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You know how they admit you.
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Okay, Brooklyn, I'm rolling.
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And action.
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Hi, it's Annika and Aaliyah, and today
we're going to fix somebody's bathtub.
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Yes, we are going to use a special caulk
called Orleos.
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You don't need a caulk.
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Cut, cut, cut, cut.
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Cut.
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You are such idiots. Oh, my God.
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Could you fuck up the lines any more
than you just did?
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We've got them. right here. Seriously?
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Are you listening to me?
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Maybe if you two whores wouldn't stay
out all night posting bloody ass
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of random girls on our blog, you could
memorize your lines.
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I don't think you could fuck this up
more if you tried.
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Before they take my job.
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But I can't. Their names are the fucking
title.
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Oh my god. I just want to get rid of
them so bad.
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Abigail, I'm so stressed.
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Would you please?
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You can just...
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The girls. Why?
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Uh, okay. When is that happening?
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In an hour.
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Um, you know, you can't talk to them
right now.
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Annika and Aaliyah are busy studying
their scripts. You know, they're so
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dedicated to the show.
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We have to go live in an hour.
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Okay. Where the fuck are the girls?
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I don't know where they are.
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Oh, my God.
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We got to find them.
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We have an hour. We got to find them.
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I'm so sick of these girls.
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All they do is post pictures of their
tits and their tits aren't even real.
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I know.
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Her nipples point in two opposite
directions. I know. Did you notice?
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And get this. They post pictures of
their tits online every day, but we
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have more followers.
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Mm -hmm.
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Keep trying to be us. Well, I mean, look
at this.
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Okay. These are real. And amazing.
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And amazing. You have perfect tits. I
mean, I was thinking about getting a
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job, but I don't know. I like being
better than them.
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We're so much better than them, and your
boobs are perfect. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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They are so ugly and old. I know.
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They wear too much makeup, too.
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Everything they do, they just try to
copy us.
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I know. We still have more Twitter
followers than them. Yeah.
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You know what? Our show has been number
one since it got on the air.
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They're never going to pass us. They can
try all they want. They keep trying.
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Did you see the shirt she wore on
Friday?
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No. It was the exact same. same shirt
you wore a few weeks ago.
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Get up. Really? Yeah. That pink button
-down one?
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What a ho. Yeah.
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They're, like, totally trying to beat
us. They're trying to beat us. Yeah.
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It's fucking pathetic.
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They probably don't even know how to use
the power tool.
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I know. Have you noticed it always cuts
to something else when it comes time for
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them to do it? Yeah.
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It's like, oh, magically done.
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I bet that bitch has never even picked
up a hammer.
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I bet not, too.
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They never even took any classes.
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Hey, we took a class.
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Yeah. We were the best.
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We're talking.
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Wow, what a slut.
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Fucking lame.
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They'll never be us.
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So we have one hour until we go live
with those fucking idiots.
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And we don't even know where they are.
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Abigail, I'm super stressed.
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Would you mind?
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Really? Please?
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How about this right here?
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Let me see.
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Oh, my God. My cleavage looks awesome.
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Yeah. Totally post that.
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Okay, wait. Take one of my butts, too.
Okay. Post them together.
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Oh, God.
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Nice buzzer shot.
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Like that.
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Am I popping it out enough?
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Post it on Twitter right now.
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Tag me.
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Tag me and tag our show.
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Okay, wait. Let me take one of your
tits, too. Let's post them all at the
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time. You know those girls are going to
be watching.
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This is what real tits look like,
bitches.
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Oh, my God. You look so hot.
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Wait, let me take one more. Okay.
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I drop to my knees, and I help relieve
your stress.
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And you never return the favor.
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You know, I'm getting sick of it. I
don't care if you fire me right now. I'm
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helping you until you make me come.
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You listen to me. I don't have time for
this shit, you little pervert.
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If you ruin me over this petty bullshit
you're ranting about, I will spend my
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life making sure that you never work in
this or any other town again.
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Do you understand?
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squeeze them clean for your camera, or
you and I will be sharing a very bitter
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pickle indeed, my friend.
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A very bitter pickle.
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Fucking bitch.
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What was that?
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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You're a liar. And guess what?
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I'm your boss.
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You're fired now.
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There's no way that's what he said.
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Yeah, that's exactly what he said.
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So now since I'm your boss, you have to
do what I say.
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I don't think so.
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I don't think so.
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Back up and strip now.
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You can't be kidding.
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Do it, bitch.
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Are you serious?
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Dude, you want me to get him on the
phone again?
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You know exactly what he said.
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I'm waiting.
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You're going to pay for that.
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Oh, yeah? Act like you like it.
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You owe me.
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I don't owe you shit.
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Yeah. I go down on you all the time.
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Now it's time for you to return the
favor.
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Turn around. Let me see everything.
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Shake it.
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You heard me. Shake it. Shake that ass
for me.
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Mm -hmm.
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Bend over, you dirty little slut.
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Keep going.
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You're putting in a show for me.
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I'm your boss now.
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Skirt off. Slow.
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I can't believe you're doing this.
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You love it.
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Bend over for me.
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There you go. Just like that.
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Turn around.
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I have to see the whole package.
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I've only seen your pussy before.
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Keep going.
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Naked.
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You're going to pay for this, bitch.
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Remember, you work for me.
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Turn around.
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Panties off.
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It's not like I haven't seen it before.
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There you go.
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Get it, bitch.
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Get my pussy.
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It's your turn to get me off.
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um
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What's stupid about it? What's stupid
about making a living for us from
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something stupid? Because you're not
making shit. That's the point. I wish I
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made more, but what am I going to do?
Just demand?
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So you're just going to drive a few
hours and then cut one person's hair.
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Drive home, you're basically coming home
with nothing. We still don't even have
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hot water.
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We don't have hot water because you're
spending all of our income that we would
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normally... Hey guys, it's Eleanor.
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You know what we're going to do, what we
do every week. Visit another struggling
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couple and do something crazy.
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And fix up a room in their house.
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This week, we're in Pacoima, California
at the home of crazy and...
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A struggling lesbian couple who just
hasn't been able to finish their family
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room.
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Let's see if locking them up in their
bedroom for 24 hours while we pound
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hammers and saucers will brighten their
spirits.
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You ready, sister?
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Yeah, let's go, girlfriend.
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I'm trying.
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Can you just, like, be nicer to me here?
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Well, I mean, if you could try harder,
maybe, like, get a job closer.
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I've been trying.
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Is there a chicken out there?
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Now that they've been properly
terrorized, they have no idea what we're
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do. No, but they think we're here to
kill them.
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And that's exactly what we want them to
think.
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You ready, sister?
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You know it.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you? Yeah.
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What's that supposed to mean? This
situation right here. Like, if you could
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just locked the gate or maybe locked the
back door. I mean, we live in a house,
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like, out here for security, for a
reason, and you never lock shit. Are you
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really going to just do it? I'll tell
you a million times, and you never lock
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shit. And now look.
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Look, it's perfect. How could this
possibly be my fault? You're saying I
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like, I let them in. At least I don't
let whores into my email inbox.
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Okay. I've seen it.
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Okay, that's cool. Yeah, bring up the
past, because that's really going to
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us from dying right now. Is it really
the past? Because I'm pretty sure you
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spend, like, three hours masturbating
and cyber -sexing with random girls
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every single night. But, hey, maybe I'm
just imagining it.
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Okay, well, that's great. Now we're
going to fight about this being stuck in
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room together.
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I love the smell of sawdust in the
morning.
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You know that I do. You ate a pound of
it out of my pussy last night.
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I drilled you all night long, you
asshole.
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Oh yeah, and you hammered my fucking
foot.
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You gonna get that drill out again?
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Uh -huh. Drill your fucking pussy.
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Oh yeah?
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While there's some stuff in there.
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I think I stuck this all the way up here
and I licked it all up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh,
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I love these in the morning.
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Oh, yeah? I thought you loved them all
the time. I do.
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Do you want to look at mommy?
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Mommy, hi. I want to look at mommy.
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I think that's it.
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um um
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I don't know what time it is right now.
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I don't see where to go now.
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I know exactly what you meant to be on.
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Yeah.
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I've been nodding.
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Yeah, you said it was bad.
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You didn't put that caution tape up
right yesterday.
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I know I did.
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You can feel how warm your pussy is
through your jeans.
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Oh, I'm so horny for you.
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Do you think I should take this off?
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Yeah, I think you should.
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You have pretty candy buns, too.
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um um
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Hello?
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That should have kind of helped me talk
to you with your hands on.
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Yeah.
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Mwah!
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Yeah, you like me drilling your fucking
hole?
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Yeah.
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I'm so good at it.
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Oh, yeah, I love how flexible you are.
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You can get friendly.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Stop, please.
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Yeah.
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about someone there? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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It's driving me fucking crazy.
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God, this whole thing is just so scary.
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It's going to be some crazy story that
we laugh about later.
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You think so?
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Yeah. I'm sure.
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I'll have to dive in front of some crazy
cut and save you.
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I would like that. Yeah.
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Sacrifice myself.
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Keep the creative one around.
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I miss you.
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I won't stay up masturbating for three
hours at a time anymore.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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you guys dreamed of?
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What is it?
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We did it!
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Yay! We're getting it done with Al and
Nat is all about.
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You know it, girlfriend!
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What the hell is getting her done with
Al and Nat?
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Our TV show, silly!
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The one you guys are on right now!
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TV show? Are you fucking kidding?
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You terrified us? You didn't think we
were gonna die for a TV show?
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Duh!
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This worked out perfectly I mean fix my
relationship with theory and we have two
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fireplaces
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I really want to thank the Al and Nat
show for not only fixing my
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but also fixing my entire family room
because it looks really great now.
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Yeah, I was very glad to be picked to be
on the show. I mean, I would prefer not
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to have come so close to having a heart
attack, but in the end, I'm still really
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glad that we were picked.
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Definitely worth it.
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It's Al and Nat saying goodbye.
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See you next week.
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