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Oh my god, Ryan, why do you have to be such a fucking nerd?

What? Look.

This is Star Wars, okay? It's the most important movie in the history of the

universe.

I'm just saying, maybe if you had some manlier hobbies, girls would actually be

into you.

Okay. Why does my stepsister have to be so mean?

I mean, you just play with that thing more than you play with your dick.

Okay. Is that a good thing? What are you saying?

I'm just saying, maybe you should use your real lightsaber more.

Okay.

Should I take my dick out? Are you trying to have sex?

Maybe in another galaxy.

What?

What are you up to?

Nothing.

What's up with the outfit?

Well, I don't know. I've just been really mean to you lately and I thought

would dress up as Ray for you to make it up to you.

Wow. Whoa.

That looks really good.

And I thought about it more and I actually think the nerd thing is kind of

What? Really?

Whoa. What's gotten into you?

I thought I would make it up to you.

Oh.

Okay. What are you doing?

So hot I can't believe this is happening

You are really sexy in that outfit.

So I was right. You did want me to take my dick out.

I like playing with your lifesaver.

You have two lightsabers.

movies with you.