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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,326 --> 00:00:03,802 - Oh, fuck! 2 00:00:03,889 --> 00:00:07,235 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:17,182 --> 00:00:21,354 (upbeat music continues) 4 00:00:39,079 --> 00:00:41,166 - It's so big, where am I meant to put it? 5 00:00:41,252 --> 00:00:44,815 - Oh, disgusting, disgusting. 6 00:00:45,554 --> 00:00:47,466 Oh, that is also disgusting 7 00:00:47,552 --> 00:00:50,204 Why did I let you buy me a shot? 8 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:51,680 - Ang, look, it's Adam. 9 00:00:51,767 --> 00:00:54,157 - Adam who, one of your flings? 10 00:00:54,243 --> 00:00:55,069 - Adam from work. 11 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:58,588 - Oh yeah, I thought he was back for a few weeks. 12 00:00:58,675 --> 00:01:02,542 God, look at that hair, I barely recognized him. 13 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,018 Did you guys ever hookup? 14 00:01:04,104 --> 00:01:05,544 - No, I tried, but the timing wasn't right. 15 00:01:05,627 --> 00:01:08,711 - Oh, you need to take your finger off the snooze button 16 00:01:08,797 --> 00:01:09,888 if you wanna hook up tonight. 17 00:01:09,971 --> 00:01:13,490 - I need to process before making a move. 18 00:01:14,531 --> 00:01:17,314 - Ooh, don't look now but your ex is here. 19 00:01:17,401 --> 00:01:18,616 - Duncan? 20 00:01:18,702 --> 00:01:19,746 ? Glitter bombs ? 21 00:01:19,832 --> 00:01:21,831 ? Loaded dancer ready point that ? 22 00:01:21,918 --> 00:01:23,617 - We should, yeah, we should, we should leave. 23 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,568 We can finish, "South Highway" season 2, yeah? 24 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:28,480 - Let's do it. 25 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:29,827 (upbeat music) 26 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:33,606 ? Ooh I think I know you ? 27 00:01:33,692 --> 00:01:36,342 ? But I'm no better ? 28 00:01:36,428 --> 00:01:38,993 ? You're superhuman ? 29 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,471 ? Oh so super queer ? 30 00:01:41,557 --> 00:01:47,899 ? You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ? 31 00:01:47,986 --> 00:01:50,246 ? Ooh you're superhuman ? 32 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:53,983 ? Oh so super queer ? 33 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:54,678 ? You make me ? 34 00:01:54,764 --> 00:01:57,850 - Sorry, I didn't think anyone was in here. 35 00:01:57,936 --> 00:01:59,368 - That's okay. 36 00:02:00,152 --> 00:02:01,453 - You look good. 37 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:04,582 - You look deliciously good. 38 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:06,667 - Thank you. 39 00:02:06,754 --> 00:02:09,274 - Do you wanna come inside? 40 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:14,489 - Adam, wait. 41 00:02:14,576 --> 00:02:15,488 - Nope. 42 00:02:15,575 --> 00:02:16,400 - Adam, Adam, Adam, wait. 43 00:02:16,487 --> 00:02:18,269 - I don't have time for this, Ethan. 44 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,398 - [Ethan] I can explain. 45 00:02:19,485 --> 00:02:21,136 - Yeah, you can explain? 46 00:02:21,223 --> 00:02:22,790 Let me guess, it's not what it looks like. 47 00:02:22,873 --> 00:02:26,523 - Well, it was, but I can explain, if you just stop. 48 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:27,522 - I've got a busy day. 49 00:02:27,608 --> 00:02:29,520 And finding you kissing someone at work 50 00:02:29,606 --> 00:02:31,605 was not on my to-do list. 51 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:32,648 - Why are you angry? 52 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:33,952 - Why am I angry? 53 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:37,603 Oh, I mean, you could have told me you liked guys. 54 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:38,645 You knew all about me, 55 00:02:38,732 --> 00:02:40,989 'cause that's what brothers do, don't they? 56 00:02:41,076 --> 00:02:41,774 They share stuff. 57 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,732 I mean, "Hey look, I've got a birthmark on my ass, 58 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,730 I pull down my pants right now and I'll show you." 59 00:02:45,813 --> 00:02:47,117 I've got a birthmark on my ass. 60 00:02:47,204 --> 00:02:49,331 See, I'm sharing, it's not that hard. 61 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:50,246 - Well, guess what? 62 00:02:50,332 --> 00:02:53,200 I never grew up having to share anything, Adam. 63 00:02:53,286 --> 00:02:53,808 It was just me. 64 00:02:53,894 --> 00:02:56,936 - Well, you're gay now, we share everything. 65 00:02:57,022 --> 00:02:58,977 Clothing, guys, STIs. 66 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:00,412 Look, I mean, it's a whole world 67 00:03:00,499 --> 00:03:01,411 I'd love to spend more time on, 68 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:03,148 but my Uber is two minutes away. 69 00:03:03,235 --> 00:03:05,364 - I'm bi, I'm not gay. 70 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:07,057 See, that counts as a share. 71 00:03:07,144 --> 00:03:09,143 - Yeah, it's a start. 72 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:10,101 But it would've been nice 73 00:03:10,187 --> 00:03:11,882 if you had of just spoken to me about it. 74 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:15,399 - All right, I just, I didn't know how you'd react. 75 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:16,357 - Well, it may have been better 76 00:03:16,444 --> 00:03:18,399 than finding out the way I just did. 77 00:03:18,485 --> 00:03:21,655 - All right, I'm sorry, it just happened. 78 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,828 - Putting too much sugar in a coffee just happened. 79 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:26,610 Sticking your tongue down someone's throat 80 00:03:26,697 --> 00:03:28,652 is something else. 81 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:30,346 Look, I get it. 82 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,388 Everyone's got their own journey or whatever. 83 00:03:32,474 --> 00:03:36,384 And if you need to talk, message me. 84 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:40,469 - All right, thanks Adam, that, that would be nice. 85 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:44,423 - But for now, I have a reputation to uphold 86 00:03:44,509 --> 00:03:48,550 and I don't want your escapades to reflect on me. 87 00:03:48,636 --> 00:03:50,114 - Okay, that's fair. 88 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,503 - Can you try not to fuck anyone else at work? 89 00:03:53,589 --> 00:03:56,282 - But what if they wanna fuck me? 90 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:00,367 - Either way, just try, please. 91 00:04:00,453 --> 00:04:05,929 - All right, I'll try, but don't worry about me. 92 00:04:06,015 --> 00:04:08,317 Everything's gonna be fine. 93 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:10,621 - Okay, my car's here. 94 00:04:14,226 --> 00:04:16,181 Welcome to "Single, Out." 95 00:04:19,744 --> 00:04:22,612 - Guys, guys, guys, I have some good news. 96 00:04:22,698 --> 00:04:24,218 The DP I wanted said yes. 97 00:04:24,304 --> 00:04:27,261 The bad news is half our budget is going to him, 98 00:04:27,348 --> 00:04:29,259 which means, I'm so sorry, Willow, 99 00:04:29,346 --> 00:04:30,478 your costume budget is getting cut. 100 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,039 - That's fine, I'll hunt through what I have. 101 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,648 I have so many clothes, it's not even funny. 102 00:04:34,731 --> 00:04:35,603 - That's the spirit. 103 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:36,514 Jerry, can we adjust that? 104 00:04:36,601 --> 00:04:37,776 - Yeah, so it's already been adjusted. 105 00:04:37,859 --> 00:04:39,035 I also cut cost on location. 106 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:41,163 - Oh my God, how'd you manage that? 107 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:42,771 - You can thank me. 108 00:04:42,857 --> 00:04:45,030 - We also got the okay to film. 109 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:46,724 - Yeah, grandma loves us here. 110 00:04:46,811 --> 00:04:48,810 - Oh, that's nice of her, Theo. 111 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,243 Let's give you an EP credit. 112 00:04:51,764 --> 00:04:56,934 - I also just have a few changes to make to the script, 113 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,238 if that's still cool. 114 00:04:58,325 --> 00:05:00,019 - That would've been cool three weeks ago 115 00:05:00,106 --> 00:05:03,234 when I asked everybody to send through their notes. 116 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,971 - What's the change? 117 00:05:05,449 --> 00:05:11,923 - Well, I, uh, just feel that my character 118 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:16,353 wouldn't be wearing white at this part of his journey. 119 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,267 - That's a me question. 120 00:05:17,354 --> 00:05:18,487 - I'm gonna leave that one with you, Willow. 121 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:23,740 Now, if nobody has anything else to add, let's stop here. 122 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:24,695 (phone vibrates) 123 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:26,173 Ooh, one sec guys. 124 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:31,465 Mum? 125 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:36,276 (Spike speaks Maltese) 126 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:41,378 One sec, Memphis is calling. 127 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:42,682 I'll call you later. 128 00:05:42,769 --> 00:05:45,551 Okay, love you, bye. 129 00:05:46,897 --> 00:05:47,940 Thank fuck you called. 130 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:49,851 You saved me from a mum call. 131 00:05:49,938 --> 00:05:50,807 - I was just calling to say 132 00:05:50,894 --> 00:05:55,413 that Ange is gonna put in a half page ad for your fundraiser 133 00:05:55,499 --> 00:05:58,323 and they want to run a story too. 134 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,630 - Oh my God, that's great news. 135 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:02,232 - Well, as your momager, I'll tee up a meeting 136 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:05,360 so you can go in and chat logistics. 137 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:07,446 - Okay, cool, thank you. 138 00:06:07,532 --> 00:06:08,273 Oh, one sec. 139 00:06:08,359 --> 00:06:12,575 - Hey, I just wanna see if Jerry's working on set. 140 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:13,703 - Yeah, he will be, why? 141 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,874 - Cool, no, no reason. 142 00:06:15,962 --> 00:06:18,352 Look, I just like working with him 143 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:19,958 and not that I love him or anything, 144 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:21,484 just, you know, I think he's really cool. 145 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:24,130 - Cool, did you want me to pass that message onto him? 146 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,258 - Yeah, yeah, I'd love if you could do that. 147 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,692 - Okay, leave it with me. 148 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:29,562 - Thank you. - Okay. 149 00:06:29,648 --> 00:06:31,516 - Thank you. - All good, okay. 150 00:06:32,385 --> 00:06:35,471 - Ooh, sensing a bit of an onset crush. 151 00:06:35,557 --> 00:06:37,733 - Yeah, and that's the last thing we need on set right now. 152 00:06:37,816 --> 00:06:41,118 - Well, hey, at least they're putting themselves out there. 153 00:06:41,204 --> 00:06:43,203 - I only have time for my films. 154 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:45,462 My love life can wait. 155 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:50,719 (upbeat music) 156 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:58,625 (Liam moans) 157 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:07,186 (upbeat music continues) 158 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:11,878 (Ethan groans) 159 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,442 - Okay, and? 160 00:07:13,528 --> 00:07:14,876 - Well, they were so nice to me 161 00:07:14,962 --> 00:07:17,049 and they gave my own desk and everything. 162 00:07:17,135 --> 00:07:22,521 - That's very cool, but why are you telling me this? 163 00:07:22,607 --> 00:07:26,303 - I don't know, I wanted to share my day with you. 164 00:07:26,389 --> 00:07:31,385 - But I thought this was just to hook up? 165 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:35,686 - Oh, I don't. 166 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,945 - We can fuck again? 167 00:07:39,032 --> 00:07:41,289 - Maybe we can sleep for a bit? 168 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:43,637 You can sleep over if you like. 169 00:07:45,547 --> 00:07:46,765 - I, I better not. 170 00:07:46,851 --> 00:07:51,803 I just, I don't wanna give you the wrong idea. 171 00:07:52,804 --> 00:07:55,974 (upbeat music) 172 00:08:05,358 --> 00:08:08,880 (upbeat music continues) 173 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,659 - I'm so happy you texted me to hook up. 174 00:08:11,746 --> 00:08:12,571 - Why? 175 00:08:12,657 --> 00:08:14,049 - Otherwise I wouldn't be here. 176 00:08:14,136 --> 00:08:17,871 - Well, that's me, I'm a hookup kind of guy. 177 00:08:21,087 --> 00:08:22,478 (lips smacking) 178 00:08:22,564 --> 00:08:24,781 - And you kiss really well. 179 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,435 - That's just so nice to be able to be in the moment 180 00:08:26,518 --> 00:08:30,951 and not label anything or think about the future too much 181 00:08:31,037 --> 00:08:33,079 'cause we're just kissing, right? 182 00:08:33,165 --> 00:08:35,164 - I'm sensing this might be a bigger deal 183 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:37,424 than you're suggesting. 184 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,335 - Oh, sorry. 185 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:48,109 - So, what kind of movies do you like? 186 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:50,153 - Mostly comedies. 187 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,065 - Like rom-coms? 188 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:53,368 - No, just comedies. 189 00:08:53,454 --> 00:08:55,323 I'm not really into romance films. 190 00:08:55,409 --> 00:09:01,144 - Interesting, I bet you're a closet rom-com boy. 191 00:09:01,665 --> 00:09:03,578 - You'd lose that bet. 192 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:08,183 - Have you ever been in love? 193 00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:13,134 - I've never had my heart broken. 194 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:18,349 - I never thought about it that way. 195 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:24,604 Or do you not get close enough to someone to fall for them? 196 00:09:26,518 --> 00:09:30,775 - I don't know, perhaps. 197 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:35,381 (bright electronic music) 198 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:49,109 (bright electronic music continues) 199 00:09:58,016 --> 00:10:03,620 (bright electronic music continues) 200 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:11,355 - Fuck me. 201 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:11,962 - What's up? 202 00:10:12,048 --> 00:10:13,874 - I don't know what to write about. 203 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,701 - Oh, that's easy, just get the black laptop. 204 00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:18,739 All the ideas that we have for the mag go into this. 205 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,481 Honestly, there's years and years of ideas, 206 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:23,215 you'll never not have anything to write about. 207 00:10:23,301 --> 00:10:26,517 - And then who edits my work? 208 00:10:26,604 --> 00:10:28,210 - That would be me. 209 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,817 - Interesting. 210 00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,340 - 'Cause I know Anthony can. - Yeah, he's like a Lagerfeld. 211 00:10:33,423 --> 00:10:35,771 - Oh, Anthony. - Have a good one, guys, bye. 212 00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:38,248 - Bye, see ya. - See ya. 213 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,030 - Oh, see you guys. 214 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,028 - See ya. - Bye, bye. 215 00:10:40,115 --> 00:10:41,678 - Anthony can shake it like a Polaroid. 216 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:44,893 - Well, I don't need to see that in my mind. 217 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:48,849 - So, Ethan, hey, what are your thoughts? 218 00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:50,325 - Hey, Oliver, sorry to interrupt. 219 00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:53,279 I just wanted to say thank you for your help today. 220 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:54,191 - No worries at all, 221 00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:57,971 happy to be of assistance to you and your needs. 222 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:00,319 You know what I mean? 223 00:11:00,405 --> 00:11:03,880 - Yeah, I'm just taking the laptop home for a head start. 224 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,010 - Cool, but if anything happens to it, 225 00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,268 I will take you off the payroll. 226 00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:11,527 - Don't worry, it's safe with me. 227 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:15,481 - Hey, wanna come out for my hens drinks? 228 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:16,306 - What hens drinks? 229 00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:19,216 - You know the drinks that you said you'd have for me 230 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:20,346 if I ever asked? 231 00:11:20,432 --> 00:11:22,172 I'm asking now. 232 00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:25,430 - I'll come, when is it? 233 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,517 - Right now. 234 00:11:26,601 --> 00:11:27,168 - Now? 235 00:11:27,255 --> 00:11:28,519 - Uh-huh. - Can I get changed first? 236 00:11:28,602 --> 00:11:30,689 - No. I'm sure we can find something for you, let's go. 237 00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,771 My car's just over here. 238 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,036 - You know, I've been wanting to give you 239 00:11:34,119 --> 00:11:34,901 a hens for months now, 240 00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,121 and suddenly you're feeling festive. 241 00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:39,158 - I think we should get to know Ethan a little better. 242 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:40,071 - Why? 243 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,247 - I have a good feeling about him. 244 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,155 - Pass me that plate. 245 00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:44,633 - Oh, you know, you don't need to clean so much. 246 00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:46,027 We're only gonna mess it up anyway. 247 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:48,411 - You know, I like the place to be clean 248 00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:49,454 when we have someone new coming over. 249 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:50,719 - Oh, have you checked the toilet, 250 00:11:50,802 --> 00:11:53,453 you might have left splatters. 251 00:11:53,539 --> 00:11:54,755 - Oh fuck! 252 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:01,967 (brush scrubs) 253 00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:05,181 - Hey, can I borrow this for tonight? 254 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:07,180 - Sure. 255 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,571 - Thanks. 256 00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:11,266 - [Ange] And then as soon as she told me 257 00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:13,786 she thought Ruby Rose was overrated as well, 258 00:12:13,872 --> 00:12:15,049 I was like, "This is the woman 259 00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:18,650 I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with." 260 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:20,172 - But she wasn't gay? 261 00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:20,823 - Yeah, so? 262 00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:22,392 - Try not to overthink the ways of the lesbian. 263 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,906 It's a complex world I'm yet to understand. 264 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,820 - Okay, listen boys, this has been fun, 265 00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:28,034 but I really need to piss 266 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,816 so I'm just gonna meet you inside. 267 00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:31,989 - How does she run so fast 268 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:33,597 and hold her bladder at the same time? 269 00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:35,899 - I have no idea. 270 00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:37,638 Ugh, tell you what, 271 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,158 this whole wedding thing has been so weird. 272 00:12:40,244 --> 00:12:43,242 I mean, why does someone pay thousands of dollars 273 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,463 just to show the other person 274 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,631 how much they really care about them? 275 00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:48,976 - I don't think it's supposed to be about care. 276 00:12:49,063 --> 00:12:52,366 I think it's supposed to be about a celebration of the love 277 00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:55,364 for the person you're closest with. 278 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:58,882 - Yeah, that's nice too. 279 00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:01,141 - Let's drink to that. 280 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,008 - That is my boy. 281 00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:07,355 - That is the boy. 282 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,266 That is my boy. 283 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:11,221 I need to pee. 284 00:13:11,308 --> 00:13:14,610 - Yo, Ethan, it's been ages, looking good my friend. 285 00:13:14,697 --> 00:13:15,610 - Didn't I see you yesterday? 286 00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:18,216 - My bad, he doesn't remember anything 20 minutes ago. 287 00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:21,040 - All right, bro, bit of personal space. 288 00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:22,608 - Are you looking for any caps tonight? 289 00:13:22,691 --> 00:13:24,168 I've got a two for one deal going. 290 00:13:24,255 --> 00:13:25,949 - Nah, I'm all right. 291 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,643 - Okay, in that case, can you help me out 292 00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:29,729 with some spare change? 293 00:13:29,816 --> 00:13:31,511 I need a drink, bad. 294 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,899 - Who carries change anymore? 295 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,119 - I didn't know you were that thirsty. 296 00:13:36,202 --> 00:13:39,070 Maybe if you suck his dick he might give you some change. 297 00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:42,068 - Oh, down. - Hey! 298 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,893 - Hey, and who's this pretty thing? 299 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:47,454 - Hey, hands off, he's not interested. 300 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,541 - At least I have you. - You do have me. 301 00:13:49,627 --> 00:13:53,495 - That's my boy, that's my boy, that's my boy. 302 00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:56,362 - Come here. - Come on this, come on this. 303 00:13:56,449 --> 00:13:57,405 - Come on this. - That's my boy. 304 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:58,625 - Hey, I need another drink. - Yeah. 305 00:13:58,708 --> 00:13:59,796 - I need another drink. - Need a drink. 306 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:00,835 - I want a drink. 307 00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:02,966 Somebody get me a drink! 308 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,008 - No, okay, you don't. 309 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,006 You're not listening to me. 310 00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:09,177 Okay, listen, listen, "The Muppets" is the best 311 00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,481 because it is the original, okay? 312 00:14:11,568 --> 00:14:13,045 So it's the best, that's it. 313 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:16,476 - Yes, but "The Muppet Babies" is a classic 314 00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,780 and takes the characters on actual adventures. 315 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,865 Plus, you can see them move with legs, 316 00:14:21,951 --> 00:14:23,647 with fucking moving legs. 317 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,127 - Who gives a fuck about legs, okay? 318 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,446 You don't need legs to be awesome. 319 00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:28,488 - You're crazy. 320 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:29,185 - You are. 321 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:31,231 - Guys, guys, can we just pause this topic for a minute 322 00:14:31,314 --> 00:14:32,659 and remember why we're here? 323 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,442 Ange, you're getting married soon. 324 00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:35,311 How wonderful is that? 325 00:14:35,397 --> 00:14:39,221 - Yeah, yeah, but you know what would be more wonderful? 326 00:14:39,308 --> 00:14:41,741 If you could sing at my wedding? 327 00:14:41,828 --> 00:14:42,654 - You can sing? 328 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,262 - Hardly. 329 00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:46,693 - Oh, shush. Is it...? 330 00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:50,083 Hey boys, Kay's coming to get me 331 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:54,340 so we can have a hen do bit AKA a fuckfest. 332 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,599 - You're leaving already? 333 00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:57,164 - Yes, mwa, mwa. 334 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,249 Get home safe bitches, later. 335 00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:00,727 - Bye. 336 00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:04,549 - Are you going too? 337 00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:07,156 - Maybe I should. 338 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:09,154 I'm getting kind of tired. 339 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,024 - Or maybe you don't. 340 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:15,497 Here, take this. 341 00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:17,801 - No, I can't. 342 00:15:17,888 --> 00:15:21,582 - Come on, it'll just wake you up a little bit. 343 00:15:21,669 --> 00:15:24,188 Here, take it from me. 344 00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:32,313 ? I got into this mess ? 345 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,179 ? I always hated seeing ? 346 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,222 - Now what? 347 00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:37,091 - Now, we dance. 348 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:39,568 ? Fucking best ? 349 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,394 ? It's not quite there ? 350 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,564 ? But close enough ? 351 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,171 (upbeat music) 352 00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,734 ? Time's moving fast ? 353 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,950 ? I'm catching up ? 354 00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:58,467 ? I didn't think that I would call your bluff ? 355 00:15:58,597 --> 00:16:01,943 ? It's not quite there but close enough ? 356 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:06,157 ? it's not quite there but close enough ? 357 00:16:06,243 --> 00:16:10,545 (upbeat music continues) 358 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:23,492 (upbeat music continues) 359 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,009 - Oliver, can we have a chat? 360 00:16:30,095 --> 00:16:31,356 - I'm kind of busy dancing. 361 00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:32,876 - It's just for a minute. 362 00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:35,135 - Maybe take a hint, love. 363 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,394 - Are you for real? 364 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:39,437 - Yeah. 365 00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:42,174 (upbeat music continues) 366 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,263 ? 'Cause that's the way it ? 367 00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:44,694 Who was that dude? 368 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:46,126 - My dick ex. 369 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,040 - You okay? 370 00:16:47,127 --> 00:16:48,821 - Yeah, and thanks for that. 371 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,689 You saved me from a really long conversation 372 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:54,078 I didn't wanna have for the 100th time. 373 00:16:55,989 --> 00:16:59,291 (bright music) 374 00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,463 - Where's the laptop? 375 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:03,852 - It's here somewhere. 376 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,896 - Yeah, but where is it? 377 00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:08,023 (pillow clacks) 378 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,458 What's it? 379 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,934 - Anthony's gonna kill us. 380 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:15,888 (Adam moans) 381 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,407 - Oh, mm. 382 00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:25,142 That's it, keep going. 383 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,270 - I'm close. 384 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,574 - Wait for me. 385 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:32,005 - I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 386 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,004 - You're gonna wait for me, yeah. 387 00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,220 (phone rings) 388 00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:39,306 - Oh! 389 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,217 - Is that me or you? 390 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,648 - That's me, that's my brother. 391 00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:48,906 - Can it wait? 392 00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:50,905 - I don't know, can you? 393 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,815 (phone rings) 394 00:18:01,723 --> 00:18:03,853 - Ethan, what's up? 395 00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:06,459 ? 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