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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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What the hell is that?!
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What the hell is that?
Is that you?
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-You're really not a morning person.
-Just back off!
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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What is that noise?
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You!
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It's the chick.
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She's going through some changes.
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What kind of changes?
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The vet seems to think...
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...she's becoming a rooster.
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We're getting a second opinion.
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The One With the Embryos
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Why are you shopping
at 8 in the morning?
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I've been up since 6...
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...thanks to somebody's
dumb-ass rooster.
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You should get rid of those animals.
They shouldn't be in an apartment.
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Especially not with these
knives and cookbooks around.
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I'm going to the doctor
and see if I'm ready...
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...to have Frank and Alice's embryo
transferred into my uterus.
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How will they know?
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They'll just see if my
endometrial layer is thick.
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I can check that for you.
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Okay, think "thick."
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Good luck!
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Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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-I'm still right.
-That is so not true.
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What?
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I know it's her laundry day...
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...and that means she's wearing
her old-lady underpants.
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I can check that for you.
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You two think you know
me and Rachel...
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...better than we know you.
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Well, we do.
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You can only eat Tic Tacs
in even numbers.
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What's that about?
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And you!
Ross, if you check Rachel's bag...
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...you'll find a half-eaten box
of cookies in there.
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You're good.
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These are not.
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I'm so not impressed.
Everybody snacks when they shop.
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Ross, how many items
left in that bag?
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Five.
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Okay, 10 bucks says we can
name every item in that bag.
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-How many guesses?
-Six.
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Challenge extended.
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-Deal!
-Challenge accepted.
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All right, we'll start with...
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...apples.
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We'll be starting with apples.
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Stop that now.
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Yes.
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Okay. Tortilla chips.
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-Yogurt.
-Diet soda.
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-Orange juice.
-There's no orange juice! We win!
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They have another guess.
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Well, we won that one.
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Okay. The last thing is
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Not for another two weeks.
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I got it.
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Scotch...
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...tape.
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How did you know
she would buy Scotch tape?
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We used up theirs last night
making scary faces.
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Oh, man!
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All right! Ten bucks.
Fork it over.
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Cough it up. Pay the piper.
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Give me it!
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You don't know us better.
I want a rematch.
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And no stupid grocery questions.
Real, personal questions.
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And the winner gets $100.
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-Serious?
-Are you scared?
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No.
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Who makes up the questions?
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Ross will do it.
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Sure, Ross will do it.
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It's not like he has a job
or a child or a life of his own.
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-Fine. We'll ask Phoebe.
-No, I want to play.
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Looks like your uterus
is ready for implantation.
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I knew it!
I felt really thick this morning.
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Okay, so what's now?
Go get the eggs. Put them in there.
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It'll take a little while
to prepare the embryos.
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-Embryos? As in more than one?
-Five, actually.
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Where am I giving birth...
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...in a hospital or
a big box under the stairs?
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Doing five gives you a 25% chance
that at least one will attach.
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That's it? 25%?
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That means that it's, like,
75% chance of no baby at all?
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I was thinking,
what are the odds...
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...if you stuff 200 of them in there?
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Sweetie, now...
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...she's a woman,
not a gumball machine.
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Don't worry. I'll do this as many
times as it takes to get it right.
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The thing is, we kind of
only have one shot.
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It costs $16,000 each time you do this.
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Sixteen thousand dollars?!
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Well, it's 20 in California.
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We're kind of using all the money
we have to do it this one time.
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Okay, that's a lot of
pressure on me and my uterus.
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Maybe there's something I can do
to make sure I get pregnant.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Wow, you guys really
don't know anything.
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Why don't you get drunk? It worked
for a bunch of girls in my high school.
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-So how's the test coming?
-Hey, you're touching the game board.
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Sorry.
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You freak.
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Do you realize that
any minute now...
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...Phoebe could be pregnant?
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I know, I know.
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It's such a huge,
life-altering thing.
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The test is ready.
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Okay. Each team will
answer 10 questions.
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The first team to answer
the most questions wins.
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The categories are
"Fears and Pet Peeves"...
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..."Ancient History"...
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..."Literature"...
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...and "It's all Relative."
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Now...
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...the coin toss,
to see who goes first.
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Okay.
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Somebody call it this time.
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Tails!
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It's heads.
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Gentlemen, pick your category.
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"Fears and Pet Peeves."
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"What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"
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-Animals dressed as humans.
-Correct.
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-Ladies?
-Same category.
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"According to Chandler, what phenomenon
scares the bejesus out of him?"
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Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
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That is correct.
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The lrish jig guy?
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His legs flail about
as if independent from his body!
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Gentlemen, your pick.
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"It's all Relative."
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"Monica and I had
a grandmother who died.
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You both went to her funeral.
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Name that grandmother."
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-Nana?
-She has a real name.
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Althea!
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-What?
-I took a shot!
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With Althea?
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-Althea is correct.
-Nice shooting!
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"Literature."
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"Every week the TV Guide comes
to Chandler and Joey's apartment.
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What name appears
on the address label?"
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Chandler gets it!
It's Chandler Bing!
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I'm afraid the TV Guide
comes to "Chanandler Bong."
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I knew that!
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Rachel, use your head!
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Actually, it's Ms. Chanandler Bong.
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Hello, teeny embryos.
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I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi!
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I'm hoping to be your uterus
for the next nine months.
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We're doing this
for Frank and Alice...
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...who you know.
You've been there.
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They want you so much.
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So when you guys get in there,
really grab on.
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And I promise that I'll keep you
safe and warm...
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...until you're ready
to have them take you home.
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Next time you see me,
if I'm screaming, don't worry.
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That's what's supposed to happen.
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Ready?
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Good luck!
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The score is nine to eight
in favor of the guys.
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Ladies, if you miss this,
the game is theirs. Pick a category.
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"It's all Relative"!
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-You don't have to shout everything.
-I'm sorry!
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"What is the name
of Chandler's father's...
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...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?"
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Viva Las Gaygas!
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Unfortunately, that is correct.
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All right. We have a tie.
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Luckily, I've prepared
for such an event.
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The lightning round!
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Thirty seconds.
All the questions you can answer.
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You guys are dead!
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I am so good at lightning rounds!
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I majored in lightning rounds,
all right?
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We'll destroy you.
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Want to bet?
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I'm so confused as to what
we've been doing so far.
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How about we play for more money?
Say 150?
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One hundred and fifty dollars.
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Say 200?
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Two hundred dollars!
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You're doing it again.
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Excuse me.
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-I don't want to lose $200.
-We won't.
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Three hundred?
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I'm spicing it up!
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So play for some pepper!
Stop spending my money.
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I got it!
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If we win, they have to
get rid of the rooster.
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That's interesting!
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-No way! That rooster's family.
-The duck too!
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The duck doesn't make noise!
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He gets the other one all riled up!
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-We are not
-All right, hold on!
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If you win...
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...we give up the bird.
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But if we win...
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...we get your apartment.
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-Deal!
-What?
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That's crazy. There's no way
we are betting the apartment.
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All right, I'm in. Because either
he goes, or I'm buying a coyote.
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Betting the apartment?
I don't know about this.
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I have not missed one question
the whole game. I own this game!
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-Look at my hand.
-You have the answers written there?
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No. Steady as a rock.
Now, are you with me?
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All right, let's do it!
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All right.
Gentlemen, you're up first.
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You have 30 seconds.
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The lightning round begins
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Stop it!
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"Monica's nickname
when she was a hockey goalie?"
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-Big Fat Goalie.
-Correct!
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"Rachel claims
it's her favorite movie."
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Dangerous Liaisons.
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-"Her actual favorite is...?"
-Weekend at Bernie's.
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"In what part of her body did Monica
get a pencil stuck at age 14?"
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No!
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Her ear!
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"Monica categorizes her towels.
How many categories are there?"
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-Everyday use.
-Fancy.
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-Guest.
-Fancy guest.
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-Two seconds.
-Eleven?
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Unbelievable!
Eleven is correct!
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All right.
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That's four for the guys.
Ladies, you're up!
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Thirty seconds on the clock.
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Five correct questions
wins the game.
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The lightning round begins now.
"Joey's favorite food?"
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-Sandwiches!
-Correct.
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"Chandler was how old when he
first touched a girl's breast?"
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-14?
-No, 19.
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Thanks, man.
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"Joey had an imaginary
childhood friend.
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-His name was...?"
-Maurice!
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-"His profession was...?"
-Space cowboy!
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"What is Chandler Bing's job?"
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It has something to do with numbers!
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-And processing!
-He carries a briefcase.
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Ten seconds.
You need this or you lose.
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Something to do
with transponding.
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He's a transponster!
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That's not even a word!
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I can get this! I can get this!
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-I call Monica's room.
-You can't just call Monica's room.
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Sure I can.
Standard shotgun rules.
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I'm in sight of the room
and I called it.
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Damn!
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I feel like I'm coming down
with something.
255
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,871
Guess the color of my tonsils.
I bet the apartment!
256
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,666
I would never bet this place.
It's too nice.
257
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,438
Are they in there?
258
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,443
Yeah, I'm implanted.
259
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,713
-How do you feel?
-Well, freaked.
260
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,016
It turns out the odds
are really sucky.
261
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,883
And this is
Frank and Alice's only shot.
262
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,628
They are literally putting
all their eggs in my basket.
263
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:13,892
But I bet it works.
264
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,292
Really? How much?
265
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,899
I'm going to take
a pregnancy test now.
266
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,040
Wow! You can tell this soon?
267
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,506
The doctor says it takes a few days.
268
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,838
But my body's always been a little
faster than Western medicine.
269
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:37,086
I can't believe you guys think
you're moving in here.
270
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,482
Well, believe it, baby!
271
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,654
-Well, I'm not moving.
-What?
272
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:48,255
No. It was a stupid bet.
We were just playing a game.
273
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,594
You can't ignore the bet.
It's a bet!
274
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,669
Bet on a bet
and if you lose, you lose the bet.
275
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:55,998
We have to move.
276
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,574
We would have made them
get rid of the birds.
277
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:07,676
I hate this as much as you,
but if it makes you feel better...
278
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,148
...this is all your fault.
279
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,312
What?
280
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:16,257
Chanandler Bong!
We steal that TV Guide every week!
281
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,487
I knew it!
282
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,695
I don't care.
I'm not going anywhere.
283
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,129
Cool! Girl roommate.
284
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:28,795
Well?
285
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,638
Nope, not knocked up yet.
286
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,136
It's only been a couple hours.
287
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,179
Meanwhile, I'll do
whatever I can to help this.
288
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,841
I'm just going to, you know,
lie in your chair, okay?
289
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,820
Good. I'm going
to let gravity do its job.
290
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,758
I won't get in the way.
291
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,161
It'll be just like that time I tried to
count all the bumps on your ceiling.
292
00:18:55,334 --> 00:19:00,499
You know, Pheebs, if you sit there long
enough, you'll be sitting in our apartment.
293
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,162
I can't believe this.
294
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,767
Oh, Rach, FYl: Your new apartment
hasn't had hot water since Christmas.
295
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,076
Can you give me a hand?
296
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,810
Put that box down!
We are not going anywhere!
297
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,821
This is my apartment and I like it!
298
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,187
This is a girl's apartment!
299
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:27,762
That is a boy's apartment!
It's dirty and it smells!
300
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,867
This is pretty!
It's so pretty!
301
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,366
And look, it's purple!
302
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,972
I tell you, you with your
steady hand, I am not moving.
303
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,269
And now I have got the steady hand.
304
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,142
Okay, okay.
305
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,284
-I'll take care of it.
-That's right.
306
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,386
You do what the hand says!
307
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,796
-How'd it go?
-I lost our mattresses.
308
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,938
Are you in there, little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
309
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,011
I will buy you some Adidas
310
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:32,325
We were just at the drugstore
so we got you a little present.
311
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,862
That's where all my blood was.
312
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,960
It's a lollipop
and a home pregnancy test.
313
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,399
Don't mix those up.
You could really ruin that lollipop.
314
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:53,143
You feel like taking a test?
There's only one question.
315
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,421
All right. I will.
316
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,248
Remember that
it's still really early.
317
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:05,394
If it says I'm not pregnant, that
doesn't mean I won't get pregnant.
318
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,395
Just so I don't go completely nuts...
319
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,364
...try not to put
all your hopes on this.
320
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,663
Great.
321
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,016
You are mean boys
who are just being mean!
322
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:32,485
Don't get mad! No one
forced you to raise the stakes.
323
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,182
That is not true!
She forced me!
324
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,952
You got the question wrong.
325
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,460
It was a stupid, unfair question!
326
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,293
Don't blame the questions!
327
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,835
Stop yelling in our apartment!
You are ruining moving day for us.
328
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,734
-Stop calling it your apartment!
-lt is!
329
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:56,143
You're going to have a baby.
They're going to have a baby!
330
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:05,852
My sister's going to have my baby!
331
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,525
Okay, but this can't
be good for the baby.
332
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,473
I can't find garbage bags.
333
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,877
I think I saw some in here.
334
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,282
What is it?
335
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,895
I don't know. But maybe if we keep
that drawer shut, it'll die.
336
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:49,231
I can't believe we're living here!
337
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,100
What is it?
338
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,866
Did you see the size of the closets?
339
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:03,105
I can't believe we live here!
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