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All right, all right.
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Here you are, ma 'am.
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Here you are. Here is your Washington
red skin. That's a shot of Campari and
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empty potato skin.
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Thank you.
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It's the world's peace.
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Yeah, it should be any day now.
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All right.
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All right.
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He's coming.
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All right, cut it. Cut the jukebox. Cut
it.
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My man.
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Drug boat.
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Secretary Hicks said, can I get you your
usual? A shot of beer with a pint of
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whiskey dropped into it? That's right. A
reversed Irish car bomb, yeah.
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It's just nice to have my sneaky bar
here where I'm not going to run into
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from work.
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Because none of Trump's people like
drinking as much as I do.
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Wrong!
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of six Bud Lights and three shots of J
-Mo. Yes!
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Come on!
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Yep, a 6 -3 decision coming right up,
Your Honor.
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Ah, pencil feet. I kind of figured I was
going to find you here.
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Oh, did I include you on a signal chat
by accident?
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No, no, I just saw all the women
covering their drink.
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Oh! Oh, my!
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That could be you, too! Yeah, that's
good. I like that. I like that.
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Ah, it's just great that we share that.
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Yeah, it is fun. It's fun we share that.
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Hey, can I just say, we are both kicking
ass right now. Right?
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Dude, can you believe I just, like,
started a war?
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Can you believe I ended abortion?
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Huh? Hey, your body, my choice.
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Oh!
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You knew I'd do it! You knew I'd do it!
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Oh, how is the war going, by the way?
Oh, it's totally chill.
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It's, uh, it's totally chill at this
point. It's like me at a DWI checkpoint.
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It completely blew over.
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Oh.
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Really? I thought I read we were still
bombing stuff.
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Oh, no. It's just like a few every now
and then. We can stop whenever we want
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to.
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Oh, that's cool. Check this out.
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What is this? What have you been up to?
Well, it's a new voting district that I
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approved in Tennessee.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wait. Actually, no. That's a field
sobriety test. They told me to draw a
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circle.
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Dude, you really are really close.
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Thank you, Mr. Abbott. You knew it was a
shape.
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Appreciate that.
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Can I be honest with you, man? Sure.
It's just that I worked so hard on this
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Iran war, and I'm just worried it's
going to end.
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You know?
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It's kind of like I took a bunch of blue
chew and then didn't bang anyone.
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Like, okay, I guess I'll just watch
Seinfeld bricked up.
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Thank God we got each other, right?
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Yeah. You know what the real war is
right now? The real war?
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It's the war against...
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Male loneliness.
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I used to have all my buddies to hang
out with.
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PJ and Toby.
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Squee.
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Gang Bang Greg.
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Dr. William Cosby.
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I just wish there were more people in
this administration who could really
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Does this bar take cash?
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What's up? Are we wilding out tonight or
what?
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Yeah, we always wild, K -pop demon
hunter.
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Yeah, I got nothing to do tomorrow, you
know, because of the... ceasefire!
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Oh, oh, guys, check this out.
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because sometimes they think I'm a kid
with a fake ID. They say, oh, no adult
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would make this face in official photos.
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But seriously, we're all living the
American dream. I'm the first person in
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family to go to college, party, many
years after graduating.
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Hey, K -9, is that rumor true that you
make everybody in the FBI take a
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polygraph? No, I told them to make a
graph.
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of everyone in the FBI who's poly.
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My girlfriend wants to open up our
relationship.
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Oh, dear.
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Come on. Yeah. She said she wants to
bring other dudes into the bedroom and
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me to stay in the living room.
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Hey, since we're opening up, can I tell
you guys something top secret?
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Brother, everything's a secret when
you're blacked out.
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Right. All right.
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We're going to let Trump do a third
term. Shut up!
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Yeah, it was.
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But Trump found the original
Constitution, and at the end, he wrote,
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We're going to live forever!
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Whoa! Yeah!
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All right, sorry, gentlemen. It's your
least favorite words in the entire
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Last call. Oh, come on! Come on! So
what's it going to be?
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Well, I guess I'll drink a whiskey
drink. I'll drink a vodka drink. I'll
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lager drink. I'll drink a cider drink.
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