218 --> 00:14:34,919 they got no use fer! 357 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,621 What am I supposed to do with 'em -- Put em in a zoo? 358 00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:40,157 What they gonna do now, go start a cow circus? 359 00:14:40,158 --> 00:14:42,560 Go make some cow TV show? 360 00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:45,629 You are single handedly making cows extinct, you! 361 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,198 You gotta plan for 'em all?! Fine! 362 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:48,933 Come on! [ Whistles ] 363 00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:51,602 [ Cows moo ] 364 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:54,038 Farmer: Come on! Yah! Come on! 365 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:57,141 Mr. Plant-Based Burgers here is gonna take care of you now! 366 00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:59,777 Yeah, don't worry. He cares about the environment. 367 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,846 So he can figure out what to do with you. 368 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,047 [ Chuckling ] Hey. 369 00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,515 [Bleep] you. 370 00:15:04,516 --> 00:15:05,983 No, [bleep] you, sum bitch! 371 00:15:05,984 --> 00:15:08,853 They're your problem now. 372 00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:11,022 {\an1}[ Burger wrapper crinkles ] 373 00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:13,124 [ Groaning ] 374 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:16,027 [ Breathes deeply ] 375 00:15:16,028 --> 00:15:17,729 [ Groaning resumes ] 376 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,134 Teacher? 377 00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:25,002 Mm! Mnm-mnm. [ Groaning continues ] 378 00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,804 [ Bell rings ] 379 00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,272 Lunchtime! 380 00:15:28,273 --> 00:15:31,175 Walk don't run, mm-kay. 381 00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:33,078 Cartman: Hey, Butters! Wait up, dude. 382 00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:35,880 You know what today is, right? 383 00:15:35,881 --> 00:15:37,581 ♪ It's Salisbury Steak Day ♪ 384 00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,016 ♪ Salisbury Steak Day, it's Salis-- ♪ 385 00:15:39,017 --> 00:15:41,552 [ Weakly ] ♪ Salisbury Steak Day 386 00:15:41,553 --> 00:15:42,987 Butters, is something going on? 387 00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,722 Your lunch dances aren't the same. 388 00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:47,858 Eric, I... I just hate lying to you. 389 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,061 I mean you've been in the hospital -- twice. 390 00:15:50,062 --> 00:15:51,662 I feel guilty. 391 00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,597 Guilty? About what? 392 00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:56,000 It's our lunches, Eric. It's... 393 00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,735 Incredible Meat. 394 00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:59,203 Yes, I think it's pretty good. 395 00:15:59,204 --> 00:16:02,139 No, Eric! See, there was this guy. 396 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,075 He's a goo man. 397 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:06,645 The [bleep] is a goo man?! 398 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,330 [ Cows mooing ] 399 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:18,865 Go on, shoo! 400 00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:21,240 Hey! God damn it! 401 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,785 [ Cows mooing ] 402 00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:25,620 I don't know what we're gonna do. 403 00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:27,388 These cows are eating all our weed, 404 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:28,956 and they're shitting everywhere! 405 00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:31,092 They're gonna put us completely out of business. 406 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,960 Can't you find anyone else to take 'em? 407 00:16:32,961 --> 00:16:35,396 Nobody wants cows anymore! 408 00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:39,066 They're bad for climate change. 409 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,935 We gotta kill 'em. What?! 410 00:16:40,936 --> 00:16:42,837 They're ruining our burger business! 411 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,639 We gotta kill all these cows! 412 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,807 How are we gonna do that? 413 00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:47,575 Look, it's not gonna be easy. 414 00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:49,644 It's not something anyone wants to do but... 415 00:16:49,645 --> 00:16:54,115 we're just gonna have to get really, really high. 416 00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:58,719 [ Song playing ] 417 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,822 [ Burgers sizzle ] 418 00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:07,495 {\an9}♪♪ 419 00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:08,763 [ Cows moo ] 420 00:17:08,764 --> 00:17:11,899 {\an9}♪♪ 421 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,102 [ Cow moos ] 422 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:16,104 [ Cow moos ] 423 00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:18,406 [ Cows mooing ] 424 00:17:18,407 --> 00:17:23,478 {\an9}♪♪ 425 00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:25,780 Randy: Yeah! 426 00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:35,590 {\an9}♪♪ 427 00:17:35,591 --> 00:17:36,824 Yee-haw! 428 00:17:36,825 --> 00:17:38,926 [ Cow moos ] 429 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:39,962 {\an9}♪♪ 430 00:17:44,111 --> 00:17:46,820 I've been in your town a little while now. 431 00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:49,623 What I see is a community that is ready for change. 432 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:52,893 You see, I am a goo man. 433 00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:55,495 What I serve in your school cafeteria 434 00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:57,664 is a synthetically-modulated plant protein. 435 00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,366 I have taken over nearly all 436 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,001 the fast food restaurants here in town 437 00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:03,403 and teamed up with the fine people in your community. 438 00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:06,501 This my new regional manager, H.W. 439 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,803 It's Rick. Shut up, H.W. 440 00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,472 You see, I'm trying to reach all the school cafeterias, 441 00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:13,574 all the stadiums, fast food restaurants, 442 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:15,643 all the places that serve shitty food 443 00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:17,545 and serve shitty goo. 444 00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:20,181 The goo for these kind of places is made in a factory. 445 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,049 It's made in a lab. 446 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:24,786 It's just down-market goo. 447 00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:26,888 [ Farting ] 448 00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:29,557 But I can tell people it's healthy and earth friendly, 449 00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:32,226 and I can send my goo through a network of pipes 450 00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:34,529 running all the way to the ocean. 451 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,564 So, that it can be eaten by people 452 00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:40,168 who eat crappy food anyway -- from coast to coast. 453 00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:43,070 And that what we have for school lunch now? 454 00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:45,706 That's what all the kids decided while I wasn't there? 455 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,141 But you see, It doesn't work 456 00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:49,744 unless I own all the crappy food places. 457 00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:50,845 Mr. Rancher? 458 00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:53,147 Y-Yes sir. Mr. Goo Man? 459 00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:55,883 Have you done what I've asked you to do? 460 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,554 It's all done, sir. You'll have everything you need. 461 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,924 Well if you don't mind boys, I have work to tend to. 462 00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:06,727 Me too. I need to have a word with the students at my school. 463 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,797 Oh, God, Eric! What are you gonna do?! 464 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:13,234 It has become the most popular burger in Colorado. 465 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,169 {\an1}The plant-based Tegridy Burger 466 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,506 is changing the way people think about food. 467 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,875 {\an8}All over the state, people are turning vegan 468 00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:23,010 {\an8}and eating more ethical sustainable meat. 469 00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:25,580 {\an7}[ Tires screech, engine revs ] 470 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,881 {\an7}[ Tires screech, engine revs ] 471 00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,616 I'm standing now with Randy Marsh, 472 00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:30,118 the owner of Tegridy Burger, 473 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,753 and, Mr. Marsh, you must be pretty excited. 474 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,187 [ Cheers and applause ] 475 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:34,822 Yeah, you know, we're all just -- 476 00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,091 We're all just bein' healthy and ethical over here! 477 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,160 Uh-huh, and, Mr. Marsh, 478 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:42,196 what about the student protests coming out against your burger 479 00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:43,898 right now?! Huh? 480 00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,633 Students are coming forward, 481 00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:48,236 saying that Tegridy Farms is unethical and hypocritical. 482 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:51,172 That's right! Tegridy Burger is a fraud! 483 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,674 We caught their farm on camera. Just take a look! 484 00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:54,976 We warn you, the following footage 485 00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,244 is graphic. 486 00:19:56,245 --> 00:19:57,912 [ Cows mooing ] 487 00:19:57,913 --> 00:20:00,249 [ Crowd groans ] 488 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,152 [ Randy laughing ] 489 00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:05,620 [ Cow moos ] 490 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,955 [ Crowd boos ] 491 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,625 Mr. Marsh, what do you have to say about these images? 492 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,660 Oh, hey. 493 00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:14,162 [Bleep] you! 494 00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:15,163 Oh, they were -- 495 00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,597 They were just -- 496 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:18,065 We didn't eat 'em! 497 00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:19,233 [ Crowd booing ] 498 00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:21,702 [ Indistinct talking ] 499 00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:23,005 [ Door slams ] 500 00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:28,276 Hey, guys, looks like I almost missed lunch. 501 00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:31,198 Oh, God. Someone's gonna die. 502 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:33,834 I found out about what we're eating here at the school. 503 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,904 I found out what it's made of and where! 504 00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:40,808 N-Now, Eric, stay calm, mm-kay! We're sorry. 505 00:20:40,809 --> 00:20:42,209 We were just trying to find a compromise! 506 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,644 Now just be calm. 507 00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,546 What are you sorry about? 508 00:20:45,547 --> 00:20:47,883 It's me who owes all you guys an apology. 509 00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:52,753 I thought you guys were all trying 510 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,722 to force me to eat healthy, but I've learned 511 00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:56,757 that a lot of this stuff is made in a factory 512 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:59,660 {\an1}and processed with tons of salt just like all my favorite foods! 513 00:20:59,661 --> 00:21:02,063 SpaghettiOs, Rice-A-Roni... 514 00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:03,130 Here I was thinking what you wanted 515 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,533 was stuff from a farmers market. 516 00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:08,703 I just didn't want my food to change. 517 00:21:08,704 --> 00:21:11,038 School cafeteria meat is just processed crap 518 00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:13,207 that comes in a box, and this is... 519 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,209 just processed crap that comes in a box. 520 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:16,611 {\an1}I don't have a problem with it. 521 00:21:16,612 --> 00:21:18,012 {\an1}All I wanted was to be able 522 00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:19,013 to eat the same garbage I always have, 523 00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:21,082 {\an1}and this is definitely garbage. 524 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,150 And hey, if it happens to be more ethical and sustainable, 525 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,253 well, I guess I'm fine with that, too. 526 00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:28,022 So, you see, guys? 527 00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:29,924 There was actually no reason to protest! 528 00:21:29,925 --> 00:21:32,193 We were actually all on the same page all the time! 529 00:21:32,194 --> 00:21:34,195 At least we learned that freedom of speech 530 00:21:34,196 --> 00:21:35,630 truly doesn't matter! 531 00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:37,098 Come on, let's eat! 532 00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,866 ♪ It's Processed Meat-Like Substance Day ♪ 533 00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,969 ♪ It's Processed Meat-Like Substance Day ♪ 534 00:21:45,874 --> 00:21:55,516 {\an9}♪♪ 535 00:21:55,517 --> 00:22:05,192 {\an9}♪♪ 536 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:14,636 {\an9}♪♪ 43304

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