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I really know what you're doing there,
Devin.
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Derek. Oh, really?
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It's my cousin's name.
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Oh.
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Anyway, that was a lot of fun, man.
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Yeah, man.
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We should do this again sometime.
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Or are you not really into that sort of
thing?
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What sort of thing?
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Seeing people more than once?
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No, I am.
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I have a boyfriend, actually, for like
over a year, so I've definitely seen him
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more than once.
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And he's okay with it?
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I mean, okay, that's a strong word.
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No, it's not. It's fine. Don't worry
about it. But I actually, I gotta run.
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It's your place.
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Right.
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Oh, Charlie, I am not still getting
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ready. Lucas is gonna pick me up and
we'll be there in like two seconds.
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Can you hurry up? Mom said that she
needs some gay energy in the house right
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now. Charlie, tell your brother we're
putting the flag up.
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She did not. What are you wearing?
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No, you cannot take photos in the house.
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Get something from my closet.
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Yes, she is putting up the pride flag
right now.
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Will you tell her it doesn't count if
she takes it down after I leave?
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Fuck. She's trying.
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Uh, Lucas is here. I gotta go.
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Okay, so remember the plan?
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We're the happiest couple the world has
ever seen.
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That sounded sarcastic.
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Everything all right?
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Uh, I just can't wait to see your
parents.
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Right.
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Damn, Matt and Johnny got engaged.
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Mm -hmm.
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That's crazy.
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I mean, we are kind of at that age,
so... It's so funny when the gays try
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keep up with the straights. Like, give
it two weeks and they're going to have a
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golden doodle.
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What's the problem with a monogamous
lifestyle?
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I mean, just because you're gay doesn't
mean you have to be a whore.
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I'm not a whore, but not every
relationship has to be like vanilla and
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cutter. I don't know. I want that.
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Well, what if I don't?
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Well, then... Well, then what?
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You know what?
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This whole open thing isn't working for
me anymore.
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Look, this fall, I saw all of these
loving, happy families taking their kids
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the pumpkin patch and finding the
perfect pumpkin. And as much as I would
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to see us in their shoes, I don't think
it'll happen like this.
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Why are we watching Family Today? Ben,
come on. Okay, I'm sorry, but like...
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I'm not really dreaming of matching
plaid family portraits right now.
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And I don't know that I ever will.
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I mean, what am I supposed to say to my
parents, who would have been married for
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eight years already at my age? Like,
sorry, Mom and Dad, I came out too late
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life, and now I feel like I'm behind in
trying to catch up.
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You underestimate them.
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Yeah, well, it's easier to make them
happy.
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Can we just discuss later?
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Discuss later?
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email. Did you really just storm away
from me? What even are we, Finn?
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You're my boyfriend. We are together. I
don't know. God, does everything need a
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label? After all this time? Yeah.
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You say you love me. I do love you, but
I said I didn't want to talk about this
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right now. You never want to talk about
it, and I'm sick of wasting time.
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How are you not sick of it? Sick of
what?
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Putting up a front all the time.
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What would you like me to do instead?
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Be honest.
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With yourself, or at least with me.
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Or we can break up.
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Hey!
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I thought I heard you too.
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Slay. Harley, you look amazing.
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Aw, you too.
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And how's my favorite twink?
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You're clearly not a twink.
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Am I?
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Quintet didn't feed.
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Well, let's go inside and celebrate,
shall we?
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Oh! What are we celebrating?
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Finn. You didn't tell him?
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Tell him what?
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About me getting 100K.
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That's what we're here for?
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Obviously.
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And you guys, I don't mean to lick my
own clit or anything, but the gays love
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me. Like a pest.
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As they should.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.
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Babe, you're looking fine as hell.
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Oh, tricky poo.
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You too, Linda.
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Oh, stop it. You really think so?
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That's it?
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Milk alert.
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Ricky, absolutely not.
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What's milk?
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This is ridiculous.
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What is she famous for?
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She posed Get Ready With Me's.
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Get ready with me celebrating my 100
,000th... Did
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you really mean what you said earlier?
Thought you didn't want to talk about
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Well, you always play these games. Oh,
I'm the one who plays games? Um, yeah.
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That's complete bullshit.
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It's coming. We're happy, remember?
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What are you two lovebirds talking
about?
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Oh, the games and stuff.
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That's a great idea. Hey, hun? Yeah,
Chuck? The boys want to play a game.
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Dad, you made us get rid of all the
games because they took up too much room
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storage. Oh, that's right. I needed room
for Marcella.
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His Vespa. It got too cold in the
garage.
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We've got some conversation cards. We
use them during book club when things
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awkward.
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So, uh, how do we play?
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I think you just ask a question to
whoever the arrow lands on.
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Sounds kind of boring, no?
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Oh, come on now, it'll be fun.
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You really get to know the people you're
playing with.
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I'm so happy for you two.
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We were beginning to think Finn would
end up alone.
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Right, son?
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Yeah.
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That's sweet. Supportive. Well, there's
no way that could happen.
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Yeah, um, every day I wake up and think
how lucky I am to have such a
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thoughtful, devoted, and selfless man in
my life.
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Aww.
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Finny.
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Alright. Good part.
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What is your favorite book to read and
why?
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Oh.
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I'll pick a different one.
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If you could live anywhere, where would
you want to live?
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Maybe by the beach with your lovely
daughter.
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Or two kids and a cute little golden
doodle to walk during sunset.
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Oh.
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Who's next?
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Oh, my turn. John?
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Or sir.
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How do you feel about your relationship
with your family?
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I mean, it's great.
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But I do wish we were a little bit
closer.
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Especially you, Finny.
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Wait, really?
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Of course.
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You never keep us updated on what...
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you and Lucas are up to.
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Your mom and I are cool, Finn.
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We would love to hear more about your
LGBT lifestyle.
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My turn.
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Finn, where do you see yourself in five
years?
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I can't wait to hear this one.
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Probably settle down with Lucas and
maybe even married. Who knows? Five
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a long time.
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My fans would love a gay wedding.
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Oh my gosh. That's beautiful.
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Yeah, but all we really want is to take
our kids to the pumpkin patch every
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year. Right, babe?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo.
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Lucas, I... I don't want to lie to your
parents anymore.
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What's going on?
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Yeah, Finn.
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What's going on?
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You know what? My guess is that it won't
end up like that.
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Or together at all.
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Okay, I think it's time that we head
out. Stop avoiding everything.
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Thank you for having me over tonight.
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And Charlie, congrats.
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I will see you when I see you.
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Lucas, wait.
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What happened?
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I knew something was up.
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I read them earlier.
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What?
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I'm an empath.
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Your daughter has a gift.
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go to the pumpkin patch.
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We want different things.
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Lucas, you already know who you are and
you're not scared of that.
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And I think that I want to experience
more.
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I don't.
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I can tell you're starting to figure it
out on your own.
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And honestly,
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I couldn't have wanted it any other way
for you.
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We can make this work.
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Not everything works.
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It's okay for you to still be trying to
figure out who you are, but I don't
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think I can be a part of that.
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I still love you.
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Bye, Lucas.
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Came out of nowhere.
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Well, Lucas left.
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And we broke up.
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Oh, Finny.
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I'm sorry, Finn.
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Thank you.
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What happened?
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Where do I begin?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I am.
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Hey.
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Hey, what's up?
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Thought I'd never see you again.
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Well, here I am.
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What are you waiting for?
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Come on in.
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Yeah, um, actually, I know this is weird
and I said we would hang out, but I
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can't do this right now.
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Wait, what?
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I'm gonna go.
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I'm sorry.
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Is this about your boyfriend?
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Actually, we just broke up.
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Shocker.
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Anyway, I'll see ya.
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Will you?
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