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(upbeat music)

(woman scatting)

? You're banging boys on the street at night ?

? Can't stop but it's kryptonite ?

? Dirty girls won't listen to that ticking clock ?

? Oh no ?

? Ooh they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman ?

? Oh so super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman ?

? When you're near ?

? Ooh, you're superhuman ?

? Ooh, so super queer ?

? You make me feel so good ?

? And make my body fly ?

(woman scatting)

? You're playing baby, where you calling from ?

? Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ?

? Loaded guns at ready point that big, big Glock oh no ?

? Oh, they claim to know you, But I know better ?

? You're superhuman ?

? Oh, so super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ?

? Ooh you're superhuman ooh so super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

(woman scatting)

What time did they say?

Uh, they said 3:40. Oh, don't worry.

- All right. - We've still got 10 minutes.

And these open house things never run early.

It says two bedrooms, but the second room looks

like my mum's walk-in wardrobe.

Well, you did always want a walk in. There you go.

Dreams do come true.

Mm, not much of a dream when you have to pay rent

for a space to hang clothing.

Look, don't forget we've got other places to look at.

We don't need to pick this one.

I guess I'm a little worried

that, between the new rental and the wedding,

we might be broke by the end of the year.

Okay, but I've been saving a lot for the wedding,

and I've already canceled the band.

I know, I know.

And I really appreciate you making cuts here and there.

But I'm not sure it's gonna be enough.

We will make it work, I promise.

Okay. I trust you. But don't go too crazy.

I won't.

Also, are you sure you don't wanna merge

our two bucks' nights together?

I mean, I'm not sure I understand

why we're having them separate.

We need to get up to separate shenanigans.

Uh, shenanigans? Like what?

You know, just like stuff.

Okay, well, don't go too crazy.

We're soon to be married, remember?

Oh, it looks like we can go in.

- Okay. Let's go. - Salad dressing.

Wait, is that the punchline?

He said, I don't care.

I'm sorry! Okay.

Wait, wait. So we decided on Triple A and Co?

- Yes. Yeah. - Hey, can you get me a job?

Well, no, because your name doesn't start with A, so.

Well, what about the and co? Why can't I be the co?

Oh, you're right. We should get rid of that.

- Hmm. - Hm.

You can come model for us.

Ah, tah, tah, tah. He doesn't do that.

Mm-mm. Hold up, Adam.

You might be referring to the old Clay.

I would, I'd love to model for your Double A company.

Triple A. It's triple.

Sorry, sorry. Triple A.

So, Anthony and Ange,

please feel free to call me anytime, hmm?

Well, we do have an underwear campaign for Pump.

- (gasps) True. - You could do that.

Nah, fuck that.

(group laughing)

Oh, do you guys know when everyone else is arriving?

Ethan's on his way, but Oliver's gonna be late.

- Oh. - Yeah.

So, wait, does anyone need anything from the shops?

I really need gum.

- No, we're good. - No, we're good.

- All good? All right. - Yeah.

Oh, I can't stay too much longer.

I have to get to see some faces before I go.

Oh, I'm sure there'll be here soon.

(sighs) But happy I was almost over.

Hence why we are here early

and boo to the rest for being late.

- Boo. - Boo!

[Woman] Reliable friends. Reliable friends.

Oh, look who's here.

Did I miss happy hour?

Yeah. Lovely to see you too, Marco.

Ah, same. Same. It's been too long.

So did I miss it?

Ah, you have about four minutes.

That is all I need.

Get in there.

- Whoa. Colin? - Adam. Hey.

Hi.

So good to see you.

[Man] Yeah, you too.

You're looking not as grown as I thought you'd be.

You always wear my most honest cousin, Adam. Thank you.

And thanks for inviting me.

My first ever buck, so, you know, excited.

Well, I mean, you're old enough to drink now.

You are old enough to drink now, right?

- I am, yes. - Of course.

Yeah. Well I thought it was only fitting

that you were included and hey, thanks for coming out.

I'm really sorry for your loss.

It's all right.

We're doing a settlement for that actually.

You should come in. It'd be good.

Yeah, I, I'd love to be there. When is it?

Next week. We'll organize it.

Count me in. All right, would you like a drink?

Yes. Yeah, let's do it.

Hey, everyone, this is my little cousin

Colin from the Sticks.

- Hello, Colin. - Colin from the Sticks.

Gimme one of those, please.

All right, let's do this.

- Are you ready. - Yeah. Let's do this.

- Ch, cheers! - Cheers.

To marriage.

(man coughs)

- Are you all right? - Yeah.

Maybe you're not old enough to drink just yet.

Back to the Sticks. Back to the farm, off you go.

(upbeat music)

(group giggling)

I made this one extra strong.

Thanks, Dezzy.

Oh, come on. That's actually right on point.

Maybe it's time we move on to the next game.

Or better yet, skip the games altogether.

Now this guy is great,

especially now that he's got his penis where it needs to be.

But, my abs are real.

How much longer do we actually have to play this for?

Why? Are you not enjoying this?

No, I haven't enjoyed anything tonight.

It was nice Theo to offer to host,

but I was expecting a little bit more crazy

and a little less kindergarten pass the parcel (sighs).

I don't even wanna drink anymore.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Let's just get through this as quickly as possible.

I wonder how Adam's doing?

- Ah. Oh, dear. - (group laughing)

It's not even yours.

(group laughing)

Okay, I'm having one more and then I'm done.

Oh wait, wait, wait.

No, we gotta wait for Clay before we do our shots.

- Put them back. - Come on.

Where is... Is he doing ones or twos?

Well, he's doing what he's doing in there.

Okay, can we please just not talk about this? Okay?

I'm a very visual person. Let's all just relax.

Well, maybe I'll have his and mine at the same time.

(group laughing)

You do not seem like someone

who's gonna stop after two shots.

[Man] I agree.

[Man] I think you're a wild man.

Have you booked a day for the wedding?

Not yet. Most likely next year.

If you need a groomsman, count me in.

Thank you.

You're gonna have to give me some Qantas points

if you're expecting me to fly back and forth so much.

(laughs) And how long are you here for?

I don't know, about another week or so.

Mum's got some family thing planned.

Oh, that's really nice, Marco. She's really done a 360.

It's a 180.

Oh, oops. Yes.

Okay, here's a big question.

Who is wearing white at the wedding?

Who do you think?

I'm guessing Gabe is.

I know. They both are.

I saw them trying on suits last week.

Yeah, it just felt very wedding, you know, on brand.

But I've been...

You know, speaking of no one tells you

how expensive weddings are.

Ah, I would've told you it is bonkers.

[Man] Funny.

So many hidden costs here and there.

Wedding tax? It's real.

I could do a speech if you like.

Oh, (stammers).

Oh, thank fuck, Clay's back.

- Finally. - Finally.

Guys, look who I just ran into.

Hey, everybody.

Josh?

- And who's back? - Who's that?

What a surprise seeing you here.

- So good to see you. - Hey.

You look good.

Thanks, Josh. And you look...

Well, I mean, you look...

You're very... You look like you.

Who is that?

I'm guessing they used to fuck.

(group laughing)

How's Bubbles?

We've just opened up our four Bubbles with more to come.

That's very cool, Sally.

Sounds like all your hard work is paying off.

Thanks, Gabe. How about I get you another drink?

I'm okay for now.

What's that rom-com with Deadpool

and he's getting married to Miss Congeniality

with the snatched ponytail?

Um, that is "The Proposal"

with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds.

- So good. - (upbeat music)

Oh, I love me some Sandra Bullock.

Don't judge, but I've seen "Oceans 8"

and "Speed 2" more times than I feel comfortable to admit.

(group laughing)

(alarms wailing)

What is this?

This what?

This. What's happening.

- I don't know. - What?

(alarms wailing)

- (group laughing) - Oh my gosh.

Go, go, go

- (group cheering) - (group laughing)

- (group cheering) - (group laughing)

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- Yeah! - (upbeat music)

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- (group cheering) - (group laughing)

- Oh, shirts off time! - Yeah! Get your shirt off!

- (group cheering) - (upbeat music)

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How's that, (indistinct)!

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- (group laughing) - (upbeat music)

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- (group cheering) - (upbeat music)

- (group cheering) - (upbeat music)

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? Drop it ?

(upbeat music)

No, no, no, no.

- (indistinct) - Oh yes, come on!

- (group cheering) - (upbeat music)

- Yeah! - (group laughing)

(laughs) Are you right there, Gabe?

I'm fine.

So are you here full time now?

Yeah. Coaching under 16s.

Oh, how's that going for you?

You know, it's actually made me realize

- a lot about myself. - Hm.

The whole famous footballer wasn't really going for me.

I think I'm a little bit more low key.

Heck, I could've told you that four years ago.

(both laughing)

But that's cool.

I'm glad you found something you're enjoying.

Thanks, Adam.

(upbeat music)

- So, bucks. - Bucks.

When did he propose?

[Man] I actually proposed to him about a year ago.

(sighs) That is very Adam of you.

You always knew what you wanted.

I never thought I'd be getting married so young,

but it's been such a beautiful experience

and I'm excited to grow old with him.

Well, say hi to Gabe for me when you see him next.

Well, not sure I'll mention this.

And why not?

Well, the last time I saw you it caused a bit of drama.

Right? The whole just goodbye thing.

Yeah, but it was, it was actually more so

that I hid it from him.

Well, you've got nothing to hide. We ran into you.

Nothing happened. And that's that.

Yes, you're right. I don't know what I'm thinking.

I don't know why I wind myself up so much, Josh.

That's why you are here to like unwind me.

- Calm down. - Yes. That's the one.

Yeah. I'll tell him tomorrow

And I won't kiss you goodbye tonight.

No, no, no, no, no.

Sorry, that was like, that was a lot.

You like leaned in and then it brought back memories.

- So let's.. Nope. - No.

No, none of that.

No goodbye kisses.

But you do know Josh that you could kiss anyone else

- you like tonight? - Nah. No, I couldn't.

Really?

You're still doing the No, I couldn't stick.

Come on, you're like one of the best looking guys in here.

(laughs) No, I couldn't.

$10 says you do it in the next five to 10 minutes.

- See you in 10. - See you in 10.

(upbeat music)

I'd like to set up the camera

so it can get the wedding in a wide and in a closeup.

That sounds nice.

Babe, are you okay?

I think so.

If you need to chat about anything, I'm here for you.

I love Adam.

We all know that. What's up?

I think now, just before I'm upset with myself,

I got way too excited with that stripper.

You are just a guy. Don't think too hard about it.

- No pun intended. - (both laughing)

I guess.

Look, you love Adam. That's all that matters.

Thanks, Mike.

You're right. Thanks for the chat.

No worries, babe.

Now why didn't I help you clean up a little bit?

I would love that actually. And I think Theo would too.

Theo likes a lot of things.

(both laughing)

Okay, I'm gonna start then.

Okay.

(upbeat music)

I love dancing, man.

I know, me too. It's fun. Eh?

No, like I really love dancing.

I know. Me too.

But like why don't I do this every week?

Well, I imagine it's because you have jobs,

and, and partners, and responsibilities

that you, you have to be attending to.

Yeah, right. But like still I need to do this more.

- Do what? - Dance.

Like I haven't felt this good in years.

It's like, it's like special or something.

Yeah, it's probably because most of the guys in here

want to fuck you.

(upbeat music)

Yeah, you're probably right, Mr. Adam.

It happens.

I love you bro.

I love you too, big bro.

(both laughing)

I love you too, big little bro.

We should do shots.

(upbeat music)

I love you and all, but also I can't really feel my face

so I'm not gonna get...

Okay, let's get you on the waters.

(upbeat music)

Can we just get two?

I can't believe you smashed that arse like that.

(laughs) Yeah. Well, I asked for crazy and I got it.

So there you go.

Did you have a fun time?

I did. Yeah.

It was nice to party one more time before we move out.

I had the same thought too.

Nearly like a little going away party.

Mm, (sighs) I am gonna miss this place.

Same.

But it's time for new beginnings

and I just can't wait to start traveling.

(yawns) Let's talk more in the morning

or in the afternoon.

Good idea. Good night, Gabe.

Good night.

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between,

welcome Memphis to the stage.

- Wow. - (crowd cheering)

All right, guys, relax. Relax.

I've got a very special gift for you all tonight.

A little birdie told me

that it's a very special person's bucks party tonight.

Isn't that right, Adam?

- (crowd clapping) - (crowd cheering)

Oh, darling, come up here.

Come up here.

[Group] Get up, get up, get up!

Adam and everyone, we're gonna play a little game

and the winner gets a $100 drinks bar card.

Does that sound good? Amazing news.

You have to unfortunately take off your shirt

as the game gets very messy.

Are you comfortable with that?

- (crowd cheering) - (crowd clapping)

- Let's do it. - Amazing.

- (crowd cheering) - (crowd clapping)

- (crowd chanting) - Get it off! Get it off!

There we go!

(crowd cheering)

Now I'm gonna get you to put this blindfold on, Adam.

One thing on, another thing off.

I know, it gets crazy,

but don't worry, you'll be safe in my hands.

I trust you and your hands.

Speaking of hands, Adam, how many fingers am I holding up?

- 12. - (crowd laughing)

Amazing.

To get this game started, I need two volunteers.

Someone who wants to win a $100 drinks card.

All right, you darling. Come on up.

- (crowd cheering) - (crowd clapping)

All right, anyone else?

Hey! (laughs)

Now, are you feeling artistic tonight?

- Yep. - Amazing.

And what are your names?

- I'm Ethan. - Josh.

Ethan and Josh. Give them a round of applause.

- Beautiful. - (crowd cheering)

Now listen very carefully.

You both have 30 seconds each

to draw this picture on Adam's body.

If you make a mistake, you have to lick it off

and start again and keep going until Adam guesses, right?

Does that sound good?

- No! - (crowd clapping)

Nah, I'm out. I can't lick him.

(crowd laughing)

See you, Ethan.

Oh, I'll lick him.

[Man] Yeah!

You know what? Come on up.

- (crowd cheering) - (crowd clapping)

What's your name darling?

Dylan.

Dylan, are you feeling perfect to start?

Yes. Let's do it.

[Crowd] Oh.

And when I say go, your 30 seconds starts.

And three, two, one, go!

- (upbeat music) - (crowd cheering)

All right, we're done. Time's up.

Dylan, I'm sorry you didn't win the $100 drinks card.

Please tap down into the audience.

Next up, we've got the fantastic Josh.

Josh, are you feeling ready?

Absolutely.

Three, two, one. Go!

- (crowd cheering) - (crowd clapping)

A cat?

We've got a winner!

- (crowd cheering) - (crowd clapping)

Josh! Oh my goodness.

Congratulations, Josh. You have won a $100 drinks bar card.

What do you think you're gonna do with the money?

I think I'm gonna give this $100 drinks card

directly to the buck for his wonderful night out.

Such a philanthropist.

Thank you, Memphis.

Could someone help me clean this off and not in a sexy way.

[Crowd] Boo!

[Woman] It's sexy or nothing.

All right everyone, thank you for the contestants,

Josh, Ethan and Dylan.

Love that you love that.

All right, now we're gonna do a little number

and it starts with me doing the hokey poke.

- Hey. Hi. - Hello.

(both pecking)

- How was it? - (man sighs)

Oh, it was, it was, yeah. A really eventful night.

Hm. Okay.

- Hey, Gabe. - Hm-hmm.

I'm really sorry. Um, please don't be mad.

But while we were out, we kind of ran into Josh

and then he joined in on the celebrations.

Oh. And that was a coincidence?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. A hundred percent a coincidence.

Nothing happened.

I mean, there was an incident involving whip cream,

but there was no bodily fluids

or anything like that (laughs).

Yeah, no, it was... I didn't invite him.

It just happened.

It's okay. I'm not upset.

Are you sure? You can tell me.

No, (indistinct).

You said nothing happened, so it's all good.

Was it fun?

Yeah, yah, yeah. No, it was, it was.

It was a blast.

It was great to see Josh and Clay again

just like the old days.

Yeah, it sounds nice.

Hmm. What about you?

How was your night?

Hmm. It was, you know, really chill.

A bit boring.

It was just really nothing much to write home about.

Yeah. Not really anything.

Hmm, that's a shame.

Yeah, no, you did not miss anything really.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Oh, it's good to see.

- Yeah, you too. - Hmm.

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