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(upbeat music)

? You're banging boys on the street at night ?

? Can't stop where there's kryptonite ?

? Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock, oh no ?

? Ooh they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman ?

? So super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ?

? Ooh, you're superhuman ?

? So super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

(upbeat music continues)

? You're playing, baby, where you coming from ?

? Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ?

? Loaded guns and ready ?

? Point that big, big Glock, oh no ?

? Ooh they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman ?

? So super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ?

? Ooh, you're superhuman ?

? So super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

When was he supposed to be here?

About seven minutes ago.

He might be famous,

- but he's not punctual. - Mm.

You told his agent we have a small budget, right?

Oh yeah, it's all good.

He was just looking for something deeper

and wanted to get his career back on track.

Deeper?

Hmm.

Your film is about an escort with a heart of gold.

The only deep thing in it are the blow jobs.

Oh, okay, it has layers.

- Thank you. Oh, he's here. - (knocking at the door)

Blaze, welcome, so nice to meet you. Come on in.

This is Anthony who will be reading with you today.

So nice to meet you. Oh, sorry.

Likewise.

Oh, okay. Nice.

Wow, is that a, sorry, is that a normal greeting for you?

I'm just getting into character.

Are you playing my sugar daddy?

No, Anthony's not in the film.

Anthony's my partner who was kind enough to volunteer today.

I'm kind.

What? Are you guys like fucking partners or business ones?

Both.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I, I, I'm in no disrespect,

if it, if it makes you feel any better I'm not gay,

but sometimes I'll take a cheeky blowy

if someone's offering.

You're hired.

I mean, I mean, let's, let's start the audition.

- Let's do it. - I'm ready for it.

I got all the lines in the old memory bank.

Splendid. You just sit down here, you two.

Yep, and I will sit over here.

For some reason I threw up this morning.

[Crystal] Are you sick?

I don't think so.

It might be something you ate.

Well, all I know

is that I won't be eating anything else today.

Hey Ma, where's my Lego? Did you pack it away already?

That has been donated to the little kids at the daycare.

Are you effing mad? That's a special edition set.

That's from grade five

when I was like going through my dark phase.

When did that end? I'm still waiting.

Shut up.

I feel sorry,

but I told you seven to 10 times to come and collect that.

You snooze you lose.com.au.

Okay, well, you're owe me Lego now, so.

Can you go and get the last of the boxes, please?

Yes, Ma'am.

I really like this place, Crystal.

Thank you.

Hey, I was thinking of having you and Fran over for drinks.

- What? - Yeah.

- Really? - Yeah.

Fran. Fran. Like my wife, Fran?

Yes, unless she's not around anymore.

She is. Okay.

When?

Tonight?

That's in two hours.

That's perfect. See you both then.

- Uh-huh. - Yeah.

Yeah, I'll wear something nice.

Yeah, and maybe put some deodorant on.

The one time.

You, you don't forget anything.

Do some like mouthwash or something.

- I got it. I got it. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anthony] Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Have you ever been into someone like me before?

N-No, this is my first, first time.

It's always everyone's first time.

Yeah. At some point, yeah.

Um...

So how much for a fuck?

It depends how hard you want it.

I can go real slow and make you wild,

or I could pound you into next week.

Um, um, next week is my birthday,

so that works well for me.

If you want my load inside you, that's gonna cost extra.

I'm, I'm, I'm cool with that.

Okay, that's the scene.

That was it. Thank you.

Next scene.

We don't need to do that scene today.

But the sex scene is what I prepared the most for.

I've even got something extra special for him.

He prepare. We can, we can do the next scene.

It's fine, right?

Sure.

Let's do the scene.

Let's do the scene.

- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

(funky upbeat music)

Oh, do you like that?

Oh yes.

- How much do you like it? - I love it so much.

Do you love me?

Oh, yes, very much so.

Tell me you love me forever.

I love you, I will love you till the end of time.

This isn't working for me.

What's the problem?

Can I show you how I would do this scene?

Be my guest.

Anthony, take a seat.

Okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

- You had enough? - Yeah.

Do you guys like my jock strap?

I thought it would help me get into character.

I can see that.

Oh yeah. Fuck, yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, you like that wet juicy cock?

Ah. Oh, your little cum slut.

You dirty...

You, you like that wet juicy cock in you? Ah.

- Damn. Yes. - Fuck!

Ah, Goddamn,

I'm gonna bomb a massive dirty fuck of load into you, bitch.

Ah, I'm gonna blow a massive fuck of dirty load in you.

Oh, you want that load? You want that?

(groaning)

Am I fucking the pillow how you like?

Yeah.

Wait, why is the pillow wet?

Why'd you say that?

It's my favorite pillow.

You don't even know what that pillow is.

Oh, yes, I do. More than you.

Who gave us that pillow?

I don't know.

No one. We found it out on a fucking street.

(soft naughty music)

Ah, I, um...

I wanted to tell you that I'm not mad at you anymore.

Okay.

That's, that's nice.

And that I have forgiven you.

Okay.

You are not a monster. You just fell in love.

Thank you.

And you are not mad that we slept together for six months

before we told you?

Six months?

As memory serves, you told me six weeks.

Months, weeks.

I mean, who's really counting anymore? Right?

I mean, the important thing is we're all friends again.

I agree.

Agree to agree. Yeah.

So Fran, is,

well, is there anything that you would like to add?

I'm so sorry about what happened,

and I'm sorry that we hurt you.

Thank you.

I miss our little chats.

Yeah, I miss them too.

It's good to move on. Eh?

It really is.

Mm, yeah, for example, I used to date fuck sticks,

and now I don't.

Well, cheers to that. Hey?

Cheers to that.

(knuckles rapping)

Blaze?

Honey?

Don't be embarrassed, it happens to the best of us.

- Does it? - No.

What the hell is he doing in there?

- It's been an hour. - So.

You have movie tickets, remember?

I'm not missing the film.

Okay, don't be callous.

But Ethan and Oliver are coming home soon

and if they find a half naked actor in their bathroom,

- they're gonna be pissed. - Oh.

Can you hear if he's still breathing?

It's hard to tell.

What if he needs mouth to mouth?

Didn't you have enough before?

Okay, Spike, I'm being serious.

- Well, so am I. - He could be dead.

I'm not dead.

That, that's positive.

That's great.

I'm sorry, I just, I got so into the role.

We know, we have the cushion to prove it.

Oh, okay, yeah, and we're gonna have to wash that now.

[Blaze] I've been trying the Stanislavski Method

at the moment to really push my acting over the edge.

Again, proof is on the cushion.

Okay, watch it now.

So do I get the role?

What do I say?

Say yes.

Yes, absolutely.

You're not gonna regret this.

Okay.

(soft guitar music)

- I love him. - I'm loving him too so much.

All right, tell me, what are the symptoms?

What are you feeling? What's going on?

Hmm, have you ever seen the witches?

You know, like that scene at the end,

like the really traumatic bit

where like all their skins peeling off,

and there's like those big green puffs of gas,

and then they get all shriveled up and there's all,

you know, that scarring scene?

Yeah?

Yeah, it's like that, but on the inside.

My God, are you sure you don't want me to stay tonight?

The theater will survive without me for one night.

No, babe.

Your big night is coming up and the show needs its director.

Yes

And my husband needs me too.

This husband needs to get some sleep.

But I'll try and dream of us doing some NSFW things.

Why don't you just focus on getting some rest?

I think our sex life can wait a moment.

Love you.

Love you more.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, come back, come back.

I need you.

I know you've got a really important super career,

big gig thing,

but I need you to come and make me feel better.

Okay, I'm staying.

- Wow, you failed the test. - What do you mean?

Everyone at the theater

is like totally let down by you right now.

I was literally like on my way to leave,

and because I'm a good boyfriend,

I, I came back and stayed.

You were supposed to hold strong, Gabe.

You were supposed to show up even in the-

I was holding strong. I was holding strong.

The only thing that's holding strong

is the bump in your pants.

I'm going. Goodbye.

I love you.

- I love you. - You're a great director.

One day you'll fail, you'll pa you'll pass the test.

Wait, did you actually leave?

(upbeat music)

Oh, Josh, you should model for Adam's exhibition,

so I don't have to.

[Josh] Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I'd love to.

When would you need me?

Well, well, I don't need...

Well, I mean, you would?

Yeah, sure, I mean, I mean, if you want.

No, Josh loves being the center of attention,

don't you, mate?

How is RMIT by the way?

Yeah, well, the, the, the kids are at the hip straw nerds,

and I don't really feel like I fit in

with either of those crowds, so.

[Josh] Where do you think you fit in?

Mum?

Ma, you in there?

Hello?

Oh, what the fuck?

Ah. Ah.

? I kept you in my mind ?

? I planned you in my future now ?

? Yeah, without a doubt ?

? Until I got that call ?

? It's not good news you shouted out ?

? Thought we'd work it out ?

? Easier said than done ?

? I thought I'd have more fun ?

? But now I'm on the run ?

? With nothing and no one ?

? It makes me wanna fall ?

? Fall right back to you ?

? Makes me wanna crawl ?

? Crawl right back to you ?

(cellphone buzzing)

Well, what do you know?

Hey, Lex, is this about time?

Not at all. I'm just out on the run.

I know this is a random phone call,

but I just had a dream about you,

and I usually call people after I see them in my dreams.

Oh, Adam, I always knew I was the man of your dreams.

Very funny.

No, I've just been stuck in bed all day.

I'm so over being home.

Oh, I saw the wedding pics. Congrats to you and Gabe.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, it's been a real rollercoaster ride,

but I'm really happy I jumped on.

You know, Adam,

I was actually thinking about you too last week.

You were?

What about?

My mate is actually looking for someone

to shoot their next album cover.

That's, that's very nice,

but I don't do unpaid work anymore.

Oh, I understand.

I'll let Melanie know that you're not interested.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.

Did you just say, "Melanie," like the "Melanie?"

As in the one and only Melanie.

Are you serious? How is she your friend?

I've been her driver in Melbourne

for the last three months.

That's, that is crazy.

Um, I love her, she's such an icon.

She loved your cheeky pump campaign,

especially the ones with you it.

I'm sorry, what? Me?

Why would she love me?

She thought you were so cute with your furry legs.

She even started following you.

I, I've, I've, I've literally just broken a fever,

and now I feel like I'm getting another one.

I'm, I mean, I'm lost for words.

Maybe I dreamt this. Hang on.

(loud slap)

Oh, yep, no, that felt real.

So, are you interested?

I could put in a good word.

Yes, I would love to.

Please let her know that I'm interested.

I'll message her today.

Great, thank you so much, Lex.

Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, bye.

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