All language subtitles for JAG S07E08 JAGATHON

Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean...

Sir?

Where did he come from? I didn't even
see him. Ma 'am, are you injured in any

way? No, I don't think so. Okay, do you
have a cell phone?

Yes. Get out of the car and dial 911.

Oh, my leg.

You may have a severed artery, Sergeant.

Can you help me, sir?

Is he okay?

Sir, I want you to put your hands here.

All right, Sergeant, I'm going to unlace
your boots.

Nothing.

Sergeant, I'm going to have to apply a
tourniquet.

Do you want to use my time?

No. Just keep the pressure on.

Do you have a pen?

Yeah.

Hang on to it.

Okay.

All right, that's going to hurt.

Now the bleeding stops.

You're minutes away.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

Petty Officer Dill?

Nice job, son, but when you're done with
this, you're going to have to come with

me.

Colonel, can we talk?

Talk? If you and I can decide on a deal,
we can end this now.

Let me think about it.

Hey, I'm doing you a favor here. I'm the
one holding the cards. Your client

impersonated an officer, Commander.

And then saved a man's life.

Which you haven't failed to mention at
every juncture of this trial. I'm proud

of all of you.

Anyway,

I wanted to go over the details of our
first ever charity jagathon.

Response has been excellent. We have
over 30 entrants in tomorrow's 10

-kilometer race.

We have raised over $9 ,000 for the
Pentagon Victims Fund.

And since Tim is our coordinator and
creator of the event, we'll now give you

the rest of the details, Lieutenant.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

First of all, the sign -in will be at
the south end of Carter Park at 1100.

We'll have water stations all over for
you guys. I have a master at arms and a

corpsman for security in any medical
emergencies.

The first and only prize, as I am sure
you are all aware, is highest -ranked

privilege for a whole day.

And don't forget, females get a three
-minute head start. So go, ladies.

Sir, I'd like to go on record saying I
consider that unfair.

And frankly, unnecessary.

Lieutenant Sims can't lose. Didn't
singers start with men?

If she prefers to, sir.

So be it.

Admiral, in that case, I would like to
start with the ladies.

Ladies,

take your mark.

I now pronounce the Jagathon officially
underway.

When was the last time you ran this
distance, Gunny? Marines run all the

Tyner. Yeah, but you're a desk jockey
now.

Are you questioning my fitness?

No, just curious.

Huh. I don't know. Six weeks. What about
you?

Oh, yesterday.

Maybe you better consider pacing
yourself.

I'm not worried.

That's the jarhead in you talking.

I take it easy.

And I take your sorry squid tactics out
of my face.

I think what you're doing is really
cool. Very proud of you.

Thank you, sweetheart.

I'm glad you said that because I need a
little something from you.

Anything?

I want you to have fun in the race.

I haven't entered.

Yes, you have. On your mark, get set...

Petty

officer's heroics are a significant
factor, Colonel. Not in terms of his

Now all you have to do is convince the
members of that.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey, did you scope out the track yet?

I haven't signed up.

The Academy's top middle -distance
runner? Why not?

Didn't feel right. I already made a
contribution to Lieutenant Dems.

Well, Sturgis, there's no one in this
race who can touch you.

I think the winner should be someone
who's been here for a while.

Excuse me.

I am available to talk further, Colonel.

Sounds like someone who's looking to
make a deal.

His client saved a life while
impersonating an officer.

It's been a challenge trying to stay on
point. The commander turns everything

into a forum on the petty officer's good
deed and why he should have been

accepted to OCS in the first place.

Smart.

Yeah, if you were me.

Offer that the eject confinement be
suspended so long as the accused takes

bad conduct discharge, packs up, and
leaves.

You think the commander would go for it?

I would.

Good luck.

Uh, Harm, maybe we can find a time to
sit down and talk.

When?

Um, when it happens.

Oh.

All right.

Hey, uh, I hope you do well tomorrow.

Yeah, same to you. Um, you feeling like
you're ready?

Hey, with Sturges out of the way, I have
no competition.

Commander, what are you doing in the
last place?

Kicking myself.

You look bad if you don't participate in
a race that I organized.

It's too long. I just can't handle the
distance.

You've been jogging with Commander
Turner.

Yeah, but I go a couple miles and he has
to go get his car and pick me up.

Jogging has been so good for you, but
you're losing weight. You can go at your

own pace.

I didn't get any pledges. I got some for
you.

Okay, look, Harriet, the point is that
I'll be out there with my colleagues,

people that I see every day.

No one's professional, bud.

Y 'all will be starting in the same
position you are.

But I'm afraid that I'm going to
embarrass myself.

Well, then don't do it for yourself.

Do it for me.

Why?

Because I have more faith in you.

You know what I'm going to do with my
first place prize?

I'm going to grant everyone in JAG Ops
highest rank for an hour.

Well worked, Tyler.

Why not?

Once you get to Lieutenant Singer,
she'll counterman your previous order

make yourself jacked forever.

What I'm going to do... Don't look at me
like that, Tyner. I have as much of a

chance of winning as you. I didn't say
anything.

You two look like you're glued together.

Bring him in.

I'm ready to talk, Commander.

I'm sorry, Colonel, but I'm off the
case. At least for the next 24 hours.

What happened?

Another client of mine escaped custody
this morning, was apprehended, and is

being arraigned in 40 minutes.

You can't ask for a continuum?

Colonel Blakely claims it'll push his
schedule.

My new co -counsel has taken the lead.
You have to make a deal with him.

Why have you turned down for RLCS?

A previous psychological evaluation,
sir. The doctor reported I was confused.

Did he give you a reason?

That's never been made clear to me, sir.

So why'd you do it? I was frustrated,
sir.

I wanted so badly to wear an officer's
uniform, I went out and bought one.

And what did you expect to accomplish by
doing this?

I wanted to prove that I was right about
myself, sir.

Even if others disagreed, the blues that
I bought, sir, fit like a glove. It was

like a sign.

Do you wish to continue your career in
the Navy?

Absolutely, sir. I know I can
contribute.

Well, petty off the deal.

With your consent, I'd like to take a
run at it.

You got it, sir.

This feels right to me.

Why, then?

I like your energy, sir.

It's bettered.

On your left!

I'll try and stay in one place,
Lieutenant.

Save yourself. You're wasting it on me.

I consider that an insult, sir.

You're doing great, sir.

Am I far behind?

Oh, very much so, sir.

It's a very interesting case, man.

What's the deal?

He wants to stay in the Navy.

Absolutely not.

Well, I'm going to have to go with him
on this one. What?

I like the kid. I'll see you in court.
Not only are you contradicting what you

told me earlier, you're using my doubts
about this case against me? Hey, I have

the right to change my mind, man.

The moment I don't think you can
overcome your doubts, I'll suggest you

those oak leaves.

Commander, are you aware that your
substitute counsel is unwilling to deal?

Yes, Colonel. He talked me into it.

You're not going to hold this against
me.

Yes. What are you going to do, not talk
to me?

No, I'm going to beat you in the race
tomorrow.

Mac. You don't think I can? Not without
a shortcut.

Look, I want you to do well, but reach
for something attainable. This is

attainable. I have three minutes on you.

You could have six minutes on me and you
wouldn't beat me.

Fine. I'll take it.

Interested in placing a bet on
tomorrow's race?

Are you a bookie now?

Loosen up, Lieutenant.

What kind of bet?

Five, ten dollars.

You do realize this is for charity?

I'll take that response as a no.

I mean, in light of what's going on in
the world today, Lieutenant, don't you

think this is a little bit frivolous?

No. In fact, I think the opposite.

We could all use a little relief from
the tension, especially those of us

charged with defending our country.

Lieutenant.

You're defending a corporal who's been
accused of stealing a motor scooter.

You know what I mean.

Okay, look, go ahead and do whatever
you're going to do because you never

to me anyway.

You having a bad day?

I promised Harriet that I'd run on the
rice tomorrow.

So?

Obviously, you've never seen me run.

Then walk.

Tot is now up to $176.

Now, don't forget, money can be wagered
on more than just first place.

You can bet on anyone, including
yourself, to win, place, show, finish,

last, or not finish at all. Do you bet
on yourself, Lieutenant?

What do you think, Gunny?

Fifth. Would it never be said you suffer
from a lack of confidence, ma 'am?

Which isn't that a way of saying I
overreach?

No, I actually haven't done that much
thinking about it, ma 'am.

Maybe you will when I greet you at the
finish line.

Whatever, ma 'am.

Any last bets?

No? Okay, windows closed. Good luck.

Excuse me, ma 'am. Could you look in
your book and tell me how much money is

me to win?

As I recall, Tyner, none.

None? I don't understand, ma 'am. I used
to run cross -country in high school.

Why isn't anyone betting on me?

Hi. Watch out!

I'm sorry.

Who the devil were you looking?

Meet the fetish line diner.

Admiral,

I just got off the phone with the
SecNav's yeoman, sir.

SecNav's niece is a pre -law student at
Georgetown, and he thought she would

enjoy a tour of our offices.

Did he?

Sir, I told him I'd have to check with
you first.

But he's expecting it to happen anyway.

Yes, sir.

All right, set it up.

You take care of it.

I'll shake her hand and exchange exactly
one minute of pleasantry. Aye, sir.

Then put her someplace out of the way.
Understood, sir.

Who was it last year? His brother -in
-law?

Yes, sir. The television writer.

Was he the one that kept asking me if I
killed anyone?

You show great restraint, sir.

Let's hope I can maintain it.

What the hell is this?

It's a call, sir.

Are you out of your mind?

No, so you asked me to hold it for you.
I didn't tell you to arrest me. Well,

then I'm going to race to you. Yes, sir.
Take a message.

Hey,

good luck in court. Hey, you too. You
too.

Listen, I'm about to be poor.

What do you mean?

This thing with Mac and I, we're just in
a weird place right now, so don't let

him bother you, all right?

Okay.

It's bothering you.

I don't even know what you're talking
about.

Well, you were sensing something.

Oh, attention.

There you go.

I don't want to think about your
relationship. Doesn't mean anything to

Right. Just don't assume anything, all
right?

Like what?

Like nothing.

Whatever you're thinking, you're
probably wrong.

You say so, buddy.

Because Mac and I are just friends.

Now, I didn't say you weren't. I know.
Is there some reason to believe

otherwise? No. Because you seem to be
suggesting... I'm not suggesting

Were you ever a couple? No.

Did it come up?

Harm, are you involved with her?

I'm not.

You sure?

Look, anyone who has ever been involved
with Mac is either dead or feels like

they are.

Please.

How's it going, Colonel?

What?

I'm sorry, sir.

Everything okay?

Uh, yeah, everything's fine.

Good.

Um... Carry on.

I don't have time for this, Tyner. We'll
deal with it tomorrow.

It's over, Gunny.

Dinner at Orsino says you don't finish,
Tyner.

Ball of scotch that you drop.

One thing's for sure. Huh?

Neither of you is gonna win.

Commander Guilford, are you a Navy
psychiatrist?

I am. Was Petty Officer Dale a patient
of yours in 1999?

Yes, he was.

What was the reason for these visits?

His CO at the time made the
recommendation and claimed the Petty

fabricating stories about his
accomplishments.

What did you determine?

I noted some identity dysfunction.

Were you surprised when you later heard
the Petty Officer had been caught

impersonating a Navy lieutenant?

No, it was consistent with my
evaluation.

What do you believe is responsible for
this behavior?

Objection, Your Honor. This is getting
into psychiatrists' patient privilege.

Your Honor, that privilege only applies
to confidential communication made after

November 1st, 1999, when Rule 513 came
into effect.

She's right, Counselor. Overruled.
Answer the question, Commander.

Petty Officer Dill is likely reacting to
what happened in his youth.

He indicated he wasn't respected as a
child and forced to take on inferior

roles. He was subjected to verbal abuse
and criticism.

And because he was never encouraged, he
felt unworthy.

Did this have an effect on his
development?

As an adult, his personality appears to
have remained immature and prone to

fantasy. So, was putting on the uniform
a way for Petty Officer Dill to embrace

another reality?

Yes, I believe so.

Thank you. No more questions.

Man, I pulled this article off the
Internet an hour ago.

Did you write it?

Yes, it's a contribution to a behavioral
psychology website.

Now, please read the title for us.

Compensating grandiosity in the year
2000.

A clinical evaluation.

What does that mean?

It's the terminology used to describe
the behavior I attributed to Petty

Dill. Are you an expert on the subject?

I certainly know about it.

Do you encounter this condition often?

Often enough.

The article is based on 32 case studies.

In a year, on average, Commander, how
many patients do you see?

A few hundred.

32 out of a few hundred. That's a pretty
high percentage, isn't it?

I suppose.

Do you have a referral system set up,
some way to attract these cases from

psychiatrists? No.

Just lucky then, I guess.

Objection. Sustained. Is there anything
about the Navy, Commander, that

encourages this type of condition?

Nothing that comes to mind. Commander,
the reason you see so many of these

is because you're looking for them.
Isn't that true?

No. And the condition keeps appearing
because it's in your best interest for

to do so.

Objection. The Commander's already
answered the question.

Sustained. Don't push it, Commander.

Are you sure you want to push yourself
like this, sir?

Yes.

You're looking a little flushed, sir.

Not concerned.

Well, I don't want to see you hurt
yourself, sir. Can I get you anything?

Anything? You can do me a favor,
Lieutenant.

Listen, I realize we're having a bad
day. I've known you to reach before

but that tactic was way below your
standards.

Well, you forgot effective.

A cheap way of obscuring your client's
problems.

A client's problem is he was reacting to
rejection from someone who should have

been a little more open -minded.

Now, if you only believed that.

I do believe it.

You betrayed and offended me. Why not
insult my intelligence?

I think he deserves a second chance.
Listen.

What I said earlier about your exes.

Arm, I don't want to talk about that
right now.

Would you accept an apology?

Fine.

Okay, this thing about the race. Can we
also agree not to make a big deal out of

that?

Not even with your handicap?

I don't care about the handicap.

Well, you're holding to it.

I made the statement.

Do I think goodwill here?

Mac, winning isn't important to me
tomorrow.

Mac, I don't want to compete with you
anymore.

Colonel?

Commander Rapp, I have a message for
you. He says...

Enjoy your lead because it won't be long
before you're eating his dust.

Period. I have my pledge sheet for the
race, and I signed it.

Thank you. You're running tomorrow,
Lieutenant?

Yes, sir.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

We have my wife to thank for that, sir.

Excellent, excellent.

You'll be fine. Let me give you a
pointer.

Don't give in to your body too early.

You're going to have to push through the
initial point of exhaustion.

There's more than one, sir?

What I mean is there's... Look, sir, the
truth is I'm going to do everything I

can to try and finish... It's okay, bud.

Well, hold on, Lieutenant. I think it's
important he keep his expectations high.

It's only six miles. With all due
respect, sir, there's no reason for him

push. It's only a race.

You're right.

You're right. My apologies. Good luck,
Lieutenant.

Do the best you can, bud.

What are you still doing running?

You must have dropped out by now.

What are you talking about?

Well, everybody agreed that your
nonsense in the race was the safest bet

payroll. What do you mean by everyone?

Forget I even mentioned it.

Would you state your name, rank, and
duty station, please?

Ramsey Dill, petty officer, second
class, stationed aboard the USS

Has this ever been a point of confusion
to you, Petty Officer?

No, sir.

Your CEO says that you lied to him about
your accomplishments. Is that true,

Petty Officer?

It is not, sir.

What did you tell him?

That I was a congressional intern and a
junior circuit tennis player.

Now, why do you think he disbelieved
you?

Because of my background.

What is your background?

I was one of six raised in a top
neighborhood of Detroit.

My mother, she didn't work.

My father was in and out of prison.

Did you discuss any of this with
Commander Guilfrey?

Yes, sir. Were you asked how you
obtained your college degree, Petty

No, sir.

Please, tell us.

Objection relevant.

It goes to character, Your Honor.

I'll allow it. I went to school at
night, sir.

For how long?

Over a seven -year period.

Did anyone else in your family go beyond
secondary education?

I'm the only one, sir.

How did you do it, Petty Officer? Those
are considerable handicaps.

Through faith, sir.

Faith.

Did you have a momentary lapse in faith
the night of September 23rd? Yes, sir.

I'm afraid I did. Did you purchase a
Navy lieutenant's uniform from a surplus

store and put it on?

I did, sir.

Why? The simple answer, sir, is that I
was angry about being rejected for OCS.

Thank you.

But I think there was something bigger
at work, sir.

I wouldn't have been there to save that
man's life if I hadn't been wearing an

officer's uniform.

Thank you.

Nothing further.

Petty Officer Dill, are you saying you
were guided the evening you impersonated

an officer?

In a sense, ma 'am.

By whom? God?

I don't know, ma 'am. Did you hear a
voice?

No, ma 'am. This is in retrospect.

So that makes what you did right.

Objection, Your Honor. The petty officer
has already made his understanding on

this matter clear.

Overruled.

I'm not saying that what I did was
right, but it did turn out to be a good

thing. Would you do it again?

No, ma 'am. I realized... Even if you
were being guided?

Well, that depends.

On what?

On what I was being asked to do.

No more questions.

Redirect, Your Honor.

Petty officer, did God tell you to put
on that officer's uniform?

No, sir. Did you put it on because you
believed you were officer material?

Yes, sir.

Thank you. No further questions.

Let's be someone else for a moment.

Imagine a childhood filled with hardship
and pain.

You see, the Navy is a way to better
your station in life.

You muster the initiative to get a
college degree in your spare time.

You seek the opportunity to lead, to
influence other young people with

handicaps. But you are summarily
rejected.

for reasons you don't understand.

One night, you see a uniform in a
surplus store window.

And you think, was I so wrong about
myself?

If I were to put this on, would it not
feel right?

And in a moment of intense curiosity,
you buy it, you put it on, and it

fills you with purpose.

You realize, in fastening that last
brass button, that this simple dress

blue jacket with the stripes on the
sleeves is the absolute fulfillment of

destiny. You feel so serene, so
confident, that when you go out that

see a fellow serviceman imperiled, you
rush to his aid, embodying the mantle of

officerhood to which you so deeply
aspire.

You accept the scene.

Initiate action.

and remedy the situation.

Now what do you think of yourself?

Are you a criminal?

Or do you represent everything you've
always believed you could be?

You wanted to see me, sir?

Close the door.

Have a seat, Commander.

This is personal, so I trust you'll keep
this conversation to yourself.

Of course, sir.

As a matter of principle, I try not to
pry into the personal lives of my

Understood, sir. But given recent
events, I have some concerns about the

Colonel.

I was wondering if you might have some
insights.

What sort of concern, sir?

Well, he seems upset.

Today in particular, Admiral?

Yeah. Well, Admiral, that might have
something to do with me not agreeing to

settle on a case.

But I get a sense of hurt.

Well, that may also have to do with an
indiscreet comment I made, sir. And

anger? We were discussing the Jagathon,
Admiral. You're responsible for this.

It's one of those days, I guess. I seem
to be pushing her buttons.

Commander, can you stop doing that?

I am trying, Admiral.

And why the hell are you arguing about a
race?

Mac thinks that I am not treating her
participation in this race with enough

respect.

As a result, I have agreed to grant her
and, I guess, the rest of the field an

additional three -minute handicap.

Why would you respect her?

She's not a runner, Admiral. She chugs.

Says who?

I'm sorry?

Well, since her return, the Colonel and
I have been running together three

mornings a week. We've been training for
tomorrow's race.

He's not breathing too hard. You look
flushed. I'm fine, sir.

You've been training.

You don't knock.

You played me.

And you condescended to me.

I was operating under an incorrect
assumption.

Instead of asking questions.

You should have told me.

You want your three minutes back?

No. Then I'll see you on race day.

About the tech nav's niece, Admiral.
She's in your hands, Tyner.

Apparently not, sir.

Excuse me, Admiral.

I've been told the tech nav prefers you
escort her around JAG, sir.

Was this a request or a demand?

Sir, I was given her phone number and
available dates.

Call his yeoman back and tell him, and
you can quote me, that we are too damn

busy to hold the hand of some
mollycoddled schoolgirl. If she is

interested in military law, I suggest
that she enlist. Yes, sir.

Would Monday or Tuesday of next week
work, sir?

Tuesday.

Reschedule my morning appointments and
cancel my lunch.

Bye, sir.

Well, I'm clear, Mr. Secretary.

She's where?

Sir, we set this up for Tuesday. There's
no one in the office today.

Yes, sir. We'll consider it our mistake.

Yes, sir. I'll call the guard gate. I'll
authorize them to let her in. I should

be there in 20 minutes.

Yes, sir.

Desiree, goodbye, Miss Secretary.

Where are you going, sir?

I want a handbasket.

Max!

Commander Rapp!

I need you to stop, sir.

Sir! What are you doing? Get out of my
way! I'm sorry, sir, but more than one

person has expressed concern about your
physical condition.

A corpsman needs to determine if you can
continue the race, sir.

Commander, will you please read your
decision?

Signum in second class, Ramsey Dill,
United States Navy.

On the charge and specification of
impersonating an officer, This court

finds you guilty.

Will the senior member please read the
sentence?

This court sentences you to no
punishment.

We are adjourned.

Thank you so much, sir.

You're welcome, Petty.

You realize that this incident will
always be on your record.

I understand, sir, but some real good
did come out of this. I now know what I

want to do with my life.

What's that?

I've decided to go into medicine, sir.

Well, from what I've observed, you're up
to the challenge.

I appreciate the support, Commander.

I don't need to be damaged. I feel fine.

You look flushed, sir. I just ran five
miles.

Lieutenant, I am not happy.

Sir, it'll only take a second. The
corpsman just needs to check your

Admiral, I had a lunch date with my
mother.

Couldn't wait any longer. Tried to call
you on your cell phone, but whoever

answered didn't speak English.

She was seeing the member's faces, and
there was no way they were going to

punish the petty officer.

In retrospect, I wish I'd downplayed the
confession aspect. I might even have

walked away with a non -guilty verdict.
What turned him around?

The oldest trick in the book.

characterize the accused as one of them,
and then ask them to forgive themselves

for being human.

That's not your face, Colonel.

You were sold.

Rhetoric aside, you believe Petty
Officer Dill is as deluded and confused

do. You just can't handle the idea of
not winning.

Oh, and you were trying to lose?

Admit it. You enjoyed the challenge, so
you rose to the occasion.

Something wrong, Commander?

I'm sorry, but do you two always get
this personal?

No. Yes.

Or is it me?

No. Look, this is clearly none of my
business, but I'm feeling you might want

deal with it.

Deal with what?

Whatever's going on here.

What do you think that is?

I'm not sure.

He doesn't know anything.

Now, is there something to know?

Because when I asked you last time, you
wouldn't answer me.

What are you expecting to hear?

Are you two involved with each other?

If that's what this is about, you think
that Harm would cheat on Renee?

I'm talking about since they split.

You split?

What I'm trying to say is this is none
of my business.

Yeah, I think I better go.

Colonel.

Colonel, I apologize if I stepped in
something.

I could have said that better.

Why are you so interested in my
relationship with Han? It interests me

how it affects me. It has nothing to do
with you.

Then why am I caught in the middle of
it?

It's like a giant vacuum that sucks
everything into its path.

Maybe the solution is to stop
questioning it and trust that Harm and I

out our differences to everyone's
satisfaction.

Well, you see, that's the problem.
You're working it out in a space that I

occupy. Well, I don't see anyone else
complaining.

Well, I guess they're used to it. Then
get used to it. Why should I? Because

we're all human here. We get upset at
each other from time to time. But this

time, Colonel, it became unprofessional.
It's almost like something you'd see on

a soap opera.

What, you mean like arguing about
personal issues in public with a co

Commander?

Point made.

Then allow me to make another one.

It's unfair of you to accuse us of being
intrusive when you're doing the same

thing with Lieutenant Roberts.

What do you mean?

I know that you pushed him into jogging
with you.

Well, he's out of shape.

And did you address that because it
offended you?

No.

I thought I could help him. Then maybe
you can help us, too, by being more

understanding and less judgmental.

I'm sorry, sir. When I requested a
corpsman, I just assumed. What were you

doing? Hanging around sick by answering
phones?

I don't know. I feel like I've let you
down, sir.

This is not good, Petty Officer.

I'm going to talk to your CO.

Sir, at least let me take your blood
pressure. Sergeant, get him out of here!

Lieutenant, are you taking bets on the
Jagathon?

Yes. It's not a secret. In fact, I'm
surprised you just found out.

That troubles me, Lieutenant.

We're not doing it on government
property.

And besides, I think it adds color to
the proceedings.

You mean green?

Yeah, just like our pledges. Only in
this case, it allows us to have some

I think you're having fun stepping on my
event, Lieutenant.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Would you feel better if I asked the
winner to donate his or her take to the

Pentagon Fund?

I would feel better if you would stop
kicking everybody on your way to the

We would all have fewer bruises and you
would be left alone.

Do you need some help, Lieutenant?

No.

All right.

I don't want to talk about it right now.
Whatever?

Now's not a good time.

And grab a toothbrush, because when I
win, you'll be scrubbing every head in

facility. Oh, I'm glad you're not
feeling competitive, Gunny.

Bring it out of me, Ty.

Don't look so glum, bud.

No.

You'll be lucky if I finish by sundown.

When you do finish, I'll be right there
for you.

Give me two seconds.

Admiral, there's... Go see Commander.

Thank you, sir.

Admiral, I'm having some trouble fitting
in here, and I was wondering if you had

any thoughts on the matter.

Yes, you're delusional. Next matter?

With all due respect, sir, I get the
distinct feeling I'm not... loose enough

for this office.

This is by no means a criticism.

I do consider this to be my own problem,
sir.

Commander, do you insult your
colleagues?

No, sir.

Do you become peevish or private when
questioned by a superior?

Not generally, sir.

Are you able to do your job without
dragging my six into it?

So far, sir, yes.

Then you're a profoundly welcomed
addition to JAG, Commander.

I thank you for the support, sir, but
that still doesn't completely address my

problem. Well, then your problem,
Commander, is that you haven't chosen to

recognize what the rest of us find very
obvious.

That you're already an accepted member
of this family.

And I expect you to contribute here for
some time.

Longer, probably, than myself.

Isn't this the way it used to be? Uh
-huh.

Can you live with that?

As long as I win.

Lieutenant, I'm glad I caught you before
you left.

Is this about your case, sir? The
Jagathon.

Oh, well, I'm sorry, sir. If you'd like
to place a wager, you'll have to do that

with Lieutenant Singer.

I'm not interested in betting.

I want to enter.

Why didn't you tell me about Renee?

It occurred too late for it to mean
anything.

In English, please.

I couldn't.

She broke up with you.

It's been over for a while.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my.

Sorry I... Sorry I couldn't tell you.

Were you afraid you'd look foolish?

Maybe. I don't know.

I don't know why we couldn't work things
out with that arm.

So where does that leave us?

I don't know, Mac. At the end, I guess.

How about back at the beginning?

You guys, I wanted to be here, but I had
to take care of Gunny and Tyner.

What happened?

Gunny pulled a muscle and Tyner bruised
a rib.

They didn't finish the race?

No.

What?

Well, they both won their bet then.

Well, what happened with you guys? Who
beat who?

It was a tie.

Well,

then I guess you both can share second
place.

Congratulations. When did you finish?

Four minutes ago.

Lieutenant Simms informs me that I can
start my highest -ranked privilege any

time I choose.

Oh, that's great.

I choose now.

And being your superior, I have an order
for both of you.

Lieutenant.

Pretty tired of this, huh, Commander? Me
dropping out and you coming to pick me

up? Why are you dropping out?

I'm just doing what everybody expected.

Nobody expected you to quit, bud.

Well, why did you bet that I would?

Who told you that?

You haven't been talking to Lieutenant
Singer, have you?

Oh, kill me now.

Sweetie, I'm sorry.

I'm tired.

What can I say?

Say you'll meet me at the finish line,
bud.

Say hello to your encouragement, bud.

Hello, encouragement.

Let's go.