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OK. Right, well, this isn't great...
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...because I'm a tiny bit drunk.
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Note to self: Do not leave recording
sermon till Saturday night
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and do not think "Advocaat,
it can't be real alcohol
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because it tastes
so much like custard."
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Anyway, down to business,
perhaps with...
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...I'll just have
one little stiffener.
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Um,
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it's custard.
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Firstly, massive Brownie points to
all who joined the village quiz,
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though I'm told there's been
some controversy
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about some of the answers.
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So I just want to repeat,
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the German national airline is
Lufthansa...
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...not the Luftwaffe,
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And Jerome K. Jerome wrote
"Three Men in A Boat",
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not "Three Men in a Baby",
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thank the Lord.
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But...
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...be still my beating heart...
I've totted up the total
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and the results are as follows.
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With one point...
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...the Maynard family.
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So I declare the
Maynard family the winners!
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Yay!
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And they'll be receiving
a case of this wine
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from Owen Newitt's vineyard.
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I can heartily recommend it.
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Not to drink, obvs,
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but it's an amazingly
effective toilet cleaner...
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...which brings me neatly to
my thought for the week.
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When we're allowed out,
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let's appreciate each God-given
day...
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...and there's always this
to take the edge off things,
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isn't there?
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Lovely custard.
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Meanwhile, keep doing the quizzes,
keep clapping our carers,
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and yes, yes, I do know that in
the village newsletter it says
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"Keep giving our carers the clap"!
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Don't do that!
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And, above all, keep well.
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Praise the Lord
and bless you all for watching.
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# The hills are alive
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# With the sound of music
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# With songs they have sung
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# For a thousand years... #
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That last bit of singing was
actually me, not Julie Andrews.
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I know! It's amazing, isn't it?
Which is exactly how I feel
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about finally being allowed out.
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Yes!
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What a wonderful world.
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And thank you, Owen Newitt,
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for filming me right now. No.
Owen! Owen!
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Don't do that!
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No, no, no.
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It's been a really tricky month,
hasn't it?
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The exam fiasco,
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and they told us
the process was "robust".
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Now they've finally admitted
it was just "bust".
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Oh, some very good news
is that my god-daughter
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has got into Oxford!
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Yay! We're so thrilled for her
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because she's the first one in
that family to achieve that feat.
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Although I do remember
a couple of years ago,
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her lovely mum, Alice,
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telling me very proudly that SHE
was the first to go to Oxford.
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She went to Primark.
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She had a lovely, lovely time.
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So anyway, I'm going to just
sit down on this bench, here,
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for a minute
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because there is something
I want to talk to you about.
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Ooh! Oh, this is new, isn't it?
Look at that, Owen.
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"In loving memory of Valerie Price,
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Dribley Parish Council".
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It's very nearly right, isn't it?
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Right, down to business.
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Like a lot of people
all over world,
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this last week
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I've been thinking about this
"Black Lives Matter" thing,
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and the horror show that was
the murder of George Floyd.
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Now, this is tricky
for us in "Dribley"
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because we're not
the most diverse community,
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but, you know, I don't think it
matters where you're from,
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I think it matters that you
do something about it,
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because Jesus would, wouldn't he?
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And, erm, listen.
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I'm aware that "all
lives matter", obviously,
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but until all lives matter THE SAME,
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we're doing something very wrong.
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So I think we need
to focus on justice
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for a huge chunk
of our countrymen and women
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who seem to have a
very bad, weird deal
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from the day they're born.
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So, follow me.
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I think that in Dibley,
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perhaps we should think about
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taking down some of
these old notices,
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like this...
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...and that!
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And perhaps...
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...we put up one like this instead.
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OK. Friends, dear friends.
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This is going to be a weird one.
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It's about love,
and laughter, and loss,
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because Dibley is full of such
life, but everywhere I go now,
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every time I'm
standing in my kitchen,
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every time I go into the vestry,
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it's always little
Alice Tinker I see.
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And she died three years
ago this week.
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Who is the person I've
most loved in my life?
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Well, I'm very
fond of my handsome husband,
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but, in the end, it's got to be her.
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My own darling dumb blonde.
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She had one husband, six children
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and three brain cells,
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but so much love in her heart,
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she could defrost a frozen
pizza on a winter's day.
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She wasn't the brightest
bulb in the box,
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but when we lost her,
all our lights went out.
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I remember when it happened.
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She went to the
hospital for some tests
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and they came back positive...
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...and she was over the moon
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because she knew that being positive
in life was a very good thing.
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But it wasn't good.
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Cancer caught her on the hop
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and knocked her down in a trice.
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The first time I met Alice,
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I remember thinking "Oh, Christmas!
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What am I going to do about this?"
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I'm a new vicar with a bob
cut and a magnificent bosom
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in a village that doesn't want me...
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...and my vital verger
is a total numpty who can't believe
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"I Can't Believe it's Not Butter"
is not butter!"
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I remember her once explaining
to me how babies are born.
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What can I say?
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It had to do with
a spoon and some honey
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and lying on a sofa singing
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"If you go down to the woods today,
you're sure of a big surprise."
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It didn't, as we say these days,
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exactly "follow the science."
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But then as I got
to know her better,
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fear and dread turned into love...
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...and we found a way of living
together in perfect harmony.
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Her view of Christianity
was very simple.
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God was a jolly nice chap,
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Satan was a
very naughty boy indeed,
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and the Bible was a cracking read
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that went off a bit after
the lead character was crucified.
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And now she's gone.
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It was the dark night of my soul.
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But now, three years later,
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what's happened is that those
terrible last few months
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have become just a small
part of her story,
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and we've been able to claim
back all of the happiness
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of the whole life of the
woman who was Alice Tinker.
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I believe in eternal life in heaven.
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But I also believe in
eternal life on Earth,
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because those who
die are eternally here,
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alive in our memories
and in who we are,
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because of how...
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...because of how they changed us.
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And someone whose final request
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was for her coffin to
be carried into church
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by six people dressed as Peppa Pig
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will never be forgotten.
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So, message for the day,
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love the ones you're with,
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especially in
these hardest of times,
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and God bless you all.
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