All language subtitles for LesbianNeighbors 2014

Did you set up the internet when you set
up the gas and electric?

No, because they don't come on the
weekends or whatever. They'll be here on

Monday.

Is there any internet then?

Well, you know what? On my computer,
I've been using this Wi -Fi thing called

Apartment 2. Check it out. See if it
works.

Somebody's apartment is on here. What?

No way.

Yeah.

No, that just looks like a frozen
screen, seriously.

No, this looks like our place.

I mean, yeah, it does. Look at the
layout.

Yeah, but... And what, you just click on
the internet and this came up? Mm -hmm.

Oh my god, you look amazing!

Did you buy this today?

I did, I did. It's so cute on you!

Oh my gosh, a little bow?

What's all this for?

It's for you. I mean, you've been
working so hard lately.

Aw, look at that.

Thank you.

Worked with so hard today.

I'm sorry.

So sore.

That's the sweetest. You know what,
baby?

You look so pretty to be working today.

Aw, thank you. I wish I could stay home
with you all day.

You look so nice.

No way. That's the girl. Mom, look. She
lives upstairs in the apartment, too.

No way.

Did this happen to you before?

No. We can stay in the apartment. This
is so bad.

This is great. We shouldn't be watching
this. Oh, we're watching.

I so deserve this. Like, I could take
care of a girl like that.

Come home, greet her, make her feel
loved, listen to her.

I know you do. I do too.

I'm serious. We deserve this.

We do.

Like, where do you find these girls?

Seriously. Here.

I'm telling you, they're here.

See? No. Here. There's one couple here.

That's it.

There is one couple here.

Mm -hmm.

Let's just talk about this for a second.

Mm -hmm.

They're right upstairs.

I know that if I could nap one of them,
that they would definitely be happy with

me. I could satisfy one of them better
than I feel like they're satisfying each

other.

I know you could.

I think she's fine. I know.

We know we can do this, but how do we
get them apart?

Every time I've run into them, since
we've moved in, they're always together.

No, look, seriously, let's think about
this. Like, we have prime access into

apartment right now.

Did you see how, no, I'm serious. We
could see, like, what they do day in and

day out.

Like, what if we just sat around for a
while, kind of kept an eye on them,

right?

Learned, like, more about them.

Because it's not like we can talk to
them individually, right? So get to know

them like how nobody else does.

I'm telling you, we could find a way in.

We could. We could do this.

I'm in, but this is creepy.

But I like this.

I'm not going to be miserable anymore.

And my happiness is right there. Right
upstairs.

Which one do you want?

Her.

Okay. Deal?

Deal.

Look how fucking hot she is. Yeah, I
love her lingerie.

Seriously.

I would love to come home to that.

Every day.

I'll tell you again.

Thank you.

We've really got to get these girls
tomorrow.

Yes, we have to.

We need to come like that again,
seriously.

I need to come like that with her.

I think I might have a plan.

What is it?

You'll see.

Hi, startle me.

I'm Presley. Sorry, I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I just moved in here.

Okay. I just wanted to say hi since I'm
new and I don't really know anybody else

here. I hope we're not being too loud or
anything upstairs.

Oh, no, not at all.

No. That's cool.

So what are you up to?

I'm really just moving.

Trying to get everything situated today,
yeah.

Oh, that can be a mess.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So, you're a stylist.

How did you know this?

I just recognized you.

Okay.

Actually, I don't know if it's asking
too much or anything, but I am

trying to be a model, and I have a few
castings coming up, and I could

really use the help styling myself.

Figure out how to impress them.

If you could maybe help, I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, work has been so
busy, and I'm still in college doing

too, so I'm going to go to school with
my girlfriend.

Please.

I mean, it would be huge help.

Any little thing that you could do.

You just really need to impress them.

Okay. Okay.

I think maybe I can do that. Yeah.

Take a few calls and get some things
done. Thank you so much.

So maybe tonight?

Tonight?

Let me see what I can do. Maybe, yeah,
maybe tonight would be okay. Let me just

see what's going on and everything on my
schedule, and I'll let you know.

I've got these two dresses.

Okay.

This one.

It's kind of more fitted.

Oh yeah, I like that.

I like that one.

Okay. But then I also have this one.

I'm not too sure about this one. I don't
know if this one shows off anything.

I mean, what kind of shoot are you
doing?

A little bit sexier than most, I guess.

Okay. Well, maybe you should go with
this one.

Yeah, because... You think? Yeah, I
think it'll represent your body real

Would you try it on for me?

Oh, yeah.

Can you help fix my bath?

And don't you think that it makes my
lips look good?

Yeah,

but they're not as good as yours.

Oh, no, it's not too bad.

Why?

I'm in a committed relationship.

I mean, I love my girlfriend.

Haven't you thought about it, though?

I mean, it's crossed my mind a few
times, but I mean, nothing's worse.

To where it would actually happen.

I won't say anything.

I can't do this.

Okay. Okay.

So you really think this is going to
work though? I mean, of course, I'll put

little belt on and everything.

Yeah. How can I do my hair?

Good?

Yeah. How is it?

time to say no.

You're making it hard.

Thank you.

um

Wow.

It feels so good.

So beautiful.

Oh, yes.

I'm actually such a big fan of yours.
Like, I'm sorry. You want to come up,

like, creepy or anything, but I am. I,
like, I watch all your shows and stuff.

love it. You're amazing. I didn't think
anyone watched those. No, I'm serious.

I'm, like, the biggest fan.

You know, I'm actually trying to become
a writer myself, and I have to turn this

around tomorrow, and I'm just so lost.

Like, it is so hard.

Writing can be difficult. It really is.
But, I mean, if you ever, like, you

know, are free and maybe can give me
some, like, pointers and stuff, I would

like... Of course.

I'm always...

and tomorrow, so if you have time
tonight, like, that would be perfect.

tonight.

Shit. Like, I'd come up, read it to you,
just go over it, maybe, you know, work

out all the cases. I'm telling you, it's
not as good as it should be.

Um, I don't know. I was kind of planning
on writing, but I was, like, you don't

understand, like, my job kind of, like,
it's, I get it if it's good, and it's

not good, so if you could really meet
me, it'd be, I'd be forever grateful to

you.

So, I brought my scripts over. No, you
can't ask. I really don't think I'm

to ask. I don't hear you.

But I think that maybe, I don't know, we
could read it and, like, I could read

it to you and you could tell me what you
think about it. Of course. All right.

It starts out, when you start studying,
right?

Okay. Mom sits on one side of the bed as
Abby sits on the other.

Facing off in different directions with
an ocean of nothing to stay rolling

between them.

Finally. And Abby would say, I wish I
could understand.

How could I do that to her? To Mandy?

She was your patient. She needed your
help.

How could you do that to someone that
needed your help? How could you do that?

And then Tom, who's the doctor's
husband, right? Uh -huh. He responds, I

know. I don't know why.

I just had to do those things. I just
wanted to see her suffer.

I don't know why, but it made me
excited.

And I guess I just needed to feel
excited again. I just needed to feel

And then Abby's wife, right?

Said, by abusing women, humiliating
them.

And then Tom, no one can understand
unless they experience it.

And then Abby, don't make me understand.

Do it to me.

Or better yet, let me do it to you. And
then Tom goes, do what?

And then Abby takes her shirt off.

And then, I was thinking to make the
next scene, then, you know, like,

on the back. They make like a really
hardcore kind of like, you know what I

mean? Like just this special scene that
just shows them like tearing each other

apart and like really like full of
like... Wow, that sounds so insane.

You know what I mean?

That's not really... I do a lot of
romantic stuff. I mean, I'm not super

educated in that field, I guess.

Why don't you tell me like what you
think? You don't think that's a good

No, no, I think it's great. I think it's
great. I'll help you with it. Actually,

it's just I'm not the best at that. I
don't know, that hardcore stuff.

So, what are you saying? That it's going
to be, like, at, like, what? It should

just be a little spot there?

No, I like it. Go with it. Go with it. I
like the way you're writing.

It's just something that, I don't know.

I'm totally not used to it at all.

I don't know. I just feel like it's
missing something really still.

Yeah. I feel like it's lacking, like,
kind of, like, it feels just, like, so

cold, like, when they tell me. I feel
like there should be, like, some kind

like, passion.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Take a
look. You know what I mean?

That's why it's really deep in thought.
It has to be more.

It needs to be deeper.

See, but that's what I lack. I don't
have that. In bed, I personally like

raw, kind of nasty, fake me, pull my
hair, call me names, really dirty. I

hate you as that type at all. That's
crazy.

I don't know. That's how I've always
liked it. I don't know. I've experienced

it. So I lack that kind of, I don't
know, I guess.

Romance. We need to add some of that in
there.

But, like, I don't know. I'm just not
quite sure how.

Maybe you can help me?

You know, I don't know about that.

You know I have a girlfriend.

I mean, I want to help you with your
paper, but I can't help you like that.

I mean, come on.

I know we can have a good time.

And I can definitely show you a few
things.

And if you show me a few things, that
would be... I know, I know.

No one has to know.

Are you sure?

What if she finds out?

You would be doing me a great service.

I guess.

Thank you.

Hmm.

I think I'll have him be still mad at
me.

I'm just gonna put it in.

had me so fucking fooled. I thought she
would never even look at another girl

again. I'm dead serious.

She's just a whore. Look at that.

She's so fucking easy to get.

All I had to do was smile and flirt just
a little bit with her.

She's like putty.

I bet her girlfriend doesn't even know.

Probably not, but...

Still obviously working.

It's going to be weird living with them,
huh? Tell me about it. Do you think we

should move, maybe?

Seriously, like, every time we pass them
on the stairway, what are we going to

do? I don't know. It's awkward.

I just moved all my shit.

I don't want to move again. I just want
to know, like, I'm avoiding that door at

all costs.

Well, me too.

I'm serious.

I can't believe it.

watching us, right?

Look at that. I can't believe they fell
for it. I know, right?

These girls.

Who should we get next?

I don't know.

We'll find somebody, though.

It's pretty hot watching them watch us
and knowing. I know. I can't believe

they're trying to sit there and break us
up. Right?

It's like that would happen. What the
hell is going on? They must think we're

stupid.

We know we're gone. Like, what the fuck?
Right?

Right.

Fucking ridiculous.

I love you. Love you.

You want to pretend to be cops tonight?

Hell yeah, girl. Let's do it. Cool.
Okay.

Whoa.

There's a TV on the wall.

Crazy.

Hey, Kimber.

Kimber, come check this out.

Oh,

wow, what is this?

I don't know.

Hasn't moved for a minute.

Oh, wow.

Where is that?

This looks like a camera watching it.

I know. I wonder where the room is.

Could be anywhere.

I know what's going to happen. I'm kind
of like, this is sensible. Yeah, this is

crazy.

This is like a show.

I don't know.

Like a movie.

I want to watch it until something
happens.

I wonder where it is.

It's kind of creepy because I don't know
where it is.

I know.

I mean, imagine if it was here.

It looks like it, so it could be.

Oh, wow, like a horror movie.

You're giving me chills.

I think those are the lesbians from
upstairs.

Are they neighbors?

Yeah. They're kind of cute.

I think they're a couple.

A cute little lesbian couple.

Yeah.

oh my gosh look that's them that's crazy
oh my gosh

okay this has got a little creepier this
is so crazy why do we have like a feed

of their apartment this is insane what
are they doing look at that look at

that bag that's kind of

body bag i know is your gun even loaded

no it wasn't i haven't even counted all
this cash there's so much i don't know

what to do with all this you're a sexy
little beast yeah i couldn't have done

without you and then we make it great
too

That's crazy.

That's right.

Thank you.

closet. Oh, there it is.

They're hiding it.

That's not smart.

You know where it is?

Oh, yeah. I think we should steal it.

Obviously. They stole it from somewhere,
so why can't we steal it?

Well, I mean... Karma?

Who cares?

Who cares about karma?

We know where it is. We can be rich.

There has to be, like, a couple hundred
thousand dollars there. We could just

steal it when they leave and we'll go
tonight.

We'll move somewhere else. I would feel
bad. I mean, there are neighbors.

I've never done anything like that.

Who cares?

Anything you want in the world, like, we
need to do this.

Anything on your cops?

No. We can't get in trouble. They stole
it from someone else.

There's no way.

We just wait for them to leave, and then
we go up there and take it.

Come on.

Oh, well, if it's that easy.

Okay. This will be fun.

Okay, yeah.

Sorry. I think it's time.

What do I do?

Kimber, I've got a plan. My dad used to
be a locksmith, so.

Okay. Okay, cool.

Don't worry about it. Let's do that.

This is amazing.

This is so cool.

I know.

What are you going to buy?

A new strap -on. A new strap -on.

Probably, like, eight of them, though.

All every color. I want to buy a new
car. I want to buy a new fucking phone

case. I want to buy everything.

It's too easy. We're, like, so tiring.

Luckiest lesbians ever.

I know.

It's so easy.

I mean, we just moved.

creepy and really scary at first, and
then now look at us.

This is great.

Look at them.

Can you believe it?

Yeah, actually. You've never done
anything like this before, have you?

I've never messed with anyone like this.
It's hilarious.

Oh, I've been doing it for about a year
now.

Have you? My sister used to live here,
and she started doing it. Ever since she

left, I've taken over and definitely
have to sniff out the weak

ones and take advantage of.

It's so fun playing with people's minds,
isn't it? Especially with dumb girls

like this.

Can you believe it?

I can't actually.

It'll be a surprise for you. Very good.

I like surprises.

Me too.

Looks like they just had a great time.

Jesse, why do you have a knife? What are
you doing? I'm keeping the money to

myself. I need to kill all the
witnesses. No, wait, but I helped you.

you doing? Including you!

Oh my god! She fucking killed her!

Did she? What? Oh my god!

What the?

What just happened?

Oh my god!

They don't have to make a joke. Oh my
god. Oh my god. Whoa, okay.

That did not happen.

Is she dead?

What the fuck?

He's playing a trick on us. I guess so.

Sorry.

But really, really though, guys, do you
do this a lot?

Yes, actually.

Yeah? I've been doing it to all the new
tenants.

You're a pro.

It was really fun.

But we were thinking.

Maybe we could team up.

Yeah. And do something really bad.

Yeah? Let's find some new tenants.