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You know, ever since they added salads to the menu

this place isn't half bad.

You guys should really try eating something green,

and mint chip ice cream doesn't count,

or key lime pie.

[chatting, laughing]

What are you staring at?

Who's that guy with Lyle?

We're gonna beat Crosstown.

Oh, that must be Leroy.

He's visiting Lyle.

They were best friends

until Leroy's dad won all that money in the bull riding circuit,

and they moved to Daventry Valley.

- Wow. - Now Lyle won't shut up about how great he is.

I don't know what the big deal is.

My best friend growing up was a shark-faced man action figure.

You don't hear me talking about it.

You never stop talking about it.

That's because he's an astronaut with a shark head

who's afraid of water but not afraid of exploring the stars.

How long is Leroy visiting?

Because I'd hate the thought of him being all lonely

in Daventry Hills.

[laughs]

Dude looks like a cramp.

He's high-fived like...

26 times since he walked in here.

I mean, Lyle has football and homework

and football...

Collar popped.

Giant designer donkey logo on his shirt.

All we need is a chest bump to certify

this guy is a cramp wad.

[grunting]

- There it is! - [makes buzzer sound]

We got a crampy. Secure the perimeter.

Diverting all power to the deflector shield.

Brace for crampy impact

- in five, four, three, two-- - [making buzzing sounds]

Why do I hang out with you guys?

...one. [buzz down]

Guys, I want you to meet Leroy.

Leroy, this is Wyatt, Dante, and Angie.

- [Wyatt and Dante] Hey. - Hi.

I'm Angie,

but you already knew that because Lyle just told you.

[cackles]

It's awesome to meet you guys.

You're Sir Bickle, right?

I've seen you in Conqueror of All Worlds.

- You're an animal. - [chuckles]

And Black Death.

I want to shake your hand.

I once saw you single-handedly

annihilate a flock of exploding minis.

I may have done that once or twice

or 12 times.

Lyle didn't tell us you played the game.

Leroy is a level 81 Road Marsh Elf.

- Holy chivalry. - Level 81?

And, Angie, Lyle tells me you're class president.

- [giggles] Yeah. - I'm president of my class, too.

We should compare notes, share tips.

Yeah, like, right now, seriously, anytime is fine.

Oh, you meant later. Later's good, too.

So what's with this wall of ketchup and mustard and stuff?

You guy think a burger's going to attack you?

[fake laughing]

Oh, this is nothing.

Not that Dante can even eat a hamburger

with those railroad tracks in his teeth.

[others laughing]

I'm just messing with you, man. I'm messing with you.

He's joking. It's good you're wearing them.

It'll make you look normal one day.

So Wednesday. Meet here at 6:00?

It's a date.

Not that you asked me on a date.

Oh, no. No, it'll just be two class presidents

talking about student bodies.

[laughs] That's not what I meant.

It can be a date.

Yay! It's a date.

Hey, you, give me your ketchup.

Yeah, sure, pal.

[whispering] Watch this.

Here you go.

Dang it.

Now I have to squirt ketchup on the rest of my shirt.

Classic, Leroy.

Level 81 rogue in your mind,

but level 150 prankster in your heart.

Really? The pinhole in the ketchup bottle.

I did that last month. No one thought it was funny.

Come on, Leroy. I've got some more people I want you to meet.

Cool.

Let's roll, everybody.

We don't usually do the rounds with Lyle

at Bear Superstar Diner.

We like to play it cool, huh, Lyle?

No, I get that. You guys are kind of lame.

Psyche!

I'm just playing.

Oh, finesse. Psyche squared.

Come on, you guys are way too cool to leave behind.

- Let's go. - Okay!

Yeah, it's a date.

Just your run-of-the-mill warehouse.

Half pipe, fashion conscious dinosaur,

and the amazing Double-Dash Dan.

He's a one-of-a-kind electromagnetic robo-sapien job-bot

programmed to run forever.

Yeah, he's priceless,

and he's been running on that treadmill for about 10 years.

He's like the robot brother I never had.

Whoa.

Check out that big-screen TV. Can I the game on that?

[Wyatt] Yeah, man, I'm telling you,

you have not gutted a Fartful Prairie Giant

until you've done it on 60 inches

of HD liquid crystal.

Just a second.

Just don't lose the remote.

You keep it in this holster at all times.

- That's sweet. - No, this is sweet.

[Wyatt chuckles]

[hoots]

There's one with carrots and celery in the fridge.

I guess we better get to school.

Make yourself at home, Leroy.

We'll be back after school.

[together] Hoo-ah!

Ah, yes.

Uh, you think-- you think maybe it's cool if...

Bump it up.

[grunt]

Yes!

Leroy better not mess with anything

or lose this remote.

Oh, nerds, I'll catch up with you guys.

All right, Double-Dash Dan,

let's see if you can triple dash.

[Leroy laughing]

[laughing turns maniacal]

It was no accident.

Leroy said, "All right, Double-Dash Dan,

let's see if you can triple dash."

Then he cranked up the speed,

and when our poor Double-Dash Dan fell into pieces,

he laughed like this.

[maniacal]

Leroy couldn't have done it on purpose.

You're just jealous because everybody likes his pranks.

- Thank you. - Mm-hm.

Wyatt, trust me.

Trouble knows trouble,

and this guy Leroy is mondo trouble.

No, he's not.

He's just a fun prankster

that everybody loves.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Beautiful day, isn't it?

[thunder cracks]

What's up with you?

You look all nice and pretty and stuff.

What do you mean, what's with me?

I feel great.

Lyle, that is a cool shirt.

[chuckles]

Dante, did you cut your hair?

Something looks different.

No, I brushed my teeth this morning.

[gasps] Yeah, you did.

Your gums look less puffy.

And, Wyatt, you're also here.

- What? No compliment for me? - Oh, Wyatt, you're so funny.

- Oh. Ka-ching. - [Angie] I've got to go.

I have a date with Leroy tomorrow,

and I have to buy a dress from a store with a no-questions return policy.

- [cackles] - [Lyle chuckles]

Man, I haven't seen a girl that excited about a date

since the last time I asked a girl out on a date.

Let's hope he treats her

better than he treated Double-Dash Dan.

[thunder cracks]

Yeah, it was weird.

He just started running faster and faster,

then fell and boom,

pieces everywhere.

I tried to stop it.

You tried to stop it.

That makes sense.

Hey, you running a raid on the Fjords of Flail Land?

Uh-huh.

Let me show you something.

See, you saw Leroy try and stop it, not break it.

- [pieces clatter] - [huffs]

Why won't you believe me?

I have a perfect record of truth telling.

Okay, I've made up some pretty wild stuff,

but only to Barbara.

I am telling the truth right now.

- [others chattering] - [online game whooshing]

- [Lyle] Wizza in the house. - Later, dudes.

Try not to accidentally destroy anything else.

[chuckles] Okay.

Hey, Leroy, I've got to head back for football.

You want to come watch? Man, I'd love to,

but if I don't finish running these fjords,

I will lose a ton of gold.

[Irish accent] All in the hand losing me gold.

[chuckles]

I'll meet you back at your house.

All right, cool, man.

See you.

[game flutters]

I can't believe you're level 81 Road Marsh Elf.

I've never seen one that high level before.

I've played the same character

25 hours a week three years straight,

and it's been worth it.

Oh, Wyatt, I found the coolest thing ever.

It's like a leaf blower,

but instead of blowing air,

it shoots out a thin coat of ice.

Oh, yeah, the Frost Thrower 550.

The guy who owns this place invented it

to frost root bear mugs.

But you know what else you can use a Frost Thrower 550 for?

What?

Nah, never mind, you won't do it.

You're not a prank guy.

What? I'm the prince of Pranksville, man.

I'm a bad, old-school prankster.

Hit me with it.

Look, if you do this prank,

you're going to have girls swarming all over you,

thinking you're hilarious

wanting your phone number,

I don't want to burden you with that.

We are definitely doing this.

What is it?

Perfect.

[growling]

[crackling]

[class bell rings]

[students chattering]

My office, Mr. Black.

I don't understand.

You are one of my favorite students.

If you give me any plausible explanation,

I will not give you detention.

Seriously, any explanation and we can both get out of here.

There's no explanation. I did a terrible thing.

Take my name out of the running for outstanding citizen award

and give me detention.

Oh, there's really no need to--

It's done! I've got a detention. Justice has been served.

There's nothing more to be said.

What just happened here?

Now you're turning on Leroy, Wyatt,

just because he suggested a prank

that you couldn't pull off?

Lyle, I did pull it off,

and it wasn't just a prank.

It was an act of icy cold danger and destruction.

Yes, sir, uh-huh.

He said that everybody would laugh.

Oh, yeah, sing it, sister.

He said my name would go down in school history

for the best prank ever.

He lured you, an honor student,

to a life of pranking crime.

Oh, you have seen the light of the darkness, my friend.

- You have seen the light of the darkness. - I've seen the light.

- Say it with me. Leroy is-- - Leroy is--

Hey! You guys just don't know Leroy.

I've known him since we were babies.

He's a cool dude.

He's just serious fun.

He's not out to hurt anyone.

Wake up and smell it, Lyle.

Leroy's funny and charming

and has an evil genius charisma.

Come on.

Hi, guys.

The rain was beautiful,

but now it's sunny,

and then there's these adorable little puddles.

[laughing] Oh.

So I'm trying out some looks for my date.

Which one makes me look more interested

in what you have to say?

Or...

Or...

- Hey, Angie. - Yeah.

About Leroy, he's--

[splashes]

Leroy's what?

Leroy's fine.

Yeah, just-- you'll have a good time.

Also, look number three

makes you look like you have to go to the bathroom

I'd do a one-two mash-up.

Oh, okay, so...

and...

Perfect.

Thanks, Wyatt.

Technically, this counts as a bath, right?

So that cold cut Leroy

talked you into doing that stupid prank?

Yeah.

Dude, maybe if you spent more time out in the world

and less time playing videogames,

you'd be more streetwise.

Nothing could've prepared me for Leroy.

That guy could've sold a six-headed ax

to a snorkeling forest gorkel.

And you gave yourself detention?

What kind of angle are you working there,

trying to dodge punishment from Mom and Dad?

There was nothing to dodge.

They were actually happy that I got in trouble.

Apparently they were worried I'm too good.

Are you kidding me?

You're the worst older brother ever.

You're supposed to blaze a trail of destruction for me,

but no, I'm the one

who's been breaking them in for you.

Okay, time to blow off some steam.

Black Death is in the house.

Sir Bickle at your skull-cracking service.

Wizza at the ready,

and I have a little surprise.

Greetings from Malph the Road Marsh Elf.

Awesome.

Uninvited surprise guest, yay.

What were you thinking, Wizza?

All right, hey, hey, listen up.

We need Leroy because tonight

is the night that we finally raid the foundry

of the Silversmith Dwarves.

Wait, where are you, Leroy?

I'm at the warehouse. Can't get enough of this big screen.

Dude, you let him in the warehouse again?

I'm signing off. This-- This is borked.

No, no, no, Neverfail needs you, Bickle.

We only got one shot at this.

With the four of us together,

we can definitely take them.

All right, all right.

So what's the plan?

Okay, timing is key.

Bickle, you use skull cracking to knock out the guard.

Black Death,

you just blast a tone of marvelous magnetic leaches

that will stick to their weapons.

I'll cast a spell to extinguish--

Leroy Yastrzemski! [laughing]

What is he doing? This isn't the plan.

They see us! Fire!

[tapping keys] I can't. I can't.

[Leroy laughing]

I'm skewered! Help, man.

Problems of my own.

A dwarf just chopped off my head.

I am bleeding out!

[Leroy laughing]

No. No, no, no-- Oh. Oh, I'm dead.

And so am I. [groans]

See ya, suckers.

I knew we shouldn't have let him in with Neverfail.

Doesn't he have something better to do?

Oh, no. Oh, no.

- Wait, what? - What?

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no...

Leroy's not coming. I'm sorry.

Oh, maybe he just got stuck in traffic

or got sick or had to rescue puppies from a burning building,

something.

No, Angie, he just forgot.

How do you know?

Because I just saw him on-line.

He was playing the game 10 minutes ago.

Oh.

I told you, Lyle,

Leroy is a crampasaurus.

Leroy can break our robot, get Wyatt detention,

and even ruin my Silversmith Dwarf raid,

but there's no way I'm letting him get away

with hurting our Angie.

We're going to teach that dude a lesson.

About time-za. Let's do this.

Leroy made us all look like fools.

I think it's time to teach my old friend a lesson.

Let's unleash a trash troll on him.

Trash troll. Brilliant, Wizza.

That'll show him. How will that show him?

Because trash trolls don't just defeat you.

They put you in a gunnysack, dangle your gear,

and you never get it back.

Is that good?

That's three years of game play down the drain.

Leroy's going to lose all his gold

and his armor and his weapons.

Oh, that will show him! That'll show him real good.

That's exactly the kind of in-game non-reality based punishment

I can really get behind.

Let's rock this thing, nerds! [grunts]

All right, I'll cast a spell on the trash troll,

to teleport him on top of Leroy.

Time for some sanitation relocation.

Nice.

All right, wait for it.

Hold on, wait for it.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

I'm waiting and no trash troll.

What?

Where else could he be?

[beeping]

HQ. There's a trash troll in the real world.

Dude, your spell just accidentally leaked a monster into HQ.

Leroy's at HQ.

- Yes! - [hitting, grunting]

Leroy! Leroy, are you in here?

[electric crackling]

This place is trashed.

Oh, no.

The trash troll must've got him.

Wait, why "oh, no"? Wasn't that the plan?

It was in the game, but not in real life.

[gasps]

[screams]

Trash troll footprints! Do you know what that means?

We can track him.

I was thinking it means

the trash troll has dirty feet, but yeah,

we can track him.

Let's weapon up.

Come on!

[troll growling]

[Leroy screaming]

Help me! Help!

Just make sure you hit the trash troll

and not Leroy.

[machine revving up]

[all shout]

[screams]

[yelping]

[gasping]

A blind compliance!

[screaming]

I got this.

Time for you to cool down, you slimy creep.

Nice shot.

[crackling]

I wasn't aiming for the troll.

[together] Yes!

[Leroy] Get me out of here!

Hey, Leroy, Leroy,

I gotcha. I gotcha.

[whimpering]

Lyle, there was a trash troll. It's real.

It attacked me, stole my shoes and my wallet.

What are you saying, Leroy, that a trash troll robbed you in real life?

Yeah, put me in a sack.

It was horrible.

Gotcha. [laughs]

What?

We just pranked you, dude.

[maniacal laughter]

And you fell for it.

You went too far. It wasn't funny.

- Oh. - It wasn't just a prank.

There's something else going on here,

and I'm not going to be quiet about it.

I'm telling my mom. I'm going home right now.

[chuckles]

Hey, Dante, sorry I didn't listen to you about Leroy.

I guess I just didn't want to believe

that somebody I thought was so cool

would be so uncool.

Hey, I'm sorry that your childhood friend

turned out to be such a crampsickle.

Blah, blah, blah.

I got stood up.

Who's buying me dinner?

Guess it's me.

Thank you, Wyatt.

- I knew it would be you. - Oh.

Yeah, you run so much slower than Dante and Lyle.

- Hey. - You never had a shot at getting away, really.

[laughing]

These mugs of root beer look perfectly frosted.

Why didn't Max ever sell this?

Uh, I think I know why.

[grunting]

[garbled] I discovered another reason.

Ooh.

How does it taste?

I don't know.

I can't feel my tongue.

- Oh, you don't say. - Aah!