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[theme music playing]

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Dream with me tonight ?

? Let's go to far off places ?

? And search for treasures bright ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Let's build a giant airship ?

? And sail into the sky ?

? Let's watch the ground so far below ?

? Let's watch the birds as they fly by ?

? Fly so high ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

Ah, fresh specimens.

The Sorcerer will want to know about this.

-[squawks] -[hammering]

Gimmick: Captain Zelza, it would seem your vessel's ability

to hold water is somewhat limited.

Grubby: Yeah, and the boat's got a big hole in it, too.

Well, what can we do to help, Captain Zelza?

Let me see how bad the damage is on the bilge.

I'll put you lubbers to work soon enough.

Where do you think we are, Gimmick?

Gimmick: I haven't the foggiest notion.

Grubby: Wherever it is, it sure is a creepy-looking place.

What did you find?

Well, swabbies, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Oh, what exactly is the bad news?

The hull is definitely damaged,

and our bilge pump is broken.

Gee, what's the good news?

The good news is that that's as bad as the bad news is gonna get.

[laughs]

Oh, that's nice. I think.

I suppose I could look at the bilge pump.

[Zelza laughs] You must've been reading my mind, Captain Gimmick.

And while he's doing that,

you two can go ashore and scrounge up some wood to repair that hole.

But what if we run into some bad guys?

Don't worry, Captain Zelza.

We'll be happy to help in any way we can.

[squawking]

Man: 432. 433.

434.

[squawks] Hey, Sorcerer.

[gasps]

Have I got news for you.

What it is, you clumsy creature?

Can't you see I'm busy counting my money?

[squawks] Too busy to make even more money?

Did you say "more money"?

Tell me more. I'm all ears.

[squawks] Shipwrecked on the beach

are the weirdest-looking creatures I ever saw.

Lots of arms and legs.

One's got a shiny head.

Another one's covered with fur.

Sorcerer: Excellent, my pet.

Summon my henchmonsters.

[squawks]

Hey, henchmonsters!

Must you scream like that?

-But you said-- -I don't care what I said!

[squawks] Neither do I.

[grumbling]

Henchmonsters: You summoned us, Sorcerer?

Yes, henchmonsters, identify yourselves.

-Fred. -Fred.

Fred.

[squawks] Not too original, are they?

No, but they're extremely... loyal.

Take the Mower-mobile and follow my feathered pet.

He'll lead you to some new inmates for our zoo.

-Be off! -[all snort]

All: Yes, Sorcerer.

[howling]

All right, all right. Hold your horses. I'm coming.

Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?

What's the matter, rock got your tongue?

Pardon me, Your Gruesomeness.

Is this important, Bognostroclum?

You tell me. You're the one who pulls down the big bucks.

Never mind the sarcasm. Just tell me the news.

Tweeg's at the door. What shall I do with him?

Well, now that his brain's pure oatmeal,

you might as well sell him to the Ying Zoo.

Your cruelty is my command.

[sniffs] Hmm.

My nose says there's news here.

I knew it. It's Tweeg.

The green goof himself.

Something's up.

He looks even more dazed than usual.

[laughs] He must've just paid his M.A.V.O. dues.

Well, that's a wrap.

Now let's see what's cooking over in Ying.

Tweeg? Where are you, Tweeg?

Now where did that thieving lizard disappear to?

Oh, I hope he hasn't wandered off again.

Quellor wants me to sell him to the Ying Zoo.

Here, Tweeg!

Come on, Tweegy!

Yoo-hoo! Tweegy, Tweegy, Tweegy!

-Hey, gang. -Wow, L.B.

Where have you been keeping yourself?

L.B.: Where youse guys always said I'd wind up, in jail.

Oh, that's my L.B.

Where's Tweeg?

I don't know how to tell you guys this

but the boss is brainless.

[laughs] What else is new?

I mean it.

He had his brain zapped by some kind of magic black box.

Turned his medulla oblongata into pure mush.

[laughs] That's great. Who did it?

The klutz did it to himself.

Ah, the poor slob.

L.B.: Never mind poor slob, poor us.

That's right.

Now we'll never get a penny of that salary he owes us.

And all we got to show for his trying to make gold out of buttermilk

is a bunch of doughnuts.

Well, at least we won't starve.

Hey, wait a minute.

? Poor old Tweeg, his brain got fried ?

? He's wandering through the countryside ?

? There's bills to pay and we're all broke ?

? We need some cash and it's no joke ?

I know what we gotta do, sell doughnuts for the revenue.

? Unless we wanna end up poor ?

? We'll sell these doughnuts door to door ?

[murmuring]

? Selling doughnuts door to door ?

? Selling doughnuts, what a chore ?

? Don't give me no "ifs," "ands," or "buts" ?

? Just buy lots of doughnuts ?

? Selling doughnuts door to door ?

? Everyone should buy some more ?

? Don't buy this gum, candy, or nuts ?

? Just buy lots of doughnuts ?

? Go to the door and ring the bell ?

? When somebody answers, start to sell ?

? How will I know? What will I say? ?

Just keep on talking till they pay.

What a brainstorm.

? Selling doughnuts door to door ?

? Selling doughnuts, what a chore ?

? Don't give me no "ifs," "ands," or "buts" ?

? Just buy lots of doughnuts ?

? Selling doughnuts door to door ?

? Everyone should buy some more ?

? Don't buy this gum, candy, or nuts ?

? Just buy lots of doughnuts ?

Male: ? Suppose the customers won't buy them ?

L.B.: ? Well, they shouldn't knock 'em till they try 'em ?

Male: Yeah, right.

? Satisfaction guaranteed ?

? These doughnuts here are what they need ?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

? Selling doughnuts door to door ?

? Selling doughnuts, what a chore ?

? Don't give me no "ifs," "ands," or "buts" ?

? Just buy lots of doughnuts ?

? Selling doughnuts door to door ?

? Everyone should buy some more ?

? Don't buy this gum, candy, or nuts ?

? Just buy lots and lots and lots ?

? And just buy lots of doughnuts ?

-What'll we sell? -? Lots and lots of doughnuts ?

Gosh, Teddy, we sure aren't having much luck finding wood.

Grubby, Zelza and her crew are depending on us.

Hey, Teddy, what's that over there?

Teddy: I don't know.

I've never seen anything like it before.

Who do you suppose it belongs to?

Well, come on.

Excuse me, but "come on" where?

Don't play dumb with me. Just hand over the money.

What money? We don't owe you any money.

You do if you wanna get past here.

This is a Troll booth.

-A Troll booth? -You know, a booth that's run by a Troll.

What's the matter, haven't you two ever been to Ying before?

No, and at this rate, I don't think we'll ever come back.

Now, Grubby, we should respect other people's customs.

You said it, pal.

That'll be one piece of copper.

Well, uh, here you are, sir.

Okay, pass.

It's highway robbery, I tell ya.

Maybe so, but the quicker we find some wood,

the quicker we can get out of this place.

Can't be quick enough for me.

Okay, everybody, you know what to do, right?

Yeah, sell these dumb doughnuts

to any poor sucker stupid enough to buy 'em.

You got it, Hugo.

And then we'll all meet at the Wizard's place and count our money.

Gee, L.B., I'm sure glad we hitched our wagons together.

Me, too, Buffy.

And speaking of getting hitched,

there's something I've been wanting to ask you.

Oh, yeah, L.B., ask me.

Ask me anything.

Well, uh, it's just that,

uh... well,

Go ahead, L.B., say it.

Could you pull this thing for a while?

-I'm getting kinda tired. -Oh...

I don't know if I can do this, Harry.

I ain't the salesman type.

Ah, there's nothing to it, Hugo.

If you're shy, don't look at their faces.

Look down at their feet.

Hey, good idea.

Hugo: Good day, madam.

My, what lovely corns and calluses you have.

Wanna buy some doughnuts?

Doughnuts? Well, that depends.

Are they sugarless, whole wheat, suitable for a low-salt diet?

[stammering] Well, that is...

I don't eat just anything, you know.

How many calories do they have?

Are they fried in peanut oil?

And another thing, are they natural ingredients

or do they contain harmful chemicals?

Come back here while I'm talking to you.

What's this?

You'll pay me one dozen buttermilk doughnuts

for information about Tweeg?

That's the deal, Wiz. Take it or leave it.

I'll take it.

Lucky for you I have a sweet tooth.

Now, let me concentrate.

-[alarm blaring] -That's my cue.

Wizard: Tweeg. Tweeg.

I the Wizard summon you.

Hey, there's the boss.

Wizard: As promised.

So handover those doughnuts.

L.B.: How come he looks so weird?

He always looks weird.

[munching]

Buttermilk, my favorite kind.

That's all I've got on Tweeg.

Thanks a whole bunch, Wiz.

At least I know where he is.

He fell for it, huh?

Hook, line, and sinker.

-Have a doughnut. They're not bad. -In a minute.

First I've got some footage I think you'll be interested in.

Recognize that guy?

Wizard: Why it's my evil little brother.

Evil and rich little brother, you mean.

Just look at all that cash he's raking in.

Pack up, Louie. We're moving.

-Moving? Where to? -Why, to Ying, of course.

If my good-for-nothing brother can haul in big bucks there,

then so can I. [chuckles]

Uh-oh. Where'd that thing come from?

Teddy: It's another Troll booth.

But I don't remember seeing it here a minute ago.

Me neither, Teddy.

-Well, come on. Hand over the money. -[both gasp]

Oh, brother. Not again.

-We already paid you. -Eh, I don't remember that.

Well, I think you're mistaken.

I gave you a piece of copper just a little while ago.

Do you have a receipt?

Well, no. You didn't give us one.

See? That proves it. I always give receipts.

-The other guy sure looked like you. -He certainly did.

All us Trolls look alike. It's the big nose.

-The big noses run in our family. -I'll bet they grow, too.

Are you gonna pay or do you wanna stand here forever?

Oh, all right.

Here.

And may I have a receipt, please?

I don't give receipts.

-[metallic squeaking] -Uh-oh. Listen to that weird noise.

Teddy: It's coming from that thing!

Grubby: You know, Teddy, the longer we stay here,

the less I like it.

-[gasps] -I'm beginning to feel the same way.

Let's head for cover.

-Whoa! -Whoa! Whoa!

[both panting]

[squawks] They got away.

[snorts] Hey, aren't those two of the creatures for the zoo?

[squawks] No sweat, Fred.

We'll get them on the way back.

First, let's head for the beach

and capture the others.

That sure was close.

Let's pick up some of these branches and scram out of here.

Good idea, Grubby.

There's no telling when that thing might come back.

Oh, no. Not another Troll booth.

You're not gonna pay that guy again, are you?

Not this time, Grubby.

-What are we gonna do? -You still have the lantern, don't you?

The lantern. Sure, but I still don't...

Ohh, I get it.

[laughs]

Good idea, Teddy.

Okay, come on. Hand over the money.

-What?! Eh... -Grubby: Hi, Mr. Troll.

-[Grubby laughs] -Teddy: Nice to see you again.

Too bad you can't see us. [chuckles]

Eh, Mother was right.

Life on the road is tough.

[howling]

Oh, it's you. What do you want?

You wanna buy some buttermilk doughnuts?

Guaranteed untouched by human hands.

Forget it. I'm on a diet.

Maybe Quellor would like some.

Bognostroclum: M.A.V.O. regulation 43-B,

subparagraph 13 part B,

"Don't bug Quellor!" Now beat it!

What a party pooper.

Ooh! Out of my way, short stuff.

Hey, watch it!

I just returned from Ying with the Sorcerers payment.

Very well, Maggotheart.

Follow me.

[clangs]

Seeing as how everybody just walks in, I guess I can, too.

Get them while they're fresh. Yummy doughnuts.

Just like the ones Grandma used to burn.

How did he get in here?

I thought I told you to get lost.

Hey, give me a break.

Just trying to earn a dishonest living.

Here, Chief, have one on the house.

Where did this come from?

Well, I'll be boiled in oil.

The boss did it.

You see, Tweeg's been working on this formula

for making gold out of buttermilk,

and I guess it finally worked.

Bognostroclum, send out a search party.

I want that no-brain Tweeg brought back here.

I shall restore his mind

and get this gold formula for myself.

[laughs]

-[metallic squeaking] -Hmm. How very odd.

I've stopped sawing and the sound continues.

Oh, that explains it.

What an inventive contraption.

I must ask for the plans.

My, what a fascinating vessel you have there.

What do you call it?

[squawks] Cut the chatter, skinhead.

[laughs]

Where are the others?

Why they're right behind you.

[squawks] Not them.

I mean the creatures I saw you with earlier.

Earlier? Hmm.

Oh, well, I've done so much traveling, you know.

Today! Today!

You were with a bunch of strange-looking specimens.

Was I? Hmm.

I didn't notice any.

[squawks] Enough of this.

Seize this one, then we'll find the ones with all the legs.

[snorting]

Gimmick is gone along with the Octopedes and the airship.

It looks like something pulled it this way.

Look. They go off in this direction.

Teddy: The only way we can catch up with them now

is to follow this river and hope it meets their trail again.

I'm worried about 'em, Teddy.

Especially Zena.

I wish we'd stayed together.

Well, look at this way, Grubby.

If we had, we wouldn't be able to rescue them.

Hmm. I never thought of that.

But suppose we can't rescue 'em?

Don't worry, Grubby. We got a whole belt full of tricks.

Grubby: And I've got a feeling we're gonna need every one of them.

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