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Hello? Flat 39, but use the second lift,
dude.
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Wait for it to buzz before you push the
door, bro.
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I did, bro.
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Your door's very dodgy.
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No, it's not.
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Try again.
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Be quick.
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Gotcha. No worries. Second floor, yeah?
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Second lift?
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Flat 39.
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Okay, got it.
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Yeah,
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that lift was bad. Come in, come in,
man. My neighbors are nosy as fuck.
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No worries, man. I saw me.
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Wow.
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You're cute.
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Safe. I haven't got much time. You want
a drink of water or something?
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I could be thirsty.
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I'm not that thirsty.
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My room's that way, mate.
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Okay. Well, lead the way, then.
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Straight discreet geek double XN.
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Your profile, innit?
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Um, but could you be quiet, though,
mate?
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Why, who's in there, mate?
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No one. I wouldn't have invited you over
if I couldn't. Are you high?
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Oh, you mean to high no one here? No,
just discreet fun.
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Also, could you...
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Take your shoes off.
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They're clean, but... Yeah, no worries.
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So do you do this often, then?
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Um... Why go on with all the laptops,
bruh?
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Work stuff.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You some sort of hacker or something?
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Yeah, you're giving me Matrix vibes.
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You watch that film, yeah?
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You talk a lot, don't you?
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Yeah, I'd be lying if I hadn't heard
that one before.
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Yeah.
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What? What?
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You got a book?
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Oh, shit.
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You haven't done this before, have you?
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Yeah, I have. What?
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Do I seem green?
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What's your body count, then? What's my
body count?
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Bro, that's rude. Don't be any of my
business, fam.
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Okay, I'm just asking, fam. You're
asking, fam? What are you getting in my
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What the fuck?
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Shit. Get up, get up, get up.
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Have you seen my shirt?
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Okay.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't leave
yet. My flatmate's outside.
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So, move.
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Oh.
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See, look, I... I don't know how to do
that.
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I'll just make something up. There's
nothing wrong with two lads chilling
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-naked in a room.
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Okay, okay, I'm going to pretend you
came here because you're an old family
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friend who I haven't seen in a while.
Seriously?
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Yeah, like a dozen or something.
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Okay, I didn't know you were into that.
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Mother... I'm joking, I'm joking.
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But you're going to feed me, family. You
can't invite your cousin around and not
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give him something to eat. I'm hungry.
No, we're not going to do that.
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We're going to pretend that you came up
here because you need me to fix your
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laptop. Why would you do that?
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That's what I do.
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Okay, makes sense, I guess.
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Yeah, it's the most common problem.
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External hard drives, a great storage
solution for overtaxed CPUs and it'll
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your computer run faster.
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Yes, you know, it's an easy problem if
you just clear off your hard drive with
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any unwanted files.
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Cheers, thanks for your advice, mate.
You're a star.
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Don't take the name. No, I meant to take
your advice. Is that what it was? Yeah,
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yeah, you're not serious, Scott. You
really hit the jackpot with PD, didn't
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Yeah, it's called the Variable Ratio
Reinforcement.
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Yeah, every time you hook up, it's like
a game, a slot machine, you know. You
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never know what you're going to get
until...
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Is this some sort of weird setup or
something? Are you trying to record me?
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why would I do that?
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Do you want some water?
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No, I'm good, sir. No, no, no, no, no.
You're meant to say yes so I can go out
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there and assess the situ.
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Well, yes. Thank you, sir. I'd love a
drop of your counter pop to quench my
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thirst.
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One Midlands finest water.
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Yeah, cheers mate.
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So, it's been a pleasure, but I'm going
to bounce, yeah? Yeah, problem.
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You should be able to leave in a moment,
just give it a few.
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Your boys don't know you do anything, do
they?
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That person in the screen, is that your
gal?
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No worries, we're alright.
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It's all complicated.
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Mate, I'm not looking for anything else
but a fuck.
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Yeah, I know.
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I've met plenty of guys like you before.
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You're looking for more?
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Could be.
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What are you offering?
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Is everything a joke?
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Look, I'm not a jaded gay. Hey, could
you not put your shoes on my bed,
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Yeah.
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She was.
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And it's like you said, it's
complicated.
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Yeah. Yeah, I get you. Don't worry.
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I don't judge. If you like it, I love
it.
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It's all one big spectrum.
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Yeah. The spectrum is how I like to see
it.
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Look, come on, man. You can't be minding
people around in your house, man. I
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know.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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Yeah, about your big, big age.
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Creeping around on the apps, living a
double life, yeah? You knew what I was
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about when I messaged you.
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Are you getting kicks from chasing
straight and curious guys because some
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called you batty man when you're like
12?
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You probably had way better options out
there, but you decided to chase the
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mystery blank straight profile?
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Why?
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It's only a bit of fun.
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Don't deep it.
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Cool.
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Plus, I plan to be rich and successful,
you know?
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I don't really care what people think
when I make loads of money because I'll
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able to do what I want.
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Yeah, but say that doesn't happen.
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Success and money don't make you immune
to people's weird opinions.
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Sounds like you're giving yourself free
trauma.
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Whatever.
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I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
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What do you know about coding?
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Don't know much, still.
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Tried to get into... HL.
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HL!
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Don't you mean HTML?
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See, yeah, look, I told you I don't
actually know. Look, can I go now? Yeah,
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yeah. No, just, you know... Not yet.
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You know, I could teach you some proper
programming languages.
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You know, I could...
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Show your Python? You want to show me
your Python?
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Yeah,
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you know what I meant.
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I'll hold you to that one.
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Yeah.
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You can go now. It's probably all right.
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Oh, take the laptop on your way out just
so it's not day.
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Okay.
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How do you know I'm not going to teeth
it?
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I can track you if you do.
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Seriously?
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Alright. Gotcha.
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No wounds.
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What did you say your name was again?
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Alright.
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Who was that?
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Just, uh, Koda, mate.
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It's okay, you know.
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