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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,834 --> 00:00:04,999 All right. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,334 (lively music) 3 00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:30,416 ? You're banging boys on the street at night ? 4 00:00:30,417 --> 00:00:33,082 ? Can't stop with this kryptonite ? 5 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:38,791 ? Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock ? 6 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:40,625 ? Oh no ? 7 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:44,291 ? Ooh they think they know you ? 8 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:47,416 ? But I know better ? 9 00:00:47,417 --> 00:00:50,208 ? You're superhuman ? 10 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:52,708 ? So super queer ? 11 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:56,416 ? You make me feel so superhuman ? 12 00:00:56,417 --> 00:00:58,041 ? When you're near ? 13 00:00:58,042 --> 00:01:00,958 ? Ooh you're superhuman ? 14 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:04,041 ? Oh so super queer ? 15 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:10,500 ? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ? 16 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,292 (lively music) 17 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:25,750 ? You're playing baby where you coming from ? 18 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:28,958 ? Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ? 19 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,208 ? Loaded guns and ready ? 20 00:01:31,209 --> 00:01:37,292 ? Point that big, big Glock oh no ? 21 00:01:38,792 --> 00:01:42,541 ? Ooh they think they know you ? 22 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:45,416 ? But I know better ? 23 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:47,917 ? You're superhuman ? 24 00:01:47,918 --> 00:01:51,041 ? Oh so super queer ? 25 00:01:51,042 --> 00:01:54,541 ? You make me feel so superhuman ? 26 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:56,249 ? When you're near ? 27 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:59,374 ? Ooh you're superhuman ? 28 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:02,333 ? Oh so super queer ? 29 00:02:02,334 --> 00:02:08,751 ? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ? 30 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:12,626 (lively music) 31 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:32,292 (lively music) 32 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:41,416 Does this look okay? 33 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:44,208 I didn't want to underdress but not try too hard as well. 34 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:47,291 Adam, she's not gonna care what you wear. 35 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,416 She just wants you for your creativity. 36 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,958 This has truly been the highlight of my career. 37 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,917 Can I just say thank you one more time? 38 00:02:53,918 --> 00:02:54,917 Please, please don't. 39 00:02:54,918 --> 00:03:00,583 Your seven text messages this morning, that was enough. 40 00:03:00,584 --> 00:03:02,999 Well, if you ever need anyone to look after your cat 41 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,709 while you're away or water your plants, I'm your man. 42 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:11,333 I will gladly accept that offer. 43 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:12,374 I'm glad too. 44 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,709 But I should really get going. 45 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:17,792 Oh Adam, good luck 46 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,750 And let me know how it goes. 47 00:03:21,751 --> 00:03:23,834 Thanks, Lex, will do. 48 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,374 - Oh. - Ooh. 49 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,124 Sorry, bud. 50 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:45,917 Yeah, 'cause there's not enough path in this empty park. 51 00:03:45,918 --> 00:03:47,917 - I'm in my own world. - Yeah. 52 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:49,291 Sorry. 53 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:53,834 Hey, I think I know you from somewhere. 54 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:57,208 Oh, that wasn't me. 55 00:03:57,209 --> 00:03:59,291 Well, it was but it was nothing. 56 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:00,249 A one-time thing. 57 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:03,708 [Thief] I think you went to school with my sister. 58 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:06,374 Oh, okay. 59 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:08,542 What's your sister's name? 60 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,125 Doesn't matter anymore. 61 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,459 Wait, wait, why not? 62 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:18,209 Okay, that wasn't weird at all. 63 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:25,959 Holy fuck. 64 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,167 Fuck. 65 00:04:32,751 --> 00:04:35,166 And yesterday's post got a million likes, 66 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,333 and Chris Olsen and Megan Trainor 67 00:04:36,334 --> 00:04:40,249 just did our viral dance trend so it's looking really good. 68 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,583 I'm feeling ready now. 69 00:04:42,584 --> 00:04:43,708 So if we could make this happen 70 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,458 within like the next 20 minutes, 71 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:49,792 I won't be late for my afternoon after-brunch nap. 72 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:52,583 You know how moody I get if I miss that. 73 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,499 I hear you, I see you. 74 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:57,917 Just gimme a moment and I'll try and call him again. 75 00:04:57,918 --> 00:04:59,124 No need. 76 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,500 Adam. 77 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:02,875 So glad you made it. 78 00:05:02,876 --> 00:05:04,082 I'm so sorry I'm late. 79 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,791 Well, you've only got 20 minutes, so let's get snapping. 80 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:09,374 Melanie, thank you so much again for this opportunity. 81 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,541 I've been a big fan now for a long time. 82 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,541 And I'm sure you know what a fan I am of you. 83 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:16,458 Lex did mention it. 84 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:20,542 I'll be back with some really strong coffee for everyone. 85 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:23,750 How should we start this? 86 00:05:23,751 --> 00:05:26,875 Well, that's the thing, we just have one big issue. 87 00:05:26,876 --> 00:05:30,291 And this is not a my dog ate my homework excuse 88 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:32,958 because, you know, this is a dream come true. 89 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,917 But on my way here, I had my camera. 90 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,166 And this guy, he bumps into me 91 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:40,082 and then he starts asking me about his sister, 92 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:40,917 and then he runs off. 93 00:05:40,918 --> 00:05:42,791 Another dude shows up and then he runs off. 94 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,041 And then by the time I look down at my camera, 95 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:47,959 I notice that it's gone. 96 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:50,167 What? 97 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,876 Are you for real? 98 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:53,958 Yes. 99 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:56,041 And I know that this has nothing to do with you, 100 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:58,166 but my uncle gave me this camera 101 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,626 before he passed away last year. 102 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:05,292 He inspired me to become a photographer. 103 00:06:05,459 --> 00:06:07,374 I'm so sorry to hear that. 104 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:12,958 Yeah, so I literally cannot shoot today without a camera. 105 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,208 I'll understand if you need to find another photographer. 106 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:19,542 No, Adam, let's just take a minute. 107 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:22,333 But your assistant just said that we have 20. 108 00:06:22,334 --> 00:06:23,166 Oh, my God. 109 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,833 Don't worry about that. 110 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:25,583 Are you all right? 111 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:27,333 Have you reported it? 112 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:28,124 Yes, and yeah, 113 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:33,584 but they said that there's nothing that they could do. 114 00:06:34,626 --> 00:06:36,709 Oh, I loved that camera. 115 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:39,458 I feel like I let my uncle down. 116 00:06:39,459 --> 00:06:41,625 You stop that right now. 117 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:42,958 There's one thing I can say for sure, 118 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:48,791 and what your uncle's left you was more than just a camera. 119 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:50,958 And that isn't lost. 120 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:54,459 I know this 'cause my grandma did the same for me. 121 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,541 Yeah, but I'm not sure how that helps, 122 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,791 I still don't have a camera. 123 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:03,374 The last I checked, every phone has a camera. 124 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,625 Yeah, but your Melanie Fireright, 125 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,875 I can't shoot you using a phone. 126 00:07:07,876 --> 00:07:09,124 I've seen some of your work 127 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,875 and I couldn't tell what you shot it on 128 00:07:11,876 --> 00:07:15,334 but I knew how it made me feel. 129 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:21,374 My grandma passed away a few years ago now, 130 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:24,875 and when I was little, 131 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:29,082 she lent me her old guitar for me to practice on. 132 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,499 I didn't know how to use it at first 133 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,458 and my fingers weren't strong enough 134 00:07:32,459 --> 00:07:34,666 to hold the strings down. 135 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:38,125 But she still enjoyed listening to me play. 136 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:42,959 And somehow I was able to make beautiful music 137 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,834 'cause I knew how it made her feel 138 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:50,751 and how it made me feel as well. 139 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:56,334 I loved her so, so, so much. 140 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:01,542 I still do. 141 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,042 It's magic. 142 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,042 Thank you. 143 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,333 I'll see you soon. 144 00:08:24,334 --> 00:08:25,918 It's nap time. 145 00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:34,792 (Adam sighs) 146 00:08:35,959 --> 00:08:37,626 Thank you. 147 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,334 Hey. 148 00:08:55,209 --> 00:08:56,459 Oh. 149 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,541 I'm so proud of you. 150 00:08:58,542 --> 00:08:59,917 Thank you, babe. 151 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:02,000 Wow, what a day. 152 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,791 I'm sorry about your camera. 153 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:05,875 Mm. 154 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:07,209 But- 155 00:09:08,751 --> 00:09:10,000 But what? 156 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:13,542 Well, I mean, you see, I- 157 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,166 See what, Gabe? 158 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:18,458 Choose your next words very carefully. 159 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:20,249 Well, I mean, okay. 160 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:23,208 Okay, you see I actually bought you a new camera 161 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,458 like months ago as a wedding gift 162 00:09:24,459 --> 00:09:26,708 and I just never had the right time to give it to you. 163 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:28,291 Wait, do you mean the camera 164 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:29,958 that I've been eyeing off for the past year? 165 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:34,626 And when you say new, it's not refurbished or secondhand? 166 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:36,625 Adam. 167 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:40,374 I mean, thank you so much for this incredible gift. 168 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,334 Oh, you're welcome. 169 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,374 It's new, it's new, brand new. 170 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,666 (both laugh) 171 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:52,167 Did I tell you how much I love you today? 172 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,166 No, not today. 173 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,500 Hmm. 174 00:09:57,751 --> 00:09:59,000 It's big. 175 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:01,083 How big? 176 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,250 I can show you. 177 00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:08,583 Well, when you're ready. 178 00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:10,417 - Let's go. - Ah. 179 00:10:11,459 --> 00:10:14,667 (upbeat music) 180 00:10:16,751 --> 00:10:18,333 I'm just saying like, 181 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:22,208 I'm not entirely sure it's 100% your scene. 182 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:25,249 It's a sex-positive comedy. 183 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,166 But I don't, I don't understand why 184 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:29,249 you think I wouldn't want to see something like that. 185 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:33,041 It's men on men sex-positive sex. 186 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:33,917 - Adam- - No women. 187 00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:37,333 Adam, let me make this clear. 188 00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:40,791 The only thing I do, the only thing I do 189 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:44,834 is make sure this little soul is cared for 22/7. 190 00:10:45,918 --> 00:10:47,667 You mean 24/7? 191 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,458 No, I don't. 192 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:50,750 I left two hours for sleeping. 193 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,876 I have not left the house in weeks. 194 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:55,917 I really need this. 195 00:10:55,918 --> 00:10:57,416 We literally just left your house 196 00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:59,249 to take Kimberly for a stroll. 197 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,124 Yeah, the difference is I'm going home 198 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,625 after I'm done with this walk. 199 00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:05,708 I need a night out that can lead to another place 200 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:08,041 that leads to somewhere else that leads to a bar 201 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,041 that leads to somewhere else 202 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:11,833 that leads to more drinks at yours and so on. 203 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:12,333 Okay? 204 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:15,124 I need a night out that doesn't end. 205 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,166 Do you hear me, Adam? 206 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:20,958 Oh, I'm hearing some form of desperation, yes. 207 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:25,458 In short, this film could be men fucking for two hours 208 00:11:25,459 --> 00:11:26,958 and cum flying towards the camera, 209 00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:29,708 and that still wouldn't stop me from going to this premier. 210 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:33,499 Okay, I'll ask Spike for a spare ticket. 211 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,374 Thank you. 212 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,375 - Okay? - Thank you. 213 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:37,958 We should probably get going, 214 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:40,166 I think Mum will be ready for us. 215 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:40,958 All right. 216 00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:42,166 Yes, baby. 217 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,792 We're gonna see Mum. 218 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:50,541 ? Bet your mother wished she never had you no ? 219 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:54,875 ? Bet she'd wish you were never born ? 220 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:58,208 ? I wish you were never born ? 221 00:11:58,209 --> 00:11:59,374 She asleep? 222 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,374 Yeah, and I'm not waking her. 223 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:04,125 - [Mum] Okay. - So what's happening? 224 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,875 I have a big surprise. 225 00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:07,999 - We know. - We know. 226 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,917 Who told you? 227 00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:11,333 You texted us this morning saying, 228 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,499 "I have a big surprise." 229 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,626 And you added the Dancing Man emoji. 230 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:20,500 Look, I have a new man in my life. 231 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,750 - Oh. - Oh. 232 00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:25,958 That's not surprising at all. 233 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:26,416 No, no. 234 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,124 Really, we're kind of used to this by now. 235 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,416 Yeah. 236 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,209 I really want you to meet him. 237 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:33,416 When? 238 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:36,292 Right now, just gimme a sec. 239 00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:40,791 Bro, I have not slept enough for this. 240 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:44,541 Just be nice. 241 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,834 Meet Bob. 242 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:47,918 Oh. 243 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:49,999 That's a dog. 244 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,583 Yes, he's my number one man. 245 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:54,625 He's really friendly, you'll love him. 246 00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:57,082 But I'm allergic to dogs. 247 00:12:57,083 --> 00:13:00,458 And that isn't an issue for me anymore. 248 00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:01,499 He's pretty lit. 249 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,625 He really is. 250 00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:05,542 He's changed my life, he has. 251 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,750 Do you wanna hold him? 252 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:08,583 Mm-mm, mm-mm... 253 00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:09,875 - No, not around the baby. - [Mum] Really? 254 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,958 Not around the baby. 255 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,416 (Adam sneezes) 256 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:15,458 Bless you. 257 00:13:15,459 --> 00:13:16,917 - [Mum] Bless you, Adam. - (Adam sneezes) 258 00:13:16,918 --> 00:13:17,499 Bless you, Adam. 259 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,249 - Bless you. - Say bless you, Adam. 260 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,249 Oh, it's coming on. 261 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,124 Oh, we've gotta go over here. 262 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,625 Ey. 263 00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:26,541 Aw. 264 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,583 Hello. 265 00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:30,751 Nice to meet you, I'm Clay. 266 00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:36,209 (audience applauding) 267 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,959 (audience applauds) 268 00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:01,958 [Adam] Today, actually. 269 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:08,249 Like today, no, look as queer as that film was, 270 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,999 it actually made sense to me. 271 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,791 What doesn't make sense 272 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:15,082 is why it took Kate Winslet so long to win an Oscar. 273 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:15,875 You know? 274 00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:19,708 Personally, I feel like she deserves one 275 00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,458 for having to act like she was attracted to Jack Black 276 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:22,833 in The Holiday. 277 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:23,458 Ouchie. 278 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:24,124 Call me crazy, 279 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,208 - call me crazy. - Bitchy queen much. 280 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:26,917 Wow. 281 00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,791 I think I've had a bit too much to drink, 282 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,124 I'm gonna go wee. 283 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,208 Go, go. 284 00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:32,875 Ooh, ooh. 285 00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:34,291 After party, after party, after party, tell me. 286 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,333 I will find out for you. 287 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,625 Find out, find out, find out, find out, find out. 288 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,709 Yes, yes. 289 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,542 Spike. 290 00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:44,374 Spike, what can I say? 291 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,124 I think that was it, it was perfect. 292 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,166 You're just saying that. 293 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:48,875 No, I'm not. 294 00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,291 You managed to capture the queer experience 295 00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:53,499 in a way that I've never seen before, 296 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,166 and the characters were so grounded in reality. 297 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,958 Like at some points I even thought it was real. 298 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,333 But seriously, like I can't thank you enough 299 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,833 for making something so beautiful. 300 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,666 Geez, Adam, you're gonna make me cry. 301 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:12,082 Oh no, no time for tears, go and enjoy your night. 302 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:12,875 Thanks Adam. 303 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,584 [Adam] No worries. 304 00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:16,500 - Bye. - Bye. 305 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,791 Oh, my God. 306 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:21,541 - Hello. - Hello. 307 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:24,666 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 308 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,499 I'm just glad it's over, you know? 309 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,625 But hey, that film really was something. 310 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:35,499 Look, as much of a whirlwind as it was 311 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:40,041 getting this thing made, I am gonna miss it. 312 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:40,917 Mm. 313 00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:42,374 So what's next? 314 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,708 Well, there's this thing 315 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,875 everyone keeps talking about called sleep, 316 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,208 and I think I'm gonna give that a go. 317 00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:50,166 - Sounds like a plan. - Yeah. 318 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:50,708 [Adam] Mm. 319 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:51,958 Sounds like a really good plan. 320 00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,625 I'm going to just do the rounds. 321 00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:54,583 [Adam] Of course. 322 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:57,709 - I will see you around. - See you around. 323 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,917 Melanie? 324 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,124 Is that you? 325 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,459 Oh 326 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,082 You can recognize me? 327 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,249 Yeah, the more you're trying to look inconspicuous, 328 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,708 the more attention you're getting. 329 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,416 Just be cool. 330 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,249 I'm here on a date. 331 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,541 With who? 332 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,124 The actor, Blaze. 333 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,917 I just watched him in Spike's new film. 334 00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:24,666 He's really good. 335 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,958 Very hot too. 336 00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,875 Adam, we're getting drinks. 337 00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:28,708 Do you want to come? 338 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,791 Oh, yeah, that'd be great. 339 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:31,458 Before we do, 340 00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:35,249 Anthony, I want you to meet my new friend, Melanie. 341 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,374 No introduction necessary. 342 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,082 I have been following you for a long time. 343 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,499 So pleased to meet you, Anthony. 344 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,374 Likewise. 345 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,625 She was just telling me how she's now going out 346 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,750 with Blaze from the film. 347 00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:47,666 Oh. 348 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,041 He's something else, isn't he? 349 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,000 Oh, yes, he's something else. 350 00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:57,709 I envy you and pity you at the same time. 351 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,583 Here he comes. 352 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,791 Sugar Bum. 353 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:04,459 Have I told you how beautiful you look today? 354 00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,583 Tell me again how much you loved it. 355 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:08,876 We loved it. 356 00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,917 Sugar Bum, 357 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:15,249 who is this boy and why is he speaking on your behalf? 358 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,292 Blaze, honey, this is Adam. 359 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,458 He shot my album cover. 360 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,208 I love that cover. 361 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,375 Whoa. 362 00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,249 Whoa. 363 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,918 I love you, Adam. 364 00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:31,751 I really love you. 365 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,958 Thank you. 366 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:34,833 Oh. 367 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:35,708 (Adam laughs) 368 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:41,082 You made my Sugar Bum look so beautiful. 369 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:45,791 Oh, and you made my sugar bums so sore. 370 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,958 - (Adam laughs) - (Anthony laughs) 371 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,541 But you did really love it, right? 372 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,918 I did. 373 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,958 Should we go get drinks? 374 00:17:58,959 --> 00:17:59,750 Yes. 375 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:02,499 - Yes, please. - Yes, yes. 376 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,917 You guys go, I'll catch up. 377 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,500 You be free. 378 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,292 Oh. 379 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,125 Adam, are you sick? 380 00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,458 You got my texts then? 381 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:38,625 I got like your seven emojis 382 00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:41,499 with a thermometer sticking outta the mouth, yeah. 383 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,917 I was picked up 384 00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:47,291 and tossed around like a cabbage patch doll. 385 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,124 It was as if the universe had decided 386 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:55,918 to give me a split moment of childhood innocence and wonder, 387 00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:02,334 but through the eyes of a cabbage patch doll. 388 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,082 I used to own one of those. 389 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,459 I never told anyone that before. 390 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,876 Okay. 391 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,541 Her name was Fruitloop. 392 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,833 Sadly, Fruitloop was brutally murdered 393 00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,333 by the next door neighbor's dog 394 00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:19,792 only a month after I got her. 395 00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:22,416 It was a sad day. 396 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:26,167 I still have her socks around here somewhere. 397 00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:30,833 Okay, so it's your back that's in pain then? 398 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,625 (Adam groaning) 399 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:39,876 It's that, and what's the name for all the bones? 400 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:41,999 The skeleton? 401 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,374 That's the one. 402 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,750 I feel broken. 403 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,082 Can I get you anything? 404 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:48,666 My phone. 405 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,708 I dropped it somewhere and there's been a few notifications. 406 00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,083 Yeah. 407 00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:57,876 Yep, here it is. 408 00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,666 What do they say? 409 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,584 Okay, you got an email from the local council. 410 00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:10,876 Open it for me. 411 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,166 Babe. 412 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:13,958 Yes, babe? 413 00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:17,209 It says you've been nominated for an award. 414 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,416 I have? 415 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,792 Yes. 416 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:22,541 Oh. 417 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:25,333 Like dot-gov and everything. 418 00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:26,583 Oh, my God. 419 00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:28,459 Congratulations. 420 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,875 That's huge. 421 00:20:31,876 --> 00:20:33,124 (Adam laughing) 422 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,875 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh. 423 00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:35,958 Wow, it's real. 424 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,041 - It's real. - It's real. 425 00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:39,249 - It's real. - Congratulations. 426 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,124 That's exciting. 427 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,208 Oh. 428 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:43,541 How's your back? 429 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,374 So much worse. 430 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,124 I'm gonna go back down. 431 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,082 - Okay, yep. - I'm gonna go back down. 432 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:49,917 You go down. 433 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,374 (Adam groans) 434 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,124 Do you wanna rub it? 435 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,249 - This is really good. - Yeah? 436 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,333 - Yes, please. - Okay. 437 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:58,458 I don't know, like, if I'm really good at rubbing. 438 00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,917 Oh, yes. 439 00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:03,209 (upbeat music) 440 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,667 Hey, babe. 441 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,249 Happy late wedding present. 442 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,208 I'm so sorry this is coming a little bit late. 443 00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,958 I was just waiting to get paid from my job here, 444 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:22,875 yada, yada, yada. 445 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:27,833 But I did get paid and I'm so, so, so excited to tell you 446 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:31,291 that we are, next month, 447 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:33,750 going to see Hugh Jackman's new show, 448 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,124 and I got us VIP tickets to go backstage 449 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,082 to meet him in-person. 450 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,458 So yes, you can finally meet the man of your dreams 451 00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:42,999 and give him a big hug and yeah. 452 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,958 Anyway, I love you so much. 453 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:50,375 I can't wait to keep going on this adventure with you. 454 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,209 Mwah, see you soon. 455 00:21:52,259 --> 00:21:56,809 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30573

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