All language subtitles for JAG S04E23 Yeah, Baby

Okay, Harm, it's pizza night. My
stomach's growling. What thing we

time?

Tomcat 173, you're at a mile on the
border. Call the ball.

173, Tomcat Clara, 3 .6.

Bend left, Harm.

173, Tomcat, ball, 3 .5.

Roger, ball.

You're not taking this personally, are
you, Major?

I mean, all's fair in a live war in the
courtroom, right?

Wrong. You want to talk about this? No,
I don't.

Look, Major.

I don't want there to be any hard
feelings between us. There is nothing

us. Good, bad, or otherwise. And if you
try to stop this door from closing one

more time, I will dislocate your
shoulder.

Blimey. I like your style, Major.

You must be a hellcat.

Well, good morning. Hey.

Well, this is a surprise.

I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd come
over and make you breakfast.

Oh, sweaty.

Well, you know, this girlish figure
doesn't come without sacrifice.

Uh -huh.

You ought to come running with me
sometime.

Ah, no thanks. Medical studies prove
women need more body fat than men.

Oh, really? Who sponsored that study?
Hostess Twinkies?

Funny.

How would you like to try running with a
broken kneecap?

Oh.

Get vicious when you're angry.

You're going to take a shower.

I'll be back.

You do that.

Good morning, Lieutenant.

Good morning, Tyner. How are you feeling
today?

My bladder's being crushed. I can
practically hear my skin stretching, and

retaining so much water that my butt is
shifting with the tide.

Well, at least it's for a good cause, ma
'am.

And if I may be candid, well, there are
some men who find pregnant women very

attractive.

Well, thank you, Tyner.

I appreciate the compliment.

But if you really want to make me feel
better, think foot rub.

Have you seen the sailor who did this to
me? Ma 'am?

Lieutenant Roberts.

My husband.

Ah, never mind. Thank you.

Good morning, sir.

Bud?

Mr. Roberts.

Lieutenant!

Bud!

Sweetie, I made a list for the pharmacy.
Could you go get these things for me?

Sure.

Prenatal vitamins.

For a healthy baby.

Vitamin E cream?

For my stretch marks.

Breast pump. In case I have to express
some breast milk.

Excuse me.

What? You just grimaced.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

I am bathing in the natural glow of
motherhood and you're grossed out.

No, I'm not. And can we talk about this
at home later?

There's nothing to talk about.

I am pregnant with your baby, bud.

And for your information, there are some
men around here that find a woman in my

state sexy.

Yeah? Name one.

Hold the elevator, please.

Ready to go at it?

Excuse me?

In court today.

More cutbacks in military spending?

Don't even think about it.

What?

Think about what?

Did you tell Lieutenant Sims that she
was sexy?

Sir? It's a simple question, Tyner. Did
you tell the lieutenant that you were

sexually attracted to her?

No, sir.

No? The lieutenant was feeling a little
blue, sir. I was trying to make her feel

better. Why don't we call that being
part of your duties, Petty Officer?

Get your own pregnant wife.

Lieutenant.

Do you have a good reason for badgering
Petty Officer Tyner?

No, sir.

Then I suggest that you get back to work
and get your own Petty Officer.

Yes, sir.

This is your brain.

This is your brain during fatherhood.
Any questions?

No, sir. Good.

The military justice must be with the
majority.

You ever heard a knocking?

I did, sir.

Well, obviously, I didn't hear you.

I'm sorry. Sorry. Come on in.

Got to make a speech to the House
National Security Subcommittee this

Can this wait?

Well, sir, I've been putting this off
for two days already, Admiral, if you

wouldn't mind.

Sir, I'd like the opportunity to change
my designator. I joined the Navy to

serve as a naval aviator, which I was
forced to abandon because of a medical

problem which has since been corrected.

Sir, I've enjoyed my time here at JAG,
especially serving under you, Admiral,

but I also believe that I could be of
service to the Navy and to my country if

return to active flight status.

Nice speech.

How long have you been practicing?

About a week, sir. Want to address
Congress?

No, sir. Thank you. But you do want to
leave JAG.

Sir, it's not so much that I want to
leave JAG as it's I want the opportunity

return to a fighter squadron.

Admiral, I was forced to give up flying.

It was never my decision. If I decide to
stay here at JAG, I would like it to be

my decision.

I know this sounds stupid, but you've
given this a lot of thought, Commander.

Day and night, sir, for quite some time.

If you go back to a squadron, providing
that you can pass the flight physical. I

can pass the flight physical, sir.
You'll be going backwards. Hell, you

taking orders from guys half your age.

I don't think there are many 17 -year
-old fighter pilots, sir.

Not too many 35 -year -old jack lawyers
flying these days either, Commander.

Well, I'd like the opportunity to be the
first, sir.

I think we should discuss this at least.

Admiral, I love the law, but all I have
ever really wanted to do is fly.

So did Icarus.

Icarus never flew an F -14, sir.

As commanding officer, I sometimes have
to make decisions that I consider best

for my people.

Occasionally, those decisions are in
opposition to the individual.

Sir, are you saying that you are not
going to approve my request?

You're going to need a lot more than my
approval to make this happen.

But it can't happen without your
approval, Admiral. I have a speech to

afternoon, Commander. I will give you my
decision in due time.

Dismissed.

Aye, aye, sir.

Thank you, sir.

You're kidding, right?

Sorry, ma 'am.

They say it could take up to 30 minutes
for a technician to get here.

Then we'll just have to spend this time
getting to know each other a little

better.

Let's not.

What are you afraid of, Major?

That you might find yourself liking me?

Look, Commander, I like you.

I think you're a nice enough guy, and
you're a pretty good lawyer. Stop.

You're embarrassing me.

I'm just not interested in a
relationship with you.

Or anyone else right now.

And is this a hard and fast rule against
dating those within your command, or is

it more of a guideline?

It's a commandment.

I had a boyfriend die in a car accident.

My ex -husband is dead, and a lawyer I
was involved with was murdered.

Do you see a pattern here?

Yeah, I do.

Not a damn Australian in the lot.

Why me?

Honestly? Yeah.

You kind of remind me of my mother.

Your mother?

Let me give you a little advice on that,
Mick.

That line might work with women down
under, but as a rule, American women

like being compared to anyone's mother.

I'm pulling your leg, Major.

Mama was three times your size and twice
as mean.

But God, she was a special lady.

And I just think you are, too.

That's all.

Is there something wrong with the
elevator?

Yeah, it's stuck between floors, ma 'am.
I'd take the stairs if I were you.

If you were me, you'd be at home whining
with your feet up.

I'll have to do that again sometime
soon. Thank you. I think I'll pass.

On May 2, 1998, Lance Corporal Edward
Carr turned 21.

He decided to celebrate his birthday
with his fellow Marines at a local

hole. Yes, he had a little too much to
drink, and yes, his staff NCO had to

drive him home, only she didn't drive
him to his place. She took him to her

place, presumably to dry out.

Two weeks later, he was reprimanded for
his behavior.

Now, this was to become the first of
many unfavorable reports and evaluations

filed against my client, which
ultimately led to a special court

dereliction of duty due to the culpable
inefficiency.

The point of this hearing, please.

New information has come to our
attention, which has a direct bearing on

case, Your Honor.

Specifics, Mr. Roberts.

If Staff Sergeant Morris would be so
kind as to stand up.

Objection, Your Honor. The Staff
Sergeant is not on trial here. We put

to bed almost a year ago.

Commander Imes has a point, Lieutenant.

I believe the evidence speaks for
itself, sir.

Humor him.

Your Honor, it is our intention to prove
that Staff Sergeant Eileen Morris

purposefully orchestrated the seduction
of Corporal Carr with the intention of

getting herself pregnant, then took
steps to distance the Corporal from

in order to keep her scheme a secret.

You're kidding.

No, sir. Your Honor, this is insulting
to the Staff Sergeant as well as the

court. Can you prove that the child
she's carrying is his? A simple DNA test

would do so, Your Honor. The staff
sergeant has no intention of submitting

herself or her unborn baby to any
unnecessary medical procedures,

this late in her pregnancy.

Do you have any other evidence to
substantiate your claim, Lieutenant?

Yes, sir. Then we will proceed with this
hearing tomorrow at 1400.

What other evidence do we have, sir?

I'm working on it.

Surprise!

Surprise!

It is a boy, right?

When we checked, fingers crossed.

This is so adorable.

Look at this. Where in the world did you
find it?

Carolyn picked it out. They didn't have
marine green.

So cute.

Bud's going to love it. You guys didn't
have to do this. Are you kidding? I love

shopping for baby clothes.

Of course, I only get to buy it when a
friend's having a baby. Oh, you should

have seen the little outfits they had
for girls. These little capri pants with

leopard print top and matching shoes.

You're so lucky, Harriet. I wish I was
having a baby.

Don't you, Mac?

Well, I think I should probably have a
relationship with someone first.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, getting pregnant's the easy part.
It's finding the right guy. That's the

hard part.

Well, not for Harriet.

Hey. You know, maybe Bud could get us
all pregnant.

Hey. What are you doing out here?

Um, you weren't home. I was going to
leave.

Hey, chill. Let yourself in and wait
inside, you nut.

Hey, what's up?

Seems like something's wrong.

You tell me.

Before I left this morning, I saw you
request to change your designator.

I was going to tell you. Tell me what,
Harm?

You know you can't fly because of your
eyes.

I am fixed.

Laser ablation.

So you can go back to flying?

It's a long shot, but if my...

The request is approved, and if I decide
that that's what I want to do, and if I

make my qualifications, a lot of ifs
there.

But you make it sound like you haven't
decided yet. I haven't.

But you submitted your letter.

This morning.

It's the first step in a long process,
Jordan. You know that.

I've been dumped for another woman
before, but I've never been dumped for

airplane. I'm not dumping you.

Look, Jordan, frankly, you're one of the
reasons that I haven't made up my mind.

But if I do decide to return to a
squadron, it doesn't change what we

does for me.

I fell in love with Harmon Round, the
lawyer. Not a fighter pilot I might see

twice a year if I'm lucky.

I'm still the same man, Jordan. You're
not making this easy. Why should I?

The man I love just told me he's
thinking about leaving.

Jag, not you. It's the same thing.

Call me when you've made up your mind.

Jordan.

If you married my dad, then I could have
a mom for real.

And then you two could have a baby, and
then I'd have parents and a little

sister. You know, your dad's going to
have his hands full with one new woman.

doesn't need me.

What'd I do?

I'm only a phone call away.

Be right back.

Hiya. Hiya.

Hi, Chloe.

Hey, Harm.

Sorry, I didn't know you had company.

Oh, no, we're just having a slumber
party here. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I was in the
neighborhood. I stopped by.

Do you guys want to be left alone?

Yeah.

That's okay.

I gotta go put on my jammies anyway.

You two behave yourselves out here.

What's going on?

Jordan and I had a fight.

Hmm, let me guess. She, uh, wants a
commitment?

I do know that.

Well, it's whatever you woman wants, I
guess.

What, you're not ready to commit?

Well, the rules of engagement have
changed, Meg.

What do you mean?

I had eye surgery. I got my night vision
back.

What?

When did this happen?

A couple weeks ago.

You had a major operation and you didn't
tell me?

Triple bypass is a major operation, Mac.
Eye surgery is like having your teeth

cleaned. I tell you when I'm going to
the dentist.

Well, I wasn't sure how it would work
out, frankly.

But it did?

Like a dream.

Wow.

So what now? You think about trying to
return to a fighter squadron?

Spend my life preparing to be a naval
aviator, Mac.

Yeah, exactly. for three years in law
school and four years as a JAG.

I, uh, I put my request in to Admiral
Chegwin today to return back to

You can't do that.

Why not?

Because if you do, it would mean that
flying is more important to you than

it's more important to you than Jordan,
it's more important to you than

everything.

Well, I thought you, of all people,
would know how much flying means to me.

do.

I do, Harm.

But this is the last thing that I need
right now.

You're starting to sound a lot like
Jordan, Mac.

Are you guys almost finished?

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

Well, uh,

talk about it later.

Better get going.

See you later, Chloe.

Mac. You too.

Very colorful.

Catch me.

I think I understand now why you can't
marry my dad.

You're in love with harm.

Good evening, Major.

Mick.

These are for you.

How beautiful.

Thank you.

And this, little lady, is for you.

Thank you.

Lieutenant Commander Mick Brumby, this
is my little sister, Chloe.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Chloe.

I didn't know you had a sister, Mick.

Oh, she's not really my sister.

Mick's kind of like my surrogate mother.

So who's up for pizza? I am. You just
had two pounds of chicken wings.

I am at a vital stage of my development,
and I require lots of protein.

Protein, yeah.

Pizza, no.

Maybe some other time, Mick.

Bad timing, huh?

The worst.

Say goodnight, Mick.

Goodnight, Mick.

I think that Australian really likes
you.

Lucky me.

Are you sad because Harm might leave
Jag?

Were you eavesdropping?

It's a small apartment.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

Well, if it makes you feel any better,
you should know that Harm's in love with

you, too. Harm has a girlfriend.

Only consensus can sing.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

Harm and map.

Fitnanity. K -I -S -N -I -N. Yay!

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Yay! Yay!

I'm going to miss you, kiddo.

I'm going to miss you, too.

Sometimes I come here to remind myself
why we do the things we do.

What seems to be the problem, A .J.? I
need to ask a favor, sir.

I'm not one who grants many favors,
Admiral.

Nor am I one to ask.

So what is it?

It's about Commander Rabb.

What's he done now?

It's not so much what he's done, it's
what he may want to do.

Change his designator.

If he wants to fly, tell him to hop on a
red -eye to Vegas.

The Navy is not in the practice of
spending millions of dollars retraining

pilots who are past their prime.

Sir, he was grounded due to a vision
problem that's since been corrected.

Rabb's a damn fine aviator.

He just wants the option to fly again.

Knowing full well his career's suicide?

Well, sir, with all due respect, it is
his career.

Well, it wasn't until now.

I know you don't like me, A .J. Mr.
Secretary. And to be honest, I don't

damn. But I also know that coming here
and asking me for help must be about the

hardest thing in the world for you. So
why are you putting yourself through

this? Rav has given you more trouble
than anyone else under your command. Why

are you going to the wall for him?

I believe in him, sir.

Well, that makes one of us.

Rav's been a thorn in my side ever since
I first heard his name.

So I can't say as I have any real desire
to help him.

On the other hand, it'll be a good
opportunity to get him the hell out of

Washington. I'll think about it. I
appreciate it, sir. I owe you one.

Yes, you do.

I'd like to offer into evidence exhibits
G and H.

Performance evaluation recommendations
from Staff Sergeant Morris to the

commanding officer.

Objection. Irrelevant.

I'm not done, sir.

Overruled. Get to your point,
Lieutenant.

My client had an exemplary record before
he was seduced by the Staff Sergeant.

After that... Objection. Fact's not in
evidence. We have seen no proof of this

alleged seduction.

Oh, really?

I suppose that this is a bowling ball
underneath her uniform.

Lieutenant, another remark like that and
I'll fight you with contempt.

Sorry, sir. Don't apologize to me.
Apologize to the staff sergeant. I

You're 32 years old and have a history
of failed relationships, correct?

Objection. Hearsay.

Sustained.

Is it not true that you want to be a
mother and have a family, but you don't

want to have a husband or a boyfriend or
really any man in your life? Can you

blame me, sir?

You saw a potential father in Lance
Corporal Carr, and you seduced him with

intention of getting pregnant, then you
gave him a bad evaluation.

Objection, Your Honor. The lieutenant is
editorializing.

Hathane, ask a question, Lieutenant, or
rest.

Why did you keep this pregnancy a secret
from Lance Corporal Carr?

It was none of his business, sir. Your
Honor, the Staff Sergeant has been more

than patient with Mr. Roberts.

I would like to request that we put an
end to this, now.

She's got a point.

Now, I've given you every chance, but
you're spinning your wheels.

I've heard enough.

One last question, Your Honor.

Make it snappy.

Staff Sergeant Morris, did you seduce my
client with the purpose of getting

pregnant, then take steps to transfer
him the moment that you realized you'd

conceived?

It's a simple question.

Please answer the question, Staff
Sergeant.

Failure to do so is as good as an
admission of guilt.

Objection, badgering. Which is being
uncooperative, sir.

I can't answer, sir.

The witness is hostile, Your Honor. I'm
not hostile, sir.

I think my water broke.

Nice job, Lieutenant.

You badgered her into labor.

We reset until further notice.

How you doing, Staff Sergeant?

I've been better, sir.

All right, Commander, Lieutenant, will
you help the Staff Sergeant into one of

the benches, please?

Oh, boy.

Just breathe through it.

Do you have anybody we can call to take
you to the hospital?

No. Well, I can take you to the
hospital. I don't think that's a good

Lance Corporal, all things considered.

I don't think I can do this alone.

Then let me take you.

It's your call, Staff Sergeant.

He should be there.

He is the father.

I am?

Yeah. Really?

Yeah.

We can talk about this later, after you
get me to the hospital.

Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just
won your right to appeal.

Enter.

Sir.

Howdy.

I, um, spoke to the tech -nav concerning
your request to change your designator.

It's in his hands now.

Thank you, sir.

Don't thank me, Commander.

For the record, if you do this, it'll be
the stupidest thing you've done since

I've been here.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way,
Admiral.

If you oppose it so strongly, sir, why
go to the tech nav in the first place?

I'm afraid I don't have time for this
right now, Commander.

I'm trying to find your replacement,
unless I can convince Commander Brumby

extend the length of his exchange
program.

You're considering replacing me with
Brumby, sir?

Better sit on the lighter.

Dismissed.

Aye, aye, sir.

I don't think I could ever thank you
enough for bringing Chloe and me

Major. That was my pleasure, Chief.

I hope you'll continue to play an
important role in my daughter's life, ma

I wouldn't have it any other way, Chief.

We're about as close to a family as
three strangers could be, ma 'am, so you

better call me Kyle from here on in.

Okay, Kyle.

Well, I wish we could stay longer, but
we've got a plane to catch.

Thanks again, Major.

I'll send you a letter as soon as I get
to my grandparents.

You better.

I will.

And a picture of me riding a horse.

Cool.

I love you.

Be good.

Looking for something in specific
measure?

Yeah, something with enough sugar to put
me into a coma.

One of your cases giving you trouble?

No, it's not work, sir.

My career is great.

It's my life that sucks.

Would you like to talk about it?

Not really, sir.

Well, if there's anything I can do...
There isn't.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me?

Did I say that out loud, sir?

I'm sorry, Admiral. I meant no offense.

It's just that you're a man, and as
usual, most of my problems come from

men.

Who might it be this time?

The commander.

Brumby or Rab?

Both of them.

You mean it's baby time?

Yes, sir.

Can you get up?

Easy. Okay, here. Put your arm around my
waist.

There you go.

We have to stop meeting like this,
Harry. People are going to talk.

Don't make me laugh, sir. I'm going to
drop it right here.

Don't even kid like that, okay?

Sir. Get Lieutenant Roberts on the
double.

Yes, sir.

Sit, sit.

Can I get you anything?

You don't have an epidural in your desk,
do you, sir?

Okay.

Hang in there and Lieutenant Roberts
will be here soon and he'll get you the

hospital in no time.

Lieutenant.

She's in labor. Yes, Petty Officer
Tyner, she is, but we have everything

control. Who?

No, sir, not her.

I mean, she looks like she's in labor,
too, but it's Lieutenant Sims.

Harriet? Harriet's in labor?

My wife is in labor. I gotta, uh, are
you gonna be okay here?

We'll be fine.

Because I gotta... Go, go.

Good luck, Staff Sergeant Morris.

You too, Lieutenant.

Harriet, are you in labor?

That's a big tin floor, Major.

It's fun.

Harriet?

Are you having a contraction?

That was, uh... Wow.

That can't be right. Your contractions
are too long, sweetie.

Tell that to my uterus.

How far apart... Are you having another
contraction?

This isn't supposed to happen like this.

Don't sue me.

Has your water broken?

Yes.

I'm going to go get the van, sweetie.

Oh, wait. I'm sorry. It's an emergency.
I'm still working on that.

No.

Harriet!

She's having double peak contractions.
The elevator's not working. She's never

going to make it down the stairs.

I'll call an ambulance.

Okay. Who's your doctor?

Dr. Bradley at Banneker, 5550110.

I'll call him.

Tyler, stay with her.

Just breathe, ma 'am.

You've got to get me out of here. I'm
having a baby.

There'll be an ambulance here any
minute.

I think I need to lie down, sir.

Let's put her in the admiral's office.

Okay. Tyler, see if you can find a
blanket and something for her to lie

I'm sorry.

to make you feel better, Harriet.

Shoot me. Right here. Yeah, okay, hold
it.

Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay. All right.

Toosie. Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Be right back.

What?

Okay, the doctor said that she skipped
right through the first stage of labor

and went into the second. That's why her
labor's so hard.

That's our Harriet, always the
overachiever.

What's all the commotion?

Harriet's gone into labor.

Give him hell, Lieutenant.

Okay, what if she starts to have a baby
before the ambulance gets here?

She won't. Yeah, but if she does, you
know what to do. You've delivered babies

before, right? Baby.

Baby. One. But the fact is, you've done
it. Mac, it's something I did once. I

don't want to do it again if I can help
it.

I'll do it.

You've delivered a baby?

Yeah, it's a piece of cake.

Delivered dozens of them back home in
Oz.

Sort of comes with living in the
outback.

Really? You ever deliver one in a
hospital full of terrorists?

I'll get out the measuring stick later,
boys.

Harm, go get Bud.

Brumby, you're with me.

Been waiting to hear that.

All right, Harriet, you're in good hands
now. Commander Brumby's delivered

babies before.

That's why I left town. Now, don't you
fret.

Mother Nature usually sees everything
goes off without a hitch. And when it

doesn't, we're here to give her a hand.

Just relax.

It's not a breach, is it?

Well, no worries if it is. You see, the
key is to get a rope around their feet.

A rope? I don't want a rope around my
feet. Not yours, Lieutenant. The baby's.

But don't worry. I once delivered eight
kids in six hours. And one of them had

two heads.

Well, I mean, that's more common in
sheep than humans, right, Major?

Out. What?

Did I say something wrong?

Goodbye, Dr. Too Little.

Here, Lieutenant.

This will help you breathe easier and
take some of the edge off.

My grandmother was a midwife.

My mom had my brothers and sisters at
home.

Where's Bud?

I need him here.

No harm went to get him, sweetie.

You're in good hands, okay?

You know what's difficult, ma 'am? Just
try and relax.

I'm just going to take a quick peek and
see how far along you are.

I can see its head. That's a good thing,
right?

That's a good thing, Petty Officer.

Tyner!

Hey, where's Bud? I can't find him.

How's she doing?

Everything's under control.

Bud?

Tyner?

Hey, you all right?

He fainted.

No, I didn't. Like a schoolgirl.

Petty Officer Tyner, why don't you go
outside and get some fresh air?

in the elevator.

I know. I know, Harriet. I just wasn't
thinking.

Just keep breathing.

Okay, where is the ambulance?

I don't know, but it should be here by
now. I need to push.

No, don't push.

Has anyone seen the EMT crew?

No word on that, ma 'am.

Excuse me, Colonel, Commander. As soon
as the ambulance gets here, would you

send them right to the Admiral's office?
The ambulance just left with Staff

Sergeant Morris, Major. Who is Staff
Sergeant Morris?

She was a witness.

She was in labor.

They took the wrong pregnant lady.

I think that's going to be necessary.

There's an ambulance on the way.

Whoa.

There'll be room for two. I can't do
this. I'm sure you can. The hard part's

over. Hand me the bag wrap.

No, it hurts too much.

I want you to look at Han. Focus on his
face. Breathe with her.

Good. Okay, on this next contraction, I
want you to push as hard as you can,

okay?

Now, this next contraction is real
important, Harriet, okay? We need to get

shoulders all the way out. I can't do
this anymore.

You can do it, Harriet.

This is it. It hurts too much.

What? Breathe.

Harriet?

Bud! Oh, Bud!

Bud, hand me a towel and give me your
shoelaces.

Sir? I need to tie off the umbilical
cord.

Try it again.

Okay, now cut. Cut it right between.

Good. Now, get another towel.

Get another towel. Here you go. Put your
knees down, darling.

Here we go.

Congratulations, bud and Harriet. Looks
like you have a healthy baby boy.

Nice work, Lieutenant.

You did it, Harriet.

Thank you. Thank all of you.

We have a son.

Welcome to the club, Lieutenant.

Take

it

down. Here we go.

Careful with them.

It's my son.

What a day, huh, sir?

Yep.

Never a dull moment around this place.

You okay?

Every time I think I've put the pieces
of my life together, somebody comes

and jumbles them back up.

Everybody who's ever meant anything to
me is leaving my life.

You'll be okay, Mac.

You'll get to see Chloe again.

One day you'll have a kid of your own.
Yeah.

Not at this rate.

My biological clock is going off and I
keep hitting the snooze button.

Tell you what.

Five years from this moment, if neither
of us is in a relationship, we'll go

halves on a kid.

You and me.

Have a baby together.

Your looks in my brain, it'll be
perfect.

And what if she has your looks in my
brain?

That could work too.

So what do you say?

Deal? I'll make a promise you can't
keep.

Yeah.