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That's wrong, mom! Don't go lower there.

- I didn't go lower. - That's how it goes.

Hey! We'll see it shortly.

What? Where? Where? Which one is it?

- There! - What, there already? That was fast.

Erika! That one there! That's it!

What? That's it? Awesome!

- Careful! - Where to?

That's right!

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, right!

Yeah, put this one there. Be careful!

Look, you mover! Look what little Erika is doing.

The barbells are very heavy. But Erika is strong.

For god's sake! Be careful! That's expensive!

Great! Great! Yippee! Erika is so happy!

Now I know. There!

- Was it heavy? - Yes.

There.

Even though it's small, it's lovely.

We finally did it.

Dad?

What is it?

Please turn out the lights

and close your eyes until I say so.

- Why? - Don't ask. Just do it!

Yeah.

All right.

Don't open your eyes yet.

Wait a bit longer.

Not yet!

Lights on, eyes open!

We thank our father for this beautiful house!

Sadly I don't have anything for you,

but I'm here for you! Here, your present!

Take it! The kids are in their rooms now.

KATSUYA KOBAYASHI

MITSUKO BAISHO

YOSHIKI ARIZONO YUKI KUDO

HITOSHI UEKI

THE CRAZY FAMILY

November 2nd. Bliss.

Today we finally moved into the new house.

Katsukuni Kobayashi is now a house owner.

It finally came true.

My family's happiness has always been my biggest wish.

This day and this joy, I will remember my whole life.

My whole family looks happy too.

Until now, I couldn't afford a house like this for my family.

That's why I felt like a loser.

All my family members are infected by that sickness.

My great suffering,

is that my wife and my kids Masaki and Erika all suffer from that sickness.

Yesterday we got out of that inhuman public housing.

That's why I think this sickness will soon disappear.

Our surroundings have gotten a lot prettier now too.

Now it all depends on me having enough strength.

It all depends on my strength.

I'll be off.

Goodbye! Goodbye!

- Goodbye! - Wait! Wait for me!

Quick, hurry up!

Take me with you! Or Erika will be late!

Oh, get on!

- Hold on tight! Here we go! - Yes.

- Good. How was it? - What?

Did you sleep well in our new house?

Yes, the best, Dad! Erika loves you!

So you slept well. Good.

You have your own room now after all!

Now you just need to speak like an adult.

A stranger probably wouldn't think it's funny.

No, that's not true. People like that.

- Everybody says "she talks so cute." - "Cute"?

I think they are all mocking you.

Just talk a little bit more straight!

Erika is talking straight. Buh!

My little babies!

What is it with you? You look bad, my darlings!

Mhm?

I see, you're still tired from moving.

Just a second, OK? You'll get some fresh water right away!

Don't you want to? It feels good!

And now, a new exercise!

Dad, have you gone insane?

What are you doing? What is it?

Come on, help me. Very well then!

Whoops!

Come here.

Inumaro!

Hey, come here.

Starting today I'll call you Inumaro Kobayashi.

You, what are you doing here?

Get lost!

Drop it!

Or you'll get punished.

This is a sacred dog. Fate has brought us together.

That's why I gave him that name. I am going to raise him!

Raise?

Does that mean feed him and take him for a walk?

Yes, yes, I'm gonna do that.

I see.

So, if you don't want to, I won't force you to go to university.

You can be a dog parlor owner.

Or a stockman in the zoo. Or you can go on a safari.

Whatever makes you happy!

University by force?

I am doing what I want. What are you talking about?

All right then.

Kill the white ant or she'll destroy your house!

A white ant! Where did he get it from?

Yes! Kill! Kill!

Dad, Erika is suffocating!

This wasn't for amusement.

It was just one single white ant, right?

Don't you think you're overdoing it?

I think that was enough.

Was that really a white ant?

They slowly get used to the new life.

Hope has gradually increased too.

But we still can't be careless.

Yes! She really is great!

Very good, Grandpa, isn't it?

Saeko was right. Your singing is great.

Good, starting from now I'm gonna be your manager.

- Honestly? Really? - Yes.

Awesome! That I even have a manager before my debut, that's crazy!

But Erika doesn't know yet

if she'd rather become a singer or a catcher.

Which do you like more?

Both are okay. Erika is the Superstar of the future.

Dad, don't say something like that.

I know what I am doing.

Grandpa deliberately took the express train to be here early.

He's still in great shape, isn't he?

No! The family head drinks first!

Grandpa brought fish roe for us from back home.

You missed that a lot, eh?

- Katsukuni, you made it. - What?

I'm talking about the house.

Now everything is going to be fine.

For your efforts you achieved a lot.

It's just a bit cramped, but that doesn't matter.

Well, now you did it! Well done.

Did you really get a good look?

I did! I looked around everywhere.

I've seen every angle.

I even took a look into the toilet bowl.

Congratulations!

Masaki is late. Doesn't matter, does it?

We'll start anyways.

Grandpa!

Oh, that looks delicious!

Saeko, you really needn't bother so much for me!

Oh, I don't mind.

Oh, sushi! Oh, that looks great!

- Oh, um, grandpa? - Yes?

Erika's gonna trade her tekamaki for your shrimp, OK?

- Yeah, OK, the shrimp. - Erika!

Then I'm gonna trade my ginger for your tuna, OK?

No that won't work!

So Erika's gonna trade her radish for your baked egg, OK?

Yes! There!

Oh no! That's disgusting!

Ah, there you finally are!

Hurry, or there won't be any sushi left.

That's Masaki.

Man, you've grown a lot!

Your walk took a long time. Did you go far?

Enjoy your meal.

Walking while listening to music is dangerous!

- So, here! - Yummy!

- This isn't music. - Dad, pass me that...

It's an English lesson.

Studying while taking a walk?

That's exemplary!

Masaki, you know what you are? You're a real sprinter!

Maybe you are a sprinter, but one

who has to catch up a lot, right, Masaki?

Why's that?

- Brother flunked university once already. - Keep quiet!

Oh. But you have time to prepare yourself.

And which university do you want to go to?

There's only one, Tokyo University.

Wonderful! That's aiming at the right goal.

That's the task of a real man. There's nothing else.

You inherited your face and figure from your father.

Your intelligence, however, stems from me.

From my blood. And when I was your age,

I was just as smart as you. That's right, isn't it?

Today was a beautiful day.

I haven't had such an amusing conversation in a long time. Really.

Masaki and Erika both have grown so much.

I like them both a lot.

As far as I know my brother has children the same age.

I didn't feel comfortable there.

Was there some trouble there?

What? That means you've thrown him out?

But that isn't okay, brother.

You couldn't endure it any longer?

Well, just... don't forget all he has done for us.

To: Hisakuni Kobayashi

Hit it to the goal!

Come on hit it. Hit it! - Now come on, come on!

Don't make yourself nervous!

Now I want to see a really good hit.

- Your stance is already good. - This is going to be a perfect shot.

Saeko, you're a genius!

I AM a genius!

Done! Wasn't that something?

Oh, you're back already. We're out of beer.

No snacks either.

- Please get some! - Please!

Not ready yet?

You, um...

What? He'll be staying here forever?

But we've no room for him. Talk to your brother again.

Who is next now?

He thinks he'll be here forever.

Saeko, it's your turn again. Come on over! Come on over!

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Now it's starting for real! It's getting hot in here!

Have you gone crazy? In front of all these people!

Dad, we slowly have to...

Oh, Katsukuni, you trained your wife pretty well.

Masaki is studying upstairs!

Oh! Well then it's time for him to take a break!

Today is just for celebrating!

Everybody has to party with us! Did you teach her that?

No! For god's sake!

Well, I don't know. Don't you want to join me?

Bah, I see, you're a chicken.

Stop it! Stop it!

Thank you, thank you.

Dad, I urgently have to discuss something with you!

- Good night! - Listen!

Grandpa is asleep. Let's have dinner now! Call mom!

Look at mom.

Are you sick?

It's really terrible having to see something like that.

Dad, can't you smell that terrible smell?

It stinks! It stinks!

If it continues stinking like that Erika will die.

She is already. I'm gonna puke soon, really!

Masaki!

What do you want?

I know, it was really noisy today.

Did it disturb you?

No, I still did all my work.

It'll soon be time to take your dog Inumaro for a walk.

Grandpa's been walking around with him all day.

Now he is totally exhausted and sleeping.

That's why I had enough time to study.

Sitting inside one's room all day isn't healthy, either.

Exams are coming up soon.

Need to focus on that completely.

It doesn't work like that. I have to do something.

The symptoms of their sickness aren't getting better, but worse!

I have to do something!

- Do it! - Come on! Throw it!

Good, I'll throw it. Think you can catch it?

I'm an old man, I can't throw that far anymore.

Come a bit closer!

Further, further! That's it!

Divine punishment.

- Are you OK? - Old geezer!

Sorry about that.

Company, at ease!

You're still so fit, dad.

Unlike you.

You can't yet beat your dad.

What a nice view!

You haven't changed at all.

If you've got something to say

just say it to my face!

Yes. Well then. Dad, say,

what do you think about my family?

What do you mean?

Did you notice something abnormal?

Well yeah.

If you ask me like that, they are a bit unique.

They are.

They've all become a bit strange.

Yes, to be honest, they all have diseases of civilization,

some kind of neurosis I think.

If that's the case we should call a doctor

and admit them to a lunatic asylum.

That's nonsense!

Today's doctors are so irresponsible,

I can't entrust my wife and my two children to them.

I can only cure my family with my love.

Calm, keep calm! You don't have to get all worked up.

I know.

Katsukuni, honestly tell me, tell me please.

Am I in your way, living at your house?

No. I'm fine with you being there.

I'm glad actually.

Just if you keep behaving like that, so reckless

the chance exists, I'm afraid

that my family's sickness will get worse.

That's why you have to change.

Behave more according to your age.

I see. You don't have to say anything else.

Everything is clear to me!

I will assist you with your endeavors.

INUMARO

Dad, come over please!

Whose is this? Mine?

First Erika thought too he is a funny grandpa.

But he smells so much.

He smells old, like incense.

That disgusts me, that's so gross!

Besides mom shall not sleep in Erika's room all the time.

She uses all of Erika's make-up.

What's that? I don't even touch it.

No! You're using it!

And do you know what's even worse?

Erika can't do her singing-training anymore

and no acting-exercises. The most important thing for Erika.

So, what are we gonna do about it? I guess there's no way out.

Or do you know a way?

So, where am I supposed to sleep now?

Out there in the doghouse?

Okay! I can just sleep together with Inumaro.

But you have to feed us well.

On all fours I'll eat a lot.

Come on! Stop it!

Dad! What are you planning to do?

It's not much,

but you can buy something small for Masaki and Erika with it.

Please take it.

What does that mean?

- Do you want to...? - I don't like giving money like this.

Buy a dictionary with this.

Put a ribbon on it and give it to them.

I caused Saeko a lot of trouble.

I know I can't really make up for it.

Give her this lucky charm. It's for the whole family.

What happened to you?

Are you going back to my brother?

No! I don't want to be there.

I'm not going back there.

But then, you've nowhere to go.

Put your luggage down for now!

No. No, don't worry about me!

I'm used to sleeping outdoors.

You know, five or six years ago,

I did a bike-tour across Japan.

And now I'm gonna do one on foot.

An adventure. A bit of romanticism.

Please stop that nonsense.

Sit down! Sit down!

Watch it!

Be careful!

Don't move! You hear?

Saeko! Erika!

Grandpa wants to move out. What are we going to do?

Oh, I just remembered, tonight I wanted to

cook something really nice for you and I'm missing some ingredients.

I have to hurry and go shopping.

Near Grandpa it stinks too much,

so I'll go shopping with mom.

Is this really OK for you?

Goodbye!

Masaki!

What happened to you?

You're bleeding.

I worked through the night.

And when I get tired I do this.

In such a tough situation I actually shouldn't disturb you.

But we have to talk about something serious.

Please try not to disturb me.

Grandpa wants to move out and is making a big fuss about it.

We don't have room for him.

That's why I thought about building something for him in the yard.

But only if you agree.

What about Inamuro, then?

Well, yes.

I thought, maybe we could give him to an animal shelter for now.

Does that mean Grandpa is moving into the doghouse?

Nonsense!

Good, so that means I'm going to feed grandpa,

put a collar around his neck and take him for a walk. Right?

- That's nonsense! - I like the idea!

I built that dog house.

But if you want to, you can destroy it.

It's your yard and your house.

You can do what you want.

I'd actually be thankful

if it meant you stopped bothering me!

I understand.

Katsukuni, it'll be best if I...

I got it!

A hole! We dig a hole!

A basement. And we make it into another room.

Since it's my property, my house.

Nobody can object to it.

That's the spirit!

That's your best idea yet!

- Dad! - What?

This will be your room. Do your best!

No problem. I'm gonna do just that.

This can't be.

What's all this? Have you gone insane?

This is the plan. We're building a room here.

For grandpa.

I thought about you when doing it.

From now on you won't be disturbed anymore. The solution.

A good solution, I think. Right?

And where are we going to have dinner tonight?

What happened to our dining room?

What am I going to do with all these?

I finally got a big kitchen.

That's why I used my savings

and bought all these lovely things to cook for you.

Why are you doing this?

Don't worry! No problem!

It'll be done right.

You can watch us in the meantime if you want. And you too.

And Masaki...

now we don't need to destroy your doghouse either.

I don't care about all that. I just want my privacy.

- I really feel happy again. - We'll be done in no time.

Katsukuni, keep it up! Hang in there!

Masaki!

Masaki! Your midnight snack is ready.

No, no.

I don't want it.

No, I said no!

- Who's there? - It's dad.

Come in.

Oh, dad.

What's going on?

You are SO late today!

You...

What do you want?

Why don't you let your mother in?

I feel really sorry for her.

I already told you. If she hangs around me,

I can't concentrate on my acting practice.

Didn't I make that clear?

Sure, sure.

But she sleeps here from tomorrow, understood?

Oh, cut the crap!

After all it's not my fault that she has no room, is it?

Their symptoms have become a lot worse.

There's not much time left.

I have to finish my job as fast as possible.

My proud creation! Casserole!

Oh.

Super.

Dad? Why aren't you at work now?

That's a crazy tool you bought there.

What's that supposed to be?

We'll progress a lot faster with this.

Great! Totally great, Katsukuni!

Super. You're really super.

Dad! Dad! Stop it! Stop that!

Stop it!

Stop it right now, you maniac!

Oh, you can help me.

It'll be a good experience for you.

Dad, stop it dad, stop it!

You maniac! Fucking maniac!

PLEASE PARDON THE INCONVENIENCE

Dad, look!

Here! How about this?

Come on!

Please, finally stop it!

Dying means sixty. Dying means aggrieving.

Dying means not losing one's pride.

Die. Die. Die. Die.

Die. Die. Die. Die.

Die. Die.

Keep it up! Just keep it up!

Just stay calm and keep it up!

Keep it up!

Here they are!

Here they are! White ants!

- White ants? - White ants!

And now?

Insecticide! Quick, get me some!

Insecticide. Understood.

Those damn insects.

Fucking insects.

- Fucking insects. - Here!

Fucking insects.

- Here! - Fucking insects.

I'm gonna get you all!

Breathe that, you beasts!

I'm gonna get you all!

Fire! Fire! It's burning somewhere! Come out of there!

Dad? What's that?

Dad, where are the white ants?

Dad, where are they?

There is a whole nest.

You found an ant nest. White ants!

Fucking insects.

Quick, get me fire!

- Fire? - Bring fire!

Get a move on!

Fucking insects!

Hey!

Fire? Quick, the fire! Quick!

Here you have fire! Here! Here!

Here's gasoline!

Yes, good. Gasoline.Thanks.

- Katsukuni! - Yes!

- Paper! - Yes! Gimme the paper!

- Now water! - Water! Bring it! Quick!

Water! Water!

Now he needs water!

Hey! Where's the water?

- Here's water. - Wait! Here you got water!

- Hurry up! - Dad, hang on!

Hurry up! Hurry up! Help!

Here comes water! Hang on!

Dad, stand up please! Please stand up, yes?

It was really terrible, wasn't it?

But you know darling,

you need to go to work.

Since the day before yesterday they've been calling non-stop.

Look, the hole is already so deep

and we killed all the white ants.

So, you're gonna get dressed now,

eat your breakfast and get going!

If you get fired we'll all starve.

That's why I'm begging you, go now! Yes?

What happened?

A hard-working man like you,

stays away for three days without saying a word.

What happened?

I deeply apologize.

A case of illness in the family.

Then you should have told us.

Is that understood?

Yes.

Good morning.

WHITE ANTS

White ants! White ants!

White ants!

Dad, what's going on? What about work?

Why are you back home already?

Katsukuni? What's up with you?

White ants! They're still there!

They're all gone already!

What have you done?

Dad, come up quickly!

Come up, or you'll drown!

You idiot!

You're a big idiot!

A moron! Really!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

No! No! I've had enough!

I can't take this anymore!

I'm done with this!

I'm leaving!

Thanks for everything until now.

Mom! Don't leave! Don't leave!

Please stay! Please stay!

Just a little longer.

Soon the Kobayashi family...

Kobayashi? What is that?

I don't belong here anymore.

Who are you? What do you want?

Please let go of my arm!

What do you want? Help! I'm being attacked!

Hey! Hey, you two!

Look here! Here!

A farewell letter from Erika!

- A what? - Read it.

"I am going to sacrifice myself all alone.

Please try to become a happy family again.

That's it. Erika."

Quick, quick, go to her!

Hurry up! Find her!

Erika!

I got her! I got her! She's here!

- Erika! - Erika!

Don't be foolish!

Let me! Let me!

Listen to what grandpa has to tell you!

I know, I was bad to you too!

I made mistakes, using your make-up

and I neglected you too. That was my mistake!

I don't want this! I can't take this anymore!

You're animals! You hear me? You're animals!

Just shut up!

If you get any louder, I'll...

Masaki!

Masaki!

Masaki's dead!

- Masaki! - Masaki!

Masaki!

Come back! Masaki! Masaki!

Hello! 911?

Come on back, my boy!

This is the Kobayashi residence at number 4.

Please send an ambulance immediately.

My brother went crazy and fainted.

Please come quickly!

I'm counting on you!

Kobayashi, Katsukuni.

Saeko.

Masaki.

Erika.

Hisakuni.

Katsukuni! What are you doing this late?

What games are you playing in the middle of the night?

Again...? What's that for?

Perfect timing. I have to tell you something.

Please, everybody to the dining room!

What do you want to tell us?

I'm tired.

Haven't you done enough? Stop messing about with us.

Really. Come back to your senses.

If you become sensible I will forgive you.

You're over-exaggerating.

What's with those clothes?

What I'm about to tell you now is of extreme importance to us.

Therefore, concentrate and keep a level head.

Now I will switch on the tape recorder

and give the microphone to each of you.

And then each of you will

say something about the Kobayashi family and yourself.

Before you start talking better all drink some coffee.

Coffee contains caffeine.

For Erika a bit more.

It'll make you more level-headed.

What are you talking about?

Maybe you're feeling a bit off?

Does your head hurt?

I think it's pretty funny.

I don't know what he wants but I was thirsty anyways.

Smells great.

Is the volume OK? Good.

Ladies and gentlemen, our Kobayashi family is invincible.

How was that? Erika, now you!

Mhm. Puh!

That's all?

This spring Erika will debut with this song.

The lyrics are by Matsumoto Takashi.

Music by Otaki Eiichi. It's going to be a big hit.

Can I have your attention please.

What's wrong grandpa?

Hey? Grandpa?

What's wrong with you?

The coffee! The coffee!

Strange.

Dad, did the coffee go off?

You put something in the coffee, didn't you?

What? No way!

You said, it was to get a level head,

but my head feels fuzzy now.

I had strange feeling about this from the start.

What are you planning, dear?

You locked us all up in here and now you want to murder us.

Very well.

I'm afraid that I am now forced to

honestly tell you something That concerns you all.

I wanted to do this quietly,

but I'm afraid that won't work.

You've forced me to be direct.

You are all terribly sick!

Totally mentally impaired!

But you don't know it.

The symptoms

have developed so far,

that no one can help you.

I...

noticed the sickness in you many years ago

and nursed you in my way.

This house, for example.

Health control.

And building the basement.

But now...

I don't know how to continue.

And I've become so tired.

I did everything for your sake. Really everything.

You're in the final state now.

I beg you,

die at last!

So you really did put something in the coffee?

That can't be.

You poisoned...

Yes. That's right.

The ant poison is in the coffee.

I'm ready to die with you too.

So take the mugs,

close your eyes and...

drink it all up!

When you've drunk this you'll finally be free.

This is my last therapy for you.

After I stand by you,

I will follow you instantaneously.

Come on,

drink!

Maniac!

You maniac!

The only one who's sick here is you!

Katsukuni!

You're sick, believe me. Badly sick.

That can't be.

So, you too.

I thought you were the only one of them who wasn't sick.

Don't talk rubbish and don't blame others.

You alone are sick. You're sick in the head! You maniac!

That can't be.

I had a weird feeling for some time.

But you really are sick, aren't you?

Totally right. Dad really is very sick.

I always wanted to say it.

You are hopelessly sick. And you too, brother.

You two are the same. You're a perfect pair!

What? It's clear the geezer's crazy!

But I'm totally sane!

You're the sick one, you nymphomaniac!

How dare you say that!

Shut your trap!

Now both are on the attack.

I didn't think it had already developed this far.

What is this?

Your family? This is not my doing.

It must be in your family's blood!

That's why I'm the only healthy one!

Saeko! What are you saying?

No, that's not true! Erika isn't crazy!

Saeko, I'm sorry, but you are all sick.

- Who are you calling? - I'm calling an ambulance.

Stop it! Stop it!

Don't you get it yet?

What are you doing?

You...

What? Watch it, you maniac! You belong in a lunatic asylum!

You bugger... you dare to offend your father?

You!

I'll show you!

That's the end! This is the end!

Die! I beg you all, die!

Die!

Die!

This is a madhouse!

Why did I have to stay at such a madhouse?

Deal with it yourselves!

Die!

You maniac! Get lost!

You want to kill me? It's not that easy!

Mom! Be careful!

You too! Get lost!

Who are you? Not my daughter anymore, that's for sure!

Mom, stop that!

Mom, please stop that! You're scaring me!

You just shut up!

Save me from all the evil spirits! Save me from all the evil spirits!

Master! I beg you, help me!

I beg you, otherwise I'll be killed!

I beg you master, give me strength! Protect me!

Bring it on!

That...

That hurts!

Finally she shows her true face, the evil snake!

Fuck! Now I'm really angry!

Come here! Right here!

I'm ready to fight, you monster!

Masaki, I'll put you down soon!

You too, dad! I'll crush your brain.

That'll fix your mental problems.

Come on! Huh?

Charge!

Die!

No! No, stop that!

- No! - Look there!

It's the blood! Now you see that it's your blood!

That proves it for sure!

This girl is now my captive.

From this moment on the whole district is

controlled by our company. Surrender unconditionally.

Put down your weapons and surrender!

If you don't follow this instantly,

this captive will be raped now as punishment!

Yes, just do it!

Your three generations can commit incest with each other!

Very well then!

But if you pull me into this, I'll kill you all!

- That hag! - Look!

You better look closely!

Yes.

Yes.

Stop. Don't you dare do that!

Help me.

I'll never let you do that!

Weapons down! This is an order!

This Chinese girl is very mature for her I 3 years.

What are you looking at, stupid? Weapons down, I told you.

We'll all die together anyways.

Yes.

Katsukuni.

I understand your hopeless situation very well.

Maybe it's true that our blood isn't pure...

and that's why we're crazy.

And therefore you didn't have the strength

to defend your surroundings from the enemy.

The strong eat the weak.

That's how it's always been.

Ready! And now I'll switch to single combat.

As a soldier in Manchuria I killed a lot of guerrillas!

Now I'll show you what I got!

Enough! Quit the whining!

Company... march!

One, two! One, two! Company... to the right!

March! One, one, one!

Company... halt!

At ease!

March double quick!

Go, go, go!

Company... halt!

You who have been hiding,

resistance is useless,

this district was conquered and has capitulated.

The war is over!

The war is over!

Here I am, you moron!

Animal!

You beast! You animal!

Animal! Animal! Animal!

What are you doing?

You show a lot of resistance against the victor!

That horny bugger.

I'll make your wish come true.

Digging that hole was pretty exhausting,

but the fight was even worse. A lot worse.

- What is it? - Come here, you beast!

Come on! Come down!

It's finally your turn, too.

I even overlooked that.

Leave me!

Go away!

Get lost!

Stand up, you freak!

This little whore doesn't deserve any better.

I'll show you, old geezer!

I'll crush you like a fly!

Here comes some more!

Fire?

It's burning!

- What? - What's burning?

Fire! Fire!

Extinguish it! Put out the fire!

Phase I! Get help!

Help! Help!

Stay back! I advise you.

Stay back. It's over.

Faster!

Run for cover! Run for cover! Run for cover!

Run for cover! Run for cover!

Oh, oh, I'm alive.

He's alive!

Time for some food.

Huh?

- It's about time to eat. - Huh?

Go on, call the others.

Here Dad,

for you.

After the meal let's all clean up together, OK?

I have to get back to studying. I wasted so much time.

Next week, Erika has an audition. She has to practice.

That was enough work for one day.

You all must be tired too.

I've got bruises all over my body and terrible pains.

That's why I'll have a nice bath and then go right to bed.

That's not OK.

You always only think of yourself.

That's why this whole thing happened.

Good. That's the best solution!

I beg you, stop it!

Hey, Dad! What are you up to again?

You maniac, crazy geezer! Just give it up!

Katsukuni. You still haven't come to your senses.

Stop it! What'll happen to our house?

- Dad, stop it! - Stop it, I said!

You'd better be careful not to hurt yourself. Go away from here!

No! That's not okay! Think of Erika!

Dad! Think how hard it was getting this house!

It's not that bad if it's just a bit broken.

But if it's completely destroyed, where will we go?

Moron! You can't be saved anymore!

Don't worry. Dad isn't crazy at all.

My doing is the result of thorough thinking.

I'll destroy the house...

to start a new life with you.

We need to make a clean slate

and start anew.

Be quiet and watch.

No, don't do that! The whole house is breaking apart!

Stop it! Just stop it! Stop it!

Brother, stop it! Don't join in!

Stop it!

Don't do that!

Don't do that!

Don't do that!

Don't do that! Don't do that!

Stop that! Stop that! Stop it!

Erika! You alone...

you alone are not yet sure why we are doing this.

Your dad is really brave.

That's clear evidence

of him being my son.

Mom never looked up that much to dad before.

I've fallen in love with him all over again.

Erika, that's dangerous. Get away from there!

No, no. Erika stays here!

Erika stays here.

Attention! Be careful now!

Out! Get outta here!

Quick! Quick! Quick!

LAND FOR SALE

Starring

Katsuya Kobayashi

Mitsuko Baisho

Yoshiki Arizono Yuki Kudo

Kazuhiko Kishino Toyoko Koumi

Akira Ogata Iwao Hayashizaki

Nobuhiro Gomori Yoshinori Inoue

Hirona Takahashi Kunihiro Ide

Alex Ablamov

Hitoshi Ueki

Directed by Sogo Ishii