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Uh, come in.

Hey.

What's up?

I was wondering if I could ask you a question.

Yeah, of course.

What?

It's like the earlier this week you were asking me if everything was okay and stuff.

Yeah, you seemed kind of down with some of the area, okay?

I've just been struggling with like figuring out how to put a condom on.

And I don't want to do it wrong in front of my girlfriend and embarrass myself.

Have you been having sex without them?

Uh, you know, we don't use them.

Jody, you're not supposed to be doing that. You're 24 years old. You're no better.

I know, I know. Sorry. I don't know how to put them on and it's just easier.

Well, we're going to have to fix this. We need to take care of this and make sure that you know how to put these on.

And you need to be using them every time.

Your dad would flip his lid if you found out that you got a girl pregnant.

Yeah, I know.

All right. You have them in your room, right?

Oh, yeah. Okay, because they gave you a whole box of them a while ago.

Condoms are just so confusing, like, what if I put it on long? What if it sticks to my dick? I don't know, it's done.

I, I don't even know what to say to that one.

They're never going to know how long, Jody.

They're just a rubber and once it's on, you're fine. You need to know how to put it on and you just lift it off after.

Okay, um, go grab those and then I don't really still those.

So, go grab a banana or something. Okay.

Okay. All right. Don't do that.

Come back.

Here.

Oh.

Did you find a bunch of your bad cheeses, Jody?

No, it was, um, in the kitchen.

All right, but I always try to show you something.

What?

You guys never eat them.

One more potassium, seriously.

All right.

All right. So, usually we're taking this up.

All right. So, you want to make sure that it's going to roll down this way over, which putting it on, okay?

Why?

Because you want it to be easy to go down.

So, you want to get it on?

Gotcha.

The first thing you want to do, though, is you will after you figure out which weight rolls,

change the tip. You don't want an air bubble, okay?

This is where your comes going to go, okay?

Okay.

I'm going to make sure it's going to roll down like that.

So, I want you to hold this from the bottom.

Make sure you get a firm grip on it, all right?

All right. Because you need it nice and hard.

Push it down on the tip just a bit so that way you got that nice, new air bubble.

And you're going to roll it down all the time.

All right.

Okay. Then you're just going to roll it down.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Good.

Jody, we cannot use that.

Just get that out of my house.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'll go through it away.

Yeah.

And come back when you're done.

Do you throw it away for me?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, you don't have that.

Um, I think I'm just going to have to show you how to actually do it.

So, um, you're going to need to.

You're going to need to get hard for me so we can do this.

Okay.

Uh, get hard for you.

Yeah.

I'm going to have to show you how to put it right on your cots because we don't have anything else to show you on.

Um, I don't know.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm just that mom.

So, it's totally fine.

It's not a big deal.

You're 24 years old.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I really need to learn how to use these.

Yeah.

Where are you going?

No, just.

They're here.

I just wasn't sure.

Like, if, um.

No, it's fine.

I'm showing you how to put it on the lawn.

Go ahead.

Um.

Okay.

Here.

You know what?

Put this here.

Just, you want me to help you?

Here.

Let me help you.

Let me help you get it hard, okay?

I'm sure.

All right.

Oh, you know what?

Let me give you this stuff.

Maybe.

But.

Here.

You know, why don't you try this?

Why don't you lay back and I'll try second one and see if we can get it hard that way.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Mmm.

Like that.

You're starting to get hard.

Mmm.

Perfect.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I'm trying to get it nice and hard.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

There it goes.

Get even harder.

Mmm.

Don't try to get it nice and suddenly hard.

Mmm.

You think of hard enough for the condoms?

Mmm.

You know, I think it could be a little harder.

Really?

Yeah.

You know,

I think I'm just going to put it in the side just to get you extra hard, okay?

Oh, that's, that's okay.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

You're going to have to share it with you.

I think you might have to make it hard.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah.

Oh my god, it's really good.

Believe me.

Oww, oww.

Oww, what?

Oww, oww, oww, oww, oww.

Oww, oww, oww, oww, oww.

Oww, oww, oww.

Oh.

Oh.

Why?

Oh.

Why?

Oh.

Why?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, wait.

Oh, be hurry.

Oh, wait.

Put the hand in mine.

Nothing that you saw.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

It's like that.

Oh.

Why?

Oh.

Oh.

Why?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I can't.

Oh, you.

Just like that.

Oh, you.

Oh.

I like you.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

I'll take you to the server.

Oh.

Oh.

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It's like a good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

You.

It's like that.

Oh, my.

My.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yea!

I never had a child like that, yes.

It was so close.

Oh, I thought it was a little bit too much.

Oh

Oh

Oh my god

Oh yeah, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh yeah, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Bye!

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Pull it, pull it!

Pull it, pull it, pull!

How are you?

Ah, how are you?

Ah, oh, oh, ah, oh my god.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh

I thought you were a little bit too much.

I thought you were a little bit too much.

Oh, hi, hi.

I only have to forgive me.

Hi there.

Oh, for you, yes, yes.

God, yes, but.

I'm giving you a few.

Yes, yes.

Yes, I'm for you, just give you some.

I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm so glad you said that, oh, good one!

ah

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yes

Yeah, like you mentioned, just...

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh my god.

You're so cute

You're so cute

Oh my god

You're so cute

Oh my god

What

You're so cute

Oh my god

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Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

But I still don't know how to put it on the mom.

Oh yeah, no you're right.

You just pinched it type like that.

Put it on.

Oh god, it's the bridge right now.

And just like that?

We just roll it down. It's too tight. It's size up too big size down. I'm gonna go take a shower

Wait, how did they come off? You just roll it down, Jodie. Okay