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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,999 --> 00:00:41,669 Randy: Some people like their weed made the ol' fashioned way. 2 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:45,273 Here at Tegridy, we believe weed is about people. 3 00:00:45,274 --> 00:00:48,276 Over the past few months, Tegridy has expanded 4 00:00:48,277 --> 00:00:50,550 from the simple farm house you see behind me, 5 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:53,554 to actually owning the entire 420 valley. 6 00:00:53,555 --> 00:00:55,290 And I think you'll see on this tour 7 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:57,225 that even though our business has grown, 8 00:00:57,226 --> 00:01:00,728 we've kept our weed simple. 9 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:02,563 It takes over a thousand plants 10 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:05,233 to make just one box of Tegridy weed. 11 00:01:05,234 --> 00:01:06,968 There's Juan Carlos over there. 12 00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:08,503 He's one of our newest employees. 13 00:01:08,504 --> 00:01:10,238 Mornin', Juan Carlos. 14 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:13,007 {\an1}[ Camera shutters clicking ] 15 00:01:13,008 --> 00:01:16,911 What happens when you combine science with Tegridy? 16 00:01:16,912 --> 00:01:18,479 A lot of magic. 17 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,349 Here you can see our latest growing methods 18 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:23,919 along with our science center. 19 00:01:26,622 --> 00:01:29,190 And of course it wouldn't be Colorado weed 20 00:01:29,191 --> 00:01:31,960 without our Rocky Mountain High tasting room. 21 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,828 Feel free to come back here later 22 00:01:33,829 --> 00:01:37,198 and try all the Tegridy products. 23 00:01:37,199 --> 00:01:39,300 Well, folks, we hope you've enjoyed your tour. 24 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:41,469 There's a lot to buy here in the gift shop, 25 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:45,807 And please do remember -- your tour guides work on tips. 26 00:01:45,808 --> 00:01:47,542 Let's give me a big hand. 27 00:01:47,543 --> 00:01:49,812 [ Applause ] 28 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:53,147 This sucks balls. 29 00:01:53,148 --> 00:01:56,517 Ever since you guys moved, everything just keeps changing. 30 00:01:56,518 --> 00:01:59,287 I mean, how are us kids supposed to have any hope anymore? 31 00:01:59,288 --> 00:02:00,322 All I think about is 32 00:02:00,489 --> 00:02:02,557 I mean, how are us kids supposed to have any hope anymore? 33 00:02:02,558 --> 00:02:05,460 Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... 34 00:02:05,461 --> 00:02:07,829 I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything? 35 00:02:07,830 --> 00:02:10,465 Hey, there, Stan. You input all the weed orders? 36 00:02:10,466 --> 00:02:12,400 Yeah, it's all right here. 37 00:02:12,401 --> 00:02:14,535 Oh, huh... 38 00:02:14,536 --> 00:02:16,804 This looks like our orders are actually... down. 39 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,006 You sure you did that right? 40 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,240 Yeah, I went through it twice. 41 00:02:19,241 --> 00:02:21,009 People aren't ordering as much as last month. 42 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,077 Not ordering as much? 43 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:25,179 What the hell is going on? 44 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:26,982 [ Doorbell rings ] 45 00:02:28,717 --> 00:02:29,851 Oh, hey, Randy! 46 00:02:29,852 --> 00:02:32,186 Howdy, Stephen! How you been gettin' on? 47 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:34,489 Good! How's life out in the valley treating you? 48 00:02:34,490 --> 00:02:37,158 Oh, it's early mornins' and lots a hard work, 49 00:02:37,159 --> 00:02:39,594 but I gotta do what's best for my youngins. 50 00:02:39,595 --> 00:02:42,263 I noticed you hadn't supplied up in a while, Stephen, 51 00:02:42,264 --> 00:02:44,899 so I thought I'd deliver your weed to you personally. 52 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:47,835 Oh... yeah, no, I actually hadn't 53 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:49,137 ordered any in a while. 54 00:02:49,138 --> 00:02:50,505 Why not? 55 00:02:50,506 --> 00:02:53,041 You're not gettin' all sober on us are ya? 56 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,177 No, I just-- well, here let me show you. 57 00:02:57,346 --> 00:02:58,846 What'dya think? 58 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:01,149 I started growing my own plants a couple weeks ago. 59 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:03,217 I totally get it. It's a really fun hobby. 60 00:03:03,218 --> 00:03:04,786 That's Diego, my gardener. 61 00:03:04,787 --> 00:03:06,354 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 62 00:03:06,355 --> 00:03:07,689 Hey. 63 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,856 [Bleep] you. 64 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:10,024 What? 65 00:03:10,025 --> 00:03:11,693 Is my weed not good enough for you? 66 00:03:11,694 --> 00:03:13,394 Something wrong with Tegridy? 67 00:03:13,395 --> 00:03:15,463 No, I just started kind of getting into it. 68 00:03:15,464 --> 00:03:16,432 I just enjoy the whole -- 69 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:18,733 You're stealing my idea, Stephen! 70 00:03:18,734 --> 00:03:21,269 Come on, growing marijuana is not your idea. 71 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:24,405 Yeah-huh! While you assholes were all screwing around, 72 00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:25,940 I went out and made a living! 73 00:03:25,941 --> 00:03:27,709 When you grow your own pot, 74 00:03:27,710 --> 00:03:29,978 you're taking weed out of my children's mouths! 75 00:03:29,979 --> 00:03:31,379 Oh, hey, guys! 76 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,548 Sorry, the front door was open so I just walked on in. 77 00:03:33,549 --> 00:03:36,117 Seeing if I could still get those seeds from you, Stephen. 78 00:03:36,118 --> 00:03:37,452 What seeds?! 79 00:03:37,453 --> 00:03:39,887 Oh, I was gonna try my hand at growing some weed, 80 00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:41,656 and Stephen said he'd give me some of his seeds 81 00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:42,558 to get started. 82 00:03:42,559 --> 00:03:44,892 [Bleep] you guys! 83 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,128 I'll get you for this, Stephen. 84 00:03:47,129 --> 00:03:50,733 You mess with my Tegridy, then I'm gonna mess with you! 85 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:57,605 [ Sad music playing ] 86 00:03:57,606 --> 00:04:02,143 {\an3}♪♪ 87 00:04:02,144 --> 00:04:04,746 [ Air hissing ] 88 00:04:04,747 --> 00:04:11,753 {\an3}♪♪ 89 00:04:11,754 --> 00:04:13,655 You alright there, partner? 90 00:04:13,656 --> 00:04:16,257 Kids are being handed a world that's broken and sick. 91 00:04:16,258 --> 00:04:17,992 We aren't the ones who messed this planet up, 92 00:04:17,993 --> 00:04:20,361 but we're the ones who will pay the price. 93 00:04:20,362 --> 00:04:22,263 Okay. You have a nice day. 94 00:04:22,264 --> 00:04:24,666 {\an3}♪♪ 95 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:27,636 [ Siren wailing ] 96 00:04:30,205 --> 00:04:33,007 Por favor no! Por favor no mas quiero trabajar! 97 00:04:33,008 --> 00:04:35,276 This is inhumane! Diego is my gardener. 98 00:04:35,277 --> 00:04:37,946 [ Slurps ] 99 00:04:37,947 --> 00:04:38,847 What's going on? 100 00:04:38,848 --> 00:04:40,648 {\an1}This is an I.C.E. raid, son. 101 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:41,683 You need to keep back. 102 00:04:41,684 --> 00:04:43,818 Put him in my car. 103 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,153 What did that guy do? 104 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,788 Somebody called in an anonymous tip 105 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,156 that he might be here illegally. 106 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:52,160 No! No te lo puedes llevar! Es mi esposo! Mi esposo! 107 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,128 Papa! Papa, no! Papa! 108 00:04:54,129 --> 00:04:56,531 Wife goes in the van, kids can go with Donovan. 109 00:04:56,532 --> 00:04:57,899 Who called you people?! 110 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,667 It was Randy Marsh, wasn't it?! 111 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:01,636 We're just doing our job, sir. 112 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:02,904 If the family checks out, 113 00:05:02,905 --> 00:05:05,139 we'll release them from their detention centers. 114 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,174 Detention centers? 115 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,875 Well, this is nice! 116 00:05:07,876 --> 00:05:09,544 When did we start doing this? 117 00:05:09,545 --> 00:05:11,346 Kids go to LS22. 118 00:05:11,347 --> 00:05:13,047 So anyone can make an anonymous tip, 119 00:05:13,048 --> 00:05:14,983 and you can round up families and send them away? 120 00:05:14,984 --> 00:05:17,919 Nobody told me about this. I thought everything sucked now! 121 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,387 Do you have a card? 122 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:21,589 [ Indistinct talking on television ] 123 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:24,826 [ Phone ringing ] 124 00:05:24,827 --> 00:05:25,994 What do you want? 125 00:05:25,995 --> 00:05:27,829 Do you remember last week 126 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:30,164 you called me a butthole in front of Suzie Tobler? 127 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:32,500 Yeah, 'cause you were gonna snap her bra. 128 00:05:32,501 --> 00:05:34,269 I want you to apologize 129 00:05:34,270 --> 00:05:36,537 for every time you've been a dick to me, Kyle. 130 00:05:36,538 --> 00:05:37,872 [Bleep] you. 131 00:05:37,873 --> 00:05:40,441 Oh! Are you sure you don't want to take that back? 132 00:05:40,442 --> 00:05:43,444 Okay, Kyle, just remember I gave you a chance. 133 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:44,679 [ Doorbell rings ] 134 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,215 Are you done now? Can I hang up? 135 00:05:50,619 --> 00:05:52,020 [ Ike crying ] 136 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:53,855 220. We've breached the front door. 137 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:54,690 Hello. 138 00:05:54,691 --> 00:05:56,124 Mommy! Mommy! 139 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:57,692 Excuse me. What is going on? 140 00:05:57,693 --> 00:05:59,360 [ Gun cocks ] 141 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:00,695 640. On the first floor. 142 00:06:00,696 --> 00:06:02,397 Who are you people?! 143 00:06:02,398 --> 00:06:04,032 We're I.C.E., ma'am. 144 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:05,600 We're American citizens. 145 00:06:05,601 --> 00:06:06,935 Just doing our job, sir. 146 00:06:06,936 --> 00:06:08,536 If you check out, you'll be released 147 00:06:08,537 --> 00:06:09,804 from the detention centers. 148 00:06:09,805 --> 00:06:11,873 Get the [bleep] out of my house! 149 00:06:11,874 --> 00:06:14,709 [ Ike continues crying ] 150 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:15,944 Mom! Dad! 151 00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:17,445 This is ridiculous! 152 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:19,280 You can't take our children away from us! 153 00:06:19,281 --> 00:06:20,915 [ Munching ] 154 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:22,050 [ Chuckles ] 155 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:23,418 That's so sweet. 156 00:06:23,419 --> 00:06:26,321 You guys take the parents, we'll take the kids. 157 00:06:26,322 --> 00:06:27,422 Come on, you! 158 00:06:27,423 --> 00:06:28,656 [ Grunting ] 159 00:06:28,657 --> 00:06:30,825 No! You will not take my children from me! 160 00:06:30,826 --> 00:06:31,993 [ Chuckles ] 161 00:06:31,994 --> 00:06:33,828 No way. 162 00:06:33,829 --> 00:06:37,165 {\an1}I'm telling you I just don't know where are passports are! 163 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:38,399 Then we have to detain you. 164 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,668 If you're legal, you can sort it all out on Monday. 165 00:06:40,669 --> 00:06:41,470 Monday?! 166 00:06:41,471 --> 00:06:44,740 [ Ike continues crying ] 167 00:06:46,775 --> 00:06:48,276 God dammit, Cartman! 168 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:51,247 Ike! You can't do this! 169 00:06:56,118 --> 00:06:58,186 "What's happened to our country? 170 00:06:58,187 --> 00:07:00,622 People are being wronged by a broken system, 171 00:07:00,623 --> 00:07:02,423 and we must say "no more." 172 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:04,192 {\an1}No more homegrown marijuana." 173 00:07:04,193 --> 00:07:05,827 Yeah! That's right! 174 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:09,163 Yeah! That's right I agree! Me too! Yeah, right! 175 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:11,766 "As the son of a proud American farmer, 176 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:14,602 I am concerned about what homegrown can lead to. 177 00:07:14,603 --> 00:07:17,205 People can grow weed wrong and poison themselves." 178 00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:19,040 What? Yeah! That's right! 179 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:20,441 Yeah, come on! 180 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:23,144 "Unscrupulous growers could use cheap irrigation 181 00:07:23,145 --> 00:07:24,212 and drown babies." 182 00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:25,147 Oh, come on. 183 00:07:25,148 --> 00:07:26,347 That's right! Drown babies! 184 00:07:26,348 --> 00:07:28,449 Yeah, drown babies! That's right. Drown babies. 185 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:32,153 "The fact is simple -- marijuana must be grown with Tegriddy." 186 00:07:32,154 --> 00:07:34,822 Tegridy. Tegridy. 187 00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:36,491 [ Inhales ] 188 00:07:36,492 --> 00:07:38,293 Stupid government! 189 00:07:38,294 --> 00:07:40,461 How can they sit there and look a child in the face 190 00:07:40,462 --> 00:07:42,864 and say it's fine for people to grow their own weed? 191 00:07:42,865 --> 00:07:44,699 Aww, why does it matter? 192 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,800 Why does it-- [ Scoffs ] 193 00:07:45,801 --> 00:07:47,302 Am I the only person here 194 00:07:47,303 --> 00:07:49,971 who understands what this will do to us? Yeah, but, Dad, 195 00:07:49,972 --> 00:07:51,673 you're gonna piss off everybody in South Park. 196 00:07:51,674 --> 00:07:52,807 You know what? 197 00:07:52,808 --> 00:07:53,875 [Bleep] South Park. 198 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:54,909 [Bleep] South Park? 199 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:56,010 Yeah, I'm sick of it! 200 00:07:56,011 --> 00:07:57,745 I'm just -- I'm done. 201 00:07:57,746 --> 00:07:59,581 I don't give two shits about South Park. 202 00:07:59,582 --> 00:08:03,151 All that matters is Tegridy Farms now! 203 00:08:03,152 --> 00:08:05,653 I don't know if you wanna say [bleep] South Park... 204 00:08:05,654 --> 00:08:11,526 For subtitling services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 205 00:08:11,527 --> 00:08:13,395 [ Brakes hiss ] 206 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:22,370 Good day, children! My name is Jeff. 207 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,673 Buenas dias ninos, me llamo "Heff-e." 208 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:28,943 We know you've been separated from your families. 209 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:34,249 Tu familia no esta aqui. Es Triste. Tu kri. Tu kri. 210 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:36,517 But we want you to get a little excited 211 00:08:36,518 --> 00:08:38,720 about the fun we have in store for you. 212 00:08:38,721 --> 00:08:42,691 Aqui es maravillosa! Divertida! 213 00:08:44,426 --> 00:08:47,895 Everyone, please take your own piece of aluminum foil. 214 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:50,099 Papel de aluminio por favor. 215 00:08:53,969 --> 00:08:56,104 All new kids, el nombre -- 216 00:08:56,105 --> 00:08:58,273 line up and announce when your name is read. 217 00:08:58,274 --> 00:09:00,108 Martinez! -Aqui. 218 00:09:00,109 --> 00:09:02,210 -Aquilar. -Aqui. 219 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,811 Broflovski. 220 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:04,747 Here! 221 00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:11,419 Broflovski... Is that an El Salvadorean name? 222 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,987 No, I'm Jewish. 223 00:09:12,988 --> 00:09:15,156 [ Dramatic music plays ] 224 00:09:15,157 --> 00:09:18,126 What?! How did a Jew get in here? 225 00:09:18,127 --> 00:09:20,495 I'm just here because some fat intolerant asshole 226 00:09:20,496 --> 00:09:21,663 didn't want me around! 227 00:09:21,664 --> 00:09:23,231 Yeah, that's why I'm here too. 228 00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:24,432 Yeah, me too. 229 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,734 Oh, boy. We gotta get this kid out of here. 230 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:29,905 People might think we're racist. 231 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:38,017 {\an3}♪♪ 232 00:09:38,718 --> 00:09:41,941 Uh, sorry, tours are at 11:00 and 2:00 and 4:20. 233 00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:44,044 Oh, we're not here for a tour. 234 00:09:44,045 --> 00:09:46,813 We represent a billion dollar marijuana company. 235 00:09:46,814 --> 00:09:49,550 Oh, I told you rich city folk before. 236 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,285 You can't buy Tegridy. 237 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,720 You seem to be fighting the same fight we are. 238 00:09:53,721 --> 00:09:55,222 We just want to help you. 239 00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:58,225 [ Inhales ] Ever heard of Med Men? 240 00:09:58,226 --> 00:09:59,893 Yeah, I think so. 241 00:09:59,894 --> 00:10:02,062 [ Inhales ] What do you want with me? 242 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:04,431 Well, we have a common problem. 243 00:10:04,432 --> 00:10:05,933 [ Inhales deeply ] 244 00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:07,935 Homegrown weed. 245 00:10:07,936 --> 00:10:09,803 We're just worried about safety -- 246 00:10:09,804 --> 00:10:11,138 you know [inhales] 247 00:10:11,139 --> 00:10:14,107 babies drowning in irrigation 'n such. 248 00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:16,410 Yeah, I hate watching babies drown. 249 00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:17,511 [ Inhales ] 250 00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:19,580 Seems like a waste of a good baby. 251 00:10:19,581 --> 00:10:22,649 We're glad you agree. [ Inhales ] 252 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,084 Now what -- 253 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:27,788 [ Inhaling deeply ] 254 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,790 So you guys wanna put our money together 255 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,024 {\an1}and we go [bleep] this town up 256 00:10:31,025 --> 00:10:32,359 so nobody can ever grow their own weed again? 257 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,427 I'm totally in. 258 00:10:33,428 --> 00:10:35,696 [ Exhales ] 259 00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:37,831 {\an1}Sorry for our little mistake. 260 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:41,435 We're going to get you on your way home as soon as we can. 261 00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:44,371 What about all the other kids? When do they get to go home? 262 00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:47,708 Hey, when it's raining, you gotta roll up the windows. 263 00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:50,544 We understand these things are hard for your people. 264 00:10:50,545 --> 00:10:51,879 My people?! 265 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,814 Aren't you worried about what you're creating here? 266 00:10:53,815 --> 00:10:55,215 What do you mean? 267 00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:57,117 You're pulling children away from their parents 268 00:10:57,118 --> 00:10:58,685 and isolating them behind bars. 269 00:10:58,686 --> 00:10:59,820 Yes. 270 00:10:59,821 --> 00:11:01,488 You're traumatizing them 271 00:11:01,489 --> 00:11:04,124 and teaching them to fear the U.S. government. 272 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,459 Correct. 273 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,227 Okay, let me try to put this 274 00:11:07,228 --> 00:11:08,962 in terms you people will understand. 275 00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:10,530 You know superhero movies, right? 276 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:11,899 Pssh, yeah! 277 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,334 Okay, you remember how they always create the villain? 278 00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,136 Some random person, who, when they were a child, 279 00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:18,171 got taken from their parents and locked away? 280 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:20,474 And the kid was just left to sit and plan revenge? 281 00:11:20,475 --> 00:11:23,477 What you're doing here is creating a Mexican Joker. 282 00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:25,812 {\an3}♪♪ 283 00:11:25,813 --> 00:11:27,748 And what's a Mexican Joker gonna do? 284 00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:29,750 He's gonna grow up and have memories 285 00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:32,419 of being wronged by you, and he will grow and wait, 286 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,855 and then finally... fight back with a passion 287 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:37,524 unlike anything you've ever seen! 288 00:11:37,525 --> 00:11:40,661 Which one of them do you think is Mexican Joker? 289 00:11:40,662 --> 00:11:42,930 No, it could be any of them! That's the point! 290 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,731 You don't know which kid in there is gonna snap 291 00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:46,600 from being separated and locked down like this! 292 00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:49,169 But... doesn't Mexican Joker understand 293 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,237 that we we're just doing our job 294 00:11:50,238 --> 00:11:51,572 and trying to make America great? 295 00:11:51,573 --> 00:11:53,006 Mexican Joker doesn't care! 296 00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:54,741 When that kid grows up, all that will matter is 297 00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:55,943 getting back at all of you. 298 00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:57,344 Well, what would Mexican Joker -- 299 00:11:57,345 --> 00:12:00,681 David can I talk to you alone, please? Excuse us kid. 300 00:12:00,682 --> 00:12:06,587 [ No sound ] 301 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:08,922 Now, the most important thing is that we've got to 302 00:12:08,923 --> 00:12:10,524 keep this quiet! 303 00:12:10,525 --> 00:12:12,859 We can't let Mexican Joker know that we're on to him. 304 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,361 If -- If we could interrogate the kids, 305 00:12:14,362 --> 00:12:15,529 maybe we could get a lead. 306 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:16,863 You know, just scare them a little. 307 00:12:16,864 --> 00:12:18,799 Yeah, unless that's just what he wants us to do. 308 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,234 What are you saying? 309 00:12:20,235 --> 00:12:24,405 I'm saying what if he is on Mexican Joker's side. 310 00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:30,777 [ Keyboard clacking ] 311 00:12:30,778 --> 00:12:33,146 Hey, Randy, did you go make a deal 312 00:12:33,147 --> 00:12:34,548 with another weed company? 313 00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,383 [ Sighing ] Yes, Towelie, 314 00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:38,719 I'm working on a merger with Med Men. 315 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,922 Med Men?! But those guys are posers! 316 00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:44,091 we have a deal in the works to help each other 317 00:12:44,092 --> 00:12:46,894 put a stop to home growers once and for all. 318 00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:49,496 Jesus. You know, I knew a guy once 319 00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:51,732 who thought weed should be for everybody, 320 00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:54,401 a guy who believed in integrity! 321 00:12:54,402 --> 00:12:57,571 I don't understand who you even are any more! 322 00:12:57,572 --> 00:13:00,140 That's because I am the president of the company, 323 00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:02,009 and you are a towel! 324 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,610 You're a towel! 325 00:13:03,611 --> 00:13:06,113 What is wrong with trying to protect our business?! 326 00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,648 Because weed isn't supposed to be 327 00:13:07,649 --> 00:13:09,917 some money grubbing business model! 328 00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,752 It's a gift from God, 329 00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:13,353 and not something to be exploited 330 00:13:13,354 --> 00:13:15,122 by some stupid towel! 331 00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:18,825 I am not a towel! 332 00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:22,029 Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Randy. 333 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:28,268 You're not a towel. 334 00:13:28,269 --> 00:13:31,305 [ Sighs deeply ] 335 00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:33,273 [ Piano playing ] 336 00:13:33,274 --> 00:13:35,709 [ High-pitched voice ] My name is Princess Star, 337 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:39,379 for I shine like all the stars in the night sky. 338 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:42,349 [ Normal voice ] Kids, let's all say hi to Princess star! 339 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,484 Hi, Princess Star! 340 00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:48,455 [ Mexican accent ] Ha, ha, ha! It's me, Mexican Joker! 341 00:13:48,456 --> 00:13:51,291 [ Normal voice ] Oh, no! Everyone boo Mexican Joker, kids! 342 00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:52,726 Boo! 343 00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:54,494 Boo! 344 00:13:54,495 --> 00:13:56,129 [ Mexican accent ] I am filled with anger and rage 345 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,098 for what happened to me as a child, 346 00:13:58,099 --> 00:14:00,133 so now I will kill and rape you all! 347 00:14:00,134 --> 00:14:03,103 [ High-pitched voice ] But, Mexican Joker, you forget the magic word -- 348 00:14:03,104 --> 00:14:05,172 forgiveness. [ Ding ] 349 00:14:05,173 --> 00:14:07,174 [ Mexican accent ] I don't care about forgiveness! 350 00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:08,842 [ High-pitched voice ] But you were a migrant 351 00:14:08,843 --> 00:14:10,177 from another country, and we had to protect 352 00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,212 our borders and secure our jobs! 353 00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,581 [ Mexican accent ] I don't care! I'm going to rape you now! 354 00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:16,316 [ Grunting ] 355 00:14:16,317 --> 00:14:18,752 [ High-pitched voice ] Oh, no! No! What about forgiveness? 356 00:14:18,753 --> 00:14:20,821 [ Mexican accent ] No forgiveness! 357 00:14:20,822 --> 00:14:23,156 [ Normal voice ] Boo! That's enough Mexican Joker! 358 00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:25,525 Your rage and your anger have made you a bad person 359 00:14:25,526 --> 00:14:26,994 in the eyes of Christ! 360 00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:28,829 I know your life was hard as a kid, 361 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,831 {\an1}but everyone has hard times. 362 00:14:30,832 --> 00:14:32,499 [ Bell ringing ] 363 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,134 Another bus load coming in! 364 00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,604 Another busload?! Oh, criminy! 365 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:50,951 Welcome, children, my name is Jeff. 366 00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:54,355 Hola, niños, me llamo Jefe. 367 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,262 Oh, hey, Kyle. 368 00:15:02,263 --> 00:15:05,399 What the [bleep] are you doing here?! 369 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,967 So weak. Jimmy pissed me off 370 00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,535 'cause he told the teacher I was texting in class, 371 00:15:08,536 --> 00:15:09,570 so I told Jimmy I'd have him sent 372 00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:10,571 to a migrant detention center. 373 00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:11,572 He didn't believe me, so I said, 374 00:15:11,573 --> 00:15:12,706 "Oh, I already did it to Kyle," 375 00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:13,907 and Stan heard that and got pissed off 376 00:15:13,908 --> 00:15:15,376 and had me sent to a migrant detention center. 377 00:15:17,412 --> 00:15:20,447 I haven't seen my parents in two weeks! 378 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,749 Nobody even knows where my little brother is! 379 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,117 I know. I know it sucks. 380 00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:25,619 But we're stuck in here together. 381 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,722 Come on, guys! All we have to do is try to make the most of it! 382 00:15:28,723 --> 00:15:31,425 ♪ It's a hard-knock life for us ♪ 383 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:34,128 ♪ It's a hard-knock life for us ♪ 384 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,529 Hey, you gonna buy a towel or just stare at them? 385 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,131 I'm not a towel! 386 00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,633 Go on! Get out of here! 387 00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:55,537 [ Groaning ] 388 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,207 Yeah, you know, I think I'll just grow my own weed. 389 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,209 Oh, yeah, I'm growing my own weed. 390 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,110 I enjoy growing my own weed now. 391 00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,579 I'll grow my own weed. 392 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,616 My own weed. I'll grow my own weed. 393 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:13,222 I said get out of here if you aren't buying towels! 394 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,225 -I'll grow my own weed. -My own weed. 395 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,227 -I'll grow my own weed. -I'll grow my own weed. 396 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,229 I can grow my own weed. 397 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:24,600 Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!! 398 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:28,237 [ Electricity zapping ] [ Muffled chattering ] 399 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,739 Hey! Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?! 400 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,474 Oh, hey, Jeff. Rodgers read an article 401 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,409 about how electroshock therapy can help people 402 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,011 who've gone through traumatic experiences. 403 00:16:36,012 --> 00:16:37,913 We figured some treatments could help Mexican Joker 404 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,147 deal with his trauma. 405 00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:41,016 Are you guys completely stupid?! 406 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,584 We can't perform shock therapy 407 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,152 on every child that comes in here! 408 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,021 Think of the budgetary restraints! 409 00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,823 To hell with the cost, Jeff! 410 00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:49,491 If Mexican Joker doesn't have flashbacks, 411 00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,293 then he doesn't grow up to become a monster! 412 00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:53,929 What if this is the flashback?! 413 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,598 We might be in the flashback, Dave! 414 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,433 Maybe you're shocking the child 415 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,836 that grows up to be Mexican Joker! 416 00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:03,172 [ Electricity zapping ] 417 00:17:03,173 --> 00:17:06,141 Oh, God. I don't know which way is up anymore! 418 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:08,443 We can't fight this guy alone, Dave. 419 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,781 It's time to alert the military. 420 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,288 ♪ Don't it feel like the wind is always howlin'? ♪ 421 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,790 ♪ Don't it feel like there's never any light? ♪ 422 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,059 ♪ Santa never comes for me ♪ 423 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:26,729 ♪ Santa Clause no esta aquí ♪ 424 00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,366 Oh, come on, Kyle! 425 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:32,968 I know it's no fun to be in here, 426 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,636 but you can't think about yourself, 427 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,339 think about the greater good. 428 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,473 Now, when you don't like people, 429 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,641 you can have them taken from their families 430 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,642 and put into camps! 431 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,744 Why does that make you -- [ Gasps ] 432 00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,346 Oh, my God. 433 00:17:44,347 --> 00:17:45,681 Oh, Jesus, Kyle. 434 00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:48,016 I totally forgot you're a -- 435 00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,551 Of course you're extra sensitive to this stuff. 436 00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:52,187 Oh, dude, I am sorry. 437 00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:54,022 Oh, my God. Kyle, I didn't even 438 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,324 make the connection, you know? 439 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,825 I was just like, "Oh, I'm gonna have Kyle 440 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,360 thrown in a detention camp! That'll be sweet!" 441 00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,329 and I didn't stop to think that... for you guys, 442 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,331 it's not that sweet. 443 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,699 Man, if I had just thought it through 444 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,867 for like two more minutes, 445 00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,502 I would have got you back some other way. 446 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,370 I feel terrible, Kyle. 447 00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,839 Wait. I have an idea how to get everyone out of here. 448 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,208 Get everyone's aluminum foil and some scissors. 449 00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:14,510 Why, Kyle? What are you gonna do with -- 450 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,211 Just do it before I kill you! 451 00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,047 Aluminum foil and some scissors. 452 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,051 That was a great dinner, honey. 453 00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:24,786 What do you want to do for dessert? 454 00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:26,688 Hey, how about I cut us down 455 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,924 some of our homegrown weed, and we get baked? 456 00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:30,359 I'm in. 457 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360 [ Insects chirping ] 458 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,228 {\an3}♪♪ 459 00:18:33,229 --> 00:18:35,364 [ Vegetation rustles ] 460 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,699 Is someone there? 461 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:42,004 Huh. 462 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:44,273 Jack? Everything alright? 463 00:18:44,274 --> 00:18:48,010 Yeah, you want a normal size or a big fatty? 464 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,646 Jack!! 465 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,889 {\an3}♪♪ 466 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,659 A brutal act of terror in an American town. 467 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,728 Tonight, innocent people were attacked at their homes 468 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,797 in their yards, and the FBI believes 469 00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,833 {\an1}they know who is responsible. 470 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:14,236 The probable suspect -- Mexican Joker. 471 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,804 [ People screaming ] 472 00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:17,773 Yes, that's right. Joining me now is 473 00:19:17,774 --> 00:19:19,741 Commander Miller of national defense. 474 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,511 We've only recently learned of Mexican Joker's existence. 475 00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:23,812 [ Groaning ] 476 00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:26,682 He has no reason. He has no compassion. 477 00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:29,618 Mexican Joker simply wants to invoke fear. 478 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:32,154 We are advising people to stay inside. 479 00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:35,824 Oh, Captain -- Uh, Captain, what made Mexican Joker this way? 480 00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:38,093 Why is Mexican Joker so filled with hate? 481 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,363 {\an1}Well, it's most likely something that happened to him as a child. 482 00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:43,599 Whatever bent Mexican Joker's mind this way, 483 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:49,204 it clearly happened a... long... long time ago... 484 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:54,710 [ Harp playing ] 485 00:19:54,711 --> 00:19:57,045 Oh, shit! It's the flashback! 486 00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,280 This is the flashback?! 487 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,615 It's the flashback! Come on! 488 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,384 Something must be happening with the kids! 489 00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:05,053 Oh, Christ! Look! 490 00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:07,891 [ Speaking Hebrew ] 491 00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:12,995 He's converted them all to Judaism! 492 00:20:12,996 --> 00:20:15,164 [ All repeat Hebrew ] 493 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:16,732 Oh, Jesus! They're all Jews 494 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,901 with their little aluminum-foil yarmulkes! 495 00:20:18,902 --> 00:20:20,302 Jeff, do you know what this means?! 496 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,638 Now we'll have to let them all go! 497 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,073 This is how Mexican Joker breaks free! 498 00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:27,043 That's right. It is! 499 00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:32,381 Whoa! 500 00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:34,483 Mexican Joker, I just want you to remember 501 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,685 that I helped you, Jeff Corrigan. 502 00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,353 Remember -- Jeff was your buddy. 503 00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:40,055 Now, come on! Let's go Mexican Joker! 504 00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:42,357 God damn it! Nobody here is Mexican Joker! 505 00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,059 That's not what I meant! 506 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,561 The future is not set! 507 00:20:45,562 --> 00:20:48,664 We make decisions now that affect our future! 508 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,366 Nobody here is Mexican Joker? 509 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,501 No!! 510 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,838 Ooh, then I'm in the wrong flashback! 511 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,907 [ Multiple doors opening ] 512 00:21:02,212 --> 00:21:05,415 {\an1}[ Car door opens, tires squeal ] 513 00:21:10,887 --> 00:21:13,088 Well, gang... 514 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:18,794 looks like Tegridy farms is turning big profits again. 515 00:21:18,795 --> 00:21:19,962 We're on our way to becoming 516 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:22,197 the biggest weed brand in the country. 517 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,566 I'm not getting pushed around anymore, you got it? 518 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:27,870 So, go on. Anybody here wants to call me a towel, 519 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,105 just go ahead and do it! 520 00:21:30,106 --> 00:21:34,443 Go on, Sharon. Call me a towel. 521 00:21:34,444 --> 00:21:38,280 Fine. You're a towel. 522 00:21:38,281 --> 00:21:41,384 Best towel you ever had, bitch! 523 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:55,597 {\an3}♪♪ 524 00:21:55,598 --> 00:22:05,274 {\an3}♪♪ 525 00:22:05,275 --> 00:22:14,984 {\an3}♪♪ 42654

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