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Hello?

Oh, hi, Finn.

How are you?

Me? I'm a little annoyed.

Yes, to hear that I have this part in this movie where I have to lose 10

in one week.

Do you understand?

I am Latina.

Okay? I eat.

I am not an anorexic girl.

this movie is very important.

I want this part.

I'm having to hire a white, anorexic girl to come and get me skinny in one

Do you understand the pressure?

I do, Camille.

You know what? You just better make it worth it for me.

Okay? That's all I'm saying, though.

Okay? I am a professional, and I am going to do what I have to do.

I will be ready for this film.

You just make sure that everybody's ready for me.

Okay.

I just want you to understand where I am coming from, okay?

Okay, Bill.

Bye.

Hi. Hi, Miss Kay.

My name is Ash.

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you. So, I was sent over here pretty quickly,

actually. I canceled the rest of my day to talk to you.

Can you catch me up on what's going on? It is a mess.

I just got... A word that I'm going to be in this really big movie.

Okay, congratulations.

Yes, thank you. I'm going to have this big part.

But they want me to be 10 pounds lighter.

How much time do you have? I have a week. And I have work.

I would like to keep my girls as a Latina.

Right, right.

You can understand where I'm coming from. I don't know what I'm going to do.

really need your help.

So, they brought me in, actually, because we're going to put you on a

diet. It's the fastest way to do this.

But you can still eat.

if you want.

So we're not going to go completely vegan for you. I understand it's really

to do. I can't do that.

And this is actually my mom's cookbook.

You're more than welcome to take that. Oh, yeah.

That's so pretty.

And I'm so sorry. You're so pretty, and I'm so distracted now that I completely

forgot about what I was going to tell you.

Okay, so the basics.

We have some garlic here. Lots of garlic.

The basics.

We're going to put you on only 1 ,000 calories a day, which sounds really hard

to do.

That's like my breakfast.

I know.

Actually, if you like Starbucks, we're not going to be drinking that anymore

because the latte itself, a white mocha, is about that many calories. Oh, my

God. I know, but it's only for a week, right?

And, you know, through the movie. So I don't know how long the movie is going

take to shoot, but we're going to make this work, and I'm going to make it as

easy as I can for you. So, I mean, you have this.

Beautiful curves that we're going to keep.

I'm actually setting you up with my personal trainer who is going to work

me and your diet. And we're going to make sure you still have a lot of curves

and muscle. We're going to make sure you have a great booty. But you're going to

look just trim all the way through.

So we're going to put you on a lot of fruits and vegetables, very little

What I want you to think about eating is six meals a day, small meals.

So this way you're not going to get starving.

You're not going to be hungry. What do you feel today, girl?

You're going to be little.

I thought you'd love that part.

We're going to put you on those.

So you're going to be constantly eating through the day so you're not going to

get hungry. And you're going to be drinking a lot of water to flush your

So you're always going to feel kind of full.

This is going to keep you from breaking down and eating like a giant plate of

fajitas or, you know, your favorite meal.

Are you saying that I have to drink water all day long?

Well, it's not gonna count as one of my you're gonna drink water and come me all

the day No, you're gonna concentrate drinking water and coffee even to help

flush away.

Um, This is gonna keep you from retaining any water which can make you

bloat I know they want you to look thin for this So unless it's gonna blow to my

ass and my tits, I want none of it. I have to be very very skinny Exactly, you

will be skinny. So that's why I'm gonna keep you on the water and the coffee.

Um, let me just

No,

no, no.

Tito is so cute, and I also have little Peggy.

She's little.

Oh,

I can see you. It's a little dog.

You've got to meet my dog.

You've got to get to know you. You're going to be here for a week, right?

I am.

I'm going to be checking in on you every single day. I will get you back and

call.

I'm going to show you some of the easy recipes that we can do.

You're going to get to know food.

that you're probably not very familiar with.

We're going to be eating a lot of kale. It's full of nutrients.

Kale? Kale. It's not everybody's favorite at first because it's like a

type, but it's rich in so many nutrients. We're going to have spinach,

like the fish. Honestly, what's going to be easiest for you to do is snack on

fruits and vegetables all day long, and you can have fish at least once a day.

But we're going to keep your meals.

small. I'm going to eat like a little... You're going to feel like a bunny

rabbit kind of sucking throughout the day.

I'm just going to have a little bite.

I don't know how I'm going to do this.

Are we working out?

Yes, you're going to be working out 45 minutes every day.

That's actually how we're going to make you lose weight fast.

We're going to have you eat very little calories and work out every single day.

You're going to have a lot of cardio in your workout.

You're actually probably going to be in the best shape of your life after this.

In one week.

In one week. It's going to be tough.

I'm not going to lie. It is going to be very, very tough. But you have my

support. And, you know, I even offered to do the workouts with you because I

needed to start training.

And, you know, I thought, what better time to get to know my client and feed

needs than go through life. Of course, baby.

Yes, I need you there.

Oh, okay.

I fall down.

I'm going to need that water.

Now I see where the water comes in.

Definitely, you're going to need the water.

We are going to have you do a lot of salads for lunch.

Okay. You're going to do fruits and vegetables for breakfast.

And, I mean, we can have your, we're going to leave it up to you. You can

your fish at lunch or you can have it at dinner.

If you're having a really long day.

I say just having it at dinner rather than lunch because you're going to get

tired. I don't want my fish all day long.

I mean, if I could have a little bit. We could probably do that.

We've also budgeted your food for the month.

But here, let me show you the sink right here.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

But yeah.

God, you're just so distractingly beautiful.

Excuse me, I don't even know what to do with myself.

But yeah, I can actually, if you have time today, we can go check out what

training is going to be all about and I can walk you through that too.

You know, I do have time today. Yeah, today would be good. Okay, cool. I don't

want to make, I don't want to make sure I'm not getting in the way of anything.

Hello?

Yes.

Oh, yes, yes, please.

No, no, I'm not going to go.

Now I have an appointment with a...

Oh, sorry about that.

Well, follow me. I'll show you. I'll show you around the house. Okay, maybe

take you.

So I'm like, yeah, rid of it. That is some incentive.

Definitely make your clothes smaller.

Yes. Make yourself comfortable.

Where can I change?

Just go ahead and get dressed. I'm going to get dressed here. I hope you don't

mind. Oh, no.

Yeah, let's get dressed for a workout.

Oh, my God.

You have quite the jewelry selection.

Thank you. You never have enough jewelry.

Thank you, honey.

Oh, you don't think I'm a little too, I don't know, you know, Hollywood and

their business. They want everybody to be anorexic.

My fat ass.

Um, no, not, wow, not fat at all. My goodness.

Well, according to Hollywood, it's very fat.

Don't mind me.

Oh, no, not at all. I'm sorry.

I'm not shy at all.

Wow.

You have a very nice body, but of course.

That's why you're here. Well, I eat well.

Do you think my ass looks better?

No, I think they look wonderful, definitely.

What do you think about my boobs? Do you think I need them?

They're real. I mean, they are.

Wow, they're really real.

I'm just afraid they're going to lose weight and they're just going to

completely go away. No, I mean, if I can, the workouts and stuff that we're

going to have you do are going to really tighten up your core.

And, I mean, it's going to take a little bit off your hips, but we're going to

lift that booty and, like, really get it out there. So, I mean, you're going to

look thin for a Latina girl, but...

I'm pretty sure that we're going to start fights over your body. And you

great nipples and a great ass. My goodness.

Thank you.

Here, you have a peg.

Oh, thank you very much. I need the six.

Okay. Perfect.

Do you think I don't need a boob job?

No, absolutely not. I mean, do you have any kids?

No, not yet. I would recommend you no after kids.

Not yet. I am taking my prenatal vitamins.

But I'm taking them for my nails and my hair. They look fantastic.

I would not want to make you angry.

But anybody can be pregnant right now.

Anybody? Yes, anybody.

Look at me the wrong way and I'm pregnant.

I'm taking so many prenatal vitamins.

Is that a bad thing? Oh, no.

It's actually great for the diet.

It'll make your skin, hair, nails look as healthy as they need to be. Oh, good.

for my shoes.

What cute little feet

you have. What's that shoe do you wear?

Oh, thank you, doll.

Um, six, I believe.

Oh, that's awesome.

You and your workout outfits coordinate. That's pretty cool.

I do what I can They took all my stuff.

I'm so happy.

I still manage to look cute.

You look fantastic. I feel really awkward because I keep staring at you

don't know what to do with myself.

It must be very fun being you

and getting all the attention that you get.

Well. But I mean, I see you have this huge home and it's just you and your

animals.

And your assistant, what's his name?

Oh, Roberto.

Okay. Yeah, he's somewhere.

Don't you ever get lonely?

You know, how can I say?

I do.

Aw. My dogs can only do so much.

Well, I'm happy to help you out for this week and, you know, keep you company

and hopefully make this movie a lot less stressful for you. It's going to be

such a good week. I'm so happy you came.

Oh.

Thanks. Okay.

Okay, doll. You ready?

I'm ready. Let's do this. I love your outfit.

Thanks. Very, very nice.

I'll be here.

21.

22.

23.

24.

That's my thing.

Thank you so much. Thank you. I hope you don't mind. I would hug you, but I'm

such a sweaty mess.

That's perfectly fine. And let yourself out. And I'll see you tomorrow?

Okay, yeah, definitely.

I'll see you for breakfast. Okay. Thank you, though.

I'm just going to add myself in here.

Hi. Hi.

I just noticed this cabin was rented and I live up here in the mountains and

it's never been rented in years and I thought I'd bring you some fresh

Thanks. My family, we grow the walnuts in the barns up here.

Come in. It's cold out there.

Wow, that's nice.

Thanks. Hi, I'm Stacy.

Hi, I'm Brandy. Nice to meet you. You look familiar.

Anyways, I put some chocolate chips in them, too. I hope you like chocolate. I

didn't know what you like, but if you want to try them, they're fresh.

I just beat the rice cakes I was repeating. Oh, very cool.

So what are you doing?

I'm just here on vacation.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. Do I know you somewhere?

I don't think we've met.

No? No. Do you want to come in? Sure.

Okay.

Do you want a giant cookie?

I just had some rice cakes and some wine. I'll have some later.

But they smell great.

Well, they're fresh. The walnuts are fresh.

Oh, yeah.

Freshly trimmed.

So it's really cool to have a neighbor around. I mean, it's kind of lonely up

here.

All I really get to do is hang out and watch a little TV. I

really like that.

Those news shows like the, you know, the celebrity gossip stuff.

I love your read magazine. It's like my favorite.

It's really quiet up here. You're the first person I've seen.

Well, because I'm really the only person who lives around here.

Oh. But I have five cats.

Oh. Yeah. And a couple of goldfish.

I'm allergic to cats. Well,

I mean, hopefully we can just hang out here.

Well, then, right? Yeah.

Welcome to come over.

Any time I'm awake.

That's awesome. That'd be so cool. So, like, you know, this might be weird, but

are you saying?

No.

No, I don't know any really.

Come on.

It's okay.

Why are you whispering? There's nobody on the mountain.

Okay, well, I won't tell anybody.

You're the one that did the story, right? Come on, you're right. I know

picture. I mean, it's okay. Tell me. We're friends.

Well,

yeah,

I am. I came up here to get away from all of that. So I really am here to get

away from all that.

Yeah, and being followed by photographers and those TV shows. How

Crazy people that want to kill me.

I'm just trying to keep it on the down low. I mean, I know there's nobody else

up here.

You can have your cat. I won't tell anybody, but I read all the stories.

Did you really wake up from a dead sleep like that?

I wasn't in a dead sleep. He thought I was passed out.

We both had a little too much to drink, and I was just kind of groggy and laying

on the couch.

I was watching. It was almost like a guilty pleasure. I was watching him.

He called somebody over, and he was totally fucking this guy in front of me.

And I just was so stunned. I had to continue watching.

I didn't even have my eyes open. I don't know why he thought I was weeping. I

was completely not weeping. And then you recorded it. I mean, you got this guy.

It was good.

It was crazy. I couldn't believe when he came out. And all the tabloids, and it

was flashed all over every night. I mean, it was crazy.

I was like, were you all gay?

He likes to play.

And he's an asshole.

So he kind of deserved me throwing him under the bus.

But now I'm paying for it.

I mean, I get my vacation.

But, you know, he's an asshole.

But it's kind of cool. You know, your face is on every magazine.

That's really cool.

That's not all it's cracked up to be.

I just think it's awesome.

But, you know, I mean, maybe.

to watch a movie or something?

Um, I, uh, I was gonna take a little nap. I've had some wine.

Okay. Um, but, you know, you're welcome to come over a different day.

Okay, well, just let me know when, I mean, you're not, like, against gay

right? I know. I'm a lesbian myself.

Oh.

No, no, I'm not against gay people at all. I'm just against him.

Oh.

Really, it was awesome to meet you.

Call me Stacey.

Stacey, Stacey. I like it.

Okay, well, I'll come back by another day.

Okay. Enjoy the cookies. It was great to meet you. Good to meet you, too.

Sneaky.

See you. See you later.

Enjoy your cast.

I'm glad you came back.

I've been dreaming about you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello? Oh my god. I love that.

You're fucking joking me, right?

Oh my god.

Why do you let me do things like this when I've been drinking?

Either that or I've got major vodka goggles on.

Oh my gosh.

I don't remember.

I don't remember doing this.

I don't know, I buy when I'm drunk.

You're lying.

My judgment is not that impaired when I've been having Bloody Mary.

Exactly what I think.

Yes.

I'm laying in bed.

I just woke up.

Fuck yeah, I do.

Alright, let me take a shower. I'll be in there in a little bit.

Not much.

What are you doing?

I'm, uh, getting ready to go take a shower.

Oh.

That's cool.

Have you been snowboarding lately?

Uh, yeah, I just got back, um, shit, last night.

It's freaking, oh, my God, it's been insane.

Fresh powder, new board, awesome.

We're at, like, I don't know, like, 10 of us went up there.

Are you today? Oh, cool.

You must have a lot of friends.

Well, I mean, you must have a lot of... photographer, painter.

No.

I like your slippers.

Thanks.

So, um, I'm doing this project for school, and I was wondering if you would

me, if I could take a picture of you.

I really hate getting my picture taken.

I mean, I'm about to go and head out and grab a beer or something.

Aren't you a model?

Yeah, but I really do it all the time. I don't really want to do it when I'm

chilling.

You're so pretty, and it would help me so much if you could just do it.

Yeah, you know, I'm heading back up to bear this again.

But maybe when I get back, we can do something, like, I don't know, Monday

you know. That would be great.

I got to get the pad around. I got to lend that 540 foot, so, you know. Yeah,

I'll be back, though.

Cool.

I'd love that.

Cool.

is that?

What the fuck is that? Don't just stare at me like a retarded little bitch.

What the fuck is that?

Are you fucking out of your mind, you stupid little cunt? When the fuck did

take those?

Oh my God, bro.

What the fuck?

little dirty cunt. Where the fuck is your camera?

Where the fuck is your camera?

I swear to God, I'm getting your fucking disgusting cunt ass kicked the fuck out

of here. You're fucking gone. Pack your shit.

Pack your fucking shit. Get the fuck up, bitch.

You're done. You're fucking done.

Swear to God.

Nice to meet you. I'm from Vegas Rock. Oh, hi, sweetie.

Hi. You're awesome.

Oh, my gosh. You're Dinka's daughter.

That's freaking amazing.

Granddaughter? Granddaughter. Oh, my gosh.

It's okay, sweetie. You're amazing.

Just,

wow, you look so, you look great.

I have all your albums.

I've seen, you know, some of your music videos and everything.

I'm a really big fan, I'd have to say.

I'm so excited that you've come over to interview me. Yeah, trust me, dude. I've

been waiting weeks and weeks and weeks to do this. So being here right now,

really exciting.

Especially seeing your house in L .A., you know. I'm surprised I actually got

come here and interview you.

It's an honor.

It's a pleasure to have you over.

Hey,

so I have this list of questions I wanted to ask you

for our interview.

When did you start writing music?

Oh, my God.

When I was at school, I used to come up with these ballads, like these really

good songs in my head, and I'd just sit down and get the piano out and start

writing it. And I'd just come up, you know, sometimes, just have a bit of a

smoke. Oh, yeah.

Them key moments, you know what I mean, don't you, sweetie?

Oh, my God. The best one I wrote was in the bath.

I was just like...

You know, when you're just, like, there, it's been a really hard day, and you

just come out and you have a good soak, you know, just in the bath with a nice

little glass of vodka or gin, whatever it was, but I don't even know, get that

right in them suns in my head while I'm just, like, soaking away.

Yes.

Woo! That's the best.

Yeah, the idea of it, I mean, wow, that's amazing.

That's so cool.

You want to try it, sweetie, get in the bath.

And a blazer and smoke. Right there, bit of smoke, bit of a drink. Them tunes

will come to you.

Oh, that's awesome.

All right.

So, um, how old were you when you started performing and doing, like, you

live shows?

Oh, I don't know how old I was.

My very first live performance was, um... Yeah, when

I was...

I'm going to make you all entranced by my boobs.

Hi. These are my big boobs.

And I can squeeze them in there.

You've got your hands all over them. They're really hot. Do you know that?

I'm going to squeeze these big boobs. Do you want to suck on them?

I'm going to suck on those big boobs.

Suck on mummy's boobs.

Oh, you dirty little girl.

Tell me about your sexual encounter with the actual guy.

What are your lyrics about, honestly?

It's your free time.

Put the juice back to my little pussy.

Get your tongue stuck right in there.

I'm going to suffocate you with my pussy.

I'll make you breathe in all them fumes.

Them pussy fumes. You're going to get high on them.

You dirty little girl.

You can't wait, can you? You can't wait to get down there.

Tasting these juices. I say, rub them boobs for me.

Rub them boobs. I say, get them hands off my nice boobs.

Oh, yeah. This pussy might get all swollen.

But you keep looking at it.

You keep looking at that filthy little girl.

You dirty little bitch.

With anyone right now, who would it be?

If I could have sex with anyone right now,

it would have to be you.

And then gorgeous, natural, human to be.

And then sweet little innocent look in your face.

I'm feeling it.

I hope so too.

Yeah.

I don't think it's wrong that you got stuck into my beard.

I got it.

Oh, my God, yeah.

It's big tits in my mouth.

Don't you take them off.

Twist it through there.

Oh, God.

Oops.

Oh,

I want to tease you.

Oh God.

Oh, you're such a tease. You're just such a detailed girl.

Oh, God.

Oh, my

God. I need to stay.

Maybe you want to get in there.

Maybe you want to pee.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

For me

oh god spit on it spit on it for me

Thank you.

So good.

Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

Okay.