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Yeah, a great candidate.

And I think there she is, right now, in West Ethiopia.

I am!

I'm Calvin.

Oh, thank you, Calvin.

So we're here in your room for the next Mom of the Month.

You received a Nobel Peace Prize.

It's actually where we found the cure for diabetes.

So what makes you think that you are qualified, well -qualified for this

position? Well, I should have already done so much in life.

So are you sure you're never going to keep up?

We do tend to use you a lot.

Oh, I honestly, I mean, I feel like you guys have been so welcoming. I would

take anything you're willing to give me.

Sign over there.

I think she'll be a great addition to the company.

Hey, Mom.

Did you get that reward or whatever?

Look at you. You're sweet.

You do care.

Don't forget, you promised me once you get that award that I could throw a huge

rager here.

We'll talk to your father about that when he gets home.

Dad, tell this lady I could have a fucking rager tonight.

Hello, is your mother home?

Who are you guys?

Come on in. Welcome to my home.

Lovely to see you.

Can I get you anything?

Some tea? Some wine?

Of course, sure.

So lovely to have you all in my home. Can I interest you in some wine?

Yeah, right.

It's noon.

By the way, it's good to know you're drinking this early.

Sorry, I forgot. It's so early. Maybe just some water would be better?

Well... We came here today after much deliberation to present you

with Mom of the Month.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? This is so exciting.

Oh, my God. They're beautiful.

Oh, my goodness. I had no idea. I love it. Oh, look at that beautiful

trophy. Oh, my God.

Oh, it's perfect.

It's going to look so good. on the fireplace in real gold, too.

Oh, I really deserve this. Sweetie, don't you think I really deserve this?

I'm sorry. Can you give me just one moment to talk to my son?

Sure.

You said I could have this party.

I said you could have a party.

I didn't know they were coming here.

It surprised me, too. This isn't fair, Mom. You have to hold up your end of the

bargain.

Sweetie, what do you even want me to do?

The next best thing.

This is so lovely.

I just, I honestly, I cannot thank you guys enough.

Wonderful. We're super excited and we're glad that you're here. Really excited.

Mom, don't you need a vase for those flowers?

No, Billy. They're already in a beautiful vase.

Thank you guys so much for that, by the way. I think there's one down there.

Right? I forgot.

We have a theme for our vases, so they all have to be the same, but it's fine.

can surely go find one really quickly.

Oh,

I know, but it's just a family tradition. We have the same vases for

Tell them about our family tradition, sweetie.

Oh, yeah.

uses the same basis for everything, you know? You know what? Just move away from

the basis. You know what?

You can talk about something like your relationship with your best mom or...

Yeah, tell us.

Yeah. What is your relationship like in this beautiful house?

Well, I must say, her getting this award is probably the best thing that's ever

happened in our relationship.

I mean, like, your relationship with her, not... You know what? Right now, I

think my mom and I, we've never been in a better place.

Really. I think we're closer than we've ever been.

I'm very thankful.

So you do a lot of things together?

Yeah, yeah.

We really, really get really close to each other.

We've been bonding really well recently.

Nice. I've heard he's really passionate about a lot of things. What about?

She has a lot of hidden talents, but he's a really passionate person.

They're looking for that page.

Don't you worry.

Take your time. Take your time.

Hopefully you're going to find it.

Yeah. Hopefully.

It's a family tradition.

Oh, really?

Yeah. We heard.

And what about the job?

What's your craving for? No bad.

You know what? I have to say, it's really, really made our relationship

closer than we've been before.

After the award?

Yeah.

I don't even think I have the words to describe it.

So special.

She's the most caring. She does everything and anything that needs to be

So she doesn't suck.

Definitely not.

You know, what's interesting is I actually did all of the crown molding on

cabinets. I spent days just by hand sanding.

By hand, yeah.

And then the paint, the paint color.

We actually couldn't find one. I wanted something in between, like, white and

opaque. So I actually just sat down, you know, with my little scientific hat on.

And I thought, well, just make a paint, you know. And this kind of paint, you

only need one layer. It's an ultra -thick paint. And it's just this, I

see. It's just a beautiful color.

You like thick things, right?

Yeah. And you want to know the most interesting part about that paint?

It's actually vegan.

Animal cruelty free. And you can lick it right now. It actually tastes like

vanilla. It's so crazy.

But it looks wet.

That's just it. Yeah, it's always a little wet sheen to it. Yeah.

One coat.

Yeah. No priming needed?

No, absolutely not. You have to lube the cabinet.

Oh, lube. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's just that wetness. It's for the aromic scent,

actually. It's why it smells.

so delicious in here, you know? That smell of that fresh -baked cookie?

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't even have to make cookies. It smells like that. I mean,

I haven't tried them yet, but I would love to.

You have to clean a lot, because it looks like you've not even used the

Oh, I know, because I barely cook, you know? Oh, really?

No, I don't. No, I have a personal chef that lives next door, and I pay his

mortgage also, so he just frees food every day.

Yeah, three square meals.

Yeah. This is how your kids grow up. Somebody else cooks them. I mean, like,

that's different, you know, lifestyle. I usually like to cook because my kids

feel like I'm cooking. Oh, absolutely.

Oh, you know, we were actually going to expand the kitchen, but we needed, you

know, some support.

So I actually designed these beams here. If you look behind you, it's these

glorious beams.

I actually built those myself just for, you know, structural purposes. And they

are, boy, are they sturdy, you know? They are just, I mean, all

four corners really are just as good as it can get when it comes to construction

value. I can always just be around for any advice that you might

need because that is really what I'm good at.

I can hear you are extremely excited.

Yeah, I know.

Just to talk about it, I feel your voice. I do, I get excited.

Really? When I talk about new construction, you know. The passion is

It's a big, big project, but I always have to take on a big project.

Just, you know.

need to run and get something out of the bedroom I forgot.

So if you guys don't mind, I'm just going to run. I'll be right back.

Just right now.

Right now.

You know,

she seems a little flustered. Probably really excited she got the award.

I'm going to go check on her.

Just get over here already and fuck me with that thing.

Right in my ass.

Oh, this

really

is the next best thing.

Fucking asshole. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes, big naughty boy, you.

Oh, my God.

This is better than any party you could have thrown. It really is.

I don't even want to have a rager here.

We'll have our own little party. Yeah.

whole thing.

Yes, yes.

So fucking good.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck, baby. Yes, yes, yes. Make mommy come.

I'll make mommy come right now.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, wow.

I want to try another way.

Yeah? Yeah.

What if we're both lying down?

Oh, okay.

I'm not against that.

Mommy. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh,

baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

I love it. Yeah.

Me, too.

Mommy's favorite, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I love feeling that cup from the inside.

Yeah. Oh, it's so good. Oh, yes. Give it back.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah, that's it. Oh.

Look at that tight little ass. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, what a good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, mommy loves her wholesale.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's it, baby.

It's so funny.

What are you doing?

Oh, wow.

Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes. Oh, that's it, baby. Oh, yes. And that's what mommy likes.

That's it.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, baby, that's perfect.

fucking good. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

That's it. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, baby. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

my God. Yes. Oh, my God. Give it to me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

You know, it's been taking them a while. What do you say we go check on them?

Sure. Why not?

I can't wait to see what's going on.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh, my God. You're so good being stretched so wide.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Give me those deep strokes.

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, you know exactly what I like to do. Yeah. You are my stepmom. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I really like that you pay such good attention to me.

Give me all the things your dad can't.

Oh, my God.

He never fucks my ass.

He doesn't even care about my accomplishments.

The mom of the month.

You care.

Oh, my God. I can tell how much you care.

Oh, my God.

Feels so good.

Oh, yes. Baby, yes.

Yes.

Sounds like you're disciplining the young one.

Oh, yes.

Yes, great.

Thank you guys so much for stopping by.

Good. So we'll see you at the meeting tomorrow.

Yes. I'll be there.

Okay.

We'll let ourselves out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. That's it.

Yes, give it to mommy.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God. Put that little ass right on up.

Yes. You want to make me come all over that cock. Yes.

Right there, baby, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you're going to make me cum. Oh, baby, I want you to cum so bad. Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes. You've got to let Mommy cum first.

Mommy always cums first.

Oh, baby, yes.

Oh, fuck.

So good.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to come all over. Yeah. You're going to give me that big rear?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to come all over my ass. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Dare to get up for your daddy?

Yeah. Yeah.

Give it to my baby.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I want you to drain those balls all over mommy.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you going to splatter my ass with it? Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. I'm going to feel that hot come all over my asshole.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, baby. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes.

Yeah. Give it all to me.

Give it all to me.

In that ass, baby.

Yes. Oh, yes, baby. Yes.

Oh, it's so good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Yes, baby. Yes.

Oh, my God. Give it back. Give it back to me.

Oh. Oh, that's it.

Yes, slide it right into that eye.

Yes, baby.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Yes. Give it to me. Yes. Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Give me that fucking gun, baby.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, come on, mommy.

Yes. Yes.

I want all that gun.

Yes, baby.

Yes. Give it to me.

Yes.

Fuck yes, baby.

That's it.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, give it to me, baby. Yes. Yes.

Oh, that's it.

Yes.

Yes. Over.

Yes, baby. Oh, that's it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Good boy.

Good boy.

This was way better than a rager.

Anything to be the perfect mom.