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Finally, a whole Mother's Day with just our step -sons.

Oh my gosh, look at this place.

You did so good finding this. They had a Mother's Day package, so it's worth it.

Perfect.

Okay, yeah, these bags are freaking heavy. What did you do? Pack the entire

house? It's like 50 pounds.

We're being a little bit dramatic. A little dramatic.

After all, you don't really know what you're going to need until you're here.

We're going to need 100 pounds worth of stuff. I don't know what's worse, man.

These heavy bags and these freaking shirts that you guys... What are you

about? These shirts are adorable.

Mike, look at that.

It is adorable.

It's mother's day.

Come on.

You can't give us a couple days to put it on and smile and look...

Yeah, I mean,

I can take it. You can put it in

your

pocket.

Like one.

I cannot believe this.

Two days.

And you guys can look so good.

I thought you said two days.

Just today.

Day and a half.

Day and a half. Look, I have an activity planned for us. I bought four games.

What do you think?

I bought cupcakes.

You guys love cupcakes.

I don't want.

Yeah.

Me or Earl. I don't know.

We should go get a cup. I think someone's just hangry and needs a

All right.

Chocolate. Well, lucky for you, we still have vanilla.

Come on.

You're going to love it.

Let's go. Right now. We're going to have so much fun.

Just a whole weekend.

Just spending time together.

Two wonderful things.

Sweetie, I'm almost done with the cupcakes.

Are you sure you're not going to come over here and help me one or two? Will

just come help? Y 'all look like y 'all got it.

You still love doing this.

Eat the ones you guys decorate.

Come on, darling.

Come have fun. Mom, I don't think I can get myself to care enough to

decorate those cookies, okay?

Y 'all got cookies?

They're cupcakes.

Oh, my God. If they were cookies, maybe we'd be more excited. Do you guys have

cookies?

No, we don't. I can't. They cannot.

I just thought that you said cook.

Forget them.

We're going to beat you, though.

We have to do it. We have to do it. We have to take the car. Are you sure?

Where there's a will, there's a way.

What are you guys?

Yeah. We just want to spend time with you.

We're spending time right now. We're right here. We have the shirts on. We're

hanging out with you.

Right up. What more do you want? I'm like... I just wanted it to be, like,

Oh, shit.

Is it just too girly for you? Is it too girly?

Maybe a little too boring? So, what I'm going to do is, when they're... They're

just positive on the ground. And I'm going to tell you what I like.

You're sweet.

You're just so good, girl.

Oh, of course. Like, we would always have one or two cupcakes a day.

I forgot something in the car.

Well, see how they don't know.

I mean, look at this place. I'm sure it has... You're right. We might just need

something a little bit more emulating. Yeah, let's just go play some more

Guys,

okay, to Japan.

Put the darn phones away. Yes, please. We're going to go play a game. What

They have a board game. All right.

This game is so much fun.

Checkered. Checkered. It's fun.

Yes, it's easy and quick.

It's such a fun game. We need to set up the board.

Oh, look.

Oh, come on, guys. Stop looking around.

Put the pieces on correctly.

Mike, don't make fun of me.

Can we please set the board up? Okay. That's what we're doing.

We're literally setting it up right now. That's not how you play.

Okay, so then teach us.

Let's play.

All right, set it up.

Alternating. Color coordinating. Yes. Other.

Yes. Just like this. You don't use all of them.

What the? So then what's the point of having all these?

We've never even taught them how to play checkers.

I've never played this game before.

What is it?

Head or tails?

We're going tails. Tails.

Oh, shit.

All right.

They don't know how to play checkers. Wow.

Yeah, whatever.

Oh, nice.

Are we really on our phone again?

Like, let's play the game.

We have friends that we need to talk to.

Your friends, they have moms?

Like, are you supposed to be spending the day with your mom? I don't ask those

questions. Yeah, their moms aren't complaining, but y 'all are, it seems

We're only complaining because y 'all have a good night.

Why is it that you guys are complaining and our friends don't complain?

Maybe your friends don't have loving mothers.

Yeah, that brought you to this nightmare.

What is she going to do?

We're missing people.

Wait, what if I want one of his colors?

Well, then you have to capture it.

Obviously, you can't play checkers.

We can't even play checkers? Obviously not.

We can do tic -tac -toe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

Go.

I'm not alone.

But, like, I wanted more togetherness.

Togetherness. We're spending time together. We're here right now. Are you

going to be playing the whole time?

We're present. We could have just not came. We came.

We got the shirts on.

And they're so cute.

They really are. I'm going to keep covering this up.

Yes, I want to see it.

Okay, okay.

They look so cute.

It is a cute shirt, and they're covering them up.

They look so good.

They work.

All right, neither of you are winning because neither of you are playing.

Like, can we play checkers? Yes. That's what we've been trying to do. We've been

trying to set it up right now.

All right.

Give me the reference back. All right, it's adorable, yeah.

It really is. It really is.

Not as good as ours, but, you know.

No.

No.

Maybe we need to do something because they just have too much energy and

and we need an activity where they can't look at their phone all the time. They

have to have their hands full.

Yeah.

Yo.

They can't hate that.

How about we play some football?

I mean, come on.

Obviously, board games are your thing. I don't think they brought us football.

Did you bring your football?

No, dude.

Are you sure?

I could have sworn I put it by your bag when we were packing.

See? It's a bag. We brought everything.

So they did bring everything.

Okay, I'm done.

Let's go get it.

It's all him.

Good job, mom.

That's why they're back. Finally, they're excited. Right?

Good hand. Right?

Nice. Okay.

All right. This is going to be fun.

Oh.

That's a good one. You caught it. I caught it.

One -handed. You're trying to block me? Yeah.

One -handed.

Show off.

Show off?

Do you not want to be good at sports?

No. I mean, I'm glad.

You're going to get competitive.

No,

no.

Oh,

no.

I got it this time.

I'm not going to let him have it. I'm not going to let him have it. I'm not

going to let him have it.

You're tall. Cut it.

No. No.

No. No.

No.

You didn't get it. You didn't get it.

You're a little jerk about it. A really tall jerk.

I don't look at it. I'm just joking.

Damn.

Are you seriously on their phones again?

You know what? I think we can just take them at this point.

It's worse than that.

It's done.

Let me hang up. Let me hang up. They're talking about sneaking up on their

girlfriends.

Like, they're talking about sneaking up on their girlfriends later.

Are you serious?

I can definitely do that.

Okay, no. No, you guys are a little loud. You're chattering about it. Okay,

no, calm down. All right.

I get it, Mom, but it's just like... We were having fun.

There's some things we want to do as guys.

I mean... I think it's pretty disappointing that you're not going to,

sneak away. All right, we were going to tell you right after. We were going to

tell you afterwards.

Okay. Well, I think you would notice. I really don't get it.

How about if you guys wanted to see it so bad?

Why don't you do what our girlfriend did?

What is that? That would make me today.

That would make me today. I'm afraid to find out what that is.

You two do have... What are you doing?

I mean... Excuse you?

You guys do... I'm a little confused. You guys wanted us to do some physical

activities. Yeah.

I can think of some. Yeah.

A few.

I was thinking more family -friendly.

I mean, my girlfriend doesn't have titties. What are you doing?

That wasn't like that. That was okay.

And you won't stop.

Oh, my God.

I mean, this is very... I wanted your attention, darling.

Mom, like you said... I don't know about this.

There's the will, there's the way.

Right? She said that.

She said that.

That's not right.

That's definitely not what I meant.

But you're making a mess

of me right now.

We're so involved.

Yeah.

Just let me, please, please.

I don't know.

I'm not quite sure.

It's a little... I don't know.

I don't know.

It's kind of nice, but I'm not going to lie.

I understand that, but I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's definitely wrong because there are sons, but I haven't been texting in a

really long time.

I know. My body's betraying me. It does feel nice, but I don't know. I just

don't know if I can do it.

But, um...

We do have their attention.

We do have a point.

And we did want them to stay.

Yeah, we'll stay.

Chad has no problem staying up.

I got... I think... It

might be okay. It kind of feels good to have attention, but... It feels weird

that it's my own son.

I'm feeling that too.

Okay. Uh, so, me and Austin kind of just agreed on what we just saw, so it's not

weird.

I mean... Didn't hear enough.

I mean... Let's go.

I don't know if it's... Oh, my God.

I'm... I'm more comfortable with that, in all honesty.

Definitely. It does feel totally good. It's not as weird if... It's not my son.

It does feel nice to be touched again.

I... I feel like I should protest with more, but... I

don't know.

I just feel kind of wrong, though.

You're thinking too much.

Yeah.

Just go with it.

Kind of nice.

I just was thinking when I'm talking just a little too much.

Knowing your son was kissing on my neck.

Oh my gosh. You're enjoying that.

I shouldn't be, but... Oh, damn. Look at your dad.

I don't think I should be enjoying it as much as I am, but...

But this feels a lot better than your own son, right?

Yeah, it does make it a little better.

I'm so much older than you.

Oh, shh.

It's your mom's taste, though.

It's too good for your mom's taste. Oh, wait, come on.

Yeah, I'm suddenly finding less reasons to care.

Yeah, at this point.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, those are nice.

Those are yours.

Oh, yes. Rub their skin. Rub their skin.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

You like that one?

Way better. Better than your girlfriend?

What? We don't need them. We don't need them.

We don't want to sneak away now.

Yeah, I can't hold out I think I want to fuck your mom.

You want to fuck my mom? I think so.

I want to fuck your mom.

I mean, the couch is right here.

Oh, dear.

I had it in mind, but... No, but... I don't

know.

I think we are.

That, that is good.

Your son has skills.

Shouldn't be able to say that.

Oh, it's so wrong looking up and

seeing that, but.

Okay, how about we just don't look? We just don't look at our own signs?

Yeah,

I can't keep looking over at him. I know, I know. I keep catching him. Can

just join?

Yeah. We can do our thing.

We can distract each other.

That was really nice.

Oh, God.

Oh,

I think they're enjoying themselves.

Oh, sure.

Good for everybody.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yum, yum.

I can only feel one finger in here

I'm

trying

not to enjoy this

oh lord

have mercy

Fuck.

You should not be able to be that good, young man.

Do you think you're my mom?

I shouldn't be thinking about how they're so good at this.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my God.

Bro, your mom's pussy is pierced. Holy shit.

Wait, really?

Mom, your fucking pussy's pierced?

Oh, my God. I was wilder in my college days.

So good.

Oh, she's dapper.

Isn't that good?

You're doing an actual job. No complaints.

No, it smells so good.

I was just trying to see if there was any resemblance between water and sun

there.

I don't know. That doesn't seem right.

Curiosity, okay? I just call it curiosity.

Cool.

Cool.

Fuck.

I can't believe I came that fast.

You got an idea?

Okay.

What big idea do you have?

That? Yeah.

Really?

Really? I did that?

I want you to wait.

What? Yeah, I want you to wait.

Is that not what we're doing?

Yeah, that's what we're here for. I mean,

I guess I should reciprocate.

Anything to spend more time with you boys?

Wow.

Are we doing this?

Oh my gosh, shut up. I'm trying to focus.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, your mom's so pissed.

It actually tastes pretty good.

Oh, wow.

Do you want a nice snack?

See? I really shouldn't

comment, but your dad had that.

I would not be looking at my son's dick right now. No.

Focus on yours.

No matter how nice my son is.

Oh,

I heard that.

That's what you wanted to hear, though.

I don't think they're thinking about their girlfriends anymore.

Do you have girlfriends?

I haven't heard them talk about it once.

They don't even miss their phone.

I might just need to put a little bit more effort into this little job.

I can't believe we're doing this though.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Not in a million years.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Yes. Yes.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I want to kill you. Dude, I want to kill you all.

That's going too far. Too far? Yeah.

I mean, this is fun and all, but... I mean... That

may be a little bit... We could have already talked in line like a dick in a

mouth ago.

I mean,

I'm down.

We're already here. We can't make it any more awkward.

I'll sit down.

I'm fucking excited right now. Oh my gosh.

Fuck.

You sure you're not going to regret this later?

Me? What? Regret?

I just wanted to act before I... Oh, come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

This felt really good.

Oh, my God.

Pull that out the way.

Oh, shit. Oh, man.

I don't want to take my friends home like that. It's so hot.

It feels so good.

Oh my God. Fuck, dude. Your fucking mouth is so fucking hot. We're so hot

now.

What the?

Oh my God. Oh my God.

It's so hot.

Wonderful.

Oh

shit!

Oh, my

God.

Oh, damn. Oh, my God.

Shit,

bro.

I really feel like we're bonding right now.

Oh my

God,

how are we doing?

Oh my god, yes.

Oh,

it's so fucking hot.

Oh my gosh.

oh damn

Don't worry.

I'm letting you come back in there.

You just don't pay attention to her.

But I need a better view.

Oh, that's pretty fussy.

Don't move,

don't move.

Oh, gosh.

Fuck.

I shouldn't be looking at my son's cock.

But the way he's fucking pounding that pussy of yours.

And the way he's gripping it.

Oh. Damn, Bailey.

Oh, my God. You did so good on her.

Wait, really?

Uh -huh.

Thanks, Mom.

You want to be helping out with a little bit of lube? A little bit of lube?

Yeah. You think you can... You want me to spit on it? I would love that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, good aim.

I'll spread her up in a little.

Looks

like

you're having a good time.

I'm having a great time.

I don't want to lick that pussy.

It's right there on my face and I just want to lick it.

Go ahead.

You've got to leave your dick here. I don't want any mishap.

I need a taste.

Here, I'll help you.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm sure they closed my dick.

Wait, it's cold.

God,

you taste so good.

Oh,

I'm

sorry. Mike.

What did I just say about that? I don't know, but I just, like, I'm trying to

hold myself. Can you just put her back in, please?

Okay, just this once.

There.

There. Thanks, Mom.

You're welcome.

You all good over there?

Yeah, we're really good over here.

Just a little mishap.

Nothing too major.

Again!

Maybe you just, you know, can look at me more.

Yeah, maybe I should not put my face right there.

Damn, you're really into this.

I'm sorry.

You fucked me into him? You fucked me into her.

You kind of fucked me into him. I'm sorry.

Yeah, dude, it was all your fault.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm clapping my phone.

Sorry. I need to see what this

cop can do.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

We've already come this far.

Oh, my God, dude. Are you really going to deny yourself all of it?

Oh, my God.

Mom,

I'm down a few hours. Are we making good memories, Mike? Oh my God, we're making

the best memories, Mom.

Oh my God.

Dude, you're negative right now. I trust you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. This is crazy.

Not at all.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck you. Mom's right now.

Oh, yup.

We're hooking our moms right now.

What? I

think

I can get in on that hit.

Oh my God. Motherfucker.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

oh that

feels so

good you should not be that good you should not be that good

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Seems like Austin can't hang.

Well, if they're changing position, it's like I should.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck, Mom.

Oh, that's even better in this position.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck,

Mom.

Oh, yeah, fuck, sweetie.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Mom, can you hear me click from there?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. Yes, Mom, yes.

Oh, fuck, baby.

How's your mom's throat, dude?

It's in front of my body now.

Oh, shit.

Mom.

Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am.

I think

your mom likes girls, too. Holy shit.

I was really well in my college days.

Oh, God, yes, yes.

That is so good, baby.

Oh, God.

Fuck. I could keep thinking about myself, but fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

God, I can see what you guys mean.

She is tight.

Oh, fuck. I feel good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my gosh.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

last month. Oh, fuck.

You're going to come on my date?

No, no. Yes. Yes, please. Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, baby.

Oh, my God, yes.

Right there, right there, right there.

Oh,

God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I would love to take myself home.

Oh my god.

Let's go.

I can't let you do all the work baby.

Oh, that.

We have memories together.

Oh, my God. Good memories.

Oh, you're so freaking good.

Oh, yes, baby. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're so fucking wet

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You did that to me.

That was fun.

Can you dress me too? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that.

Oh, it is fun.

Manhandle me.

Oh, I needed this.

Wow.

The piercing's really nice on you.

You look so hot like that.

Oh,

that's hot.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

That's not a great idea.

Dude, it's not good.

I like this.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Yes, mom. Yes.

Oh, my God. Give it to me, Mom.

Give it to me, Mom.

Oh, my God.

oh just like that just like that oh

Fuck, baby.

It feels so good.

I'm going to keep milking that cock. I'm going to milk that cock.

I'm going to milk that cock for every last drop inside of you.

Oh, shit. Oh, my gosh.

You don't want to frost those cupcakes, but you don't frost them on the arch.

Oh, of course.

Oh, for sure.

That's how hard life's been.

oh my god oh my god

Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay

right there. Stay right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Dude, do you see this?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wait.

Three, two, one.

Happy Mother's Day.

Yes.

Very happy Mother's Day.

You got what they wanted?

Oh, my God.

Next year?

Next year, same thing.

Yeah.