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Hello? Flat 39, but use the second lift, dude.

Wait for it to buzz before you push the door, bro.

I did, bro.

Your door's very dodgy.

No, it's not.

Try again.

Be quick.

Gotcha. No worries. Second floor, yeah?

Second lift?

Flat 39.

Okay, got it.

Yeah,

that lift was bad. Come in, come in, man. My neighbors are nosy as fuck.

No worries, man. I saw me.

Wow.

You're cute.

Safe. I haven't got much time. You want a drink of water or something?

I could be thirsty.

I'm not that thirsty.

My room's that way, mate.

Okay. Well, lead the way, then.

Straight discreet geek double XN.

Your profile, innit?

Um, but could you be quiet, though, mate?

Why, who's in there, mate?

No one. I wouldn't have invited you over if I couldn't. Are you high?

Oh, you mean to high no one here? No, just discreet fun.

Also, could you...

Take your shoes off.

They're clean, but... Yeah, no worries.

So do you do this often, then?

Um... Why go on with all the laptops, bruh?

Work stuff.

Oh.

Okay.

You some sort of hacker or something?

Yeah, you're giving me Matrix vibes.

You watch that film, yeah?

You talk a lot, don't you?

Yeah, I'd be lying if I hadn't heard that one before.

Yeah.

What? What?

You got a book?

Oh, shit.

You haven't done this before, have you?

Yeah, I have. What?

Do I seem green?

What's your body count, then? What's my body count?

Bro, that's rude. Don't be any of my business, fam.

Okay, I'm just asking, fam. You're asking, fam? What are you getting in my

What the fuck?

Shit. Get up, get up, get up.

Have you seen my shirt?

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't leave yet. My flatmate's outside.

So, move.

Oh.

See, look, I... I don't know how to do that.

I'll just make something up. There's nothing wrong with two lads chilling

-naked in a room.

Okay, okay, I'm going to pretend you came here because you're an old family

friend who I haven't seen in a while. Seriously?

Yeah, like a dozen or something.

Okay, I didn't know you were into that.

Mother... I'm joking, I'm joking.

But you're going to feed me, family. You can't invite your cousin around and not

give him something to eat. I'm hungry. No, we're not going to do that.

We're going to pretend that you came up here because you need me to fix your

laptop. Why would you do that?

That's what I do.

Okay, makes sense, I guess.

Yeah, it's the most common problem.

External hard drives, a great storage solution for overtaxed CPUs and it'll

your computer run faster.

Yes, you know, it's an easy problem if you just clear off your hard drive with

any unwanted files.

Cheers, thanks for your advice, mate. You're a star.

Don't take the name. No, I meant to take your advice. Is that what it was? Yeah,

yeah, you're not serious, Scott. You really hit the jackpot with PD, didn't

Yeah, it's called the Variable Ratio Reinforcement.

Yeah, every time you hook up, it's like a game, a slot machine, you know. You

never know what you're going to get until...

Is this some sort of weird setup or something? Are you trying to record me?

why would I do that?

Do you want some water?

No, I'm good, sir. No, no, no, no, no. You're meant to say yes so I can go out

there and assess the situ.

Well, yes. Thank you, sir. I'd love a drop of your counter pop to quench my

thirst.

One Midlands finest water.

Yeah, cheers mate.

So, it's been a pleasure, but I'm going to bounce, yeah? Yeah, problem.

You should be able to leave in a moment, just give it a few.

Your boys don't know you do anything, do they?

That person in the screen, is that your gal?

No worries, we're alright.

It's all complicated.

Mate, I'm not looking for anything else but a fuck.

Yeah, I know.

I've met plenty of guys like you before.

You're looking for more?

Could be.

What are you offering?

Is everything a joke?

Look, I'm not a jaded gay. Hey, could you not put your shoes on my bed,

Yeah.

She was.

And it's like you said, it's complicated.

Yeah. Yeah, I get you. Don't worry.

I don't judge. If you like it, I love it.

It's all one big spectrum.

Yeah. The spectrum is how I like to see it.

Look, come on, man. You can't be minding people around in your house, man. I

know.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Yeah, about your big, big age.

Creeping around on the apps, living a double life, yeah? You knew what I was

about when I messaged you.

Are you getting kicks from chasing straight and curious guys because some

called you batty man when you're like 12?

You probably had way better options out there, but you decided to chase the

mystery blank straight profile?

Why?

It's only a bit of fun.

Don't deep it.

Cool.

Plus, I plan to be rich and successful, you know?

I don't really care what people think when I make loads of money because I'll

able to do what I want.

Yeah, but say that doesn't happen.

Success and money don't make you immune to people's weird opinions.

Sounds like you're giving yourself free trauma.

Whatever.

I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

What do you know about coding?

Don't know much, still.

Tried to get into... HL.

HL!

Don't you mean HTML?

See, yeah, look, I told you I don't actually know. Look, can I go now? Yeah,

yeah. No, just, you know... Not yet.

You know, I could teach you some proper programming languages.

You know, I could...

Show your Python? You want to show me your Python?

Yeah,

you know what I meant.

I'll hold you to that one.

Yeah.

You can go now. It's probably all right.

Oh, take the laptop on your way out just so it's not day.

Okay.

How do you know I'm not going to teeth it?

I can track you if you do.

Seriously?

Alright. Gotcha.

No wounds.

What did you say your name was again?

Alright.

Who was that?

Just, uh, Koda, mate.

It's okay, you know.