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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:03,922 ♪ On the day I was born 2 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:09,928 ♪ Said me father said he 3 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,800 ♪ I've an elegant legacy 4 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:18,070 ♪ Waiting for ye 5 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:22,307 ♪ 'Tis a rhyme for your lip 6 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,244 ♪ And a song for your heart 7 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:28,180 ♪ To sing it whenever 8 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:31,950 ♪ The world falls apart 9 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:41,126 ♪ Look look 10 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:44,062 ♪ Look to the rainbow 11 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,532 ♪ Follow it over 12 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:50,035 ♪ The hill and stream 13 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,704 ♪ Look look 14 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,807 ♪ Look to the rainbow 15 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,577 ♪ Follow the fellow 16 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:02,181 ♪ Who follows a dream 17 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,322 ♪ 'Twas a sumptuous gift 18 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,025 ♪ To bequeath to a child 19 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,527 ♪ For the lure of that song 20 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,597 ♪ Keeps me head running wild 21 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:21,333 ♪ 'Tis a rhyme for me lip 22 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,969 ♪ And a song for me heart 23 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,838 ♪ And I sing it whenever 24 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:30,642 ♪ The world falls apart 25 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,847 ♪ Look look 26 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,617 ♪ Look to the rainbow 27 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,852 ♪ Follow it over 28 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,056 ♪ The hill and stream 29 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,425 ♪ Look look 30 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,827 ♪ Look to the rainbow 31 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,530 ♪ Follow the fellow 32 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:58,503 ♪ Who follows a dream 33 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,702 ♪ So I bundled me heart 34 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,638 ♪ And I roamed the world free 35 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,974 ♪ To the east with the light 36 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,777 ♪ To the west with the sea 37 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,579 ♪ And I searched all the earth 38 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,516 ♪ And I scanned all the skies 39 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,851 ♪ But I found it at last 40 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:24,723 ♪ In my own true love's eyes 41 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,592 ♪ Look look 42 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,462 ♪ Look to the rainbow 43 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,332 ♪ Follow it over 44 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,268 ♪ The hill and stream 45 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,670 ♪ Look look 46 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,773 ♪ Look to the rainbow 47 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,643 ♪ Follow the fellow 48 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:49,448 ♪ Who follows a dream 49 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:52,651 ♪ Follow the fellow 50 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,788 ♪ Follow the fellow 51 00:05:56,824 --> 00:06:00,692 ♪ Follow the fellow 52 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:07,833 ♪ Who follows a dream ♪ 53 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,950 Eureka! 54 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,885 Sharon, come quickly. 55 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,855 - So what is it now, father? - We-we're here. 56 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,324 It's journey's end. Our destination at last. 57 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,404 Thank merciful heaven. Now I can sit me down. 58 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,560 No, you can't sit you down. 59 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,130 It's the hill beyond yon hill. 60 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,866 I've been hearing about the hill beyond yon hill 61 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,434 ever since we left Ireland. 62 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,681 Keep your distance. 63 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,084 Don't crowd around. Clear the way. 64 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,354 - Step aside. - What's going on here? 65 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,571 They're gonna have some kind of an auction. 66 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,928 A what? 67 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,164 They're gonna have it today. 68 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,369 Sheriff, if you gonna get this auction started now, ain't ya? 69 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:20,672 Hear ye! Hear ye! 70 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:23,675 Now, wait a minute! 71 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,445 You-you can't have an auction without first 72 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,013 talking to Susan Mahoney. 73 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:31,349 - Why not? - Henry, go get Susan. 74 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:34,186 Because her brother owns this property, that's why not. 75 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,887 I-I beg your pardon. 76 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,290 The law states this property belongs to anybody 77 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:41,426 'who's got the money to pay the back taxes, and that's me.' 78 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,473 You mean, Senator Rawkins has it. 79 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,896 You're just his stooge. 80 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,932 And Woody don't like stooges. 81 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,767 - Who's Woody? - He's Susan's brother. 82 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,136 'He's nothing but a trouble-making con man.' 83 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,539 'He is not! Woody's president and general sales manager' 84 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:57,876 'of the Rainbow Valley Tobacco Cooperative.' 85 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,878 'Incorporated.' 86 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,880 - 'What's that?' - Us! 87 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,493 - 'They're sharecroppers.' - 'Sure are.' 88 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,951 That's how come we're all gonna get rich together. 89 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,753 Woody promised me personally. 90 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,259 Susan's trying to tell you something. 91 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,572 Well, I'm listening. 92 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,895 What she say, Henry? 93 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,363 She says Woody's coming. 94 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,165 - Woody. - Woody? 95 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,600 I didn't hear her say anything. 96 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,668 Naturally, she was born silent. 97 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,437 One of the few women ever was. 98 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,906 Sure, mister. She don't do "Talk" talk. 99 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,741 She does foot talk. 100 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,911 Foot talk? That's ridiculous. 101 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,713 What's she saying now? 102 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,593 She says you gotta wait for Woody. 103 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,782 He's bringing the money. 104 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,152 Quiet! 105 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,455 Tax sale gonna start now. 106 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,290 It's alright. It's alright. Woody's coming. 107 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,860 Woody's coming. 108 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,029 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 109 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,198 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 110 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,467 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 111 00:08:55,502 --> 00:09:00,138 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 112 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,307 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 113 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,643 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 114 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,845 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 115 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,380 Woody's coming. Woody's coming. 116 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,917 It's my duty to protect the people of Rainbow Valley. 117 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,385 Who from? 118 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,064 From the people of Rainbow Valley. 119 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,089 Hear ye, hear ye. 120 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,169 We can't be bothered with the mortgage man.. 121 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,893 ♪ This time of the year 122 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,262 You'll be sorry interfering with the law. 123 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,698 ♪ For spring don't care about the mortgage man ♪ 124 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,433 ♪ This time of the year 125 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,570 I'm giving you your last chance to get back your land. 126 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,005 ♪ The dandelions in the dusky dell ♪ 127 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,007 ♪ Don't give a hoot in hell 128 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,443 ♪ They're gonna smell without collateral ♪ 129 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:41,146 ♪ This time of the year ♪ This time 130 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,981 ♪ This time of the year 131 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,317 ♪ Sweet merry buds and elderberry buds ♪ 132 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,519 ♪ Don't give a good ding-ding-dang ♪ 133 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,955 ♪ Corn's shooting up fruit trees a-fruiting up ♪ 134 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,891 ♪ Go tell Rawkins to go hang-hang ♪ 135 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,570 ♪ Don't mess around here 136 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,141 ♪ This time of the year 137 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,646 ♪ You'll get it in the rear 138 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,150 ♪ This time of the year 139 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,319 ♪ Magnolias are sentimental 140 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,221 ♪ Persimmons are queer 141 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,724 Keep your distance, now. 142 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,292 Give way, there. 143 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,595 You hear me? I said, keep your distance. 144 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,931 ♪ Don't easily skeer 145 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,966 ♪ They sprout without real estaters ♪ 146 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,636 ♪ This time of the year 147 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:41,573 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ 148 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:45,877 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ 149 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,313 ♪ That choo-choo's coming and it's mighty clear ♪ 150 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,515 ♪ Woo Woo Woody's here 151 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,917 ♪ He's up there riding with the engineer ♪ 152 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,153 ♪ Yes Woody's here 153 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,455 ♪ Just look at that choo-choo puffing ♪ 154 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,524 ♪ Let's give it a mighty cheer 155 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,726 ♪ Just look at that engine huffing ♪ 156 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,162 ♪ Dang blast it all Woody's here ♪ 157 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,364 ♪ Woody's here 158 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,933 ♪ Get a load of that whistle blowing ♪ 159 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,735 ♪ That whistle is good to hear 160 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,171 ♪ It's wanting you to be knowing ♪ 161 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,707 ♪ Dang blast it all Woody's here ♪ 162 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,776 ♪ Woody's here 163 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:22,847 ♪ Woody's here ♪ 164 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,165 And to think I let you whisk me out of Ireland 165 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,567 across an ocean and down a continent 166 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,737 in the sweet, green month of April. 167 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,105 And for what? 168 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,507 For a beautiful new life in a beautiful new land. 169 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,421 I thought we came here to cure your arthritis. 170 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,489 - You remember that? - Aye, that too, that too. 171 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:57,115 Well, it's just me that's cured of your arthritis. 172 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,718 It's all mythical. And so is that cure place 173 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,219 for it called Rainbow Valley. 174 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,788 Now you've gone just a bit too far. 175 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,256 Here I have it on me map 176 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,759 witnessed and endorsed by Rand and McNally. 177 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,005 Well, I don't know who Rand is 178 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,506 but I could never trust a McNally. 179 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,098 Ah, but you can always trust a McLonergan. 180 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,567 Aha. Ha ha ha ha. 181 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:19,337 Behold, that mythical land called Rainbow Valley. 182 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,141 Yoo-hoo! 183 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,877 Sharon, shake hands with a millionaire. 184 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,146 - A millionaire? - A multimillionaire. 185 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,592 Now what's happened to your arthritis? 186 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,516 Arthritis? Well, that's for the poor. 187 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,696 Finian McLonergan, I might've known you were up to something. 188 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,887 Now, will you stand still and listen to me? 189 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,589 Oh, I-I can't. I can't. Oh, no. 190 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,102 Ooh, ever since I was two years high 191 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,359 you've been seeing leprechauns in the cabbage patch 192 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,428 and rainbows over your whiskey jug. 193 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,807 Now, what pixified fancy of yours 194 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:48,633 has really brought us to America, huh? 195 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,034 You'll love it here. 196 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,837 You'll have everything you left behind in Glocca Morra. 197 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:58,409 You hear that? What did I tell you? 198 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,879 The same skylark music we have back in Ireland. 199 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,950 - Aye, a Glocca Morra skylark. - Aye. 200 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,388 ♪ I hear a bird 201 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,225 ♪ A Glocca Morra bird 202 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:18,096 ♪ It well may be he's bringing me ♪ 203 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,966 ♪ A cheering word 204 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:25,403 ♪ I hear a breeze 205 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,307 ♪ A River Shannon breeze 206 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,242 ♪ It well may be 207 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:37,115 ♪ It's followed me across the seas ♪ 208 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,084 ♪ Then tell me 209 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,455 ♪ Please 210 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:50,728 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 211 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:55,934 ♪ Is that little brook still leaping there? ♪ 212 00:13:55,969 --> 00:14:00,238 ♪ Does it still run down to Donny Cove ♪ 213 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,974 ♪ Through Killybegs 214 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,878 ♪ Kilkerry and Kildare? 215 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:12,650 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 216 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:17,856 ♪ Is that willow tree still weeping there? ♪ 217 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,626 ♪ Does that laddie with the twinkling eye ♪ 218 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,562 ♪ Come whistling by 219 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,098 ♪ And does he walk away 220 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,401 ♪ Sad and dreamy there 221 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:35,807 ♪ Not to see me there? 222 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:40,778 ♪ So I ask each weeping willow 223 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:45,617 ♪ And each brook along the way 224 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:51,356 ♪ And each lad that comes a-whistling ♪ 225 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:56,127 ♪ Too-ra-lay 226 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,197 ♪ How are things 227 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:05,670 ♪ In Glocca Morra 228 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,372 ♪ This 229 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,074 ♪ Fine 230 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,211 ♪ Day? ♪ 231 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,083 Oh, now, father. 232 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,352 Why are you crying? 233 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,748 Ah, it's that cheap Irish music. 234 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,298 Where is everybody? 235 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,200 Hello? 236 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,756 - Hello! - Shh. 237 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,960 Where are all the children? 238 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,120 What the devil.. 239 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,588 ♪ Yes Woody's here 240 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,124 ♪ He's up there riding with the engineer ♪ 241 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,093 ♪ Yes Woody's here 242 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,029 Someone's coming. 243 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,964 You better get up in that tree and take a look. 244 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,806 ♪ Don't easily scare 245 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,275 ♪ They'll sprout without real estaters ♪ 246 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,444 ♪ This time of the year 247 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,681 It's only the folk who live here, father. 248 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,950 America's full of gangsters, you know? 249 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,197 'I thought you said it was full of millionaires.' 250 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,553 Don't argue. 251 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,589 ♪ Can't be bothered with the mortgage man ♪ 252 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,091 ♪ This time of the year 253 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,459 Here, take this. 254 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,894 Oh! 255 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,497 ♪ The spring don't care about the mortgage man ♪ 256 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,399 ♪ This time of the year 257 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,969 But it's.. It's gold. 258 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,106 Aye, it's a pot of gold. 259 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,474 And you stole it? 260 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,588 I never stole it. I borrowed it. 261 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,879 What.. Whom did you borrow it from? 262 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,959 - Why do you want to know? - So we can lend it back to him. 263 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,916 - That's why! - Well, it's impossible. 264 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:32,951 Why not? 265 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,520 Well, uh, because he's not mortal. 266 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,488 - You killed him? - Of course not. 267 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,004 He never was mortal. He's a leprechaun. 268 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,161 - A leprechaun? - Aye. 269 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,631 Who else would have gold in Ireland? 270 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,633 ♪ They'll sprout without real estaters ♪ 271 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,701 ♪ This time of the year 272 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,970 ♪ Now that Woody's here 273 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,440 ♪ Now that Woody's here 274 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,042 ♪ Now that Woody's here ♪ 275 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,624 Now, don't think 276 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,915 that this is gonna stop the auction. 277 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,450 You gonna pay him off, Woody? 278 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,662 Hey, Howard, buddy, you just watch me. 279 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,921 Hear ye! Hear ye! 280 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,934 Ain't gonna have you making a burlesque of the law. 281 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,992 Why not? That's where the law spends most of its time. 282 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,895 Seen him in the front row last Monday night, Woody. 283 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,331 - Ha ha. Yes, you did! - It ain't true! 284 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,966 Ain't true! 285 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,401 Be quiet! 286 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,136 This is an unlawful assembly. 287 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,916 Well, then, this unlawful assembly 288 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,918 is gonna have to come to order. 289 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,222 Alright. 290 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,344 Read it. 291 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,613 Read it. 292 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,351 "Rainbow Valley parcel lot number seven 293 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,586 "is hereby up for auction 294 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,721 "by reason of default of back taxes 295 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,924 'in the amount of $777.'" 296 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,559 - $777 going once. - Yes. 297 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,161 - $777 going twice. - Yes. 298 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,430 - $777 going three times. - Yes! 299 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,865 Sold to the Rainbow Valley. 300 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,300 Tobacco Cooperative Incorporated. 301 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,804 Yeah! That's ol' Woody. 302 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,108 This covers it, except.. 303 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,155 The service charges, notary services 304 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,846 penalty points, penal points convertible debentures 305 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,883 miscellaneous and sundry add-on interest. 306 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,820 Another $77. 307 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,269 'No, it never said nothing about this' 308 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,693 in that bill you sent to my sister Susan. 309 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,164 Well, that's how it is with interest. 310 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,232 It don't make a sound. 311 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,867 It just keeps compounding. 312 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,802 Ain't you got the balance of the money? 313 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,216 I figure I'm good for it. 314 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,540 Ha! Cash! 315 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,775 Alright, come on, sheriff. 316 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,914 Wait a minute, give me a chance 317 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,783 to get my money back on this guitar. 318 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,085 It's too late for that. 319 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,254 Money don't grow on trees, you know. 320 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,126 It does for Woody. 321 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,185 Hey, Buzz, say hello to Rawkins. 322 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,724 If Rawkins hears about this 323 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,393 we'll both be looking for new jobs. 324 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,128 Come on, sheriff! 325 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,672 Well, now. 326 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,041 What do we have here? It's an angel. 327 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,444 Shame on the frivolous likes of you, young man. 328 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,945 It's an Irish angel. 329 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,959 Your kith and kin here pinning their hopes on you 330 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,550 and you go squandering your money on a... on a music box. 331 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,685 - 'Nuh-uh.' - Ooh! 332 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,554 I did it for them. 333 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,024 It's a community guitar. 334 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,960 Aye, and I'm sure that's how you'll be using it, on.. 335 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,206 On every girl in the community. 336 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,364 Daughter, that's no way to be talking 337 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,500 to me future business partner. 338 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,601 "Partner?" 339 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,847 Well, now, you accepted me money 340 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,504 for back taxes, didn't you? 341 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,950 I intend to pay you back, pop. 342 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,474 Well, I don't want you to pay me back. 343 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,777 I just want me property rights. 344 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,757 How much land you figure you're entitled to? 345 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,114 Oh, an acre or so. 346 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,950 All I need is a parcel of land as big as me bag.. 347 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,952 On the closest point to Fort Knox. 348 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,855 We are in the vicinity of Fort Knox, are we not? 349 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,356 About two miles. 350 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,403 In fact, on a warm night you can smell the gold. 351 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,031 Have we a deal? 352 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,700 - Yeah. - Yeah! 353 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,179 - Yeah. - Yeah. 354 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,670 It's a deal. 355 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,738 Then give me your hand, son. 356 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,544 - Welcome to Rainbow Valley. - Ha! 357 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,823 Home of what is about to be 358 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:55,813 the most prosperous tobacco 359 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,126 company in this whole state. 360 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,750 'And I'll wager that.' 361 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,921 What's your name? 362 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,725 Sharon McLonergan. 363 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,959 Mine's Woody Mahoney. 364 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,829 Mahoney. It's fate. 365 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,304 How'd you get so pretty? 366 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,701 And so rich? 367 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,280 Well, you see, back in Glocca Morra 368 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:21,272 where we come from, there's an old legend. 369 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,551 And it says.. 370 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,242 "You'll never grow old and you'll never grow poor 371 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:29,013 if you look to the rainbow beyond the next moor." 372 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,949 - That's a lovely legend. - Aye. 373 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,684 Wonder who thought it up. 374 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,354 Me father. Finian McLonergan. 375 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,590 ♪ On the day she was born 376 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,959 ♪ Said her father said he 377 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:46,931 ♪ I've an elegant legacy waiting for ye ♪ 378 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,000 ♪ 'Tis a rhyme for your lip 379 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,404 ♪ And a song for your heart 380 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,773 ♪ To sing it whenever 381 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:59,410 ♪ The world falls apart 382 00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:02,079 ♪ Look look 383 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,982 ♪ Look to the rainbow 384 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,551 ♪ Follow it over 385 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,921 ♪ The hill and stream 386 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:13,624 ♪ Look look 387 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:16,560 ♪ Look to the rainbow 388 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:19,196 ♪ Follow the fellow 389 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:22,299 ♪ Who follows a dream 390 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,969 ♪ So I bundled me heart 391 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,838 ♪ And I roamed the world free 392 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:30,074 ♪ To the east with the lark 393 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,910 ♪ To the west with the sea 394 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:35,713 ♪ And I searched all the earth 395 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,616 ♪ And I scanned all the skies 396 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,185 ♪ But I found it at last 397 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:45,456 ♪ In my own true love's eyes 398 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:48,225 ♪ Look look 399 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,995 ♪ Look to the rainbow 400 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,497 ♪ Follow it over 401 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,767 ♪ The hill and stream 402 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,470 ♪ Look look 403 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,139 ♪ Look to the rainbow 404 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:04,675 ♪ Follow the fellow 405 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:07,945 ♪ Who follows a dream 406 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,114 Follow the fellow. 407 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,985 ♪ Follow the fellow 408 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:18,556 ♪ Follow the fellow 409 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:22,026 ♪ Who follows a dream ♪ 410 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,273 'Hee-yah!' 411 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:10,875 'Hee-yah!' 412 00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:14,418 'Yee-hee-hee-hoo!' 413 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:18,949 'Yee-hah!' 414 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:22,987 'Yipee!' 415 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,198 'Yee-hah!' 416 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,462 Bye. 417 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,480 Father. 418 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,126 Young lady, now, what would you be doing up 419 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,194 at this hour of the night? 420 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,451 I'm taking care of you. 421 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,719 Any time the moon is full 422 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,088 you can be sure McLonergan will be, too. 423 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,323 You go back to bed. 424 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:51,595 Where are you going with that bag and shovel? 425 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:54,064 Now, will you leave me be if I tell you? 426 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,620 'Aye.' 427 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:58,769 Then let me ask you this. 428 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,842 What do you think makes America different from Ireland? 429 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,276 It has more Irishmen. 430 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:09,713 It has more money. 431 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,685 Everyone in America is rich. 432 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,421 But, father, are there no poor in America? 433 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,868 No ill-housed and no ill-clad? 434 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:20,991 Of course. 435 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,426 But they're the best ill-housed 436 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,927 and the best ill-clad 437 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,596 in all the world. 438 00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,498 Why? "Why?" I ask. 439 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:30,601 And there's no man with wit enough to tell me. 440 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,069 So I'll tell you. 441 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,871 Quote me-self. Quote. 442 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,073 Didn't the Americans rush to dig gold from the ground 443 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,242 in California in 1849? 444 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,676 Well, so I've heard. 445 00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:41,112 And didn't they plant it in the soil 446 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,046 at Fort Knox a hundred years later? 447 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,449 - Granted. - Well, that's it. 448 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:48,218 You see, there's something about the soil 449 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,720 in and around Fort Knox 450 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,222 that gives a magical quality to gold. 451 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:53,268 Well, no, father... 452 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,558 It causes the gold to radiate 453 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,860 a powerful influence throughout America. 454 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,363 It activates the assembly lines in Detroit. 455 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,165 It.. It makes skyscrapers sprout up 456 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,633 from the gutters of New York City. 457 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,335 And it produces a bumper crop of millionaires. 458 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:06,904 And that.. 459 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:12,242 Is the McLonergan theory of economics. 460 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,322 And that's why we came to America? 461 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,880 Aye. To bury me pot of gold. 462 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,383 Now, you go back to bed. 463 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,751 It's a witching night. 464 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,305 Mm. Aye. Mm-hmm. 465 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,740 Where's a good place? 466 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:23,308 I.. 467 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,009 I'll, I'll, I'll.. 468 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:28,445 Come on! I ought.. 469 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:55,539 One, two, four, five 470 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,808 six, seven, eight.. 471 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,889 ♪ Green is the color of the shamrock ♪ 472 00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:15,926 ♪ And the grass on Blarney Hill ♪ 473 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:19,529 ♪ Oh the darling green of Ireland ♪ 474 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:23,033 ♪ And the good old dollar bill ♪♪ 475 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,068 Hm. 476 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,584 Ohh. 477 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:45,055 Ohh. 478 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,049 Ahh. 479 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,264 God be with ya. 480 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:02,532 Oh. 481 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,635 God and Mary be with ye. 482 00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:10,107 God and Mary and St. Patrick be with ye. 483 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:13,610 God, Mary, St. Patrick and St. Ozymandias be with ye. 484 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,645 Ozymandias? I never heard of him. 485 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,047 Oh, he's a special saint. 486 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:18,693 He's the patron saint of all the leprechauns 487 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:19,916 of Glocca Morra. 488 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,697 My name is Og. 489 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,065 - Og from Glocca Morra? - Right. 490 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:26,389 - Me native heath. - Right! 491 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:27,524 You're an imposter. 492 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,703 You can't be a leprechaun. 493 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:29,871 - You're too tall. - I know! 494 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:32,596 And I'm getting taller! 495 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,565 Oh, I need your help, Mr. McLonergan. 496 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,045 - Me help? - Aye. 497 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:39,769 Well, yeah, that calls for a toast. 498 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,740 I rise to welcome you to America. 499 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,510 How are things in Glocca Morra? 500 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,623 Oh, alas, alack and willy-wally. 501 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,981 I weep for Glocca Morra and all Ireland. 502 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:53,550 You weep? Why? What's happened? 503 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:56,119 A blight has fallen over Ireland. 504 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:56,953 The British are back. 505 00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,321 Never have I seen such a curse 506 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:02,292 befall a folk in all me four hundred and fifty.. 507 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,528 Nine years. 508 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,129 Oh. 509 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,697 Alas, poor Ireland. 510 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,666 Oh, poor Ireland. 511 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,446 - Poor Ireland! - Me suffering Ireland. 512 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,537 Suffering Ireland! 513 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:15,172 Me bleeding Ireland. 514 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:20,310 - Oh, the native land! - Oh, me native land. 515 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,317 A fine lot of fairy folk you are 516 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,486 you and your associates letting all this happen. 517 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,489 Why don't you wish it away? 518 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,257 We lost the power. 519 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:38,028 You mean you've gone and lost the power to make wishes? 520 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:38,995 Aye. 521 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,275 What has Ireland to live for now? 522 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,266 - Answer me that. - Doom and gloom! 523 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,546 Doom.. 524 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,470 And gloom! 525 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,172 Who's the author of this foul outrage? 526 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,318 A monster. 527 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,942 - A monster, eh? - Aye. 528 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,910 You mean the old flame-breathing type? 529 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:55,445 The kind with a head of a dragon? 530 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,792 No, no. This is a tiny, wee monster. 531 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,983 He's about, um.. 532 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:00,951 Your size. 533 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,153 Who is he? Who is this monster? 534 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:05,422 You'll excuse me for pointing, Mr. McLonergan 535 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,390 but it's you. 536 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,503 - Me? - Aye. 537 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,859 You brought the blight on yourself 538 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:12,796 when you stole our crock of gold! 539 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,298 The little crock that gives us all the power to wish. 540 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:17,734 No, don't be superstitious, man. It's bad luck. 541 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,636 Oh, give it back, Mr. McLonergan. 542 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,115 How do you know I've got it? 543 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:22,906 Me magnetic feathers pointed you out 544 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:23,941 all the way from Ireland. 545 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:25,742 - Argh! - Feathers! 546 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,078 Who's the culprit? 547 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:30,814 Ooh, me arthritis! Oh-ho-ho, w-what? 548 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,749 Oh, give it back, Mr. McLonergan 549 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,718 before a great evil befalls you. 550 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,786 Can't you postpone your wishing a couple of months? 551 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:41,224 Gold was never meant for mankind. 552 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:46,263 It's a fairyland metal that only fairy folk can use. 553 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:48,331 In the hands of a mortal 554 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:51,434 it can only bring.. 555 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,637 Doom and gloom. 556 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,872 Doom and gloom! 557 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,842 Doom and gloom! Stop your whining, leprechaun! 558 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,211 I've come to a decision. I deny your existence. 559 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:03,124 You're only a figment of me imagination. 560 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,292 - I am? - And to prove it.. 561 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:06,349 I'm going to walk right through you. 562 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:08,952 Step aside! 563 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,331 There. What did I tell you. 564 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,756 Ohh, this is dreadful. 565 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,336 - I don't exist. - Of course not. 566 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,371 I'm always seeing things. 567 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,728 Ask me daughter. 568 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:22,766 But if I don't exist, how is it I-I'm gradually becoming mortal? 569 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,112 Oh, the saints preserve us. You are? 570 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:27,003 Aye, and so are all the other little leprechauns 571 00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:29,572 ever since you stole our crock of gold. 572 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,041 Look at me! Look! 573 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,977 It's crept past me ankles already. 574 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,857 Can't you hold out until the winter? 575 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,782 Oh, I don't know, I-I got a peculiar human feeling 576 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:39,827 in my thighs lately. 577 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,084 Your thighs? 578 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,653 Do-don't let it go any higher, man. 579 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:44,921 Ohh! 580 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,701 Mary and Joseph, Ireland's ruined. 581 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:47,969 'Father!' 582 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,160 - Someone's coming. - Me daughter. 583 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,939 Now that you're half-mortal, you're indecent. 584 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,563 - Ooh! - Here, here. 585 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:55,699 You'd better take these. Take these. 586 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,734 Take these Now, you heard me, now. 587 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:01,137 Now, here, you take those, thos.. 588 00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:05,375 'Father!' 589 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,243 'Father!' 590 00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:12,349 Sharon! 591 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:15,218 Mr. Mc... Lonergan. 592 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:17,087 Father! 593 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:18,321 Sharon! 594 00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:19,357 Mister, mister.. 595 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:24,694 - Father! - Sharon! 596 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:28,665 Mr. McLonergan! 597 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,899 Father! 598 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,001 What fools these mortals be. 599 00:39:33,305 --> 00:39:35,405 - Mis.. Aah! - Fath.. Oh! 600 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,042 Father! 601 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,547 Oh. 602 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:47,851 Now, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? 603 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,131 Oh, it's you, Mr. Mahoney. 604 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,675 I was looking for me father. 605 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:58,061 Not too long ago, they find a young girl in the forest 606 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,229 in the middle of the night 607 00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:02,232 why, they'd think that she was.. 608 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,500 A witch. 609 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:06,770 Well, is that so? Well, if you'll excuse me. 610 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:09,439 I-I'll be saying good evening to you. 611 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:11,434 You're not afraid of the werewolves? 612 00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:15,378 Werewolves? 613 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:18,148 Our valley has its legends too, you know. 614 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:23,853 Haven't you noticed how strange the sky looks? 615 00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:27,023 'Tis a trifle strange. 616 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,226 And look at the moon. 617 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:34,798 Oh, 'tis a cold, full moon. 618 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,434 The legend of the valley. 619 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:39,969 When the sky is strange 620 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,772 and the moon is full 621 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,742 the werewolves prowl. 622 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,745 - Unless.. - Unless? 623 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,124 Now, that's a very complicated part 624 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,592 of the legend, and I know you're in a hurry... 625 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,550 Oh, no, Mr. Mahoney, you see, I think I'd rather 626 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:55,852 like to know the more complicated part of the legend. 627 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,721 It's only how to make yourself immune from the werewolves. 628 00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,957 Well, how would I be doing that? 629 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:07,030 Well... you have to stand very, very close 630 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:10,467 to the nicest, handsomest feller around. 631 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,542 That must be you. 632 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,246 Must be. 633 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,752 Then you make yourself comfortable on the grass. 634 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:38,895 Now you blink your eyes... twice. 635 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,430 And keep them closed. 636 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:45,802 Now you say.. 637 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,470 "Petrified parsley." 638 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:50,240 Over and over, real fast. 639 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:53,142 Petrified parsley, petrified parsley. 640 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,323 Petrified parsley, petrified parsley, petrified parsley.. 641 00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:56,813 - Do you feel immune yet? - No. 642 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,160 Petrified parsley, petrified parsley, petrified parsley, 643 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,950 Petrified parsley, pe.. 644 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:19,168 Oh.. 645 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:23,873 - That's a lovely legend. - Hmm. 646 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:26,743 Who made it up? 647 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,478 I did. 648 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:37,820 ♪ I look at you 649 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:40,390 ♪ And suddenly 650 00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:44,761 ♪ Something in your eyes I see 651 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:51,000 ♪ Soon begins bewitching me 652 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:56,272 ♪ It's that old devil moon 653 00:42:56,308 --> 00:43:01,244 ♪ That you stole from the skies ♪ 654 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:06,616 ♪ It's that old devil moon 655 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:11,187 ♪ In your eyes 656 00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:13,923 ♪ You and your glance 657 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:17,694 ♪ Make this romance 658 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:21,230 ♪ Too hot to handle 659 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,833 ♪ The stars in the night 660 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:26,202 ♪ Blazing their light 661 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:30,006 ♪ Can't hold a candle 662 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,742 ♪ To your razzle dazzle 663 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,144 ♪ You 664 00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:40,350 ♪ Got me flying high and wide ♪ 665 00:43:40,385 --> 00:43:45,555 ♪ On a magic carpet ride 666 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:50,627 ♪ Full of butterflies inside 667 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:53,963 ♪ I wanna cry 668 00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:56,466 ♪ Wanna croon 669 00:43:56,501 --> 00:44:01,137 ♪ Wanna laugh just like a loon 670 00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:06,676 ♪ It's that old devil moon 671 00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:07,844 ♪ In your eyes 672 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:10,780 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh 673 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,516 ♪ Mm mm hm 674 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,785 ♪ Yeah 675 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:19,856 ♪ I 676 00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:21,958 ♪ Look at you 677 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,527 ♪ And glory be 678 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:27,163 ♪ Something in your eyes 679 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:29,532 ♪ I see 680 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:36,039 ♪ Soon begins bewitching me 681 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:41,577 ♪ It's that old devil moon 682 00:44:41,613 --> 00:44:46,883 ♪ That you stole from the skies ♪ 683 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:51,087 ♪ It's that old devil moon 684 00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:56,092 ♪ In your eyes 685 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,127 ♪ You and your glance 686 00:44:58,163 --> 00:44:59,796 ♪ Make this romance 687 00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:02,632 ♪ Too hot to handle 688 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:06,102 ♪ Stars in the night blazing their light ♪ 689 00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:09,472 ♪ Can't hold a candle 690 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:13,342 ♪ To your razzle-dazzle 691 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:17,647 ♪ You've got me flying high and wide ♪ 692 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:24,120 ♪ On a magic carpet ride 693 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:29,892 ♪ Full of butterflies inside 694 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:33,296 ♪ I wanna cry 695 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:36,199 ♪ I wanna croon 696 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:40,937 ♪ I want to laugh like a loon 697 00:45:40,972 --> 00:45:46,042 ♪ It's that old devil moon 698 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:49,645 ♪ In your eyes 699 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:55,518 ♪ Just when I think I'm 700 00:45:55,553 --> 00:46:00,790 ♪ Free as a dove 701 00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:03,326 ♪ Old devil moon 702 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,062 ♪ Deep in your eyes 703 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:11,267 ♪ Blinds me with love 704 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,035 ♪ Yeah 705 00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:14,036 ♪ Yeah ♪ 706 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,803 Howard, old buddy! 707 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:48,571 Hey, Woody! 708 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,676 Ooh! 709 00:46:59,684 --> 00:47:01,162 How's the Luther Burbank of the back swamp? 710 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,330 - Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Moneybags. - How you doing, brother? 711 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,755 Oh, I've been waiting for you. Where've you been? 712 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,725 Uh.. Sharon, I want you meet Howard. 713 00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:11,338 - Howard, this is Sharon. - How do you do? 714 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,229 - Hello. - Nice to meet you. 715 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:15,242 Hey, Woody, I'm glad you're here. 716 00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:16,599 I got the list all made out. 717 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:18,935 "Fifty feet of styrene tubing, quarter inch 718 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:22,605 two hundred fifty pounds of nitrogen tripalminate..." 719 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,951 The voice that you hear is the voice 720 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:25,219 of the greatest research botanist 721 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:26,609 we have in this country today. 722 00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:27,988 He's gonna change our whole way of life. 723 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,523 He's a pride and joy of our little values. 724 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:31,125 And he's gonna do it with... these 725 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:32,415 little flowers right here. 726 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:33,794 - These are all his babies. - Oh, no. 727 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,618 - We-we're doing it together. - Huh? 728 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:38,254 I mean, Woody thought it up, and I'm growing 'em up. 729 00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:40,734 You know, I ain't nothing but a suede-shoe boy peddling tobacco. 730 00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:43,626 Now, but Howard here, Howard is the first man in history 731 00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,940 to mate the mint plant with the tobacco plant. 732 00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:48,130 - Oh. - You realize what that means. 733 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,032 No. 734 00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:53,502 You are looking at the mentholated tobacco plant. 735 00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:57,373 Here... smell. 736 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,909 Smell, uh, the mint-julep nicotine. 737 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,579 - Mm. - Oh. 738 00:48:03,615 --> 00:48:06,515 That's nice. It really smells lovely. 739 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:09,819 It's-it's a whole new form of tobacco life. 740 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:13,055 It only has one drawback. 741 00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:14,523 What's that? 742 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:16,959 Well, it doesn't burn. 743 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,662 It doesn't burn? 744 00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:21,664 It's worse than asbestos. 745 00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:24,200 It actually puts fires out. But we're working on it. 746 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,579 - Yeah. - Yeah. 747 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:26,969 Now that you're all 748 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:31,040 back, fat with... cash 749 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,341 gotta get to work at it again. 750 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,677 Now, once I rig that styrene tubing, I'll take 751 00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,346 the, uh, nitrogen tripalminate in powdered form... 752 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:38,926 That's what I've been meaning to talk with you about 753 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:39,749 Howard old buddy. 754 00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:41,117 What's that, the styrene tubing 755 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:44,820 or the nitrogen tripalminate in powdered form? 756 00:48:44,856 --> 00:48:48,524 - 'The cash.' - Yeah, w-what about the cash? 757 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,771 Oh, I, uh, got some great things going. 758 00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:52,606 I made some contacts you wouldn't believe... 759 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:55,064 Wait, wait. Contacts? No cash? 760 00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,535 Not a dime. 761 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:14,283 Well, you didn't bring back any cash 762 00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:16,185 I'll go out and get some. 763 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,386 How? 764 00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:21,390 W.. I'll get a job. Yeah. 765 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,959 But you've got a job, Howard. 766 00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:26,829 And that's to make it burn. Make it burn! 767 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:27,964 Ehh! 768 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:36,605 Is that dedication? 769 00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:39,675 Mr. Mahoney? 770 00:49:39,711 --> 00:49:41,043 Hmm? 771 00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:44,180 You're going to make plenty of money for everyone? 772 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:45,614 You bet. 773 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,751 Without doing a stitch of work for it? 774 00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:50,152 Why not? 775 00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:51,520 And is that what you call the. 776 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:54,390 "Mahoney theory of economics?" 777 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,625 No, but that's a pretty good name for it. 778 00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:02,131 Why don't you grow ordinary tobacco that does burn? 779 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,432 Never get rich that way. 780 00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:05,668 Oh. See you soon, Sharon. 781 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,470 - Hey, Howard, buddy! - Oh, you.. 782 00:51:02,994 --> 00:51:04,160 Oh! 783 00:51:04,195 --> 00:51:05,494 Don't take that personal. 784 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:06,707 He's trained to do that to anyone 785 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,997 what ain't white. 786 00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:09,765 Yeah. 787 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:18,207 Oh. You're the new boy from the agency. 788 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,553 'Yeah.' 789 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:22,278 Okay, Stonewall. 790 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,181 Hey. Ain't I seen you somewhere? 791 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,417 Uh.. 792 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,531 You worked here as a butler before, didn't you? 793 00:51:30,555 --> 00:51:32,121 Oh, n-no, no. 794 00:51:32,156 --> 00:51:35,491 No, uh, sir. 795 00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:38,661 Well, you'll like working here, boy. 796 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:40,607 I've hired all of the senator's butlers 797 00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,909 for the past ten years. 798 00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:43,666 - Hundreds of them. - Yeah. 799 00:51:43,701 --> 00:51:47,269 Of course, uh, he's a little intolerant at times 800 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,938 but that's his blood pressure. 801 00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:50,739 Yeah. 802 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:53,709 - What's your name? - Howard. 803 00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:56,145 Let me see you serve that julep. 804 00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:03,152 Oh-ho-ho. Rawkins won't like that. 805 00:52:03,187 --> 00:52:06,388 That's no way to serve a julep. It's too fast. 806 00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:08,991 Get some shuffle into it. 807 00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:11,260 You've seen some of the new movies, like.. 808 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:13,696 "Birth Of A Nation" and "Gone With The Wind" 809 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,898 haven't you? 810 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:18,367 - Here, George, like this. - Uh, H-Howard. 811 00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:20,136 Yeah, okay, Jackson. 812 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:28,077 Your julep, sir. 813 00:52:28,112 --> 00:52:30,279 Master Rawkins, sir. 814 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:33,349 All frosted and minty.. 815 00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:36,218 Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! 816 00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:37,534 Yeah. 817 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:40,222 You see, George? 818 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:44,161 Yeah. 819 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,965 Why do I have to shuffle? 820 00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:54,036 Oh, now, I don't have to explain that to you. 821 00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:58,140 It makes for kindly feelings between employer 822 00:52:58,176 --> 00:53:01,210 and... employee. 823 00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:05,181 Once more, now. Try it again. And not so fast this time. 824 00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:15,224 How did you do that again? 825 00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:17,226 You know, I don't understand you, Jackson. 826 00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:19,006 I mean, you don't walk like you're supposed to 827 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,307 you don't talk like you're supposed to. 828 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,708 You don't even know how to serve a julep 829 00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,699 like you're supposed to. 830 00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:25,868 You educated or something? 831 00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:29,438 I'm working on my master's. 832 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,807 Working on your master's what? 833 00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,878 - It's a college degree. - Oh.. 834 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:39,215 Now, don't go mention a word "College" around the senator. 835 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,817 It upsets him. But that's beside the point. 836 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:43,986 Do you want a job here, or don't you? 837 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:48,190 Uh.. Uh.. Yes, uh, sir. 838 00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:50,192 I-I do. 839 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:51,193 I needs the money. 840 00:53:51,229 --> 00:53:53,329 Oh, well, that's all the more reason 841 00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:54,530 for you to make good here. 842 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,099 Then when you get your college degree 843 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:59,335 why, you got a job here for life. 844 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,570 - 'Buzz!' - Oh, I'll speak to you later. 845 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:04,206 You go around back in the kitchen, keep practicing, hear? 846 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:07,509 - Buzz, where are you? - 'I'm over here, senator.' 847 00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:08,877 Well, I can't seem to see you. 848 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,980 Oh, it's these columns, senator. 849 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,515 - They sort of get in the way. - Well, nonsense. 850 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:17,419 Those columns haven't moved an inch in a hundred years. 851 00:54:17,455 --> 00:54:19,388 Meet me down by the glider. 852 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:32,201 Yep. Fine job you done yesterday, Buzz. 853 00:54:32,236 --> 00:54:34,536 - Buying up all that land. - Yes, sir. 854 00:54:34,572 --> 00:54:36,639 Bought up the whole valley. 855 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:39,008 Except one little parcel. 856 00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:41,810 That'll teach them bureaucrats to stay where they belong 857 00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,647 in Washington. 858 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:47,249 Cheap electric power. 859 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:50,419 Why don't they build their dam on the Potomac 860 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,821 instead of desecrating this heaven-given valley 861 00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:56,125 with a lot of copper wire. 862 00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:01,397 Electrocuting innocent bullfinches... and sparrows. 863 00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:23,686 Gentlemen.. 864 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:27,356 The festering tides of radicalism are upon us. 865 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:32,895 But before I yield up our glorious South 866 00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:35,464 and her sister commonwealth, the US of A.. 867 00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:39,468 I will lay down my life. 868 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:43,972 I will do more than that. I will filibuster. 869 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:50,646 Back, you crackpots. Forward, America. 870 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:55,217 Forward to the hallowed principles of our forefathers. 871 00:55:55,252 --> 00:56:00,055 Forward to the sweet tranquility of the status quo. 872 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:04,827 Forward... to yesterday. 873 00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:10,099 Hey! Wait, wait, wait. What's going on here? 874 00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,667 Wait, what's going on here? 875 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:15,571 Wait. 876 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,606 Hey! What are you guys doing? 877 00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:20,275 Help! Help! What're you doing? 878 00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:23,846 Get this dog off.. Get him off me. 879 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,481 Caught him dead to rights, senator. 880 00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:28,350 - Spank on your property. - Oh, damn it, sheriff. 881 00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:31,086 Can't you arrest a couple of chicken thieves 882 00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:33,255 without disturbing the whole countryside? 883 00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:35,724 Worse than chicken thieves this time, senator. 884 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,260 These are two geologists from Washington. 885 00:56:38,295 --> 00:56:40,028 Geologists? 886 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:46,269 Two? 887 00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:51,039 - Well, I only see one. - Senator. 888 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:53,242 This is a geological survey of the soil 889 00:56:53,277 --> 00:56:55,344 in this area in connection with the new dam. 890 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:58,647 I don't need nobody to tell me what's on my land. 891 00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,549 Especially one of his kind. 892 00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,218 Look, I read the findings on this meter. 893 00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:05,988 It detected gold on your property this afternoon. 894 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:12,594 You found what on my property? 895 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,230 It located an amazing concentration of gold. 896 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,866 The meter reacted so violently, it broke the needle. 897 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:19,112 Oh, we're sorry about that needle 898 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,702 but we'll reimburse you. 899 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:21,804 Now, uh.. 900 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:23,705 Just where did this unfortunate 901 00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:26,308 needle-breaking accident occur? 902 00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:29,645 Parcel lot number seven, right outside Rainbow Valley. 903 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,280 Oh, my god. 904 00:57:31,315 --> 00:57:33,348 What are you mumbling about, Buzz? 905 00:57:33,384 --> 00:57:36,084 Invite these gentlemen up on the veranda. 906 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,654 It isn't every day that we're honored with the presence 907 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:42,057 of two distinguished scientists from Washington, DC. 908 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:44,927 Sorry, senator, we've got more ground to cover. 909 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,429 Gentlemen, I wish you'd accept my hospitality. 910 00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:48,465 Senator? 911 00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:53,335 That was the strip I told you about. 912 00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:56,438 - What strip? - The one we couldn't buy. 913 00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:02,244 Well, now, gentlemen, I'm sorry you gotta rush off like this 914 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:05,814 but you hurry back real soon, now, hear? 915 00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:08,450 What do you mean, we couldn't buy it? Who bought it? 916 00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:10,719 We found out it was a man named Finian McLonergan. 917 00:58:10,754 --> 00:58:13,388 Well, you-you yankee brain! Why weren't you prepared... 918 00:58:13,424 --> 00:58:15,491 I never saw him before. He's an immigrant. 919 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:16,358 Immigrant? 920 00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:17,659 My whole family's been having 921 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,172 nothing but trouble with immigrants 922 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:21,074 ever since they come to this country! 923 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:23,332 Don't you get excited, senator. 924 00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:25,178 You'll feel better as soon as you've had your julep. 925 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,102 To hell with my julep! 926 00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:29,671 Get me a Bromo, quick. 927 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:32,074 - Howard! - Oh. 928 00:58:32,109 --> 00:58:35,711 Howard! Bring the senator a Bromo-Seltzer! Quick! 929 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:40,682 And, and call my lawyer. Tell him to find a loophole. 930 00:58:40,718 --> 00:58:43,285 Where's that Bromo? Oh. 931 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,987 Where's that Bromo, Howard? 932 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,923 Ey! My loophole's choking me. 933 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:51,159 'Oh! Where's that Bromo?' 934 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:54,930 Coming, master! Coming! 935 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:58,066 I'm coming all in there! Yes, sir. 936 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,068 Yeah, I'm coming, mas... 937 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:03,305 Will you hurry up on that Bromo? 938 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:06,074 You're gonna enjoy it, master, once I get to you. 939 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,254 'Get him his Bromo!' 940 00:59:07,278 --> 00:59:10,546 Coming in there fast as I can, master. 941 00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:12,981 - Will you hurry up with it? - Coming right there. 942 00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:15,284 Gonna fix your head good. 943 00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:19,421 Mercy, sure gonna make you feel like you flying. 944 00:59:19,456 --> 00:59:22,190 Please! Please hurry up with the... 945 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:24,259 Come on, Howard! Come on! 946 00:59:24,295 --> 00:59:26,695 Come on. Hurry up.. 947 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:29,598 - Howard, come on! - I'm right in there. 948 00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:32,935 - Please bring me my.. - Howard! 949 00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:34,703 Oh, Lord, I'm coming in. 950 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,471 Howard! 951 00:59:36,507 --> 00:59:38,707 Come on, bring that! Get over here! 952 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:49,484 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 953 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:54,222 ♪ Is that willow tree still weeping there? ♪ 954 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:58,093 ♪ Does that laddie with the twinkling eye ♪ 955 00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:01,897 ♪ Woo come whistling by 956 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,833 ♪ And does he walk away 957 01:00:04,868 --> 01:00:07,269 ♪ Sad and dreamy there? 958 01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:08,648 'Sharon!' 959 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:09,571 Aye? 960 01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:11,406 Haven't you laundered my shirt yet? 961 01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:13,709 It's coming. It's coming. 962 01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:16,778 ♪ Not to see me there 963 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,387 Hey, not so hard, lass. 964 01:00:25,422 --> 01:00:27,556 You'll be wringing the Irish out of the linen. 965 01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:29,925 This the neck of the Mahoney I'm wringing. 966 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,526 Oh, good. Good, good. 967 01:00:31,562 --> 01:00:36,198 - Lovers quarrel. Healthy sign. - Are you sure? 968 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:39,401 I know true devotion when I see it. 969 01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,169 'I know a fine, upstanding' 970 01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:43,639 darling of a man when I see one. 971 01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:46,108 Well, he's leaving for parts unknown this very morning. 972 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,754 He's what? He's running out on you? 973 01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:50,345 He's off to sell tobacco that doesn't burn. 974 01:00:50,381 --> 01:00:52,614 - He's a schemer. - Well, you're rid of him, then. 975 01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:55,384 - An impractical dreamer. - Ooh, that's deplorable. 976 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:56,685 A total no-good bounder. 977 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,854 Ah, get the wretch out of your mind. 978 01:01:00,591 --> 01:01:04,126 - He's just like you. - Aye, a darling of a man. 979 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,994 Now, look. Now, just a minute. 980 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,596 Now, don't you be crying. 981 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,738 Ah! A special rose. 982 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:19,574 For your hair. 983 01:01:20,611 --> 01:01:23,445 It has magical properties, ah.. 984 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,681 A beautiful bride you'll be. 985 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:31,119 All by myself, or is there a man involved? 986 01:01:31,155 --> 01:01:32,721 Aye, there is. 987 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:35,702 He doesn't know it yet, but before sundown 988 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:40,228 Mr. Woody Mahoney will find himself betroth-ted to you. 989 01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:43,832 - 'Betrothed?' - Betroth-ted. 990 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,438 ♪ How are things 991 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:53,175 ♪ In Glocca Morra? 992 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:56,912 ♪ This.. 993 01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:59,114 ♪ This 994 01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:01,083 ♪ Fi-i-n-e 995 01:02:01,118 --> 01:02:03,185 ♪ Fi-i-n-e 996 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,386 ♪ Finer and finer 997 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,521 ♪ Fine day 998 01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:11,093 Well, this is a pretty bucket of fish. 999 01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:13,695 And how would you be explaining these strange shenanigans? 1000 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:15,742 Well, if you won't speak, back into the well with you. 1001 01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:17,299 Oh, no! No! 1002 01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:18,633 Ah, so you've found your tongue. 1003 01:02:18,669 --> 01:02:20,168 Now, come on. Speak up for yourself. 1004 01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:21,614 What were you doing hiding in that well? 1005 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:22,938 I wasn't hiding. 1006 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:25,774 Someone set me on fire, and I had to put myself out. 1007 01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,342 Oh, I see. 1008 01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:29,155 Who was it put the torch to you? 1009 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:31,213 A sunbeam. 1010 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:32,647 A sunbeam? 1011 01:02:32,683 --> 01:02:35,951 A sunbeam disguised as a fairy queen. 1012 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:37,986 But you can't fool me. 1013 01:02:38,021 --> 01:02:40,122 I know a sunbeam when I see one. 1014 01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:41,323 Thank you. 1015 01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:44,137 You're very poetical, aren't you? 1016 01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:46,862 Well, don't come too close! I-I'll have to jump again! 1017 01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:49,598 Aye. 1018 01:02:49,633 --> 01:02:51,633 I'm beginning to understand. 1019 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:54,102 I've known that feeling me-self. 1020 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:55,904 You have? 1021 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:59,608 Well, only recently. 1022 01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,042 It came over me this morning 1023 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:04,112 as you were sunning your hair by the brook. 1024 01:03:04,148 --> 01:03:05,847 Is it a warmish 1025 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:06,915 kind of glowish 1026 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,751 kind of peculiarish sensation? 1027 01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:13,288 Oh, no, it's sort of a shiverish, kind of quiverish 1028 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,123 flibberty-gibberish sensation. 1029 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,070 Does it make you feel hummingbirds in your heart? 1030 01:03:17,094 --> 01:03:19,394 - Butterflies in me feet! - And bees in your bonnet? 1031 01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:20,440 Stars in my britches! 1032 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,998 Does it make you want to dance? 1033 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:24,166 I hadn't noticed. 1034 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:26,134 - And sing? - Oh, it does. It does! 1035 01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:28,837 ♪ Something sweet 1036 01:03:28,872 --> 01:03:31,139 ♪ Something sort of grandish 1037 01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,408 ♪ Sweeps my soul 1038 01:03:33,443 --> 01:03:35,076 ♪ When thou art near 1039 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,179 ♪ My heart feels 1040 01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:39,114 ♪ So sugar candish 1041 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,982 ♪ My head feels 1042 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:42,284 ♪ So ginger beer 1043 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:48,990 ♪ And something so dare-ish 1044 01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:50,659 ♪ So I-don't-care-ish 1045 01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:54,396 ♪ Stirs me from limb to limb ♪ 1046 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:56,064 ♪ It's so terrifish 1047 01:03:56,099 --> 01:03:57,099 ♪ Magnifish 1048 01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:58,300 ♪ Delish 1049 01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,935 ♪ To have such an amorish 1050 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,102 ♪ Glamorous 1051 01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:02,138 ♪ Dish 1052 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:04,306 ♪ Oh we could be 1053 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,441 ♪ Oh so bride-and-groomish 1054 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:10,378 ♪ Skies could be so bluish blue ♪ 1055 01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:14,382 ♪ Life could be so love-in-bloomish ♪ 1056 01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:18,353 ♪ If my ishes could come true ♪ 1057 01:05:24,788 --> 01:05:26,688 ♪ Thou art sweet 1058 01:05:26,723 --> 01:05:28,723 ♪ Thou art sort of grandish 1059 01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:32,661 ♪ Thou outlandish cavalier 1060 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:34,696 ♪ From now on 1061 01:05:34,731 --> 01:05:36,531 ♪ We're hand-in-handish 1062 01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,667 ♪ Romeo 1063 01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,468 ♪ And Guinevere 1064 01:05:40,504 --> 01:05:42,570 ♪ Thou art so adorish 1065 01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:44,406 ♪ Toujour l'amourish 1066 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:48,343 ♪ I'm so Cherchez la femme 1067 01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:50,178 ♪ Why should I vanquish 1068 01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:52,147 ♪ Relinquish resish? 1069 01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:53,682 ♪ When I simply relish 1070 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,151 ♪ This hellish condish 1071 01:05:56,186 --> 01:05:58,153 ♪ I might be 1072 01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:00,155 ♪ Manish or mouse-ish 1073 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:02,424 ♪ I might be 1074 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:04,159 ♪ A fowl or fish 1075 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,361 ♪ But with thee 1076 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,762 ♪ I'm Eisenhowish 1077 01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:11,566 ♪ Please accept my proposish 1078 01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:13,501 ♪ You're under my skinish 1079 01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:15,236 ♪ So please be give-in-ish 1080 01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:18,139 ♪ Or it's the beginish of the finish ♪ 1081 01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:19,741 ♪ Of me ♪ 1082 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:14,162 - What was that splash? - Uh, it was me. Singing a duet. 1083 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,933 A duet by yourself? 1084 01:07:18,969 --> 01:07:20,969 Well, it could be, you know. 1085 01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:24,072 After all, I'm a witch, remember? 1086 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:27,842 Train's pulling out soon. 1087 01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:33,715 I wanted to say goodbye. 1088 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:37,652 Well, goodbye. 1089 01:07:37,687 --> 01:07:38,987 What kind of a goodbye is that? 1090 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:42,924 The best kind. Short and sweet and final. 1091 01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:50,443 How come I get the feeling that you're losing interest in me? 1092 01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:51,577 'Losing?' 1093 01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:52,879 - I'm only going away... - 'Losing!' 1094 01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:55,170 I can come back and make everybody rich. 1095 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,938 Lost. 1096 01:07:56,973 --> 01:07:57,806 Sharon! 1097 01:07:59,609 --> 01:08:01,509 ♪ We're having a party today 1098 01:08:01,545 --> 01:08:03,812 ♪ We're having a party we're having a party ♪ 1099 01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:06,047 ♪ Oh Finian's party we're having today ♪ 1100 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,960 ♪ We're having a party we're having a party ♪ 1101 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:09,284 ♪ We're having a pa... 1102 01:08:09,319 --> 01:08:10,819 Hey. What's going on? 1103 01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:12,865 ♪ We're having a party we're having a party ♪ 1104 01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:15,123 ♪ Oh Finian's party we're having today ♪ 1105 01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:17,392 ♪ We're having a party we're having a party ♪ 1106 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,694 ♪ We're having a party 1107 01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:21,140 What's the occasion, Mr. McLonergan? 1108 01:08:21,164 --> 01:08:23,231 What? Haven't you heard the gossip? 1109 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:26,201 My daughter Sharon's getting betroth-ted today. 1110 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:30,138 Singing a duet with herself. 1111 01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:33,475 ♪ We're having today 1112 01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:35,410 ♪ Sharon's getting betroth-ted 1113 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:37,779 ♪ Sharon is getting betroth-ted today ♪ 1114 01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:41,116 ♪ Sharon's getting betroth-ted ♪ 1115 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:43,618 Oh, now, I hope you won't be taking it too hard, son 1116 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:46,254 but, then, you'll be leaving town anyhow. 1117 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:48,201 Well, I got this deal cooking, Mr. McLonergan. I... 1118 01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:50,892 Oh, I'm the first to understand when a man's got a deal cooking. 1119 01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,939 He's gotta to go on to cook, or it won't get cooked. 1120 01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:56,998 On the other hand, many a deal's cooked at home, in your own pot. 1121 01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:01,169 - Of gold. - Gold? 1122 01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:03,416 Oh, but then again what is the cold, hard metal itself 1123 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:07,642 compared to the golden hair of the girl you love? 1124 01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:08,754 - Nothing. - You're right. 1125 01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:09,911 Well, then, tell me this. 1126 01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,491 For what reason are you gallivanting 1127 01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:14,115 all over the countryside, promoting and cooking deals 1128 01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:17,152 when the lady you fancy's about to be betroth-ted? 1129 01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:20,588 Well, who's she gonna marry? 1130 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:23,658 Oh, now, I hope you won't be out there, taking it too hard. 1131 01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:25,560 Why should I? It's only love. 1132 01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:26,739 Well, that's a sensible attitude. 1133 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,363 Right. Wait a minute. 1134 01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:30,231 Who's the guy? Now, who is he? 1135 01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:33,101 Well, now, if I tell you, you won't be making any trouble? 1136 01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:42,043 I promise. 1137 01:09:42,078 --> 01:09:43,344 Very well. 1138 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:48,650 It was last night. She met him in the forest. 1139 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,885 And they sang about the moon. 1140 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,390 Mr. McLonergan, that was me. 1141 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:59,527 - Oh, was it, now? - Yeah. 1142 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:01,362 Are you sure? 1143 01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:02,830 Of course. It was me all along. 1144 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:05,500 Well, that's a blessed relief. 1145 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:10,972 Therefore, it's you that's getting betroth-ted today. 1146 01:10:11,007 --> 01:10:14,142 - Unh-unh. "Betrothed." - Ah, yes, "Betrothed." 1147 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,613 Hey! Finian McLonergan! 1148 01:10:18,648 --> 01:10:20,215 Wait a minute! 1149 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,649 Wait a minute! 1150 01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:24,619 Susan's trying to tell us something. 1151 01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:25,765 What's she saying? 1152 01:10:25,789 --> 01:10:27,922 I can't tell. It's a secret. 1153 01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:30,325 - Woody, you tell them. - Okay. 1154 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,129 ♪ A secret a secret 1155 01:10:35,165 --> 01:10:38,700 ♪ She says she's got a secret 1156 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,970 ♪ A secret a secret 1157 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:47,175 ♪ A secret kind of secret 1158 01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:48,876 ♪ She's aching for to shout it 1159 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:50,578 ♪ To every daffodil 1160 01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:52,280 ♪ And tell the world about it 1161 01:10:52,315 --> 01:10:55,717 ♪ In fact she says she will 1162 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,652 ♪ She says 1163 01:10:57,687 --> 01:10:59,087 ♪ She says 1164 01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:01,723 ♪ If this isn't love 1165 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:05,994 ♪ The whole world is crazy 1166 01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:08,630 ♪ If this isn't love 1167 01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:12,767 ♪ I'm daft as a daisy 1168 01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:15,570 ♪ With moons all around 1169 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:19,674 ♪ And cows jumping over 1170 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:21,209 ♪ There's something amiss 1171 01:11:21,244 --> 01:11:25,980 ♪ And I'll eat my hat if this isn't love ♪ 1172 01:11:26,016 --> 01:11:28,516 ♪ I'm feeling like the apple 1173 01:11:28,551 --> 01:11:29,984 ♪ On top of William Tell 1174 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:31,686 ♪ With this I cannot grapple 1175 01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:33,488 ♪ Because ♪ Because 1176 01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:35,056 ♪ You're so adora-ble 1177 01:11:35,091 --> 01:11:37,725 ♪ If this isn't love 1178 01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:38,993 ♪ Then winter is summer 1179 01:11:39,029 --> 01:11:41,796 ♪ Then winter's summer 1180 01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:42,864 ♪ If this isn't love 1181 01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:44,666 ♪ If this isn't love 1182 01:11:44,701 --> 01:11:47,568 ♪ My heart needs a plumber 1183 01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:48,770 ♪ It needs a plumber 1184 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:51,539 ♪ I'm swinging on stars 1185 01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:54,175 ♪ I'm riding on rainbows 1186 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:55,250 ♪ He's riding rainbows 1187 01:11:55,278 --> 01:11:56,978 ♪ I'm busting with bliss 1188 01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,646 ♪ And I'll kiss your hand 1189 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:02,116 ♪ If this isn't love 1190 01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:04,786 ♪ If this isn't love 1191 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:09,123 ♪ There's no Glocca Morra 1192 01:12:09,159 --> 01:12:11,592 ♪ If this isn't love 1193 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:15,963 ♪ I'm Zsa Zsa Gabor-a 1194 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,566 ♪ If this is a dream 1195 01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:22,837 ♪ And if I should wake up 1196 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,372 ♪ Will you hear a hiss? 1197 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:29,544 ♪ Will my face be red if this isn't love? ♪ 1198 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:33,014 ♪ I'm getting tired of waiting and sticking to the rules ♪ 1199 01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:34,727 ♪ This feeling calls for mating ♪ 1200 01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:35,850 ♪ Like birds 1201 01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:38,586 ♪ And bees and other animals 1202 01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:40,955 ♪ If this isn't love 1203 01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:45,093 ♪ We're all seeing double 1204 01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,895 ♪ If this isn't love 1205 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:51,699 ♪ We're really in trouble 1206 01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:54,268 ♪ If she's not the girl 1207 01:12:54,304 --> 01:12:58,873 ♪ And he's not the hero 1208 01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:00,308 ♪ A kiss ain't a kiss 1209 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:03,010 ♪ It's a crisis man if this isn't love ♪ 1210 01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:05,813 ♪ If this isn't love 1211 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:46,821 ♪ She's aching to shout it 1212 01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:48,756 ♪ And tell the world about it 1213 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:50,792 ♪ And I'll kiss your hand 1214 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:53,494 ♪ If this isn't love 1215 01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:22,824 'Oh, St. Patrick! Ohh!' 1216 01:14:22,859 --> 01:14:24,892 'Mary, ohh!' 1217 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:26,227 McLonergan! 1218 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,464 How dare you come back here? 1219 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,377 Didn't I tell you you were an optical delusion? 1220 01:14:31,401 --> 01:14:34,836 Aye, I was ready to believe you yesterday, but not today. 1221 01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:37,638 - Today I've got proof. - What proof? 1222 01:14:37,674 --> 01:14:39,106 Does an optical illusion feel 1223 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:42,510 oh, such a hungry yearning burning inside of him? 1224 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:43,678 Does an optical illusion 1225 01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:45,580 feel the beat, beat, beat of the tom-tom 1226 01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:48,416 in the roaring traffic's boom in his lonely room? 1227 01:14:48,451 --> 01:14:50,262 Well, do you mean you feel you're flying high and wide 1228 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:52,487 on a magic carpet ride, full of butterflies inside? 1229 01:14:52,522 --> 01:14:55,823 Aye, what's worse, smoke keeps coming out of me eyes. 1230 01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:58,960 And you go round and round like an elevator lost in the tide? 1231 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:00,039 - That's the feeling! - Ah.. 1232 01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:02,830 Day and night, night and day. 1233 01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:04,632 Give me your daughter, Mr. McLonergan. 1234 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,245 Me daughter? What's she got to do with it? 1235 01:15:06,269 --> 01:15:07,546 She's the one who's under my skin. 1236 01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:09,048 Leprechaun, you're playing with fire. 1237 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:11,405 I know, and the fire's winning. 1238 01:15:11,441 --> 01:15:14,342 Oh, I.. I don't wanna be human. 1239 01:15:14,377 --> 01:15:16,410 I don't wanna be human. 1240 01:15:16,446 --> 01:15:18,779 - It's too inhuman. - Oh, you're neurotic. 1241 01:15:18,815 --> 01:15:20,147 Who's forcing you to be human? 1242 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,650 You are, by keeping my crock of gold! 1243 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:24,819 I'm not keeping it. I'm only lend-leasing it. 1244 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,132 Give me a few more weeks, I'll return it to you with interest. 1245 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:28,834 Five and a quarter little crocks. 1246 01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,592 I hope you're not gonna use it to make wishes, Mr. McLonergan. 1247 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:33,506 In the hands of a mortal, it's only good for three 1248 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:36,464 and after that, the crock becomes dross. 1249 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:37,710 The way you talk anyone would think 1250 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:40,067 I never had a pot to wish on! 1251 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:41,769 I'm, I'm sorry, Mr. McLonergan. 1252 01:15:41,804 --> 01:15:43,738 I'm, I'm being a nuisance. 1253 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:46,986 You're damn right you are. 1254 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:48,309 You're worse than that. 1255 01:15:48,344 --> 01:15:50,344 'You're the nemesis on me premises.' 1256 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:52,446 You're endangering me whole project. 1257 01:15:52,482 --> 01:15:53,993 - Where's your passport? - What's that? 1258 01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:55,828 'I thought so. You haven't got one.' 1259 01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:57,930 How dare you come into a free country without a passport? 1260 01:15:57,954 --> 01:16:01,522 Well, I'm legal alright. I came in as a Christmas tree. 1261 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,592 But I'm not leaving till I see me crock! 1262 01:16:04,627 --> 01:16:08,329 And I'm seeing me congressman, Senator Rawkins. 1263 01:16:08,364 --> 01:16:11,332 And I'm having you deported. 1264 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:15,469 You're a member of a subversive underground group.. 1265 01:16:15,505 --> 01:16:18,105 Taking its orders from Dublin. 1266 01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:24,879 ♪ Woody is getting betroth-ted today ♪ 1267 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:26,881 ♪ Woody is getting betroth-ted 1268 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,283 ♪ Woody is getting betroth-ted today ♪ 1269 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:34,355 Hey, mister. 1270 01:16:34,390 --> 01:16:36,424 - Did you see our rooster? - Rooster? 1271 01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:38,270 I got enough troubles of me own, thank you. 1272 01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:40,661 - Oh, come on, help us! - Come on! 1273 01:16:40,697 --> 01:16:42,830 What kind of a rooster was he? 1274 01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,134 He had pink around... 1275 01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:48,981 - Green feet. - And he had... 1276 01:16:49,005 --> 01:16:50,805 Wait a minute. Wait, wait! 1277 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:51,984 How many roosters did you lose? 1278 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,118 'One!' 1279 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:54,675 One rooster all those colors? 1280 01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:55,821 Yeah! 1281 01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:59,647 Well.. Well, now, let me see, now. Uh.. 1282 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,051 Would this be it? 1283 01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,463 Yeah! 1284 01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:06,821 - He must be magic! - That's right. 1285 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:08,356 Here you are. You get the prize. 1286 01:17:08,391 --> 01:17:10,302 'Do you do other magical things too?' 1287 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:12,760 Well, I do, but we'll have to act very quickly. 1288 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:13,939 'I think I need your help.' 1289 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:14,963 Will you help me? 1290 01:17:14,998 --> 01:17:16,075 Yeah! 1291 01:17:16,099 --> 01:17:17,431 Now, listen. 1292 01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:20,134 Somewhere hidden in the ground around here 1293 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:22,069 is a little yellow crock. 1294 01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:23,838 Now, if any of you finds it for me 1295 01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:27,508 you can pick anything you like here in me little magic book. 1296 01:17:27,543 --> 01:17:28,787 'Oh, that's nothing.' 1297 01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:30,378 We all have one of those. 1298 01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:32,747 Aye, yes, but the difference between yours and mine 1299 01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:35,316 is that from mine you can have anything you choose. 1300 01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:37,652 - Can I have a banjo? - Can I get a fishing rod? 1301 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,387 Can I have an elephant? 1302 01:17:39,422 --> 01:17:40,933 You can have anything you like.. 1303 01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:43,591 - That's made in fairyland. - Without money? 1304 01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:45,893 ♪ There'll be things 1305 01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:47,662 ♪ Plenty-ish for allish 1306 01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:51,565 ♪ Wondrish toys and magic tricks ♪ 1307 01:17:51,601 --> 01:17:55,770 ♪ Electrish trains and basketballish ♪ 1308 01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:57,872 ♪ Mintish drops 1309 01:17:57,907 --> 01:17:59,540 ♪ And liquorice sticks 1310 01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:01,876 ♪ Life will be keenish 1311 01:18:01,911 --> 01:18:03,411 ♪ All Halloweenish 1312 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:07,081 ♪ And jellybeanish too 1313 01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:09,016 ♪ With ice cream and cake-ish 1314 01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:11,052 ♪ And soda to sup 1315 01:18:11,087 --> 01:18:12,920 ♪ And no bellyache-ish 1316 01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:15,256 ♪ To wake-ish you up 1317 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:19,160 ♪ There will be such delicious dishes ♪ 1318 01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:23,197 ♪ And we'll end this daffish plot ♪ 1319 01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:25,299 ♪ For we'll go 1320 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:26,934 ♪ From rags to riches 1321 01:18:26,969 --> 01:18:30,738 ♪ When we find that goldish pot ♪ 1322 01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:32,540 ♪ There'll be chocolate custish ♪ 1323 01:18:32,575 --> 01:18:34,408 ♪ With hot dogs and mustish 1324 01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:36,077 ♪ But Shears and Robustish 1325 01:18:36,112 --> 01:18:38,779 ♪ Must firstish come through ♪ 1326 01:19:14,817 --> 01:19:16,417 You folks belong here? 1327 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:18,052 Yeah! 1328 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:21,155 You mean you all live here on this property together? 1329 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,534 Yeah. 1330 01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:24,992 This is my property, Your Honor. 1331 01:19:25,027 --> 01:19:27,094 - McLonergan. - Oh. 1332 01:19:27,130 --> 01:19:28,696 Now, Mr. Lonergan.. 1333 01:19:28,731 --> 01:19:31,198 I understand that you got stuck with 1334 01:19:31,234 --> 01:19:36,470 this here arid, gopher-infested property a couple of days ago. 1335 01:19:36,506 --> 01:19:39,106 Now, how would you like to unload it for, say, a profit of 1336 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:41,509 uh, 30 percent? 1337 01:19:41,544 --> 01:19:43,388 This the McLonergan theory giving birth to itself. 1338 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:44,590 Now, what do you say? 1339 01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:46,425 Oh, I couldn't consider any proposition 1340 01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:47,681 for at least six months. 1341 01:19:47,717 --> 01:19:49,628 You see, I'm conducting certain experiments. 1342 01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:50,896 Come on, honey. We've got to... 1343 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:52,564 Well, now, now, let me ask you, sir 1344 01:19:52,588 --> 01:19:54,488 just what kind of experiments? 1345 01:19:54,524 --> 01:19:56,401 Oh, well, you see, father is a mineralogist 1346 01:19:56,425 --> 01:19:57,792 from the old country. 1347 01:19:57,827 --> 01:20:00,294 He can make gold sprout out of the ground. 1348 01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:01,862 Gold? 1349 01:20:01,898 --> 01:20:03,709 There ain't no gold in Ireland. 1350 01:20:03,733 --> 01:20:04,632 Oh, ho-ho! 1351 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,100 I me-self discovered a vein 1352 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,546 our countrymen have been searching for 1353 01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:10,104 ever since the reign of Alfred the Thoughtless. 1354 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,906 Who? 1355 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,041 You never heard of Alfred the Thoughtless? 1356 01:20:14,076 --> 01:20:15,743 Unh-unh. 1357 01:20:15,778 --> 01:20:17,845 Well, he, he was King of Erin 1358 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,858 following his father, Thomas the Temporary 1359 01:20:19,882 --> 01:20:22,416 who in turn was the only son of the virgin queen 1360 01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:24,518 Serena the Spotless. 1361 01:20:24,554 --> 01:20:27,354 Are you willing to sell this land, or ain't you? 1362 01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:30,891 I'm willing, and I'm wanting 1363 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:32,593 but I'm waiting. 1364 01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:34,139 Well, I'm real sorry you said that. 1365 01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:37,031 It's gonna put me to the trouble of having to issue a writ of 1366 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:38,499 seizure on all this land. 1367 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:39,545 Here's the writ, senator. 1368 01:20:39,569 --> 01:20:42,536 Now, don't be crude, Buzz. 1369 01:20:42,572 --> 01:20:47,408 I hate to do this to you, but, well.. 1370 01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:49,276 You've been violating the law. 1371 01:20:49,312 --> 01:20:51,478 - Since when? - This afternoon. 1372 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,814 I just finished drafting this. 1373 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:59,653 "Local ordinance number 7428. 1374 01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:03,090 "Be it known that in the county of Rainbow Valley 1375 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:08,262 it is a felony for members of the Caucasian and Negro races..." 1376 01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:12,032 It would seem to me that this law could not be a legal law. 1377 01:21:12,068 --> 01:21:13,834 Of course it's legal. 1378 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,147 I don't know where you immigrants 1379 01:21:15,171 --> 01:21:16,537 get all these foreign ideas. 1380 01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:18,706 Oh, from a wee book the immigration officer gave us. 1381 01:21:18,741 --> 01:21:21,675 It's called the United States Constitution. 1382 01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:23,822 - Haven't you read it? - I don't have time to read it. 1383 01:21:23,846 --> 01:21:26,814 - I'm too busy defending it! - Huh! 1384 01:21:26,849 --> 01:21:28,082 I rest me case. 1385 01:21:28,117 --> 01:21:30,784 I wish you folks would understand our traditions. 1386 01:21:30,820 --> 01:21:32,130 I wish... 1387 01:21:32,154 --> 01:21:35,189 Now, don't get in the habit of making wishes on me property. 1388 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,523 Well, it's not your property 1389 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:37,936 and I'll thank you to get off it. 1390 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:40,261 And take your black friends with you. 1391 01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:42,007 - Now, wait... - I don't wanna go! 1392 01:21:42,031 --> 01:21:43,397 Shush, Henry. 1393 01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:45,711 Do you mean to say you're taking this land away from these people 1394 01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:47,079 just because their skins are black? 1395 01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,069 - Don't let 'em chase us! - They won't. 1396 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:51,472 Shut this kid up? He's making me look like a bully. 1397 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:54,141 Alright, sheriff, get 'em out of here. 1398 01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:55,576 You heard the senator. 1399 01:21:55,611 --> 01:21:59,179 You folks better start packing your things. 1400 01:21:59,215 --> 01:22:03,117 - Is Henry the wrong color? - No, of course not. 1401 01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:05,719 He's the right color. 1402 01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:08,789 But there's something wrong with the world... 1403 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,493 - I wish.. - Sharon! Sharon. 1404 01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:13,939 There's something wrong with the world you 1405 01:22:13,963 --> 01:22:16,483 and your kind have made for people like Henry. 1406 01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:20,701 I wish you could know what that world is like. 1407 01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:26,106 - I wish to God you were black. - Oh! Ohh! Oh, oh. 1408 01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,230 I'm a son of a biscuit! 1409 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,234 Oh, my god! What happened? 1410 01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:58,138 - Stonewall. - Somebody get a doctor. 1411 01:22:58,174 --> 01:23:01,342 Oh, oh! Let's go. 1412 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:05,679 Father, what have I done? 1413 01:23:05,715 --> 01:23:07,247 You-you shouldn't go around me property 1414 01:23:07,283 --> 01:23:08,849 making wishes that's all. 1415 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:21,662 - Oh! Oh! - Oh! No! 1416 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:25,466 Hey, sorry, buddy, but it's that great come-and-get-it day. 1417 01:23:29,638 --> 01:23:32,339 Uh, hi. What's going on? 1418 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:34,742 Well, the senator tried to take our land away from us. 1419 01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:38,078 Aye, and I lost me temper with him, and I shouted at him 1420 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,514 and he turned black right in front of me eyes. 1421 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:42,649 Don't worry about that, it happens every time 1422 01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:44,529 he meets somebody that he disagrees with. 1423 01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:46,264 He sees red, then he turns purple with rage 1424 01:23:46,288 --> 01:23:48,100 and then he yells himself black in the face. 1425 01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:49,368 But we're not gonna have to worry 1426 01:23:49,392 --> 01:23:50,924 about Senator Rawkins anymore. 1427 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:52,938 In fact, we're not gonna have to worry about anything anymore. 1428 01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:55,529 We got good news, a telegram for Finian. 1429 01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:56,875 - Ooh! - For me? 1430 01:23:56,899 --> 01:23:58,410 - Well, let me see it. - Oh, no, no, no. 1431 01:23:58,434 --> 01:24:00,467 This is a singing telegram. 1432 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,837 ♪ Dear sir 1433 01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:07,541 ♪ After investigating your standing in the community ♪ 1434 01:24:07,576 --> 01:24:09,510 ♪ And finding you to be a citizen ♪ 1435 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,678 ♪ Of high character 1436 01:24:11,714 --> 01:24:13,414 ♪ We have taken the liberty 1437 01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:17,451 ♪ Of opening an unlimited charge account ♪ 1438 01:24:17,486 --> 01:24:21,588 ♪ For you and your associates 1439 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:26,026 ♪ Signed Shears Robust Company ♪♪ 1440 01:24:28,531 --> 01:24:30,364 It says, it says. 1441 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:34,468 "P.S. We hear gold has been discovered on your property. 1442 01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:35,569 Congratulations." 1443 01:24:35,604 --> 01:24:36,604 Gold? 1444 01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:37,716 Gold! 1445 01:24:38,774 --> 01:24:40,040 Oh, no, wait! 1446 01:24:40,076 --> 01:24:42,342 - There's a mistake here. - Mistake? 1447 01:24:42,378 --> 01:24:43,422 Hey, well, wait a minute. 1448 01:24:43,446 --> 01:24:45,145 Hey, what about this here? 1449 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:47,247 Hey, come on. 1450 01:24:47,283 --> 01:24:48,649 Hey, wait a minute. 1451 01:24:48,684 --> 01:24:50,818 Wait a minute! Didn't you hear the telegram? 1452 01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:53,253 We got credit! Wait. 1453 01:24:53,289 --> 01:24:54,555 Credit! Hey, hold, hold it. 1454 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,234 You're gonna dig up this whole valley. 1455 01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:58,437 Hell, Woody, I've waited all my life for a break like this. 1456 01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:00,060 Yeah, but.. 1457 01:25:00,096 --> 01:25:04,565 Don't you, don't you see, don't you know what credit means? 1458 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,967 Credit means we could buy ourselves a tractor. 1459 01:25:07,002 --> 01:25:10,304 We could get ourselves a new planting machine, some tools. 1460 01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:12,906 We can get some laboratory equipment for Howard. 1461 01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:15,242 We can get that new mentholated tobacco of ours burning. 1462 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:18,011 We're gonna make ourselves more money that we could ever get 1463 01:25:18,047 --> 01:25:19,413 digging up gold from the ground. 1464 01:25:19,448 --> 01:25:21,181 Aye, he's right, you know. 1465 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:23,383 Alright, Woody. When? 1466 01:25:23,419 --> 01:25:24,685 We want it now, Woody. 1467 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:25,886 We want it right now. 1468 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:28,689 - 'Yeah!' - 'When?' 1469 01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:30,591 'When, Woody? When?' 1470 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:31,970 - When? - Yeah, Woody. When? 1471 01:25:33,362 --> 01:25:39,500 ♪ On that great come-and-get-it day ♪ 1472 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:41,435 ♪ Great day 1473 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:45,506 ♪ Won't it be fun when worry is done? ♪ 1474 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:48,442 ♪ And money is hay 1475 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:50,544 ♪ Money is hay 1476 01:25:50,579 --> 01:25:53,147 ♪ That's the time 1477 01:25:53,182 --> 01:25:56,617 ♪ Things will come your way 1478 01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:58,185 ♪ Coming our way 1479 01:25:58,220 --> 01:26:03,924 ♪ On that great great come-and-get-it day ♪ 1480 01:26:03,959 --> 01:26:05,659 ♪ Come-and-get-it day 1481 01:26:05,694 --> 01:26:08,662 ♪ I'll a-get my gal 1482 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:11,732 ♪ That calico gown 1483 01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:14,701 ♪ I'll a-get my mule 1484 01:26:14,737 --> 01:26:17,738 ♪ That acre of ground 1485 01:26:17,773 --> 01:26:20,774 ♪ 'Cause the word has come 1486 01:26:20,809 --> 01:26:23,911 ♪ From Gabriel's horn 1487 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:26,046 ♪ The earth beneath your plow 1488 01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:28,382 ♪ Is a-budding and now it's yourn ♪ 1489 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:30,217 ♪ Glory glory 1490 01:26:30,252 --> 01:26:35,956 ♪ Glory time's coming for to stay ♪ 1491 01:26:35,991 --> 01:26:39,860 ♪ On that great great come-and-get-it day ♪ 1492 01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,206 ♪ Come and get it Come and get it ♪ 1493 01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:42,874 ♪ Come and get it Come and get it ♪ 1494 01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:44,865 ♪ It says here 1495 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,867 ♪ Says it in the Good Book 1496 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:49,703 ♪ It says a mighty morning is nigh ♪ 1497 01:26:49,738 --> 01:26:51,738 ♪ Come and get it Come and get it ♪ 1498 01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:52,873 ♪ Come and get it 1499 01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:56,310 ♪ Universal Fourth of July 1500 01:26:56,345 --> 01:26:59,613 ♪ Hallelujah 1501 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:04,351 ♪ Gonna get your freedom 1502 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:05,986 ♪ And pie 1503 01:27:06,021 --> 01:27:08,155 ♪ What a day for banjos ringing ♪ 1504 01:27:08,190 --> 01:27:10,324 ♪ What a day for people in overalls ♪ 1505 01:27:10,359 --> 01:27:12,659 ♪ Can't you hear all the angels singing? ♪ 1506 01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:14,773 ♪ Come and get your gravy and your two meatballs ♪ 1507 01:27:14,797 --> 01:27:17,464 ♪ Says here 1508 01:27:17,499 --> 01:27:19,766 ♪ Bells will ring in every steeple ♪ 1509 01:27:19,802 --> 01:27:22,169 ♪ Come and get your test on the movie screen ♪ 1510 01:27:22,204 --> 01:27:24,371 ♪ Come you free and you equal people ♪ 1511 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:26,673 ♪ Come get your beer and your Benzedrine ♪ 1512 01:27:26,709 --> 01:27:29,176 ♪ Says here 1513 01:27:29,211 --> 01:27:31,979 ♪ Come and get it Come and get it come ♪ 1514 01:27:32,014 --> 01:27:36,683 ♪ There's gonna be a world-shaking ♪ 1515 01:27:36,719 --> 01:27:40,921 ♪ Bread-breaking day 1516 01:27:40,956 --> 01:27:41,956 ♪ Says here 1517 01:27:41,991 --> 01:27:43,590 Can I have a waffle iron? 1518 01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:47,761 ♪ It's coming to ya 1519 01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:49,930 ♪ Says here 1520 01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:52,399 Does that mean I get a new washing machine? 1521 01:27:52,434 --> 01:27:56,737 ♪ With your initials 1522 01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:59,039 ♪ Says here 1523 01:27:59,074 --> 01:28:02,509 Hey, Woody, can we have a jukebox? 1524 01:28:02,544 --> 01:28:03,810 Says here. 1525 01:28:05,681 --> 01:28:08,915 Hey, Woody, how about a helicopter? 1526 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,486 A helicopter? 1527 01:28:12,521 --> 01:28:19,092 ♪ Hallelujah 1528 01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:22,529 ♪ On that great come-and-get-it day ♪ 1529 01:28:22,564 --> 01:28:23,930 ♪ Come-and-get-it day 1530 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:26,033 ♪ Won't it be fun when worry is done ♪ 1531 01:28:26,068 --> 01:28:28,568 ♪ And money is hay? Come-and-get-it day ♪ 1532 01:28:28,604 --> 01:28:33,440 ♪ Lots of fine things will come your way ♪ 1533 01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:36,576 ♪ On that great great come-and-get-it day ♪ 1534 01:28:36,612 --> 01:28:37,878 ♪ Come-and-get-it day 1535 01:28:37,913 --> 01:28:42,549 ♪ My gown will be a calico gown ♪ 1536 01:28:42,584 --> 01:28:47,521 ♪ My feet will dance all over the town ♪ 1537 01:28:47,556 --> 01:28:49,790 ♪ 'Cause word has come 1538 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,091 ♪ From Gabriel's horn 1539 01:28:51,126 --> 01:28:52,292 ♪ From Gabriel's horn 1540 01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:53,994 ♪ The earth beneath your plow 1541 01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:56,997 ♪ Is a-budding and now it's yourn ♪ 1542 01:28:57,032 --> 01:28:58,999 ♪ Glory time's 1543 01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:00,467 ♪ Coming for to stay 1544 01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:01,868 ♪ For to stay 1545 01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:04,805 ♪ On that great great come-and-get-it ♪ 1546 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,373 ♪ Come and get it yeah 1547 01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:08,175 ♪ Keep it ♪ Come and get it 1548 01:29:08,210 --> 01:29:09,810 ♪ Yeah and share it 1549 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:12,212 ♪ Come-and-get-it 1550 01:29:12,247 --> 01:29:18,785 ♪ Day 1551 01:29:18,821 --> 01:29:24,124 ♪ Come-and-get-it day 1552 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:36,737 ♪ So I bundled me heart and I roamed the world free ♪ 1553 01:29:36,772 --> 01:29:39,106 ♪ To the east with the lark 1554 01:29:39,141 --> 01:29:41,908 ♪ To the west with the sea 1555 01:29:41,944 --> 01:29:44,678 ♪ And I searched all the earth 1556 01:29:44,747 --> 01:29:47,681 ♪ And I scanned all the skies 1557 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:49,983 ♪ But I found it at last 1558 01:29:50,018 --> 01:29:54,721 ♪ In my own true love's eyes 1559 01:29:54,757 --> 01:29:57,758 ♪ Look look 1560 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,627 ♪ Look to the rainbow 1561 01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:02,996 ♪ Follow it over 1562 01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:06,133 ♪ The hill and stream 1563 01:30:06,135 --> 01:30:08,935 ♪ Look look 1564 01:30:08,971 --> 01:30:11,571 ♪ Look to the rainbow 1565 01:30:11,607 --> 01:30:18,478 ♪ Follow the fellow who follows a dream ♪ 1566 01:30:19,648 --> 01:30:22,916 ♪ Follow the fellow 1567 01:30:22,951 --> 01:30:26,853 ♪ Follow the fellow 1568 01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:30,724 ♪ Follow the fellow 1569 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:37,864 ♪ Who follows a dream ♪ 1570 01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:51,511 ♪ When the idle poor become the idle rich ♪ 1571 01:30:51,547 --> 01:30:55,482 ♪ You'll never know just who is who or who is which ♪ 1572 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:59,820 ♪ Won't it be rich when everyone's poor relative ♪ 1573 01:30:59,855 --> 01:31:01,788 ♪ Becomes a Rockefellertive 1574 01:31:01,824 --> 01:31:04,624 ♪ And palms no longer itch? 1575 01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:05,926 ♪ What a switch 1576 01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:07,928 ♪ When we all have ermine 1577 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,696 ♪ And plastic teeth 1578 01:31:09,731 --> 01:31:13,800 ♪ How will we determine who's who underneath? ♪ 1579 01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:17,471 ♪ And when all your neighbors are upper-class ♪ 1580 01:31:17,506 --> 01:31:21,842 ♪ You won't know your Joneses from your Astors ♪ 1581 01:31:21,877 --> 01:31:23,543 ♪ Let's toast the day 1582 01:31:23,579 --> 01:31:25,523 ♪ The day we drink that drinkie up ♪ 1583 01:31:25,547 --> 01:31:27,681 ♪ But with the little pinkie up ♪ 1584 01:31:27,716 --> 01:31:29,749 ♪ The day on which 1585 01:31:29,785 --> 01:31:33,019 ♪ The idle poor 1586 01:31:33,055 --> 01:31:37,190 ♪ Become the idle rich 1587 01:31:45,434 --> 01:31:49,002 ♪ When a rich man doesn't want to work ♪ 1588 01:31:49,037 --> 01:31:50,370 ♪ He's a bon vivant 1589 01:31:50,405 --> 01:31:52,839 ♪ Yes he's a bon vivant 1590 01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:57,377 ♪ But when a poor man doesn't want to work ♪ 1591 01:31:57,412 --> 01:31:59,412 ♪ He's a loafer he's a lounger ♪ 1592 01:31:59,448 --> 01:32:01,448 ♪ He's a lazy good-for-nothing 1593 01:32:01,483 --> 01:32:03,049 He's a jerk. 1594 01:32:05,387 --> 01:32:08,822 ♪ When a rich man loses on a horse ♪ 1595 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,190 ♪ Isn't he the sport? 1596 01:32:10,225 --> 01:32:13,260 ♪ Ho-ho isn't he the sport? 1597 01:32:13,295 --> 01:32:17,264 ♪ But when a poor man loses on a horse ♪ 1598 01:32:17,299 --> 01:32:19,366 ♪ He's a gambler he's a spender ♪ 1599 01:32:19,401 --> 01:32:23,169 ♪ He's a lowlife he's a reason for divorce ♪ 1600 01:32:25,340 --> 01:32:28,408 ♪ When a rich man chases after dames ♪ 1601 01:32:28,443 --> 01:32:30,176 ♪ He's a man about town 1602 01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:33,246 ♪ Oh yes a man about town ♪ 1603 01:32:33,282 --> 01:32:37,384 ♪ But when a poor man chases after dames ♪ 1604 01:32:37,419 --> 01:32:39,452 ♪ He's a bounder he's a rounder ♪ 1605 01:32:39,488 --> 01:32:43,056 ♪ He's a rotter and a lot of dirty names ♪ 1606 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:57,470 ♪ When the idle poor become the idle rich ♪ 1607 01:32:57,506 --> 01:32:59,773 ♪ You'll never know just who is who ♪ 1608 01:32:59,808 --> 01:33:01,942 ♪ Or who is which 1609 01:33:01,977 --> 01:33:03,810 ♪ No one will see 1610 01:33:03,845 --> 01:33:05,612 ♪ The Irish or the Slav in you 1611 01:33:05,647 --> 01:33:07,781 ♪ For when you're on Park Avenue ♪ 1612 01:33:07,816 --> 01:33:10,283 ♪ Cornelius and Mike 1613 01:33:10,319 --> 01:33:12,018 ♪ Look alike 1614 01:33:19,595 --> 01:33:23,830 ♪ When poor Tweedledum is rich Tweedledee ♪ 1615 01:33:23,865 --> 01:33:27,834 ♪ This discrimination will no longer be ♪ 1616 01:33:27,869 --> 01:33:31,605 ♪ When we're in the dough and off of the nut ♪ 1617 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:36,042 ♪ You won't know your banker from your butler ♪ 1618 01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:37,989 - Come on, Finian. - Come on, Finian. 1619 01:33:38,013 --> 01:33:40,280 - Yay, Finian. - Yeah, Finian. 1620 01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:43,117 Hey! 1621 01:33:43,151 --> 01:33:44,351 Hey! 1622 01:33:44,386 --> 01:33:45,518 Hey! 1623 01:33:50,892 --> 01:33:52,058 Hey! 1624 01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:56,396 Hey! 1625 01:34:18,854 --> 01:34:20,520 Hey! Hey! 1626 01:34:22,457 --> 01:34:23,457 Yoo! 1627 01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:26,727 Hey! 1628 01:34:28,797 --> 01:34:29,829 Hey! 1629 01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:35,268 Whoa! 1630 01:34:41,109 --> 01:34:42,976 ♪ Let's make the switch 1631 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:44,744 ♪ With just a few annuities 1632 01:34:44,780 --> 01:34:46,713 ♪ We'll hide those incongruities ♪ 1633 01:34:46,748 --> 01:34:51,217 ♪ In cloaks From Abercrombie Fitch ♪ 1634 01:34:51,253 --> 01:34:52,852 ♪ When ♪ When 1635 01:34:52,888 --> 01:34:55,722 ♪ The idle poor ♪ The idle poor 1636 01:34:55,757 --> 01:34:59,059 ♪ Become the idle rich ♪ Become the idle rich 1637 01:34:59,094 --> 01:35:03,930 ♪ When the idle poor 1638 01:35:03,965 --> 01:35:09,202 ♪ Become the idle 1639 01:35:09,237 --> 01:35:11,604 ♪ Rich ♪ 1640 01:35:25,187 --> 01:35:26,686 Hee! 1641 01:35:26,722 --> 01:35:28,488 Hee! Hee! 1642 01:35:35,697 --> 01:35:37,141 Yoo-hoo. 1643 01:35:37,165 --> 01:35:38,598 Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. 1644 01:35:41,636 --> 01:35:43,703 What a mess. 1645 01:35:43,739 --> 01:35:45,905 Well, I'm busy. 1646 01:35:45,941 --> 01:35:47,273 Oh. 1647 01:35:51,947 --> 01:35:54,848 Gotta clean this place up, man. It's a fire trap. 1648 01:35:56,685 --> 01:35:59,052 I wish. 1649 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:00,553 Heh. 1650 01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:12,966 Mm-hmm. 1651 01:36:13,001 --> 01:36:15,635 - Huh? - Uh-huh. 1652 01:36:15,670 --> 01:36:18,071 Mmm-hmm. 1653 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:20,240 - Mmm. - You see that? 1654 01:36:23,512 --> 01:36:24,889 - Hmm! - You think this.. 1655 01:36:24,913 --> 01:36:26,746 - Mm-hmm. - Huh? 1656 01:36:26,782 --> 01:36:29,182 - Are you sure? - I think. Uh.. 1657 01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:30,683 Are you sure? 1658 01:36:31,820 --> 01:36:33,253 No. 1659 01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:34,966 Let's try it. Come on. 1660 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:36,322 Huh. 1661 01:36:38,994 --> 01:36:40,226 Yeah. 1662 01:36:43,031 --> 01:36:44,675 I gotta admit something to you, Howard. 1663 01:36:44,699 --> 01:36:45,765 Aright. 1664 01:36:45,801 --> 01:36:47,801 I never really.. 1665 01:36:47,836 --> 01:36:50,014 I never really thought this day would come, you know? 1666 01:36:54,042 --> 01:36:55,875 Yeah. 1667 01:36:55,911 --> 01:36:57,277 Ohh. 1668 01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:59,445 Come on. Come on. 1669 01:37:04,219 --> 01:37:05,229 It burns. 1670 01:37:06,288 --> 01:37:08,488 It burns! Ha ha ha! 1671 01:37:08,523 --> 01:37:10,101 You did it, Howard. You did it! 1672 01:37:10,125 --> 01:37:12,485 You did it. Ha ha. 1673 01:37:12,761 --> 01:37:14,041 Yeah! 1674 01:37:15,764 --> 01:37:17,630 It burns. Burns! 1675 01:37:19,301 --> 01:37:20,700 I think it's gone out. Here. 1676 01:37:20,735 --> 01:37:22,013 Oh, no, no, no. Still burning. 1677 01:37:23,705 --> 01:37:24,985 Oh. 1678 01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:31,291 Heh. 1679 01:37:35,817 --> 01:37:37,650 Na, na-na. 1680 01:37:53,401 --> 01:37:54,934 It burns, Howard. 1681 01:37:56,438 --> 01:37:58,571 But it doesn't smoke. 1682 01:37:59,140 --> 01:38:01,107 Give it to me. 1683 01:38:01,142 --> 01:38:03,376 Woody, quick! The sheriff is down by the brook. 1684 01:38:03,411 --> 01:38:04,488 - Huh? - Come on! 1685 01:38:04,512 --> 01:38:07,146 You got lead in your pants? 1686 01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:13,052 Doesn't smoke? 1687 01:38:19,928 --> 01:38:21,405 What's going on here? 1688 01:38:21,429 --> 01:38:23,630 This is the DA, Woody. 1689 01:38:23,665 --> 01:38:25,632 You'd better talk respectful. 1690 01:38:25,667 --> 01:38:27,533 How does this concern you? 1691 01:38:27,569 --> 01:38:29,302 This is my fiance. 1692 01:38:29,337 --> 01:38:32,071 Well, how nice. 1693 01:38:32,107 --> 01:38:33,640 Then I'll ask you. 1694 01:38:33,675 --> 01:38:36,843 What do you know about the whereabouts of Senator Rawkins? 1695 01:38:36,878 --> 01:38:39,012 Nothing, and neither does she. 1696 01:38:39,047 --> 01:38:42,582 There's 50 witness who saw her do her mumbo jumbo. 1697 01:38:42,617 --> 01:38:45,451 In the split-second she did, Rawkins turned black. 1698 01:38:45,487 --> 01:38:47,053 Disappeared. 1699 01:38:47,088 --> 01:38:48,366 Ah, it's crazy talk. 1700 01:38:48,390 --> 01:38:50,957 Folks around here are getting nervous. 1701 01:38:50,992 --> 01:38:52,859 Could be dangerous. 1702 01:38:54,963 --> 01:38:57,108 Now, you're supposed to keep law and order around here 1703 01:38:57,132 --> 01:38:58,598 not this white suit. 1704 01:38:58,633 --> 01:39:00,500 That's why we're conducting this, uh.. 1705 01:39:00,535 --> 01:39:02,368 Preliminary investigation 1706 01:39:02,404 --> 01:39:04,804 on charge of witchcraft. 1707 01:39:04,839 --> 01:39:06,940 - Witchcraft? - Hmm. 1708 01:39:06,975 --> 01:39:07,985 You gotta be kidding. 1709 01:39:08,009 --> 01:39:09,509 Concludes Tuesday 1710 01:39:09,544 --> 01:39:13,079 by which day Rawkins had better be produced 1711 01:39:13,114 --> 01:39:14,614 in the flesh. 1712 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:17,784 Well, I'm sorry, but, uh.. 1713 01:39:17,819 --> 01:39:20,053 We're gonna be busy on Tuesday. 1714 01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:21,854 We're getting married. 1715 01:39:21,890 --> 01:39:23,323 Don't count on that 1716 01:39:23,358 --> 01:39:24,657 or anything else 1717 01:39:24,693 --> 01:39:26,859 if Rawkins isn't back. 1718 01:39:27,929 --> 01:39:29,095 Bye! 1719 01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:35,468 Oh, Woody, you're grandish. 1720 01:39:35,503 --> 01:39:38,304 You made me deliriously happy. 1721 01:39:38,340 --> 01:39:40,173 Happy? 1722 01:39:40,208 --> 01:39:41,741 Trouble makes you happy? 1723 01:39:41,776 --> 01:39:42,608 Come on! 1724 01:39:42,644 --> 01:39:45,078 No, you make me happy. 1725 01:39:45,113 --> 01:39:46,913 - You don't know why, do you? - No. Why? 1726 01:39:46,948 --> 01:39:49,949 Oh, because you said it, and you said it all by yourself. 1727 01:39:49,985 --> 01:39:52,752 You volunteered it without me, without magic 1728 01:39:52,787 --> 01:39:55,088 without me father twisting and tricking you into it. 1729 01:39:55,123 --> 01:39:56,200 What did I say? 1730 01:39:56,224 --> 01:39:57,924 That I'm your fiance 1731 01:39:57,959 --> 01:39:59,892 which is to say.. 1732 01:39:59,928 --> 01:40:01,961 I'm your love. 1733 01:40:01,997 --> 01:40:03,830 Oh, it's grandish! 1734 01:40:03,865 --> 01:40:06,099 Oh, we're gonna get married on Tuesday. 1735 01:40:06,134 --> 01:40:08,634 - Ha ha ha! That's grandish! - Didn't know what I was saying. 1736 01:40:08,670 --> 01:40:10,510 - Grandish! Oh! - Something came over me. 1737 01:40:10,538 --> 01:40:12,750 Just like a spell come over me. 1738 01:40:12,774 --> 01:40:15,174 Hey, wait. Wait a minute, now. 1739 01:40:15,210 --> 01:40:17,844 It ain't true, is it? 1740 01:40:17,879 --> 01:40:19,445 Ain't what true? 1741 01:40:20,348 --> 01:40:22,482 About you being a witch. 1742 01:40:23,385 --> 01:40:24,385 Of course it's true. 1743 01:40:25,453 --> 01:40:30,623 ♪ Me and my glance 1744 01:40:30,658 --> 01:40:33,259 ♪ Make this romance 1745 01:40:33,294 --> 01:40:37,497 ♪ Too hot to handle 1746 01:40:37,532 --> 01:40:39,799 ♪ Stars in the night 1747 01:40:39,834 --> 01:40:41,868 ♪ Blazing their light 1748 01:40:41,903 --> 01:40:45,872 ♪ Can't hold a candle 1749 01:40:45,907 --> 01:40:48,508 ♪ To my razzle-dazzle 1750 01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:50,743 ♪ Oh you 1751 01:40:50,779 --> 01:40:53,913 ♪ Got me flying high and wide ♪ 1752 01:40:53,948 --> 01:40:55,782 ♪ Yeah 1753 01:40:55,817 --> 01:40:58,551 ♪ On a magic carpet ride 1754 01:40:58,586 --> 01:40:59,719 ♪ Oooh 1755 01:40:59,754 --> 01:41:05,324 ♪ Full of butterflies inside 1756 01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:08,294 ♪ I wanna cry 1757 01:41:08,329 --> 01:41:09,862 ♪ I wanna croon 1758 01:41:09,898 --> 01:41:15,435 ♪ Yeah ♪ I wanna laugh like a loon 1759 01:41:15,470 --> 01:41:19,572 ♪ It's that old devil moon 1760 01:41:19,607 --> 01:41:23,276 ♪ In your eyes 1761 01:41:23,311 --> 01:41:25,211 ♪ Yeah 1762 01:41:25,246 --> 01:41:27,513 ♪ Oh oh oh-oh-oh 1763 01:41:27,549 --> 01:41:30,483 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1764 01:41:36,024 --> 01:41:37,523 Kiss me. 1765 01:44:38,339 --> 01:44:43,743 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 1766 01:44:43,778 --> 01:44:50,049 ♪ Is that little stream still laughing at me there? ♪ 1767 01:44:50,084 --> 01:44:53,719 ♪ Does the lassie with the twinkling eye ♪ 1768 01:44:53,755 --> 01:44:56,055 ♪ Come whistling by? 1769 01:44:56,090 --> 01:44:57,990 ♪ And does she run away 1770 01:44:58,026 --> 01:45:00,660 ♪ Sad and dreamy there? 1771 01:45:00,695 --> 01:45:03,996 ♪ Not to see me there? 1772 01:45:04,032 --> 01:45:08,668 ♪ So I ask each weeping willow 1773 01:45:08,703 --> 01:45:09,935 ♪ And each brook... 1774 01:45:09,971 --> 01:45:12,405 Give me that, boy! 1775 01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:13,739 You don't have to grab, mister. 1776 01:45:13,775 --> 01:45:15,875 There's plenty of apples around. 1777 01:45:15,910 --> 01:45:18,010 - I don't see any. - Because you're mortal! 1778 01:45:18,046 --> 01:45:20,513 You're mortal! 1779 01:45:20,548 --> 01:45:23,316 Mortals can never see all the apples there are to be had. 1780 01:45:23,351 --> 01:45:26,118 ♪ An apple here an apple there ♪ 1781 01:45:27,221 --> 01:45:30,022 ♪ Little red apples everywhere 1782 01:45:32,527 --> 01:45:35,394 You must be very hungry. Would you like a sandwich? 1783 01:45:37,532 --> 01:45:41,067 Yes. Nice Virginia ham. 1784 01:45:46,541 --> 01:45:47,685 This here's cheese! 1785 01:45:47,709 --> 01:45:49,742 I ordered ham. 1786 01:45:50,878 --> 01:45:53,145 Forced to eat cheese. 1787 01:45:53,181 --> 01:45:54,547 Forced to hide out like a.. 1788 01:45:54,582 --> 01:45:55,626 Like a hunted possum. 1789 01:45:55,650 --> 01:45:57,583 Who are you hiding from? 1790 01:45:57,618 --> 01:45:59,352 My associates. 1791 01:45:59,387 --> 01:46:01,787 My people, my dog. 1792 01:46:01,823 --> 01:46:03,956 My whole way of life. 1793 01:46:03,991 --> 01:46:05,491 I can't show myself like this. 1794 01:46:05,526 --> 01:46:07,326 What's wrong with you? 1795 01:46:07,362 --> 01:46:09,395 Are you blind, boy? 1796 01:46:09,430 --> 01:46:11,430 Can't you see I'm black? 1797 01:46:12,700 --> 01:46:14,600 I think it's very becoming. 1798 01:46:14,635 --> 01:46:16,035 Well, it isn't! 1799 01:46:16,070 --> 01:46:19,572 I'm a white man, damn it! I'm a white man. 1800 01:46:19,607 --> 01:46:22,119 Least I was up until a couple of days ago. 1801 01:46:22,143 --> 01:46:24,243 Well, there's a coincidence. 1802 01:46:24,278 --> 01:46:27,113 I was green a couple of weeks ago. 1803 01:46:27,148 --> 01:46:29,293 Don't you find the occasional change of color interesting? 1804 01:46:29,317 --> 01:46:31,884 No, I don't! And they won't get away with it, I tell you. 1805 01:46:31,919 --> 01:46:33,819 They won't get away with it! 1806 01:46:33,855 --> 01:46:35,855 You needn't get so excited, mister. 1807 01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:37,156 I think it's just ridiculous 1808 01:46:37,191 --> 01:46:40,426 making such a fuss about a person's color. 1809 01:46:40,461 --> 01:46:41,394 Well, you don't realize 1810 01:46:41,429 --> 01:46:43,440 what it's like being black around here. 1811 01:46:43,464 --> 01:46:45,030 But you're human! 1812 01:46:45,066 --> 01:46:47,066 A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose 1813 01:46:47,101 --> 01:46:49,034 despite the color of your nose. 1814 01:46:49,070 --> 01:46:51,370 You don't understand, boy. 1815 01:46:51,406 --> 01:46:53,105 You're nothing when you're black, nothing. 1816 01:46:53,141 --> 01:46:54,952 Nothing? Who says so? 1817 01:46:54,976 --> 01:46:56,075 The law says. 1818 01:46:56,110 --> 01:46:57,777 Well, it's a silly law. 1819 01:46:57,812 --> 01:46:59,412 But is it a legal law? 1820 01:46:59,447 --> 01:47:02,515 Of course it's legal! I wrote it myself. 1821 01:47:14,629 --> 01:47:17,096 - Change it back again. - How am I gonna do that? 1822 01:47:17,131 --> 01:47:18,475 You said you had it changed a couple of days ago. 1823 01:47:18,499 --> 01:47:21,434 I said no such thing. Some bitch wished it on me. 1824 01:47:21,469 --> 01:47:24,503 A witch? A witch! I can help you there. 1825 01:47:24,539 --> 01:47:26,650 - What sort of a witch was she? - Well, how do I know? 1826 01:47:26,674 --> 01:47:27,985 I didn't look her up in Who's Who. 1827 01:47:28,009 --> 01:47:29,586 She's bound to be in Which is Which. 1828 01:47:29,610 --> 01:47:31,989 In this book is listed all the witches, their curses and cures. 1829 01:47:32,013 --> 01:47:34,213 Oh, go away, will you? 1830 01:47:42,390 --> 01:47:44,523 I see your trouble now, mister. 1831 01:47:50,565 --> 01:47:52,131 You're too unfriendly. 1832 01:47:52,166 --> 01:47:54,934 I'm in no condition for friendship! 1833 01:47:54,969 --> 01:47:57,937 That witch's fault. 1834 01:47:57,972 --> 01:47:59,438 She gave you a new outside 1835 01:47:59,474 --> 01:48:02,074 and she should have given you a new inside. 1836 01:48:02,109 --> 01:48:03,676 That's very incompetent. 1837 01:48:03,711 --> 01:48:06,212 Will you go away! 1838 01:48:08,916 --> 01:48:11,550 This will give witchcraft a bad name. 1839 01:48:11,586 --> 01:48:14,887 It'll set the entire profession back a hundred years. 1840 01:48:17,091 --> 01:48:19,002 I'll have to do something about it. 1841 01:48:19,026 --> 01:48:20,926 Me reputation's at stake. 1842 01:48:23,297 --> 01:48:25,042 I'll have to alter your personality. 1843 01:48:25,066 --> 01:48:26,332 Stand up, please, sir. 1844 01:48:26,367 --> 01:48:27,533 Huh? 1845 01:48:30,404 --> 01:48:31,982 Why don't you leave me alone? 1846 01:48:32,006 --> 01:48:33,572 This won't be too hard. 1847 01:48:33,608 --> 01:48:37,743 All we have to do is to broaden out that narrow mind a little 1848 01:48:37,778 --> 01:48:39,578 reduce some of that bigotry 1849 01:48:39,614 --> 01:48:43,115 and your pomposity won't show through at all. 1850 01:48:43,150 --> 01:48:45,818 Wait till they see you in your new spring psyche. 1851 01:48:45,853 --> 01:48:49,788 People will say you're in love. 1852 01:48:49,824 --> 01:48:52,558 Now.. 1853 01:48:52,593 --> 01:48:54,627 ♪ Fiddle foddle 1854 01:48:54,662 --> 01:48:56,729 ♪ Foil and fiddle 1855 01:48:56,764 --> 01:48:59,298 ♪ Cure this fuddled Individdle 1856 01:48:59,333 --> 01:49:01,800 ♪ Well ye waters and unwind 1857 01:49:01,836 --> 01:49:04,370 ♪ This tangled medieval mind 1858 01:49:04,405 --> 01:49:06,972 ♪ Breath of bee and bluebird's wing ♪ 1859 01:49:07,008 --> 01:49:09,942 ♪ Make this scowling spirit sing ♪ 1860 01:49:09,977 --> 01:49:12,778 ♪ Balm of briar Sandalwood 1861 01:49:12,813 --> 01:49:15,581 ♪ Season him with brotherhood 1862 01:49:15,616 --> 01:49:18,851 ♪ Magic vapors make this person ♪ 1863 01:49:18,886 --> 01:49:21,053 ♪ A better person 1864 01:49:23,090 --> 01:49:24,390 ♪ Not a worse'un 1865 01:49:27,662 --> 01:49:28,727 He sleeps. 1866 01:49:30,031 --> 01:49:33,332 The cure is beginning to work! 1867 01:49:33,367 --> 01:49:36,735 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 1868 01:49:55,890 --> 01:49:58,290 Oh. 1869 01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:02,027 Ohh! 1870 01:50:02,063 --> 01:50:03,495 Ohh. 1871 01:50:04,999 --> 01:50:06,231 Oh. 1872 01:50:07,768 --> 01:50:09,301 Ohh. 1873 01:50:11,939 --> 01:50:13,706 Ohh! 1874 01:50:16,410 --> 01:50:19,778 ♪ Oh dem golden slippers 1875 01:50:19,814 --> 01:50:22,348 ♪ Oh dem golden slippers 1876 01:50:22,383 --> 01:50:25,250 ♪ Golden slippers I laid away 1877 01:50:25,286 --> 01:50:28,020 ♪ Can't touch till my wedding day ho ho ♪ 1878 01:50:28,055 --> 01:50:29,521 ♪ Dem golden slippers 1879 01:50:29,557 --> 01:50:31,590 ♪ Oh dem golden slippers 1880 01:50:31,626 --> 01:50:34,193 ♪ Golden slippers I laid away 1881 01:50:34,228 --> 01:50:36,128 ♪ Until my wedding day Ho ♪ 1882 01:50:36,163 --> 01:50:38,330 ♪ Oh dem golden slippers 1883 01:50:38,366 --> 01:50:41,467 ♪ Oh dem golden slippers Golden slippers ♪ 1884 01:50:41,502 --> 01:50:44,670 Brother! You're the voice in the wilderness. 1885 01:50:44,705 --> 01:50:48,073 Allow me the honor of shaking your hand. 1886 01:50:48,109 --> 01:50:50,142 Why, well, thank you, friends. 1887 01:50:50,177 --> 01:50:51,788 Nice to be able to talk to somebody again. 1888 01:50:51,812 --> 01:50:54,780 Just who may I ask do we have the unexpected pleasure 1889 01:50:54,815 --> 01:50:56,348 of meeting up with? 1890 01:50:56,384 --> 01:50:57,950 Just call me Bill. 1891 01:50:57,985 --> 01:50:59,218 You folks from around here? 1892 01:50:59,253 --> 01:51:01,020 We're from around everywhere. 1893 01:51:01,055 --> 01:51:02,821 Yeah, we travel and we sing. 1894 01:51:02,857 --> 01:51:05,824 Haven't you ever heard of the Passion Pilgrim Gospeleers? 1895 01:51:05,860 --> 01:51:08,594 Well, I've kind of been out of touch with the Gospel recently. 1896 01:51:08,629 --> 01:51:11,797 Why, we're the prizewinningest Gospel-singingest quartet 1897 01:51:11,832 --> 01:51:14,566 east of the Rockies! 1898 01:51:14,602 --> 01:51:18,003 Quartet? Why, there's only three of you. 1899 01:51:18,039 --> 01:51:20,072 Well, you see, brother 1900 01:51:20,107 --> 01:51:21,840 we suffered a casualty last night. 1901 01:51:21,876 --> 01:51:24,443 Yes, there was our number four man, Russ 1902 01:51:24,478 --> 01:51:26,056 suddenly taken with temptation. 1903 01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:28,125 And in desperation he cried out.. 1904 01:51:28,149 --> 01:51:29,326 "Get thee behind me, Satan." 1905 01:51:29,350 --> 01:51:30,560 And Satan got... 1906 01:51:30,584 --> 01:51:31,383 And Satan pushed... 1907 01:51:31,419 --> 01:51:32,851 And he pushed him... 1908 01:51:32,887 --> 01:51:35,721 Right into the arms of a bouncing Babylonian Jezebel 1909 01:51:35,756 --> 01:51:37,122 from Biloxi, Mississippi. 1910 01:51:37,158 --> 01:51:39,058 Oh, the soul was strong 1911 01:51:39,093 --> 01:51:40,559 but the flesh was weak. 1912 01:51:40,594 --> 01:51:43,662 And that's why divine providence led us to you. 1913 01:51:43,698 --> 01:51:45,364 You may be Bill 1914 01:51:45,399 --> 01:51:48,600 but that voice inside you is Russ. 1915 01:51:48,636 --> 01:51:50,580 Well, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. 1916 01:51:50,604 --> 01:51:52,382 I've had a lot of shuffling around lately. 1917 01:51:52,406 --> 01:51:54,151 Well, your shuffling days are over. 1918 01:51:54,175 --> 01:51:55,708 Why, with your voice 1919 01:51:55,743 --> 01:51:57,943 we could go right on being a prizewinning quartet. 1920 01:51:57,978 --> 01:52:00,512 You mean I can make a living just singing with you? 1921 01:52:00,548 --> 01:52:02,181 There's a handful of ways. 1922 01:52:02,216 --> 01:52:03,849 Either you tote that box... 1923 01:52:03,884 --> 01:52:06,118 - Lift that bale... - Shine that shoe... 1924 01:52:06,153 --> 01:52:07,986 - Or sing. - We sing. 1925 01:52:08,022 --> 01:52:09,221 But before we do 1926 01:52:09,256 --> 01:52:10,534 somebody's either gotta get buried 1927 01:52:10,558 --> 01:52:11,990 or somebody's gotta get married. 1928 01:52:12,026 --> 01:52:13,459 Over in Rainbow Valley 1929 01:52:13,494 --> 01:52:15,572 there's a couple just aching to be spliced. 1930 01:52:15,596 --> 01:52:18,864 And a $20 bill just aching to be split. 1931 01:52:18,899 --> 01:52:20,532 Will you join us? 1932 01:52:20,568 --> 01:52:23,035 Brothers, you are now a quartet. 1933 01:52:23,070 --> 01:52:24,503 Ha ha ha! Good! 1934 01:52:24,538 --> 01:52:26,972 Now, in preparation for this ceremony 1935 01:52:27,007 --> 01:52:29,074 we take our text from Genesis 1936 01:52:29,110 --> 01:52:30,375 wherein it says... 1937 01:52:30,411 --> 01:52:33,145 "Adam and Eve begat Cain and Abel." 1938 01:52:33,180 --> 01:52:35,380 From thence on, the history of the world 1939 01:52:35,416 --> 01:52:38,350 is just the history of who begat who. 1940 01:52:38,385 --> 01:52:39,863 Well, then what do I sing in that? 1941 01:52:39,887 --> 01:52:42,054 Oh, you carry the big theme of this song. 1942 01:52:42,089 --> 01:52:44,356 You stress the word "Begat." 1943 01:52:44,391 --> 01:52:46,225 And keep stressing it. 1944 01:52:46,260 --> 01:52:48,260 Can you remember that? 1945 01:52:48,295 --> 01:52:49,862 I got it. 1946 01:52:51,098 --> 01:52:52,297 ♪ I got it 1947 01:52:52,333 --> 01:52:53,365 ♪ I got it 1948 01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:55,134 ♪ I got it 1949 01:52:55,169 --> 01:52:57,870 ♪ We got it 1950 01:52:57,905 --> 01:53:00,739 ♪ The Lord made Adam The Lord made Eve ♪ 1951 01:53:00,775 --> 01:53:03,675 ♪ He made them both a little bit naive ♪ 1952 01:53:06,147 --> 01:53:08,914 ♪ They lived as free as the summer breeze ♪ 1953 01:53:08,949 --> 01:53:11,884 ♪ Without pajamas and without chemise ♪ 1954 01:53:14,155 --> 01:53:19,024 ♪ Until they stumbled on the apple trees ♪ 1955 01:53:19,059 --> 01:53:21,860 ♪ Then she looked at him 1956 01:53:21,896 --> 01:53:24,296 ♪ And he looked at her 1957 01:53:24,331 --> 01:53:29,868 ♪ And they knew immediately what the world was for ♪ 1958 01:53:29,904 --> 01:53:32,538 ♪ He said Give me my cane ♪ 1959 01:53:32,573 --> 01:53:35,607 ♪ He said Give me my hat ♪ 1960 01:53:35,643 --> 01:53:38,410 ♪ The time has come 1961 01:53:38,445 --> 01:53:39,945 ♪ To begin the begat 1962 01:53:39,980 --> 01:53:41,847 ♪ The begat the begat 1963 01:53:41,882 --> 01:53:44,516 ♪ So they begat Cain and they begat Abel ♪ 1964 01:53:44,552 --> 01:53:47,319 ♪ Who begat the rabble at the Tower of Babel ♪ 1965 01:53:47,354 --> 01:53:48,587 ♪ They begat the Cohens 1966 01:53:48,622 --> 01:53:50,322 ♪ They begat O'Rourkes 1967 01:53:50,357 --> 01:53:52,724 ♪ And they begat the people who believed in storks ♪ 1968 01:53:52,760 --> 01:53:55,460 ♪ Lordy Lordy How they did begat ♪ 1969 01:53:55,496 --> 01:53:57,029 ♪ How they be-be-begat 1970 01:53:57,064 --> 01:53:58,564 ♪ Even more than that 1971 01:53:58,599 --> 01:54:01,433 ♪ When the begat got to getting under par ♪ 1972 01:54:01,468 --> 01:54:03,869 ♪ They begat the daughters of the DAR ♪ 1973 01:54:03,904 --> 01:54:06,772 ♪ They begat the babbies of the bourgeoisie ♪ 1974 01:54:06,807 --> 01:54:08,974 ♪ Who begat the misbegotten VIP ♪ 1975 01:54:09,009 --> 01:54:11,944 ♪ They begat boom boom They begat boom boom ♪ 1976 01:54:11,979 --> 01:54:14,913 ♪ It was pleasing to Jezebel pleasing to Ruth ♪ 1977 01:54:14,949 --> 01:54:17,649 ♪ It pleased the League of Women Shoppers in Duluth ♪ 1978 01:54:17,685 --> 01:54:20,652 ♪ Though the movie censors tried the facts to hide ♪ 1979 01:54:20,688 --> 01:54:22,988 ♪ The movie-goers up and multiplied ♪ 1980 01:54:23,023 --> 01:54:25,591 ♪ Lordy Lordy how they multiplied ♪ 1981 01:54:25,626 --> 01:54:27,259 ♪ How they multiplied 1982 01:54:27,294 --> 01:54:28,627 ♪ How they multiplied 1983 01:54:28,662 --> 01:54:31,296 ♪ Soon it swept the world 1984 01:54:31,332 --> 01:54:34,166 ♪ Every land and lingo 1985 01:54:34,201 --> 01:54:36,735 ♪ It became the rage 1986 01:54:36,770 --> 01:54:38,804 ♪ It was bigger than bingo 1987 01:54:39,974 --> 01:54:42,574 ♪ The white begat the red begat ♪ 1988 01:54:42,610 --> 01:54:45,410 ♪ The folks who shoulda stood in bed begat ♪ 1989 01:54:45,446 --> 01:54:47,779 ♪ The Greeks begat the Swedes begat ♪ 1990 01:54:47,815 --> 01:54:50,616 ♪ Why even Britishers in tweed begat ♪ 1991 01:54:50,651 --> 01:54:53,552 ♪ And Lordy Lordy what their seeds begat ♪ 1992 01:54:56,290 --> 01:54:59,491 ♪ The Lapps and Lithuanians ♪ Begat 1993 01:54:59,526 --> 01:55:02,594 ♪ Scranton Pennsylvanians ♪ Begat 1994 01:55:02,630 --> 01:55:06,064 ♪ Strict vegetarians ♪ Begat 1995 01:55:06,100 --> 01:55:09,668 ♪ Honorary Aryans ♪ Begat 1996 01:55:09,703 --> 01:55:13,672 ♪ Starting from Genesis ♪ They begat 1997 01:55:13,707 --> 01:55:16,875 ♪ Heroes and menaces ♪ Begat 1998 01:55:16,911 --> 01:55:19,811 ♪ Black filibusterers ♪ Begat 1999 01:55:19,847 --> 01:55:22,447 ♪ Income tax adjusters ♪ Begat 2000 01:55:22,483 --> 01:55:25,017 ♪ 'Twas naturaler and naturaler to begat ♪ 2001 01:55:25,052 --> 01:55:28,220 ♪ And sometimes a bachelor ♪ He begat 2002 01:55:28,255 --> 01:55:31,323 ♪ It didn't matter whichaways they begat ♪ 2003 01:55:31,358 --> 01:55:33,659 ♪ Sons of habitues begat 2004 01:55:33,694 --> 01:55:36,194 ♪ So bless them all ♪ So bless them all 2005 01:55:36,230 --> 01:55:39,231 ♪ Who go to bat? ♪ Who go to bat? 2006 01:55:39,266 --> 01:55:41,533 ♪ And heed the call 2007 01:55:41,568 --> 01:55:48,073 ♪ Of the begat ♪ 2008 01:56:03,490 --> 01:56:06,091 ♪ Look look 2009 01:56:06,126 --> 01:56:09,328 ♪ Look to the rainbow 2010 01:56:09,363 --> 01:56:11,663 ♪ Follow it over 2011 01:56:11,699 --> 01:56:15,200 ♪ The hill and stream 2012 01:56:15,235 --> 01:56:18,203 ♪ Look look 2013 01:56:18,238 --> 01:56:21,606 ♪ Look to the rainbow 2014 01:56:21,642 --> 01:56:27,813 ♪ Follow the fellow who follows a dream ♪ 2015 01:56:27,848 --> 01:56:31,283 ♪ Follow the fellow 2016 01:56:31,318 --> 01:56:34,553 ♪ Follow the fellow 2017 01:56:34,588 --> 01:56:40,692 ♪ Follow the fellow who follows a dream ♪ 2018 01:56:40,728 --> 01:56:43,495 ♪ 'Twas a sumptuous gift 2019 01:56:43,530 --> 01:56:45,964 ♪ To bequeath to a child 2020 01:56:46,000 --> 01:56:48,767 ♪ For the lure of that song 2021 01:56:48,802 --> 01:56:51,670 ♪ Keeps my head running wild 2022 01:56:51,705 --> 01:56:54,439 ♪ So I searched all the earth ♪ 2023 01:56:54,475 --> 01:56:57,242 ♪ And I scanned all the skies ♪ 2024 01:56:57,277 --> 01:57:00,145 ♪ And I found it at last 2025 01:57:00,180 --> 01:57:05,283 ♪ In my own true love's eyes ♪ 2026 01:57:05,319 --> 01:57:07,552 ♪ Look look 2027 01:57:07,588 --> 01:57:10,288 ♪ Look to the rainbow 2028 01:57:10,324 --> 01:57:12,391 ♪ Follow it over 2029 01:57:12,426 --> 01:57:14,926 ♪ The hill and stream 2030 01:57:14,962 --> 01:57:16,006 Dearly beloved 2031 01:57:16,030 --> 01:57:17,374 we are gathered here today to join.. 2032 01:57:17,398 --> 01:57:19,164 Stand back, everybody! 2033 01:57:19,199 --> 01:57:20,477 This man and this woman.. 2034 01:57:23,937 --> 01:57:25,570 Don't want any trouble here. 2035 01:57:25,606 --> 01:57:27,039 Just what do you want? 2036 01:57:27,074 --> 01:57:28,118 Ms. Sharon McLonergan. 2037 01:57:28,142 --> 01:57:29,341 Mrs. Sharon Mahoney 2038 01:57:29,376 --> 01:57:32,677 in a few minutes, if you don't mind. 2039 01:57:34,481 --> 01:57:35,647 ♪ Look look 2040 01:57:35,682 --> 01:57:37,416 Dearly beloved 2041 01:57:37,451 --> 01:57:39,229 we are gathered here today to join... 2042 01:57:39,253 --> 01:57:41,353 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 2043 01:57:41,388 --> 01:57:44,356 No, no, no, no, no, no. 2044 01:57:44,391 --> 01:57:46,058 I got a warrant for your arrest. 2045 01:57:46,093 --> 01:57:47,325 On what charge? 2046 01:57:47,361 --> 01:57:49,761 People of the state versus Ms. Sharon McLonergan. 2047 01:57:49,797 --> 01:57:52,998 - The charge is demoting. - Demoting? 2048 01:57:53,033 --> 01:57:54,644 Demoting a member of the white race. 2049 01:57:54,668 --> 01:57:56,034 Namely Senator Rawkins 2050 01:57:56,070 --> 01:57:57,747 'down to a member of the Negro race.' 2051 01:57:57,771 --> 01:58:00,138 By means of witchcraft. 2052 01:58:00,174 --> 01:58:02,607 There's a law against witchcraft in this state. 2053 01:58:02,643 --> 01:58:06,044 Yes, I know. It was passed in 1690. 2054 01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:08,280 I think it's about time we repealed that law! 2055 01:58:08,315 --> 01:58:09,848 Right now! 2056 01:58:09,883 --> 01:58:10,916 Yeah! 2057 01:58:13,320 --> 01:58:15,498 Hold it! Hold it, I says! 2058 01:58:15,522 --> 01:58:17,055 Arrest that witch. 2059 01:58:20,627 --> 01:58:23,139 Alright, Bill. Do your duty. 2060 01:58:23,163 --> 01:58:24,463 Sure thing. 2061 01:58:24,498 --> 01:58:25,797 Alright, come and get me, then. 2062 01:58:25,833 --> 01:58:26,976 - Come and get me. - Arrest her, Sam! 2063 01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,767 - Arrest her! - Come on! 2064 01:58:28,802 --> 01:58:29,913 Arrest her, Sam, arrest her! 2065 01:58:29,937 --> 01:58:31,603 I-I'm only the second deputy. 2066 01:58:31,638 --> 01:58:32,749 'You're the first deputy.' 2067 01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:34,606 Sheriff, quit stalling! Arrest her! 2068 01:58:34,641 --> 01:58:35,819 Let's turn them into pumpkins 2069 01:58:35,843 --> 01:58:37,275 and put candles in 'em, Sharon! 2070 01:58:40,114 --> 01:58:42,514 Now, don't you try any hocus-pocus. 2071 01:58:42,549 --> 01:58:44,749 You can't goofer us now. 2072 01:58:44,785 --> 01:58:46,218 That there's lizard dust. 2073 01:58:46,253 --> 01:58:48,353 Lizard dust? 2074 01:58:48,388 --> 01:58:49,754 Witchcraft? 2075 01:58:49,790 --> 01:58:51,401 Well, you don't really believe I'm a witch. 2076 01:58:51,425 --> 01:58:53,325 - Do you? - Go get her. 2077 01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:54,504 - Here. - Ow! 2078 01:58:54,528 --> 01:58:56,128 No-now, wait a minute now. 2079 01:58:56,163 --> 01:58:59,364 Gentlemen, g-gentlemen, don't let her bedevil you. 2080 01:58:59,399 --> 01:59:01,633 A witch she is, and a witch she's always been! 2081 01:59:02,903 --> 01:59:05,137 Finian.. 2082 01:59:05,172 --> 01:59:07,183 He-he's touched in the head. He doesn't know what he's say... 2083 01:59:07,207 --> 01:59:10,342 Oh, yes, I do, by-by the age of ten 2084 01:59:10,377 --> 01:59:12,288 she'd already developed her uncanny powers 2085 01:59:12,312 --> 01:59:15,280 and was changing me good whiskey into milk. 2086 01:59:15,315 --> 01:59:16,915 It was a crisis! 2087 01:59:16,950 --> 01:59:19,751 From then on, one change led to another 2088 01:59:19,786 --> 01:59:22,320 and now you're all witnesses to this unhappy climax. 2089 01:59:22,356 --> 01:59:24,200 She's changed a white man into a black.. 2090 01:59:24,224 --> 01:59:26,124 - Let me talk to you a minute. - Woody, don.. 2091 01:59:26,160 --> 01:59:27,804 Leave me, Woody, I'm doing the right thing. 2092 01:59:27,828 --> 01:59:30,262 - Alright, let's go. - Get your hands.. 2093 01:59:30,297 --> 01:59:31,930 Wait a minute! 2094 01:59:31,965 --> 01:59:34,232 You know, uh, b-being a witch, she can also, uh.. 2095 01:59:34,268 --> 01:59:35,945 Change a black man into a white. 2096 01:59:35,969 --> 01:59:38,203 You mean she can make Rawkins white again? 2097 01:59:38,238 --> 01:59:40,517 Or-or any other color that Your Honor pleases. 2098 01:59:40,541 --> 01:59:42,174 - Alright! - Ooh! 2099 01:59:42,209 --> 01:59:43,853 'Turn him into a white man now.' 2100 01:59:43,877 --> 01:59:46,745 Now, just a minute, I got something to say about that. 2101 01:59:46,780 --> 01:59:49,748 By God! It's Senator Rawkins. 2102 01:59:49,783 --> 01:59:51,750 Calm yourself, senator, you're in no position 2103 01:59:51,785 --> 01:59:52,951 to have opinions right now. 2104 01:59:52,986 --> 01:59:55,298 Hm, who's in a better position? 2105 01:59:55,322 --> 01:59:58,423 Boy, can I see both sides of this question! 2106 01:59:58,458 --> 02:00:00,036 How much time will she need? 2107 02:00:00,060 --> 02:00:02,105 Oof, well, for a bit of a thing like that 2108 02:00:02,129 --> 02:00:04,663 I would say, uh, until the crack of dawn. 2109 02:00:04,698 --> 02:00:06,531 'I will not be used as evidence' 2110 02:00:06,567 --> 02:00:08,133 in any witchcraft trial! 2111 02:00:08,168 --> 02:00:09,668 Yeah! 2112 02:00:09,703 --> 02:00:11,903 Take him, boys! He's Exhibit-A. 2113 02:00:11,939 --> 02:00:12,939 Her too. 2114 02:00:19,479 --> 02:00:21,646 Now, now, now, uh-uh.. 2115 02:00:21,682 --> 02:00:23,615 For your own safety's sake, Your Honor 2116 02:00:23,650 --> 02:00:24,661 if I were you, I wouldn't be trying 2117 02:00:24,685 --> 02:00:26,551 to move her, or him. 2118 02:00:29,356 --> 02:00:31,289 Alright. 2119 02:00:31,325 --> 02:00:32,757 The crack of dawn. 2120 02:00:32,793 --> 02:00:35,427 Or it'll be the crack of doom, hear? 2121 02:00:35,462 --> 02:00:38,029 Alright, sheriff, move 'em all out but these two. 2122 02:00:38,065 --> 02:00:39,931 Clear everybody out of here! 2123 02:00:39,967 --> 02:00:42,901 Come on! Move them out of here. 2124 02:00:43,971 --> 02:00:47,239 'No, sit down! No!' 2125 02:00:47,274 --> 02:00:50,542 Wait a minute! Wai.. 2126 02:00:50,577 --> 02:00:52,544 - Sit down. - Get out of here, boy! 2127 02:00:52,579 --> 02:00:54,339 Get that boy out of here! 2128 02:00:57,251 --> 02:01:00,885 The crock's in the ground, and all's well with the world. 2129 02:01:09,763 --> 02:01:11,329 It's gone. 2130 02:01:16,803 --> 02:01:18,670 It's gone. It's not here! 2131 02:01:21,575 --> 02:01:23,808 Leprechaun! Og! 2132 02:01:24,711 --> 02:01:27,379 Nemesis! Og! 2133 02:01:27,414 --> 02:01:29,281 'Og!' 2134 02:01:29,316 --> 02:01:31,483 'Sharon!' 2135 02:01:33,520 --> 02:01:35,720 Sharon McLonergan! 2136 02:01:39,326 --> 02:01:40,326 Sharon? 2137 02:01:43,297 --> 02:01:44,297 Sharon. 2138 02:01:47,701 --> 02:01:49,868 Look at me, Sharon. 2139 02:01:49,903 --> 02:01:52,904 I'm 90 percent mortal now 2140 02:01:52,939 --> 02:01:55,840 and a 100 percent miserable. 2141 02:01:55,876 --> 02:01:58,410 It's a frenzy, a frenzy. 2142 02:02:00,714 --> 02:02:02,847 The only cure for it is you. 2143 02:02:06,520 --> 02:02:07,800 Sharon? 2144 02:02:13,260 --> 02:02:16,928 I feel better already just being near you. 2145 02:02:16,963 --> 02:02:21,333 That scent of your hair, touch of your hand. 2146 02:02:21,368 --> 02:02:23,012 Oh, the miracle of it, the miracle of it. 2147 02:02:23,036 --> 02:02:25,403 The sweet, sweet miracle of it. 2148 02:02:30,444 --> 02:02:31,776 She loves me! 2149 02:02:31,812 --> 02:02:33,845 Her hand fits me cheek. 2150 02:02:33,880 --> 02:02:35,825 Oh, Sharon, you're the only one! 2151 02:02:35,849 --> 02:02:37,515 The only one! 2152 02:02:40,020 --> 02:02:42,354 You're not Sharon at all. 2153 02:02:42,389 --> 02:02:44,856 You're Susan the Silent. 2154 02:02:44,891 --> 02:02:47,459 Yet I still I feel the same frenzy for you. 2155 02:02:49,629 --> 02:02:51,830 Is this what it's like to be mortal? 2156 02:02:53,433 --> 02:02:59,904 Is every girl the only girl? I'm beginning to like it. 2157 02:03:01,274 --> 02:03:04,876 ♪ Oh my heart is beating wildly ♪ 2158 02:03:04,911 --> 02:03:08,947 ♪ And it's all because you're here ♪ 2159 02:03:08,982 --> 02:03:12,851 ♪ When I'm not near 2160 02:03:12,886 --> 02:03:16,788 ♪ The girl I love 2161 02:03:16,823 --> 02:03:20,525 ♪ I love the girl I'm near 2162 02:03:20,560 --> 02:03:24,529 ♪ Every femme that flutters by me ♪ 2163 02:03:24,564 --> 02:03:29,167 ♪ Is a flame that must be fanned ♪ 2164 02:03:29,202 --> 02:03:32,704 ♪ When I can't fondle 2165 02:03:32,739 --> 02:03:36,641 ♪ The hand I'm fond of 2166 02:03:36,676 --> 02:03:41,079 ♪ I fondle the hand at hand 2167 02:03:42,015 --> 02:03:45,717 ♪ My heart's in a pickle 2168 02:03:45,752 --> 02:03:49,254 ♪ It's constantly fickle 2169 02:03:49,289 --> 02:03:52,056 ♪ And not too partickle 2170 02:03:52,092 --> 02:03:55,026 ♪ I fear 2171 02:03:55,061 --> 02:03:58,897 ♪ When I'm not near 2172 02:03:58,932 --> 02:04:03,067 ♪ The girl I love 2173 02:04:03,103 --> 02:04:06,871 ♪ I love the girl I'm near! 2174 02:04:06,907 --> 02:04:08,373 Sharon! 2175 02:04:08,408 --> 02:04:10,575 I-I mean Susan. 2176 02:04:10,610 --> 02:04:13,278 Susan! 2177 02:04:13,313 --> 02:04:17,348 ♪ What if they're tall and tender? ♪ 2178 02:04:17,384 --> 02:04:21,252 ♪ What if they're small and slender? ♪ 2179 02:04:21,288 --> 02:04:24,756 ♪ Long as they got that gender 2180 02:04:24,791 --> 02:04:25,957 ♪ I surrender! 2181 02:04:29,062 --> 02:04:33,031 ♪ Always I can't refuse 'em 2182 02:04:33,066 --> 02:04:36,968 ♪ Always my feet pursues 'em 2183 02:04:37,003 --> 02:04:40,638 ♪ Long as they've got a bosom 2184 02:04:40,674 --> 02:04:41,873 ♪ I woos 'em! 2185 02:05:00,794 --> 02:05:04,896 ♪ I love the girl I'm near 2186 02:05:12,939 --> 02:05:16,741 ♪ When I'm not near 2187 02:05:16,776 --> 02:05:21,479 ♪ The girl I love 2188 02:05:21,515 --> 02:05:26,518 ♪ I love the girl I'm near 2189 02:05:59,152 --> 02:06:03,021 ♪ I'm confessing a confession 2190 02:06:03,056 --> 02:06:07,458 ♪ And I hope I'm not verbose 2191 02:06:07,494 --> 02:06:11,896 ♪ When I'm not close to the kiss ♪ 2192 02:06:11,932 --> 02:06:14,666 ♪ That I cling to 2193 02:06:14,701 --> 02:06:18,636 ♪ I cling to the kiss that's close ♪ 2194 02:06:18,672 --> 02:06:22,640 ♪ As I'm more and more a mortal ♪ 2195 02:06:22,676 --> 02:06:27,245 ♪ I am more and more a case ♪ 2196 02:06:27,280 --> 02:06:31,583 ♪ When I'm not facing the face ♪ 2197 02:06:31,618 --> 02:06:34,452 ♪ That I fancy 2198 02:06:34,487 --> 02:06:38,523 ♪ I fancy the face I face ♪ 2199 02:06:38,558 --> 02:06:42,860 ♪ For Sharon I'm caring 2200 02:06:42,896 --> 02:06:48,099 ♪ But Susan I'm choosing 2201 02:06:48,134 --> 02:06:52,737 ♪ I'm faithful to whos'n is here ♪ 2202 02:06:52,772 --> 02:06:56,307 ♪ When I'm not near 2203 02:06:56,343 --> 02:07:00,979 ♪ The girl I love 2204 02:07:01,014 --> 02:07:05,950 ♪ I love the girl 2205 02:07:05,986 --> 02:07:10,254 ♪ I'm near ♪ 2206 02:07:10,290 --> 02:07:12,357 So there you are! 2207 02:07:12,392 --> 02:07:16,027 The wrath of Ozymandias on ya! 2208 02:07:19,299 --> 02:07:21,766 From dusk to sunup, I've searched forest and hill 2209 02:07:21,801 --> 02:07:25,169 and now I find ya philandering with a woman in your arms! 2210 02:07:25,205 --> 02:07:27,438 - What's wrong with that? - What's wrong? 2211 02:07:27,474 --> 02:07:30,375 At a moment like this? Have you forgotten me daughter, Sharon? 2212 02:07:30,410 --> 02:07:33,044 I have not! She's the woman I love. 2213 02:07:33,079 --> 02:07:35,213 Present company excepted. 2214 02:07:35,248 --> 02:07:37,448 Have you forgotten the shamrock of her eyes 2215 02:07:37,484 --> 02:07:39,317 and her voice like the bells of St. Mary's? 2216 02:07:39,352 --> 02:07:41,786 - Has anything happened? - Indeed, it has. 2217 02:07:41,821 --> 02:07:45,156 'This is her last sunrise.' 2218 02:07:45,191 --> 02:07:46,802 'Twenty minutes from now at the crack of dawn' 2219 02:07:46,826 --> 02:07:48,866 'the glory that was once Sharon and the boy' 2220 02:07:48,895 --> 02:07:52,997 that was her beloved will perish in smoke and flame! 2221 02:07:53,033 --> 02:07:55,800 I told you the gold could only bring you doom and gloom. 2222 02:07:55,835 --> 02:07:57,235 Gloom and doom! 2223 02:07:57,270 --> 02:07:59,348 Don't blame the gold! You're the culprit! 2224 02:07:59,372 --> 02:08:00,972 - I? - Aye, you! 2225 02:08:01,007 --> 02:08:02,785 If you weren't a leprechaun, you'd have had no pot of gold 2226 02:08:02,809 --> 02:08:04,654 if you had no pot of gold, I wouldn't have been forced 2227 02:08:04,678 --> 02:08:06,789 to borrow it, I wouldn't have come to this primitive country 2228 02:08:06,813 --> 02:08:08,324 and me daughter wouldn't have been burned at the stake 2229 02:08:08,348 --> 02:08:10,081 for witchcraft! 2230 02:08:10,116 --> 02:08:13,484 It's my fault. It's all my fault. 2231 02:08:13,520 --> 02:08:15,687 Oh, the merciful saints, forgive me. 2232 02:08:17,023 --> 02:08:19,557 A-and her poor, broken father will forgive you too 2233 02:08:19,592 --> 02:08:21,604 if you'll just spare a little magic for her. 2234 02:08:21,628 --> 02:08:23,895 'Oh, anything, Mr. McLonergan. I'd do anything.' 2235 02:08:23,930 --> 02:08:26,342 'Then turn the senator white again in God's name' 2236 02:08:26,366 --> 02:08:27,865 'and save Sharon's life.' 2237 02:08:27,901 --> 02:08:29,901 'Og, we've only 20 minutes!' 2238 02:08:29,936 --> 02:08:32,370 Well, Sambo. 2239 02:08:32,405 --> 02:08:34,772 You don't look like you lightened up a smidgen. 2240 02:08:34,808 --> 02:08:37,341 Well, I could do it in a minute, then we'd have 19 minutes left. 2241 02:08:37,377 --> 02:08:38,988 Oh, thank heavens. I knew you wouldn't fail me. 2242 02:08:39,012 --> 02:08:40,278 Hey! 2243 02:08:40,313 --> 02:08:42,313 Why not wait 19 minutes 2244 02:08:42,348 --> 02:08:44,782 and leave it all to the last minute? 2245 02:08:44,818 --> 02:08:46,017 It's more dramatic. 2246 02:08:46,052 --> 02:08:49,520 Now, Og. Now! It's a matter of life and death! 2247 02:08:49,556 --> 02:08:51,000 Very well, Mr. McLonergan, I'll just be needing 2248 02:08:51,024 --> 02:08:52,390 one thing from you. 2249 02:08:52,425 --> 02:08:54,170 What is it you need? What is it? Speak up, man! What? 2250 02:08:54,194 --> 02:08:55,571 - What do you need? - The crock of gold. 2251 02:08:55,595 --> 02:08:57,306 Give me the strength! 2252 02:08:57,330 --> 02:08:58,808 Give me the strength to resist me own strength 2253 02:08:58,832 --> 02:09:00,276 to keep from choking him to death! 2254 02:09:00,300 --> 02:09:01,444 How can you stand there that brazen 2255 02:09:01,468 --> 02:09:02,934 and pretend ya haven't got it? 2256 02:09:02,969 --> 02:09:05,203 - But I haven't got it! - But you haven't got it.. 2257 02:09:05,238 --> 02:09:06,471 Why can't I find it? 2258 02:09:06,506 --> 02:09:07,783 I've dug more holes this very night 2259 02:09:07,807 --> 02:09:09,652 than all the gophers in Christendom! 2260 02:09:09,676 --> 02:09:11,943 Well, look, think back to the night when you buried it. 2261 02:09:11,978 --> 02:09:14,090 - What exactly were you doing? - I don't know where it is. 2262 02:09:14,114 --> 02:09:16,180 How would I know? I-I wouldn't.. 2263 02:09:16,216 --> 02:09:17,326 Well, well, well, I was standing there 2264 02:09:17,350 --> 02:09:18,461 with a jug of whiskey in one hand 2265 02:09:18,485 --> 02:09:19,862 and the crock of gold in the other... 2266 02:09:19,886 --> 02:09:21,853 For all you know you must have buried the jug 2267 02:09:21,888 --> 02:09:23,165 and swallowed the crock! 2268 02:09:23,189 --> 02:09:24,934 Why, you machiavellian little half-pint pirate! 2269 02:09:24,958 --> 02:09:27,325 Stealing me property! I want it back. I tell you! 2270 02:09:27,360 --> 02:09:29,327 Oh, please, Mr. McLonergan. I really... 2271 02:09:29,362 --> 02:09:30,906 - Where is it? - I haven't got it! 2272 02:09:30,930 --> 02:09:34,031 I'll throttle it out of you! Give it back! Where is it? 2273 02:09:34,067 --> 02:09:36,267 Where is it? Where is it? 2274 02:09:38,204 --> 02:09:40,271 Why, you perfidious little wretch! 2275 02:09:40,306 --> 02:09:41,873 I'll throttle it out of you! 2276 02:09:41,908 --> 02:09:43,674 I don't know where it is! 2277 02:09:43,710 --> 02:09:46,577 - Now, where is it? - I wish I... 2278 02:09:47,781 --> 02:09:50,248 - Where is it? - I wish I.. Agh! 2279 02:09:56,923 --> 02:09:58,823 It's almost dawn. 2280 02:10:05,765 --> 02:10:07,365 'They can't do it to her.' 2281 02:10:07,400 --> 02:10:10,635 It'll be one of me or a hundred of them! 2282 02:10:14,240 --> 02:10:18,876 Og? Og, if you have a mite of merciful magic left in you 2283 02:10:18,912 --> 02:10:21,179 help me save me daughter's life, will you now? 2284 02:10:26,019 --> 02:10:29,287 Oh, Susan. It's a crisis. 2285 02:10:29,956 --> 02:10:31,522 A crisis. 2286 02:10:33,593 --> 02:10:36,861 They're gonna burn Sharon for a witch. 2287 02:10:36,896 --> 02:10:39,530 She's not a witch. 2288 02:10:39,566 --> 02:10:44,035 She must've been standing by the crock when she made the wish. 2289 02:10:44,070 --> 02:10:47,271 Susan, you must have been there. 2290 02:10:47,307 --> 02:10:49,607 Where was Sharon standing? 2291 02:10:49,642 --> 02:10:53,044 Where, where was she.. Oh, it's no good asking you. 2292 02:10:53,079 --> 02:10:58,015 You can't hear me. I'll have to ask somebody else. 2293 02:10:58,051 --> 02:11:02,386 There's no time. Look, Susan, come here. Sit down. 2294 02:11:02,422 --> 02:11:04,889 Look, I'll dance you the questions 2295 02:11:04,924 --> 02:11:07,358 and you dance me the answers. You see what I mean? 2296 02:11:07,393 --> 02:11:09,026 Questions, answers, right? 2297 02:11:19,339 --> 02:11:21,339 I'll put it another way. 2298 02:12:05,318 --> 02:12:08,886 Susan, Susan, Susan. 2299 02:12:08,922 --> 02:12:13,691 You're a darling girl, and I, I love you very much.. 2300 02:12:13,726 --> 02:12:16,727 But I just wish to God you could talk. 2301 02:12:18,498 --> 02:12:21,732 - I love you. - Hm? 2302 02:12:23,903 --> 02:12:26,070 I love you. 2303 02:12:28,574 --> 02:12:32,410 What beautiful new words. 2304 02:12:32,445 --> 02:12:35,513 - Will you say 'em again? - I love you. 2305 02:12:35,548 --> 02:12:39,250 She loves me. She loves me! 2306 02:12:39,285 --> 02:12:42,453 You're talking, Susan! Where was Sharon standing? 2307 02:12:42,488 --> 02:12:46,390 - I love you! - You love.. Oh, I know that! 2308 02:12:46,426 --> 02:12:48,693 But you're talking. 2309 02:12:48,728 --> 02:12:52,997 That means I must have wished you into it. 2310 02:12:53,032 --> 02:12:56,467 Which means I must have been standing over the crock. 2311 02:12:56,502 --> 02:12:59,804 The crock. The crock. 2312 02:12:59,839 --> 02:13:03,374 It looks like you are permanently a black man. 2313 02:13:18,691 --> 02:13:21,726 Oh, my heavens, what have I done? 2314 02:13:30,470 --> 02:13:32,436 The crock. 2315 02:13:37,443 --> 02:13:40,244 There's only one wish left. 2316 02:13:40,279 --> 02:13:42,847 The last one. 2317 02:13:44,384 --> 02:13:47,084 If I use it to wish the senator white.. 2318 02:13:49,589 --> 02:13:51,322 I'll never be a leprechaun again. 2319 02:13:55,294 --> 02:13:57,528 We've gotta sound the alarm. 2320 02:13:57,563 --> 02:14:00,865 Yes. Mr. Rogers, sound the alarm. 2321 02:14:02,268 --> 02:14:07,705 Fire. Fire. Fire. 2322 02:14:07,740 --> 02:14:10,541 But I don't wanna be mortal. 2323 02:14:11,411 --> 02:14:14,779 I wanna go back to Fairyland. 2324 02:14:29,796 --> 02:14:31,962 Fairyland was never like this. 2325 02:14:35,568 --> 02:14:36,767 Where is she? 2326 02:14:37,937 --> 02:14:41,539 Rawkins, ya blackguard, I wish you're white. 2327 02:14:49,549 --> 02:14:51,982 - She turned him white! - He's done it! 2328 02:14:54,153 --> 02:14:55,286 Thank you, Og. 2329 02:14:55,321 --> 02:14:57,888 Release those prisoners! 2330 02:14:57,924 --> 02:15:00,891 Let them out! Let them go! 2331 02:15:49,709 --> 02:15:52,943 Put it out! Put it out! 2332 02:16:01,721 --> 02:16:04,066 'Come on! Keep that water coming in here!' 2333 02:16:04,090 --> 02:16:05,834 - Keep the water coming! - Keep the water coming. 2334 02:16:05,858 --> 02:16:08,036 - Keep the water coming. - Keep the water coming. 2335 02:16:08,060 --> 02:16:11,562 Keep the water coming. Keep the water coming. 2336 02:16:11,597 --> 02:16:14,798 - Susan is talking! - Susan's talking! 2337 02:16:14,834 --> 02:16:16,245 - Susan is talking! - Susan's talking. 2338 02:16:16,269 --> 02:16:18,736 - Oh, Susan's talking. - Susan's talking. 2339 02:16:18,771 --> 02:16:21,438 - Susan's talking. - Susan's talking. 2340 02:16:21,474 --> 02:16:24,909 Susan, Susan's talking? 2341 02:16:24,944 --> 02:16:28,145 Woody! Susan's talking. 2342 02:16:28,181 --> 02:16:32,383 - What? - Susan's talking! 2343 02:16:32,418 --> 02:16:33,962 - Is it true? - Mm-hm. 2344 02:16:33,986 --> 02:16:35,264 Well, say something, will you? 2345 02:16:35,288 --> 02:16:37,121 I've been waiting 20 years to hear you. 2346 02:16:37,156 --> 02:16:39,990 - Isn't it grandish, Woody? - Ah! 2347 02:16:41,394 --> 02:16:46,330 Oh, so you used the crock to wish back Susan's tongue. 2348 02:16:46,365 --> 02:16:49,033 And you used up the last wish. 2349 02:16:49,068 --> 02:16:51,802 And now the crock has turned to worthless dross. 2350 02:16:51,837 --> 02:16:53,637 Aye, right, Mr. McLonergan. Dross. 2351 02:16:53,673 --> 02:16:58,209 - Oh, no! - Worthless dross. 2352 02:16:58,244 --> 02:17:00,711 Hey, Woody! Over here! The lab's going! 2353 02:17:17,330 --> 02:17:19,163 Four years of sweat and work 2354 02:17:19,198 --> 02:17:21,232 and it's all going up in smoke! 2355 02:17:21,267 --> 02:17:22,945 It's alright, Howard. It's alright. 2356 02:17:22,969 --> 02:17:25,169 We're gonna put it right out. 2357 02:17:26,572 --> 02:17:29,940 Oh, now, it's smoking! 2358 02:17:43,022 --> 02:17:46,323 Homegrown mentholated smoke! 2359 02:17:49,495 --> 02:17:50,839 - It burns! - It burns! 2360 02:18:07,046 --> 02:18:09,580 ♪ Oh I searched all the earth ♪ 2361 02:18:09,615 --> 02:18:12,082 ♪ And I scanned all the skies ♪ 2362 02:18:12,118 --> 02:18:15,252 ♪ And I found it at last 2363 02:18:15,288 --> 02:18:19,957 ♪ In my own true love's eyes 2364 02:18:19,992 --> 02:18:22,593 ♪ Look look 2365 02:18:22,628 --> 02:18:24,995 ♪ Look to the rainbow 2366 02:18:25,031 --> 02:18:30,601 ♪ Follow it over the hill and stream ♪ 2367 02:18:30,636 --> 02:18:33,070 ♪ Look look 2368 02:18:33,105 --> 02:18:36,040 ♪ Look to the rainbow 2369 02:18:36,075 --> 02:18:42,646 ♪ Follow the fellow who follows a dream ♪ 2370 02:18:42,682 --> 02:18:45,949 ♪ Follow the fellow 2371 02:18:45,985 --> 02:18:49,520 ♪ Follow the fellow 2372 02:18:49,555 --> 02:18:52,589 ♪ Follow the fellow 2373 02:18:52,625 --> 02:18:56,860 ♪ Who follows a dream ♪ 2374 02:19:02,435 --> 02:19:06,770 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' 2375 02:19:42,475 --> 02:19:44,041 Father? 2376 02:19:45,378 --> 02:19:47,277 Are you leaving us? 2377 02:19:49,482 --> 02:19:54,385 - Aye. I've had Fort Knox. - Oh, I see. 2378 02:19:57,590 --> 02:19:59,590 Things are indeed hopeless. 2379 02:19:59,625 --> 02:20:02,760 Hopeless, but they're not serious. 2380 02:20:02,795 --> 02:20:04,962 But where are you going? 2381 02:20:04,997 --> 02:20:08,632 Oh. To find me a rainbow. 2382 02:20:08,667 --> 02:20:10,401 Finian's rainbow. 2383 02:20:10,436 --> 02:20:13,637 It never fails to come up when a McLonergan is down. 2384 02:20:13,672 --> 02:20:17,141 Surely, there may not be a pot of gold at the end of it.. 2385 02:20:17,176 --> 02:20:19,543 But there's a beautiful new world under it. 2386 02:20:23,015 --> 02:20:25,516 Make it shine on Sharon. 2387 02:20:29,588 --> 02:20:31,955 Goodbye, my darling. 2388 02:20:53,579 --> 02:20:57,114 Goodbye, me friends. I'll see you all in Glocca Morra. 2389 02:21:01,787 --> 02:21:03,120 Hey! 2390 02:21:05,658 --> 02:21:07,157 Hey! 2391 02:21:19,305 --> 02:21:22,339 Sharon, where is Glocca Morra? 2392 02:21:22,374 --> 02:21:24,374 Oh. 2393 02:21:24,410 --> 02:21:28,278 Well, you see, it's always somewhere... over there. 2394 02:21:29,882 --> 02:21:32,749 ♪ So to 2395 02:21:32,785 --> 02:21:37,254 ♪ Every weeping willow 2396 02:21:37,289 --> 02:21:42,092 ♪ To each brook along the way ♪ 2397 02:21:42,127 --> 02:21:46,897 ♪ To each lad who comes a-whistling ♪ 2398 02:21:46,932 --> 02:21:51,101 ♪ Too-ra-la-a-a-y 2399 02:21:51,136 --> 02:21:53,604 ♪ May we meet 2400 02:21:53,639 --> 02:21:59,076 ♪ In Glocca Morra 2401 02:21:59,111 --> 02:22:03,113 ♪ Some fine 2402 02:22:03,148 --> 02:22:06,416 ♪ D-a-ay 2403 02:22:06,452 --> 02:22:12,189 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 2404 02:22:12,224 --> 02:22:17,194 ♪ Is that little brook still leaping there? ♪ 2405 02:22:17,229 --> 02:22:21,031 ♪ Does it still run down to Donny Cove ♪ 2406 02:22:21,066 --> 02:22:27,404 ♪ Through Killybegs Kilkerry and Kildare? ♪ 2407 02:22:27,439 --> 02:22:32,676 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra? ♪ 2408 02:22:32,711 --> 02:22:38,115 ♪ Is that willow tree still weeping there? ♪ 2409 02:22:38,150 --> 02:22:42,286 ♪ Does that laddie with a twinkling eye ♪ 2410 02:22:42,321 --> 02:22:45,122 ♪ Come whistling by? 2411 02:22:45,157 --> 02:22:47,958 ♪ And does he walk away 2412 02:22:47,993 --> 02:22:51,028 ♪ Sad and dreamy there 2413 02:22:51,063 --> 02:22:55,399 ♪ Not to see me there? 2414 02:22:55,434 --> 02:23:00,971 ♪ So I ask each weeping willow ♪ 2415 02:23:01,006 --> 02:23:05,375 ♪ And each brook along the way ♪ 2416 02:23:05,411 --> 02:23:10,681 ♪ And each lad that comes a-whistling ♪ 2417 02:23:10,716 --> 02:23:15,218 ♪ Too-ra-lay 2418 02:23:15,254 --> 02:23:22,092 ♪ How are things in Glocca Morra ♪ 2419 02:23:22,127 --> 02:23:27,631 ♪ This fine day? ♪ 170971