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Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry. That's awful.

Um, yeah, no, I'm listening.

Um, yeah, no, when did this happen?

Um, oh, mate, I'm just totally shocked. I didn't expect it at all.

Um, yeah, just give me a second.

I'm on the phone to Emma. Her boyfriend's broken up with her. What are

doing? Yeah, no, I'm here, babe. I'm listening.

I'm so upset.

Um, yeah.

No, I'm so sorry. Like, I mean, he was a jerk anyway.

Like, you're better off without him.

Yeah, no.

Oh, God. So what happened? Tell me from the beginning.

Mm -hmm.

Um, yeah.

Yeah.

He did what?

He said that?

Um, yeah.

Oh. Oh, honey. No, no, I've got time. Honestly, I've got time. I'm not in a

rush.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm all yours, babe. I'm listening.

I'm listening. I'm here.

Oh, you sound terribly upset.

Yeah.

Yeah. Babe, just one second. I'm just going to close the bedroom door so we

have a private chat.

You are terrible.

Come.

Yeah, no, I'm here now, babe. I'm here.

So after he said that, then what happened?

No way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Guys are such jerks, aren't they?

What an arsehole.

I can't believe he actually said that.

I mean, how long have you two been together now?

Four years.

What a waste of four years, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, you're better off being single. Honestly, don't cry, babe.

Like, you're better off without him.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you'll have to come over. We'll have to do wine night. Yeah,

we'll have a girls' night.

We'll get all the girls round and we can swag off all the men.

And we'll have a really great time.

No, I'm not out of breath. No, no, I'm just flat in my bedroom. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm day off today.

Yeah, yeah, no, Paul, yeah, he's at work. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just me, so I've got all the time in the world for you, babe.

So, has he actually moved out now?

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Really? Oh, fuck.

That's really hard, man. That's really, really hard.

Yeah.

Yeah.

no no i'm not ill no i'm not out of breath um i've just getting over a cold

maybe that's what it is maybe that's why i sound breathless yeah

yeah no i'm so bad i'm fine i'm listening i'm not in a rush you take

yeah take all the time you need yeah

yeah

Yeah, well, you need to take care of yourself, yeah? You've got to focus on

Don't waste any more tears on him. He's not worth it.

There are loads of guys out there. You are a gorgeous girl.

There'll be plenty of guys who want to take you out on a date.

Yeah, I can ask him if his friends still single, yeah. But you need to focus on

you. Forget guys for now.

No, honestly, I'm not out of breath.

Honestly, I'm fine. No, don't be worried.

I'm absolutely fine.

Oh, God.

Yeah. No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. So, what did your mum say about all this?

No, there's no noise.

No, it's just me. I'm just here.

There's definitely no noise.

No, I'm fine, Dave. I'm fine. There's nothing wrong.

I'm totally fine. Everything's normal.

I'm just sat here listening to you.

Yeah.

So have you pulled the rest of the girls yet?

Oh, you wanted to tell me first. Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, well, it's understandable. You've been together such a long time.

Yeah.

Of course.

Yeah, of course.

yeah i totally get it yeah you were right i mean when you told me about that

thing last year and do you remember when you went away on the vacation and then

he was yeah that's the one when he did that yeah it was terrible

yeah

no i'm fine i just had a cough

um yeah

No, I'm not busy, honestly. I'm fine. I've got loads of time for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's terrible.

Listen, why don't we get together Friday night, you, me, the girls, and we'll

have a girls' night and see you right up.

Okay.

Thanks. Bye.

I can't believe you.

Seriously? My best friend's boyfriend's just broken up with her and you're

fucking my tits.

She could tell there's something wrong.

Look at the mess she's made.

You're a horny little fucker, aren't you?

Do you feel better now?

You could have waited.

You're an imposter.

Seriously. Right, sort yourself out.

I can't change now. I need to take a shower.

You're a bad boy.