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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:07,580 From the time I was young, the thing I dreamt most about was cars. 2 00:00:08,727 --> 00:00:10,155 Even though I couldn't drive, 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:13,163 I always imagined what kind of car I would get if I could. 4 00:00:13,737 --> 00:00:16,992 Drew and I used to pretend every car, that came down the street was ours. 5 00:00:17,154 --> 00:00:18,154 My red. 6 00:00:18,802 --> 00:00:19,872 That's my green. 7 00:00:21,886 --> 00:00:22,886 Mine. 8 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:28,465 You can have that one. 9 00:00:29,244 --> 00:00:32,620 When I got older, I was always asking my dad to let me drive. 10 00:00:32,982 --> 00:00:34,342 Hey, Dad, can I drive? 11 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:36,985 - And he always said the same thing. - Drive? 12 00:00:37,149 --> 00:00:39,506 Sure, you can drive... as soon as you turn 16, 13 00:00:39,626 --> 00:00:41,583 Go to driver's ed. Get a driver's license, 14 00:00:41,743 --> 00:00:43,458 graduate from high school, get a job, 15 00:00:43,618 --> 00:00:45,653 get out of my house, get a car, get insurance. 16 00:00:45,864 --> 00:00:47,685 Then you can drive anytime you want. 17 00:00:47,983 --> 00:00:49,729 He could have just said no. 18 00:00:52,327 --> 00:00:54,689 Hey, Dad, It's street cleaning today. 19 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:57,166 I hate having to move this car all the time. 20 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:59,937 Even though he always said no, I had to ask. 21 00:01:00,605 --> 00:01:01,605 Can I do it? 22 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:03,390 No, you don't know how to drive Chris. 23 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:05,808 - Yeah, I do. - You know how to drive? 24 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,319 - Yeah. - Okay, let's see. 25 00:01:08,841 --> 00:01:10,497 Having a steering wheel in my hand 26 00:01:10,739 --> 00:01:13,135 was one of the most amazing feelings I had ever had, 27 00:01:13,352 --> 00:01:15,976 right behind my first kiss, which hadn't happened yet. 28 00:01:16,179 --> 00:01:18,401 - Ok, now put the car in "R." - I got it. 29 00:01:20,273 --> 00:01:21,273 Okay. 30 00:01:35,639 --> 00:01:38,024 - You really can drive. - I learned from watching you. 31 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,440 It was just a few feet, 32 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:43,759 but they were the most exciting feet I had ever experienced. 33 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:47,711 Wait, wait... h-help. 34 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:51,131 3x03 - Everybody Hates Driving 35 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:54,153 Synchro: Michvanilly / Sixe 36 00:02:20,649 --> 00:02:23,246 Moving my dad's car in the street during the day was great. 37 00:02:23,366 --> 00:02:25,068 Sometimes they even cleaned the street. 38 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,935 Only one thing would have made it better. 39 00:02:27,274 --> 00:02:30,301 I'm tired. Can you move the car across the street before you go to school? 40 00:02:31,756 --> 00:02:34,061 - You think you can do it without me? - Really? 41 00:02:35,575 --> 00:02:38,231 - If you can't feel you're ready... - No, no, I got it. 42 00:02:38,823 --> 00:02:40,531 - Put on your seat belt. - I will. 43 00:02:40,651 --> 00:02:42,222 - Don't touch my mirrors. - I won't. 44 00:02:42,404 --> 00:02:44,427 Don't move my seat. Warm up the engine. 45 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,086 - Don't go burning up gas. - Just moving the car across the street. 46 00:02:47,269 --> 00:02:48,729 That's three cents worth of gas. 47 00:02:48,857 --> 00:02:50,684 By the time this checklist was over, 48 00:02:50,828 --> 00:02:52,850 I had had a license, a diploma, 49 00:02:53,091 --> 00:02:55,770 and had made my third appearance on Showtime at The Apollo. 50 00:02:56,073 --> 00:02:58,045 Hurry up or you'll be late for school. 51 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:02,670 My father's trust made me feel like a man... and so did this. 52 00:03:03,218 --> 00:03:05,661 Hey, Chris. You driving now? 53 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:09,521 Yeah, so if you ever need a ride someplace, just let me know. 54 00:03:10,327 --> 00:03:12,723 Especially if that someplace is across the street. 55 00:03:13,015 --> 00:03:14,875 Well, maybe we could take a ride after school. 56 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,456 Maybe. 57 00:03:16,737 --> 00:03:18,448 I got to go. I'm gonna hit traffic. 58 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:21,391 At that moment, I had a decision to make: 59 00:03:21,616 --> 00:03:23,476 drive across the street and look like a fool 60 00:03:23,973 --> 00:03:26,217 or drive around the corner and feel real cool. 61 00:03:32,197 --> 00:03:34,741 If Greg were here, he'd say I was in there. 62 00:03:36,178 --> 00:03:37,893 Here you go, here's your breakfast. 63 00:03:38,013 --> 00:03:39,303 Julius, wake up. 64 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:41,733 What are you still doing here? 65 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,092 I got to go to court. I got a speeding ticket. 66 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:46,268 My mother had her own style of driving 67 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:48,899 called The Fast and The Furious Bed-Stuy Drift. 68 00:03:49,216 --> 00:03:50,309 Move out the way. 69 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:55,620 Car doesn't move the way it used to. 70 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:59,799 I told you about speeding. Now you have to spend a whole day off from work 71 00:04:00,025 --> 00:04:01,166 just to pay a ticket. 72 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:03,660 I'm not paying the ticket because I wasn't speeding. 73 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:05,427 Cop gives me a ticket for doing 74 00:04:06,108 --> 00:04:08,467 32 in a 25. Who does 32 in a 25? 75 00:04:08,729 --> 00:04:11,757 If I'm gonna speed, I'm gonna do 30 miles over the limit, not seven. 76 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,491 Drew, Tonya, come on, let's go. 77 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:16,458 How come y'all ain't at school? 78 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:18,814 School is closed for teachers' records' day. 79 00:04:19,031 --> 00:04:22,081 Yeah, and Mama's making us go with her so we don't disturb you while you sleep. 80 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:23,668 See you. 81 00:04:23,788 --> 00:04:25,675 My mother always thought the worst would happen 82 00:04:25,835 --> 00:04:27,604 if my father didn't get enough sleep. 83 00:04:37,884 --> 00:04:40,114 While my mother got ready to challenge the law, 84 00:04:40,378 --> 00:04:41,933 I was still breaking it. 85 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:46,099 Hey, little dude from across the street! 86 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,168 Check you out, man. 87 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:50,519 I didn't know you knew how to drive. 88 00:04:50,701 --> 00:04:52,673 I'm just moving my dad's car for street cleaning. 89 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,038 Well, you look a little stiff in there, little dude. 90 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:57,904 See, man, you got to cop a lean, pop your collar up a little bit. 91 00:04:58,199 --> 00:04:59,349 I'll show you. 92 00:04:59,469 --> 00:05:02,925 Another thing I learned about cars is that it's not always what you drive, 93 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,365 it's how you drive it. 94 00:05:06,426 --> 00:05:07,907 Pop this up some like this. 95 00:05:08,297 --> 00:05:09,702 Now go ahead and lean. 96 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:12,797 Man, come. Lean, man. 97 00:05:13,696 --> 00:05:16,003 Man, get low. Yeah. 98 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:18,385 I can't see nothing. But you look good, though. 99 00:05:18,971 --> 00:05:20,131 I got to get to school. 100 00:05:20,251 --> 00:05:21,890 Man, come on, let's go. 101 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:25,044 You can't see me, but take my word for it: I look cool. 102 00:05:26,651 --> 00:05:29,389 While I was on the road, my mother was getting the runaround. 103 00:05:29,572 --> 00:05:31,525 Just be quiet. Don't get on my last nerve today. 104 00:05:31,662 --> 00:05:33,899 Excuse me, miss, could you tell me when my case is up? 105 00:05:34,363 --> 00:05:35,363 Let's see. 106 00:05:36,611 --> 00:05:38,106 You're case number 89 107 00:05:38,357 --> 00:05:39,706 and as soon as this one ends, 108 00:05:39,997 --> 00:05:42,250 we're moving on to case number... two. 109 00:05:43,351 --> 00:05:46,605 - Number two?! What are you talking out? - Excuse me, ma'am. 110 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:49,386 Could you maintain decorum and observe complete silence 111 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:52,020 while this court is in session? Thank you. 112 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,795 That way. What's he talking about? Come on. 113 00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:59,513 Meanwhile, Jerome had me driving like he was Miss Daisy. 114 00:05:59,891 --> 00:06:01,364 Just a little bit further, man. 115 00:06:01,544 --> 00:06:03,494 I need to park the car so I can go to school. 116 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,768 - Where do you need to go? - Right here, little dude. 117 00:06:05,888 --> 00:06:08,090 This is my stop. Thanks, little dude. 118 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:09,517 Oh, man. 119 00:06:09,733 --> 00:06:11,854 - What's wrong with you? - I'm gonna be late for school 120 00:06:12,135 --> 00:06:14,714 'cause I missed my bus and still haven't parked the car. 121 00:06:14,949 --> 00:06:16,826 Look, man, just relax, all right, little dude. 122 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:18,466 It's a spot right over there. 123 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,804 I can't park there. I'm 50 blocks from my house. 124 00:06:22,712 --> 00:06:24,659 You got the car. Why don't you drive to school? 125 00:06:24,961 --> 00:06:26,999 Because it'll be the last ride I ever take. 126 00:06:27,219 --> 00:06:29,940 Because I'm not supposed to be driving. I'm supposed to be parking. 127 00:06:30,105 --> 00:06:32,485 - Plus, I don't even have my license. - I'm just saying 128 00:06:32,682 --> 00:06:34,613 if you doing something you ain't supposed doing, 129 00:06:34,781 --> 00:06:36,788 you might as well do something you supposed to do. 130 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,079 Sounds crazy, makes sense. 131 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:41,437 I guess. 132 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,356 You think you could pick me up on your way home from school? 133 00:06:44,757 --> 00:06:46,255 - No! - All right. 134 00:06:46,634 --> 00:06:48,767 Let me hold a dollar; I need bus fare. 135 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,928 What about my gas money to bring you here? 136 00:06:52,151 --> 00:06:53,407 Thanks, little dude. 137 00:06:55,119 --> 00:06:56,493 Remember what I showed you. 138 00:06:57,173 --> 00:06:59,007 I was supposed to park across the street, 139 00:06:59,239 --> 00:07:01,134 but now I was on the highway to Hell. 140 00:07:05,432 --> 00:07:08,725 Even though I was scared out of my wit, there was something about driving 141 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:11,084 that made me feel like the coolest kid in the world. 142 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,255 And the only thing cooler than driving to school 143 00:07:21,448 --> 00:07:23,105 was pulling up in front of it. 144 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,817 Chris, is that you? 145 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,484 I always suspected you were held back a couple of years, 146 00:07:28,812 --> 00:07:31,587 - but I didn't know you could drive. - When you did get your license? 147 00:07:32,263 --> 00:07:34,587 - I don't have my license. - What are you doing driving? 148 00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:37,376 - And where did you get a car? - It's my dad's car. 149 00:07:38,038 --> 00:07:40,776 - What are you doing with it? - Moving it to the side of the street. 150 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,864 Or the other side of the borough. 151 00:07:43,386 --> 00:07:45,804 Cool. This is totally off the hook. 152 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,533 Greg was actually the first one to use that phrase 153 00:07:48,779 --> 00:07:50,947 and eventually went one to teach Snoop "shizzle" talk. 154 00:07:51,106 --> 00:07:54,069 - Aren't you afraid your dad find out? - He's a pretty hard sleeper. 155 00:07:54,232 --> 00:07:56,359 As long as I'm back by 5:00, I think I should be okay. 156 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,977 The truth was my father could sleep through anything. 157 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,124 There we go. 158 00:08:02,296 --> 00:08:05,614 Hey, wake up, man! wake up, the whole place is on fire! 159 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,437 We got to get out of here now! 160 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:08,780 Wake up! 161 00:08:09,207 --> 00:08:11,619 Hey, fellas, get out! The place is burning down! 162 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:12,791 Get out! 163 00:08:13,183 --> 00:08:15,909 When the other kid see this, we are going to be so in there. 164 00:08:17,024 --> 00:08:18,546 You can't tell anyone about this. 165 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:21,373 If a teacher finds out and calls my dad, I'm dead, 166 00:08:21,743 --> 00:08:23,556 you can't say anything to anyone. 167 00:08:23,993 --> 00:08:25,302 Your secret's safe with me. 168 00:08:25,518 --> 00:08:26,518 No, it's not. 169 00:08:28,306 --> 00:08:29,488 Oh, hey, Chris, 170 00:08:29,837 --> 00:08:32,330 I heard you got your father's deuce and a quarter. Cool. 171 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:36,124 Hey, Malcolm Racer X, I heard you got your father's hooptie. 172 00:08:36,886 --> 00:08:37,886 Cool. 173 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,658 Hey, Chris, I heard you've got a father. 174 00:08:41,165 --> 00:08:42,165 Cool. 175 00:08:45,516 --> 00:08:47,798 I thought I told you not to tell anybody about the car. 176 00:08:48,023 --> 00:08:50,619 - Now the whole school knows. - I'm sorry, man. 177 00:08:51,284 --> 00:08:53,120 You've got a car and I know you. 178 00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:56,118 That's the closest thing I've ever gotten to being cool. 179 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,429 - You know Jennifer Thompson? - Yeah, so? 180 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:02,065 Well, every time I'm around her, I get tongue-tied, 181 00:09:02,489 --> 00:09:04,368 and I finally had something worth saying her. 182 00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:07,472 - That I had my father's car? - And that I'm riding shotgun. 183 00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:10,604 If I had had a shotgun, Greg would be riding in the trunk. 184 00:09:11,713 --> 00:09:13,294 Case number seven. 185 00:09:13,798 --> 00:09:16,119 - Ma, I'm hungry. - Me, too. 186 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,775 I knew y'all would say that. I got a scnack. 187 00:09:19,044 --> 00:09:21,095 Here, we'll just open these chips and, 188 00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:23,920 - and we gonna eat some chip... - Ma'am, you have been warned, 189 00:09:24,256 --> 00:09:26,072 already, for making too much noise. 190 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:28,996 I'm sorry, Judge. I got hungry kids over here. 191 00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:30,942 We're just having a little snack, that's all. 192 00:09:31,144 --> 00:09:33,630 Why don't you try and have it quietly? 193 00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:35,485 I'll chew quiet. 194 00:09:37,357 --> 00:09:39,572 - Ma, I'm thirsty. - Yeah, so am I. 195 00:09:40,712 --> 00:09:43,858 Drew, go look for a vending machine and bring us back a soda. 196 00:09:46,477 --> 00:09:48,839 Guilty. 20 days, $200 fine. 197 00:09:49,913 --> 00:09:51,979 - For a parking ticket? - $350! 198 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:55,073 My mother found out that the judge was a hard case. 199 00:09:55,956 --> 00:09:57,740 So your left taillight was out? 200 00:09:58,676 --> 00:09:59,746 10 years. 201 00:10:00,073 --> 00:10:01,364 - 10 years?! - Move it. 202 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:03,206 - Did you hear that? - Move it, paisan. 203 00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,718 Unless you had soft curves. 204 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:05,980 Guilty. 205 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:07,907 Six months house arrest. 206 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:09,853 What?! 207 00:10:10,282 --> 00:10:11,375 At my house. 208 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:16,550 Hey, get that number 209 00:10:17,143 --> 00:10:19,008 She better hope his wife ain't home. 210 00:10:19,407 --> 00:10:21,115 Girl, they got you for speeding, too? 211 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,452 You don't look like nothing on you goes fast. 212 00:10:23,844 --> 00:10:25,477 I told you this was gonna be big. 213 00:10:26,255 --> 00:10:28,280 - Hey, Chris. - Can we sit in yout car? 214 00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:30,751 Yeah, why not. 215 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,243 Because they're underage. 216 00:10:32,478 --> 00:10:33,800 Oh, it... so was I. 217 00:10:34,378 --> 00:10:35,630 Can we turn on the radio? 218 00:10:35,784 --> 00:10:37,587 Yeah, Chris, turn on the radio. 219 00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:39,813 I had broken every rule my father had given me. 220 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:43,591 but since I had the car, there was no reason not to take advantage of it. 221 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:46,344 Especially since all I had to do was let it sit there. 222 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,837 Hey, Chris, can you take us for a ride? 223 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:54,157 While I was finding out what cars do for guys, 224 00:10:54,565 --> 00:10:57,198 my mother was finding out what guys do for girls. 225 00:10:57,465 --> 00:11:00,414 Your Honor, I clocked her doing 62 in 55. 226 00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:03,944 It also says here that you crashed into the side of a building, 227 00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:06,978 destroyed four parked cars, drove through a pond... 228 00:11:08,611 --> 00:11:10,830 and parked by a fire hydrant? 229 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:13,933 I throw myself onto the mercy of the court. 230 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,136 I deserve to be punished. 231 00:11:16,481 --> 00:11:18,366 Don't be so hard on yourself. 232 00:11:18,718 --> 00:11:20,715 You know, I don't really think you intended 233 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:23,557 to go 62 in a 55. 234 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:26,535 The judge is trying to go 47 in a 22. 235 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:28,538 I tell you what I'm gonna do, 236 00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:31,291 I'm gonna let you off with just a warning. 237 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,852 And I hope that you've learned your lesson. 238 00:11:35,652 --> 00:11:37,115 Go on. Call on me. 239 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,375 Disgusting. 240 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:41,687 Yeah, I know I learned my lesson. 241 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:44,637 Next time I'm gonna come in a tighter dress and a low cut top. 242 00:11:45,132 --> 00:11:46,225 Who said that? 243 00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:48,843 Bailiff, Get granny up out of there 244 00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:51,070 Come on, granny, get your butt up out of here. 245 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,606 No, you got too. 246 00:11:56,227 --> 00:11:57,895 Momma, what's taking Drew so long? 247 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,451 I don't know. Let me go find him. You stay here. 248 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:02,587 If they call 89, tell 'em to wait. 249 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,506 Open the door. 250 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,386 While my mother was creeping out of court, 251 00:12:06,545 --> 00:12:08,322 back on the street I was rollin'. 252 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,820 It's a shame the white kids have more rhythm than me. 253 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,534 - What's wrong? - Everything. 254 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,616 I'm just glad we're in Brooklyn and not Alabama. 255 00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,777 I learned all kind of things about driving a car, 256 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,685 but not a single thing about fixing 'em. 257 00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:50,316 - Maybe it's just out of gas. - It's not out of gas. 258 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,794 Maybe the battery's dead. 259 00:12:51,966 --> 00:12:53,817 Great, then we could have a double funeral. 260 00:12:53,937 --> 00:12:56,157 I think I know somebody who might be able to help us. 261 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,696 The janitor? 262 00:13:02,101 --> 00:13:04,990 The janitor was the one person at Corleone that everybody knew. 263 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:06,919 But nobody knew anything about. 264 00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:09,522 I heard he did a kid a favor once... for five bucks. 265 00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:11,368 What type of favor? 266 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:18,028 Next time, kid, study for your test. 267 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,724 I know you. You're that black kid. 268 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,571 So can you do me a favor? 269 00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:36,760 Well, that depends. 270 00:13:37,345 --> 00:13:38,860 Got five bucks? 271 00:13:41,977 --> 00:13:44,525 With Drew running loose in a building full of courtrooms, 272 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,439 my mother was imaging the worst. 273 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:50,563 I find the Defendant guilty of being a black teenager in a court of law. 274 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:53,691 I didn't do it, Mom. 275 00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:55,581 Hey, Mom. 276 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,984 Drew, where have you been? 277 00:13:57,476 --> 00:14:00,348 I just made ten dollars. Some guy just paid me to pee in a cup. 278 00:14:00,988 --> 00:14:03,632 Boy, give me that money! Don't you know that's against the law. 279 00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:04,754 Not technically. 280 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,115 And you were supposed to be getting soda. Where's is it? 281 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,054 I had to drink them so I could pee. 282 00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,135 You have to spend money to make money. 283 00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:15,678 Try now, Chris. 284 00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:18,269 All right, you fixed it. 285 00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:19,751 No problem. 286 00:14:20,421 --> 00:14:21,678 That'll be five bucks. 287 00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:24,199 - I already gave you five. - That was for the favor. 288 00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,523 This is to keep my mouth shut. 289 00:14:30,311 --> 00:14:32,050 Nice doing business with you. 290 00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:38,232 And as he pulled away from the curb, Your Honor, he made a three lane change 291 00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:40,953 and then proceed to make a U-turn in a business district. 292 00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:42,362 Excuse me. 293 00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,904 - Did you see my little girl? - Yeah, she stepped out. 294 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,554 Stepped out? What do you mean stepped out? She's just a little girl. 295 00:14:49,398 --> 00:14:52,359 - You're the one that left her here. - Did you just "whoa" me? 296 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:58,985 Look, Drew, just stay here. If they call number 89 just tell them to wait, okay? 297 00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:06,262 I thought I told you to stay put. 298 00:15:06,544 --> 00:15:08,636 - I had to go. - You have a lovely daughter. 299 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,891 - Thank you. - Momma, she's on trial, too. 300 00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:13,641 I'll bet she is, baby, come on. 301 00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:16,072 I got a speeding ticket. 302 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:18,170 I got a speeding ticket, too. 303 00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:21,041 For going seven miles over the speed limit. Can you believe that? 304 00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:24,196 - That's not even speeding. - I said the same thing, girl. 305 00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,214 All right. I'll pay the fine. 306 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,300 I'm just glad they didn't check my trunk. 307 00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:31,129 'Cause if they found my guns and drugs, I could be in trouble. 308 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:33,748 Okay. Well, you take care. 309 00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:35,607 - Congratulations. - Bye. 310 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,106 Nice talking to you. 311 00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:39,264 - You too, baby. - Tell the streets we said hello. 312 00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,237 Case number 89. 313 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,717 - Case number 89! - 89, that's me. Here sit down. 314 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,211 Didn't I tell you to tell me when it's gonna happen. 315 00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,615 Oh... you. 316 00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,514 - Officer, tell me what happened. - Yes, Your Honor. 317 00:15:57,321 --> 00:16:00,261 On the date in question, I clocked the defendant here, 318 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:03,220 doing 32 miles an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone. 319 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:08,230 And when I approached the vehicle, she unleashed a torrent of obscenities 320 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,329 and I, honestly, I was personally offended. 321 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,458 - What?! - Ma'am. 322 00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:15,590 - Your highness... - Your Honor. 323 00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:17,705 Oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. 324 00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:21,510 Now, I know the officer may have clocked me doing 32, 325 00:16:21,984 --> 00:16:23,060 but I know I wasn't. 326 00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:25,228 Yes, so let me get this straight. 327 00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:29,235 You want me to take your word versus the word of a sworn officer of the law. 328 00:16:30,715 --> 00:16:32,712 - Yes. - Do you have any witnesses? 329 00:16:34,882 --> 00:16:37,120 - Nope. - Guilty 330 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,891 Okay, wait, wait, in-in that, in that case... 331 00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:42,319 I'm throwing myself 332 00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:44,785 at, at, at the mercy of the court. 333 00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:46,285 I have been 334 00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,917 such a very bad girl and, 335 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:52,220 and I deserve to be punished. 336 00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:55,816 I know this. That's what I'm doing. 337 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,450 50 days or $50. 338 00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:00,069 No, come on, Judge! 339 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,618 Okay, wait, wait. 340 00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:03,960 I promise you I wasn't speeding. 341 00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:08,082 Ma'am, everyone who came in here today said the same thing. 342 00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:14,952 Whether they were going 32 in a 25 or 37 in a 30 or 62 in a 55. 343 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:17,196 "I wasn't guilty," "I didn't see the sign!" 344 00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:18,825 "I'm a law abiding citizen!" 345 00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:20,445 "I didn't do nothing wrong!" 346 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,830 Did you just hear yourself? 347 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:28,350 Did, did it ever occur to you that everybody that came in here today 348 00:17:28,657 --> 00:17:29,899 just so happened 349 00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:33,515 to be going seven miles exactly over the speed limit. 350 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,499 Not two, not ten, not 12, 351 00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,756 but one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 352 00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:40,152 Seven, everybody. 353 00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:41,753 Officer, 354 00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:45,632 do you have the calibration report for your radar gun on the day in question? 355 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:49,184 No I don't. 356 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:53,995 Case dismissed. 357 00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:56,718 Yes! In your face! 358 00:17:58,396 --> 00:18:00,333 Five! Gimme five! 359 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:02,243 Silence! 360 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:04,668 - I'm sorry. - This is a courtroom! 361 00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:07,382 - Not an end zone. - Sorry, Your highness, Your Honor. 362 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:08,981 For your little dance, 363 00:18:09,176 --> 00:18:12,344 I fine you in contempt of court. That will be $80, please. 364 00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:13,873 Damn it! 365 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,783 After a day behind the wheel of a car 366 00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:19,623 I had been popular, I had been terrified, 367 00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:21,898 and I was ready to get back on the bus. 368 00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:25,768 Oh, no. 369 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,146 Hey, kid! 370 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,692 A little young to be driving, ain't you? 371 00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:38,347 I'm just listening to the radio, officer. 372 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,119 There's only one reason the police in Brooklyn 373 00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:44,011 would pass up the chance to bust a black kid in a car, 374 00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:46,658 two black kids in a car. 375 00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:54,415 - How'd it go in court? - I won. 376 00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:56,547 Just like I told you I would. 377 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,803 You did? 378 00:18:57,923 --> 00:19:00,746 I told you I wasn't speeding. I proved my case. 379 00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:04,246 Then she got fined $80 for contempt of court 380 00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:05,865 for doing a victory dance. 381 00:19:05,985 --> 00:19:07,448 Did anybody ask you that? 382 00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:09,807 My dad was barely done lying down 383 00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:11,498 when I started ling it up. 384 00:19:11,829 --> 00:19:14,257 - Chris, any problem moving the car? - No, it moved fine. 385 00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,943 - No trouble finding a spot? - No, it was simple. 386 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,128 Well, thanks. You really helped me out. 387 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,133 After all that had happened, 388 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,801 I kept thinking about how my dad had trusted me. 389 00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:27,453 Even though I had managed to get the car back home 390 00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:28,703 without him knowing, 391 00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:31,929 it seemed like the right thing to do was tell the truth. 392 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:33,941 - Dad? - Yeah, son. 393 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,787 I have a confession. 394 00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,728 I drove your car to school today. 395 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,209 You what? 396 00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:41,432 I'm sorry. 397 00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:42,757 I really am. 398 00:19:43,152 --> 00:19:45,056 Son, I'm very disappointed in you. 399 00:19:46,278 --> 00:19:47,655 But as long as you're safe... 400 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,974 that's all that really matters. 401 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:51,839 Thanks, Dad. 402 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:54,862 - But one more thing... - Yes, Dad? 403 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,665 Since I got the car home and nobody got hurt, 404 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:02,546 I figured the best thing to do was to keep it to myself 405 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,750 and never do anything like that again. 406 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,059 Amen. 407 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,827 Next Friday, Chris, I'll let you move it again. 408 00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:11,853 - Cool. - Where'd you park it? 409 00:20:12,823 --> 00:20:13,973 Across the street. 32201