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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hmm?
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That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.
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It can't be.
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Tai Lung.
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I have returned to
take what is mine.
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Which is everything
that is yours.
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Let it be known from the highest mountain
to the lowest valley that Tai Lung lives,
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and no one will
stand in his way.
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Not even the great
Dragon Warrior.
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Oh, where is Po?
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He was supposed to
be here hours ago.
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Ping, will you
please just relax?
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I am relaxed!
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Okay. I'm sure Po is fine.
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But what if he's sick?
What if he's hurt?
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What if he's hungry?
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Don't get your
noodles in a twist.
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If I know our son, he's probably just
kicking back and catching some rays.
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Kung fu!
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Whoa! That's bad.
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Whoa! Getting worse.
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Whoa!
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Ah, come on!
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Ha-ha!
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Okay, big guy. We're really
gonna have to wrap this up.
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Whee!
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- Oink.
- Oink.
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Again, again!
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- That was fun.
- Let's do that again.
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And next time, keep your
surf off their turf.
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I'm late. I'm late.
Ooh, I'm late.
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The Dragon Warrior is back!
- It's the Dragon Warrior!
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Was, is and always will be.
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We love you, Dragon Warrior!
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And I love you too, adoring fan.
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Sign my scroll. Sign my hat.
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Sign my shirt. Okay, okay.
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I'll sign whatever you want.
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Po!
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Master Shifu!
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Here, let me just...
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There, that's much... worse.
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We have to talk.
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Absolutely. Let's talk.
Right after the ceremony.
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- Let's go!
- Ceremony?
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What ceremony?
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The Staff of Wisdom. Ooh.
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Given to me by Master
Oogway himself. Aah.
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It is said that whoever
possesses this staff
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has the power to travel
between the realms.
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The power to unlock the
door to the Spirit Realm.
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And now, the power to open
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the all-new Dragon
Warrior Noodles and Tofu.
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Where the broth has kick and
the bean curd's a knockout.
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Dragon Warrior!
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Will the Furious
Five be here too?
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Unfortunately, no.
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They're off on super
cool kung fu missions.
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Tigress is taking on the
free-range chicken gang.
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Monkey's hot on the trail
of the missing macaque.
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Crane was crowned king
of the Crocodilians.
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Crane! Long story.
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Viper's wrapping up peace talks
between the cobras and the mongooses.
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Or is it mongeese?
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And Mantis?
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Well, he's just trying to keep his
blushing bride from biting his head off.
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Just 'cause they're
not here in person
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doesn't mean they're not
here as life-sized cut-outs.
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Now, who wants a picture?
Okay, okay. One at a time.
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- Oh! Me, me, me! Me!
- You.
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My turn! My turn!
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And then you.
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He really captured your
disapproving scowl.
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We need to talk.
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Now.
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Hey, can I get one of
those in a wallet size?
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Po!
- Coming.
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Do you remember the first time you
climbed these steps to the Jade Palace?
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How could I forget? I thought
I'd never make it to the top.
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Yes, but you persevered.
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And once again, destiny calls for you
to take the next step on your journey.
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The next step? What
are you talking about?
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I've already taken all
the steps. Haven't I?
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It is time for you to
choose your successor.
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Successor for what?
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A successor to be the
next Dragon Warrior.
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Oh... [chuckles] Yeah, I get it.
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Funny, 'cause I'm
the Dragon Warrior.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
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You mean, I'm not gonna be
the Dragon Warrior anymore?
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- Exactly.
- Then what am I gonna be?
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Once a successor is chosen,
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you will advance to the highest
level in all of kung fu.
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Spiritual Leader of
the Valley of Peace.
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Whoa.
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I don't know what that means.
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It's just like Master
Oogway before you.
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You will oversee the Valley, passing
along wisdom and inspiring hope.
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Look, I appreciate
the promotion.
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I think I'm just gonna stick with
the whole "Dragon Warrior" thing.
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Dragon Warrior "thing"?
What is it you're holding?
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A cookie.
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Other hand.
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The Staff of Wisdom.
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It was given to you
by Master Oogway.
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Do you really think it was so
you could open a restaurant?
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Or pose for pictures?
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He wasn't super specific.
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Oogway entrusted you with that staff
so you could follow in his footsteps
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and become something better
than you already are.
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You take it.
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No. Oogway did
not give it to me.
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Being the next Oogway is not my
destiny, which I have accepted
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and am at peace with.
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- Really. It's fine.
- You don't sound fine.
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- You don't sound fine! I'm very fine!
- Okay, you're fine.
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This is an honor.
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Oogway chose you as his successor,
and now you must choose yours.
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Master Shifu, I finally
found something I'm good at,
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and now you want to just
take it away from me?
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No one is taking
anything away, Po.
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Who you are will always be
a part of what you become.
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Yeah, but where's the
"skadoosh"? You know what I mean?
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The "shasha-booie"?
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I don't want to seem ungrateful,
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but I don't know anything about
passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.
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All I know are two things.
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Kicking butt and taking names.
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And if I'm being completely honest, I'm
not even that good at the name-taking.
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Like, who was that
fire-breathing crocodile?
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I wanna say Steve...
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You were chosen to bring
peace to the Valley,
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and there are other ways to bring
peace than simply kicking butt.
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Well, sure. But
not any fun ones.
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Please. Being the Dragon
Warrior is all I know.
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- It's who I am.
- Not anymore.
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The Valley of Peace
needs a Spiritual Leader,
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and Master Oogway chose you.
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You'll start interviewing candidates
first thing tomorrow morning.
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Candidates? What candidates?
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Awesome!
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No way!
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Wow!
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Skadoosh.
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Fantastic pose.
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Whoo-hoo! Nice.
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Master Po will now choose
the next Dragon Warrior.
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Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
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Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
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So many great candidates.
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I'm gonna let the finger decide.
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Wait. Whoa. Whoa.
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What is happening?
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The Dragon Warrior. It's me!
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Like it or not, Po, you
have to choose a successor.
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Eh. Nothing about them
says "dragon" or "warrior."
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You will know when you know.
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How do I know when
I know? You know?
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When I'm conflicted, I come here
to ask the universe for answers.
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Just as Oogway did before me.
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I'm not conflicted. I'm just
not ready for a next step.
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What is that you're holding?
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The Staff of Wisdom?
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Other hand.
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A chewed-up peach pit?
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Exactly.
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Every pit holds the
promise of a mighty tree.
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Uh, how is this gonna
help me find the answers?
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Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
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Be the pit, Po. Be the pit.
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There we go.
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All right, universe.
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Give me some guidance.
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Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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Dinner, please.
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Dinner with peas.
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Snow peas?
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In a sesame soy glaze.
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Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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This is not working at all.
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Maybe focus on your breathing?
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I'm trying, but it's kinda hard
when you keep talking to me.
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Technically, you're talking
to you, if you think about it.
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Hey, will you two be quiet?
I'm trying to concentrate here.
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Wait, if I'm Po's inner
voice, then who are you?
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Uh, I'm Po's inner, inner voice.
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How many voices do
I have in there?
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- You do not want to know.
- This dirt is itchy.
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- I just love kung fu.
- What am I gonna be?
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- Are we alone in the universe?
- You guys thought it was awesome, right?
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Anyone want a cookie?
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Universe?
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Is that you?
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Attention, mysterious figure!
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The Dragon Warrior's
here to perform justice.
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I know you're in here.
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Just a matter of time
before I find you.
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Ooh.
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You can't hide from
justice forever.
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The Dagger of Deng Wa.
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You've got excellent
taste, I'll give you that.
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00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,364
But I can't give you
that. Give it back.
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If you insist.
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Oh, no!
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He's got a walking stick. What are
you gonna do? Stroll me to death?
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This stick is not for the
strolling. It's the Staff of Wisdom.
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The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad
when he finds out you took his stick.
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I am the Dragon Warrior.
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I'm just gonna say it. Nothing about
you says "dragon" or "warrior."
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Whoa.
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Hi-yah!
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How dare you desecrate
the Hall of Heroes?
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Who's desecrating what now?
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Master Ostrich's Egg!
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Oops, my bad. Hi-yah!
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The Indestructible Chain
Hammer of Master Pangolin.
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Whoopsies.
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00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,370
Ha-ha! [Grunts] Oh!
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The Urn of Whispering Warriors!
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Which I've already
broken! Twice!
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00:14:23,882 --> 00:14:26,802
Why would you keep an urn of
souls? Feels kinda creepy.
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Are you doing okay there, big guy?
You're looking a little tired.
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I've never felt more awake!
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The War Hammer of
Master Chipmunk?
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You're gonna pay for that.
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Hello?
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You faker.
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It's not faking.
It's called Method.
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Catch ya later, panda.
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No.
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I think I'll catch you now.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Told ya.
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You got me, oh-great-and-powerful
Dumpling Warrior.
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That's Dragon Warrior...
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Let go of me.
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Just tell me one thing.
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How did someone like you
become the Dragon Warrior?
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That's a mystery for you to
solve during your two-year stay
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at the Valley of Peace prison.
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Valley of Peace prison?
Sounds like a day care.
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It is a day care
on the weekends.
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But it's also a prison.
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There he is!
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Dragon Warrior!
255
00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:02,999
Tai Lung is back.
- Tai Lung has returned?
256
00:16:03,023 --> 00:16:06,169
He demanded all of our iron,
then destroyed our quarry.
257
00:16:06,193 --> 00:16:08,755
- He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm.
- Well, he's back.
258
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:11,633
He said that he's not gonna stop
until the Valley of Peace falls
259
00:16:11,657 --> 00:16:13,968
and the Dragon Warrior
bows before him.
260
00:16:13,992 --> 00:16:16,161
- He's back.
- Please, you've got to do something.
261
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:20,183
Looks like I'm not the only one
around here with a mystery to solve.
262
00:16:20,207 --> 00:16:22,185
Well, you know what they say
263
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:27,047
every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.
264
00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:51,238
Every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.
265
00:16:56,326 --> 00:16:58,638
Very clever, fox.
You know something.
266
00:16:58,662 --> 00:17:00,831
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
267
00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:03,184
Okay, I do. I really, really do.
268
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,852
- Tell me.
- And why should I?
269
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:06,062
I mean, what's in it for me?
270
00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:08,147
The peace of mind knowing
you did the right thing.
271
00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:10,692
You're adorable. Has
anyone ever told you that?
272
00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:12,485
And I don't mean just in,
like, the cuddly sense.
273
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,778
I don't have time for games.
274
00:17:13,802 --> 00:17:15,947
Tai Lung is running loose
in the Valley of Peace.
275
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:20,118
Maybe. Or maybe she wants
you to think it was Tai Lung.
276
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,369
Wait. She?
277
00:17:21,393 --> 00:17:22,686
Mine!
278
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,708
The Empress of Disguise,
capable of taking any form,
279
00:17:26,732 --> 00:17:28,000
mimicking any shape.
280
00:17:28,024 --> 00:17:29,127
The master of deception.
281
00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:31,504
The lizard of lies with
the glowing teal eyes.
282
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,738
I'm talking 'bout...
283
00:17:33,447 --> 00:17:35,490
The Chameleon.
284
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,745
This is kind of a
private conversation.
285
00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:42,473
Who's The Chameleon?
286
00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:44,851
Only the most powerful
shape-shifting sorceress.
287
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,336
So she shape-shifted
into Tai Lung.
288
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,981
But what does she have against
me and the Valley of Peace?
289
00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:52,150
These are good questions.
You should ask her.
290
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:56,070
You're right. How do I
find this "The Chameleon"?
291
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:57,739
She isn't someone
who can be found.
292
00:17:57,763 --> 00:18:00,533
At least not without
someone in the know.
293
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,411
And how do I find
someone "in the know"?
294
00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:06,497
Oh! It's me. It's
obviously... It's me.
295
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:07,790
I'm in the know.
296
00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:10,359
Forget it. I'll
find her on my own.
297
00:18:10,984 --> 00:18:11,961
Good luck.
298
00:18:11,985 --> 00:18:15,131
After all, how hard can it be to find
someone who can look like anyone,
299
00:18:15,155 --> 00:18:16,448
blend in anywhere?
300
00:18:20,077 --> 00:18:22,388
Fine. You lead me
to The Chameleon,
301
00:18:22,412 --> 00:18:24,766
and I'll see what I can do
about reducing your sentence.
302
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,083
Deal.
303
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:28,269
Po!
304
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:29,562
What do you think you're doing?
305
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:33,024
There's this shape-shifting
sorceress on the loose and...
306
00:18:33,048 --> 00:18:35,109
That's a job for
the Furious Five.
307
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:38,154
Well, they're not here, and someone
needs to protect the Valley of Peace.
308
00:18:38,178 --> 00:18:40,031
Look, I know that
change is difficult
309
00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:42,575
and that you enjoy being
the Dragon Warrior,
310
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,036
but your job is
finding a successor.
311
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:48,498
The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal.
Mind your own business, squirrel.
312
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:50,208
Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
313
00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:51,483
I'm a red panda.
314
00:18:52,859 --> 00:18:54,587
You know what? I
love that for you.
315
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,214
Po, this is your decision.
316
00:18:56,238 --> 00:19:00,701
But I think you know what choice
Master Oogway would want you to make.
317
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,433
Thanks for the free
stay. What are you doing?
318
00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:08,851
- Little dank for a day care.
- Wait!
319
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,395
- Not bad for a jail.
- Where is she going?
320
00:19:10,419 --> 00:19:11,479
You can't leave.
321
00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:14,732
Don't worry, I'll have her back
before you even know she was gone.
322
00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:17,944
You are supposed to be passing
along wisdom and inspiring hope!
323
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,697
Just think of it as one last
Dragon Warrior adventure.
324
00:19:20,721 --> 00:19:23,074
I'll be back soon. Tell
my dads I love 'em.
325
00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:25,434
I can't hear you anymore! Bye!
326
00:19:28,145 --> 00:19:31,457
Yeah! It sure is good
to be a free fox again.
327
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:33,126
That's a good back scratcher.
328
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,460
- Yoink!
- Hey!
329
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:36,713
So, does this really unlock
the door to the Spirit Realm?
330
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:38,339
It doesn't work like that.
331
00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:41,134
It has to be given in
order to gain its powers.
332
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:44,095
Gotcha. Given to gain.
So, can I have it?
333
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:45,847
No! What do you take me for?
334
00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:46,931
An easy mark.
335
00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:48,016
What's an easy mark?
336
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,684
Someone who's easy
to steal from,
337
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,895
usually because they're
generous and too trusting.
338
00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:54,087
- Like you.
- Aw, thank you.
339
00:19:56,423 --> 00:20:00,778
I heard The Chameleon is a monster with
an appetite of a thousand predators,
340
00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:02,906
and her favorite food is panda.
341
00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:06,701
They say this Chameleon
character has magical powers.
342
00:20:06,725 --> 00:20:10,479
If you say her name three times,
she'll take you away in the night!
343
00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:15,919
The Chameleon can shape-shift
to look like anyone, even you.
344
00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:17,444
Or you.
345
00:20:20,781 --> 00:20:23,009
Mr. Li! Mr. Li! Is it true?
346
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,803
Po's going to take
down an evil sorceress?
347
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,764
The... The Chameleon?
348
00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:31,100
Well, a Dragon Warrior's
work is never done.
349
00:20:31,124 --> 00:20:34,354
Li, I'm thinking Po teaming
up with a convicted felon
350
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:38,233
to take down an evil sorceress
wasn't such a great idea.
351
00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:43,196
Relax. Po has faced demons, demigods,
and everything else in between.
352
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,405
He's always come out on top.
353
00:20:44,429 --> 00:20:46,616
You're right. You're right.
354
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,493
But what if you're wrong?
355
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,245
Calm down, Ping.
356
00:20:50,269 --> 00:20:53,272
How bad can one
evil sorceress be?
357
00:20:55,232 --> 00:20:57,669
Who is she to summon us?
358
00:20:57,693 --> 00:20:58,920
Classic power move.
359
00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:02,298
We're the heads of Juniper City's
most prominent crime families.
360
00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:05,927
And she's just some bug-eyed,
power-hungry reptilian runt.
361
00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:07,637
You left out the
evil sorceress part.
362
00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:09,514
We used to run this city.
363
00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:12,100
Now we pay her half
the money we swindle.
364
00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:14,686
It's like a criminal can't
make an honest living anymore.
365
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:16,211
Yeah, but what could we do?
366
00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,399
Together, we can take her down.
367
00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:22,318
Are you nuts? She's
a shape-shifter.
368
00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:26,346
She could be at this very
table, and we'd have no idea.
369
00:21:27,889 --> 00:21:30,201
For all we know,
you're The Chameleon.
370
00:21:30,225 --> 00:21:32,120
Or you're The Chameleon.
371
00:21:32,144 --> 00:21:33,872
- Or maybe...
- Oh, no.
372
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:35,272
- Maybe...
- Don't say it.
373
00:21:35,898 --> 00:21:37,542
I'm The Chameleon.
374
00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:38,775
I said don't say it.
375
00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:48,177
We obviously spoke out of turn.
376
00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:49,262
Sorry, Chameleon.
377
00:21:49,286 --> 00:21:51,139
No, no. Don't apologize.
378
00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:55,643
You and your families prospered
by preying upon the weak,
379
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:59,397
so it doesn't feel good when
you're the one being squeezed.
380
00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:02,066
Especially when the
one doing the squeezing
381
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:05,570
is just a "bug-eyed,
power-hungry"...
382
00:22:05,594 --> 00:22:07,155
What was the rest?
383
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:09,073
Reptilian runt.
384
00:22:09,097 --> 00:22:13,244
Well, this "reptilian
runt" wants more.
385
00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:15,288
You already have the city.
386
00:22:15,312 --> 00:22:17,248
What else could
you possibly want?
387
00:22:17,272 --> 00:22:21,336
I have something special in mind.
I'm very close to achieving it.
388
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,130
As close as the blood moon.
389
00:22:24,154 --> 00:22:25,798
But the blood moon
is two nights away.
390
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:28,426
So little time,
so many expenses.
391
00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:33,848
Which is why I'll need to increase
this month's tribute to 60%.
392
00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:34,998
No.
393
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,380
What was that now?
394
00:22:41,964 --> 00:22:44,466
I mean no disrespect.
395
00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:47,737
Don't worry.
396
00:22:47,761 --> 00:22:53,701
I forgive you for the
impudence and the backstabbing.
397
00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:59,147
And the blatant disrespect
you've shown me, I forgive.
398
00:22:59,731 --> 00:23:02,001
But I never forget.
399
00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:04,295
You might say I
have the memory...
400
00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:05,505
Oh, don't say it.
401
00:23:05,529 --> 00:23:07,656
Of an elephant.
402
00:23:23,422 --> 00:23:26,651
You think I've
pushed you too far?
403
00:23:26,675 --> 00:23:30,822
Then you, my friend,
can't begin to fathom
404
00:23:30,846 --> 00:23:34,683
just how far I can push.
405
00:23:40,689 --> 00:23:43,775
I'll expect your
tributes by dawn.
406
00:23:47,571 --> 00:23:49,716
Are we gonna stop
for lunch soon?
407
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,801
Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
408
00:23:51,825 --> 00:23:54,679
But it does take the occasional
time-out for snack age.
409
00:23:54,703 --> 00:23:56,472
Wanna split my almond cookie?
410
00:23:56,496 --> 00:24:00,059
You're just gonna give me half of your
cookie out of the goodness of your heart?
411
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:02,437
- Mm-hmm.
- What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?
412
00:24:02,461 --> 00:24:03,397
The "bam-what-le"?
413
00:24:03,421 --> 00:24:05,440
You know, the fleece.
The rook. The flimflam.
414
00:24:05,464 --> 00:24:07,049
Do you want the cookie or not?
415
00:24:10,928 --> 00:24:12,512
I got my eye on you.
416
00:24:14,473 --> 00:24:16,993
How much farther is it
to this "The Chameleon"?
417
00:24:17,017 --> 00:24:18,226
Just a little farther.
418
00:24:33,116 --> 00:24:36,638
Li! What are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?
419
00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:40,308
Well, I... I... I... didn't
wanna miss the blood moon rising.
420
00:24:40,332 --> 00:24:43,061
Oh, pooh. You are just
as worried as I am.
421
00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,479
All right, all right.
422
00:24:44,503 --> 00:24:47,315
I know pandas come across
as calm, gentle and chill,
423
00:24:47,339 --> 00:24:49,651
but... [chuckles]
...the truth is
424
00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:51,236
I'm kinda freaking out!
425
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,278
So am I.
426
00:24:52,302 --> 00:24:56,574
Po is just too calm, gentle and chill
to face a shape-shifting sorceress.
427
00:24:56,598 --> 00:24:59,452
- What if he's captured?
- What if he's tortured?
428
00:24:59,476 --> 00:25:01,395
Our baby!
429
00:25:02,521 --> 00:25:03,957
Okay, okay.
430
00:25:03,981 --> 00:25:06,209
Maybe Po has finally
met his match,
431
00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:10,171
but there is still something that
he has that The Chameleon does not.
432
00:25:10,195 --> 00:25:12,298
- What's that?
- Us.
433
00:25:12,322 --> 00:25:15,218
Now, let's go find our son.
434
00:25:15,242 --> 00:25:16,427
I hope Po's okay.
435
00:25:16,451 --> 00:25:19,472
You know, Li, a wise
goose once said,
436
00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:22,517
"Worrying doesn't make the
broth boil any faster."
437
00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:25,019
Who was that idiot?
Me, of course.
438
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:26,563
I was the wise goose.
439
00:25:26,587 --> 00:25:28,314
Oh, yeah.
440
00:25:28,338 --> 00:25:30,233
Whoa.
441
00:25:30,257 --> 00:25:32,277
That's the biggest
village I've ever seen.
442
00:25:32,301 --> 00:25:34,070
That's no village.
443
00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:36,030
That's Juniper City.
444
00:25:36,054 --> 00:25:37,865
That's where I'll find
The Chameleon, huh?
445
00:25:37,889 --> 00:25:39,409
Just a boat ride away.
446
00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:41,995
And I'm gonna lead you
right to her front door.
447
00:25:42,019 --> 00:25:43,955
Are you sure we'll find
a boat captain in there?
448
00:25:43,979 --> 00:25:46,899
For the right price, those cutthroats
will take us anywhere we want to go.
449
00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:50,545
Of course, we could always opt
for the four-finger discount.
450
00:25:50,569 --> 00:25:51,862
No stealing.
451
00:25:52,738 --> 00:25:54,340
"The Happy Bunny Tavern".
452
00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:56,241
Well, that sounds inviting.
453
00:26:01,246 --> 00:26:03,165
Anybody lose a rabbit?
454
00:26:09,379 --> 00:26:10,672
Stir faster!
455
00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:16,154
Welcome to the
Happy Bunny Tavern.
456
00:26:16,178 --> 00:26:19,014
I'll find us a ride. Maybe
you can get us some food.
457
00:26:19,556 --> 00:26:20,974
And stay out of trouble.
458
00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:24,579
Hey, what you guys playing?
459
00:26:24,603 --> 00:26:26,331
Mah-jongg.
460
00:26:26,355 --> 00:26:27,999
And the stakes are high.
461
00:26:28,023 --> 00:26:29,083
Can I play?
462
00:26:29,107 --> 00:26:32,527
Surely you'll go easy on a
beginner, 'cause I'm very beginning.
463
00:26:34,196 --> 00:26:36,382
- Hey there.
- What can I get you?
464
00:26:36,406 --> 00:26:38,259
A boat ride to Juniper City.
465
00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:39,368
Ask this guy.
466
00:26:41,912 --> 00:26:43,890
- Who's he?
- He's the captain.
467
00:26:43,914 --> 00:26:45,457
Thanks.
468
00:26:48,585 --> 00:26:51,356
Oh, I win again.
Beginner's luck, I guess.
469
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:53,233
Never played before, huh?
470
00:26:53,257 --> 00:26:55,235
I'm sorry, are you
accusing me of cheating?
471
00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:57,528
I would like to speak
to the manager, please.
472
00:26:57,552 --> 00:26:59,554
I am the manager.
473
00:27:00,097 --> 00:27:04,244
I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper
City, but I won't carry anything illegal.
474
00:27:04,268 --> 00:27:05,620
I don't want any trouble.
475
00:27:05,644 --> 00:27:07,580
Trouble runs from me.
476
00:27:07,604 --> 00:27:09,040
Then it'll cost you double.
477
00:27:09,064 --> 00:27:11,584
I'm confused. Should I have
said that I like trouble?
478
00:27:11,608 --> 00:27:13,419
In that case, it'll
cost you triple.
479
00:27:13,443 --> 00:27:16,113
Oh. Uh, maybe we can go
back to the double price?
480
00:27:19,116 --> 00:27:20,510
You got a deal.
481
00:27:20,534 --> 00:27:23,495
Great. Do I shake his
hand or your hand?
482
00:27:24,413 --> 00:27:25,890
Can I get anything
else for you, ma'am?
483
00:27:25,914 --> 00:27:27,350
Yes. Everything, again.
484
00:27:27,374 --> 00:27:29,394
Except for the broth.
It was very bland.
485
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:31,003
Keep stirring!
486
00:27:32,504 --> 00:27:35,173
Whoa! One of everything
is my go-to order.
487
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:37,193
But how did you pay for this?
488
00:27:37,217 --> 00:27:39,153
Legally. Lawfully.
Fair and square.
489
00:27:39,177 --> 00:27:40,637
I'm proud of you.
490
00:27:51,648 --> 00:27:52,709
Oh, wow! Look at the time.
491
00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:55,628
Remember we have to do that thing
down by the place with that guy?
492
00:27:55,652 --> 00:28:00,133
Did you actually think you
could grift a meal out of me?
493
00:28:00,157 --> 00:28:03,201
There's gotta be some sort
of misunderstanding here.
494
00:28:05,162 --> 00:28:07,599
And apparently, I'm the
one misunderstanding.
495
00:28:07,623 --> 00:28:10,727
Please allow us to pay for
our meal and yours too.
496
00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:12,729
I'm only hungry for...
497
00:28:12,753 --> 00:28:14,188
- Dumplings?
- Vengeance!
498
00:28:14,212 --> 00:28:16,149
Well, then, come and get it.
499
00:28:16,173 --> 00:28:18,151
No! No, no, no! Don't
come and get it!
500
00:28:18,175 --> 00:28:20,218
Destroy them!
501
00:28:32,898 --> 00:28:33,941
I got it!
502
00:28:44,326 --> 00:28:45,452
There you go.
503
00:28:47,329 --> 00:28:48,848
All better.
504
00:28:48,872 --> 00:28:51,601
Come on! Gotcha.
505
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:52,876
Keep stirring!
506
00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:02,761
Oh, yeah!
507
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:23,031
I'll take that.
508
00:29:26,118 --> 00:29:27,411
Think this belongs to you.
509
00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:41,883
No stealing!
510
00:29:46,430 --> 00:29:49,117
Yeah, I think it's a
little too late for that.
511
00:29:49,141 --> 00:29:51,411
It's never too late
to do the right thing.
512
00:29:51,435 --> 00:29:53,037
Get them!
513
00:29:53,061 --> 00:29:54,813
Watch out!
- Whoa!
514
00:30:02,154 --> 00:30:04,031
Skadoosh!
515
00:30:10,537 --> 00:30:14,225
Whoa. Nice move. You
gotta teach me that.
516
00:30:14,249 --> 00:30:16,376
You die, panda!
517
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,849
Ah! Uh.
518
00:30:31,391 --> 00:30:33,352
Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
519
00:30:35,312 --> 00:30:37,415
Who designs a tavern on a cliff?
520
00:30:37,439 --> 00:30:40,150
I shouldn't have eaten
all those dumplings.
521
00:30:41,193 --> 00:30:42,712
Huh?
522
00:30:42,736 --> 00:30:43,987
Uh-oh.
523
00:30:48,659 --> 00:30:49,952
Sail ho!
524
00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:59,461
Back up! Move, move, move!
525
00:31:02,756 --> 00:31:04,776
Not that I'm worried, but
526
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,195
what if The Chameleon
knows we're coming?
527
00:31:07,219 --> 00:31:09,405
Why, she could be
anywhere, anyone.
528
00:31:09,429 --> 00:31:12,283
Li, would you please
show a little backbone?
529
00:31:12,307 --> 00:31:15,787
I'm sorry, but bravery was
never really my specialty.
530
00:31:15,811 --> 00:31:20,583
You don't have to be brave.
You just have to act brave.
531
00:31:20,607 --> 00:31:22,776
Act brave? Got it.
532
00:31:23,443 --> 00:31:25,421
- Ah!
- Oh!
533
00:31:25,445 --> 00:31:26,839
Oh, Li!
534
00:31:26,863 --> 00:31:29,217
Hold on!
535
00:31:29,241 --> 00:31:32,053
Hold me, Ping! It's
all been for nothing!
536
00:31:32,077 --> 00:31:33,555
Please, no.
537
00:31:33,579 --> 00:31:35,998
I'm too young!
538
00:31:39,585 --> 00:31:41,271
How was that for acting brave?
539
00:31:41,295 --> 00:31:43,213
Keep working on it.
540
00:31:47,259 --> 00:31:49,445
Juniper City.
541
00:31:49,469 --> 00:31:51,364
It's going to be great
to be back home again.
542
00:31:51,388 --> 00:31:53,366
Does your family live there too?
543
00:31:53,390 --> 00:31:55,726
They would. If I had a family.
544
00:31:56,393 --> 00:31:58,896
It wasn't easy being a
little fox in a big city.
545
00:31:59,813 --> 00:32:02,041
So I had to survive
any way I could.
546
00:32:02,065 --> 00:32:03,084
Hey!
547
00:32:03,108 --> 00:32:06,212
Grifting. Shilling. Gaffing.
548
00:32:06,236 --> 00:32:08,864
Stop running! Stop running!
549
00:32:14,578 --> 00:32:16,931
Whoa, you're an orphan? So am I.
550
00:32:16,955 --> 00:32:18,391
Well, I mean I was.
551
00:32:18,415 --> 00:32:22,312
My goose dad adopted me, and then
later, my panda dad found me.
552
00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:26,024
Goose dads, panda dads.
Guess it takes all kinds.
553
00:32:26,048 --> 00:32:27,591
Right, Mom?
554
00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,445
Then, one day, a
local took me in.
555
00:32:30,469 --> 00:32:33,907
Put a roof over my head, gave
me clothes to wear, food to eat.
556
00:32:33,931 --> 00:32:36,284
After that, I was
never alone again.
557
00:32:36,308 --> 00:32:37,493
I guess we both got lucky.
558
00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:38,536
I guess.
559
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,914
Hey, tell me something. Back
in the Valley of Geese...
560
00:32:40,938 --> 00:32:41,956
Peace.
561
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:43,458
What did that angry
little squirrel mean...
562
00:32:43,482 --> 00:32:44,376
Red panda.
563
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,443
When he said you had
to find your successor?
564
00:32:47,611 --> 00:32:50,006
Now that I'm supposed to
become Spiritual Leader,
565
00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:53,092
I have to find a worthy successor
to take over as the Dragon Warrior.
566
00:32:53,116 --> 00:32:55,261
Once you're on top, that's
where you wanna stay, right?
567
00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:58,348
No, it's just that... What do I
know about being a Spiritual Leader?
568
00:32:58,372 --> 00:33:00,892
I can't even come up with one
of those cool-sounding proverbs.
569
00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:03,561
"Life's greatest enemy is"...
570
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,796
Uh, I don't know. Stairs?
571
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:07,482
Okay.
572
00:33:07,506 --> 00:33:09,883
Everyone knows life's
greatest enemy is time.
573
00:33:10,842 --> 00:33:13,905
I guess it's just easier to
hold on to the life you know
574
00:33:13,929 --> 00:33:15,406
than move on to
the one you don't.
575
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:17,200
Hey, that was pretty good.
576
00:33:17,224 --> 00:33:18,118
Yeah.
577
00:33:18,142 --> 00:33:21,979
Maybe she should be the Spiritual
Leader of the Valley of Geese.
578
00:33:23,897 --> 00:33:25,917
Whoa, that guy. He
drinks like a fish.
579
00:33:25,941 --> 00:33:27,484
Should he be driving?
580
00:33:52,509 --> 00:33:55,613
We've come to pay
tribute, as you requested.
581
00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:57,490
Looks a little light.
582
00:33:57,514 --> 00:33:59,367
Go back out and get me more!
583
00:33:59,391 --> 00:34:00,286
More?
584
00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:01,452
But... But, Chameleon...
585
00:34:01,476 --> 00:34:05,105
Go! Before I toss you down
another flight of stairs.
586
00:34:07,941 --> 00:34:11,236
At last, my destiny approaches.
587
00:34:14,948 --> 00:34:20,429
I'll expand my rule from Juniper City
to every city and town and village
588
00:34:20,453 --> 00:34:24,082
from here to the Valley
of Peace and beyond!
589
00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:33,358
They will all know the
name of The Chameleon!
590
00:34:33,382 --> 00:34:34,694
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
591
00:34:34,718 --> 00:34:38,907
Ah! Zhen! I had a vision.
I saw The Chameleon.
592
00:34:38,931 --> 00:34:41,951
She's gonna take over cities and
towns and the Valley of Peace.
593
00:34:41,975 --> 00:34:43,661
A vision?
594
00:34:43,685 --> 00:34:45,204
While you were asleep?
595
00:34:45,228 --> 00:34:46,623
I'm pretty sure
that's just a dream.
596
00:34:46,647 --> 00:34:48,416
Not a dream, a vision.
597
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,501
Either I had a bad dumpling
before I went to sleep,
598
00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:52,337
or it's a Dragon Warrior thing.
599
00:34:52,361 --> 00:34:54,339
We got to get to The
Chameleon and take her down.
600
00:34:54,363 --> 00:34:56,299
Well, then you're in luck.
601
00:34:56,323 --> 00:34:58,492
Welcome to Juniper City.
602
00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,123
Whoa!
603
00:35:07,584 --> 00:35:10,396
This is the place where you
can be whatever you wanna be,
604
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,690
do whatever you wanna do,
605
00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:15,985
and steal whatever
you wanna steal.
606
00:35:16,009 --> 00:35:17,070
Uh, if that's your thing.
607
00:35:17,094 --> 00:35:20,722
Land ho!
608
00:35:21,974 --> 00:35:23,934
Whoa. That came out of nowhere.
609
00:35:34,361 --> 00:35:35,361
Ah!
610
00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:37,590
- Whoa!
- Move!
611
00:35:37,614 --> 00:35:39,342
- Look out!
- Sorry!
612
00:35:39,366 --> 00:35:40,450
Out of the way!
613
00:35:41,285 --> 00:35:43,221
I've never seen so
much traffic before.
614
00:35:43,245 --> 00:35:45,306
You don't have rush hour
in the Valley of Peace?
615
00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:47,624
No one's ever in that
much of a rush. Oof.
616
00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:50,669
Come on!
617
00:35:55,299 --> 00:35:57,193
Well, sure is good
to be home again.
618
00:35:57,217 --> 00:35:59,028
The sights. The sounds.
619
00:35:59,052 --> 00:36:01,763
The smells.
620
00:36:05,976 --> 00:36:09,605
It's a wonton wonderland!
621
00:36:11,732 --> 00:36:12,774
Yeah!
622
00:36:16,069 --> 00:36:17,672
Po. Po!
623
00:36:17,696 --> 00:36:19,173
Focus!
624
00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:21,259
This city is the most
amazing place I've ever seen!
625
00:36:21,283 --> 00:36:24,661
I used to feel the same way until
The Chameleon got her claws into it.
626
00:36:35,923 --> 00:36:38,026
Tonight, we take
down The Chameleon.
627
00:36:38,050 --> 00:36:39,152
Oh, yeah.
628
00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:42,822
I'll show you where this villainous
sorceress lurks as she dominates the city.
629
00:36:42,846 --> 00:36:45,891
Is she lurking in that villainous
tower dominating the city?
630
00:36:47,684 --> 00:36:48,661
How'd you know?
631
00:36:48,685 --> 00:36:50,663
Eh, not my first time
taking down a villain.
632
00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:51,748
Let's keep moving.
633
00:36:51,772 --> 00:36:53,166
Hey, Zhen!
- Heya, Zhen.
634
00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:54,334
Long time no see.
635
00:36:54,358 --> 00:36:55,252
How you doing, Zhen?
636
00:36:55,276 --> 00:36:57,503
Wow, you're quite
the local celeb.
637
00:36:57,527 --> 00:37:00,781
Yeah, well, let's just say a
face like mine is hard to forget.
638
00:37:03,492 --> 00:37:05,595
What? You're a wanted criminal?
639
00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:09,182
You sound surprised. Is this surprising?
I don't think this is surprising.
640
00:37:09,206 --> 00:37:11,184
You never mentioned
you were wanted.
641
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,518
Don't worry.
642
00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:14,729
The law has better things
to do than look for me.
643
00:37:14,753 --> 00:37:17,357
- Hey, fox.
- We've been looking for you.
644
00:37:17,381 --> 00:37:18,483
Must be a slow workweek.
645
00:37:18,507 --> 00:37:19,734
I'll handle this.
646
00:37:19,758 --> 00:37:22,904
Morning, officers.
Dragon Warrior here.
647
00:37:22,928 --> 00:37:26,366
The fox and I are here on
official Dragon Warrior biz.
648
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:27,992
- Dragon who?
- Warrior what?
649
00:37:28,016 --> 00:37:29,452
Dragon Warrior.
650
00:37:29,476 --> 00:37:31,746
Anyone? Nothing?
651
00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:33,772
Perhaps you know me better as
652
00:37:34,439 --> 00:37:36,900
the Kung Fu Panda!
653
00:37:38,068 --> 00:37:39,921
Wait, wait!
654
00:37:39,945 --> 00:37:41,798
Can you believe that guy?
655
00:37:41,822 --> 00:37:42,966
Aw, come on!
656
00:37:42,990 --> 00:37:46,285
Okay, so we tried it your
way. Now we try it mine.
657
00:37:47,911 --> 00:37:52,684
Wait, what's your way...
658
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:53,792
Sorry.
659
00:37:55,168 --> 00:37:56,878
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
660
00:37:57,504 --> 00:38:00,066
You can't run away from the
law. You're a wanted criminal!
661
00:38:00,090 --> 00:38:02,777
Yeah? Well, it looks like
I'm not the only one.
662
00:38:02,801 --> 00:38:05,071
Wow. City life
really is fast-paced.
663
00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:07,055
We gotta get out of here
before they call for
664
00:38:09,308 --> 00:38:10,601
backup.
665
00:38:15,355 --> 00:38:16,749
That's a lot of bull.
666
00:38:16,773 --> 00:38:18,317
Run!
667
00:38:25,032 --> 00:38:26,909
- Let's go, let's go!
- Oh!
668
00:38:35,959 --> 00:38:37,252
Ow!
669
00:39:04,863 --> 00:39:05,864
Let's go.
670
00:39:07,366 --> 00:39:09,576
Whoa! Whoa!
671
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,765
I'm falling
672
00:39:13,789 --> 00:39:15,624
very slowly.
673
00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,711
Ow!
674
00:39:31,139 --> 00:39:32,391
Sorry.
675
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:49,740
Whew.
676
00:39:57,165 --> 00:39:58,166
There they are!
677
00:40:00,002 --> 00:40:02,254
We don't have time
for a drum solo!
678
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,299
We're trapped.
679
00:40:17,644 --> 00:40:18,705
It isn't much farther now.
680
00:40:18,729 --> 00:40:21,398
You always say that, and
it's always so much farther.
681
00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:26,504
Whoa. What is this place?
682
00:40:26,528 --> 00:40:27,964
Home sweet home.
683
00:40:27,988 --> 00:40:31,575
Some of the best crooks and criminals
in all of Juniper City live here.
684
00:40:33,702 --> 00:40:37,122
Careful. These guys will steal your pants
right off ya, and you'll never know it.
685
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,811
Uh-oh.
686
00:40:41,835 --> 00:40:44,087
Now, you kids be careful
with those fireworks.
687
00:40:48,717 --> 00:40:49,801
Ooh!
688
00:40:55,098 --> 00:40:56,224
Ow!
689
00:41:00,604 --> 00:41:03,499
Oh!
690
00:41:03,523 --> 00:41:05,752
So you're friends
with all these people?
691
00:41:05,776 --> 00:41:07,045
They're practically family.
692
00:41:07,069 --> 00:41:08,403
Zhen!
693
00:41:13,533 --> 00:41:15,720
Oh! Is that really you?
694
00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:18,181
Han, my old mentor.
695
00:41:18,205 --> 00:41:21,142
I always knew someday you'll find
your way home back to the den.
696
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,626
And when you did.
697
00:41:24,211 --> 00:41:27,232
I'd be sure to give you
a proper homecoming.
698
00:41:27,256 --> 00:41:28,566
Family, huh?
699
00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:29,901
More like distant cousins.
700
00:41:29,925 --> 00:41:31,819
All right. How
should we do this?
701
00:41:31,843 --> 00:41:34,989
Quick and painless?
Or slow and painful?
702
00:41:35,013 --> 00:41:38,409
Slow and painful.
Slow and painful.
703
00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:41,162
All right, you little scamps.
Slow and painful it is.
704
00:41:41,186 --> 00:41:42,705
- Hooray!
- Yay!
705
00:41:42,729 --> 00:41:44,290
You really don't wanna do this.
706
00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:45,375
And why is that?
707
00:41:45,399 --> 00:41:47,627
Because if you so much
as lay one claw on me,
708
00:41:47,651 --> 00:41:49,319
you're gonna have to answer to
709
00:41:50,028 --> 00:41:52,006
the Dragon Warrior.
710
00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:54,658
Warrior, warrior,
warrior, warrior, warrior.
711
00:41:55,951 --> 00:41:56,952
Who?
712
00:41:59,371 --> 00:42:02,642
Oh, man. Are my adventures
really that regional?
713
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:04,084
Introduce them, Po,
714
00:42:05,002 --> 00:42:07,170
to your fists.
715
00:42:12,217 --> 00:42:16,406
Remember, Po, there are other ways
to bring peace than by kicking butt.
716
00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:18,408
Ah, come on. Really? Now?
717
00:42:18,432 --> 00:42:20,285
Yes, now.
718
00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:23,621
Hold on. Shouldn't my inner
Shifus have differing opinions?
719
00:42:23,645 --> 00:42:24,998
We are in total agreement
720
00:42:25,022 --> 00:42:27,000
with our mutual disappointment
721
00:42:27,024 --> 00:42:28,191
in you.
722
00:42:30,027 --> 00:42:31,028
Wait.
723
00:42:32,279 --> 00:42:35,699
He who resorts to violence now
724
00:42:36,909 --> 00:42:40,221
will only find more
violence later.
725
00:42:40,245 --> 00:42:41,245
Huh?
726
00:42:42,706 --> 00:42:46,728
So what you're saying is, if we
don't hurt Zhen a little now...
727
00:42:46,752 --> 00:42:48,688
We can hurt her a lot later.
728
00:42:48,712 --> 00:42:50,523
What? No, that's
not what I said.
729
00:42:50,547 --> 00:42:54,569
Yes! And more violence later is
better than less violence now.
730
00:42:54,593 --> 00:42:56,946
No, no. I think you're misunderstanding
the fundamental point of...
731
00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:58,364
- More violence!
- Hooray!
732
00:42:58,388 --> 00:43:00,950
Violence makes my tummy tingle.
733
00:43:00,974 --> 00:43:03,077
You know, that panda makes
a lot of good points.
734
00:43:03,101 --> 00:43:06,706
I like it. Violence,
violence, violence.
735
00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:07,916
No, no, no! Wait!
736
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:09,000
Come back!
737
00:43:09,024 --> 00:43:10,984
I'll come up with better wisdom.
738
00:43:11,777 --> 00:43:13,946
You have got to
workshop those proverbs.
739
00:43:15,656 --> 00:43:17,967
Uh, the Kung Fu Panda?
- Nope.
740
00:43:17,991 --> 00:43:19,802
The son of Mr. Ping and Li?
741
00:43:19,826 --> 00:43:21,721
Those are both
very common names.
742
00:43:21,745 --> 00:43:23,514
- Mentored by Oogway?
- Sorry.
743
00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:25,183
Trained by Master Shifu?
744
00:43:25,207 --> 00:43:27,393
- Oh! Master Shifu? Yes.
- Aha!
745
00:43:27,417 --> 00:43:29,854
Everyone's heard of the
legendary Master Shifu.
746
00:43:29,878 --> 00:43:30,921
But not you.
747
00:43:31,922 --> 00:43:34,383
Did someone say
"legendary"? Bring it in.
748
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,737
Look, Han.
749
00:43:37,761 --> 00:43:40,740
I know we've had our differences,
but I'm really in a jam here,
750
00:43:40,764 --> 00:43:42,450
and I was hoping you
could help me out.
751
00:43:42,474 --> 00:43:44,309
- Thank you.
- Don't drink that.
752
00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:49,749
Oh!
753
00:43:49,773 --> 00:43:52,877
We just need someplace to lie low
for a while until the heat cools off.
754
00:43:52,901 --> 00:43:54,420
And why should I help you?
755
00:43:54,444 --> 00:43:57,090
Because deep down beneath
that iron-scaled exterior
756
00:43:57,114 --> 00:43:58,591
is a good-hearted soul
757
00:43:58,615 --> 00:44:00,534
who still thinks of me
as one of the family?
758
00:44:01,577 --> 00:44:02,679
Fine.
759
00:44:02,703 --> 00:44:06,248
But if you're still here by nightfall,
I'm calling the bulls myself.
760
00:44:06,957 --> 00:44:07,957
Sleep tight.
761
00:44:12,337 --> 00:44:14,232
So tonight, we take
down The Chameleon.
762
00:44:14,256 --> 00:44:15,841
After you get your pants back.
763
00:44:16,717 --> 00:44:18,403
Not cool! You guys...
764
00:44:18,427 --> 00:44:20,029
Come on! Give them back.
765
00:44:20,053 --> 00:44:21,471
Those are custom.
766
00:44:27,811 --> 00:44:31,189
Yeah, this place doesn't
look very friendly.
767
00:44:32,024 --> 00:44:34,401
Oh! Oh, my tail.
768
00:44:35,319 --> 00:44:37,547
I'm sure everything is fine.
769
00:44:37,571 --> 00:44:39,007
This is a restaurant.
770
00:44:39,031 --> 00:44:42,010
These are my people. We
speak the same language.
771
00:44:42,034 --> 00:44:43,285
You wait here.
772
00:44:45,412 --> 00:44:47,140
Salutations!
773
00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:49,726
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
774
00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,185
I know you're
having a good time,
775
00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:55,881
but I was wondering if a panda
happened to be passing by these parts?
776
00:44:56,465 --> 00:44:57,925
There was a panda here.
777
00:44:58,592 --> 00:44:59,652
You know him?
778
00:44:59,676 --> 00:45:02,471
Know him? Why, I'm his dad!
779
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,767
No, no, no, no, no, no. Hmm?
780
00:45:07,392 --> 00:45:10,979
You need to pay for what
your son did to my tavern.
781
00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:18,254
My boy wouldn't have
done this for no reason.
782
00:45:18,278 --> 00:45:20,215
Is it possible your
broth was bland?
783
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,615
Try it.
784
00:45:22,115 --> 00:45:24,344
No, no!
785
00:45:24,368 --> 00:45:26,346
The broth smells excellent.
786
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:30,099
You should not add a single
thing, especially not me!
787
00:45:30,123 --> 00:45:31,667
Hands off the goose.
788
00:45:35,337 --> 00:45:36,648
The panda's back.
789
00:45:36,672 --> 00:45:38,107
- He's back?
- He's back?
790
00:45:38,131 --> 00:45:39,216
No.
791
00:45:39,883 --> 00:45:42,946
But you're about to wish he was,
792
00:45:42,970 --> 00:45:45,406
'cause if you think he
made a mess of this place,
793
00:45:45,430 --> 00:45:48,368
you have no idea
what I'm capable of.
794
00:45:48,392 --> 00:45:51,353
Everything he learned,
he learned from me.
795
00:45:53,855 --> 00:45:55,566
Except one thing.
796
00:45:56,149 --> 00:45:57,149
Mercy.
797
00:45:58,318 --> 00:46:01,822
I don't know where he got that,
because I don't believe in it.
798
00:46:03,156 --> 00:46:06,636
Now, this can go
one of two ways.
799
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:11,015
The easy way, in which
you tell me where he is,
800
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:12,100
or the hard way,
801
00:46:12,124 --> 00:46:14,852
in which you tell
me where he is,
802
00:46:14,876 --> 00:46:16,813
but it's hard to understand
what you're saying
803
00:46:16,837 --> 00:46:18,213
because you have no teeth.
804
00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:26,864
Mah-jongg.
805
00:46:26,888 --> 00:46:29,975
I eat mah-jongg
tiles for breakfast!
806
00:46:57,502 --> 00:46:58,712
Huh?
807
00:47:10,807 --> 00:47:11,784
Stay there!
808
00:47:11,808 --> 00:47:12,827
Where's our son?
809
00:47:12,851 --> 00:47:14,704
He took a boat to Juniper City.
810
00:47:14,728 --> 00:47:15,896
Which way?
811
00:47:17,105 --> 00:47:19,125
You know, a wise goose once...
812
00:47:19,149 --> 00:47:20,418
Time to go.
813
00:47:20,442 --> 00:47:21,777
Uh, yeah. Right.
814
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:54,118
Okay, let's try this again.
815
00:47:54,142 --> 00:47:58,897
Stir the pot, roll the wok,
serve the dish, and ska-blam!
816
00:48:00,023 --> 00:48:02,710
Hey, where's the golden dragon
that's supposed to shoot out?
817
00:48:02,734 --> 00:48:04,546
Not gonna happen with a broom.
818
00:48:04,570 --> 00:48:05,713
Yeah? Still not bad though.
819
00:48:05,737 --> 00:48:11,052
Yeah. But stir later, roll higher,
and the word is "skadoosh."
820
00:48:11,076 --> 00:48:12,512
"Skadoosh" isn't a word.
821
00:48:12,536 --> 00:48:14,705
And "ska-blam" is?
822
00:48:19,585 --> 00:48:20,669
Ska-blam!
823
00:48:26,216 --> 00:48:29,779
I gotta say, you're not like any
of the other masters I've met.
824
00:48:29,803 --> 00:48:31,906
Yeah, I know. There's
not a lot of pandas.
825
00:48:31,930 --> 00:48:34,826
No, you're, like, a good guy.
826
00:48:34,850 --> 00:48:37,245
Listen up. The coast is clear.
827
00:48:37,269 --> 00:48:39,706
Thieves, hit the streets.
828
00:48:39,730 --> 00:48:41,040
And you two,
829
00:48:41,064 --> 00:48:42,733
get out of my sight.
830
00:48:54,369 --> 00:48:55,537
Huh?
831
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:06,316
I know I promised that I'd lead you
right to The Chameleon's front door,
832
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:09,068
but the back door seems
a little more practical.
833
00:49:09,092 --> 00:49:13,406
I gotta say, Zhen, you really
are a fox of your word.
834
00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:15,533
A chewed-up peach pit?
835
00:49:15,557 --> 00:49:18,518
One from Master Oogway's
peach tree of heavenly wisdom.
836
00:49:19,645 --> 00:49:21,873
Eh, it's a Valley
of Peace thing.
837
00:49:21,897 --> 00:49:26,151
It's supposed to remind me that every
pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.
838
00:49:28,403 --> 00:49:30,155
Maybe it'll do the same for you.
839
00:49:36,453 --> 00:49:37,722
Are you sure you wanna do this?
840
00:49:37,746 --> 00:49:40,600
As a wise Spiritual
Leader once said,
841
00:49:40,624 --> 00:49:45,671
how may one kick butt, if one
doesn't seek a butt to kick?
842
00:49:48,048 --> 00:49:49,901
You're a real piece of
work, you know that?
843
00:49:49,925 --> 00:49:51,152
Thank you.
844
00:49:51,176 --> 00:49:53,780
Wait, was that a
compliment or an insult?
845
00:49:53,804 --> 00:49:54,930
Yes.
846
00:50:03,564 --> 00:50:04,564
Whoa.
847
00:50:07,568 --> 00:50:09,111
Have you seen our son?
848
00:50:16,118 --> 00:50:17,220
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
849
00:50:17,244 --> 00:50:18,513
- Nope.
- Nah.
850
00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:20,497
Tell us you've seen our son.
851
00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:25,419
Wait, why are they
leaving? You said yes.
852
00:50:26,253 --> 00:50:29,023
Hey, look. Po was here.
853
00:50:29,047 --> 00:50:31,484
Amazing, Li, but
how can you tell?
854
00:50:31,508 --> 00:50:34,529
Oh, we pandas have a gift for
seeing what others cannot.
855
00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,972
Come on. There may be
more clues up ahead.
856
00:51:11,798 --> 00:51:13,383
Why?
857
00:52:06,395 --> 00:52:07,705
That was close.
858
00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:09,082
Look out!
859
00:52:09,106 --> 00:52:10,357
Huh?
860
00:52:12,401 --> 00:52:14,236
- Po!
- Stand back.
861
00:52:16,822 --> 00:52:18,365
Whoa!
862
00:52:19,908 --> 00:52:22,327
- They're coming!
- Hurry! Help me lift the cage!
863
00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,144
It's no use.
864
00:52:30,168 --> 00:52:33,064
- We gotta brace it with something.
- Here, use my staff.
865
00:52:33,088 --> 00:52:35,257
All right, stand
back. Here I go.
866
00:52:37,384 --> 00:52:38,427
Zhen?
867
00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:42,222
Where are you taking my staff?
868
00:52:44,099 --> 00:52:46,911
I think you mean my staff?
869
00:52:46,935 --> 00:52:50,748
You gave it to Zhen, and
now Zhen has given it to me.
870
00:52:50,772 --> 00:52:53,960
"Given to gain," I
believe, is how it works?
871
00:52:53,984 --> 00:52:55,587
You were right, Zhen.
872
00:52:55,611 --> 00:52:57,005
He was an easy mark.
873
00:52:57,029 --> 00:52:58,381
Zhen...
874
00:52:58,405 --> 00:53:01,551
First rule of the streets:
Never trust anyone.
875
00:53:01,575 --> 00:53:03,553
I taught her that.
876
00:53:03,577 --> 00:53:06,264
And you thought my
apprentice was your friend?
877
00:53:06,288 --> 00:53:07,515
Apprentice?
878
00:53:07,539 --> 00:53:09,434
She's the one that took you in?
879
00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:11,853
Best thing that ever
happened to her.
880
00:53:11,877 --> 00:53:15,231
You should have seen the little
guttersnipe before I found her.
881
00:53:15,255 --> 00:53:17,341
Mangy and half-starved,
882
00:53:18,759 --> 00:53:21,845
hanging out with those rejects
from the Den of Thieves.
883
00:53:43,325 --> 00:53:44,993
She had no fear.
884
00:53:46,328 --> 00:53:47,788
Such potential.
885
00:53:54,461 --> 00:53:56,088
So I took her in.
886
00:53:57,673 --> 00:53:59,943
I made her what she is today.
887
00:53:59,967 --> 00:54:01,527
Stand up straight.
888
00:54:01,551 --> 00:54:02,695
Yes, master.
889
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:06,366
So you went through all of this just to
get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom?
890
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,450
Why?
891
00:54:07,474 --> 00:54:13,355
I, too, came from humble beginnings
and dreamed of becoming something more.
892
00:54:13,897 --> 00:54:15,375
I wanted respect and power.
893
00:54:15,399 --> 00:54:18,127
I wanted to be a
master of kung fu.
894
00:54:18,151 --> 00:54:19,212
Say what?
895
00:54:19,236 --> 00:54:22,799
I was turned away from every
training hall I went to.
896
00:54:22,823 --> 00:54:26,886
They would say I was
too small, too lowly,
897
00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:30,098
and that kung fu
was not my destiny.
898
00:54:30,122 --> 00:54:33,351
And so, I chose
a different path.
899
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,103
Sorcery.
900
00:54:35,127 --> 00:54:36,378
I grew.
901
00:54:37,337 --> 00:54:38,648
I excelled.
902
00:54:38,672 --> 00:54:42,485
And I got everything
I had ever dreamed of.
903
00:54:42,509 --> 00:54:45,446
Everything except kung fu.
904
00:54:45,470 --> 00:54:49,683
Just because I can look like Tai Lung
doesn't mean I can fight like him.
905
00:54:50,809 --> 00:54:54,914
You see, Po, kung fu may
be performed by the body,
906
00:54:54,938 --> 00:54:58,001
but its secrets are
housed in the spirit.
907
00:54:58,025 --> 00:55:00,628
And now that I have access
to the Spirit Realm...
908
00:55:00,652 --> 00:55:02,839
You're gonna steal
Tai Lung's kung fu.
909
00:55:02,863 --> 00:55:06,426
His and those of every master
villain that came before me.
910
00:55:06,450 --> 00:55:11,347
And once I do, no one will
dare underestimate me again.
911
00:55:11,371 --> 00:55:13,415
You forgot about me.
912
00:55:16,168 --> 00:55:18,187
Don't bother, Po.
913
00:55:18,211 --> 00:55:23,359
Those bars are enchanted with some
very old and very powerful magic.
914
00:55:23,383 --> 00:55:27,322
You'd need at least ten Dragon
Warriors to get through them.
915
00:55:27,346 --> 00:55:28,865
Then I won't go through them.
916
00:55:28,889 --> 00:55:31,016
I'll go under them.
917
00:55:45,530 --> 00:55:47,950
Well, that's frustrating
for all sorts of reasons.
918
00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:57,709
Whoa!
919
00:56:25,279 --> 00:56:27,239
- Po!
- Zhen?
920
00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:29,342
My staff! Hand it over.
921
00:56:29,366 --> 00:56:32,345
I'm so sorry I lied to you. I
was just doing what I was told.
922
00:56:32,369 --> 00:56:34,681
Apologize later. Right now,
I have to stop The Chameleon.
923
00:56:34,705 --> 00:56:36,432
Po!
924
00:56:36,456 --> 00:56:37,791
Zhen?
925
00:56:42,921 --> 00:56:44,423
No!
926
00:56:50,512 --> 00:56:52,240
Well done, Zhen.
927
00:56:52,264 --> 00:56:54,450
You never said you
were gonna hurt him.
928
00:56:54,474 --> 00:56:56,685
What's the second
rule of the streets?
929
00:56:57,644 --> 00:56:59,247
Someone always gets hurt.
930
00:56:59,271 --> 00:57:01,356
And make sure it's never you.
931
00:57:02,190 --> 00:57:05,128
I just wish there
had been another way.
932
00:57:05,152 --> 00:57:06,862
Third rule of the streets?
933
00:57:07,362 --> 00:57:08,590
Third rule?
934
00:57:08,614 --> 00:57:11,217
Some would say it's
the most important:
935
00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:14,870
No one is interested
in your feelings.
936
00:57:16,622 --> 00:57:19,124
Chop-chop! We have a
Spirit Realm to plunder.
937
00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:22,020
And smile.
938
00:57:22,044 --> 00:57:24,230
Nobody likes a grouch.
939
00:57:24,254 --> 00:57:27,883
Honestly, Zhen, I don't know
where you pick up such bad habits.
940
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:36,600
If I could...
941
00:57:40,479 --> 00:57:41,479
Hey there.
942
00:57:42,231 --> 00:57:43,774
Whoa!
943
00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:47,819
Get off me! Ow! Ow!
944
00:57:53,033 --> 00:57:54,409
Son!
945
00:58:02,209 --> 00:58:04,628
Now save me.
946
00:58:05,963 --> 00:58:06,964
Hi, Son.
947
00:58:10,759 --> 00:58:13,387
It's okay. We've got
you, Po. We've got you.
948
00:58:15,764 --> 00:58:17,116
So you followed me.
949
00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:18,493
It was his idea.
950
00:58:18,517 --> 00:58:20,453
Okay, okay. It was
both our ideas.
951
00:58:20,477 --> 00:58:22,622
We only follow because we love.
952
00:58:22,646 --> 00:58:25,607
No, you followed because
you didn't believe in me.
953
00:58:26,817 --> 00:58:27,943
And because we love?
954
00:58:29,111 --> 00:58:31,113
Well, you're right.
955
00:58:31,738 --> 00:58:33,574
I screwed up big-time.
956
00:58:34,449 --> 00:58:36,261
I trusted the wrong person.
957
00:58:36,285 --> 00:58:38,870
I gave the Staff of Wisdom
right to The Chameleon.
958
00:58:40,539 --> 00:58:41,540
Oh...
959
00:58:42,249 --> 00:58:46,878
Po, that was a very
big-time screw-up.
960
00:58:49,715 --> 00:58:53,236
If only I'd listened to Master Shifu
and stayed in the Valley of Peace,
961
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:56,823
The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff,
and none of this would be happening.
962
00:58:56,847 --> 00:58:59,784
I was just so determined to
keep things the way they were.
963
00:58:59,808 --> 00:59:02,954
Everyone is afraid
of change, Po.
964
00:59:02,978 --> 00:59:04,581
Even me.
965
00:59:04,605 --> 00:59:07,458
There was a time not so long ago
966
00:59:07,482 --> 00:59:12,380
when all I wanted to be was the
greatest noodle chef in the valley.
967
00:59:12,404 --> 00:59:13,864
So what happened?
968
00:59:14,448 --> 00:59:16,926
I became the greatest
noodle chef in the valley.
969
00:59:16,950 --> 00:59:18,052
It's true.
970
00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:20,120
But I also became a father.
971
00:59:20,829 --> 00:59:23,957
And nothing... nothing's
ever been the same since.
972
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:27,395
Change doesn't always
have to be a bad thing.
973
00:59:27,419 --> 00:59:31,006
Why do you think I always change
the menu at the restaurant?
974
00:59:32,633 --> 00:59:35,153
Because if things
stayed the same forever,
975
00:59:35,177 --> 00:59:38,055
sooner or later, they
would lose their flavor.
976
00:59:39,681 --> 00:59:40,783
He's right, Po.
977
00:59:40,807 --> 00:59:44,078
Since I left my village, I've
become a bit of a warrior.
978
00:59:44,102 --> 00:59:46,021
Strong. Brave.
979
00:59:47,439 --> 00:59:49,250
Move it.
980
00:59:49,274 --> 00:59:50,359
This way.
981
00:59:51,026 --> 00:59:53,695
Get those cages
up there. Come on.
982
00:59:54,529 --> 00:59:56,591
Hmm. This looks bad.
983
00:59:56,615 --> 00:59:57,717
Really bad.
984
00:59:57,741 --> 00:59:58,801
Move it.
985
00:59:58,825 --> 01:00:00,744
Come on.
986
01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:10,188
Don't tell me you were actually starting
to become friends with that panda.
987
01:00:10,212 --> 01:00:12,815
What? No. It's-It's just...
988
01:00:12,839 --> 01:00:16,569
When we want something, we must use
whatever is at our disposal to get it.
989
01:00:16,593 --> 01:00:19,846
That's all that panda
was, something to use.
990
01:00:21,515 --> 01:00:26,204
Is that why you took me in? So I
could help you get what you wanted?
991
01:00:26,228 --> 01:00:27,622
Zhen.
992
01:00:27,646 --> 01:00:32,085
I took you in because you were clever
and ruthless and unsentimental,
993
01:00:32,109 --> 01:00:33,169
like me.
994
01:00:33,193 --> 01:00:35,547
And the day you stop
being those things
995
01:00:35,571 --> 01:00:39,926
is the day when, yes, you
stop being useful to me.
996
01:00:39,950 --> 01:00:43,537
So for both of our
sakes, don't change.
997
01:00:49,793 --> 01:00:55,650
Tonight, when the blood moon rises to
its highest point in the night sky,
998
01:00:55,674 --> 01:01:01,597
I will open the door to the Spirit Realm,
and all of its secrets will be mine!
999
01:01:07,811 --> 01:01:10,105
Does the blood moon
always rise this slowly?
1000
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:14,610
I seem to remember
it rising faster.
1001
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,589
No?
1002
01:01:17,613 --> 01:01:18,697
Just me?
1003
01:01:19,865 --> 01:01:20,866
Hmm.
1004
01:01:22,993 --> 01:01:24,137
Ugh.
1005
01:01:24,161 --> 01:01:26,306
It's just for dramatic
effect anyway.
1006
01:01:26,330 --> 01:01:29,291
I think I'm just gonna
open the Spirit Realm now.
1007
01:01:41,261 --> 01:01:42,930
Bring me Tai Lung!
1008
01:01:53,190 --> 01:01:54,191
Tai Lung.
1009
01:01:55,275 --> 01:01:56,252
Big fan.
1010
01:01:56,276 --> 01:01:59,130
Who are you, and what are
you doing with that staff?
1011
01:01:59,154 --> 01:02:02,258
This was given to me by
an old friend of yours.
1012
01:02:02,282 --> 01:02:03,760
The puffy panda?
1013
01:02:03,784 --> 01:02:05,220
Po might be an idiot,
1014
01:02:05,244 --> 01:02:09,182
but he'd never willingly hand over
Oogway's staff to the likes of you.
1015
01:02:09,206 --> 01:02:11,583
Who said anything
about willingly?
1016
01:02:20,467 --> 01:02:24,822
Hmm. Apparently I
misjudged you, lizard.
1017
01:02:24,846 --> 01:02:27,325
Now, why have you
brought me back?
1018
01:02:27,349 --> 01:02:29,494
I summoned you here so
that you could teach me
1019
01:02:29,518 --> 01:02:31,579
your most legendary
kung fu moves.
1020
01:02:31,603 --> 01:02:34,707
I don't share my
skills with anyone.
1021
01:02:34,731 --> 01:02:36,441
It wasn't a request.
1022
01:03:27,492 --> 01:03:29,470
Yes, I got it!
1023
01:03:29,494 --> 01:03:31,556
The Tai Lung nerve strike.
1024
01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:33,749
The power, the precision.
1025
01:03:37,419 --> 01:03:39,606
What have you done to me?
1026
01:03:39,630 --> 01:03:43,216
All of your kung fu is now mine.
1027
01:03:44,134 --> 01:03:48,573
And the best part is, I'm
just getting warmed up.
1028
01:03:48,597 --> 01:03:50,974
Bring me General Kai.
1029
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,314
Bring me Master Osprey.
1030
01:03:59,358 --> 01:04:01,568
Master Bull.
1031
01:04:08,242 --> 01:04:09,302
Po, wait!
1032
01:04:09,326 --> 01:04:11,596
Please be reasonable.
1033
01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:13,806
I'm not going anywhere
until I get my staff back.
1034
01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:15,892
No staff is worth your life.
1035
01:04:15,916 --> 01:04:18,311
As long as I'm still
the Dragon Warrior,
1036
01:04:18,335 --> 01:04:20,963
I won't let anyone else
get hurt because of me.
1037
01:04:37,896 --> 01:04:38,896
Po!
1038
01:04:39,815 --> 01:04:40,941
You're alive!
1039
01:04:43,902 --> 01:04:46,047
Please. I made a mistake.
1040
01:04:46,071 --> 01:04:48,949
So did I. Trusting you.
1041
01:04:49,533 --> 01:04:50,533
I'm sorry.
1042
01:04:51,076 --> 01:04:52,887
Did your master tell
you to say that too?
1043
01:04:52,911 --> 01:04:56,123
She's not my master.
I'm leaving, for good.
1044
01:04:56,957 --> 01:04:58,226
It's the truth.
1045
01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:00,335
I was wrong about everything.
1046
01:05:01,628 --> 01:05:04,023
What are you doing?
1047
01:05:04,047 --> 01:05:05,650
Stopping you.
1048
01:05:05,674 --> 01:05:07,527
Get out of my way, Zhen.
1049
01:05:07,551 --> 01:05:08,802
No.
1050
01:05:09,595 --> 01:05:10,489
Move.
1051
01:05:10,513 --> 01:05:12,240
You want me to move?
1052
01:05:12,264 --> 01:05:13,533
Move me.
1053
01:05:13,557 --> 01:05:16,143
First you betray me, and
now you wanna fight me?
1054
01:05:17,269 --> 01:05:18,705
Why are you doing this?
1055
01:05:18,729 --> 01:05:21,732
To stop you from getting killed.
1056
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,929
What do you care if
I get killed or not?
1057
01:06:07,778 --> 01:06:09,380
Please, Po.
1058
01:06:09,404 --> 01:06:11,615
Just let me do one thing right.
1059
01:06:16,787 --> 01:06:19,623
You're not the only one who's
made some bad choices lately.
1060
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,728
You're really gonna go
through with this, aren't you?
1061
01:06:23,752 --> 01:06:24,854
'Fraid so.
1062
01:06:24,878 --> 01:06:27,774
And there's nothing I can
do to talk you out of it?
1063
01:06:27,798 --> 01:06:28,942
I'm afraid not.
1064
01:06:28,966 --> 01:06:30,944
You can't beat her, you know.
1065
01:06:30,968 --> 01:06:32,552
You're probably right.
1066
01:06:34,012 --> 01:06:35,430
But I have to try.
1067
01:06:37,057 --> 01:06:38,993
Get as far away from
this place as you can.
1068
01:06:39,017 --> 01:06:40,078
Po!
1069
01:06:40,102 --> 01:06:42,288
We should never have
let him come here.
1070
01:06:42,312 --> 01:06:44,541
We are such terrible fathers.
1071
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,459
At least you didn't
lie and betray him.
1072
01:06:46,483 --> 01:06:48,878
Well, that's true. You're worse.
1073
01:06:48,902 --> 01:06:50,797
I am a terrible friend.
1074
01:06:50,821 --> 01:06:53,508
"Friend"? That feels
a little generous, no?
1075
01:06:53,532 --> 01:06:55,718
Uh, l-let's just
give up. Surrender.
1076
01:06:55,742 --> 01:06:57,387
We can't let him
go in there alone.
1077
01:06:57,411 --> 01:06:58,972
What can we do?
1078
01:06:58,996 --> 01:07:01,432
There are just three
of us against an army.
1079
01:07:01,456 --> 01:07:04,251
Then I guess we'll just have
to get an army of our own.
1080
01:07:17,264 --> 01:07:19,141
Hey! Listen up, everybody!
1081
01:07:22,936 --> 01:07:25,564
Quack!
1082
01:07:27,941 --> 01:07:29,168
Thank you.
1083
01:07:29,192 --> 01:07:31,278
The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.
1084
01:07:32,195 --> 01:07:34,281
- Who?
- You know, Po.
1085
01:07:35,741 --> 01:07:36,909
The panda.
1086
01:07:39,953 --> 01:07:42,015
No, no. A different panda.
1087
01:07:42,039 --> 01:07:44,249
- I'm his father.
- I'm also his father.
1088
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,144
Okay, that doesn't matter.
1089
01:07:46,168 --> 01:07:49,814
What matters is that my friend's
in trouble and he needs my help.
1090
01:07:49,838 --> 01:07:51,774
So, I need yours.
1091
01:07:51,798 --> 01:07:53,610
Why should we help you?
1092
01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:54,944
Because...
1093
01:07:54,968 --> 01:07:56,053
Because
1094
01:07:56,929 --> 01:07:58,472
it's the right thing to do.
1095
01:08:02,809 --> 01:08:04,746
Stop it. Stop.
1096
01:08:04,770 --> 01:08:06,104
Stop laughing.
1097
01:08:07,397 --> 01:08:09,709
Look, I know you think
it might be too late
1098
01:08:09,733 --> 01:08:14,464
for a bunch of cheats, thieves and
cutthroats like us to change our ways,
1099
01:08:14,488 --> 01:08:19,551
but a good friend once told me it's
never too late to do the right thing.
1100
01:08:19,575 --> 01:08:23,096
So what you're saying is,
the more right we do now,
1101
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:25,140
the more wrong we can do later.
1102
01:08:25,164 --> 01:08:26,350
What? No.
1103
01:08:26,374 --> 01:08:28,895
And with The Chameleon
out of the way...
1104
01:08:28,919 --> 01:08:31,105
We can finally do all
the wrong we want.
1105
01:08:31,129 --> 01:08:33,149
I-I think you're missing
the fundamental point.
1106
01:08:33,173 --> 01:08:35,777
Violence, violence, violence.
1107
01:08:35,801 --> 01:08:39,638
Are you guys ready to do the
right thing for the wrong reasons?
1108
01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:47,205
Now, you see, this mistake
this Dragon Warrior fellow made
1109
01:08:47,229 --> 01:08:48,998
was underestimating
his opponent.
1110
01:08:49,022 --> 01:08:51,960
I never would have walked
into such an obvious trap.
1111
01:08:51,984 --> 01:08:53,485
Hey.
1112
01:08:56,071 --> 01:08:58,716
Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon
Warrior fellow made was that...
1113
01:08:58,740 --> 01:09:00,409
Shut up, Larry.
1114
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,433
This place is crawling with
more guards than I've ever seen.
1115
01:09:07,457 --> 01:09:09,519
I'm never gonna
get to Po in time.
1116
01:09:09,543 --> 01:09:12,313
You just get to Po. We'll
take care of the guards.
1117
01:09:12,337 --> 01:09:13,690
We will?
1118
01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:15,190
I-I mean, we will.
1119
01:09:15,214 --> 01:09:16,425
But how?
1120
01:09:16,925 --> 01:09:18,593
Just leave that to me.
1121
01:09:49,833 --> 01:09:51,293
General Kai?
1122
01:09:52,044 --> 01:09:53,270
Lord Shen?
1123
01:09:53,294 --> 01:09:57,233
Those are all my old
nemesis-es. Nemes-ee. Nemes-i?
1124
01:09:57,257 --> 01:10:00,278
The Chameleon is pulling
spirits from the Spirit Realm
1125
01:10:00,302 --> 01:10:02,322
and draining us
of all our moves.
1126
01:10:02,346 --> 01:10:05,158
And she's using
your staff to do it.
1127
01:10:05,182 --> 01:10:07,160
I'm here to get it back.
1128
01:10:07,184 --> 01:10:08,661
I won't hold my breath.
1129
01:10:08,685 --> 01:10:10,205
Um, I'm sorry, do I know you?
1130
01:10:10,229 --> 01:10:12,022
Do you know me? It's Scott.
1131
01:10:13,815 --> 01:10:15,752
The fire-breathing crocodile?
1132
01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:18,838
Oh, right! Scott!
1133
01:10:18,862 --> 01:10:21,132
Master Shifu and I were
just talking about you.
1134
01:10:21,156 --> 01:10:22,616
Panda.
1135
01:10:23,242 --> 01:10:26,995
Oogway made a mistake choosing
you as the Dragon Warrior.
1136
01:10:28,121 --> 01:10:32,227
I just didn't realize how big
a mistake it was until now.
1137
01:10:32,251 --> 01:10:34,771
Whoa. Tai Lung?
1138
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:38,316
I'm gonna get that staff
back, restore your kung fu,
1139
01:10:38,340 --> 01:10:40,777
and return you all back
to the Spirit Realm.
1140
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,111
You'll see.
1141
01:10:42,135 --> 01:10:43,470
All I see
1142
01:10:44,304 --> 01:10:46,223
is a broken promise.
1143
01:10:51,353 --> 01:10:55,833
All right, you bunch of
cantankerous Komodos.
1144
01:10:55,857 --> 01:10:59,128
Now, this can go
one of two ways.
1145
01:10:59,152 --> 01:11:02,924
The easy way, in which
you surrender willingly,
1146
01:11:02,948 --> 01:11:07,053
or the hard way, where
you surrender woundedly.
1147
01:11:07,077 --> 01:11:09,871
The choice is yours.
1148
01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:16,128
I was kidding! I was kidding!
1149
01:11:25,053 --> 01:11:26,054
Aw.
1150
01:11:28,265 --> 01:11:29,808
Ow! Ow!
1151
01:11:32,144 --> 01:11:33,145
Thanks, Ping.
1152
01:11:37,482 --> 01:11:38,609
Run away!
1153
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:45,699
Cannonball!
1154
01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:55,351
Oh, is it too spicy?
1155
01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:58,104
Mmm. No. It's got
the perfect kick.
1156
01:11:58,128 --> 01:12:01,381
Ginseng. That's the secret
to my mulberry punch.
1157
01:12:08,347 --> 01:12:11,600
That panda was right. More
violence later is better!
1158
01:12:12,225 --> 01:12:13,560
Yay!
1159
01:12:19,524 --> 01:12:22,110
I believe you have something
that belongs to me.
1160
01:12:25,489 --> 01:12:27,634
Can't you even die right?
1161
01:12:27,658 --> 01:12:29,594
Can't you even kill wrong?
1162
01:12:29,618 --> 01:12:31,930
No. Wordplay didn't
come together.
1163
01:12:31,954 --> 01:12:33,288
Now, about that staff...
1164
01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:36,643
Take it.
1165
01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:39,336
I already have everything
I need from it anyway.
1166
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,106
I think this was destiny.
1167
01:12:42,130 --> 01:12:46,611
A final face-off between
formidable adversaries,
1168
01:12:46,635 --> 01:12:49,447
alike in so many ways.
1169
01:12:49,471 --> 01:12:51,074
If only I had a
dumpling for every time
1170
01:12:51,098 --> 01:12:52,992
a villain told me how
much we had in common.
1171
01:12:53,016 --> 01:12:54,077
It's true.
1172
01:12:54,101 --> 01:12:56,412
We've both risen to
the highest of heights.
1173
01:12:56,436 --> 01:12:59,541
It's a shame only one of
us can come out on top.
1174
01:12:59,565 --> 01:13:02,168
It is a shame, for you.
1175
01:13:02,192 --> 01:13:07,131
My combined powers of sorcery
and kung fu make me unstoppable.
1176
01:13:07,155 --> 01:13:11,594
And once I dispense with you, I'll
expand my rule from Juniper City to...
1177
01:13:11,618 --> 01:13:13,388
Every other city
and town and village
1178
01:13:13,412 --> 01:13:15,139
from here to the Valley
of Peace and beyond.
1179
01:13:15,163 --> 01:13:16,349
Yeah, I know.
1180
01:13:16,373 --> 01:13:18,434
But how did you know?
1181
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:22,421
I saw it in a vision because
I'm the Dragon Warrior,
1182
01:13:24,590 --> 01:13:25,900
for now at least.
1183
01:13:25,924 --> 01:13:29,511
But I've realized that it's
probably time I made a change.
1184
01:13:30,596 --> 01:13:31,990
And so should you.
1185
01:13:32,014 --> 01:13:34,867
I'm The Chameleon. I
do nothing but change.
1186
01:13:34,891 --> 01:13:36,703
Only on the outside.
1187
01:13:36,727 --> 01:13:39,455
Real change happens from within.
1188
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,916
And if we're really
as alike as you say,
1189
01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:43,960
then maybe we could both
let go of who we were
1190
01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:46,403
and become something
better than we already are.
1191
01:13:47,195 --> 01:13:49,698
- What do you say?
- I say...
1192
01:13:52,284 --> 01:13:53,785
Well, I saw that coming.
1193
01:13:56,079 --> 01:13:57,765
We're very proud of you.
1194
01:13:57,789 --> 01:13:58,975
You tried it our way.
1195
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,102
Now try it yours.
1196
01:14:01,126 --> 01:14:03,354
Kick her butt.
1197
01:14:03,378 --> 01:14:05,297
I'm way ahead of you.
1198
01:14:13,347 --> 01:14:15,515
Master Elephant's Trunk Twist.
1199
01:14:18,894 --> 01:14:20,812
Master Boar's Tusks of Terror.
1200
01:14:21,897 --> 01:14:23,899
Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury.
1201
01:14:28,946 --> 01:14:30,906
Master Bull's Horns of Doom.
1202
01:14:33,325 --> 01:14:34,510
What?
1203
01:14:34,534 --> 01:14:35,869
Recognize this move?
1204
01:14:38,497 --> 01:14:41,184
Is that how I sound? I
don't sound like that, do I?
1205
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:44,461
You didn't earn those
skills. You just stole them!
1206
01:14:45,545 --> 01:14:47,106
Give him a left,
a right, uppercut.
1207
01:14:47,130 --> 01:14:50,693
- Which one are you rooting for?
- I'm not sure. This is all very confusing.
1208
01:14:50,717 --> 01:14:53,446
I'm stronger than every
opponent you've ever faced,
1209
01:14:53,470 --> 01:14:56,866
because I am every
opponent you've ever faced.
1210
01:14:56,890 --> 01:14:57,890
Po!
1211
01:15:10,445 --> 01:15:13,216
Whoa. I gotta workshop
those heroic entrances.
1212
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,534
Nah, it was just right.
1213
01:15:17,369 --> 01:15:20,682
I knew I should have left you to
rot in the gutter where you belong.
1214
01:15:20,706 --> 01:15:23,333
Better to rot in the gutter
than under your thumb.
1215
01:15:31,425 --> 01:15:33,319
Two against one?
1216
01:15:33,343 --> 01:15:35,530
Well, now, that
doesn't seem fair.
1217
01:15:35,554 --> 01:15:37,723
I'll have to even the odds.
1218
01:15:38,932 --> 01:15:40,601
Master Cobra.
1219
01:15:41,268 --> 01:15:43,329
Master Osprey.
1220
01:15:43,353 --> 01:15:45,373
Master Scorpion.
1221
01:15:45,397 --> 01:15:47,417
Master Wolf.
1222
01:15:47,441 --> 01:15:49,878
General Kai.
1223
01:15:49,902 --> 01:15:51,194
Lord Shen.
1224
01:15:55,407 --> 01:15:58,452
That is awesome!
1225
01:15:59,578 --> 01:16:01,580
I mean, it's disturbing,
but it's awesome.
1226
01:16:18,972 --> 01:16:19,972
Whoa!
1227
01:16:20,724 --> 01:16:22,225
Zhen!
1228
01:16:34,613 --> 01:16:36,657
No!
1229
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:44,331
Whoa, whoa!
1230
01:16:56,885 --> 01:16:58,136
Po!
1231
01:17:04,977 --> 01:17:06,645
I thought we were friends.
1232
01:17:08,522 --> 01:17:09,582
Stand back.
1233
01:17:09,606 --> 01:17:11,942
I'm gonna kick my butt.
1234
01:18:34,691 --> 01:18:35,960
Come on, Po, get out of there.
1235
01:18:35,984 --> 01:18:38,421
- You have to do this.
- I can't beat The Chameleon.
1236
01:18:38,445 --> 01:18:40,048
A wise, old tortoise
once told me
1237
01:18:40,072 --> 01:18:42,300
that you never know what
you can do until you do it.
1238
01:18:42,324 --> 01:18:44,469
The fate of the world
hangs in the balance,
1239
01:18:44,493 --> 01:18:47,055
and you're here giving me
life advice from a tortoise?
1240
01:18:47,079 --> 01:18:48,664
Be the pit, Zhen.
1241
01:18:49,289 --> 01:18:50,999
Be the pit.
1242
01:19:00,759 --> 01:19:02,403
And what do you
think you're doing?
1243
01:19:02,427 --> 01:19:04,155
Finishing what Po started.
1244
01:19:04,179 --> 01:19:07,057
Oh, please. How many times
do I have to tell you?
1245
01:19:09,059 --> 01:19:10,477
Don't slouch.
1246
01:19:20,487 --> 01:19:22,757
You ungrateful little urchin.
1247
01:19:22,781 --> 01:19:26,952
After all I've done for you,
you betrayed me for the panda?
1248
01:19:27,953 --> 01:19:31,683
First rule of the streets:
Never trust anyone.
1249
01:19:31,707 --> 01:19:35,103
Ha! You can't defeat me.
I know all your moves.
1250
01:19:35,127 --> 01:19:36,688
Not this one.
1251
01:19:36,712 --> 01:19:40,316
Roll, stir, serve,
1252
01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:42,467
and ska-blam!
1253
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:50,034
Yes!
1254
01:19:50,058 --> 01:19:53,353
Second rule: Someone
always gets hurt.
1255
01:19:53,979 --> 01:19:55,582
Now, that's a cool move.
1256
01:19:55,606 --> 01:19:58,418
Po! You could have gotten out
of that cage anytime you wanted?
1257
01:19:58,442 --> 01:19:59,586
You faker.
1258
01:19:59,610 --> 01:20:01,671
It's not faking. It's Method.
1259
01:20:01,695 --> 01:20:04,883
Besides, how's a peach pit
ever supposed to become a tree
1260
01:20:04,907 --> 01:20:07,701
if you never give it
the chance to grow?
1261
01:20:09,953 --> 01:20:12,765
And, hey, you stirred
faster and rolled higher.
1262
01:20:12,789 --> 01:20:15,792
But for the last
time, the word is
1263
01:20:22,925 --> 01:20:24,051
"skadoosh."
1264
01:20:49,826 --> 01:20:52,537
Maybe Oogway was
right about you.
1265
01:20:55,290 --> 01:20:57,626
You aren't completely
useless after all.
1266
01:20:58,502 --> 01:21:00,045
Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.
1267
01:21:10,472 --> 01:21:12,909
That's my son.
1268
01:21:12,933 --> 01:21:14,101
Our son.
1269
01:21:15,143 --> 01:21:19,314
I think it's time you
send us home, panda.
1270
01:21:53,724 --> 01:21:56,077
Zhen, do something!
1271
01:21:56,101 --> 01:21:59,897
Third rule: No one's
interested in your feelings.
1272
01:22:04,985 --> 01:22:08,989
See you on the other
side, Dragon Warrior.
1273
01:22:31,470 --> 01:22:33,615
We packed some food
for your time in jail.
1274
01:22:33,639 --> 01:22:36,409
Let's hope it's not
your final meal.
1275
01:22:36,433 --> 01:22:37,976
Thanks, guys.
1276
01:22:38,852 --> 01:22:43,541
I was thinking, after I serve my
time and I'm a free fox again,
1277
01:22:43,565 --> 01:22:46,377
maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture
places that are all the rage.
1278
01:22:46,401 --> 01:22:51,240
I think you're better suited for a job
with a little more room for growth.
1279
01:22:55,077 --> 01:22:56,078
Jade Palace?
1280
01:22:57,913 --> 01:22:59,641
Her?
1281
01:22:59,665 --> 01:23:03,519
Out of all the candidates you choose
to train as your worthy successor,
1282
01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:05,230
you chose the fox?
1283
01:23:05,254 --> 01:23:07,315
You know when you
know, you know?
1284
01:23:07,339 --> 01:23:09,943
Fine, choose who you want.
A thief, a stick, a carrot.
1285
01:23:09,967 --> 01:23:11,736
I don't even know why I bother.
1286
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,596
I'm going to go
meditate... a lot.
1287
01:23:17,057 --> 01:23:18,934
Don't worry. He'll come around.
1288
01:23:19,601 --> 01:23:21,603
Probably. Maybe.
1289
01:23:23,397 --> 01:23:24,982
Hey, you okay?
1290
01:23:26,942 --> 01:23:29,653
He's right. What about me
says I'm ready for this?
1291
01:23:30,862 --> 01:23:33,132
Well, as I learned from
working in my dad's kitchen,
1292
01:23:33,156 --> 01:23:37,720
sometimes the greatest dishes come
from the most unlikely ingredients.
1293
01:23:37,744 --> 01:23:39,806
Hey, that's not bad.
1294
01:23:39,830 --> 01:23:41,641
Okay, I see you,
Spiritual Leader.
1295
01:23:41,665 --> 01:23:44,477
Yeah. I'm getting the hang
of this proverb thing.
1296
01:23:44,501 --> 01:23:47,605
One shouldn't do a deep squat
with a chopstick in one's pocket.
1297
01:23:47,629 --> 01:23:49,607
Maybe you should just
stick to kicking butt.
1298
01:23:49,631 --> 01:23:53,486
Money can't buy happiness, but it
sure can buy a lot of dumplings.
1299
01:23:53,510 --> 01:23:55,822
Why does it always come
back to dumplings with you?
1300
01:23:55,846 --> 01:24:00,577
When life gives you lemons, make
pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
1301
01:24:00,601 --> 01:24:01,661
We get it.
1302
01:24:01,685 --> 01:24:04,605
You can't have your moon
cake and eat it too.
1303
01:24:05,188 --> 01:24:08,418
Although, I guess you could have moon cake
and then order mango pudding on the side.
1304
01:24:08,442 --> 01:24:10,360
Can we just start
the training now?
1305
01:24:12,946 --> 01:24:14,364
Inner peace.
1306
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,700
Inner peace.
1307
01:24:17,492 --> 01:24:18,761
Inner peace.
1308
01:24:18,785 --> 01:24:19,846
Hey, Master Shifu.
1309
01:24:19,870 --> 01:24:20,930
Look, there's two of us.
1310
01:24:20,954 --> 01:24:23,057
- You're doing great, Shifu.
- You're not breathing with your belly.
1311
01:24:23,081 --> 01:24:24,917
- You look a little tired.
- Are you tired?
1312
01:24:26,668 --> 01:24:28,879
- You do look like a squirrel.
- Do you want a cookie?
1313
01:24:33,634 --> 01:24:35,302
Inner peace.
1314
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,180
Inner peace.
1315
01:24:39,556 --> 01:24:41,350
Inner peace.
1316
01:24:49,816 --> 01:24:51,610
Are you ready to
begin your training?
1317
01:24:52,194 --> 01:24:53,421
Are you?
1318
01:24:53,445 --> 01:24:56,031
Yes, and I brought
a little help.
1319
01:24:56,907 --> 01:25:02,055
♪ Oh, baby, baby How
was I suppose to know ♪
1320
01:25:02,079 --> 01:25:03,247
Whoa.
1321
01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:07,167
{\an8}♪ That somethin'
wasn't right here ♪
1322
01:25:10,587 --> 01:25:12,547
{\an8}Ow! Oh, it's hot! Hot, hot!
1323
01:25:13,131 --> 01:25:15,818
{\an8}♪ And now you're
out of sight, yeah ♪
1324
01:25:15,842 --> 01:25:18,196
{\an8}♪ Show me, how you want it... ♪
1325
01:25:18,220 --> 01:25:21,431
{\an8}Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1326
01:25:22,516 --> 01:25:25,787
{\an8}♪ I need to know
now, oh, because ♪
1327
01:25:25,811 --> 01:25:30,250
{\an8}♪ My loneliness is
killin' me, and I ♪
1328
01:25:30,274 --> 01:25:35,421
{\an8}- ♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪
- ♪Still believe ♪
1329
01:25:35,445 --> 01:25:38,740
♪ When I'm not with
you, I lose my mind ♪
1330
01:25:42,661 --> 01:25:45,122
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1331
01:25:52,087 --> 01:25:54,172
{\an8}♪ Girl, you got me blinded ♪
1332
01:26:00,929 --> 01:26:03,866
♪ It's not the
way I planned it ♪
1333
01:26:03,890 --> 01:26:07,811
♪ Show me how you
want it to be ♪
1334
01:26:10,564 --> 01:26:13,835
{\an8}♪ 'Cause I need to
know now, oh, because ♪
1335
01:26:13,859 --> 01:26:18,506
{\an8}♪ My loneliness is
killin' me, and I ♪
1336
01:26:18,530 --> 01:26:23,386
- ♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪
- ♪ Still believe ♪
1337
01:26:23,410 --> 01:26:26,764
♪ When I'm not with
you, I lose my mind ♪
1338
01:26:26,788 --> 01:26:29,976
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1339
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,021
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1340
01:26:33,045 --> 01:26:37,859
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby Hit me one more time ♪
1341
01:26:37,883 --> 01:26:41,613
- ♪ Hit me, oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
1342
01:26:41,637 --> 01:26:44,473
- ♪ One more time ♪
- ♪ Hit me ♪
1343
01:26:47,225 --> 01:26:49,746
{\an8}♪ Hit me, baby,
but not too hard ♪
1344
01:26:49,770 --> 01:26:51,748
{\an8}♪ Hit me one more time ♪
1345
01:26:51,772 --> 01:26:54,459
{\an8}♪ Hit me, baby,
but not too hard ♪
1346
01:26:54,483 --> 01:26:56,443
♪ One more time, again ♪
1347
01:26:57,110 --> 01:26:58,963
{\an8}♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
1348
01:26:58,987 --> 01:27:02,574
♪ How was I suppose to know ♪
1349
01:27:03,867 --> 01:27:06,763
♪ That something
wasn't right here ♪
1350
01:27:06,787 --> 01:27:12,787
{\an8}♪ Oh, pretty baby I
shouldn't have let you go ♪
1351
01:27:14,336 --> 01:27:16,898
♪ And I must confess ♪
1352
01:27:16,922 --> 01:27:19,108
♪ That my loneliness ♪
1353
01:27:19,132 --> 01:27:22,820
{\an8}♪ Is killing me now ♪
1354
01:27:22,844 --> 01:27:26,366
{\an8}♪ Don't you know
I still believe ♪
1355
01:27:26,390 --> 01:27:28,826
♪ That you will be here ♪
1356
01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:32,455
♪ And give me a sign ♪
1357
01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:35,416
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1358
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:40,171
♪ My loneliness is
killing me, and I ♪
1359
01:27:40,195 --> 01:27:45,134
♪ I must confess, I still
believe Still believe ♪
1360
01:27:45,158 --> 01:27:48,304
♪ When I'm not with
you I lose my mind ♪
1361
01:27:48,328 --> 01:27:52,058
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1362
01:27:52,082 --> 01:27:54,585
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪92960
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