All language subtitles for Level Up.S1.E5 - Leroy - English [CC].ttml2

You know, ever since they
added salads to the menu

this place isn't half bad.

You guys should really try
eating something green,

and mint chip ice cream
doesn't count,

or key lime pie.

[chatting, laughing]

What are you staring at?

Who's that guy with Lyle?

We're gonna beat Crosstown.

Oh, that must be Leroy.

He's visiting Lyle.

They were best friends

until Leroy's dad
won all that money
in the bull riding circuit,

and they moved
to Daventry Valley.

- Wow.
- Now Lyle won't shut up
about how great he is.

I don't know
what the big deal is.

My best friend growing up
was a shark-faced man
action figure.

You don't hear me talking
about it.

You never stop talking
about it.

That's because he's
an astronaut with a shark head

who's afraid of water
but not afraid of exploring
the stars.

How long is Leroy visiting?

Because I'd hate the thought
of him being all lonely

in Daventry Hills.

[laughs]

Dude looks like a cramp.

He's high-fived like...

26 times since he walked
in here.

I mean, Lyle has football
and homework

and football...

Collar popped.

Giant designer donkey logo
on his shirt.

All we need is a chest bump
to certify

this guy is a cramp wad.

[grunting]

- There it is!
- [makes buzzer sound]

We got a crampy.
Secure the perimeter.

Diverting all power
to the deflector shield.

Brace for crampy impact

- in five, four, three, two--
- [making buzzing sounds]

Why do I hang out
with you guys?

...one.
[buzz down]

Guys, I want you
to meet Leroy.

Leroy, this is
Wyatt, Dante, and Angie.

- [Wyatt and Dante] Hey.
- Hi.

I'm Angie,

but you already knew that
because Lyle just told you.

[cackles]

It's awesome to meet
you guys.

You're Sir Bickle, right?

I've seen you in
Conqueror of All Worlds.

- You're an animal.
- [chuckles]

And Black Death.

I want to shake your hand.

I once saw you
single-handedly

annihilate a flock
of exploding minis.

I may have done that
once or twice

or 12 times.

Lyle didn't tell us
you played the game.

Leroy is a level 81
Road Marsh Elf.

- Holy chivalry.
- Level 81?

And, Angie, Lyle tells me
you're class president.

- [giggles] Yeah.
- I'm president of my class,
too.

We should compare notes,
share tips.

Yeah, like, right now,
seriously, anytime is fine.

Oh, you meant later.
Later's good, too.

So what's with this wall
of ketchup and mustard
and stuff?

You guy think a burger's
going to attack you?

[fake laughing]

Oh, this is nothing.

Not that Dante can even eat
a hamburger

with those railroad tracks
in his teeth.

[others laughing]

I'm just messing
with you, man.
I'm messing with you.

He's joking.
It's good you're wearing them.

It'll make you look normal
one day.

So Wednesday.
Meet here at 6:00?

It's a date.

Not that you asked me
on a date.

Oh, no.
No, it'll just be
two class presidents

talking about student bodies.

[laughs]
That's not what I meant.

It can be a date.

Yay! It's a date.

Hey, you,
give me your ketchup.

Yeah, sure, pal.

[whispering]
Watch this.

Here you go.

Dang it.

Now I have to squirt ketchup
on the rest of my shirt.

Classic, Leroy.

Level 81 rogue in your mind,

but level 150 prankster
in your heart.

Really? The pinhole
in the ketchup bottle.

I did that last month.
No one thought it was funny.

Come on, Leroy.
I've got some more people
I want you to meet.

Cool.

Let's roll, everybody.

We don't usually do
the rounds with Lyle

at Bear Superstar Diner.

We like to play it cool,
huh, Lyle?

No, I get that.
You guys are kind of lame.

Psyche!

I'm just playing.

Oh, finesse.
Psyche squared.

Come on, you guys are way
too cool to leave behind.

- Let's go.
- Okay!

Yeah, it's a date.

Just your run-of-the-mill
warehouse.

Half pipe,
fashion conscious dinosaur,

and the amazing
Double-Dash Dan.

He's a one-of-a-kind
electromagnetic
robo-sapien job-bot

programmed to run forever.

Yeah, he's priceless,

and he's been running on that
treadmill for about 10 years.

He's like the robot brother
I never had.

Whoa.

Check out that big-screen TV.
Can I the game on that?

[Wyatt]
Yeah, man, I'm telling you,

you have not gutted
a Fartful Prairie Giant

until you've done it
on 60 inches

of HD liquid crystal.

Just a second.

Just don't lose the remote.

You keep it in this holster
at all times.

- That's sweet.
- No, this is sweet.

[Wyatt chuckles]

[hoots]

There's one with carrots
and celery in the fridge.

I guess we better get
to school.

Make yourself at home, Leroy.

We'll be back after school.

[together]
Hoo-ah!

Ah, yes.

Uh, you think--
you think maybe
it's cool if...

Bump it up.

[grunt]

Yes!

Leroy better not mess
with anything

or lose this remote.

Oh, nerds,
I'll catch up with you guys.

All right, Double-Dash Dan,

let's see
if you can triple dash.

[Leroy laughing]

[laughing turns maniacal]

It was no accident.

Leroy said, "All right,
Double-Dash Dan,

let's see
if you can triple dash."

Then he cranked up the speed,

and when our poor Double-Dash
Dan fell into pieces,

he laughed like this.

[maniacal]

Leroy couldn't have done it
on purpose.

You're just jealous because
everybody likes his pranks.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

Wyatt, trust me.

Trouble knows trouble,

and this guy Leroy
is mondo trouble.

No, he's not.

He's just a fun prankster

that everybody loves.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Beautiful day, isn't it?

[thunder cracks]

What's up with you?

You look all nice and pretty
and stuff.

What do you mean,
what's with me?

I feel great.

Lyle, that is a cool shirt.

[chuckles]

Dante, did you cut your hair?

Something looks different.

No, I brushed
my teeth this morning.

[gasps]
Yeah, you did.

Your gums look less puffy.

And, Wyatt, you're also here.

- What? No compliment for me?
- Oh, Wyatt, you're so funny.

- Oh. Ka-ching.
- [Angie] I've got to go.

I have a date
with Leroy tomorrow,

and I have to buy a dress
from a store with
a no-questions return policy.

- [cackles]
- [Lyle chuckles]

Man, I haven't seen a girl
that excited about a date

since the last time I asked
a girl out on a date.

Let's hope he treats her

better than he treated
Double-Dash Dan.

[thunder cracks]

Yeah, it was weird.

He just started running
faster and faster,

then fell and boom,

pieces everywhere.

I tried to stop it.

You tried to stop it.

That makes sense.

Hey, you running a raid
on the Fjords of Flail Land?

Uh-huh.

Let me show you something.

See, you saw Leroy try
and stop it, not break it.

- [pieces clatter]
- [huffs]

Why won't you believe me?

I have a perfect record
of truth telling.

Okay, I've made up
some pretty wild stuff,

but only to Barbara.

I am telling
the truth right now.

- [others chattering]
- [online game whooshing]

- [Lyle] Wizza in the house.
- Later, dudes.

Try not to accidentally
destroy anything else.

[chuckles]
Okay.

Hey, Leroy, I've got to head
back for football.

You want to come watch?
Man, I'd love to,

but if I don't finish
running these fjords,

I will lose a ton of gold.

[Irish accent]
All in the hand losing
me gold.

[chuckles]

I'll meet you back
at your house.

All right, cool, man.

See you.

[game flutters]

I can't believe you're
level 81 Road Marsh Elf.

I've never seen one
that high level before.

I've played the same character

25 hours a week
three years straight,

and it's been worth it.

Oh, Wyatt,
I found the coolest thing ever.

It's like a leaf blower,

but instead of blowing air,

it shoots out
a thin coat of ice.

Oh, yeah,
the Frost Thrower 550.

The guy who owns this place
invented it

to frost root bear mugs.

But you know what
else you can use
a Frost Thrower 550 for?

What?

Nah, never mind,
you won't do it.

You're not a prank guy.

What? I'm the prince
of Pranksville, man.

I'm a bad,
old-school prankster.

Hit me with it.

Look, if you do this prank,

you're going to have girls
swarming all over you,

thinking you're hilarious

wanting your phone number,

I don't want to burden you
with that.

We are definitely doing this.

What is it?

Perfect.

[growling]

[crackling]

[class bell rings]

[students chattering]

My office, Mr. Black.

I don't understand.

You are one
of my favorite students.

If you give me
any plausible explanation,

I will not give you detention.

Seriously, any explanation
and we can both get
out of here.

There's no explanation.
I did a terrible thing.

Take my name out of the running
for outstanding citizen award

and give me detention.

Oh, there's really
no need to--

It's done!
I've got a detention.
Justice has been served.

There's nothing more
to be said.

What just happened here?

Now you're turning on Leroy,
Wyatt,

just because he suggested
a prank

that you couldn't pull off?

Lyle, I did pull it off,

and it wasn't just a prank.

It was an act of icy cold
danger and destruction.

Yes, sir, uh-huh.

He said
that everybody would laugh.

Oh, yeah, sing it, sister.

He said my name would go down
in school history

for the best prank ever.

He lured you,
an honor student,

to a life of pranking crime.

Oh, you have seen the light
of the darkness, my friend.

- You have seen the light
of the darkness.
- I've seen the light.

- Say it with me.
Leroy is--
- Leroy is--

Hey! You guys
just don't know Leroy.

I've known him
since we were babies.

He's a cool dude.

He's just serious fun.

He's not out to hurt anyone.

Wake up and smell it, Lyle.

Leroy's funny and charming

and has
an evil genius charisma.

Come on.

Hi, guys.

The rain was beautiful,

but now it's sunny,

and then there's these
adorable little puddles.

[laughing]
Oh.

So I'm trying out some looks
for my date.

Which one makes me
look more interested

in what you have to say?

Or...

Or...

- Hey, Angie.
- Yeah.

About Leroy, he's--

[splashes]

Leroy's what?

Leroy's fine.

Yeah, just--
you'll have a good time.

Also, look number three

makes you look like
you have to go
to the bathroom

I'd do a one-two mash-up.

Oh, okay, so...

and...

Perfect.

Thanks, Wyatt.

Technically, this counts
as a bath, right?

So that cold cut Leroy

talked you into doing
that stupid prank?

Yeah.

Dude, maybe if you spent
more time out in the world

and less time
playing videogames,

you'd be more streetwise.

Nothing could've prepared me
for Leroy.

That guy could've sold
a six-headed ax

to a snorkeling forest gorkel.

And you gave yourself
detention?

What kind of angle
are you working there,

trying to dodge punishment
from Mom and Dad?

There was nothing to dodge.

They were actually happy
that I got in trouble.

Apparently they were worried
I'm too good.

Are you kidding me?

You're the worst
older brother ever.

You're supposed to blaze
a trail of destruction for me,

but no, I'm the one

who's been breaking them in
for you.

Okay, time to blow off
some steam.

Black Death is in the house.

Sir Bickle at your
skull-cracking service.

Wizza at the ready,

and I have a little surprise.

Greetings from Malph
the Road Marsh Elf.

Awesome.

Uninvited surprise guest,
yay.

What were you thinking, Wizza?

All right, hey, hey,
listen up.

We need Leroy because tonight

is the night that we finally
raid the foundry

of the Silversmith Dwarves.

Wait, where are you, Leroy?

I'm at the warehouse.
Can't get enough
of this big screen.

Dude, you let him
in the warehouse again?

I'm signing off.
This-- This is borked.

No, no, no,
Neverfail needs you, Bickle.

We only got one shot at this.

With the four of us together,

we can definitely take them.

All right, all right.

So what's the plan?

Okay, timing is key.

Bickle, you use skull cracking
to knock out the guard.

Black Death,

you just blast a tone
of marvelous magnetic leaches

that will stick
to their weapons.

I'll cast a spell
to extinguish--

Leroy Yastrzemski!
[laughing]

What is he doing?
This isn't the plan.

They see us!
Fire!

[tapping keys]
I can't.
I can't.

[Leroy laughing]

I'm skewered!
Help, man.

Problems of my own.

A dwarf just chopped off
my head.

I am bleeding out!

[Leroy laughing]

No. No, no, no-- Oh.
Oh, I'm dead.

And so am I.
[groans]

See ya, suckers.

I knew we shouldn't have
let him in with Neverfail.

Doesn't he have something
better to do?

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

- Wait, what?
- What?

Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no...

Leroy's not coming.
I'm sorry.

Oh, maybe he just got stuck
in traffic

or got sick or had
to rescue puppies
from a burning building,

something.

No, Angie, he just forgot.

How do you know?

Because I just saw him
on-line.

He was playing the game
10 minutes ago.

Oh.

I told you, Lyle,

Leroy is a crampasaurus.

Leroy can break our robot,
get Wyatt detention,

and even ruin
my Silversmith Dwarf raid,

but there's no way
I'm letting him get away

with hurting our Angie.

We're going to teach
that dude a lesson.

About time-za.
Let's do this.

Leroy made us all look
like fools.

I think it's time to teach
my old friend a lesson.

Let's unleash
a trash troll on him.

Trash troll.
Brilliant, Wizza.

That'll show him.
How will that show him?

Because trash trolls
don't just defeat you.

They put you in a gunnysack,
dangle your gear,

and you never get it back.

Is that good?

That's three years of game
play down the drain.

Leroy's going to lose
all his gold

and his armor
and his weapons.

Oh, that will show him!
That'll show him real good.

That's exactly the kind
of in-game non-reality based
punishment

I can really get behind.

Let's rock this thing, nerds!
[grunts]

All right, I'll cast
a spell on the trash troll,

to teleport him
on top of Leroy.

Time for some sanitation
relocation.

Nice.

All right, wait for it.

Hold on, wait for it.

Wait for it.
Wait for it.

I'm waiting
and no trash troll.

What?

Where else could he be?

[beeping]

HQ. There's a trash troll
in the real world.

Dude, your spell just
accidentally leaked a monster
into HQ.

Leroy's at HQ.

- Yes!
- [hitting, grunting]

Leroy!
Leroy, are you in here?

[electric crackling]

This place is trashed.

Oh, no.

The trash troll
must've got him.

Wait, why "oh, no"?
Wasn't that the plan?

It was in the game,
but not in real life.

[gasps]

[screams]

Trash troll footprints!
Do you know what that means?

We can track him.

I was thinking it means

the trash troll
has dirty feet, but yeah,

we can track him.

Let's weapon up.

Come on!

[troll growling]

[Leroy screaming]

Help me!
Help!

Just make sure you hit
the trash troll

and not Leroy.

[machine revving up]

[all shout]

[screams]

[yelping]

[gasping]

A blind compliance!

[screaming]

I got this.

Time for you to cool down,
you slimy creep.

Nice shot.

[crackling]

I wasn't aiming
for the troll.

[together]
Yes!

[Leroy]
Get me out of here!

Hey, Leroy, Leroy,

I gotcha. I gotcha.

[whimpering]

Lyle, there was a trash troll.
It's real.

It attacked me,
stole my shoes and my wallet.

What are you saying, Leroy,
that a trash troll robbed you
in real life?

Yeah, put me in a sack.

It was horrible.

Gotcha.
[laughs]

What?

We just pranked you, dude.

[maniacal laughter]

And you fell for it.

You went too far.
It wasn't funny.

- Oh.
- It wasn't just a prank.

There's something else
going on here,

and I'm not going to be
quiet about it.

I'm telling my mom.
I'm going home right now.

[chuckles]

Hey, Dante,
sorry I didn't listen
to you about Leroy.

I guess I just didn't want
to believe

that somebody I thought
was so cool

would be so uncool.

Hey, I'm sorry
that your childhood friend

turned out to be
such a crampsickle.

Blah, blah, blah.

I got stood up.

Who's buying me dinner?

Guess it's me.

Thank you, Wyatt.

- I knew it would be you.
- Oh.

Yeah, you run so much slower
than Dante and Lyle.

- Hey.
- You never had a shot
at getting away, really.

[laughing]

These mugs of root beer
look perfectly frosted.

Why didn't Max ever sell this?

Uh, I think I know why.

[grunting]

[garbled]
I discovered another reason.

Ooh.

How does it taste?

I don't know.

I can't feel my tongue.

- Oh, you don't say.
- Aah!