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Sorry,

I know it's kind of it's kind of like a prison here but a little bit different

I was nervous to see you.

You're just as beautiful as I remember.

God,

I miss you so much.

I felt so awful that I don't know how it happened and I got out of prison before

you.

You were my savior when we were in prison.

I know, and so were you.

That's all I had to think about is just coming home to you.

Okay. Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Welcome home to a cell without dollars.

I know it's not much, but... I don't care. It's just with you.

So, you

know, I've been out for a while. How was everything for you?

Nobody spoke with you, right?

Well...

It was a little tough. Wait, what do you mean it's a no? Did, like, were you

with other girls in there?

Look, you weren't there for as long as I was, so I had to do things in order

for me to stay afloat.

Did you like it?

Of course I didn't like it.

I never liked anything.

I had to stay alive.

Right. I would never enjoy anything the way I enjoy things with you. You know

that. Well, I'm sorry you had to go through that.

But I couldn't protect you while you were in there. I tried. I know. I know

couldn't, and I just want you to know that.

That I couldn't... I couldn't resist not... Like, understand your

position. Like, you're in that, and you have to do what they tell you, and I'm

gone, so I wasn't there to protect you, and... I know. Are you okay?

I'm okay. I'm just happy I'm home with you.

Yeah.

You're so pretty.

You're even prettier.

Out of jail, out of my jumpsuit.

I feel like trash. I'm not up to par.

Don't worry.

The place that you are right now, you're like perfection.

I've been playing all day.

all of this for you.

Oh my God, it's gorgeous. Look at all the presents.

I know it's not much, but I just wanted you to come home with something

beautiful.

Like yourself.

To you.

Two years, double flips.

It's not even fair.

Beautiful body.

You held up well in prison.

Check your brain, ma 'am.

A little lip, a little hole.

So, namaste.

Thank you.

I want to see your ass.

I want to see what you're working with.

Thank you.

We need sexy bench.

Arm out, big.

Why do I have spit on my nipple?

I was bored.

I couldn't sleep.

So you'll do this when you're bored?

Oh, come on.

I was just having a little bit of fun.

Ugh, we're married.

God damn it. Ugh.

Obviously. Why things are so boring.

What's that supposed to mean?

Are you serious?

Come on, I'm not being rude. I'm just saying.

Ever since we got out of prison, things have been a little bit stale.

You used to, like, grab me and take advantage of me and throw me on the

We had so much fun.

Oh, boo hoo.

Anyways, I read an article that lesbians don't even fuck on the floor.

Really? Come on.

An article?

Who cares?

We used to. It's what we used to do.

Don't insult me that way. I read.

Don't be...

That's not what I'm trying to say, okay?

Don't start a fight. So what do you want from me?

Let's go back to the way we used to be.

Excuse me? Do you want to be a criminal?

I don't want to go back to that. That's not me.

Oh my gosh. I'm a wife.

You're a wife. We have a home.

Come on, at least when we were locked up. We may have been in a cage, but we

a little bit of fun.

Yeah, but I was sick of you.

Please.

Look.

So I came upon this job.

I don't want to hear it unless it involves money. You know that. It does

money. I thought maybe we could have some fun again.

Come on. You, me, little adventure.

There's money involved.

Yep. I don't want to just end up like... Just shut up and say yes. Come on. If

we end up like we used to, I'm kicking your ass. It'll be okay.

I'm going to sleep.

Figure it out. Wake me up.

It's gonna be fun.

Sure.

Look now what you did.

Yeah.

Nobody's supposed to be home.

I should?

Yes, you should.

Come on.

Come on, let's just wait.

What do you want? What are you thinking?

We can't get locked up again.

Yeah, we can. Oh, my God. Come on. I'm not playing games with you. Let's go.

Oh, you think we're turning on and doing cinema?

Oh, my gosh. Babe, are you serious? Come on. I'm not fucking around again. I

don't want to be locked up in a fucking six -by -six cell. I can't take it.

Let's go.

Come on. You can do what you want. I mean, this is what I'm going to do. Oh,

God. Don't be such a fucking smartass. Come on.

Please. Come on. You're so good, baby. Please. Please.

Don't make me fucking beg you.

Oh, you don't want to go back? Do you want me to keep it?

Thank you.

Here you go, my little fucking bitch.

Me or bitch?

you

Oh, my God.

This is so wild.

Thank you.

What do you know?

Hold your hands.

Um...

You know what I meant?

What?

Prison.

Prison. Yeah.

Remember prison?

Yeah, I remember prison.

Souring with psychopaths.

Pretty food.

That was fucking terrible.

Never knowing if you're going to get beat up or be made to eat glass.

It was so fun.

I know, I do miss it.

But, I mean, this is pretty sweet.

It's a pretty nice life we've got here.

But it's like, I don't, you know, like dodging bitches in the bathroom

and like trying not to get stabbed and stuff. Like I miss that sort of

excitement, you know, like this is boring.

This is fucking boring.

Like how many days can you go to a spa in a row? Seven.

No, I counted it out. Seven's like, here's some more.

It took about three months.

The first three months was pretty sweet, but I know what you mean.

I think it was about three months in when I woke up one day and I just

take one more fucking hot yoga class.

Like, I couldn't do it.

These bitches are fucking ridiculous.

Oh, man.

It's unreal.

Like, this is a good scam and everything, but I hate being married to

of a husband.

Oh my god.

He's so gross.

He has to get a ball lift.

His balls are like down to his knees. His dick looks like a crinkled up old

over -barbecued hot dog.

Don't get me started on the smell.

Don't get me started.

We should go back.

Back to prison.

Yeah.

We should go back.

Like, not for a long time. Like, just like, you know,

something minimum security, maybe.

I'm listening. Mid -range.

Six months a year or something.

I mean, I don't know. I mean, I'm married to a plastic surgeon, you know?

an investment.

He'll totally, totally leave me if I go back to jail. And then what do I do when

I get old?

You know how hard it was to lasso that one?

Jesus Christ, he's an asshole.

He's kind of the shittiest person I've ever met in my life.

Would you rather be married to a shitty asshole or... But it comes with, like, a

free facelift in, like, 20 years. No, no.

Listen, listen.

It was a plan.

Uh -huh. It was an awesome plan.

Okay.

Okay.

We'll do something.

Oh, yeah.

We'll do, like, um... Something, like, Mr.

Meaner -ish.

You know?

Why don't we do this?

And then we can go.

We could be roommates in jail, like, all day.

Yeah?

And we'd have to get a really good attorney.

Whatever, your dumb husband can afford one.

And then we'll just, like, kind of live it up and be, like, you know, the big

fish in the little pond type of a thing.

I do miss, like, having, like, a soft little...

thing to torture.

A little bunny rabbit in a cage.

Toilet wine.

This just sucks.

It's fucking amazing, but yeah, it's not as sweet as... It's not as good as the

homemade stuff.

Fuck that.

Shit. I do miss the sex.

We can make everybody be our bitches.

We can start a gang.

The Steel Magnolias.

You're into it.

You're into it. You're into it. The Land's End.

The J .Crew.

We should go to jail where Martha Stewart went.

Classy. Right?

Because then they can't divorce us. I mean, it's like a new fashion accessory.

I'm a criminal mastermind.

Like, when you would fuck with that girl?

And she's, like, banging her head against the wall, the blood just, like,

dripping down her fucking face.

You're such a fucking cruel bitch. That's the thing. Like, those Latin

they're so feisty. They lose their minds so easy. It's, like, really funny to

fuck with them. Like, fuck with Vicky.

You want to fuck with Vicky? Yeah, I want to fuck with Vicky.

She's, like, she's, like, really hot.

I know. But she's like always confused and she does anything.

She'll do anything.

I just want to like torture her.

I mean we can't be like, we can't do the shit we did in prison.

I don't want to go to jail for like manslaughter.

Shut up.

I mean, you have to defend yourself sometimes.

I guess we could say she's like stealing your jewelry.

to go to jail with us.

Wouldn't that be funny?

Wouldn't that be funny?

Actually, I'm so in love with you.

I know.

You're so amazing.

Thank you.

I'm the worst.

I like watching you just torture other people and knowing that it's just you

me.

I'm the only person you're nice to, you sick, sick fuck. I'm not that nice to

you.

Do you want to see Vicky's cunt?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Do you think she's ever fucked another girl? Do you think she's Catholic?

What, she only does butt sex?

You know the adult. I'll do it.

I bet that girl's never had another woman lick her neck.

She's probably never been made to service any of it.

I'm already thinking.

You are being crazy.

Stop being so fucking crazy, okay?

You trying to fuck my maid?

You fucking dumb whore.

Huh?

Vicky!

Let's mess the Kenford. Get the fuck in there.

Do you know?

Vicki!

Vicki!

Yes, Miss Dana.

Hi. Hi.

Um... Hi, Vicki. We were just talking about you.

Oh.

About? We just wanted to get a better look at you. Can you come over here?

Are you wearing panties, Vicki? Now!

Uh, yes.

It's not part of your uniform.

Um, are you trying to humiliate me? Because it's kind of working.

Don't be so sad. Come here.

Come here.

Vicki, you're my favorite.

You're my... Come here.

Come here. I just want to see your panties.

What?

I mean...

No. Bend over.

Wow,

look at that.

Vicki, how much did you pay for that?

What's your salary, Vicki?

What do you get paid?

I don't know. Whatever you want to pay me, you see. You get whatever you want.

Can you take that off?

As long as I get whatever I want. Come here. Show me your hand.

I want to see it.

Vicki, you're the best.

I love you. Come on.

That's not what I asked.

Show me your pussy.

Come on.

Want to see it?

I think you should be more kind.

You should be nicer.

You're kind of feisty. You're really feisty.

You remind me so much of this girl I used to know.

You're probably a criminal. I can tell.

Look at you.

Look at her. She thinks she's really tough.

Then why are you working this job?

Why are you in a little costume?

Christina has me.

Yeah. Yeah, because you need the money, so you should be nicer.

Come on.

You're, like, way too nice to your help. I know. You need to learn how to be

more assertive.

I know. I'm so nice to you.

I don't understand why you're such a fucking little bitch to me all the time,

and you're trying to, like, embarrass me in front of my friends.

I'm Christina.

I don't want to have to talk to my husband. I mean, we could be guys.

I mean, you're getting off kind of easy, don't you think? Do you like cock? Is

that it?

Is that why you're being such a little cunt about this?

Oh, I think she likes it. Oh, you like cock?

You like pussy, y 'all?

I like pussy, too.

Oh, my God.

What a good little girl.

We just want... We just want to taste your pussy. You're losing your touch.

Oh, my God.

You've gotten too soft.

I'm just really relaxed right now, but I'm gonna... That was a really poor

my friend.

I'm gonna fuck you up.

How about that?

That's great. Is that what you want?

I just don't know what to do with these little fucking flats.

They're so green.

I'd drown you if I could. Oh my god, maybe you should.

Just get rid of you forever and ever.

Are you that broken, you think?

Yeah.

You're gonna be hot now.

You're the one I need to be taking care of.

I'm gonna take care of everything.

You're gonna pull it all together?

Yeah.

I got you, baby.

I fucking did it. You know it.

Oh my god.

I think that's where you clip, really.

Oh, yeah?

You don't clip.

I want to lick your cunt.

Yeah.

um

It's a shame, you know.

Is that compatible?

I'm lost in my fucking hole.

You make me feel very romantic and very weird.

I'm going to break it.

I'm going to break it.

You alright?

Caught you breaking in.

Got you upside your head.

You know what it's like to step neck if it wasn't for that tattoo you got there.

What do you know about the DBG?

What do you know about the DBG?

I asked you first.

Got out of the block two months ago.

Is that right?

What do they call you?

Luna.

Luna.

How do you know about this?

What do I know about that?

Call me Chase.

I keep mine under here.

You know, when you gotta work for rich folks.

I don't like you sporting that shit.

So, want a drink?

Yeah.

My

head

hurts.

Yeah, so the other thing, you want to rub the rib.

It's better to live with them, you know, play the part.

Here, Tommy.

DBT. DBT for life.

So what? Is Martina still running the joint?

That bitch?

Never getting out.

The one that told me about this place.

That's not right.

She told you about this place?

Yeah.

I'm trying to find a job.

There ain't shit out there.

That's all I know how to do.

Gotta hustle.

Oh, is that right?

This is about the badass bitches, huh?

I guess.

Fuck, I can't go back there.

You know Stacy?

I heard of that bitch. Yeah.

I was living with her, roaming in the cell with her.

Five months stuck with her. All she did was run her mouth.

Is that right?

Fucking bitch.

What'd you do?

Just cut her?

I had to. It's the only way.

That's right.

She's fucking always going to Martina and telling her stories about me.

I couldn't wait to get out of there.

You'd be the fucking rat.

So you stole him from that bitch?

Yeah.

Cool. How'd you get that up here?

Oh, this?

Yeah.

Kind of fell into this place myself.

Martinez. I'm just talking about it.

And I've been here ever since. Four years.

So. I need to find something like this.

Hmm.

Can't keep doing this shit.

You know.

Shit happens.

You can't go back to the block. You know what it's like.

Yeah.

I kind of miss the block.

What do you miss about that shit hole?

I don't know.

I'm kind of happy you're here, though.

Yeah? Yeah.

They said I miss the block.

Those were some crazy times.

It's lonely in here.

You know?

All by myself and shit.

I can see that.

So where's the lady that lives here? I mean, isn't she going to get mad that

we're drinking her booze sitting at her bar?

Is she going to call the cops?

Nah.

She's dead.

She's dead.

Yeah.

I killed that bitch.

Her and her punk ass fucking bitch.

I did them in their fancy bathtub.

Chopped them bitches up.

And I buried them in the backyard.

That's right.

Yeah.

When did you do it?

That's how I did them.

A few months back.

So.

Yeah.

Old man when he eats shit.

He doesn't know what the fuck.

And he just can't handle it. So he left.

I ruined the place.

Drink all the booze, clean and shit.

But like I said, it gets lonely.

You've been here all this time?

All by yourself?

Yeah, for a couple of months now.

No one thinks that you did it?

No, I guess not.

So like I said, it gets... You're pretty lonely.

I'm so happy you broke in here.

You badass bitch like you.

The D block?

That's fucking... That's right on.

Come here.

Show me what I've been missing.

We need to go to bathroom.

Alright, I'll be right back.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

um

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Your tattoo!

Fucking gone!

Your fucking -